
| Blues #309606 1 year ago |
*writes a nice email to meet me in germaney* |
| Sevireth #309617 1 year ago |
I like long walks on the beaches and strawberries and peaches
And when I say long walks you better not complain after 4 hours Bring a tent :| |
| Kata #309646 1 year ago |
Eh, I would much rather twilight. |
| Anonymous #309675 1 year ago |
That photo looks young for 1000 years. i bet it's been shopped. |
| Anonymous #309677 1 year ago |
Hell, I'd still hit it. |
| Mushi #309785 1 year ago |
so old. |
| Anonymous #309795 1 year ago |
Don't know. I mean, after third millenium you really do not want to date someone that young and inexperienced... Unless 1K+ is 3K+, then of course. |
| Anonymous #309830 1 year ago |
I think Celestia should visit Gensoukyou if she's that desperate. There are plenty of eligible, horribly powerful individuals there that also live grand, but ultimately idle and sedentary lives, and wouldn't mind someone of such advanced age. |
| Anonymous #309940 1 year ago |
*sends message*
Also, lol white. |
| Anonymous #309975 1 year ago |
*sends email as fast as possible* |
| Anonymous #310082 1 year ago |
Weird- I thought the gala was just a political function she disliked due to how staid it was. |
| Monkey_Zombie #310161 1 year ago |
I send her an Email, just cause it gets boring being alone. |
| Anonymous #310570 1 year ago |
Hell, I'd still hi-damn it other anon |
| Xuncu #310811 1 year ago |
I'd hit it like the hoof of an angry goddess. |
| Anonymous #310984 1 year ago |
I'd hit it so hard that if you pulled me out, you'd become the king of England. |
| Anonymous #311004 1 year ago |
I think you're all forgetting something.
*cough*registeredsexoffender*cough* |
| Anonymous #311550 1 year ago |
1253, to be exact. |
| Anonymous #311591 1 year ago |
It's an obvious joke profile. 1000+ years, raising/setting the sun? It's supposed to be Celestia. I mean are we supposed to believe that Celestia Invictus, God-Princess of Equestria is looking for a date? Maybe a little hot action on the side?
Ridiculous. As if she's just like ordinary ponies and feels lonely and unloved at times. |
| bersl2 #311632 1 year ago |
Yeah, her email address should be celestia@canterlot.gov.eq, or something like that. EQ is open as an ISO country code, and .eq would make a fine ccTLD. |
| Stony #311880 1 year ago |
Ha, I love the comments |
| Anonymous #312551 1 year ago |
Email should have a top-level domain of .equ /url nazi |
| Ponyholic #313569 1 year ago |
^Aren't regional top-level domains two characters? |
| Anonymous #317149 1 year ago |
I'll meet you in Stalliongrad. |