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Anonymous
#539343
9 months ago
Thankfully I belong to the 1%.
Anonymous
#539350
9 months ago
Caramel, you've let yourself go!
NightJack
#539351
9 months ago
^ ninja'd by tag change lol
mysterypony
#539356
9 months ago
Bongo
#539373
9 months ago
gillnavisingh
#539375
9 months ago
Good Brony's Daily Checklist:

1. Shave
2. Shower
3. Intelligent Conversation OL and IRL with backable arguements
4. Love and Tolerance
5. Healthy Diet
6. Exercise and Sunshine
7. Steady, honest job - even a busboy is okay
8. Keep self's sexual matters to self
9. See both sides of a matter that is widely considered controversial before voicing opinion.
10. Don't geek out in public, but be proud of being a brony.
11. Garner a social life. Other people exist, and it's your job to make them see you in a positve light.
Anonymous
#539380
9 months ago
Anonymous
#539392
9 months ago
>#539375

You are a namefag thus you are autistic thus you possess none of the previous virtues.
NightJack
#539396
9 months ago
What was with all the tags that where % of something, all I
have to say to that is...
TomiGun
#539416
9 months ago
1._ No, I have pimples on your face.

2._ Not wear glasses I have a good eye.

3._ I'm not white.

4._ I'm not fat

5._ And do not masturbate watching children.
gillnavisingh
#539433
9 months ago
@539392
I just don't know what to say...

I'm being serious. Trying to come up with an intelligent, non-cynical/aggressive rebuttal to something like that is difficult...
Desmont
#539444
9 months ago
Good Brony's Daily Checklist:
1.Never Shave it only grows back faster
2.Shower only when you feel you need one or if you plan on a major social event
3.If you want to troll then troll but be responsible about it and dont out stay your welcome
4.Love and Tolerance(only for thos who show it back)
5.Eat what you enjoy eating
6.Stay inside unless you fell the need to go outside or for others
7.If you don't have to have a job enjoy your youth
8.Provide a narration for all you wildest sexual crazy, fantastic, dreams to all places were it is allowed
9.Think through your post and always voice you OWN option
10. Express your self any way you see fit and fuck anyone who cares about how you act
11.If you don't what friends then don't push your self to find them you'll only end up with stupid people who you hate
Desmont
#539455
9 months ago
12. have a plan to kill everyone you meet
Desmont
#539458
9 months ago
@539375
The opinions of others are pointless
your_waifu
#539492
9 months ago
All you have to do is be good looking and almost any eccentricities will be forgiven.

If you can't manage more than a 5 or 6 after cleaning up then you MUST learn how to dress yourself (you should learn how to do this anyway. A sense of style + putting some actual money into your wardrobe can be worth 3-4 points or more. Just look at some overweight celebrities.)

Now that you look good, you're well on your way to earning confidence! The key to being strange in public is not being the stuttering beast starring at the ground while explaining his animes. You look a fool in the eye and tell him, "yeah I watch my little pony. The fuck is it to you?" It is very easy for an omega to trick the world into believing he is an alpha (but not betas. betas are boring forever) and get all the perks of being at the top of the chain without having to, you know, do all the boring shit boring people do. Like stable relationships and caring about one another and the missionary position. Disregard empathy, acquire haircut.

Every good sociopath knows how to blend in, and so should you.

I believe in you.
Anonymous
#539517
9 months ago
Good Brony's Daily Checklist:

1. Shave (only on the rare occasions where i leave the house for something)
2. Shower (every night!)
3. Intelligent Conversation OL and IRL with backable arguements (pffffffffft)
4. Love and Tolerance (faggotry)
5. Healthy Diet (nah. i have been losing some weight at least)
6. Exercise and Sunshine (excercise occasionaly, sunshine rarely)
7. Steady, honest job - even a busboy is okay (HAHAHAHAH, that'll be the day. me get a job.)
8. Keep self's sexual matters to self (amen)
9. See both sides of a matter that is widely considered controversial before voicing opinion. (daaaaahhhhh, ok!)
10. Don't geek out in public, but be proud of being a brony. (don't geek out, yes. this is a must (except i rarely go out anyways). no, i am not a fucking brony. keep that nonsense away from me)
11. Garner a social life. Other people exist, and it's your job to make them see you in a positve light. (nah. being a recluse prevents me from having any stress. for the most part.)
Desmont
#539521
9 months ago
@539517
I see you using rule number 3 good for you!
Anonymous
#539527
9 months ago
>#539444
Good Brony's Daily Checklist:
1.Never shave but trim your beard. True bronies are manly as fuck.
2.Shower only with the blood of your enemies and the sweat of women.
3.If you want to troll then troll and never feel remorse.
4.Love and Tolerance(only to troll capefag kiddies and aspies in /co/)
5.Eat meat. Vegetables are for the weak.
6.Stay inside unless you fell the need to go outside and round up a harem.
7.If you don't have a kickass job, quit and get a bitch. She should be grateful only for looking at her.
8.Provide a narration for all you wildest sexual crazy, fantastic, dreams to all places especially kindergartens. Young moms are always hungry for the cock.
9.Post whatever the fuck you want and never give a single fuck.
10. Express your self any way you see fit and literally fuck anyone who cares about how you act. Use sharp object instead of your penis though because that would be gay.
11.If you don't what friends then don't push your self to find them you'll only end up with stupid people who you hate then nuke them.
12. Like a BAUSS
Desmont
#539528
9 months ago
@539492
Ied have to agree but i can be confident and still look like shit all you need is my personal moto "The Only person who matters is me everyone else comes first if they dont like that fuck them
Desmont
#539529
9 months ago
No one else*
Desmont
#539531
9 months ago
@539527
*clap clap*
CaptainBritish
#539765
9 months ago
It's funny because it's me.
Anonymous
#540181
9 months ago
#539392

Asspained closet furfag neckbeard /co/lt. Seriously I would love to get a sharp knife, slice your tendons, jab away at your stomach, carve out your skull out, and twist your neck... SLICE YOUR FUCKING GUTS!!@#W5 JskkkB OP;HU

Fuck love and tolerance.

/mad
fonypag
#540211
9 months ago
Hmm. Image satirizing cloppers becomes half-serious/half-troll debate about positive lifestyles. Oh well, it's not the strangest thing to happen on this site.
Anonymous
#540458
9 months ago
WAIT

WHY DOES HE HAVE AN ORANGE TONGUE

ONLY PONIES HAVE ORANGE TONGUES

(except Archer, she's special)
Anonymous
#540739
9 months ago
Go ahead
clop!
the warriors will be that much more powerful.
Jimmytrius
#540859
9 months ago
gillnavisingh: I totally agree with you ^^
Anonymous
#541295
9 months ago
Why must these demeaning pictures of our community be posted here anyway?
Shaky
#541542
9 months ago
Nathan, the kid I love to hate.
fonypag
#541848
9 months ago
@541295

If it's pony-related, it's fair game (unless it's illegal). That's how ponibooru works, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Anonymous
#542868
9 months ago
^I am glad I caused you so much asspain, anon, though I can't fully comprehend how I did it.
Anonymous
#625049
8 months ago
Oh God, my OC's name is tagged in this. I lol'd.
Anonymous
#676587
8 months ago
Lemon
I
What
CaravanPalace
#699966
8 months ago
Disregard empathy, acquire haircut. Fucking lol
also lol is making a checklist about how to be a fucking loser. I must get X+8 conversations before 8pm, failure to comply with good brony check list leads to ego dissolution and sad cry time.

Continued flagrant disregard of good boy-I mean brony requirements leads to undesirable symptoms such as bad BO, fat, neckbreathing, self-loathing and hunching over a PC pleasuring oneself to images of applebloom while crying.

OOoooh applebloooom, you saucy minx! take it, take it all you whore! take it allllllllll