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by destroying Vega you've created a

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portal directly into the heart of hell

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now you<font color="#E5E5E5"> must find your way to the source</font>

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of the<font color="#CCCCCC"> ua seize power no one has the</font>

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well the crucible will allow you to

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<font color="#E5E5E5">absorb and contain the energy and of the</font>

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well for good good let's get this shit

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over with okay by the way you fucking

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did right after the last last level

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right after the last level am i doing

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like froze as<font color="#E5E5E5"> I was saving and exiting I</font>

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came<font color="#CCCCCC"> back and I expected my safe to be</font>

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like totally fucking corrupted I would

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<font color="#E5E5E5">kidding you don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> even know how fucking</font>

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bought her my ass my ass would catch on

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fire that's how much about her I would

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be<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's how much butter would be</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">generated from my safe getting corrupted</font>

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at the last level on my nightmare pistol

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run final level and what's the first

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enemy i see well it's the<font color="#E5E5E5"> caca demon who</font>

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else what a delicious tomato

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get out of<font color="#E5E5E5"> here so yeah most demons most</font>

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demons and coming here we are do you

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know<font color="#CCCCCC"> of the pain these guys cause stop</font>

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teleporting you fucking coward stop it

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for the love of fuck<font color="#E5E5E5"> die oh my god what</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">am i doing</font>

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Jesus

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Christ oh no oh I<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have any</font>

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chainsaw fuel so I can't chain saw him

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I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> not gonna be FG one guy there has to</font>

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be changed i'll feel around here they

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wouldn't oh here it is I found<font color="#E5E5E5"> it all</font>

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right I got I got something<font color="#E5E5E5"> to deal with</font>

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that guy with no what fucking chance are

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the wrong guy no what the fuck do you

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see how many enemies are around the

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<font color="#CCCCCC">corner oh my lord all right this time</font>

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I'll<font color="#E5E5E5"> try not the fucking miss with my</font>

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chainsaw

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there we go there we go I've noticed

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there's been none<font color="#CCCCCC"> of those pinkies none</font>

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of the Cyberman<font color="#E5E5E5"> key this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is none of the</font>

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bones those guys were<font color="#CCCCCC"> where it spawned</font>

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in entirely<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> never mind</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all right boys</font>

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oh you sick fucks what's the opposite of

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creaming your pants shitting you're

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shitting your pants I'm gonna shit my

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pants if I see another summoner speak of

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the fucking devil it's the devil and<font color="#E5E5E5"> he</font>

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hit me with his hit me with his ass

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blaster

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yeah fucker how's that<font color="#E5E5E5"> I want me to hide</font>

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in here for a little bit<font color="#CCCCCC"> whoo who is</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">this is this the end what where'd the</font>

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fucking powerup go I didn't grab<font color="#E5E5E5"> it it</font>

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took it away well I'm glad the fights

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over<font color="#CCCCCC"> booked like what so yeah um I</font>

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definitely plan on playing something

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chiller after this rat fuck whether it

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<font color="#CCCCCC">be on my own time or like recording</font>

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stupid shit like this I planned on

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playing mario maker playing levels like

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user-submitted levels<font color="#E5E5E5"> I've only gotten</font>

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one so far though so I guess if you've

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made<font color="#E5E5E5"> Mario maker levels that I'll I'll</font>

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put something in the description or in

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the comments just comment<font color="#CCCCCC"> with a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> level</font>

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if if you have one I guess<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay yeah I'm</font>

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not dealing<font color="#E5E5E5"> with these motherfuckers</font>

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I guess I have to I guess<font color="#E5E5E5"> I have to how</font>

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do they you know speaking<font color="#CCCCCC"> on that that</font>

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point I was talking<font color="#CCCCCC"> about in the last</font>

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level I think how in<font color="#E5E5E5"> the fuck would you</font>

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deal<font color="#CCCCCC"> with those</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guys with just your</font>

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pistol on like this would you just run

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back make your way back you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know just</font>

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waste your time how<font color="#CCCCCC"> about here how would</font>

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you would you just do this I guess I

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just answered my own question because I

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<font color="#CCCCCC">just completely ran past them I still</font>

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got<font color="#CCCCCC"> hit though so goodbye imp I mean</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">look at this I can do anything if I put</font>

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my mind to it come on leave me alone

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I've had<font color="#CCCCCC"> enough of all these fucks</font>

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come on

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that's the<font color="#E5E5E5"> problem with the quad damage</font>

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with the pistol more<font color="#E5E5E5"> often than not you</font>

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squander it no let me kill<font color="#CCCCCC"> him by the</font>

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way who put these jump pads here the

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demons don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> use them why are they here</font>

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seems like they're here for me as<font color="#E5E5E5"> long</font>

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as<font color="#CCCCCC"> I get rid of you the bane of my</font>

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goddamn existence oh fuck oh my god

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are we done

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are we done<font color="#E5E5E5"> with the Imps at least can I</font>

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not have more pinkies I don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> like these</font>

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guys

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for the love of fuck oh my good good

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fucking gravy and these guys to know oh

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my fucking god fuck this shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> guess what</font>

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fuckers gonna have to come get me up

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here fuck I could move in the toe cut a

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minute video fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> fight over again oh</font>

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my god this<font color="#CCCCCC"> is one of three fights one</font>

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of three one of<font color="#E5E5E5"> three they get worse way</font>

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worse and it may<font color="#E5E5E5"> not it might not look</font>

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it might not look like there's many guys

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when I'm editing this shit believe me

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I'm cutting out a lot of guys there's at

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least like I<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know 30 amps like 12</font>

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revenants there was there's been like

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four hell nights like it took<font color="#CCCCCC"> 10 pinky's</font>

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a fucking tomato and some<font color="#E5E5E5"> hell raisers I</font>

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want it to<font color="#CCCCCC"> be over with it I still have</font>

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to fight the final boss which is going

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to be probably the hardest thing in<font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font>

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game listen to me friends when i say i

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had no<font color="#CCCCCC"> trouble with the first two bosses</font>

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on ultraviolence I died multiple times

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in a row to<font color="#CCCCCC"> the final boss multiple</font>

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I probably said this a lot of times but

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it would help if I could<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking aim oh</font>

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oh it crashed on me oh it crashed oh my

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fucking god I'm gonna go hang myself I'm

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<font color="#E5E5E5">gonna go fuck and hang myself it crashed</font>

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it fucking crashed and there's<font color="#CCCCCC"> nothing I</font>

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can do about it there's nothing<font color="#CCCCCC"> I can do</font>

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about it<font color="#CCCCCC"> all right where's it gonna put</font>

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me ok good ok good it put me here I'm

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glad<font color="#E5E5E5"> I picked a less hot day to fucking</font>

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do this shit on there was no no way i

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was doing this shit when it was like 90

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let's here's helping it run smoother and

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by run smoother I mean runs as smooth as

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it did last time it just doesn't fucking

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randomly crash thanks Bethesda blaming

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that<font color="#E5E5E5"> one on you even though you didn't</font>

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program the game how about<font color="#CCCCCC"> I just wait</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">for the fucking thankies to here and</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">then I can use my bfg</font>

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one shot holy shit that came out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font>

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fucking talk where oh my god stop

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chasing me why can I not kill him Jesus

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this<font color="#E5E5E5"> is where we stay back unless we get</font>

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the wrath of the fucking tomato or the

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pinkies<font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh God I mean it's not like I I</font>

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have a machine<font color="#CCCCCC"> gun here I have to charge</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">these shots or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it or they do fuck all</font>

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keep in mind these shots don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> do that</font>

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much charged my grenade does about twice

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the damage of a fully charged shot oh my

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<font color="#E5E5E5">god they always throw their fireball and</font>

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then just smack me

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my grenades aren't looking too good like

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I'm just throwing them wherever I can't

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stay still and fight the pinkies because

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got these fucking piece of shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> imps</font>

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fuck come<font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Oh God give me health I</font>

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completely wasted that let's just<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's</font>

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be real here I didn't kill anything with

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that it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> Checkpoint i'll take it i</font>

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didn't use the bfg fine just saying I

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didn't kill anything that I killed like

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you know a<font color="#E5E5E5"> couple i did I killed the</font>

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hell night with<font color="#CCCCCC"> it and in him by mailing</font>

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his ass into rocks

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go over there<font color="#E5E5E5"> doomguy go fight more</font>

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demons and have a good time no I don't

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wanna you can't make me<font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't think I</font>

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have a choice I mean we wouldn't be

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playing this game if I decided not to

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trying to<font color="#E5E5E5"> get me with the old slippery</font>

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dick<font color="#CCCCCC"> Thanks hell night it's nice to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see</font>

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another demon has my back when I can't

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fucking managed to hit him<font color="#CCCCCC"> who's</font>

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standing<font color="#E5E5E5"> still in a wall come on friend</font>

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I don't want to<font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> want to tangle with</font>

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you there we go

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<font color="#E5E5E5">alright</font>

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when the going<font color="#E5E5E5"> gets tough punch them in</font>

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the face<font color="#CCCCCC"> until</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they're dead not today</font>

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not today

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not ever where you're dead I just punch

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punch everything I don't care look at

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this this<font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all what I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this is what I</font>

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had<font color="#E5E5E5"> to fight you're dead you're dead</font>

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good wrinkly fucks

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<font color="#CCCCCC">they're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> still not done let's not die</font>

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here or crash here please could you<font color="#CCCCCC"> do</font>

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that for<font color="#CCCCCC"> me game there's a fucking</font>

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burger king shooting his green goop

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shooting the shamrock shake saw us<font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font>

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wait the shamrock shake is from

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mcdonalds<font color="#CCCCCC"> never mind there has to be</font>

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something green that that a burger king

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<font color="#E5E5E5">gave us oh yeah that's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right green shit</font>

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they had like this Halloween whopper

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this black whopper that would turn your

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shit like comically green like the Joker

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Joker green like Hulk green maybe that's

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what<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's shooting out all the customers</font>

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shit could<font color="#E5E5E5"> you fuck off him did you see</font>

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that<font color="#E5E5E5"> shit I had I had just that man keep</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">his left and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then a baron I was gonna be</font>

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FG the Baron and I was gonna move on

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with my life guess not

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i I'm sitting at 70 fucking health I'm

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gonna just get shot

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like that look at these motherfuckers

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they're shooting towards the power up

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like we're note we know you're going<font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font>

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it so<font color="#CCCCCC"> just hold this click that button</font>

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oh oh good oh good oh great look there's

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the final boss good good good good good

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good oh I was so<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking close I was</font>

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just killing the guys I had like<font color="#E5E5E5"> a few</font>

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of the little guys left I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> just gonna</font>

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use the<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bfg when these wasn't</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">the big guys one I don't even give a</font>

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shit anymore deep that was not my<font color="#CCCCCC"> fault</font>

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a lot of these<font color="#E5E5E5"> deaths near 90 goddamn</font>

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nine percent of these deaths<font color="#E5E5E5"> are my</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">fault that was not my fault that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> would</font>

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have<font color="#E5E5E5"> been fucking cool too bad it didn't</font>

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happen he was about to die too oh my god

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like<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm trying to keep track of how</font>

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much health each of these like hell

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nights have but up like last time just

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threw a grenade at<font color="#CCCCCC"> him and it didn't do</font>

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anything

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all right here we<font color="#CCCCCC"> go there's a challenge</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">for killing these guys with the bfg</font>

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hello darkness my old friend I've<font color="#E5E5E5"> come</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">to talk with you oh can I not can I can</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">I just call it quits here I made it to</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">the final level I made</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the final I</font>

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made<font color="#E5E5E5"> it I did it I beat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the game there's</font>

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nothing<font color="#CCCCCC"> after this I did it are you</font>

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fucking<font color="#CCCCCC"> kidding me I can't get I can't</font>

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do<font color="#E5E5E5"> anything every fucking time I get</font>

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close every time I get close it's just

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like<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking crash or I fall through</font>

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the fucking ground I don't even know

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anymore I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> just gonna be so fucking</font>

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glad when this when i'm done with this

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<font color="#E5E5E5">fucking game it's moving the fucking</font>

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last time I play this fucking game the

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last got<font color="#E5E5E5"> in time until they come out</font>

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with like story dlc not this fucking

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multiplayers shit fucking come on please

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<font color="#CCCCCC">don't crash on me today please don't</font>

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crash on me now don't do this<font color="#CCCCCC"> to me</font>

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don't be this<font color="#E5E5E5"> game to me I'm close I</font>

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didn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> touch the fucking the thing yet</font>

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I'm gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> grab it bucket here we go all</font>

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right all right all right all<font color="#CCCCCC"> right all</font>

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right more guys more guys let's go there

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he<font color="#CCCCCC"> is I was literally one guy away that</font>

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that time no no you don't you fuck get

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down<font color="#CCCCCC"> here thank you I thought he was</font>

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gonna be a fucking coward and just sit

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up<font color="#E5E5E5"> there oh my god that man cubist that</font>

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I punched was the last man<font color="#CCCCCC"> Cuba spawned</font>

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the one the one where I felt through the

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fucking ground that was the last 1i

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think what the fuck oh hey there oh

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there's one more fight after this and

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it's the one before the final boss so

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it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even harder and there's</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">going probably gonna be more crashes</font>

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yippee are you fucking<font color="#CCCCCC"> kidding me are</font>

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you kidding me oh are you fuck<font color="#E5E5E5"> are you</font>

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serious<font color="#E5E5E5"> are you serious right now I</font>

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can't shoot that remember that glitch

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remember that glitch last time where I

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<font color="#E5E5E5">couldn't shoot remember that glitch that</font>

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random glitch remember the crashes

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remember the glitch remember the crashes

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the glitch to fall through the floor the

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this<font color="#E5E5E5"> game I have never had this much</font>

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trouble<font color="#CCCCCC"> this game look it says I have</font>

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the fucking it says I have the shotgun

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out I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> have the shotgun out if you</font>

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have a notice game and I can't shoot I'm

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not<font color="#CCCCCC"> even gonna give these motherfuckers</font>

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the satisfaction of killing me let me

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just fucking oh wait did it do<font color="#CCCCCC"> it that's</font>

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all I had to do that's all I had to do

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oh my god stop it

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I don't want to take<font color="#CCCCCC"> it this is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the last</font>

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fight and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I know there's gonna be like a</font>

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million guys and I can't aim did that

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even hit me guess I backed up into it

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whatever whatever oh my<font color="#E5E5E5"> god there's just</font>

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a million fireballs flying at me and

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there's nothing<font color="#E5E5E5"> I can do about it I</font>

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really love when I get done with a

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fucking animation for killing guys and I

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just get hit that's my favorite part you

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know the longer I like run around

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without without blowing these guys up

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and killing these guys I'd say the

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bigger chance there is for<font color="#E5E5E5"> the fucking</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">crash okok</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh demons Oh a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> baron well I</font>

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do have a chainsaw for you baron how's

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that<font color="#E5E5E5"> friend can we not hear hear I don't</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">have time to look for a mo here's that</font>

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how's that although there was three

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<font color="#CCCCCC">Barons three Baron Cyberman cabooses</font>

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kako demons he just<font color="#E5E5E5"> hit that guy in the</font>

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ass when he jumped there's two<font color="#CCCCCC"> of these</font>

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guys at once oh he's dead he's dead all

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right

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you're dead all right good good good I

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can't fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> believe it this game look</font>

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at all this good look at this stuff here

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it is the last thing the last that<font color="#E5E5E5"> was</font>

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the last fight didn't crash thank<font color="#E5E5E5"> God</font>

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I did it

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I did it guys I'm ready guys I'm ready