
| davisjimmy #336366 11 months ago |
Spike: "My contract as your #1 Assistant never specified this!" |
| Suave #336368 11 months ago |
haha Suave co.. caaa... whats the word im looking for... well whatever Suave likes this comic. |
| Anonymous #336370 11 months ago |
That isnt like a big hard banana at all! |
| Anonymous #336371 11 months ago |
lol weaver. XD nice take on 40 year old virgin. was actually a decent film |
| Indiche #336379 11 months ago |
Oh Weaver, you always make me smile.
Wanna get married? |
| TophatWaffle #336381 11 months ago |
id be spike |
| Aurora_Moon #336382 11 months ago |
...and nopony thinks about the fact that this place has a Spike, and a Twilight Sparkle. XD. |
| Anonymous #336403 11 months ago |
It's Fluttershy who asks "you aren't still a virgin". Oh Flutty. |
| Anonymous #336407 11 months ago |
I thought panel one was Trixie. |
| Gittonsxv #336460 11 months ago |
i want to know what the favor is XD |
| Mushi #336478 11 months ago |
I kinda know that feel twi... But i will stop writing before i write something regretable |
| Anonymous #336479 11 months ago |
I want a follow-up, embarassed nerd virgin Twilight is best Twilight. That and I love the Weaver. |
| Anonymous #336482 11 months ago |
Obviously Twilight's going to ask Spike to help her hook up, it wouldn't help her any if she lost her virginity to a baby dragon.
Cue 40-year-old virgin scenes with Twilight. "Okay, we have GOT to wax those fetlocks" |
| GreyAcumane #336688 11 months ago |
Holy crap, weaver. I wish there was a way to favorite your stuff harder. |
| Mushi #336828 11 months ago |
Come to the virgin nerd club, Twilight. We can have some fun studying together and we do not ask about these things! |
| Anonymous #336840 11 months ago |
^y doesnt the nerd club just invite pynkypy? |
| dragonSpike #337151 11 months ago |
these comics are always funny. |
| Anonymous #337396 11 months ago |
shit im 20 and im a virgin......is dat bad? |
| Jackarunda #337405 11 months ago |
aHA LAWL |
| Anonymous #337440 11 months ago |
@#337396
I accidentally my virginity...is this dangerous? |
| Anonymous #337506 11 months ago |
@482: "AHHH, SAPPHIRE SHORES!" |
| Anonymous #338607 11 months ago |
Impossible. You can't go to college and not get laid. I got laid there and I seriously didn't even have to try. AND I'M AN ANTISOCIAL NERD! |
| Anonymous #340054 11 months ago |
Well it's obvious, I still need to go to college. |
| Anonymous #348731 11 months ago |
When does the laid thing happen? I'm going into my third year and I still haven't gotten any. |
| Anonymous #348815 11 months ago |
I got laid over the summer between years three and four, I had just turned 21. Went on first date, got first kiss, got first steady girlfriend, lost virginity to her, all in the space of about two and a half very thrilling months. Don't despair if it hasn't happened yet.
Also, get some condoms if you don't have them already and carry at least one with you. You never know when it's gonna happen, so you've got to be ready. |
| Anonymous #349892 11 months ago |
D:
I HAVE TO GO NOW Cracks me up every time. |
| Gittonsxv #352784 11 months ago |
anon 607, i have been in collage for 4 years and i am still a virgin....i must doing something wrong :/ |
| outside998 #352845 11 months ago |
Comes time, comes sex. So don't rush it, guys. When the time is right, it will happen on it's own, believe me. |
| Jackarunda #354405 11 months ago |
LAWL XD |
| SirPayne #356327 11 months ago |
It all depends on the college and the girls. I lost mine because i was an engineer at an engineering college to a girl who liked engineers. Just keep trying, itll happen eventually. |
| CelticBrony #356467 11 months ago |
lol! |
| Anonymous #365487 11 months ago |
"Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I found out that pretending to lose your virginity is wrong, and difficult. Also Spike needs a raise, a BIG one..." |
| Nebbie #388000 11 months ago |
^Silly anon, Spike is happy to help Twilight for free...he just might need some therapy cause of Twilight's fetishes... |
| Anonymous #426324 10 months ago |
LOL! Spike approves of this XD |
| Anonymous #429881 10 months ago |
Spike's gettin all the perks out of his job for sure. |
| Anonymous #434703 10 months ago |
That one panel reminds me of that one really loud character from the Dilbert cartoon.
I HAVE TO GO NOW. |
| ThePowerofANON #435119 10 months ago |
Oh u |
| chacal #435123 10 months ago |
RUN SPIKE |
| imnotgivingmynametoamachine #435126 10 months ago |
#1 assistant |
| -flood- #435140 10 months ago |
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" |
| JP #435144 10 months ago |
Well Spike. Rarity's got some high standards, you gotta practice. |
| nyxabuse #435145 10 months ago |
Dupe >>43062 |
| Blubhead #435152 10 months ago |
"Spike YOUR TAIL!" |
| Anonymous #435159 10 months ago |
I MUST GO NOW. MY PLANET NEEDS ME
(note: Twilight got laid on the way back to her home planet.) |
| GlitterGlue #435181 10 months ago |
Dupe, and a low-color-quality version too, for whatever reason. |
| chromelium #435234 10 months ago |
needs a sequel |
| Anonymous #435367 10 months ago |
duuuuuuuupe |
| GreyAcumane #435500 10 months ago |
damn you, uploader, for making me think that I was in for some new weaver work. I was really looking forward to that. Instead I just get a dupe. |
| TheXIIILightning #435618 10 months ago |
Then Spike hid Twilight under his little bed and nothing sexual ever happened.
THE END! |
| Anonymous #437473 10 months ago |
platitudes aside it's just as possible that you will never meet someone romantically or sexually interested in you, or you meet people who could be but you fail to initiate their interest.
I understand it's somewhat of a depressing notion but I don't think it's fair to just say "don't worry it'll happen". It'll probably happen, but there's no certainty and you should embrace the possibility that you will never be loved now so that in the statistically remote possibility that it is the case you are not left crushed, confused, and desperate for answers. |
| Anonymous #549354 9 months ago |
...can't stop laughing... |
| makoruu #666834 8 months ago |
What the hell was he holding? |
| Demegor #773343 7 months ago |
spike dont panic
just say back and enjoy it :D |
| Anonymous #1195219 3 months ago |
Is being a virgin bad?BAD?BAD?!OF COURSE IT'S BAD! |