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Sevireth
#551471
9 months ago
http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/11256965730/have-you-seen-these-flowers-there-are-so-many-of
dzamie
#551497
9 months ago
No, she would be pretty rose quartzes.
HeinousActsZX
#551500
9 months ago
Wh-what? Rarity is the most generous pony ever! She'd never say that!
Anonymous
#551525
9 months ago
^Sure she would. But she'd still carry Pinkie all the way back to Ponyville singlehoofed and never try to "cash in" the favor in the future.
SaladMuffin
#551544
9 months ago
^But she WILL talk about how dumb it is to carry her heavy sugar coated pink candy ass back to Ponyville. Being generous does not always mean being nice.
PowerWordStun
#551550
9 months ago
I love this.
StinkomanFan
#551553
9 months ago
Drinky Pie
Anonymous
#551558
9 months ago
And then Pinkie throws up all over Rarity's tail.
Doctor_Whooves
#551572
9 months ago
I'd love get drunk with Pinkie.
OptimusSleepy
#551592
9 months ago
She's a girl-drink drunk.
NightJack
#551624
9 months ago
What type of drunk do you think each of the mane 6 are?
StinkomanFan
#551639
9 months ago
Spike is an Angry Drunk, obv.
NightJack
#551649
9 months ago
I mean like happy drunk, emo drunk, violent drunk, sleepy drunk, flirty drunk, and so on.
HeinousActsZX
#551650
9 months ago
Rainbow Dash is a mean drunk.
Fluttershy would pass out after taking a sip.
Applejack can't get drunk.
Twilight would degenerate into giggling fits.
Spike could probably match AJ for bit.
Pinkie would be social.
And Rarity? Please, darling. A lady does not drink to excess.
Anonymous
#551678
9 months ago
I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I HATE HATE HATE IT when people use the word 'buck' to mean 'kick.'

It does mean 'to perform a kicking motion,' but the word, to me, has always been about the motion itself. A horse isn't always aiming to kick something when he/she bucks.

Why not just say 'kick'?
NightJack
#551703
9 months ago
@Anon678
At lest it's better then the content use of "buck" to mean fuck.
StinkomanFan
#551717
9 months ago
^My little Pun-y, My Little Pun-y
Doctor_Whooves
#551748
9 months ago
Twilighit would probably start off as a somewhat sarcastic, cynical drunk early in the night... but transitioning to flirty/needy as she becomes more and more intoxicated.
Fluffy
#551839
9 months ago
In my very humble opinion:
I agree with the good Doctor for Twilight. Smart-arsed, devolving into flirty and needy before overdrinking into introspection and passing out. 
Rainbow Dash would start out competitive and loud then pass out completely after just a few hard drinks. 
Applejack would compete with Rainbow Dash until she passes out, but having a greater tolerance would drink responsibly so as to not have a hangover for tomorrow's work. 
Pinkie Pie would act pretty much as she always does, just becoming more and more clumsy until finally passing out in the wee hours of the morning suspended upside-down from a ceiling fixture. 
Rarity would start off light and girly, then gradually move on to hard liquor while complaining to anyone in earshot. Would develop a massive hangover and swear off alcohol the next morning. (every time)
Fluttershy would drink with both Rarity and Pinkie Pie, becoming loud and having mood swings. Somehow can drink the others under the table and not get a hangover. (which she hates because Rarity and Twilight are going to be MISERABLE the next day)
Anonymous
#551900
9 months ago
@NightJack

true dat, true dat.

To add to that, I'm tired of fanfic writers lazily writing in substitutions for human curses. It just grates on me.

It's silly and it's not immersive. Don't do it.
Anonymous
#551936
9 months ago
@Heinous - Rarity would be a clingy drunk
Anonymous
#553176
9 months ago
I think drunk ponies are funny. I think projecting adults' bad habits into a little girls' show is funny.

Fuck if you people are watching a show for 5 year old girls and can't take a joke on the irony of this.
Anonymous
#553468
9 months ago
Now I'm curious what her back smells like.
Gittonsxv
#554241
9 months ago
drunk pinkie going after rocks and rarity trying to help.....i like
Anonymous
#1033829
4 months ago
Amazing foresight, this comic.
Doctor_Whooves
#1033845
4 months ago
I still want a theatrical buddy flick about their misadventures during the trip back to Ponyville. Give it to Pixar.