
| Anonymous #17570 1 year ago |
D: |
| Anonymous #17575 1 year ago |
Just a waste of time.
Stupid instincts... |
| Anonymous #17619 1 year ago |
Yeah but being a 40 year-old virgin ain't gonna feel like paradise. So I suggest you read the Kama Sutra and lube up the toys. |
| Anonymous #17633 1 year ago |
The Kama Sutra? Amateur stuff.
"Ponies I have screwed (and subsequently banished to outer space for the lulz)" by Princess Celestia is a far more complete manual. |
| Anonymous #17638 1 year ago |
That's because they were doing it wrong in the book. Let me show you how it's done. |
| Anonymous #17661 1 year ago |
Hey isaac newton was a virgin
and now he's the deadliest son of a bitch in space |
| Anonymous #17673 1 year ago |
Hey, wouldn't you get tired of just one position all the time? I would... |
| Anonymous #17677 1 year ago |
Looks like a job for Big Mac! |
| Anonymous #17877 1 year ago |
Slumber party indeed... |
| Anonymous #18215 1 year ago |
*snicker* |
| Anonymous #18264 1 year ago |
You read it from the book, but did you experience it? Twilight sparkle... |
| eariesmile999 #186622 1 year ago |
twilight sparkle is a asexual(nonsexual)? |
| StalkerZHS #400223 11 months ago |
whoever wrote that book never had any |