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Oh back again I am Vega<font color="#E5E5E5"> the sentient</font>

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intelligence assigned to Mars avegant

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<font color="#CCCCCC">Diagnostics on the Vegas please yeah</font>

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there's one

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<font color="#E5E5E5">alright</font>

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all right pupil<font color="#CCCCCC"> five</font>

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could you could you not could<font color="#CCCCCC"> you not</font>

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could you<font color="#E5E5E5"> not could you fucking not</font>

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that's tough i have i've not seen<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font>

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one yet probably because<font color="#E5E5E5"> i've never died</font>

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by these guys<font color="#E5E5E5"> only on nightmare come on</font>

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come on buddy

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I'm gonna grab this armor first

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<font color="#E5E5E5">alright</font>

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still freaked out just become

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everything's<font color="#E5E5E5"> fine it's only nightmare</font>

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with<font color="#CCCCCC"> a pistol you're fine you know where</font>

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the secrets are got this<font color="#CCCCCC"> God</font>

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see if I can kill these two without

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<font color="#E5E5E5">getting hit I'll gladly take the armor</font>

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here we go nope<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking excuse me oh oh</font>

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it was you yeah hit the zombie you

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fucked oh<font color="#E5E5E5"> jeez him I I came into this</font>

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room for<font color="#E5E5E5"> some armor and i left with some</font>

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armor<font color="#CCCCCC"> some1 armor to amo three armor I</font>

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don't know nothing<font color="#CCCCCC"> I guess fine I'll try</font>

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to fight this room all right not as calm

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as I was to begin with

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but I mean do you see what's going on

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<font color="#CCCCCC">here this is what's happening this is</font>

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what happening this is happening in my

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life good good lord

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game oh you know what<font color="#E5E5E5"> I forget you know</font>

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when<font color="#E5E5E5"> i forgot i had i forgot i had</font>

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fucking grenades to use oh my god no<font color="#CCCCCC"> can</font>

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my grenades please recharge oh I'm so

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dead oh my<font color="#CCCCCC"> God my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> grenades they take</font>

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fucking forever recharge what did I<font color="#CCCCCC"> get</font>

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hit with oh<font color="#CCCCCC"> they're zombie behind me</font>

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that's great you can't stop you can't

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stop for anything the game does not<font color="#E5E5E5"> let</font>

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you it does not allow<font color="#E5E5E5"> you to stop you</font>

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have to go fast at every opportunity<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">you're dead oh fuck this is</font>

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these enemies oh they're so good oh

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they're so good I think my problem is

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getting pelted with everything

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jump across I can just bathe them I'll

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<font color="#E5E5E5">be good hop across here fucker</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">I'm doing good just gotta watch out for</font>

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the monster mash party over here I did

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it I didn't have to do<font color="#CCCCCC"> this skip you</font>

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don't know if the<font color="#E5E5E5"> skip is its you like</font>

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you hop on<font color="#E5E5E5"> this you hop up here or</font>

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something you hop to your death oh but

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let me show you that again you like hop

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up here you hop up here you like do a

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little bit of this and then you like

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ride this across you go<font color="#E5E5E5"> over there and</font>

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you jump in like the earth you jump into

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the metal and then you walk and you skip

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basically like three fights I think you

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get the yellow key card and then you can

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basically just you basically only you

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don't have to do any fighting in this

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map but i will<font color="#CCCCCC"> be doing the fighting</font>

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oh you fucking cheeky cunt

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I just like

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No

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I'll take it I'll take it I'll take

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anything I can get at this point I'll

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<font color="#E5E5E5">take it all one health health baby oh</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">fuck this shit</font>

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no just give him<font color="#CCCCCC"> the old slippery dick</font>

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try not to get crushed what they're

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fighting each other oh how nice thank

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you<font color="#CCCCCC"> thank you for being so generous</font>

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stunning<font color="#CCCCCC"> it in for me</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">alright</font>

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that was one room mind you I still have

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a pretty big I have a pretty big<font color="#CCCCCC"> fight</font>

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coming up I'm not gonna I'm not gonna

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lie<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm not not too excited about it</font>

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here we go what a cheap fuck

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I am kind of glad you can kind of run

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around the maps I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> glad they added a</font>

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lot<font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> different paths you can take it</font>

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certainly helps me out here oh I hate

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<font color="#CCCCCC">that I hate it I have no choice but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font>

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take the fire can't get down from there

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we did a fucking sick basketball throat

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don't get under his dick hit me in the

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chest dead poop didn't hit anything with

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it<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I'm gonna die again oh you you're</font>

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not getting<font color="#CCCCCC"> me</font>

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you got me nothing like a little<font color="#E5E5E5"> bit</font>

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you who is like yeah she's gonna put us

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on be in front<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the door so it can hit</font>

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him that's fine what what oh I'm never

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safe oh no there's no fucking land

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killing like a a<font color="#CCCCCC"> barren of hell with a</font>

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pistol

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you you

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kill him please shoot shoot him he's

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there he's there no I can't be dealing

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with<font color="#E5E5E5"> any money</font>

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I'm I'm actually really fucking nervous

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playing this I don't want to die it was

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<font color="#E5E5E5">fucking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> chasing me what fucking</font>

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assholes stop it leave<font color="#CCCCCC"> me get low and</font>

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let me give me he's dead all right<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font>

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can't fuck it<font color="#CCCCCC"> up now there's only</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">one left it's this motherfucker there</font>

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you go here we<font color="#CCCCCC"> go are they dead</font>

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oh thank<font color="#CCCCCC"> god</font>

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I knew you were there and I missed I

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knew you were there and I missed

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take you somehow somehow somehow I knew

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<font color="#CCCCCC">that would happen can't be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dealing with</font>

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you imps that's like fucking dodgeball

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only diet you get

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go fuck yourself

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oh I can't aim i'll just let them come

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over to me why<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't you come over here</font>

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to my side of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the court fucker yeah then</font>

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think so oh you know you want to know

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why I didn't even<font color="#E5E5E5"> grab it the zerk I</font>

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gotta move I gotta move<font color="#E5E5E5"> alright amps</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font>

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won this round of<font color="#CCCCCC"> dodgeball</font>

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Rosie oh I'll kill them all<font color="#E5E5E5"> I care about</font>

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fuck those guys<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know I can get all I</font>

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can

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all right checkpoint

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checkpoint

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you know what

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I'm gonna take this armor video get the

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secret it's probably<font color="#E5E5E5"> my favorite dude</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">guy to get gives a little fist pump I</font>

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like<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font>

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Oh

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this is the checkpoint right guys right

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I feel like the saltier I get but<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font>

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better i am at talking are they dead

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a fucker catch

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I can shoot a shield fuck it

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here we go here we go

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I'd like<font color="#E5E5E5"> that I like that checkpoint</font>

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right about now maybe I'd like<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font>

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checkpoint

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maybe it's just my imagination<font color="#E5E5E5"> but I</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">haven't seen a checkpoint yet she do it</font>

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in here I'll let<font color="#E5E5E5"> you come with me</font>

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it's a gift<font color="#E5E5E5"> very good I've been taking</font>

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it this whole mission Samuel but i think

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<font color="#CCCCCC">i can take it one more time</font>

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oh it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> about time whoo baby I got all</font>

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the secrets and that's all that matters

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you