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Anonymous
#22977
1 year ago
The dangers of second-person writing with a fourth-wall-breaker around...
Anonymous
#22981
1 year ago
Okay, these things are getting weird. XD
Anonymous
#22989
1 year ago
"Nopony. I can't stand societies where I'm forced to stick to ONLY ONE.
Anonymous
#22991
1 year ago
This is going to become a pattern around here, isn't it?
Anonymous
#22993
1 year ago
Well, there's no rule saying there can only be one of these per character.

I'd like to see more featuring Pinke or Dash, myself.
Anonymous
#23037
1 year ago
Oh Jesus, It's like choosing which food to eat for the rest of your life. I've narrowed it down to, er... Not Trixie or Rarity because they'd get annoying eventually. This is easily the hardest choice I've ever made. I'm awfully fond of Apple Jack and Dash, but Fluttershy is sooo adorable, and Twilight's just a great all-around friend...
mogu
#23039
1 year ago
As the guy who wrote 5 of these up till now, I know this is heavily poking fun at my stuff and I adore it. It's great. Now I feel like I'm gonna have to write some kind of closure story for this poor colt.

Almost makes me want there to be a poll as to "who it should be".
mogu
#23043
1 year ago
...Though, I still have yet to do a Twilight Sparkle one, and I really could rewrite the Rarity one since it's so short compared to the others, then see which is the "favorite". Not sayin' that after that I wouldn't write more, though, but this thing actually makes me feel sorry for that pony I've been putting in these, even though some of this trouble he's gotten in has nothing to do with me~
Anonymous
#23049
1 year ago
Luna or nothing
Anonymous
#23058
1 year ago
the punchline of this one is not that it gave you a hoof fetish

or even a pony fetish

it is that it will give you a waifu

we have gazed into the abyss, and it has thoroughly read us
Anonymous
#23059
1 year ago
Pinkie I... Choose nopony. I'm sorry.

*walks out the door*

The next time I see you or anypony in this town is when I can reconcile with my thoughts and myself. Until then, Goodbye.
Anonymous
#23063
1 year ago
Reminds me of a visual novel, except in this rare instance cheating doesn't necessarily lead to the bad ending.

Better choose carefully, guys. The bad ending(s) are probably coming up here.
Anonymous
#23088
1 year ago
(OP speaking) Thanks, Mogu! I love these things and hope you continue to write them. :) I just had the thought while I was reading the Dash fic, what if they were all simultaneously true?..

And man, I can't even imagine what a Derpy lime would be like.
"No, I mean, would you like me to rub your hooves?"
"MUFFIN!"
"Celestia H. Invictus, never mind."
Eco
#23090
1 year ago
....Invictus?

I have to know. Is that a Roman reference, or an Exalted reference?
khalse
#23091
1 year ago
DUN DUN
Anonymous
#23093
1 year ago
P.S. I'd pick Twilight. :)
Anonymous
#23097
1 year ago
^^^Roman, which is what Exalted was copying. Descendant started it.
Anonymous
#23105
1 year ago
Hahahah, dammit... Very well played, OP, brilliant! I feel kinda bad, now... but those are so goooood...
Anonymous
#23118
1 year ago
Oh god it's inside my skin now I want to write moooore.... >_<;
Anonymous
#23126
1 year ago
Bad endings? That implies there ARE endings. The only bad ending is to let life pass you by. *sage nod*

Oh yeah, and the one where Pinkie murders you and bakes you into cupcakes. Watch out for that one.
Anonymous
#23299
1 year ago
...At least she doesn't know about Rarity and Fluttershy (not mentioned, score!)...

But seriously, its not a bad decision if you commented on at least FIVE other pics like this Pinkie.

Besides, YOU were watching all this time? It was just spontaneous, those things we did were just friendly favors. You will always be my #1 (blatant lie), but I could never choose between any of you. If I had to then I'd choose none of you and take the consequences. So I can understand if we are no longer friends...
-Prime-
#23304
1 year ago
Didn't see this coming.
Anonymous
#23306
1 year ago
This is starting to become a role-play game with the anons and commentors. Its fun.
-Prime-
#23314
1 year ago
Pinkie has given an ultimatum, I'd go with Applejack personally....
Anonymous
#23322
1 year ago
Sounds more like somepony wants you all to herself (hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge). She sounds fine with letting you go off with another pony, yet somehow she doesn't actually seem to want you to. She will watch you continuously even though you're with another pony. A convenient lie to say she is just protecting her friends from harm.
Anonymous
#23369
1 year ago
Twilight twilight twilight
Anonymous
#23433
1 year ago
Pinkie's was my favourite out of the originals that were posted; I'd choose hre. She's just so cute.
Anonymous
#23638
1 year ago
But we never got a chance to be with Twilight yet. :(
Anonymous
#23790
1 year ago
^Yeah well, I didn't want to sit on this until then. :)
Anonymous
#24379
1 year ago
my little timelord. he can send me back in time to stop this from ever happening.
Anonymous
#25315
1 year ago
^ Maybe you just could've kept it in your pants from the start. :P
Anonymous
#25338
1 year ago
Clearly Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy. Those wings give SO many options...
Anonymous
#25438
1 year ago
Wings do have a lot of good foreplay opportunities... but I think I'd still go with Pinkie.
Anonymous
#26020
1 year ago
Durpy. I freakin choose Durpy.
Anonymous
#26574
1 year ago
@Anon 25
Ponies don't wear pants.
Oh anon 25, u so silly.
Anonymous
#28235
1 year ago
You really think these are supposed to be ponies?

Go back and re-read the Pinke one. >>4069

You've got THUMBS and hands in that one.
Anonymous
#30462
1 year ago
My choice? My one choice? Forever?

I'm gonna follow Bud Dwyer's lead on this one. This has gone on long enough.
Anonymous
#31962
1 year ago
lol @ Pinkie's "big but"

lol most heartily.

I'd take her, without a doubt.
TophatWaffle
#34322
1 year ago
Pinkie Pie of course!
TophatWaffle
#36397
1 year ago
And for you who wrote this! I dare you to try to make fanfic that he goes through everypony
Anonymous
#60714
1 year ago
^^^
Metal Whooves has his guy going through pretty much everyone.
Anonymous
#60718
1 year ago
^ Probably not the mane cast, though.
Anonymous
#206663
1 year ago
"FUCK I CANT DECIDE,THIS IS IMPOSIBLE"
*put gun to head and pulls the trigger* (BANG)
Anonymous
#242741
1 year ago
God. Hardest decision ever. I'd narrow it down to Fluttershy, Dashie, or Pinkie myself. I'd most likely pick Dashie though, she has more diversity than Fluttershy, while still staying grounded in reality so you don't accidentally knock over the fourth wall. It'd still be hard to make that my final answer though, because I love everypony.
Anonymous
#308479
1 year ago
"Of course I pick you, you silly filly!" you say with a chuckle.