
| Pockysticks #330751 11 months ago |
heh
Mayor Mare |
| Anonymous #330752 11 months ago |
>Poniville |
| Anonymous #330753 11 months ago |
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
| Anonymous #330755 11 months ago |
^^FUCK GRAMMAR |
| Anonymous #330758 11 months ago |
Mayor Mare survived those two hundred years? |
| Anonymous #330761 11 months ago |
Ya know, if she now has the power to move the Sun (which is at the very least thousands of time heavier than Earth), you'd think she could turn things into gold... |
| PynkyPy #330772 11 months ago |
"Mayor Mare" is more of a title than a name. |
| Chronos_Pony #330774 11 months ago |
Either Mayor mare is also immortal or the Mare family has a long history of naming their female children Mayor. Regardless I believe that debt will either disappear or Mayor Mare will be forced to make court ordered appearance...on the moon. |
| Draconaes #330780 11 months ago |
"Since I trust and love you, I'm going to threaten you with a lawsuit! trolololol!" |
| Anonymous #330809 11 months ago |
Looks like we need a wacky scheme to raise all that money in three days! |
| Anonymous #330816 11 months ago |
@#330809
*cues Benny Hill music* |
| Shred_Hexstring #330840 11 months ago |
trollestia strikes again |
| Anonymous #330962 11 months ago |
^from the grave! now THAT is a troll :D |
| Iamunicorn #330978 11 months ago |
Dear Mayor Mare,
Enjoy the moon. Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle |
| togashimenai #330987 11 months ago |
If Twilight doesn't pay, she'll get INSULTED?! Well, I guess that's about the best you can due vs. the new goddess. |
| LunaLoyalist18 #331032 11 months ago |
Daaaaaammmm yooooouu trollestiaaaaaaaa |
| YetAnotherBrony #331123 11 months ago |
#Anon 330962: Can goddesses die in the conventional sense? I think that Celestia either "ascended to a higher plane of existence" or the classic "dissolve into particles of light and blow away in the wind". Which reminds me...who is Luna's successor? |
| d715 #331263 11 months ago |
^
I think its a "if they die some other pony takes there place" |
| togashimenai #331310 11 months ago |
It doesn't say that Celestia died. She could have just retired or something. |
| alek4ever #331372 11 months ago |
SEND HER TO THE MOON! |
| Anonymous #331446 11 months ago |
To ascend to higher plane of existence when you are already a god means that you must be denied your physical and spiritual form and turn into something otherworldy if not something completely uncomprehendable or simply be leave the mortal world. You could say that it's some sort of death metaphysically speaking. |
| Anonymous #331504 11 months ago |
read it as "twilight princess" xD |
| Anonymous #331646 11 months ago |
but wait isnt she in control of the income? |
| Anonymous #331666 11 months ago |
^That's not how municipal expenses work. |
| BlacklightShining #331970 11 months ago |
Twilestia?
Cewilight? |
| Anonymous #331983 11 months ago |
To pay off the expenses, Equestria will have to invade another country for their natural resources. |
| zralf #332039 11 months ago |
but, the royal trasury is where most of the rent money will go to anyway, what does she care ? |
| Trombe #332191 11 months ago |
"...To the moon. Now. :T " |
| Anonymous #334929 11 months ago |
Dear Mayor Mare,
I will gladly pay the $1,020,000. However, I must inform you that this sum will count as income to the municipality of Ponyville, and as such, the town must pay duties on this income to the crown. Now, pursuant to the Reformed Equestrian Tax Code § K2.55.1.a, this income is considered to have been paid at the time promised, not from the time actually received, and the tax thereon owed from the tax period beginning 1000 CA. Seeing that it is now 1200 CA, the interest owed on this sum is rather heafty. It has, in fact, exceeded the principal by several times and now comes out to about $2,772,647.47. Please pay this back tax by the next calender year, or you will be considered to be in default. Punishment includes several thousand years lunar exile, or indentured servitude (sexual class, leather type) to my personal harem. Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle. |
| mycoid #338603 11 months ago |
@ #334929, you crazy man... I read the whole thing and lol'd |
| Anonymous #378317 11 months ago |
"Dear Mayor Mare,
I have magic nukes. Princess Twilight Motherfucking Sparkle." |
| Anonymous #385921 11 months ago |
Dear Mayor Mare,
I would love to have this conversation in person. I will send an escort to Ponyville to pick you up. When you get here, I hope that we can have a splendid conversation over some delicious bananas. Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle |
| Armada #458437 10 months ago |
So that would make Mayor Mare... What? Two-hundred-something years old? |
| RubberCactus #789493 7 months ago |
Someone is asking for a trip to the mooon... |
| Anonymous #832737 6 months ago |
^You bet... |