
| Tyrranux #556373 9 months ago |
It was a dark and stormy night, that’s how the cliché always goes right? Well, yeah, it was freakin’ pouring. Cats and dogs is how it was, full on soak to the bone was any who stood in this crap. A little rain never hurt anybody they always say. Bah! And wouldn’t y’know it, I’m in the middle of the city on this dark and stormy night, I fucking hate this city at night. Who doesn’t? A city at night is not the best place to be and all. I’m fortunate I live in the more commercial districts where there are lots of people, hardly a desolate lonely spot to be found if you stay out of the alleyways.
I had passed by a Toys R’ Us a block ago, couldn’t even turn away from the shining beacons of light that were the TV monitors behind the front windows. And what did I see? Why the new My Little Ponies of course, hottest selling “toy” on the market. And passed those monitors I could see a few lucky little princesses getting their own miniature horse in absurd color schemes. If you had met me back when I was a child and told me that someday I would actually see little girls walking alongside real life “Little Ponies” I’d no doubt look at you like you’ve got plenty of screws lose. What a world huh? Some pharmaceutical company perfects creating new sentient organic life through genetic experimentation and then some toy company decides to buy it up then turn it into another goddamn commercial product on the market. Yeah, thank you science. Thanks a lot. Next think y’know they’ll find a way to give these things wings and Pegasus horns that squirt magical bubbles. Oh and I do love the 250 dollar price tag on these…animals (if that is indeed what they are). What a world I live in…. A block or so later, I suddenly see it. One of those animals in the alleyway to my right. It was a yellowish hue with pink hair, butterflies on its flank. It had fallen over some garbage cans and is all covered in rain and muck. I also see what looks like wounds around its neck and arm, red as crimson. It stumbles a bit before it just finally stops moving, it lays there on the ground as if it had nothing left to keep going. I still can’t fathom why I was compelled to approach it. I stood over the creature, it was still breathing if only heavily, it looked so pathetic as it laid there almost like it was waiting to just die. I just stood there for a moment or two looking down on this thing, all the while something deep inside me was an inner voice screaming so loud I could almost hear it in my ears like someone was actually there calling to me… WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST DOING STANDING THERE YOU DIPSHIT?! HELP IT! SAVE IT! So now here I am, this pathetic thing in tow. This animal is still breathing, still alive. It was a little heavy, almost like carrying an actual twelve year old child. My arms are starting to ache a little. I’m almost home though, I’m almost there. I got you little one, just hang in there, you’ll be alright. I got you. |
| hernycwo #556390 9 months ago |
wait, what |
| ChickNeighney #556391 9 months ago |
I salute you, good sir. |
| AdrianBrony #556415 9 months ago |
was about to down-vote because of self insert picture until I got the context from the description. seems like something that would happen. |
| JP #556450 9 months ago |
^ Let's hope it doesn't happen |
| AdrianBrony #556466 9 months ago |
#556450
it does happen with pets all the time. |
| Anonymous #557492 9 months ago |
Looks like she's dumping ass |
| Anonymous #557499 9 months ago |
You're horrible at writing. It's not suspenseful or edgy; merely, any tension in here is forced through painfully cynical douchebaggery. Suck cocks. |
| Tyrranux #558455 9 months ago |
^Well it was either write that hunk of garbage or just leave the viewers with absolutely no context other than the presumption that this was "Self Insert Human in Equestria".
I will admit it's not one of my best writing sessions, it was done in minutes and at best just flavor text for this line art. |
| Anonymous #559035 9 months ago |
#558455
Don't bother with that guy. What he said can hardly be called "constructive criticism"- A more appropriate term would be "trolling". |
| Anonymous #559217 9 months ago |
That story does have some potential: Just think about it, if they were mass-produced (and I think that's implied), any one of these "Fluttershys" for instance could believe itself to be THE Fluttershy. Or perhaps they know little more than they are A Fluttershy... They might even think it's the name of their race, and they might even be right! |
| Tyrranux #559618 9 months ago |
^Indeed, so many different ways to look at this in context of race and identity. |
| romantiCaveman #577012 9 months ago |
...Chobits? |
| Tyrranux #577962 9 months ago |
^With ponies instead of androids....and without the whole "Elda" business plot elements (wouldn't exactly fit the real life pony setting too well). |
| Anonymous #1080145 4 months ago |
Born To Do This from Runescape goes very well with this drawing. |