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HeinousActsZX
#485209
10 months ago
Awesome. *Explosion*
Glord
#485218
10 months ago
lol

The More You Know.
rafasilva
#485219
10 months ago
http://www.starpulseonline.com/images/celebrity/m-night-shyamalan.jpg
Anonymous
#485221
10 months ago
That sound you just heard was a million up-their-own-butt nerds shooting themselves in the head.
Muffinoffun
#485222
10 months ago
Transformers 2 is still one of the worst movies ever committed to film.
Anonymous
#485223
10 months ago
I've got nothing.

Thanks for the ponies, Michael Bay.
marioandsonic
#485227
10 months ago
Roboshi
#485230
10 months ago
"Up from the ashes, Up from the Ashes, Come the roses of success!"
thatguy
#485234
10 months ago
For a second I thought the large text was referring to Uwe Boll. But then I read the rest and was greatly relieved.
gashunk
#485236
10 months ago
I like the first two, so, awesome.
Anonymous
#485237
10 months ago
Michael Bay still sucks, though.
Anonymous
#485238
10 months ago
myep, i think the films are shit stains on the face of the earth, but im greatfull for the boost in intrest they brought.
gashunk
#485246
10 months ago
oh and

Derp.
Anonymous
#485265
10 months ago
Finally, some good comes out of Michael Bay's career, even if it's just by association
Anonymous
#485271
10 months ago
And this is irony (sing-song voice).
BlastingGravy
#485276
10 months ago
Totally worth it, in my opinion.
Anonymous
#485281
10 months ago
Cause and effect can be a funny thing sometimes.
Dark_Horst
#485297
10 months ago
people are getting way too butthurt over transformers. the first one was a kickass movie, stop crying about it not being the blocky stuff you grew up with in the eighties. no, i never saw the original transformers, boohoo, i'm only 20.
maybe that'S a good thing for i seem to be able to view this whole thing unjaded. yes, i admit it hadn't had the most complex and deep story of all, but then i don't want to eat caviar and bunny-kidneys all day, everyday.
it was good in what it did, and what it did was ACTION. plain old action with lots of boom. i can appreciate that. a shame you can't
i DO agree though that the second one went downhill from there. so much boom, it became tiring to watch. havent seen the third yet
Dark_Horst
#485302
10 months ago
oh yeah, the robot-designs where pretty godlike too
marioandsonic
#485312
10 months ago
The second and third movies still sucked.
Muffinoffun
#485322
10 months ago
@Dark_Horst
Well yeah I honestly liked the first one and delivered on what it promised. I have my gripes with it (why so much focus on the human characters, some of the jokes were just childish) but was decent overall. The second one was just... It's as if Micheal Bay ratcheted up everything in the first movie by a million. Now there was TOO much action, the jokes got even worse (Robot testicles and robot humping, classy.) , the robots might as well been side-characters and it was just a boring grind overall. Also Skids and Mudflap. Good god.
Delicioussharkat
#485331
10 months ago
Who the fuck is hansbro.
gashunk
#485338
10 months ago
^ Dude, it's Hans, bro!
Van_Horsing
#485363
10 months ago
I loved the first Transformers movie, but the second two made me vomit a little. #3 a bit less so, I think, for one reason: Dutch.
TheOutlawPonyWales
#485490
10 months ago
#485297 I never saw the original Transformers cartoon either (nor have I ever had any real connection with the franchise,) but that didn't stop me from hating the movie. Maybe you should just accept that most people thought it was shit and stop accusing them of being "butthurt."

By the way, no, it didn't do the action that well anyway.
OzarkBrony
#485651
10 months ago
I like the part where whoever made this can't write or spell worth shit. "Hansbro"? Really?

And FWIW, I never cared for Transformers (sacrilege!). Not the original cartoon, not the spinoffs, and not the reboot movies. I don't know why I don't like the franchise, I just don't. Actually I liked G.I.Joe even less, and I'm pretty sure that's a capital offense in some states.

But I apparently owe Michael Bay a debt of gratitude for unintentionally convincing Hasbro to reboot My Little Pony and make it not suck for the first time in 25 years.

*explodes*
Anonymous
#485783
10 months ago
I agree with Muffin's complaints about the first movie and add this: zooming in tight, jiggling the camera around, and obscuring everything with big clouds of dust and debris is not the way to make a dynamic and interesting fight between giant robots. I'd like to know who's hitting whom please. I saw the first two movies, and no sir, I didn't like 'em.
Anonymous
#486024
10 months ago
^
Anonymous
#486148
10 months ago
hey, i had a great time watching transformers 2. i saw it with a buddy of mine and some of his friends after graduation. he freaked out when prime's body was just splayed out on the runway (got a big laugh out of me, let me tell ya), and he also coined the term "detesticles" upon, well....i shouldn't have to say anything else, for those of you who saw this turd, no?
TheLoneLampman
#486371
10 months ago
BAYSPLOSIONS!!!
furujiru
#486637
10 months ago
So the line
"What if she exploded? And then exploded again?"
Is a reference to Micheal Bay?
Anonymous
#486772
10 months ago
Why stop here? Hasbro, and by extension MLP, might be very different or even non-existent if it weren't for Roger Williams' part in founding the state they're located in.

Thank you Roger Williams for showing us the magic of friendship!
Anonymous
#489084
10 months ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gezora
#489394
10 months ago
Michael Bay is still a terrible director, and almost all of his movies are over-hyped over-budgeted travesties that use special effects to cover up the lack of any sort of meaningful story, developed characters or intelligent dialogue.

Honestly, I would rather 'Friendship is Magic' never existed than have to deal with Michael Bay or Shia Lebeouf ever again.

Can't miss what you never had, after all.
Anonymous
#489920
10 months ago
>Dark_Horst
#485297 "I'm only 20"

GET THE HELL OFF MY INTERNETS KID!
MagnesiumFlint
#500954
10 months ago
MICHAEL BAY...
LAUREN FAUST...
TRANSFORMERS(explosions and shit)...
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC(love and tolerance)...

MIND=FUCK.
Anonymous
#502845
10 months ago
*head explodes*
Emo-kingbeat
#537032
9 months ago
(Drinks soda in my corner) I like the Transformer movies. I like Michael Bay. I like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. (Shrugs)
Flacon34
#692447
8 months ago
^ Me too
Anonymous
#751180
7 months ago
Meh. I still hate him.