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Princess_Celestia
#155309
1 year ago
Ehhh?...
Princess_Luna
#155311
1 year ago
The people think you a Tyrant, Celestia...
I'm only giving them what they want.
Anonymous
#155323
1 year ago
DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
Anonymous
#155328
1 year ago
^
Oh, but this World invited me.
Your own kind called me forth with praise and tribute.
Princess_Celestia
#155332
1 year ago
But I'm no Tyrant..I brought a world of peace and prosperity... I made everything a better place for everyone..the only ones who suffered where those walking ape people..
AxlCrash31
#155333
1 year ago
Banish Her!
For the Lunar Republic!
*raises fist in air*
Roboshi
#155335
1 year ago
We've had Elements of Harmony, Elements of Disscord, Time for the Elements of ORDER!

Silence!
Judgement!
Revenge!
Will!
Uniformity!
And Magic!
Princess_Luna
#155343
1 year ago
They say it is out of fear. Look at how they treat you! You get everything exactly the way you want it, no one questions you, no one talks back... They don't want you to let the sun go out. They FEAR you. They hate you.

I'm sorry sister, but if you can raise the moon... Then I can raise the sun.
Eden
#155350
1 year ago
And when Celestia falls, so falls the world...

I, however, will forever remain loyal. Glory to Celestia.
Roboshi
#155353
1 year ago
My Little Pony; Revenge is F**KIN' Sweet!
Princess_Celestia
#155357
1 year ago
Then strike me down, sister. But know this, I destroyed you when you were at your most powerful, and if you strike me down, I shall return. I shall return far more powerful then you have ever seen me, and I will not just banish you, I will obliterate you.
Roboshi
#155370
1 year ago
*Suddenly Fluttershy comes in*

FS; Can't you two get along? You're scaring the animals
Anonymous
#155375
1 year ago
Girls, girls! Sisters shouldn't fight. Please, why don't sit over here and we'll talk about it.

(I wanna taste their cutie marks)
Princess_Luna
#155379
1 year ago
If balance is to ever be restored in Equestria, it must be done. But I'm not as insensitive as you, Celestia...
The void you will face is unforgettable. It will torment you for what feels like an eternity and it will change you. When you return... you won't have the heart to strike revenge.

... I love you, sister. Farewell...
Princess_Celestia
#155394
1 year ago
Know this sister, Their are fates far worse then death. And when I return, you shall meet one, one that you will be bound to for all of eternity. You will be immortal, locked forever in the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy, bound by chains forged from the heart of a dwarf star.
Roboshi
#155399
1 year ago
Doctor Whoofs: Stop Stealing my ideas!
Eli_ArrowHead
#155403
1 year ago
I'm at home, on Ponibooru on my iPod touch, ice cold Rehab monster in hoof, tired as hell, and I come to see the Princesses of the universe prepared to tear into each other.
Don't make me stop this argument.
Princess_Luna
#155415
1 year ago
That fate has passed. You do not know the power of the void. The destruction it wreaks upon the soul... Once before I was locked in it's core, withering away with my anger and jealousy. The only glimmer of heat in my body ever came from how I remembered you... Remembered how you betrayed me. Cast me aside like a worn doll!

You say you know fates worse than death, but you have yet to face one yourself.
Princess_Celestia
#155424
1 year ago
You foal. Do you think I have not faced fates, far beyond what you have? You spent a thousand years locked in solitude, while I saw the ravages of war, the slaughter of thousands, I saw corruptions, plagues, and pestilence disease our lands. I saw horrors far beyond horror. Do you think that I had not prepared for your eventual betrayal sister? That I had not expected such insubordination from you? Then you are truely a foal. You will never control the sun, for it is as linked to me, as I am to it, and if I go, the sun shall flare, the world shall boil, and you can do nothing to stop it. And I will sit there, in my solitude, and I will watch all that I have created with my own four hooves burn, before I let you control it.

You will know suffering, far beyond what you think you know. You will know agony, you will know real betrayal, you betrayed me first, sister, and this is the second time you have done so. I feel nothing for you anymore.
Anonymous
#155437
1 year ago
I call winner!
Anonymous
#155442
1 year ago
I call loser!
LunarKnight
#155445
1 year ago
Always with the banishing, can't anyone just get an unpaid vacation for a few years around here?
Steel_Thunder
#155451
1 year ago
*slaps both sisters* I love you both but this shtis got to stop. Now kiss and make the fuck up. where going home. And im personally gonna make SURE you two form a loving non-back stabby relationship. *drags pair of confused alicorn god-princesses home*
Princess_Luna
#155461
1 year ago
That Nightmare shared wisdom with me, Celestia! Wisdom of the deepest arcane. Blackest magicks far greater than the 1000 of your Suns! If this world shall perish, so be it... But I can create one anew from it's ashes.

I never betrayed you Celestia. I looked for you for help. For guidance...! And all you did was turn away from me. You broke my heart Celestia! Locked me away forever and a day, and now that I'm back... What has changed? You still bite at me like a serpent, sinking venom into me like some frail prey. But I'm not you Celestia...
Anonymous
#155475
1 year ago
Huh, looks like Steel_Thunder is the Pony Rapeman.
Eli_ArrowHead
#155480
1 year ago
Yep, and now I'm going off to feel stupid about my fights with my brothers and kiss my ass goodbye because these two can't agree on anything.
Princess_Celestia
#155481
1 year ago
Heh heh heh. Then I will leave this place, Luna. I will watch as you try, and you fail to run it. AS your ambitions drive Equestria into the ground. I offered you my help, I offered to share the world with you, to help you learn, and this is how I am repayed. So be it, I will go, I will not return. I will create a new world, and where your world will burn, my world shall prosper. And the books of time shall stand forever, to note your failure. Goodbye Luna.
Steel_Thunder
#155485
1 year ago
*shows anon his certificate of Royal Consort to the Princesses* Luna! Celestia! Stop the damn Melodrama! *drags them by there tails into the Royal Bed Chamber*
Princess_Celestia
#155488
1 year ago
*Celestia has left the battlefield*
Steel_Thunder
#155492
1 year ago
*Celestia was dragged off the "battlefield" along with her sister to bed by Prince-Consort Steel Thunder for some relationship fixing hot threesome action*
Princess_Luna
#155496
1 year ago
*curtain falls*
Eli_ArrowHead
#155499
1 year ago
^dick
Eden
#155500
1 year ago
No! Take me with you! Don't leave me with this heretics!
Eli_ArrowHead
#155501
1 year ago
That was for Steel, I Swear!
Princess_Celestia
#155503
1 year ago
*Celestia has fled the bedroom and escaped*
Eli_ArrowHead
#155523
1 year ago
Wait, curt…
Princess_Luna
#155531
1 year ago
Okay, okay... Guys~
This was all just a melodrama to play with the picture! We don't hate eachother!
It was just for the fun C:
Eli_ArrowHead
#155543
1 year ago
•_•

… I'm gonna go castrate myself for being so stupid...
...wait, nevermind, I'm still a virgin...
YenaMuffin
#155544
1 year ago
And then Pinkie and Derpy joined forces and banished both sisters, starting the worlds first Partyocracy as well as a strong muffin-based religion. As for the moon and the sun, they happened to find the "Operating Celestial Bodies for Dummies" book, and set both on auto-pilot.
LunarKnight
#155576
1 year ago
Thanks for the performance ladies, but can we not scare everyone into thinking the world's going to end? We had enough of that last month.
Princess_Luna
#155578
1 year ago
@Lunar
That made me giggle. You guys are too serious... Lighten up!
Princess_Celestia
#155579
1 year ago
Really, ya'll should lighten up. It's all in good fun!
Eden
#155590
1 year ago
You put on this "show" for fun? My faith is shaken to its core. All for some joke? My faith is a joke to you, God-Princess? Have I not been devout? Have I not done my duty as a loyal follower?

I don't know what to think anymore.
Anonymous
#155596
1 year ago
I think Stalliongrad had the right idea.
NO GODS NO MASTERS
Eli_ArrowHead
#155599
1 year ago
I dont know what to believe anymore...
S,:
Steel_Thunder
#155604
1 year ago
ALL HAIL THE CELESTIAL SISTERS! THE MOON AND SUN SHALL REIGN ETERNALLY! *runs after Celestia seeking round 2*
Princess_Luna
#155612
1 year ago
*rolls her eyes* Well sister, you were right. This IS a fate worse than death.
Humorless Ponies. Who knew?
Princess_Celestia
#155620
1 year ago
*IS flying way the fuck away from ST* GUUAAAARRRRDDDS
Eli_ArrowHead
#155630
1 year ago
… pft…
*reads over*
wait, I saw this coming, why am I surprised?
*bursts into laughter*
Steel_Thunder
#155631
1 year ago
*hops after her ala pepe le pew, bypassing guards and making pinkies chase for dash seem tame* Oho ho my love! I shall have you yet! *heavy french accent*
Steel_Thunder
#155637
1 year ago
You can run. You can hide. But you cant escape my Love! :3
Princess_Celestia
#155639
1 year ago
*Banishes ST to the moon*AWAY I SAY!
Steel_Thunder
#155645
1 year ago
*taps her from behind, grabs her forehoof and begins kissing his way up it* My love! You failed to banish me, evidence enough of your love for me! We truely are destined to be together! I love a mare that plays hard to get! *kissing up her neck*
Eli_ArrowHead
#155647
1 year ago
Sigh, Steel, must I shoot you dead now?
Princess_Celestia
#155653
1 year ago
I think I'ma puke.
Eli_ArrowHead
#155655
1 year ago
*leans upwards Luna* Does this happen often?
Princess_Luna
#155657
1 year ago
Woooaah! Hey, get your hooves off my sister, you creep!
Eli_ArrowHead
#155658
1 year ago
*towards
Steel_Thunder
#155660
1 year ago
My life is tied to my love for Celestia! She banished me to a blackhole last week, but I crawled out. Now.. where did my Sunshine go? >.> <.< !!! AHA! My Love, I have found you! *hops towards her*
Princess_Celestia
#155665
1 year ago
*Vanishes in a poof of smoke
Steel_Thunder
#155667
1 year ago
Do not worry Mademoiselle Luna! You shall get your tender lover in due time once I have demonstrated the full extent of my ever burning love for your sister! <3
Steel_Thunder
#155670
1 year ago
*poofs after Celestia*
Princess_Luna
#155673
1 year ago
Yeah, I'm going to have to set things straight with you aren't I?
Princess_Celestia
#155678
1 year ago
Go rape luna, leave me the hell alone!
Eli_ArrowHead
#155680
1 year ago
You best not touch Luna.
Just sayin...
Steel_Thunder
#155682
1 year ago
Mademoiselle Luna. Steel have enough love to go around for both sisters! *slicks mane back* Have I ever told you that the night is the second most beautiful thing in existence? Your the first... *kisses her hoof*
Anonymous
#155684
1 year ago
You heard her boys, permission granted.
Steel_Thunder
#155686
1 year ago
It is not rape when you enjoy it my dear! And this great chase is but the sweetest foreplay of all!
Princess_Luna
#155692
1 year ago
Well, here's the deal Steel. Celestia is -MINE-.
You touch her, and I will crash the moon into the planet and ruin life as we know it. Got that?
Steel_Thunder
#155695
1 year ago
Hey guys. I had alot of fun with all the above. to those that decided to play along. Thanks. To those that got mad or something. Im sorry. I was having a really bad day. Next door neighbor hit my dog while pulling out of his drive way and shes got 2 legs in a cast right now. I felt like shit all day. but really thanks for cheering me up! ^-^
Eli_ArrowHead
#155698
1 year ago
*pushes Steel back*
Ok first, you're going to hell.
Second…
… I don't want to say the second…
Eli_ArrowHead
#155707
1 year ago
....
Steel_Thunder
#155709
1 year ago
D:

wow luna... you really DO love your sis huh? gotta keep the royal blood thick huh? (joking) well I got work tomorrow after going to court with my neighbor, bastard saw my dog and accelerated on purpose.
Steel_Thunder
#155715
1 year ago
Love and Tolerance Eli. Gotta have some fun once in awhile bro. night everyone!
Eli_ArrowHead
#155726
1 year ago
I am going slightly mad...
Anonymous
#155914
1 year ago
I didn't think it would be possible for this thread to go DOWNHILL from the cosmic catfight, but... there you go.
Princess_Luna
#155927
1 year ago
^
That's what happens when you break a person or two.
Princess_Celestia
#156894
1 year ago
Woo, cosmic catfights!
Unicron
#157013
1 year ago
im hugrey
Eli_ArrowHead
#157019
1 year ago
^great, now go eat Charlie Sheen so you can get some creativity.
NathanExplosion
#157025
1 year ago
PUSH HER IN THE MUD!
NO! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!? KISS THE B*TCH!

Wait...

What do you mean this isn't that kind of fight?
Anonymous
#157770
1 year ago
SOMEONE CAP THIS SHIT
Anonymous
#161118
1 year ago
As the artist, I find all of this hilarious and awesome. Especially those Princesses. You two are great.
Steel_Thunder
#161282
1 year ago
Oh yes they really are..
Anonymous
#184272
1 year ago
*walks in on Luna and Celestia having a play fight*

Uhh... Am I interrupting something?
Anonymous
#187636
1 year ago
someone screencap the luna,celestial talk,and add the picture on the top