
| Strat #159511 1 year ago |
OH MY PLOT |
| Anonymous #159520 1 year ago |
You've got to leave something to the imagination, that's just showing too much plot. |
| NTSC #159521 1 year ago |
"It's hard, but she gets around. She tends to scoot herself in circles. A spiral if you will. We try not to laugh. That's why we call her stumpy." |
| Anonymous #159526 1 year ago |
m-m-m-m-m-MILF! YES! |
| Anonymous #159529 1 year ago |
no wait, the color threw me off. i thought this was mrs. sparkle |
| Strat #159538 1 year ago |
@NTSC: Thanks, trying to unsee. :P |
| Isshiki_Kotonashi #159541 1 year ago |
Haha, pay attention, Anon |
| Jackarunda #159565 1 year ago |
--> intelligent
--> slightly sarcastic --> a bit eccentric/nerdy --> naive and.... HOT |
| JI0M3 #159575 1 year ago |
Nerdy Hawt gurls are cute too u know or vice versa |
| Anonymous #159578 1 year ago |
NTSC: Reference to? |
| Jackarunda #159584 1 year ago |
But seriously guise, important question here:
Horses are, literally, hung like horses, which in our world puts humans to shame (I'm sorry, I know it's just a fucking horse and it's just an animal but its cock is significantly bigger than mine which kinda irks me). But remember, these are ponies, and little ponies at that. So how does that leave human c*ck in comparison to normal MyLittlePonyStallion c*ck? Are we put to shame? Are we above average? Or do those factors balance to make our size about normal? Again, I'm being shamelessly vulgar... and... odd... talking about f*cking little ponies.... gah I hate myself. |
| NTSC #159585 1 year ago |
Something I once said just now. "Quotation marks are hoity-toity." |
| Anonymous #159590 1 year ago |
Jacarunda: Lol, wut?
NTSC: Damn you for making me try and think. |
| flashfox466 #159591 1 year ago |
Twilight's plot is the best plot! And that's some mighty fine character development as well! |
| Anonymous #159603 1 year ago |
@Jackarunda: I'd say human sizes would be about equivalent to the average stallion sizes in the MLPverse, taking everything into account.
Of course, it's not only size; but how you use it. And how generous you are in other ways factors in, too. For instance I'd see Fluttershy being far more about cuddling/kissing/other romantic stuff than HUGE COCKS, lol. Rainbow would just love getting off, not really caring so much how you got her there. Since she's fairly aggressive, though, I bet she'd love having her partner enthusiastically eat her out for extended periods while she had multiple orgasms. Pinkie would be all about fun, playful sex... Rarity probably focusing on technique a bit more than the others... Twilight would probably be the most concerned with size initially, since she's a bookworm and probably knows all the averages by heart, lol, but I think Twi would be a fairly romantic type once she got over her obsession with doing things by the book. Not sure about Applejack; she isn't my type, so I haven't given it much thought. |
| Anonymous #159610 1 year ago |
seconding jackarunda's question |
| Anonymous #159617 1 year ago |
^ whoops nevermind that thanks anon |
| Nomeg_Stylus #159624 1 year ago |
Applejack would be the best sex, imo. I'm glad I've finally found people willing to talk about this stuff. Good for you 603. |
| Anonymous #159628 1 year ago |
I'd say don't worry unless you're going for Celestia.
Sigh. Well, there's always fisting. |
| Anonymous #159629 1 year ago |
Would TS ever consider, in a perfectly thought-out and step-by-step manner, that the removal of one of her legs would be the best way to be reclined? To be laying in the manner most comfortable to her? To be in the pose best suited for her long hours of reading? And what would she do to accomplish that goal?
- "Egon, remember the time you tried to drill a hole through your head?" "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me." |
| Jackarunda #159633 1 year ago |
^ somehow, Nomeg, I think you're right.
AJ, given how hard she works, probably has quite the physique and isn't selfish or psychologically abrasive. She's also the western farmer type, and as we all know the traditional stereotype here, she's highly unlikely to sleep around or not value her partner. Conclusion: Honest Down-Home Lovin' (what have I become) |
| Anonymous #159635 1 year ago |
I have to admit, normally I like amputee porn. No legs, no arms, or full quad amputation. But pony amputee just makes me sad. |
| Anonymous #159640 1 year ago |
Personally, I think I'd favour Rainbow. I kind of like aggressive girls who tell you what they want and don't give you much choice about doing it, lol.
Of course, Pinkie could also be a lot of fun. Imagine all the things she'd probably want to do with food. You could spend quite a while licking melted chocolate off every part of her body, etc. |
| Nomeg_Stylus #159642 1 year ago |
That's what I've been saying. Of all the ponies, AJ is the most dependable and the most likely to be a good wife/girlfriend. Couple that with her physique, which the nature of the show does no justice to, and her personality.
Realistically, it's the best option as opposed to everyone's obvious pick of Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, the two ponies I think would be the hardest to get in bed with, let alone have an enjoyable time. RBD would just be plain bad at it and FS would be too withdrawn. Rarity would probably be good and know her fair share, but I get the feeling I would not be good enough to her when compared to her past experiences and/or her current standards. Either way, she's still my second option. Twilight is bleh. You'd have to infer to much. Either she's the geeky, kinky bookworm or she's the completely-not-interested in sex bookworm. Plus, it would take some work to get her to move outside of by-the-book-sex. Bottom line: If I had to pick one of the mane cast to sex up, it would be AJ. |
| Nomeg_Stylus #159643 1 year ago |
too* |
| Anonymous #159651 1 year ago |
Reading this, now I see why Elly May was such a popular character on The Beverly Hillbillies back in the day, lol.
AJ still wouldn't be my first choice, but I see the appeal. |
| Jackarunda #159657 1 year ago |
That is, of course, if any of the mane cast, nay, any mane cast fictional personality would even think about considering perhaps maybe sleeping with any of us. Ha. Lol. |
| Nomeg_Stylus #159662 1 year ago |
Don't ruin it, Jack. I need some escapism right now. Let's introduce non-mane cast. Notables for me are the obvious Celestia and Luna and the non-obvious of Zecora because I have this theory that all black people are good at sex. |
| Anonymous #159677 1 year ago |
> super creepy comments
Everyone who posted on this picture probably shouldn't breed. Yes, including me. |
| Jackarunda #159696 1 year ago |
As far as the mane cast goes, I don't have a favorite. I don't have a favorite. Because I can't decide. Fluttershy acts just like me, but she's a little pathetic. RD is an awesome tomboy no-nonsense type, but she's arrogant. AJ's a wonderful western down-to-earth type (you already read my appraisal of her), but no offense I highly value intelligence (not that she's dumb, but you know what I mean). Rarity is just plain gorgeous and is OCD like me, pays attention to detail and is quite responsible, but that whole fashion thing bothers me. Twilight, scroll up to read my appraisal of twilight, I love her, but she's a bit bland.
The way I escape it and live my dream is that there's a shy background mare (who's not even really seen, I mean how many live in Ponyville?) that'd like me (well, my OC, who of course lives in Equestria). Hugh, I wouldn't even think of going for either of the goddesses; that's just depressing. I mean they're GODDESSES. helloooo And in all seriousness, I love Zecora's character design, but look: I have absolutely nothing against black people or interracial relationships (honestly), but black females just... don't appeal to me romantically/sexually. They don't. For this reason, my mind kinda automatically barred Zecora, although I still would like her as a friend. If I lived in Equestria, and if I was a pony, I would be perfectly content with finding a background mare (whose traits I have fully fleshed out already but are too detailed to post here) and settle down on the edge of town. |
| Anonymous #159702 1 year ago |
I am both laughing at and thoroughly enjoying this conversation. Please continue. |
| Jackarunda #159776 1 year ago |
...uh alright then, looks like it's done lol |
| Anonymous #159812 1 year ago |
Let's go some more :P
My first choice would be Pinkie Pie. She'd be really honest about things, which I don't think would be true for Fluttershy--Fluttershy would lie and keep things bottled up to avoid hurting anyone's feelings, and that's the last thing I would want from a mate. I'd always be afraid that Fluttershy wasn't really enjoying herself. In terms of physical attractiveness, Fluttershy comes in last (to me). Pinkie, on the other hand, would say what she wants, and if it wasn't working, she'd switch to something else that does work for her. She definitely wouldn't be there if she didn't want to be. Though I'm not as bubbly as she is, we're kinda on the same wavelength when it comes to eccentricity.To have someone like that would be amazing. Applejack would be great in the sack, but her lifestyle just doesn't interest me. Rarity is kinda hot, but not my type at all. I say weird things, or at least I say things in a weird way, and she's the type who would be insulted easily. Twilight would be my second choice, but she's kind of bland. We'd get along, sure, but I can't see it being "magical" between us. She'd be an incredible friend to have, though. I'm honestly not attracted to Rainbow Dash. At all. She has given me the "lesbian vibe" from the first time I saw her, no joke. It's like trying to be attracted to a man. They'd all be great friends, but Pinkie stands out to me. |
| Anonymous #159820 1 year ago |
^Ugh, block o' text. Sorry. |
| Anonymous #159829 1 year ago |
^ Nice. I completely left out Pinkie in my list for some reason. Wtf man i duno.
I certainly like Pinkie; the randomness is something I identify with. But I find it difficult to be around someone who has a hard time taking things seriously when serious-ing time comes. TBH the only vibe I ever got from canon RD was tomboy, which I find attractive. This fandom's nonstop lesbian shipping of her though has strained my ability to not let my opinion of her degrade. If she was a lesbian, then that would completely shut all of us bronies out of the picture and I don't see why people would want to do that. I applaud your choosing Pinkie as a romantic interest; she's not who I would have initially thought, and she's not one of the obvious ones. |
| WhiteSocks #159830 1 year ago |
I'm really glad I'm not the only one who's mentally grappled with questions like this. |
| Jackarunda #159831 1 year ago |
^ It signed me the fuggout without saying anything. |
| Anonymous #159847 1 year ago |
^I liked Fluttershy at first, but the more I thought about it the more she didn't seem that great. It would be awesome if she was over-the-moon crazy in love, but less than that would be really confusing and hard on my nerves. I couldn't stand someone who would be dishonest about the little things and allow them to build up...she would explode one day without warning, and everyone would be miserable. |
| Jackarunda #159861 1 year ago |
^ I think I could be happy with Fluttershy. Something about being quiet and out-of-the-way; socially inept is attractive to me (backwards I know). She's also just the cutest fucking thing in the universe.
Here's the thing: either I would be happy with any of the mane cast, or I wouldn't be happy with any of the mane cast. Can't tell. I can't live with fantasizing about being with one of the mane case anyways, so I'm just going to go with my marefriend OC (whom I will probably draw to compliment my own OC). |
| Anonymous #159869 1 year ago |
Wow this conversation
Wow Yeah I like Pinkie but I don't think I could take her 24-7. I think I'd fit with Twilight best out of the principal cast, if I had to pick from them. |
| Anonymous #159873 1 year ago |
^Good idea. It's strange when the pony you like is always getting les-shipped, and there's no way around seeing it with the mane six. I don't have a problem with lesbians, but I'm always like "Pinkie's so not gay! :'(" |
| Anonymous #159876 1 year ago |
Add another ^ to 873. |
| DarkPandaX #159961 1 year ago |
Post a pic of Dash's flank, get comments like "Thats a plot i can get behind!"
Post a pic of Twilight's flank, get long philosophical discussions about pony romance, srs srs. It's like the personality of the pony in the pic rubs off on the commenter. I suppose if I did one of Fluttershy's plot I'd get comments like, "Um, is it okay if I favorite this, if nobody minds...?" |
| Nomeg_Stylus #160047 1 year ago |
I like your pics, Dark. Just sayin'. |
| Nomeg_Stylus #160069 1 year ago |
Also, it's reassuring to see the fandom open up like this. It seems almost anywhere else I god, these types of discussion are strictly banned. I hate it when people on the internet try to pretend they're not. Like some little girl is going to just randomly waltz into synchtube or a forum that has only been advertised on a site that spring up form/co/
=/ Anyways, 'nuff of my rambling. When it comes to Pinkie, I just can't get around that lack of seriousness. I feel like I could only get her to stop being random and pay attention during a seriously depressing situation, but sometimes, I'd like to be serious and romantic outside of that. Not to mention that she'd probably spout some randomness during sex that would make me lose my arousal. Sure, I'd be cracking up, but then I can get that from her without being intimate. Now, sure, AJ may not be the brightest apple in the tree, and her blatant disregard for grammar and syntax are unnerving to a writer. But that being said, I would still prefer a less-than-bright pony that's easy to get along with and not too wearing on the nerves than a smart pony that over-complexifies things, just as in real life. As for Zecora, she's always seemed alluring to me. Maybe it's because I'm weird and would want to hear what sexy rhymes she could produce in the heat of the moment, but she also has that air of wisdom about her, like I would learn something just by being around her. I know I brought up the black aspect, but she's still technically a zebra, a pony with different colors. Of all the backgrounds, I think she would be the most engaging and interesting as well as the most sexually open sans certain interpretations of the immortal sisters. |
| Anonymous #160198 1 year ago |
i love the plot in this show |
| Anonymous #160208 1 year ago |
I certainly like twilight's nerdiness, introversion and love for science but I'm not a huge fan of her reverence for authority, the fact that the show has sort of eroded her introversion (and that damn Pinky Keen episode eroding her sciencyness) or her, in some interpretations, being a sort of mother to spike. Plus there's things that aren't brought up in the show that would need to be addressed like whether she wanted kids (I don't) and how she'd feel about me trying to use magic to achieve immortality. If I had had to get in a relationship with a pony I'd choose her.
My second choice would be fluttershy (due to her introversion), tied for third would be rainbow dash and rarity, fifth would be applejack and last would be pinky pie (She'd get on my nerves. A lot.). |
| Strat #160221 1 year ago |
this discussion
is so awesome... |
| Anonymous #160230 1 year ago |
The pony of my dreams would be Fluttershy, although I agree that it wouldn't be easy to get close to her and gain her trust (on the other hoof, I love caring for animals, so maybe it would help) My second choice would be Twilight, I love nerdy girls plus we share many things in common. |
| Anonymous #160289 1 year ago |
This far.
It's gotten this far and not one person has mentioned Trixie. I am disappoint. |
| Anonymous #160472 1 year ago |
I'd totally go for Scootaloo, that delicious blank flank. |
| Anonymous #160622 1 year ago |
Only on Ponibooru... |
| Jackarunda #160644 1 year ago |
@160289
Trixie is certainly beautiful, and educated, and magically talented, but she has some issues to work through. Wouldn't be opposed to working through those issues with her, but I need to see some canon potential on her part. @160230 Nerdy girls are always good. Shy girls are good too. The only thing you want to beware of is that perhaps lying underneath their exterior is a person who's not interested in being intimate or having sexual relations. That would really suck. In this fandom here, we just assume they they do, which makes everything really nice. @160208 Believe it or not, I felt more drawn to Twilight before she became all friends-and-stuff. I feel like by being around her friends and in ponyville she's becoming like more mainstream (lol, hipster talk). Not that it's bad for her, but she's just more social now than she used to be. Dude, I think canon-ly, immortality with magic would be impossible. Think about it. If you could become immortal, that would put you, a common unicorn, on the same plane as the goddesses. There's certainly some impossibility surrounding it, otherwise other unicorns would have done it by now. Personally I'd like to be a unicorn for the fact that with magic I can manipulate small objects, machinery and electronics with the same skill as I can right now with my five-fingered-hands. I love intricate things. It would be my special talent. Also, there've GOT to be some kind of invisibility spells. Invisibility is SO AWESOME /)^3^(\ @nomeg Race aside, I definitely get that "wisdom" vibe from zecora.it kinda bugs me, actually, because with all her wisdom I can't help but get the impression that she's older than me. Certainly be willing to give it a shot though. |
| Ninestempest #160684 1 year ago |
I've always been torn between Rianbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle. Former because she's awesome, but this require straight, which I don't want to see because lolshipping. Otherwise, Twilight. Always. |
| Anonymous #160861 1 year ago |
I'd go for being a pegasus, myself.
Something I've been wondering, though, is the mating patterns of the ponies. Pegasi with pegasi, unicorns with unicorns, etc. As far as we saw, neither Fluttershy's, Dash's, Twilights, or Pinkie's parents were mixed. WHY? Is it that they're more likely to socialize with each other given their births? If a pegasus and a unicorn get together, does a Derpy come out? It's really weird to not see mixing in mating when there's no tension at all otherwise. Maybe I just missed seeing a mixed couple in the show or something. It would really bother me if mating was restricted according to whether or not they're the same "race" as you. |
| Anonymous #160872 1 year ago |
^ Lauren Faust replied to a comment on dA that there was no reason why they couldn't "mix it up". It's true that no mixed-species couples have been shown, but it apparently happens according to the creator. Whether we ever see it or not... who knows.
Of course sometimes it would be a geographical thing. For a Pegasus living in Cloudsdale, it would be difficult to marry an Earth Pony or Unicorn since neither can walk on clouds (only the most powerful of Unicorns might be able to put a permanent cloud-walking spell on themselves, as Twilight seems to be able to do). |
| Anonymous #160878 1 year ago |
^That's good, and it makes sense. I just thought it was weird that not even background/secondary pony couples were mixed. How hard is it to give Mr. Cake some wings, just because? |
| Isshiki_Kotonashi #160925 1 year ago |
Added discussion tag for you people that enjoy discussions of this nature |
| Nomeg_Stylus #160968 1 year ago |
Yeah, Zecora must be older than the rest of the mane cast. In human years, I'd put her at around 30 to the other ponies' early 20 status. Does that bother me? Not really.
Trixie is... meh. She's rockin' that whole tsundere thing, which I've grown particularly tired of thanks to anime. As far as which pony I would like to be? Unicorns definitely have the potential for the easiest life in the terms of physical work, but if I were turned into a pony here and now, I'd probably be an earth pony. I feel like the powers that be in Equestria would find it suiting for me. Heck, I can only really picture myself as an Earth Pony. This brings up another thing, though, involving mating. Let's assume you can intermix and that the species of any given pony if 50/50 based on the parents (we'll ignore alicorns for now). So, the question is: kids? Would you want to have children? If so, with who? If not, is it only with the pony you would want to be with or just all ponies in general? And what if the pony you liked really wanted kids? |
| Anonymous #161219 1 year ago |
^That's more of a general question rather than one directly related to ponies--wanting kids or not, regardless of ponies, is a person-to-person thing.
Sure, I'd have kids with my pony of choice (Pinkie). I wouldn't be hoping for it to come out pegasus or anything. Ponyville seems like a great place to raise children--there's a lot of community involvement in teaching them and taking care of them. It's a very supportive and healthy community, as far as I can tell. |
| Nomeg_Stylus #161243 1 year ago |
Understandable, 219. Then how about making it more pony-related. Who would be the better mother? And what would be your ideal kid situation with your pony of choice, i.e. what species and how many? |
| Anonymous #161444 1 year ago |
I'd say there's a pretty big difference between which ponies would be good in BED, and which would make good romantic partners, per se. in fact, i imagine that most of the mane cast is good at one and bad at the other.
Take polar opposites Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy, honestly, is probably impossible to get into bed, and even if she would i imagine she would be a horrible lover (awkward, unsure, inexperienced and fragile are not terribly erotic traits.). However, there's a reason why everyone has her as a waifu: beneath the shyness and awkwardness she's incredibly sweet, caring and forgiving, and she would probably make a faithful and loving girlfriend or wife. Rainbow dash, on the other hand, is probably rockingly hot and wild in the bedroom, but not someone for long-term commitment: she's that weird combination of arrogant and unsure of herself at clutch moments (going by sonic rainboom, here) that probably makes forming a real connection with her difficult. The rest of the mane cast is probably somewhere on that sliding scale. Twilight is brainy, not unkind and more than a bit moe, which makes for a great dating partner but a lousy one-night stand (plus, despite her book learning, she probably has little practical knowledge). AJ i don't like much personality-wise from the show, but she probably knows a fair amount about fun sexual practice. Rarity and pinkie pie are outliers, insofar as their value of romantic AND sexual partner really relies on how much you value their personalities. For rarity, if you value elegance and refinement, you will find her more than suitable; otherwise, she'd probably grate on you both ways. Pinkie Pie, on the other hand, demands a partner with great patience and energy, someone willing to spend days and nights with her antics. |
| Anonymous #161470 1 year ago |
^continuance. non-mane cast, it's less straightforward. The antagonists characters are kind of make or break on how far you are willing to go to "redeem" them and whether you're into that kind of stuff. Zecora probably knows a LOT about sexual routine, but GL wrapping your head around the riddles. Luna's probably very shy about this whole "not being despised and imprisoned" thing, so treat as fluttershy. Celestia...how did you manage to get her attention, you lucky bastard? anyway, enjoy fucking god.
and if you even thought about the cutie mark crusaders, you're a sick bastard. |
| Anonymous #161492 1 year ago |
Fluttershy would probably be one of the best mothers. The way she handled the CMC shows it, and that stare of hers can keep kids in line. She would learn quickly enough what it takes to be a mom, so she wouldn't let the kids walk all over her.
Rarity doesn't seem the type for kids. Her schedule is harsh and unpredictable--she could handle one kid, at most. There's nothing wrong with what the kid would learn from her, she just doesn't seem to have the time as she is. I don't think Applejack would treat her own offspring any differently than she treats Apple Bloom. No nonsense, teach them the value of hard work, and keep them honest. She'd make a good mother. Rainbow Dash would be a good mom, too, but only when she's mature enough to actually want a kid; she wouldn't have one if she didn't want one, and if she wanted one she would take good care of it. She would be open and supportive; she'd get a kick out of having a kid. She might be lax on rules, though. Twilight, I think, would be a by-the-book mom, and that could be problematic depending on what the books say. She would be really flustered when taking care of a baby. Kids aren't rational at all, either--using logic hardly ever works with the really young ones. All things considered, I think she'd be the worst mom of the bunch. Pinkie Pie's kids would be diabetic. Seriously, though, I think she'd be balanced as a mother. A kid wouldn't be able to manipulate her at all, and she would put a positive spin on things like chores. She'd be great with baby. Punishments might be a problem, though. In all, parenting in Ponyville seems a lot easier than it is IRL. Like I said before, there's a ton of community support. After a certain age (cutie mark age), the kid can just go around town and do their own thing. Once you've got your future spelled out for you, you're good. I wouldn't personally care about my kids' species. It would be like marrying a black woman and hoping the kid comes out white--I'm more worried about it being healthy than about it looking like me. For numbers I would normally say a maximum of two, but with such easy parenting I could do more than that. |
| Mask_de_pony #161497 1 year ago |
You guys are fucking weird.
Anyway i would pick Scootaloo :) |
| Anonymous #161504 1 year ago |
...i bet gilda's crazy hot in bed. just saying. |
| Anonymous #161535 1 year ago |
Gilda and Trixie are the kinda girls I fuck in the ass because I like the sex, but I don't really like them, so I like punishing them that way. Hmm, kinda like Nabiki from Ranma. |
| Anonymous #161610 1 year ago |
Fluttershy probably would make the best mother, but how on Earth would you interbreed with a pony? Even in a cartoonverse, that one would probably be a challenge, lol.
I suppose that world does have magic, though, so if a couple were really and truly in love they'd probably be able to have kids regardless of genetics/species. It probably wouldn't be terribly unlike the puppies at the end of Lady & the Tramp, that inherited the breed of either their mother or father; but none were a mix of the two. Foals in the G4 MLPverse seem to be cuter, on the whole, than babies, so I'd probably rather they took after their mother species-wise, lmao. Though other features like eye colour, or hair/mane colour would be a mix from both parents. |
| Anonymous #161697 1 year ago |
^we meant "species" as in pegasus, unicorn, and earth pony--not humans.
This is mostly a conversation about the characters' personalities, but it's assumed that we commenters are ponies when we talk about breeding and the characters themselves. Notice the passing mention of what species we would choose for ourselves. EVERYTHING IS PONY! :O |
| Nomeg_Stylus #161748 1 year ago |
470: "enjoy fucking god" This made me lawl.
You guys did get me thinking though. Applejack may be the best all around, but I'm not much of the family-oriented person, while she's all about the Apple family. I may not be able to get around that. I enjoy my privacy and such, but I'll likely be stayin' with the Apple family if me and AJ decide to get hitched. Hmm, I guess my ideal would be Luna. She may be shy and all, but she's freagin' immortal, so I'm sure she's had experience somewhere down the line. Then again, being immortal probably makes the sisters less likely to engage in romantic relationships with mortals. This again brings up Zecora. My counter to the rhymes thing is that she probably doesn't speak much anyways, so when she does its probably interesting/important. The more I think about it, the more I think living with her would be peaceful relaxing and exciting. I mean, she freagin' balances herself on her head on a pole. Mmmm, I like the idea. I agree with Fluttershy being the ideal mother figure. Her experience with the CMC should be testament to that. I was wondering when someone would bring up Gilda. I keep imagining her as insecure about her sexuality, but if she ever did let lose it would be rough. Rough is good every now and then, but I would like someone who can function on both ends of the scale, which is why I still think AJ would be the best at sex. This brings up another question, though. How frequent do you think these characters would be willing to engage in sex. I'd rather have decent sex often than crazy good sex rarely. AJ is up for grabs. She'll either be too conservative or just right. Of all the ponies, I think Pinkie Pie would be the most willing to do it often. She would probably like sex the most because she would probably give the least amount of emotional weight to sexual intercourse, so to her it would be an activity that one does to feel good, and Pinkie Pie loves felling good. |
| Nomeg_Stylus #161757 1 year ago |
Also, Zecora doesn't always speak in rhymes. She'll probably dabble in simple one-liners more often than not, and when we do engage in conversation, yes she may rhyme, but I've had no trouble understanding her rhymes so far (inb4rhymesaimedatkids). |
| Nomeg_Stylus #161762 1 year ago |
loose* |
| Anonymous #161765 1 year ago |
I'm not sure I'd want to give up being human if I were in Equestria. Since they already live in a world filled with multiple sapient species, though, I don't interspecies relationships (pony/gryphon, etc.) are taboo in their society. I doubt any of them would have a problem with a relationship with a human, if the personalities were compatible.
Pegasi/Earth/Unicorn are more sub-species than species. |
| Anonymous #161794 1 year ago |
Everyone acts like Pinkie would be some kind of sex machine or something. It seems to me, given her naive, childish, and simple outlook, that she'd probably be the least interested of all the mane 6 in anything of an intimate nature, physical or otherwise. I'd imagine that, when confronted with such a situation, she'd be left nervous and unexpectedly shy (whoa! that's endearing!). Yep, Pinkie would be the most virginal of the cast (read that twice - it said 'virginal').
I'd also like to take this opportunity to mention how much I like the fanfics on this site. |
| JI0M3 #161805 1 year ago |
You c everypony this is how we bring eachother together. Well it seems like were understanding eachother :V |
| Anonymous #161818 1 year ago |
"Twilight, I think, would be a by-the-book mom, and that could be problematic depending on what the books say. She would be really flustered when taking care of a baby. Kids aren't rational at all, either--using logic hardly ever works with the really young ones. All things considered, I think she'd be the worst mom of the bunch."
I imagine Twilight would treat her kid like she does to Spike. Basically tons of chores, but will show love and support. |
| Anonymous #162017 1 year ago |
@jackuranda
Anon 160208 here. That's what I was saying, I like twilight more before the series made her get all those friends, hence eroding her introversion. It seems like what exactly one could accomplish with their powers would depend highly on how they were applied. A modern understanding of biology, for instance, could make it so less magic was wasted doing irrelevant things. Trying to simply remove the aging damage regularly rather than stopping it from accumulating might also be easier. It could of course still not work but I wouldn't count on that until I'd tried. |
| Anonymous #162021 1 year ago |
*Jackarunda |
| Anonymous #162025 1 year ago |
^I thought about that for a minute, but Spike is old enough to be reasonable (most of the time). TS would have a lot of trouble with younger ponies. Who knows, maybe she raised Spike herself and got some parenting experience. On the other hand, even though she hatched him herself, he seems to have some kind of relationship with his birth mother ("you're not mommy"). |
| Xeneres #162453 1 year ago |
@Jackarunda
half the community wants to f*$k the little things, me included, no shame here bro |
| Anonymous #162456 1 year ago |
^Nomeg (regarding first paragraph in 748).
I enjoy my privacy, too, but I would totally give that up for Pinkie. I couldn't bear to move her into a small place out of town--she needs her parties, and I would just adapt (despite my distaste for them, though Ponyville parties would be a lot better). I'd need to practice being patient in stressful times, too; I'm the most patient person I know, but that may not be enough. If the conditions were just right (wrong) and I blew up at her, I think she'd take being shouted at worse than any of the others except Fluttershy. I can imagine any of the other ponies fighting back, but it's hard to see Pinkie doing that. If she did fight back, she'd be incredibly scary! o.O |
| Jackarunda #162551 1 year ago |
Lol such a heartfelt discussion from so many participants all spurred on by my A.D.D. outburst about pony/human cock sizes.
This is glorious. But for my part, I have this dilemma because I both see something I want in each of the mane six, and I also see something I don't want in each of them. I hate it, but I also love it because it seems that this is a great indicator of complex character development on the part of the show's writers. There's no straightforward answer it seems for anyone, myself included, as to who the perfect sex/relationship/family material would be. |
| Jackarunda #162556 1 year ago |
^ But we're ALL definitely interested in getting someone, that much is certain.
FUCK I love this show. |
| Nomeg_Stylus #162804 1 year ago |
Truth, and of course everyone's ideal is to have them all as a harem. That is part of what makes the discussion so interesting. Still, no matter how you look at it, one is still better than none. Even the most flawed character in FiM is worth it, imo because the nature of the show lends itself to happy endings being viable for all parties.
I love this show, too, and I'm glad that I've finally found people that don't try and fool themselves into not talking about this stuff. |
| Jackarunda #162962 1 year ago |
Even disregarding the mane six (love them still)
Before I even knew anything about Ponibooru, I found myself paying alot of attention to some of the beautiful background characters. The only thing that irks me with the BGChars is the cloning, the chronological inconsistencies, the recolors, the recycles, the inconsistent VAs, etc. However, I know any inconsistencies regarding a BGChar would be settled instantly from that point on if they ever came out front in the canon show. Thus, BGChars are perfectly viable for all of us, and given how many ponies likely live in Ponyville, we can all have one that we create who's (plausibly) not seen much or at all in the show (and best of all such a situation wouldn't be mutually exclusive with the canon universe). That is, if we don't find ourselves well contented with any of the mane six. Also nomeg, the harem thing wouldn't be my ideal. Sorry but I'm a staunch traditionalist. I would only like to find one pony to fall in love with and spend the rest of my days with in the most intimate relationship ever had by two ponies. Call me old-fashioned. To each his own *pinkieshrug* It's all good --> because friendship is magic. |
| Anonymous #170219 1 year ago |
This is honestly the best conversation EVER. |
| Isshiki_Kotonashi #172816 1 year ago |
discussion tag = awesome |
| Anonymous #188413 1 year ago |
I would only take one of the characters if they were human/anthro. My ideal might be 'Twi. She'd know what nerves to target (nudge) and given that she has Spike to take care of and I like her nerdiness (maybe she's a closet otaku/video game player, Celestia knows what fiction she likes), she'd know how to take care of a child and her moe-ness and well-readed-ness (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BuffySpeak) appeals to me. For the other 5, more thought is needed to form an opinion. |
| Anonymous #188510 1 year ago |
Twilight would be the ideal one for me since, as an asocial nerd who prefers a small group of friends, I see a lot of myself in her, and we'd have the most compatable personalities.
After her would be AJ, since I would strongly prefer a stable and long-term relationship over pretty much anything else. I'd really appreciate her honesty in a relationship. Fluttershy comes next since she's reserved like me, but I'd also like to see her be a little less of a pushover when it comes to things that aren't cockatrices or protecting friends from a dragon. It's tough to say who I'd like next, since all the other ponies' personalities are really different from mine, which is taxing in a long-term relationship. I'm too phlegmatic to be able to put up with Pinkie's antics, too passive to really keep up with RBD in any way, and too impatient to go along with Rarity's OCD tendencies and other eccentrices. Also, I LOVE how this is all based on character personality as opposed to appearance. This is nothing like the equivalent conversations in High School. |
| Aurora_Moon #189122 1 year ago |
honestly, being a girl and a lesbian...i think my views on this might differ abit. just abit tho.
so, overall i myself am apparently like Twilight, but with hints of Trixie in there. weird i know.[btw, the test that told me this, that INTP/ESFJ or whatever...you know the one. that test? it told me my opposite was Cheerilee. lulz.] and so, as for mane cast...i'd probably go for Twilight...as for 'rival'/'archenemy' characters...well i'd go for Trixie since im partially like her, though i'd probably help her with her boastfulness issue first. background ponies, well...Cheerilee since she is my opposite...and opposites attract. but failing to snag Cheerilee, i'd probably go for...eh...you know, as fuckin weird as this is gonna sound...an older version of an OC i'm having someone design to be my OC's daughter. >.< i mean, if Luna can be paired with Celestia..why not an OC with her own daughter, who's also an OC? not that big a stretch then, is it? |
| WhiteSocks #197273 1 year ago |
I should gather my thoughts and comment here before the "who's your favorite?" discussion fades into oblivion...right now, I should be in bed. |
| Lockstep #200058 1 year ago |
Was fun while it lasted :D |
| Anonymous #202613 1 year ago |
If anything im the kinda guy that would totally go for that mmmmm plot |
| Nomeg_Stylus #265640 1 year ago |
Looking back, this was the best time I've had on ponibooru. Wish it would happen more. =/ |
| Da_Goddamn_BatGuy #276129 1 year ago |
A human/equine cock comparison on a Twi-plot picture evolves into a deep and mature character analysis of the mane 6's romantic and maternal potential.
What hath this fandom done? |