hello everyone my name is Taylor and I
am right and you can see my beautiful
face now yes let's Peyton yeah we got
pictures to show that we're beautiful
ladies don't old me we were dressing up
what is the deal Taylor yes yeah man you
really went all out like you put on
makeup and everything well you know this
is going up in public and sometimes I
really worry that a future employer is
gonna see the stuff that I do so yeah
this is entertainment all right you know
so if you do anything wrong or if you
look like a mess
then you just say that it was all acting
that is that is total bullshit
no wait you know what your employer's
gonna look for is confidence so if you
just lie through your teeth with
confidence you'll impress them no I
applied for a job once and that is not
true yes well I don't actually know I
work at a gas station and have for a lot
longer than I care to admit
have you ever thought about I don't know
playing for a different job you mean
like one of those super gas stations
like one of those really big ones that
sell pizza and everything no that's it's
not exactly because that would be such
an upgrade oh gosh I could take like
lunch break and then just go eat lunch
at the gas station oh wait that sounds
awful I mean like maybe work for a like
a bank as a teller or something like
that I don't know thanks don't sell
pizza Taylor yes yeah and aside from
that I would have to fill out a job
application and you know what I freaking
hate about those things they always ask
for three references but you know who I
know well you know me yeah and I know
Peyton she knows Peyton yes which which
is not gonna look really good on a
background check no I'll turn up all
kinds of stuff yes so I mean Andrea
flick in reality I know one person both
I mean you know the manager who runs
your gas station yeah but but guess what
they asked for three job references I've
worked at the gas station okay okay see
and everything's done with computers now
so you put in your application and the
computers just like nope well not
necessarily you know at my workplace we
still get faxes like people will file a
job application online and then the
computer will just send us a fax of
their job application it's weird oh so
it's like the future of tomorrow
yesterday yeah I don't know why they
just used an antiquated system and
combined it together with the future is
that the future of tomorrow yesterday
though yes that implies that you got the
future yesterday okay maybe it's the
future of yesterday tomorrow well we
have it so it's the future of yesterday
today living precisely in the moment
yeah I guess that's just
doesn't I still think it's the future of
yesterday tomorrow though cuz it's like
yesterday they thought that we were
gonna have jetpacks and now we do but
they're like water-based so you have to
hook them up to a big hose and it's
super inconvenient and flying cars
though yes yeah flying cars are
expensive and disappointing but we do
have them so there's like a compromise
you know what I hate about the computers
yes they are stealing our jobs and then
giving them to the gorillas yes
what how is that even a conclusion you
can draw because affirmative action yes
so you look at your job application and
they say how you a gorilla and the
answer is yes ma'am no do you know how
you get qualified for a job you go to
school and you get the relevant
credentials we all went to the same
school you do deaths yeah then what el
there was a lot of gorillas at our
school all we get hired for is manual
labor man and those wages have not gone
up in a while I mean do you remember
when we were in Miss Bailey's class and
we had to share desks like they paired
us up monkey to gorilla so that we could
maximize desk space use yeah that was
weird
I tried never to show up to that class
it was too cozy you know what though I
will never figure out how old Pete our
bus driver convinced the district to let
him install that big blower engine and
and the spoiler on the back of his bus
yeah I can't figure out if that was cuz
our district was so poor or cuz old Pete
was just so deep man he was Pete that
guy was frickin awesome
I've heard rumors he was like a war vet
from some South American country yes he
never said anything you would just get
on his bus and he would make direct eye
contact with everyone he repainted the
whole thing flames on the front the word
school was spelled with a k on the side
I always appreciated the naked girl on
the side what do you suppose he put the
stamps on there for yeah I always
worried that those were kills I don't
know what he was killing though I tried
to ask him once and he just stared me
down never again you know what he always
wore that cape and for years I thought
it was because he was a vampire like I
didn't realize you could just wear a
cape because you were weird wasn't a
vampire cape that was like an Evel
Knievel cape well I didn't know Evel
Knievel I thought it was a vampire cape
I heard that he was able to get that bus
head up because he once saved the
governor's life and according to law
that means that you can then challenge
the governor to one duel of some sort
and if you win the duel you can get a
thing related to the the weapon that you
won the duel with what do you mean
related to the weapon you
one to do with yeah I don't know it's
just the way that the law is written has
to have to do it the way that you
defeated the guy in the door so like if
you if you shot him you get the change
gun laws I guess so I don't know I'm not
a lawyer so how did he beat the governor
was it like vehicular manslaughter
no it was a drag race old Pete used his
bus to drag race the governor and old
Pete won
dang it yeah I mean old Pete is awesome
right no I mean a man cuz how come well
Pete didn't get us more funding for
school pay like how the heck was he
gonna have a duel over school funding
like what was it gonna be an accounting
contest yeah
I mean would that get more funding to
the school I guarantee you the governor
was way better at math than old Pete
trust me this was for the best
well the point I was making before we
got distracted about old Pete was that
we didn't have the best of education and
that's what matters yeah geez look how I
turned out in fairness yes you probably
would have been right no matter where
you went to school yeah but imagine if
they'd invested my money into ray they
would have had a shinier prettier
looking ray yeah but they still would
have had Ray on their heads though yes I
mean that kind of falls into that nature
versus nurture debate do you think that
Ray is just born to be ray or might she
have been a better person if they put me
on a rocket and sent me to the moon I
was I was gonna say taught you like
engineering pretty sure you need to be
an engineer or something to be a space
craft not a spaceman yes thank you I
guess in a really roundabout way if you
assume that you would had a much better
career and they put you in that better
career because you had the credentials
then yeah sure this works yeah see if
I'd been I liked the president and the
entire planet I would have been so much
better off you know maybe it's better
that that everything turned out the way
it did I'd be a great president I know
what you're talking about
really yeah absolutely man I would blow
it away all right so what what's your
tax plan whatever the lobbyists want me
to do okay yeah yeah see see I know
what's up I mean I I don't have a
rebuttal to that so so I win I don't
know if you could call it a win but I'll
uh I'll just concede legalize marriage
yes but between to get the game area 41
they already did that just didn't
generally legalize a new form of
marriage yes like
do do you have anything in mind no I
just love the slippery slope yes oh oh
that reminds me
oh man there's this joke so there's this
youtuber he's the world famous artisan
bubblegum so you guys all probably know
who he is but anyway though he had this
joke where he was gonna run on a
platform of zero change like you elect
him and when he gets out of office
everything is exactly the same as when
he got in no job growth no economic
growth no nothing but also nothing went
down I don't know if that's like a
terrifying campaign promise or the best
possible campaign promise I've ever
heard well you know so many politicians
run on a promise of change and making
things different and look how it pans
out things change and it's terrifying
we have to stop the change yes exactly
it's time we voted for a candidate who
promises to do nothing like actually
nothing maintain exact stasis I just
thought I would interject for like a
minute to just barely comment on dog
Kong here yes Hong Kong I'm glad that we
avala curry that's what we called it
yeah I just wanted to say we found the
clam that produces the giant Nosgoth
pearl oh yeah it's the giant Nosgoth
clam yeah it's not Nosgoth yes no no
that man might have been Donkey Kong
Island in Nosgoth dog Kong Island yeah
right that one oh we go eyes marriage
yes
I thought we'd move past this no no guys
it just occurred to me this slippery
slope works both ways
yes what if you legalized gay marriage
and then you just kept going on Anna
legalization spray what if you were
legalized all marriage yes what if you
did I mean I'm actually more impressed
with the idea that the slippery slope
goes both ways I guess uh I mean I guess
you could actually it's a fallacy so you
could abuse it on either side yes yes
every time I don't like something now
and people say that a thing shouldn't
happen because another thing might
happen I want to just go in reverse so
like you're at a party and you don't
want to drink very much and so someone
goes out you know you shouldn't have one
drink because of won't drink elite to
two and then to ob3 and then pretty soon
you'll be passed out drunk with the
penis on your forehead no but it's like
don't drink though I might never drink
again and I will die from dehydration I
mean though like drinking more alcohol
than you meant to is like that's a
legitimate slippery slope so that's
that's the problem with fallacies isn't
it's that sometimes they
not actually wrong also I just want to
point out that you made a reference to
male genitalia so I mean I don't mean
like like a floppy flaccid just lying on
but I mean like okay somebody drew it
out here for you know just gonna point
out that's probably a D monetization
when I'm making any money
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