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Zirro
#173126
1 year ago
"Not now Applejack, everypony is looking at us."
Anonymous
#173127
1 year ago
inb4 obligatory Pinkie/Dash comment
Anonymous
#173129
1 year ago
shipping is for homos
Anonymous
#173130
1 year ago
...mebbe?
Flammie
#173132
1 year ago
[Pinkie/Dash Comment] :3
Anonymous
#173139
1 year ago
Lyra really hopes Dash keeps quiet or else she got a problem with Bon Bon.
sandstormzach
#173185
1 year ago
Just admit it, dash.
Tophat_Pony
#173249
1 year ago
Last time I checked "Eh" is not a valid answer for "DID YOU CHEAT ON ME!?!?"
Anonymous
#173279
1 year ago
Um...no...
acousticbrony
#173373
1 year ago
Dash cheated on Applejack for Pinkie, who cheated on Dash for Twilight, who cheated on Pinkie for Rarity who cheated on Twilight for Fluttershy who cheated on Rarity for Applejack, who cheated on Fluttershy for Dash again, who cheated on Applejack for Derpy, who cheated on Dash for Doctor Whoof, who cheated on Derpy for Twilight who cheated on Doctor Whoof for Big Mac who cheated on Twilight for Cheerilee, who cheated on Big Mac for Twilight, who cheated on Cheerilee for Trixie who cheated on Twilight for Gilda, who cheated on Trixie for Dash, who cheated on Gilda for Spitfire who cheated on Dash for Fluttershy, who cheated on Spitfire for Soarin', who cheated on Fluttershy for Applejack, who cheated on Soarin for Twilight, who cheated on Applejack for Luna, who cheated on Twilight for Dash, who cheated on Luna for Vinyl, who cheated on Dash for Aloe, who cheated on Vinyl for Big Mac, who cheated on Aloe for Lotus, who cheated on Big Mac for Twilight who cheated on Lotus for Zecora, who cheated on Twilight for Pinkie, who cheated on Zecora for Mayor Mare, who cheated on Pinkie for Granny Smith, who cheated on Mayor Mare for Celestia, who cheated on Granny Smith for Twilight, who cheated on Celestia for Rarity, who cheated on Twilight for Hoity Toity, who cheated on Rairty for Photo Finish who cheated on Hoity Toity for Sapphire Shores, who cheated on Photo Finish for Prince Blueblood, who cheated on Sapphire Shores for himself, who cheated on him for Spike, who doesn't swing that way so he ran away from him to Rarity, who left him for Twilight, who cheated on Rarity for Braeburn who cheated on Twilight for genderbended Caramel who cheated on Braeburn for Big Mac who cheated, on genderbended Caramel, for Steven Magnet, who cheated on Big Mac for Hoity Toity, who cheated on Steven Magnet for Frederic, who cheated on Hoity Toity for Octavia who cheated on Frederic for Colgate who cheated on Octavia for Berry Punch, who cheated on Colgate for Derpy, who cheated on Berry Punch for Ace, who cheated on Derpy for Fluttershy, who cheated on Ace for the lead Diamond Dog, who cheated on Fluttershy for Rarity who cheated on the lead Diamond Dog for Applejack, who cheated on Rarity for Bloomberg, who cheated on Applejack for Fluttershy, who cheated on Bloomberg for you, who cheated on Fluttershy for Sweetie Belle, and now you're in jail for being a filly fooler... anyway Sweetie Belle ran off with Scootaloo, who cheated on her for Apple Bloom, who cheated on Scootaloo for Spike, who cheated on Apple Bloom for Rarity, who cheated on Spike for Twilight, who cheated on Rarity for Pony Joe, who cheated on Twilight for Celestia, who cheated on Pony Joe for a Royal Guard, who cheated on Celestia for Dash who cheated on the Royal Guard for Pinkie who cheated on Dash for Mrs. Cake, who slapped Pinkie and told her she was married to Mr. Cake, so Pinkie ended up with Rocky, who cheated on her for Twist, who cheated on Rocky for Silver Spoon, who cheated on Twist for Diamond Tiara, who cheated on Silver Spoon for Snails who, ran away frightened, so she ended up with Snips who cheated on Diamond Tiara for Trixie, who cheated on Snips for Twilight, who cheated on Trixie for Dash, who cheated on Twilight for Little Strongheart, who cheated on Dash for Braeburn, who cheated on Little Strongheart for Pinkie, who cheated on Braeburn for Chief Thunderhooves, who cheated on Pinkie for Sheriff Silverstar, who cheated on Chief Thunderhooves for Granny Smith, who cheated on Sheriff Silverstar for Horte Cuisine, who cheated on Granny Smith for normal Caramel, who cheated on Horte Cuisine for Apple Bloom and now he's your cell mate, Apple Bloom tried for Spike again, who cheated on her for Rarity... Again, who cheated on Spike for Big Mac, who cheated on Rarity for Nurse Redheart, who cheated on Big Mac for Promontory, who cheated on Nurse Redheart for Nurse Tenderheart, who cheated on Promontory for Twilight, who cheated on Nurse Tenderheart for Celestia, who cheated on Twilight for Pinkie, who cheated on Celestia for Applejack, who cheated on Pinkie for Dash, who cheated on Applejack for Madmax, and now Applejack's wondering whether Dash cheated on her or not and that where you came in. Meanwhile Lyra starts sneaking back home to Bon Bon who is curled up next to a fire and holds her lovingly.

And that my friends is how Equestria was made.

The moral of the story is don't give me any sugar. :D
Anonymous
#173392
1 year ago
^The very definition of TL;DR
Anonymous
#173394
1 year ago
Lyra looks pretty shocked back there.
Anonymous
#173414
1 year ago
Indeed #173392 but from what I've seen scrolling the internet there are far worse ones out there. Might read it later when I'm extremely bored, but right now TL;DR.
Anonymous
#173453
1 year ago
But.. She has the element of loyalty?
Anonymous
#266211
1 year ago
acousticbrony U forgot when Trixie cheated Trixie for Trixie.