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Anonymous
#365512
11 months ago
http://spongebob.nick.com/games/spongebob-squarepants-boat-o-cross.html
ROTHY
#365522
11 months ago
Funny, I just played this today.

Although playing is too stong a word.

What happened was chaos.
cyberblade507
#365562
11 months ago
Oh, the controls seems simple enough, I don't know what all the fuss is abo- GAAAAAAH!!!!! WHYYYYYYY?!?!
Anonymous
#365565
11 months ago
Oh... Sweet... Lord... THAT'S PURE EVIL RIGHT THERE, TWI!
Dark_Horst
#365590
11 months ago
anonymous, your link's derp
Anonymous
#365602
11 months ago
Alternate link: http://spongebob.nick-asia.com/en/games/boat_o_cross.html
Dark_Horst
#365609
11 months ago
the FUCK dude? whoever programmed that must have an insatiable hate for children
pervotron2000
#365630
11 months ago
Oh my God. I can usually beat "Fuck Oregon, Let's Find El Dorado" but this Spongebob nightmare sodomized me and made me eat the santorum. I lost twice by accelerating too fast at the start! I think if Twi had a gun to my head and made me "play" this, I'd take my chances with the gun.
pervotron2000
#365633
11 months ago
Also, the first link being US only (I think) now seems like an act of kindness.
DrSurgeonGuy
#365644
11 months ago
This is worse than QWOP!
Anonymous
#365665
11 months ago
i can actually beat QWOP but this? this is MADNESS
Anonymous
#365689
11 months ago
The best part? Apparently there's a sequel...
mysterypony
#365702
11 months ago
This game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGfWrJR5Ck&
Blockhead134
#365723
11 months ago
that was waaay easier than QWOP
Blockhead134
#365726
11 months ago
i beat both on the first try
Turin_Aramaia
#365729
11 months ago
Oh, Lordy, as soon as I saw the thing visibly land with a physics model... I knew I was in for some torture.
Dark_Horst
#365749
11 months ago
that's no physics model, that's the mass effect car on crack
Shred_Hexstring
#365770
11 months ago
goddamn no wonder he never gets his boating license!
Xuncu
#365934
11 months ago
Oh, god, it's QUOP all over again.....
Anonymous
#365970
11 months ago
This is meant for children, but if they'd play, I see them either A) Crying every time they lost B) Smashing their computer(most likely their parent's computer) C) Both
CherryCheerilee
#366048
11 months ago
THIS GAME IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Anonymous
#366094
11 months ago
Wow, it took me like 10 minutes to get to the first checkpoint and then i died twice right away and had to start over.
Anonymous
#366146
11 months ago
That mother fucking rock!(2nd one)
Anonymous
#366182
11 months ago
Wow. This game is the best.
Shawa666
#366447
11 months ago
IMPOSSIBRU!
Anonymous
#366971
11 months ago
Found a better alternate link (full-size screen): http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/games/spongebob-boat-o-cross-game
Jarntazecht
#368509
11 months ago
Isn't it supposed to be a joke since Spongebob is incredibly bad at driving?
Anonymous
#368849
11 months ago
I did a front flip going uphill! What?