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BlueYoshi
#554999
9 months ago
I wonder what that thing can be used for?
Jackarunda
#555001
9 months ago
Is that the lance of longinus?
Karadros
#555003
9 months ago
No, it's the pasta fork of the Flying Spaghetti MonstOFCOURSEITIS.
ZePassionateOne
#555013
9 months ago
Oh that made me chuckle Karadros.
Anonymous
#555038
9 months ago
Looks like NERV briefly sensed a Blood Type Blue on the moon.

Good thing they missed.
Anonymous
#555043
9 months ago
Oh, so that's what happened to the world. After humanity became blood soup, the ponies arose as living embodiments of friendship because that's all Shinji had ever really wanted.
Regiskyubey
#555055
9 months ago
self winding pasta fork
Piorn
#555091
9 months ago
I watched all episodes (about 26?) and I never understood what the Lance was supposed to be. Heck, I didn't understand most of it.
PonyRIG
#555112
9 months ago
@piorn: the creator was depressed as fuck and they ran out of ink (the bastard), but now the creator is a happy guy with a lot of money and is recreating the series to cure this shit
Velcro
#555117
9 months ago
@555043 So this Shinji was a brony?
Eclipse
#555172
9 months ago
For those who never watched Neon Genesis Evangelion or never figured out what that thing is, here's the long and short of it.

It's the Lance of Longinus, in a nutshell it's a gods weapon that can one-shot-kill anything SHORT of a god. It's also a potential instrument for bringing about the apocalypse. The 'good guys' of the show had to chuck it at a monster in orbit since they could not stop it any other way. It took out the thing in one hit, and kept going on and on. Eventually it landed blade-first in the moon, effectively removing it from either factions use. (Until the endgame, at least.)
Psyentific
#555214
9 months ago
I laughed aloud for a good minute. Nicely done Ask Luna.
YoyoTripleThree
#555260
9 months ago
Celestia is Adam, and Luna is Lilith?
Spoon
#555985
9 months ago
Interesting, is, of course, by definition, "oh god oh god we're all going to die"
Xuncu
#556444
9 months ago
Evangelion: On viewing - maybe-maybe-not deific entities are trying to reclaim earth, because *CONVOLUTED, THEN SPOILERS, THOUGH MOST SHOULD KNOW BY NOW* they're 'also' humans.

Japan-only supplementary material clarifies:
Some ancient alien race, not gods, seeded the universe with White and Black "Moons", which were esentially just big-ass greenhouses for growing sentient life. Each moon had several templates for the dominant life-form (with, of course, allowances for individual adaptation--- case in point, the big white flesh-glob "Lillith" is our template), as well as one Lance each, and the "Dead Sea Scrolls" they keep mentioning were basically just the Owner's Manual for the moons, with instructions like "If you become smart enough to read this: Stab the fleshy Genesis thing with this Lance to turn it off."

"First Impact" (irl: the Giant Impact Hypothesis, which states that the moon was formed when still-gooey earth was hit by mars-sized protoplanet, that it's core was mostl absorbed by Earth (also suggested to be why Earth seems to have two cores)) - Adam, in the White Moon lands on early earth. Later, Lillith's Black Moon hits. This is a problem because A) The super-aliens we never get more info on specifically designed them to NEVER have both on the same planet (case in point whY: they'd go to war with eachother; ie, the whole franchise). B) Lillith's landing killed anything Adam was trying to grow.

Second Impact: Problem C) If you're a Lillium, don't touch Adam unless you have some way to contain him. Half the world dies.

Problem D) ANything Adam spawns gets the "Fruit of Life"- the S2 Engine, which makes them hard as fuck to kill.
We humans got Lillith's "Fruit of Knowledge"- Science, which allowed us to kick ass.
In the Bible, you hear the 'One True God' Yaweh talking to other gods besides Himself (ahem) after Adam and Eve eat the Knowledge fruit--- fyi, in Jewish theology, Lillith was actually the first woman, made the same way as Adam, and thus, his equal, before the whole Eve-rib-subservient-"get-in-the-kitchen-woman" thing--- that if Adam or Eve got the Life fruit, they'd become gods, too. So, that's what happens at the end of the anime-- and depending on which ending, the lance becomes a darth-maul 4-pronged thing in an eternal monument to own own badassery, shaking our dicks at the universe for all time.

Anywho, long story short: The Lance is a killswitch the superaliens made with the intention that, if the Adam/Lillithspawn of whatever planet figures it out, are to use to stop either of them (or the other templates) if need be.
Xuncu
#556468
9 months ago
What I guess :

With Adam and Lillith, whoever arrives last is programmed to become the dominant one; Adam arrived first, but before he could really get started, Lillith arrives, breaks her Lance in the process, she guides evolution to eventually make us in (vaguely) Her image. Adam's Lance automatically goes to work and turns him off when she landed.
Contact experiment/Second Impact - that the most likeley scenario the superaliens envisioned if Adam n Lillith ever landed on the same planet was that the landing of the other would ruin the ecosystem and kill any life the first was growing, hence why the second is to take over- Adam explodes and nearly kills the world.
So, the contact experiment of a human touching Adam ejected the Lance, and it counted as a third landing, and esentially rebooted Adam and his egg. The manual told SELEE 'if that happens, in so-and-so amount of time, the other templates (the other Angels) are gonna start to activate and establish themselves on the world. If you can read this: Use Lance to not die.'
Obscure
#556477
9 months ago
It's the Spear of Longinus, that killed that guy on that cross that one time.

So it's basically a treated as a god killing spear and in Equestria there's about 3 things we know about that can justify it's use.
Xuncu
#556564
9 months ago
^Oh, yeah, that guy with stuff. They still talk 'bout that? That story, it doesn't have mecha, sooooooo....
Well, technically, he was already in the proccess of dying; doesn't really count as the killshot, I think.
MysteryEzekude
#557377
9 months ago
"Oh God, Oh God, we're all gonna die?"
Xuncu
#557498
9 months ago
^But I don't wanna explode... into tang.
Now, if I exploded into a metrick fuckload of "Oh dear god no," THEN ya got my interest.
Anonymous
#559723
9 months ago
Unless the Equestrians are Post-Instrumentality Humans...
Anonymous
#562922
9 months ago
mindcanon for evangelion now.
Anonymous
#567814
9 months ago
I still need to watch that series, Ive been meanig to for years, but when i , I just get carried away with other things.