| MetalHooves #282854 1 year ago |
I decided to take a break from the highfalutin stuff on my dA page [A Dark Sky, My Own Little Pony, etc] and do a good ol clopfic.
With Braeburn. I enjoyed writing this. After I finish my bigger projects, I may go back to simple clopfics and/or start trying 3rd person shipping fics. Yea or neigh? |
| Yeoseo #282869 1 year ago |
>See MetalHooves fic
Oh boy! >Applejack in tags OH BOY! >Braeburn Oh. |
| Gezora #282910 1 year ago |
Didn't know you did boy/boy, Hooves.
I'm not sure how I feel about that. |
| StreakTheFox #282929 1 year ago |
HOW!
how do you get your stories into these image formats? Somepony please tell me! |
| YandereShy #282963 1 year ago |
>See MetalHooves fic
Oh Boy! >Braeburn c: |
| AdrianBrony #282968 1 year ago |
it's time for the METALHOOVES DRINKING GAME (all in good fun.)
taake a shot every time: the phrase "pleasure curve" is used the phrase "wet patch of fur" is used the phrase "again and again" is used the word "appendage" or "manhood" is used more than twice in the same fic. A unicorn's horn is fellated A unicorn has a horngasm a kiss goes right into full makeout immediately. A unicorn's horngasm is described as a sparky liquid sex with female goes "oral on human > manual on pony > oral on pony > intercourse." sex with a male goes "rubs human's thighs > kisses/licks human's thighs > oral on human > further sexual conduct > any semen ejaculated by the pony will be "cleaned up" by the human." your character "doesn't normally like ponies/guys/etc but..." |
| AdrianBrony #282989 1 year ago |
don't take it too hard, metalhooves. just some lighthearted ribbing. |
| Aquaman52 #283058 1 year ago |
It was only mildly disturbing until I imagined Braeburn keeping his expression in the image at the top during the entire encounter with Second Person Man.
Now I don't know if I'll ever sleep again. |
| Wallflower #283118 1 year ago |
Welp this just made my day. |
| Monkey_Zombie #283165 1 year ago |
Dude your awesome. Even if I'm not into Braeburn I still enjoyed reading the fic. |
| WhiteSocks #283211 1 year ago |
...I just keep getting gayer and gayer for Braeburn. |
| packer_dash_52 #283270 1 year ago |
great fic metal, i just wish you haden't got me addicted me to these.
also why doesn't anyone like Braeburn |
| your_waifu #283274 1 year ago |
aw yeah you know i've been waiting for this
i'll get to read it when i'm all sleep deprived from not sleeping and then working a full day it'll be great |
| teyman10 #283612 1 year ago |
love this. |
| theplatinumcolt #283690 1 year ago |
oh sensei, you never fail to write marvels that intrigue all of ponibooru =] |
| ColgateUnicorn #283701 1 year ago |
>Metalhooves fic
Oh boy! >Braeburn YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS |
| MetalHooves #283885 1 year ago |
@ AdrianBrony: YOU'VE DISCOVERED THE PATTERN! YOU KNOW TOO MUCH! XD
I'm surprised this was so well recieved. Maybe my special talent is being gay. XD |
| Yeoseo #284452 1 year ago |
....W-what would a cutie mark be for being gay look like?... |
| your_waifu #284757 1 year ago |
the best |
| MetalHooves #284796 1 year ago |
I've decided on my cutie mark. It's that symbol that Prince made his name, with the variant for lesbians on one side and the variant for gays on the other, all on a heart, on top of an open scroll. :D |
| Anonymous #285774 1 year ago |
^^^Rainbow triangle |
| Rainbow-Stache #288680 1 year ago |
Gay beastiality for the win? |
| NetherLips #290518 1 year ago |
a way to make this story really really good is to replace Macintosh with david mitchell, Braeburn with stephen fry and 'you' with hugh laurie |
| NetherLips #290524 1 year ago |
also if you imagine every erect penis turning into Marty McFly giving a thumbs up |
| NetherLips #290529 1 year ago |
also, metalhooves that is the most complicated mark i have ever had to picture I think you should add an entire Gran Turismo track design over the top as well and a blingee gif of snoop dog smoking weed |
| Anonymous #290622 1 year ago |
I don't think it's possible for me to go gayer for Braeburn right now, daaaaamn! |
| MetalHooves #291084 1 year ago |
Neth, you gotta point. I decided to bring it down to a quill writing on a heart. XD |
| ColgateUnicorn #291098 1 year ago |
Metalhooves please never stop
dont change please |
| teyman10 #311904 1 year ago |
your gay stories are the best. |
| MetalHooves #315535 1 year ago |
^ I do have a bit of a bias. XD |
| MagnesiumFlint #323908 1 year ago |
I'm a guy...
Why does this arouse me? |
| MetalHooves #331058 11 months ago |
^ Because you like men. Nothing wrong with that. |
| Malak1147 #381642 11 months ago |
ME GUSTA |