
| Anonymous #346447 11 months ago |
"These maggots are beyond my help! Maybe you could talk some spine into 'em, Pink!" |
| TooOldForThisShow #346512 11 months ago |
C'mere, cupcake.
*boom* |
| TooOldForThisShow #346526 11 months ago |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLU7PJN0KFU&t=16s |
| HeinousActsZX #346542 11 months ago |
"Oh Mr. Soldier, you're so silly." |
| frostedWarlock #346586 11 months ago |
"Mr. Soldier, what is this magic technology you call... rocket jumping?" |
| Anonymous #347687 11 months ago |
*Cue The Soldier and Pinkie breaking into song about rocket jumping.* |
| HyaenusDominae #350761 11 months ago |
When I was a little newbie and the Red base was a dump~
I brought the Blu team's win streak to an end with my rocket jump~ They ran and hid in terror, from what they saw me do And we went on win the witch with 68 to 2. And they said, "Soldier, ya gotta teach us how to do that thing you do." You'll see, just point your rocket launcher at the ground and shoooot~ Blam, blam, BLAM! So~ Hop over the Heavy End up past the Engy Pop over the Pyro Then blast him straight to Cairo Shoot over the Sniper Who oughtta be wearin' a diaper And tell that little stupid Scout to hold still so you can blow him up and if he thinks he's a match for you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna, hahahahaha... JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP~!!! |
| HyaenusDominae #351371 11 months ago |
Sorry, line 3 was supposed to be:
"And we went on to win the match with 68 to 2." Not sure what I was thinking. |
| HyaenusDominae #351691 11 months ago |
If throwing a party is sure to result in victory, then you must throw a party! Pinkie Pie said that, and I'd say she's knows a little more about partying than you do, pal, because she invented it, and then she perfected it so that no living pony could best her on the dance floor!
Then she used her scavenger hunting skills to gather one of every instrument on earth, and then she herded some parasprites into the woods, and then she loved and tolerated the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward any time a bunch of parasprites are together in one place, it's called a zoo! Unless it's Fillydelphia! |
| HyaenusDominae #351698 11 months ago |
PINKIE: And then I said, "Oatmeal? Are you crazy?"
SOLDIER: Cool story, brah. |
| Anonymous #421621 10 months ago |
HyaenusDominae.
You're goooood! |
| Takashi_0 #1024317 5 months ago |
HYAENUS DOMINAE IZ KREDIT TO TEAM! |