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theplatinumcolt
#222182
1 year ago
derpy catches a dragon in the trap and brings it home as a pet for carrot top or dinky
DeeperMadness
#222184
1 year ago
She gives the bear trap its post, it says thank you and she heads off to her next delivery. Everypony could tell you that.
Braeburn
#222186
1 year ago
Derpy steps on the pressure plate and the trap snaps closed... Backwards, leaving Derpy completely unharmed.
Kooner
#222191
1 year ago
Nothing she just fly away.
Wrongness
#222192
1 year ago
Derpy picks it up and delivers it to Krastos the glue makers doorstep.
Anonymous
#222199
1 year ago
trapping her tail
Anonymous
#222201
1 year ago
Derpy becomes "Sunny Muffins."
Flaskgarg
#222202
1 year ago
The next day, Harry the Bear moves out of town due to all the hate mail.
Anonymous
#222210
1 year ago
im getting off to all you guys' original comments i... I... came ahhhhhh
AppleDash
#222235
1 year ago
Pinkie Pie makes cupcakes
Krek
#222241
1 year ago
Derpy steps on the bear trap, which springs on her, but somehow, it breaks, shattering into a dozen pieces when it makes contact.
DeeperMadness
#222282
1 year ago
Wait, I want another go.

Derpy takes a step forward towards the trap, only for it to turn out to be a metaphor for her life up this point.

She suddenly sees the world fall away from. She has no sensation of moving as she hurtles towards the blackness of nothing. All that exists is the vaguest hints of the infinite space around her.

The wash of the feeling of eternity hits Derpy. She feels immensely old in the few seconds she's been there. The realisation of this incredible occurrence is what brings upon her light. All colour. Everything: Blue, Red, Green, Yellow, Purple, Pink, Octarine. Everything.

The derp of her eye had allowed to see everything in her life askew. But it was this very fact that allowed her the universe in it's entirety.

She returns to Ponyville, the colours reassembling themselves in the distinct order of her life before. The bear trap is sprung. The metaphor is complete.

The weight of her mail satchel tugs at her shoulder. She knows her importance to everything. She has post to deliver. She is the mailmare.

Wings spread, she flies towards destiny.

Godspeed, Derpy Hooves.
Anonymous
#222347
1 year ago
Look at that thing. It's all rusted. So when she steps on it, the trap breaks INSTEAD of springing.
Anonymous
#222753
1 year ago
The bear trap puts its reading glasses on while reading the letter.
Anonymous
#223436
1 year ago
Hmm

I don't know!
Anonymous
#233161
1 year ago
IT'S A TRAP!