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Bongo
#134411
1 year ago
Can the fandom handle the random? OF COURSE!
Anonymous
#134419
1 year ago
I just tried this and its still thinking. lol
up to 3 min.
Wrongness
#134420
1 year ago
cleverbot?
Anonymous
#134436
1 year ago
^ It's an AI that basically recycles what people say to it in order to pass the Turing Test. Looks like it has nothing in its database for "Brony."
Mastahopo
#134443
1 year ago
Not so Clever I see
Anonymous
#134450
1 year ago
Then we must flood it it with love, tolerance and brohoofing!
Anonymous
#134453
1 year ago
I was playing with this the other night, and it randomly responded with "Ponies." at one point.
Wrongness
#134457
1 year ago
Indeed let us teach this this AI the way of the bronie.
Anonymous
#134462
1 year ago
Cleverbot: Who, is there another woman, if so we re done.
User: Done? When did we start?
Cleverbot: Start what ?
User: Start your engines.
Cleverbot: Ponies.
User: Gasp!
Wrongness
#134463
1 year ago
Ok "talking" to this machine is creeping me the hay out.
Panzerpferd
#134467
1 year ago
^^That may or may not be my fault.
TheMightyAnonym
#134468
1 year ago
Odd, I can't get it to work. The text box has mysteriously vanished for me. :(
Wrongness
#134471
1 year ago
I asked it if it likes ponies and it said no.
Panzerpferd
#134481
1 year ago
My text box disappeared too, but there is another one on the site in the link below.
http://www.cleverbot.com/linkingin
Wrongness
#134492
1 year ago
me - Do you like ponies?
ai - No I don't.
me- Why not?
ai- Because he sounds like a girl.
me- How do you feel about Rainbow Dash?
ai- Well, God's like a father.
DaisyHead
#134502
1 year ago
i told it kill the father rape the mother and it looked at me.
Aponymousse
#134534
1 year ago
Huh. There doesn't seem to be a textbox and the the textbox for the linkingin page doesn't work either.
Aurora_Moon
#134625
1 year ago
me: You are a female pony named Pinkie Pie. do you comprehend this?
AI/CB: No. I told you I am a zombie. And I am a male.
me: That's what they wanted you to believe. and by "they", i mean Princess Celestia. you're really a pink party-loving equestria-type pony named Pinkie Pie, full name being Pinkamina Diane Pie.
AI/Cleverbot: Previous response as in my previous response from THIS conversation. You copied and pasted it from something that I said in ONE of my previous RESPONSES, not one of my previous CONVERSATIONS.

lolwut?
Aurora_Moon
#134632
1 year ago
...guys...i got an update to what ive gotten it to say.

me: You are a female, pink pony with a pink mane and tail named Pinkamina Diane Pie. but everyone calls you Pinkie Pie. you love parties, your "cutie mark" on your flanks is shaped like party balloons. and you fuck anyone that offers you the chance.

Cleverbot: So true.

hah! i made it think it's Pinkie Pie!
feather
#134636
1 year ago
^ yup, pinkie will hit anything that moves
Aponymousse
#134639
1 year ago
User: Have you been converted to a Brony yet?
Cleverbot: No I want to.
User: Why haven't you been converted to a Brony yet?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not an astronot.
User: But you don't need to be an astronot to be a Brony.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: So why haven't you been converted to a Brony yet?
Cleverbot: I did?
User: Have you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome.
Aurora_Moon
#134647
1 year ago
guys...i got cleverbot...thinking its Pinkie...to be convinced i'm Rainbow Dash...and agreed to grind pussies. XD! hah!

me:Wanna rub your pink party-loving pussy into my blue awesomeness-loving pussy?
cleverbot:Sure.
Anonymous
#134674
1 year ago
me: do you like rainbow dash
cleverbot: i think rainbows are illegal

wut o___o
Aurora_Moon
#134707
1 year ago
me: Do you like My Little Pony?
CB: I don't know your cousin.
me: I mean the tv show.
CB: Yes that is what the tv show is about two brothers hunting the supernatural.

what? lol.
Aurora_Moon
#134718
1 year ago
CB:i have a pet unicorn.
me:slavery is illegal in Equestria.
CB: slavery is not against human rights.

...whaaaaat?
Aurora_Moon
#134747
1 year ago
me: Your name is Pinkie. not jarredgo.
cleverbot:And your name is Rainbow Dash.

holy crap. what? WHAAAAT?
Aurora_Moon
#134764
1 year ago
im just getting alotta good ones. XD.

me: ...i love you Pinkie. do you love me? do you love Rainbow Dash?
Cleverbot: I love you very much.

oh my lord. so perfect.
Anonymous
#134788
1 year ago
I just fed it the lyrics to Equestria Girls.

Me: There is a place where the grass is what's for dinner.
CB: Yes yes they have a big nice archetectual building there.
Me: Charmed, fun, and wild, there must be something in the water.
CB: I'm sure there is, but she refuses to give me a chance.
Me: Sipping rainbow juice, talking Elements of Harmony.
CB: Share your Thanksgiving prayers.
Me: Our Bronies hang out too, 'cause they know we're awesome fillies.
CB: That is the burden we lay apon you, we can't do that ourselves.
Me: You could travel the world, but no one can groove like the girls with the hooves.
CB: Oh you just killed the mood... Go back to the way you were before... *frowns, unhappily*.
Me: Once you party with ponies, you'll be seeing Rainbooms.
CB: If I ever get invited. I'm not holding my breath.
Me: Equestria girls, we're kinda magical, boots on hooves, bikinis on top.
CB: Is the bible the greatest work of fiction in your opinion?
Me: Furry coats, so cute, we'll blow your mind.
CB: My mind is ready to be blown.
Me: Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous, fast, fine, fierce, we trot 'til we drop.
CB: What is the triune Godhead?
Me: Cutie marks represent, now put your hooves up.
CB: You know that i'm lovin you.
Skipta
#134851
1 year ago
Cleverbot: Are you a programmer?

User: No, I'm a mailmare. :D.

Cleverbot: What do you think about?

User: Muffins.

Cleverbot: Muffins are pretty good.

User: Yeah, totally! They're the best thing ever!

Cleverbot: Cool story bro.

User: Huh? I'm not your brother.

Cleverbot: You are to me.

User: But I'm a mare..

Cleverbot: How do you like mars?

User: Trollestia, is that you? Please don't send me to Mars, I promise I'll be good!

Cleverbot: Ha Ha. I 'm afraid that I could not help it.

User: But then who'll take care of my little Dinky!?

Cleverbot: I guess I will make myself a sandwich.

User: Y-You monster!
NetherLips
#134918
1 year ago
I hate how cleverbot has just spouting tired memes now :/
Anonymous
#135232
1 year ago
User: Well Fluttershy is a pony in My little pony: friendship is magic. What did you think of her as a character in that episode?
Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie or Scootaloo?
User: Pinkie Pie.
Cleverbot: Swine flu.
User: Lol wut.
Cleverbot: He says it's pay-back time.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: SpikedCola.
User: Nice one.
Anonymous
#135419
1 year ago
Me: Brony
Cleverbot(2seconds later): Paulius.
TheMightyAnonym
#137450
1 year ago
Me: I'm a brony.

Cleverbot: A what a what?

Me: A brony is a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.

Cleverbot: That isn't anime! I'm leaving!
Soinc_flutter_boom
#327624
1 year ago
Fucking with CLeverbot never gets old LOL
Anonymous
#819958
6 months ago
Cleverbot even knows the lyrics to the MLP theme, oh my god