
| HeinousActsZX #592838 9 months ago |
"Your insurance doesn't cover this." |
| NightJack #592852 9 months ago |
"I'm not a licensed medical care giver." |
| RAMMSTEIN45 #592872 9 months ago |
"You don't have cancer." |
| Wyrm #592904 9 months ago |
"Beheading is an approved medical treatment for strep throat." |
| Dirt #592909 9 months ago |
"Good news, it's only type 1." |
| Anonymous #592954 9 months ago |
"I certainly didn't interfere with you while you were under." |
| Scurvyjosh #593019 9 months ago |
"It's not lupus." |
| marioandsonic #593116 9 months ago |
"I don't put any of my patients down." |
| Sn1perandr3w #593261 9 months ago |
"None of my patients woke up without their skeleton while i ran causing me to lose my medical license" |
| CaptainChomp #593707 9 months ago |
"No sir, that scalpel was already inside the patient's body before we cut her open. I'm sure I would have noticed if it slipped out of my mouth and pierced her heart, and I certainly wouldn't have panicked and disemboweled her trying to get it out of there, no siree." |
| Nemns #594543 9 months ago |
"It IS lupus." |
| Anonymous #1068697 4 months ago |
"It's not terminal." |