
| Tacoworld501 #571430 9 months ago |
WIN |
| HeinousActsZX #571433 9 months ago |
Children are awesome.
I wish I had the moxie to say that when I was a kid. |
| Anonymous #571437 9 months ago |
I refuse to believe this actually happened.
It's just too good. |
| AdrianBrony #571445 9 months ago |
it would be incredible if true, but there's no way to confirm it, no matter how much I hope it did. |
| HeinousActsZX #571451 9 months ago |
It's really not relevant, but I'm curious. Was it a boy or a girl?
'Cause I babysit a girl just like that. |
| Imdumb #571452 9 months ago |
Cookies need love like everything does. |
| Mattatatta #571470 9 months ago |
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| Anonymous #571475 9 months ago |
^ |
| AdrianBrony #571479 9 months ago |
#571451
if the cousin was 5, and they are in a religious family, I'd bet it was a girl. actually this reminds me a LOT of my ex'es little sister she was I think 13 or 14 last I saw her and she grew up home-schooled in a very fundamentalist household (her mom still pushes for intelligent design to be taught in schools. taught her children that the womens rights movement was a bad thing, gave her only son his own room that was larger than the other room that her 3 daughters shared.) she seemed to have her own... morals. I always got the subtle hint from her that she was constantly questioning her teaching. for instance, when I was in with them watching How To Train Your Dragon, she interpreted toothless as being romantically jealous of that one girl, but said it in sort of a "d'awwww" sort of way. the mother was very quick to correct her in a semi alarmed tone. but I'm pretty sure it didn't stick. |
| Putuk #571481 9 months ago |
AMAZING!
I'M CRYING TEARS OF JOY! |
| Anonymous #571485 9 months ago |
I bet faux news would love to hear this |
| Anonymous #571487 9 months ago |
I don't pretend to be an expert on such things, but I've heard that girls do tend to mature faster. I don't know if that's just referring to their tendency to hit puberty earlier than boys, but yeah |
| Anonymous #571488 9 months ago |
I wonder if he has read the Satanic bible |
| Anonymous #571492 9 months ago |
I BOW DOWN TO THEE. |
| AdrianBrony #571508 9 months ago |
the only downside is they are going to try their hardest to brainwash her now that they know how she feels on the subject. she's only 5, meaning she's got another 13 years at least of them doing everything they can to "make sure she is on the right path"
unfortunately, odds are by the time she's 16, she'll be downright paranoid about it because it's been hammered into her head so much. there's a chance it won't stick, but from that young of an age, not much. I know this from first hand experience and from friends who went through this sort of thing. |
| NightJack #571534 9 months ago |
That happen with a kid I had to babysit one time, but she said Buddha. |
| Van_Horsing #571582 9 months ago |
Are all these liberal-bashing tags supposed to be ironic? I hope so... |
| CodenameOne #571627 9 months ago |
I wonder if this girl is just putting two and two together(combining a knowledge of marriage with MLP) or if she's portraying early signs of being a lesbian.
Either way this girl is awesome. |
| Wafflecannon #571632 9 months ago |
But Flutterjack is such a weird pairing... |
| Theseus_Acumen #571652 9 months ago |
I don't know about you guys, but I think this kid is pretty damn awesome. |
| Anonymous #571655 9 months ago |
This is the best MLP story. |
| Anonymous #571656 9 months ago |
^Well, it has Fluttershy in it. It's cute. :3
I actually did a slow clap after reading this. |
| Anonymous #571663 9 months ago |
^NINJA'D |
| Marcusfenix102 #571712 9 months ago |
If this story is real, i would hi-5 that kid so hard. |
| coolgame17 #571745 9 months ago |
That made my day, it's official! :D |
| AdrianBrony #571781 9 months ago |
#571632
You mean it's weird to pair up a character that wants to be strong with another that has the patience to help her develop courage rather than just do hard things for her? seriously, applejack has saint like patience sometimes. at least in dragonshy she did. |
| TheLoneLampman #571829 9 months ago |
Sorry, but tonight I'm going to play the role of Doubty McDoubterson and I'm going to hoist the ol' BS flag on this one. Was a good laugh, though. |
| AdrianBrony #571862 9 months ago |
^ I don't believe this happened, but I don't believe it is a complete BS post either... not really much to prove or disprove it. |
| achro #572072 9 months ago |
The "then I'm going to worship Satan" line is probably a fiction to spice up the story. |
| Xuncu #573039 9 months ago |
Awesome, if true, so it gets a text-onlyYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! |
| Martingale #573159 9 months ago |
Let us join our brothers from Harry Potter fanbase and Pokemon fanbase in worshiping Satan! |
| Anonymous #573545 9 months ago |
Hahaha this story made my day. |
| Anonymous #573619 9 months ago |
Brohoofs all around for that kid |
| Anonymous #580023 9 months ago |
AppleShy is the best ship anyway, that chick is a BOSS |
| FuzzyFenrir #829181 6 months ago |
If this is true, that kid is gonna grow up, overthrow all of the world's various leaders by diplomacy alone, become the leader of the New World Union, then go home and have hot consentual nookie with their chosen partner. Mark my words. |