
| Edef #35341 1 year ago |
no |
| Anonymous #35346 1 year ago |
yes
even if it didn't make sense at all |
| KitsuneManami #35348 1 year ago |
This insults my Goddess... Go F*** yourself... |
| Anonymous #35352 1 year ago |
You're... kinda stretching it. |
| Anonymous #35356 1 year ago |
So does that mean we're allowed to worship Rainbow as a deity? |
| MyLittleJosieph #35357 1 year ago |
"Rainbow Deity"? |
| Anonymous #35358 1 year ago |
I think it's more because he's a terrible person and self-inserts are never good things. |
| AxlCrash31 #35360 1 year ago |
*looks at picture*
.... *looks at camera* |
| Anonymous #35364 1 year ago |
...Or with the God of shit Oc's. |
| Edef #35368 1 year ago |
AJ is dead in the RD/AJ picture btw. |
| MyLittleJosieph #35370 1 year ago |
@ Edef: D: |
| Anonymous #35371 1 year ago |
@Edef: More Rainbow for Pinkie, then. |
| Anonymous #35374 1 year ago |
lolwut |
| DoctorCan #35380 1 year ago |
This is awesome. I'm not a hardcore shipper, but using tangential and superficial connections to mythology to justify shipping characters in a children's cartoon has actually made my day. |
| KitsuneManami #35381 1 year ago |
As insulting is this, I just need to point out that Dionysus/Bacchus does WINE not parties as far as I know. |
| Anonymous #35385 1 year ago |
^ If you have enough wine, then you've automatically got a party going. And a god of wine has a FUCKTON of wine. |
| Anonymous #35404 1 year ago |
^^ Not to mention that Dionysian rituals involved an awful lot of partying. Hence the Roman version, Bacchus, giving rise to the term bacchanalia. Drunken revelry for the win! |
| Anonymous #35405 1 year ago |
Wine, festivals and parties that grant freedom to the point of endangering the rule of tyrants as was seen in Celestia's brunch. |
| Turin_Aramaia #35410 1 year ago |
AJ just needs Dashie, or anypony, to kiss her to break the poisoned apple spell, EJ. |
| Anonymous #35418 1 year ago |
^ It's too bad for her that Dashie is probably busy tongue wrestling with Pinkie. |
| Turin_Aramaia #35422 1 year ago |
I meant to say Edef. Lousy with names sometimes, sorry. |
| ruff1298 #35426 1 year ago |
Brilliant. |
| Anonymous #35436 1 year ago |
What a spiffing and strapping composition! |
| Kriegs #35441 1 year ago |
Whoever wrote this needs a medal and to teach a class on literary symbolism. |
| King_Maverick #35444 1 year ago |
Shipping is serious business, don'tcha know. |
| Anonymous #35460 1 year ago |
Wait Pinkie Pie is a Deinonychus? |
| Anonymous #35502 1 year ago |
These characters as gods in that Pantheon rings true with me... we all know those gods liked to take on other forms and bang humans.
Imagine Pinkie showing up in human form for a night of the craziest sex EVER. |
| Anonymous #35506 1 year ago |
Okay, I admit it, that punchline was hilarious and worth the buildup. |
| MetalHooves #35521 1 year ago |
^
^ ^ Oh god, take my internets, all of them. Also, Dash is everybody's favorite dyke, she gets shipped with the other ponies cuz the internet collective goddamn says so. But, fair points here were made. |
| Anonymous #35576 1 year ago |
That punchline was fucking awesome.
@KitsuneManami: Your goddess insults this. Go f*** yourself... |
| Anonymous #35604 1 year ago |
Picture: Cool story, bro |
| Anonymous #35667 1 year ago |
Wat? |
| Anonymous #35679 1 year ago |
^ I said Rainbow Dash is the Holy Mother of porn. What's not to get? |
| Anonymous #35698 1 year ago |
^^ Also the patron god of clear and decisive victory and messages that arrive in time. |
| Anonymous #35761 1 year ago |
Rainbow Dash is clearly a Greek Goddess of making the Impossible Possible! |
| Anonymous #35848 1 year ago |
hahahaha
the punchline alright yeah |
| Anonymous #35857 1 year ago |
I love the reference to Iris being "shipped with" Zeus. LOL. |
| Anonymous #35978 1 year ago |
I think the creators planned this ALL ALONG!
Cloudsdale has tons of Greco-Roman Archetecture, and Dash's dress screams greek Godess. Hell she even has GRAPES (which now goes both ways, wine and agiculture). just...wow. |
| Anonymous #36154 1 year ago |
Ahahahahaha, okay this is pretty rad. |
| Anonymous #37697 1 year ago |
I lol'ed.
HARD. |
| Anonymous #39598 1 year ago |
Euuuuw, Genzoman, seriously? |
| Anonymous #39605 1 year ago |
than* |
| newfound_fan #40529 1 year ago |
that is a very good pic of dash and AJ. anybody have the link?
also what of Athena god of Wisdom? possibly Aphrodite goddess of beauty and love? fluttershy would be pan, who isn't a really girl or human if i remember correctly. But this was a good observation. |
| Anonymous #45177 1 year ago |
whatever |
| fixman88 #48571 1 year ago |
This analysis was pretty damn awesome! |
| Anonymous #48588 1 year ago |
I think Fluttershy is more of an Artemis, but with the hunting censored like Pinkies vineyards and wineary. |
| Aurora_Moon #103372 1 year ago |
...all this to jusify pairings...and all i read from it is 'Rainbow dash is based on two deities who together equal the god of porn', which translates in my head as 'Rainbow Dash represents all porn'. ...my mind is now screaming for me to put a poster of RD on my wall, and bow to it every morning. damn you. |
| Obscure #103383 1 year ago |
Just burn some apple incense in the alter in the name of Dash every friday.
That's what I do. |
| RealityCheck #311377 1 year ago |
noooo, the real reason this spawns annoyance is because the annoyed are all people who fap to lesbians. |
| Anonymous #544359 9 months ago |
AWWWWWWWW FUCK THIS SHIT AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS GOD DAMN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |