as sexually identify as an attack
helicopter ever since I was a boy I
dreamed of soaring over the oilfields
dropping hot sticky notes on these
gusting foreigners people said to me
that a person being a helicopter is
impossible and I'm retarded but I don't
care I'm beautiful I'm having a plastic
surgeon install rotary blades three
millimeter cannons and amg-114 hellfire
missiles on my body from now on I want
you guys to call me Apache and respect
my right to kill from above and kill
needlessly if you can't accept me you're
a heliphobe and need to check your
vehicle privilege thank you for being so
understanding