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Obscure
#131338
1 year ago
Ya, I support this abuse of your power.

I notice that neither guard looks like they are digging this as much as you.
Anonymous
#131339
1 year ago
Woah! Surprise wingboner!
Mastahopo
#131341
1 year ago
:3
Hydra: ¬¬'
Bongo
#131348
1 year ago
The one on the right doesn't seem to be enjoying it.
Wrongness
#131349
1 year ago
Oh good a Celestia pic and it's questionable so everyone is going to click on it. well then let me ask a question I asked before and only got a minimal response to. Now bronies tell me why it is that we can take a pony like Derpy and give her a personality, a job, a daughter, a best friend, and fridge raiding powers. And all we do for Celestia is make her an unfeeling bitch who gets off to the misfortune of others.
Anonymous
#131351
1 year ago
I don't think either of them are
Anonymous
#131353
1 year ago
Wrongness: Because bronies are strange people.
Anonymous
#131363
1 year ago
Is there no end to what is demanded of the poor royal guards?
Maya
#131367
1 year ago
@wrongness: for fun? Because no mare should have all that power hehe
Kohdok
#131368
1 year ago
"Rule of Funny"?
Anonymous
#131369
1 year ago
They look uncomfortable... :/
Anonymous
#131374
1 year ago
Wrong, I often see Celestia in pictures that you seem to be wanting. Maybe you aren't looking hard enough. For Celestia, anyways, she's seen kinda as a tyrannical figure just for the giggles, (mostly) everyone knows that her benevolence is just.
AdrianBrony
#131375
1 year ago
not what it looks like exactly.

she orders every new recruit to "please her" on his third day of duty, but calls it off shortly after what is seen here. She tries to make it seem like some special case and they just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. The newbies haveno clue what happened until the next day when one of the more experienced guards takes them to a secret room with a big billboard filled with Polaroids of each one caught in the act, as he pins them on the board with the collection.

At most she has them nibble on her wings before she can't keep a straight face any longer.

The other guards keep quiet so as to not to ruin the prank. bit of an initiation thing, but it also makes the newbies a bit less nervous around her in the long run.
Obscure
#131376
1 year ago
Celestia is also a near omniscient being with dozens of Machiavellian schemes on the go and is plagued with the tedium of her immortality.
Wrongness
#131378
1 year ago
Where's the love and tolerance for Celestia?
Anonymous
#131384
1 year ago
Likes like double the love and tolerating of Molestia, I mean Celestia :P
Maya
#131386
1 year ago
We love her so much that we find fascinating his libertine use of her power
AdrianBrony
#131393
1 year ago
Though I do think that in the end I do get tired of tyrant celestia and molestia and to an extent trollestia.
Really I see her as a bit of a prankster but she only pranks out of love and is otherwise a loving sister and a just ruler.
Maya
#131398
1 year ago
"her", sorry
Anonymous
#131402
1 year ago
Wrongness: because you need to post more pictures of Princess Celestia being an adorable mothering figure and role model.

Actions are louder than words.
Wrongness
#131413
1 year ago
I looked through every page of the Celestia tag today and seriously something like 90% of her pics are her being horrible. And it seems to me that in a fandom that gives nearly every background character in the show a name and half of those a personality and a back-story that we could do so much better for Celestia. I have never really cared about Celestia one way or the other and she certainly isn't one of my favorites but it feels like the fandom has done her a great injustice and it just feels wrong to me.
Wrongness
#131426
1 year ago
If I had such pictures anon I would upload them as quickly as I could. Also a counter quote.
"Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world."
StreakTheFox
#131434
1 year ago
@Wrongness
You speak of love and tolerance... and I commend that. But you should look at yourself and your own words when you say this.
All these pictures of celestia which point fun at her are just signs of how much we love her, and the show! Why else would anyone take the time to painstakingly draw and think up these masterpieces? We love celestia and we love the show, so it's only natural that we poke a little fun here and there. It's just like with relatives almost.

Also, back to what I said about looking to yourself, shouldn't you be loving and tolerating all the art about her? Even if you don't agree with it, someone took their time and probably did some hard work to make what they did. In the end, it's just a joke, and is out to make everyone laugh and smile. Don't think so negatively about it... and learn to Love and Tolerate what other people make.
Edef
#131446
1 year ago
Because it's much more interesting that way, Wrongness.
Anonymous
#131448
1 year ago
@Wrongness: I'm sure Celestia can handle it, what with being a fictional cartoon horse goddess and everything. I'm sure our mean words aren't transcending the boundaries between truth and reality and hurting Celestia's feelings
Anonymous
#131450
1 year ago
As far as we can tell, she's as close to a canon Sue as it currently gets in the G3 series. People react badly to her almost by instinct.
Obscure
#131451
1 year ago
Celestia is perfect, all powerful and provides her subjects with a useful and happy life.

Except for that thing with her sister when she was younger.

She doesn't like pomp and ceremony and has played pranks against her subjects to try and make them stop...

We could switch gears with some effort. Create a campaign of stories, comics and pictures about Celestia's war against the barrier of awe between her and her subjects.

But... I don't think I'm clever enough to think up joke 1 of that series.
Anonymous
#131459
1 year ago
Wrongness, it's the Woobie effect.
Take Derpy; she has an obvious physical defect, and therefore people feel like they need to help "balance the scales" by writing her to have a relatively idyllic life. This is probably magnified because there's already some ownership taken in the process of assigning her a personality, job, etc.

In Celestia's case, she's already got practically everything she could possibly want. People don't feel that protective urge, and so they write what's funny, or shocking, or what have you.
Wrongness
#131490
1 year ago
I'm not saying the darker jokes have to stop some of them are well thought out and actually funny. It just feels so one sided like the dark jokes are all we focus on. I'm not saying there needs to be less dark just that we need some light to balance it out. I'm not worried about hurting a fictional characters feelings and I understand that people put work into all those pics. It just feels like this fandom could do so much better. I was not trying to troll or start an argument I just wanted to point out something I saw that I felt we could improve.
Maya
#131529
1 year ago
"It just feels like this fandom could do so much better".

She is a goddess, she doesn´t need our understanding and support. And Trollestia is not a flaw on her, it´s more like a good aspect of her personality that makes her more enjoyable.
StreakTheFox
#131534
1 year ago
@Wrongness
If you wish to draw/write some fan-inspired work depicting celestia's brighter side as a ruler, by all means, have at it.
If you don't agree with the majority of jokes going around, well.. love and tolerate it. AT LEAST try to tolerate it.
Wrongness
#131544
1 year ago
I can promise to tolerate it lol. And you don't want me trying to draw anything.
MyLittleJosieph
#131552
1 year ago
I thought the Trollestia part of her was simply fanon and not, y'know, canon. So it's really just a fabricated flaw.
Turin_Aramaia
#131665
1 year ago
I don't think the guards have a choice. They've got huge boners, with no way ever to use them at all. Needs somepony who can't get her knocked up. Maybe she's trying to get them to volunteer to become geldings.
Anonymous
#132011
1 year ago
One on the left is gay
GeminiSaint
#132018
1 year ago
Guard to the right: DO NOT WANT
Anonymous
#132023
1 year ago
^^^Josieph, did you WATCH "The Best Night Ever"? Trollestia is absolutely canon! She as much as says "I did it for the lulz."
daddison35
#132061
1 year ago
To lick her they had to get up on ladders.
Kokopure
#132075
1 year ago
Aaahaha. Neither guard looks like they particularly want. Although the one to Celestia's right maybe looks like he reluctantly wants.
Maya
#132268
1 year ago
I can´t remember if trollestia was first canon or fanon. When did this begins?
Jackalovski
#132272
1 year ago
"yes mistress celestia"
Yeoseo
#132649
1 year ago
"P-please, princess. I'm GAY!"
Anonymous
#133258
1 year ago
Celestia- "Yes, love me."
MyLittleJosieph
#133269
1 year ago
Trollestia has always been fanon. On the show, she does enjoy a little mischief at her subjects expense, but nothing outright malicious.
strangepony
#134180
1 year ago
It's a matter of degree. Celestia's sly sense of humor doesn't go nearly as far as the cruelty that fanon ascribes to her.
Anonymous
#134708
1 year ago
i would lick her face
Anonymous
#134712
1 year ago
Princess Celestia has contracted Double Herpes.
Would you like to rest or continue on the trail?
Malak1147
#338598
11 months ago
Maybe they're acting like that because they're in the middle of a steamy threesome?
Anonymous
#361013
11 months ago
what the sheet
Anonymous
#389915
11 months ago
Oh I'd lick her allright, I'd SO lick her.
Furryboy89
#1173488
3 months ago
Stupid guards, who wouldnt enjoy that!?