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Anonymous
#39704
1 year ago
America=Fixed
Anonymous
#39708
1 year ago
Better than Bush and Obama.
Anonymous
#39709
1 year ago
She's definitely a member of the Democratic Party. She's too nice to be a Republican.
Anonymous
#39711
1 year ago
Proud to be an A-mare-ican.
Anonymous
#39715
1 year ago
Aww a picture of First Lady Angel behind her.
Anonymous
#39716
1 year ago
^LOVE IT
sploich
#39725
1 year ago
Twilight: Secretary of State
Rainbow Dash: Secretary of Defense
Applejack: Secretary of Health and Human Services
Rarity: Secretary of Interior (she demanded it, thinking it was interior decorating)
Spike: Secretary of the Press
Pinkie Pie: Vice President
DoctorCan
#39730
1 year ago
d'aww. (Its a shame she isn't going to be much other than a figurehead for Vice President Dash...)
I've heard that whenever American's think someone terrible will be elected president, they say they will move to canada? I am a canadian and proud. But if this happens, i am going to want me a green card!
Anonymous
#39731
1 year ago
Somehow, I doubt she'd become this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4YbO_1mvA

(But it'd be fun to think about! ;D )
DoctorCan
#39734
1 year ago
^^ I think Rarity would be better in the treasury or the federal reserve.
newfound_fan
#39735
1 year ago
Anon 4: here is +2 internets, in congratulating you for your win.
but yes, she would be a liberal because she's a huge pussy, she changes her mind on every issue based on how every one else feels, she has absolutely no back bone, she can't even get her rabbits to eat, she has so much cowardice it's astounding she hasn't had cardiac arythmia, and she cries when things get tough. A real democrat as a leader for you. except for one thing i will grant her she doesn't blame others for her mistakes, which every ponylitical-party seems to do.
PowerWordStun
#39739
1 year ago
"Vote for me...if that's okay with you."
Anonymous
#39743
1 year ago
you mad newfound?
Anonymous
#39750
1 year ago
Shut up and take my votes! All of them!
newfound_fan
#39752
1 year ago
uhhhh there's a revolution in Egypt! we should act! oh... you don't think that's a good Idea... then I guess we shouldn't" -actual imaginary fluttershy/Obama quote that I just made up because it fit my previous comment.
Anonymous
#39754
1 year ago
Yeah he mad.
Anonymous
#39758
1 year ago
newfound's madder than a newfag on /b/. come to think of it, he prolly is a newfag, judging by his gay-ass name.
Anonymous
#39765
1 year ago
Why the fuck is newfound starting a political argument with no one?
DoctorCan
#39768
1 year ago
Um... Newfound fan, You are just pointing out the reasons why no sane population would elect someone as meek as fluttershy. (well outside of cutness mindcontrol.

But I counter with this: Imagine for a moment the Facist police state that Rainbow Dash would create, or the negligent laissez faire that pinkie pie would "govern". If you want a liberal target, Try the idealistic and heavy government interference that Twilight sparkle would bring as a leader.
Anonymous
#39786
1 year ago
President Fluttershy - change you can believe in, that is, if that's what you want. If you don't want to change that's ok too.
Anonymous
#39789
1 year ago
She wouldn't run Democrat or GOP. She would obviously be a member of the Green Party.
DoctorCan
#39795
1 year ago
^ and you are correct.
Anonymous
#39797
1 year ago
She's got my vote
Anonymous
#39804
1 year ago
For the love of fuck people its a pony president. Keep the political bickering to the talking heads on FOX.
DoctorCan
#39814
1 year ago
but where does she stand on the issues!
Anonymous
#39816
1 year ago
The world = fixed
Anonymous
#39817
1 year ago
Animal rights, pretty much her main thing.
Anonymous
#39824
1 year ago
anon3
True, but she's not dumb enough to be a Democrat either.
Anonymous
#39831
1 year ago
I take back my early statement. Keep bickering this could get interesting.
Anonymous
#39832
1 year ago
President Fluttershy? What's your strategy to improve our economy, deal with the immigrants, fix our crappy infrastructure, end the problems in the middle east, improve the health and education services and contain the rabbid monkeys?
Anonymous
#39833
1 year ago
^Stare at them.
DoctorCan
#39844
1 year ago
^ 4 Years later: All problems in Amareica have been solved. President fluttershy re-elected unanimously.
Anonymous
#39849
1 year ago
She can make all Dictators pee on their pants with the Stare!
Anonymous
#39853
1 year ago
I, for one, welcome our new Pony overlords.
DoctorCan
#39862
1 year ago
^ Someone went to pinkie's Sharing, Caring and re-education camp didn't they?
Anonymous
#39869
1 year ago
Fluttershy for 2012.
Anonymous
#39872
1 year ago
lol, buthurts are buthurting other buthurts so the buthurts can buthurt more, making the buthurts buthurt enaugh to buthurt the buthurt buthurters
Anonymous
#39893
1 year ago
Shy =/= no backbone. Fluttershy's proven that when the going gets tough she can hld her own and then some? Manticore? Dragon? That turn-you-into-a-statue thing?

I seem to recall that a ridiculously shy guy once became president: General Ulysses S. Grant.
Anonymous
#39921
1 year ago
After president Bush... president Tree. It's a step forward.
Anonymous
#39933
1 year ago
POLITICAL DEBATES OVER PONIES!? You people are pathetic.
Anonymous
#39990
1 year ago
"I think everyone should just be nicer to each other."

INSTANT ELECTORAL COLLEGE WIN
WORST_PONY_EVER
#39992
1 year ago
FOUR MORE YEARS
Anonymous
#40011
1 year ago
Mr. Gorponychev, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL... umm.. that is... if you don't mind...
Anonymous
#40014
1 year ago
The "turn-you-into-a-statue thing" was a cockatrice. on another topic, will this President be kidnapped by ninjas like so many before?
DoctorCan
#40023
1 year ago
^ and will rainbow dash be a bad enough dudette to save her?
Anonymous
#40102
1 year ago
This is all academic anyway. She's not eligible.

Birth CERTiFicT
Where FLUTTERSHY Whe
Anonymous
#40923
1 year ago
plan to fix budget: elect fluttershy. all other countries would just give us money.
Anonymous
#40942
1 year ago
ALL ISSUES FIXED:

Environment: #1 national priority. Entire military budget diverted to clean up the Earth.

War: Fluttershy politely asks the terrorists to leave us alone. This works on almost all on them. The others are vanquished by The Stare. World peace within a week.

Energy: All electricity now powered by friendship.

Jobs: Everyone with friends is now employed as a living power plant. Everyone without friends probably already has a job in computer programming.

But where's the birth certificate?: Fluttershy has no birth certificate. She's a My Little Pony, not a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Anonymous
#41203
1 year ago
^that's okay; I know this guy, and, he's reeeeally good with photoshop...
InvdrShadowPony
#41438
1 year ago
ALLRIGHT, WHO MADE FLUTTERSHY THE MAN?!?!?!?!?!?
DoctorCan
#41742
1 year ago
Whats all this talk about birth certificates? Equestria Annexed the USA after the great brony uprising of 2011...
Anonymous
#43454
1 year ago
^^Everyone who voted, and I mean EVERYONE who voted.
MyLittleJosieph
#43712
1 year ago
SIlly people-ponies-whathaveyou, all you have to do is look on the undersi...

**made in china**

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
MyLittleJosieph
#43713
1 year ago
Oh wait, that was a G3.5 model, ne'ermind!
Anonymous
#44177
1 year ago
♫Hail to the chief, who in triumph advances,
Honor'd and blest be the evergreen pine!
Long may the tree in her banner that glances,
Flourish the shelter and grace of our line.♫

...I was planning on messing with the lyrics as a joke, but in the end, all I ended up doing was changing "his" to "her." It turned out that over half the song is about a tree.
Thaluka
#46291
1 year ago
Fluttershy: President for Life
MyLittleJosieph
#71288
1 year ago
We Shall Love Her!
LunasServant02
#165191
1 year ago
she's got my vote.
Anonymous
#206267
1 year ago
Pro tip: if you unironically make political comments on a forum about ponies, you're too dumb to vote. If you use a pony forum as a soapbox to throw a tantrum about your own pet political issues, you're too dumb to live.
zer0-0ne
#439310
10 months ago
Friendship we can believe in!