
| -flood- #422722 10 months ago |
Rarity's journal. |
| Anonymous #422731 10 months ago |
No one reads books like Rainbow Dash! |
| Anonymous #422738 10 months ago |
It's called Past Sins. |
| Tomaster #422746 10 months ago |
^I lol'd |
| Epicplatypus #422786 10 months ago |
That would be a book sweetheart....
(ALTERNATE JOKE) Probably porn judging by the wingboner |
| marioandsonic #422800 10 months ago |
^^ HAHAHAHAHA |
| Anonymous #422867 10 months ago |
It's Celestia's "mistakes" album |
| Anonymous #422885 10 months ago |
Someone tagged this as "past sins". Well done. |
| Pegasi #422893 10 months ago |
Shut up! Past Sins is epic, have you even fucking read it? |
| Bongo #422901 10 months ago |
NOOOOOOOOO OOOOONE
Is as fast as Rainbow Dash! Is as cool as Rainbow Dash! Goes hooking up with other mares like Rainbow Dash! |
| Sparkling #422902 10 months ago |
^i have, but you can still lol 'bout it. ( btw i liked it, i ridden it in less than 12 hours.) |
| Anonymous #422909 10 months ago |
Shocked Gaston Dash is shocked... |
| Sparkling #422914 10 months ago |
My comment is ment for pegasi. |
| Anonymous #422921 10 months ago |
She's reading Cupcakes. |
| Sparkling #422922 10 months ago |
^about past sins |
| Sparkling #422927 10 months ago |
Why is every pony posting his comments at the same time as mine... |
| Anonymous #422982 10 months ago |
She's reading the notorious Sherlock HoovesxDoctor Trotson fanfic... |
| Anonymous #423085 10 months ago |
Exactly WTF does this have to do with that stupid fanfic? |
| Some_Anon #423094 10 months ago |
Past Sins, Cupcakes, spiderses, and a lot more.
Take your pic. |
| Sparkling #423103 10 months ago |
Remove past sins, its good. if you dont belive it, read it... |
| Some_Anon #423104 10 months ago |
Sorry for double-posting, but I would have thought any of you would have mentioned a certain (in)famous book series dealing with sparkly vampires and special girls. |
| Some_Anon #423143 10 months ago |
^^ I've read it. Didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I'm re-reading to make a huge critique out of it before I move on and download Season 2 when the videos hit YouTube. |
| Sparkling #423156 10 months ago |
^... why would you do that... |
| Anonymous #423164 10 months ago |
^Cause it´s crap like the Twilight books/movies. Even the ending was just like that... |
| Some_Anon #423168 10 months ago |
^It's called "personal opinion" or "Your mileage may vary". I'll admit it, it had its good parts, but it had its bad parts too, hence the work "critique". |
| Some_Anon #423169 10 months ago |
Damn, ninja'd comment. |
| Some_Anon #423171 10 months ago |
Also, word* |
| GreyAcumane #423563 10 months ago |
Scootaloo:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Dashton Looking gloomy as a rain cloud Ev'ry pony here'd love to be you, Dashton Even when you have been cowed There's no mare in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's fave pegasi Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one flies like Dashton Through the skies like Dashton No one else has those cranberry eyes like Dashton For there's no mare so cool that she's chilly 20% cooler than any stallion! You can ask any Mare, Colt or Filly And they'll tell you whose flank they'd prefer to be on Cutie Mark Crusaders: No one ships like Dashton Flaps her lips like Dashton No one puts cutie marks on your hips like Dashton Rainbow Dash: Sonic Rainbooms; mine are exhilarating! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Sky Pegasi, that Dashton! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Scootaloo: Dashton is the best And the rest is all drips Chorus: No one eats like Dashton performs feats like Dashton Scootaloo: In an annual race nobody cheats like Dashton! Applejack, Pinky Pie, Fluttershy: For there's no one as speedy or faster Rainbow Dash: As you see I've got awesome to spare Scootaloo: Not a bit of her's slow, she's a master! Rainbow Dash: That's right! And I'd fly through tornados just for a dumb dare! Chorus: No one kicks like Dashton takes her licks like Dashton Scootaloo: No one else falls for cheap tricks like Dashton Rainbow Dash: I'm espcially good at exaggerating! Pomf!*wingboner* Cutie Mark Crusaders & AJ, PP, and FS: Ten points for Dashton! Rainbow Dash: When I was a foal I flew four dozen miles Ev'ry morning to help me get fast And now that I'm grown I fly five dozen miles So I can fly at a speed unsurpassed! Cutie Mark Crusaders & AJ, PP, and FS: Oh, ahhh, wow! Sky Pegasi, that Dashton! No one grins like Dashton Makes those wins like Dashton Scootaloo: Then goes into those aerial spins like Dashton Rainbow Dash: I use rainbows in all of my decorating! Cutie Mark Crusaders & AJ, PP, and FS: Sky Pegasi, Dashton! |
| GreyAcumane #423573 10 months ago |
dangit. I missed a few of the "Chorus:" sets. those should all be replaced with "Cutie Mark Crusaders & AJ, PP, and FS:" |
| Anonymous #423682 10 months ago |
^^
Good gracious. Also, not bad. |
| Anonymous #423700 10 months ago |
^
Scratch that. Read the whole thing. It's *really* good. |
| WingbeatPony #423903 10 months ago |
Oh jeez. Now I wanna record that. |
| Homfrog #424124 10 months ago |
Rainbow Dash always dresses in dyslexia... |
| Anonymous #424464 10 months ago |
Bitch, I can't read! |
| CommandoDude #424579 10 months ago |
Rainbow is reading Twilight's fanfiction. |
| Anonymous #424662 10 months ago |
GreyAcumane, you win. Forever. *slow clap* |
| WhiteSocks #425218 10 months ago |
Twilight: "And now you understand the meaning of Sturgeon's Law."
Rainbow: "I'd hafta disagree...there must be another percent or three that's utter crap, too." |