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PynkyPy
#330679
11 months ago
I wish I could join, but she won't let me... I'm "Too Willing" she says.
dragonSpike
#330683
11 months ago
you sure that wasn't Celestia's army, Pynky?
Anonymous
#330685
11 months ago
I liked it better when Molestia was a Succibus pretending to be Celestia, and not Celestia with 1000 years of pent up sexual fustration
Molestia
#330702
11 months ago

Oh good, someone finally got this posted.

Anonymous
#330719
11 months ago
The red medal is for rape.

The other medals are also for rape.
Anonymous
#330721
11 months ago
@anon1 But that was like 1000 years ago o.0
Molestia
#330737
11 months ago
And Pynky, you have to understand. We can't let you in the normal ranks because of what we fear you'd do to the other recruits.

That isn't to say you couldn't be given a higher position~
Anonymous
#330740
11 months ago
@#3301719

(Halo Announcer voice:)
Double Rape.
Triple Rape.
Raping Spree.
Rape-tacular.
Rape-aminjaro.
Rape-ionaire.
Rape-pocalypse.
Anonymous
#330742
11 months ago
@Molestia

"given a higher position~"
...
That's what SHE said!!
Jackarunda
#330745
11 months ago
Anons 740 and 742, you both win my internets.

And PynkyPy, I'd advise you to watch the hell out XD
PynkyPy
#330750
11 months ago
Ha! I love you guys!
Pockysticks
#330754
11 months ago
my body is ready
YenaMuffin
#330764
11 months ago
My fellow ponies, I've noticed that we have a number of organizations vying for our attention. The Solar Emipire. The New Lunar Republic. Fluttershy's Peace Corps. There are many others that I haven't named. All of them seeking to recruit you into their orders, their schemes, their conquests. I look at these organizations both social and paramilitary and I think this:

"Why the heck didn't Molestia think of this?!"

So guess what all you luscious fillies and nummy gentlecolts- this is the declaration the formation of the Molestia Brigade, an organization dedicated to fun and naughty frolicking! Within her brigade you will learn:

*Advanced bed-war technology!
*Stealth snuggling techniques!
*Exotic forms of clothing!
*Creative use of tranquilizers!

And so much more! The Empire and the Republic want you to fight for them! I want to get naughty for *her*! Join the ranks of the Molestia Brigade and leave your (cutie) mark all over Equestria!
Molestia
#330783
11 months ago

I am Princess Molestia and I approve of this message.

Anonymous
#330786
11 months ago
@YenaMuffin

But isn't that a paradox if you WANT to be molested?? It maketh no sense! Or are you drafted??

IMA WANT TO BE DRAFT DODGER #1!!
(Here's hoping reverse psychology works!)
Molestia
#330788
11 months ago
@745

Advising ponies to steer clear of me, eh Jack?

I will have none of it. You are now officially on my "to-do (multiple times)" list.
Jackarunda
#330794
11 months ago
Oh great. Now I don't know whether to be aroused or terrified.

I will be arousified.
Anonymous
#330797
11 months ago
@Molestia

I thought we all were on that list!!
K_thanks
#330805
11 months ago
Molestia wants you to make more kids
Anonymous
#330813
11 months ago
@K_thanks

Well, if there are only two remaining alicorns, I can see her point.
Molestia
#330822
11 months ago
@797

It wouldn't do to have everypony's name on a list; the list would be far too long. Instead, I keep lists of ponies whose will-breaking events I must not forget and must make a schedule for or do in a specific way. Everyone else I merely find and violate whenever I feel like it (which is to say, all the time).
gasmaskangel
#331025
11 months ago
Arousified is now my new favorite word.
Anonymous
#331234
11 months ago
I second that.
Mushi
#331279
11 months ago
but not sure if want
Anonymous
#331643
11 months ago
Good thing you don't do that to EVERYTHING Molestia.
Xuncu
#336035
11 months ago
On the other hand

GODDAMN THAT BACKGROUND AND TEXT SEARS MY EYES