| Anonymous #391066 11 months ago |
DAMN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!! |
| Homfrog #391105 11 months ago |
I don't get it. |
| PonyRIG #391145 11 months ago |
@homfrog: have you see a movie called "the house of the death"? |
| Anonymous #391160 11 months ago |
Uwe Boll makes movie adaptations of video games (i.e. Blood Ryne) that are always utter crap, and even if the movie bombs he exploits german tax loopholes so he'll still profit. |
| Anonymous #391166 11 months ago |
^ or any move he made "based" on a video game |
| Anonymous #391173 11 months ago |
SEND HIM TO THE MOON!! |
| Anonymous #391256 11 months ago |
^Too kind. |
| herooftime1000 #391264 11 months ago |
^
Send him to the SUN! |
| Bongo #391525 11 months ago |
^
Too mainstream. |
| FanOfMostEverything #391536 11 months ago |
Send him to Sedna, dethroner of Pluto! |
| Mad_Muffin #391901 11 months ago |
send him to uranus. |
| bustoblaster #392103 11 months ago |
Duh duh duh DUUUUH! Curien! |
| K_thanks #392119 11 months ago |
Send him in his own movies ! |
| Anonymous #392219 11 months ago |
@901: *insert Rex & Weevil here* |
| Sonlir #392397 11 months ago |
Actually if you liked playing Postal (NOT PORTAL) and liked it then you may alike his Postal movie.
And his movie about Dungeon Siege is considered to be at least low average quality wise. Other than those 2 stay whe hell away. |
| Anonymous #401425 11 months ago |
>yfw Uwe Boll is given the rights to do a live action adaption of the pilot episodes. |
| Anonymous #404140 11 months ago |
^
Just watch the mane six be turned into one-dimensional, (bad) one-liner spouting anti-heroes who lose all traces of their original personalities and start to blend together. The "Elements of Harmony" is a code name for some secret government agency that hunts down aliens/demons/whatever and indulges in every military/sci-fi cliche in the book with a straight face. It climaxes with an incomprehensible shoot out sequence played over a really bad alternative-techo-rock track that has actual footage from the show inexplicably edited in between shots. Oh, and lots of lesbian sex for filler. |
| Anonymous #404143 11 months ago |
^
Dang it, there was supposed to be a screaming face in that. |
| Anonymous #707764 7 months ago |
House of the dead wasn't that bad. It was a so bad it's good movie, and I actully liked the boat captain from that movie. Postal was funny, and far cry and rampage are decent. I also heard that 1968 tunnel rats and blackwoods are actully pretty good. The rest of his movies, However, are total garbage that your best staying away from. |
| Anonymous #799559 7 months ago |
^^^Ya'know, if you get rid of the one-dimensional personalitys, keep the mane 6 with the same personalitys, replace the bad one-liners with good ones, don't put in footage of the show in-between shot's, don't put everything in slow-mo, play the cliche's for comedy, and get rid of the bad music, that might be a fun movie if it were real. |