
| Erin #159195 1 year ago |
wat |
| Anonymous #159198 1 year ago |
Well that depends. Did you buy them for her or yourself? |
| Princess_Luna #159199 1 year ago |
Well, lying to her will piss her off, but telling her the truth might scare her away. |
| Anonymous #159201 1 year ago |
Wait, what? |
| Anonymous #159204 1 year ago |
honey what's your favorite stocking color |
| Anonymous #159206 1 year ago |
just sing "i feel pretty" to her. |
| Anonymous #159208 1 year ago |
Colorful mannequin legs? I don't know, how do you explain those? |
| Roboshi #159209 1 year ago |
Tell her you're going to rob 6 different banks. |
| Anonymous #159210 1 year ago |
If you bought them for her just tell you think they will help bring out her natural sexiness even more. She'll probably wear them for you. |
| Anonymous #159211 1 year ago |
"this is my fetish, don't run away I will find you. Now I want you to sing winter wrap up." |
| Anonymous #159212 1 year ago |
Wait wait wait, are these mannequin legs or stockings? If mannequin legs than wtf man. |
| MetalHooves #159223 1 year ago |
If I didn't still have giant soccer legs, I'd totally wear those. XD |
| Anonymous #159241 1 year ago |
You just need to find the right girl.
I once had sex with a chick dressed up as an Orion slave girl from star trek; green body paint and wall. FUCKING HOT. |
| Erin #159249 1 year ago |
It is my unending dream to have somebody call me Princess Luna during sex. |
| Obscure #159262 1 year ago |
Knew I was missing something. |
| Kasumi #159263 1 year ago |
I, for one, like wearing stockings |
| DaisyHead #159299 1 year ago |
this makes me happy |
| Anonymous #159307 1 year ago |
show her the spirit science video on chakras and tell her its to help her realign herself or something |
| Anonymous #159334 1 year ago |
So...are they fragile? They look Italian. |
| Obscure #159352 1 year ago |
Solid Color Thigh Highs, I think they'd be tougher then the transparent ones, but ya, I bet they'd have a short life span outside of the bedroom. |
| Ponymaru #159437 1 year ago |
^^
Oho, I see what you did there. Won some in a contest, did you? |
| DaisyHead #159447 1 year ago |
the word your are looking for is opaque |
| DaisyHead #159448 1 year ago |
^,^^ |
| Obscure #159463 1 year ago |
^^^ Debating a purchase actually. I was overwhelmed by the ludicrousness of it so I decided to share. |
| Anonymous #159472 1 year ago |
^ If I've got this right, you want your girlfriend to wear these while you (presumably) do her from behind, and kinda imagine she's one of the mane cast? |
| Obscure #159473 1 year ago |
^Now there's an interesting idea. |
| Anonymous #159481 1 year ago |
^ If that isn't what you wanted them for from the start (that's why I'd want them, and it's the first thing that came to my mind upon seeing them, lol), what did you intend to buy them for? |
| Obscure #159494 1 year ago |
For general nocturnal cosplay. By which I mean ya, exactly that. |
| Anonymous #159512 1 year ago |
I'd get them, and just tell your gf you want to spice things up, then. Don't tell her you want to fantasize that she's a cartoon pony.
Calling about Rainbow's name during sex is definitely something you don't want to do. Trust me on that. :P |
| Anonymous #159846 1 year ago |
Tell her you expect a shitton of Christmas presents this year. |
| Anonymous #159867 1 year ago |
If she really loves you she won't care and laugh with you. |
| K_thanks #160001 1 year ago |
With a gun |
| Anonymous #160219 1 year ago |
"I like seeing you wear stockings and I feel like I'd like it even more with some variety." |
| Kaptain_Kildarby #160400 1 year ago |
Taste the rainbow?
Plan A: If they (the stockings) aren't too fragile, I would suggest putting about three handfuls of nickels in one, hitting her over the head from behind, and then explaining in a more controlled setting. Perhaps a basement of some form, but any shed will do really. Plan B: If you don't want to seem like a psychotic rapist, which is completely understandable, try to get her to like the show as well. Subtly. How? I have no clue. After completing this extremely difficult task, I'm sure she will be more than happy to wear a variety of stockings matching the colors of the main characters. Plan C: Give them to her as a gift. Say that they merely caught your eye in the store window, and decided that such lively colors really matched her wonderful personality. And that they complement her eyes and have a slimming effect. And other such flattering nonsense. Plan D: I was once told that all problems can be solved with controlled amounts of high explosives. I really don't think that's the case here, but hey, you never know. |
| theplatinumcolt #160951 1 year ago |
say that youre making a leg lamp like from a christmas story, and you didnt wanna use the original thing, so you bought those stockings to be unique. |
| wwick #161024 1 year ago |
@Kildarby Plan C involves telling a gal that you got her clothes with a 'slimming effect'? Wow. Plan A is looking better by the minute. |
| Anonymous #161045 1 year ago |
Plan R: Put one over your head, one around her neck, rape fantasy. Many women have them. Enjoy. |
| Obscure #165100 1 year ago |
Anonymous - #159211: Wins most humorous comment.
MetalHooves: Wins most disturbing Mental Image. Anonymous - #159241: Wins best overall answer Erin: Wins most attainable dream. DaisyHead: Wins best supporting comment. |
| Triskaideka #171070 1 year ago |
Simple answer: Get a girlfriend that likes MLP too. We exist. It may seem ridiculous for women to like such a manly show but I was in fact the one who got my boyfriend to like it. I would so wear those for him. The pink ones would go well with my dark pink hair and Pinkie Pie cutie mark tattoo. |
| PonyRIG #171074 1 year ago |
a girl wear this and she can transform then into katanas |
| Anonymous #340194 11 months ago |
Best comments ever! |