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Bongo
#589239
9 months ago
"Changed!? You changed me into a pony!? Ah come on and help me change back into my old self!"

(Unless of course this new body would give me even more CHANGE!)
HeroInferno
#589284
9 months ago
Y'know I was thinking of making a bum review parody recently... really need to get round to doing it.
Anonymous
#589313
9 months ago
OH MY GOD, this was the GREATEST episode I've ever seen in my life!
kuren18
#589335
9 months ago
And now it's time for Bum Reviews, with Chester A. Bum.

Tonight's review: My Little Pony, Luna Eclipsed.

OOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

My Little SPOILERS!

There's this pony, who's a princess!

But she wasn't always a princess.

She used to be the evil NIGHTMARE MOON!

And she would go flying all around Equestria and eat anypony who didn't give her candy while wearing a disguise!

And then they decided to make a holiday out of it called "Nightmare Night"!

I had a holiday dedicated to me, once!

It was called "Bum Night"!

But for some reason everypony who celebrated it was British wanted to show their plotes to everypony.

Anyway.

So now that Nightmare Moon's been defeated and became Princess Luna, she goes to Ponyville to show everypony her good side!

How does she do it?

By shouting really loudly and sounding like trippy scene from the first Lord of the Rings movie!

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

So then Luna gets really sad that everypony's afraid of her!

Even though, everypony knows Nightmare Moon was defeated and they celebrated the return of Princess Luna in Episode 2 of season one in the very same town, and everypony was totally fine with her then...

Maybe ponies have a problem with long-term memory?

But I digress.

So Twilight Sparkle goes to help her become more likable, kinda like that Public Relations guy from Hancock... except she's a pony.

So they go to Fluttershy to teach her how to talk in her normal, non-shouting voice!

So Luna is like:

"IS THIS BETTER?"

And Fluttershy is like:

"AAAAAAAAAAAHH!"

And Luna is like:

"How's this?"

And Fluttershy is like:

"That's good."

So she gets really good at being friendly, but then Pinkie Pie comes in and she says:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

So Luna loses her faith in being liked by anypony and calls off Nightmare Night forever!

But then Pinkie Pie comes in and says:

"We just like being scared on Nightmare Night! It's fun to be scared!"

....Of course!

So Luna learns to just have fun with the fact that everypony sees her as kind of scary!

And then everypony's fine with her!

So I really liked this episode, even though I was disappointed in her personality.

She didn't marry me at the end! It wasn't at all like in that fanfic I wrote!

But I digress.

This is Chester A. Bum saying,

CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? Ah come on, help a pony out, will ya? Come on, change?

Well at least get me some money to go to Equestria! I can't ask Luna to marry me if I'm not there, can I?
cthulhlu
#589357
9 months ago
Kuren18 is now my god!
Anonymous
#589383
9 months ago
cthulhlu has a god?
wat
Anonymous
#589440
9 months ago
I was going to write "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST PIC I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!" and leave it at that, but now I'm just in awe of Kuren18. Good show, sir.

Somebody send this to The Critic himself, by the way.
Anonymous
#589462
9 months ago
CCCCCCCCHHHHHAAAAANNGGGEEEEE?
Jackie
#589595
9 months ago
Faved cause of kuren
Anonymous
#590028
9 months ago
@383: If I am not mistaken, in the Lovecraftian hierarchy, Cthulhu... IS a high priest, or at least as close to one as such entities can get. He's well-remembered, but he is not that high on the totem pole, compared to every thing else.
Anonymous
#590567
9 months ago
Ahhh, you beat me to it, Kuren. But I'm fine with that. You did an amazing job!
IpersonallylikedCupcakes
#590609
9 months ago
"BITS!? YA GOT BITS!? AH COME ON HELP A COLT OUT HERE WILL YA!? COME ON BITS!"
marioandsonic
#593028
9 months ago
Kuren just won the Internet.
Natsuke
#593581
9 months ago
@kuren18: Oh god, I read it all in Doug's voice
Takashi_0
#632932
8 months ago
@Kuren18: OH MY GOD! That was the GREATEST comment I've read in my life!