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TenchiFreak5
#575436
9 months ago
Tom, HOW COULD YOU!?
Anonymous
#575438
9 months ago
Smarty Pants, HOW COULD YOU?!
Anonymous
#575439
9 months ago
Why would Smarty do this to Big MacIntosh? I thought they had something special!
Anonymous
#575443
9 months ago
Why would Smarty want to have sex with Tom? Everyone knows Bic Mac is the second most hung pony alive.
TenchiFreak5
#575446
9 months ago
@ 443:

*insert "Tom is as hard as a rock" joke here*
Anonymous
#575625
9 months ago
Meet Big Macintosh, a twenty-nine year old farm pony. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another....rock?

[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin...

[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin!
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!!!!
Anonymous
#575677
9 months ago
Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?
Atiarotias
#575781
9 months ago
^^ OMG I remember that song... I might go find it
MaroonBunyip
#575868
9 months ago
Anonymous
#575977
9 months ago
Make gravel outta him, Big Mac!
Anonymous
#576358
9 months ago
Oh Conscience, now you've tempted me

--Meet Big Macintosh, a 29-year old farm pony. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his apple acres home, to find his doll in bed with another mineral.--

[Fluttershy]
Alright, calm down. Relax and start breathing.

[Applejack]
Buck that Mac, you just caught this foal cheating! While you're at work, she's at home with some dumb rock? Buck slitting her throat, go buck that mare's head off!

[Fluttershy]
Wait, what if there's an explanation for this mess?

[Applejack]
What? She tripped, fell, rough edges tore off her dress?

[Fluttershy]
Alright Applejack, maybe she's right Big Mac, but think about the filly before you get all silly.

[Applejack]
Okay, thought about it. Still want to thrash her, pin her by the throat, get the filly and marenap her. That's what I did. Be smart, don't be a featherbrain. You gonna take advice from somepony who caused a plague?

[Fluttershy]
What did you say?

[Applejack]
Didn't think I'd remember?

[Fluttershy]
I will kill you motherbucker.

[Applejack]
Ah-Ah, temper temper. Miss quiet yay, Miss always afraid, Miss featherbrain coming to town with a parasprite plague, better make way! How in the hay are you gonna tell this colt not to be violent?

[Fluttershy]
Because he doesn't need to go the same route that I went. Been there, done that. Ah, buck it. What am I saying? Grind them both into slag, Kick their flanks Big Mac.
Anonymous
#576367
9 months ago
where is Tom's glasses?
Omegaknuckles
#576506
9 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbw_BxDwdjk

I probably should've included this with the mile long post there.
Omegaknuckles
#576509
9 months ago
And skip to 3rd verse.
Omegaknuckles
#576517
9 months ago
I was also thinking of one with RD and AJ but I think I've pretty much played this one out enough.
Mushi
#576894
9 months ago
OTP
Anonymous
#595076
9 months ago
+1 rep Omegaknuckles