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you see this you see this right here I

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killed that in the lore I<font color="#CCCCCC"> killed that</font>

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that's me I wonder if he did it with a

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pistol now we go oh I seen the caco

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demon he's already pre firing at me I've

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been asked why I don't just use the

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pistol exclusively and that's so shit

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like this doesn't happen where I'm

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forced to fight<font color="#CCCCCC"> three kako demons at</font>

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once and enforced to wait till they get

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close to<font color="#CCCCCC"> me so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I can actually kill where</font>

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do those fireballs come from this is

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what's<font color="#E5E5E5"> going on it's just cock oedema</font>

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this is like em I like invading his

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house why are there so many of you like

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a cock o demon family reunion oh oh good

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fucking fucking hell you know why is it

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these hell levels I have to have like

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all the worst enemies just all at once

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no break 5 7 15<font color="#CCCCCC"> capo Beeman's sure let</font>

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him fight him he loves cock o demons

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let's make him fight all the cock o

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demons<font color="#E5E5E5"> I jumped into it I jumped into</font>

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him so yeah it's a it's summer and it's

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hot and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I had to turn my fan off unless</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">you wanted to hear even</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> more fan in the</font>

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background oh god I got nervous when I

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heard that scream oh and then these

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fuckers these guys can just munch on my

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cock they're the worst they fly into you

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they oh man I love the I love the

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decorations in this game you're probably

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gonna notice that in these later level

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in these later levels they're like he's

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using he's using the he's using the

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<font color="#E5E5E5">super shotgun for sure right guys let's</font>

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spawn of a million<font color="#CCCCCC"> kaka demons for him</font>

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to shoot with the shotgun<font color="#E5E5E5"> that that's</font>

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fine<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but why he's using</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that he's</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">using the pistol what do you mean he's</font>

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using is he is he is he fucking stupid

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why is he using the pistol I think what

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really hurts is that not not only<font color="#E5E5E5"> did</font>

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they make the enemies pretty much almost

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do one hundred percent<font color="#E5E5E5"> of your health</font>

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when you start out the health pickups uh

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yeah they're like half or like they're

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<font color="#E5E5E5">like in thirds so when you pick</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up a you</font>

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pick up one of<font color="#E5E5E5"> those little hell's</font>

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normally I<font color="#E5E5E5"> think they do I think they</font>

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heal you<font color="#E5E5E5"> 45 when I miss the hilly 41</font>

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fuck you<font color="#CCCCCC"> asshole I hope that kills you</font>

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oh it didn't oh<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay okay here here we</font>

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see as a scrub gets<font color="#CCCCCC"> get shot in the face</font>

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with<font color="#E5E5E5"> a hot grease from our Burger King</font>

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fryers he's getting<font color="#E5E5E5"> roasted alive by the</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">burger king grease one burger king down</font>

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he's got<font color="#E5E5E5"> to fight ultra Burger King and</font>

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some<font color="#CCCCCC"> imps our patrons at Burger King a</font>

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very<font color="#E5E5E5"> angry with him he's killed the fry</font>

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cooks now the skeleton bones are coming

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out in<font color="#E5E5E5"> uh uh uh what am I saying what is</font>

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this yeah bitch hooker<font color="#CCCCCC"> King oh there you</font>

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are he's slippery little fuck had me

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worried there for a second oh fuck I

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keep forgetting these guys can jump

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sounds like a<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking basketball player</font>

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watch him dunk

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stupid you silly goose you silly goose

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oh hey buddy hey do you spook me I I

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heard there's like a birthday skeleton

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and it's in like a wall on one of these

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levels I don't know where it is but<font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font>

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I'm probably<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna jump at the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fucking</font>

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walls at random until I find it maybe

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it's not even on this level maybe I'll

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just be jumping in the walls like a

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fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> idiot I'm not fucking around</font>

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let's kill this guy sorry BK your<font color="#E5E5E5"> d DK</font>

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Donkey Kong I don't know why the fuck I

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said that that was stupid what does this

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do there we go Oh apparently it flew me

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into a fucking demon and he insta kill

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me cool cool<font color="#E5E5E5"> cool fucking jump pad whoo</font>

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oh this is<font color="#E5E5E5"> the motherfucker who killed</font>

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me oh there's two of them I have a

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feeling<font color="#CCCCCC"> that I've said that phrase too</font>

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many times more than<font color="#CCCCCC"> I should have oh</font>

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there's two of them oh there's there's

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two there's two of them there's two of

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them there<font color="#CCCCCC"> Skelly bones whoa thank you I</font>

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was going<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say thank</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you invincibility</font>

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frames on the executions but then<font color="#E5E5E5"> i</font>

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remembered i took the fast execution

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thing so i could get armor and help

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faster

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maybe maybe he'll just<font color="#E5E5E5"> makes me act like</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">a fucking idiot like I'll stand still</font>

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while this man cubist aims at me and

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shoots me cuz I'm cool like that I look

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dangerous straight in the face and tell

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it to suck my cock big lumbering fuck oh

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there's another one oh there's another

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one oh there's two of them oh there's

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another one oh I was just<font color="#E5E5E5"> talking about</font>

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you<font color="#E5E5E5"> baby now you did oh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay there's a</font>

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teleporter where you think they can

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<font color="#E5E5E5">follow me through it where's that coming</font>

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from well what did they<font color="#E5E5E5"> did they die are</font>

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they dead all I had to do was leave

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let's<font color="#E5E5E5"> find that b'day skeleton oh my god</font>

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here it is oh my god<font color="#CCCCCC"> i</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> found it on the</font>

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birthday<font color="#E5E5E5"> skeleton there is oh he's got</font>

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the like he's got the<font color="#CCCCCC"> satanic bible from</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">isaac oh here it is here's the skull oh</font>

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shit oh fuck man oh it's gonna crash it

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on me oh no oh who who are<font color="#E5E5E5"> they</font>

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intending to get squished by this<font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean</font>

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you could fit through this if you if you

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were skinny enough you could probably

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fit through that crack save me save me

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oh shit oh no oh oh

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please wow what a bitch come on oh there

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we go oh good just what I wanted to<font color="#E5E5E5"> see</font>

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ooh baby ooh baby yeah I love those<font color="#E5E5E5"> who</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">did those demons with the big fat asses</font>

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I love them all<font color="#CCCCCC"> right no more</font>

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shenanigans we gotta we gotta beat this

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level it's it's hot hot and i want to

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<font color="#E5E5E5">turn on want to turn on the fan oh boy i</font>

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love whoppers give me more please oh you

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dirty fuck he knew i was<font color="#E5E5E5"> going for me</font>

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fucking nice play what<font color="#E5E5E5"> level do we have</font>

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here a level that hurts me I was the one

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with the barrels Hey look<font color="#E5E5E5"> I I got the</font>

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immunity the barrels so I<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't die you</font>

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see what I was expecting to<font color="#E5E5E5"> do there was</font>

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to die and have it be like<font color="#E5E5E5"> a funny</font>

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moment like ha he he didn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> really get</font>

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it he was just he's just playing with<font color="#CCCCCC"> us</font>

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it's just he's just goofin hahaha isn't

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it funny when he dies and has a horrible

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time doing good<font color="#E5E5E5"> doing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> good doing good Oh</font>

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every time I say anything remotely

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positive about my my experience here

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they throw out the tomatoes he needs

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some vegetables he clearly he's he's

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insane if he thinks he's having a fun

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time<font color="#E5E5E5"> Burger King everywhere</font>

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you know speaking<font color="#E5E5E5"> of Burger King since</font>

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there's two of them in the room<font color="#E5E5E5"> you guys</font>

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are ever ever like a burger king<font color="#E5E5E5"> kid you</font>

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know like you signed up and they would

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give you like a free shitty little kids

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meal burger every time it<font color="#E5E5E5"> was your</font>

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birthday that shit was<font color="#E5E5E5"> that shit was the</font>

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fucking tits you're not tempting me

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you're not gonna get<font color="#CCCCCC"> me with that come</font>

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grab the buzzer and then punch 60 imps

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until barons spawn and fuck you up now

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I'm saving these fucking things for the

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big guys the big boys the big cojones

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look at this it literally is this imps

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punch the Imps punch the Imps who's this

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oh it's you<font color="#E5E5E5"> alright Burger King time to</font>

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die yes where the M sno-isle the

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Summoner summon this bitch<font color="#E5E5E5"> summon this</font>

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yeah oh what's that you're<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking dead</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> more summoners yeah come</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to the</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">middle of the room with me a step into</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">the ring Oh baron you're dead 200 wooden</font>

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what's the point that's the point of

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that<font color="#E5E5E5"> I mean if I were the designer I</font>

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would fuck the play over at every chance

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I got there would<font color="#CCCCCC"> be this room instead</font>

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of those imps it would just be<font color="#E5E5E5"> Barons</font>

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you want to know why cuz there's a

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berserk in the middle have fun killing

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the Barons all right let's go

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I think there's another boss at<font color="#CCCCCC"> the end</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">of this level or now this is the end of</font>

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the level isn't it is this the end<font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font>

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the level really it<font color="#CCCCCC"> is that's good guess</font>

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I can do the next level again or after

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shouldn't be<font color="#CCCCCC"> too hard</font>