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cromwell15
#79907
1 year ago
Hehe retro Aperture icon ^^
Anonymous
#79911
1 year ago
So I've been thinking,
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
Make life take the lemons back!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Get mad! Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE THE DAY it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!

Do you know who I am? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

WITH THE LEMONS!

I'm gonna have my Engineers invent a combustible lemon, that burns your house down!

Anyway, what I wanted to say was, if we can put music on a compact disc, why can't we do the same with a man's personality and intelligence? I've got the boys in the lab working on it now. Brain mapping, we should've been working on it twenty years ago.

And I'll say it now and I'll say it on tape you all hear it a hundred times a day, if I die before you can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place.

She'll say she can't, she's modest like that, but you make her! Put her in my computer for all I care!

...

Alright, testing's over. You can go back to your desks.
Anonymous
#79917
1 year ago
If life give you apples, make applejuice.
- Applejack before getting burned alive with combustible apples.
Anonymous
#79950
1 year ago
Aww, Caroline is pretty...
PynkyPy
#79952
1 year ago
They seem.....Familiar....
Anonymous
#79973
1 year ago
PONyDOS plz.
Anonymous
#79976
1 year ago
Achievement Unlocked: Portrait of a Pony
Anonymous
#79991
1 year ago
Sorry, bronies. She's married.

To SCIENCE.
Anonymous
#80168
1 year ago
Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why don't you invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the flank on the way out? BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED! YES YOU, DERPY! Box your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Carriage. Goodbye.
Anonymous
#80213
1 year ago
Cave Johnson: All right. We're working on a little teleportation experiment.
Now, this doesn't work with all skin types, so try to remember which skin is
yours, and if it doesn't teleport along with you, we'll do what we can to sew
you right back into it.
Tibberly
#80251
1 year ago
omigosh omigosh omigosh HOW IS CAROLINE SO CUUUUUTE *faint*
Anonymous
#80286
1 year ago
Shouldn't that old AS symbol be Cave's cutie mark and the modern one - Caroline's?
feather
#80348
1 year ago
I do think Caroline's cutey mark would be different, but otherwise a superb pic hehe
keiya
#82627
1 year ago
It's missing Aeschylus in the shadow... how could you omit possibly the most important part of the painting? >_>
CarnelianCrystal
#158894
1 year ago
..I honestly thought Caroline's hair was darker.
Aah well.

Fantastic either way.
<3