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Anonymous
#554074
9 months ago
I find this strangely beautiful.
441
#554075
9 months ago
And then Celestia turned into a gun and shot him, because she doesn't have time for this shit.
MaroonBunyip
#554082
9 months ago
wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Dachimotsu
#554083
9 months ago
This is really nice. Very poetic.

Also kinda reminds of the battle between Merlin and Madam Mim.
Anonymous
#554088
9 months ago
the oldest game as a love song?

neat
marioandsonic
#554091
9 months ago
Trying to out-troll each other?
Flutterguy
#554109
9 months ago
Wever Calavera: So what did you think of my poem?

Slisko: I liked it. It was sad and beautiful, like my mother.

Alexi: I despised it. It was too short and said nothing to me, like my father.

Gunnar: I had no feelings about it. It was aloof and licked itself too much, like my cat, Mr. Trotsky.
Jackarunda
#554111
9 months ago
Wow that was a beautiful poem. Who wrote it?
Anonymous
#554138
9 months ago
God Needs Prayer Badly!
MaroonBunyip
#554144
9 months ago
come on guys, really?
Wi' Nae Wee Bairn Ye'll Me Beget is a song written by "The Magnetic Fields" in 1999(?)

Full lyrics:

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but ill turn into a nightengale and song will warm my heart
well ill turn nto a threshing machine and tear that bird apart

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but ill turn into a vampire in case you own a neck
well ill turn into a silver cross and send me back to heck

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but ill turn into a hydrogen bomb and atomize the air
well ill turn into a cockroack and youll see if i care

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but ill turn into a super nova and burn up everything
well ill turn into a black little hole and youll turn into string

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but ill turn into GOD himself and you will come to me
then i will not believe in you and then where will you be?

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee
MaroonBunyip
#554155
9 months ago
Here is some 'cleaned up' lyrics.

[/i]Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee

but ill turn into a nightengale and song will warm my heart
well ill turn nto a threshing machine and tear that bird apart

but ill turn into a vampire in case you own a neck
well ill turn into a silver cross and send me back to heck

but ill turn into a hydrogen bomb and atomize the air
well ill turn into a cockroack and youll see if i care

but ill turn into a super nova and burn up everything
well ill turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string

but ill turn into a super nova and burn up everything
well ill turn into a black little hole and youll turn into string

but ill turn into GOD himself and you will come to me
then i will not believe in you and then where will you be?

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee[/i]

unfortunately, this is only the one video I could find on youtube, and its barely half decent quality.
ComradeProzac
#554160
9 months ago
This reminds me of The Sandman.

I'll turn intro hope
Anonymous
#554168
9 months ago
Amazing, thank you so much.
Anonymous
#554172
9 months ago
How does a vampire beat a "threshing machine"?
Anonymous
#554175
9 months ago
Trying too hard.
hyourei
#554177
9 months ago
@Dachimotsu I thought of the same thing.
Anonymous
#554307
9 months ago
nice ^^
Anonymous
#554714
9 months ago
Holy shit I did not see that coming out of Weaver. Saved hard.
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#554863
9 months ago
Oh wow... this gave me shivers.
Anonymous
#554917
9 months ago
Celestia was actually in love with Discord, charmed by his ability to create Chaos. However, Discord hated her and all her kind, and this little back and forth was, at first to her, a game of hard to catch. However, as time progressed, Celestia realized the truth, that Discord as indeed a monster and her feelings were not shared at ALL.
Anonymous
#556721
9 months ago
Weaver; heartwarming?

What!?
LitCigarette
#557453
9 months ago
damn it weaver, pulling on my heart strings. D:
cthulhlu
#557827
9 months ago
"Ill turn in to Chuck Norris"

".....Shit.."
GlitterGlue
#557893
9 months ago
A Chuck Norris joke? Are you kidding me?
Want to throw out a Rickroll while you're hitting these jokes at the height of their popularity?
SpikeSpiegel
#712770
7 months ago
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
Anonymous
#712783
7 months ago
Only crying because he skipped the rape part on this page.
We know what you are.
Questionable_Object
#1020371
5 months ago
soperfect