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Anonymous
#31995
1 year ago
What?
Anonymous
#32001
1 year ago
Mother of god.
Anonymous
#32005
1 year ago
Luna has the best part! She should cheer up and enjoy the campfire!
Anonymous
#32006
1 year ago
This image is from before Equestria was founded. It's our world, you see, and Celestia and Luna were actually laboratory experiments conducted by humans to see if they could create an entirely new genome from scratch.

They succeeded beyond their wildest dreams, but their creations were far more powerful than they ever expected.
Anonymous
#32009
1 year ago
Celestia: I'd thought we'd have a nice time munching on some face meat.

Luna: Now why would you think that would be a goo- oh god one of 'em just touched me
Anonymous
#32010
1 year ago
^ meh. this new world has friendship and magic, it's all for the greater good.
Kriegs
#32014
1 year ago
"Well, I stab people and I eat hands... that's two things."
Anonymous
#32025
1 year ago
"Because we're friends, and friendship is to pals munching on a well cooked face together."
Anonymous
#32050
1 year ago
I haven't got much time. I pray this record of our experiment survives. A year ago we discovered the remains of the ancient alicorns of the past. There was sufficient genetic material to replicate the alicorns but Lauren Faust insisted on super-clones more powerful than any living Pony.

Finally our experiments proved successful. We produced living ponies! We called them Celestia and Luna. But the creatures' anger is out of control. With their psychic powers, they're destroying our laboratory.

We dreamed of creating the world's strongest ponies...and we succeeded...
Anonymous
#32055
1 year ago
Somepony's been watching 'Pokemon: The First Movie' recently...
Anonymous
#32061
1 year ago
^^Silly anon, Celestia isn't psychic. Why do you think she spends so much time righting letters and talking. Mewtwo almost never opens his mouth.
Yeah, I planned on ruining it.
Anonymous
#32075
1 year ago
I may've made the "alert" sign a more traditional "EXIT" sign, to make it clearer that it was in fact Earth all along.
Turin_Aramaia
#32132
1 year ago
Aaack! Could "Synthia" be a precursor to Celestia?
Anonymous
#32213
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: Just got the new batch of test DNA, CEL-714, will begin cloning procedure shortly.
Anonymous
#32215
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: CEL-714 gestating very well, we may just have a success this time.
Anonymous
#32236
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: CEL-714 has just been "birthed". Vetrenatians have confirmed that it is female and very healthy. Celebrations have already started.
Anonymous
#32240
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: Some of the other scientists have already named the subject "Celestia" due to it's test number. It is developing at normal healthy rate.
Anonymous
#32246
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: "Celestia" is now a year old, she is already learning how to use her wings to fly. she is developing at quite a steady rate.
Anonymous
#32261
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: "Celestia" has developed quite a strange attraction to light, particularly natural sunlight. Her horn has a strange reaction to the light. Further testing is required.
Anonymous
#32264
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: After further testing it appears that "Celestia's" horn has the ability to create and manipulate light. Blood samples have been taken to determine the gene or genes that allow this.
Anonymous
#32267
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: it has been a little over two years since "Celestia's" and the vetrenarians have confirmed that she is of adult age. Her general mood seems to be somewhat sad. Considering cloning a "sister" of sorts.
Anonymous
#32270
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: DNA sample LUN-4 finished, beginning cloning procedure.
Anonymous
#32271
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: LUN-4 has been successfully "birthed". "Celestia" is showing an immediate interest.
Anonymous
#32275
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: 2 years have gone by since "Luna's" birth. "Luna" has developed very well and is healthy. The two sisters have quite the bond with each other, just like two siblings.
Anonymous
#32277
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: "Luna's" horn has developed a similar ability like "Celestia's" except where "Celestia's" horn controls light "Luna's" horn controls darkness.
Anonymous
#32278
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: It has been 6 months since the last report. We had a small incident with the subjects, a few scientists are hurt but are in stable condition. It seems that the subjects horns are more powerful than just controlling light and dark. Further testing required.
Anonymous
#32282
1 year ago
Wheatly's log: I dont think I have much time. The subjects have escaped and are killing the scientists! I just hope I can make it out in timlkahnj
Anonymous
#32306
1 year ago
Woah. One unit whole Blood
Anonymous
#32317
1 year ago
Equestria is Earth, but in the future. Like Planet of the Apes with brightly colored ponies.
Anonymous
#32441
1 year ago
Well, there has to be some reason the ponies ended up with the weird tech they have. Pony-pulled trains?
Anonymous
#32494
1 year ago
All that science equipment found in twilight's basement.
Anonymous
#32495
1 year ago
Delta 1: All Right Squad, We are here to rescue, Doctor Wheatly.
D.2: isn't wheatly a scientist?
D.1: Remind me again how did you become a Spec Ops...

*Incoming Transmission*

HQ: Delta squad, Mission update, Instead of Eliminating the target and rescue Doctor Wheatly. You must destroy the cloning process or Destroy the power generator.
D.1: What about Wheatly?
HQ: his a optional, HQ Out.

*Incoming Voice Message*

Alpha 1: BRAVO AND CHARLIE IS DEAD!! Delta Squad! TELL HQ TO NUKE THIS FACILITY NOW!! DO YOU CO-- OH SHIT!!! *Gunfire and Laser Noises*
*-Sudden Lose of Communication-*
D.1: *Trying to Call Alpha and the Others squad* no... respond...
D.2: Sir, What now?
D.1: we have no choice but to get the hell out and call HQ to Bomb this place, Now Move Out Squad.

-2 Days Later-

Echo: This is Echo Squad, We Found Whestly reports and also found delta squad.
HQ: any survivor?
Echo: *Heavy Breathe* no sir, also we discovery a breeding nest here and I think they already left the facility sir...
HQ: Echo Squad... Return to HQ and get ready for the next mission. HQ out....

.......... ............... .............. .............. ........
Anonymous
#32514
1 year ago
hmm... something along the lines of Half-Life - Opposing Force combined with FiM?
Anonymous
#32552
1 year ago
i hope that hand is fully cooked. raw hands are just gross.
Anonymous
#32765
1 year ago
^ I see what you did there, Carl.
Opalescence
#32793
1 year ago
The Prancing Floor

Hasbro's shortlived joint venture with Horzine wielded quite unexpected results...
Anonymous
#32909
1 year ago
MY GOD! xD someone drew my idea!! hell yeah!
Anonymous
#32928
1 year ago
"Nope those weren't our masters... Those where something called "trolls." they're a sort of sick breed of human."
"is it okay to kill them like that?"
"absolutely! Do you know what they had ponies doing? What they had US doing *whispers*..."
"...thats.... That's just wrong!" *starts eating "hand-sandwhiches"
Anonymous
#34115
1 year ago
We need to make this an SCP....
Anonymous
#34695
1 year ago
Luna: Why do you think any of this is a good idea?

Celestia: I don't know, probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
Anonymous
#34846
1 year ago
They hurt her....
They took her innocence...
but they wouldn´t get Luna`s, not unless she stopped them....

She did....
People died...
Anonymous
#51020
1 year ago
^Ponies born...
lived happily ever after...
InvdrShadowPony
#51993
1 year ago
But isnt burnt hand tasty?
Urvy1A
#83521
1 year ago
What if one of our Astromen crashlanded in Equestria....
daddison35
#120989
1 year ago
I love ottanta, hes fucked up but i love him.
Ozymandias
#176775
1 year ago
The problem with the "genetic experiment gets free and kills all humans" origin story is that it depends on the characters killing their evil scientist creators...and then going on to kill billions of innocent people that had nothing to do with it.
Anonymous
#181149
1 year ago
Rise of the Planet of the Ponies.
Anonymous
#885454
6 months ago
"Masters? Luna, the Human's I just killed were taking Horses Prisoner with Terrifying machinery and Slaughtering Herds, sparring no Stallion, Mare or Foal. Don't worry, we're not going to actually Eat any of this Offal, it's just to show the rest of Humanity that we are serious and to make a point using Irony."

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Horse+slaughter+&oq=Horse+slaughter+&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=23740l23740l0l23959l1l1l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0
Anonymous
#1050595
4 months ago
Fuck yeah.
mylittlellama
#1050608
4 months ago
Hey, I wouldn't hold it against them, crispy human flesh is delicious
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