
| Zirro #178891 1 year ago |
I don't think I've ever heard of this guy. Should I have? |
| Anonymous #178936 1 year ago |
“I bought a apple fritter and they gave me a receipt for the apple fritter. I don't need a receipt for the apple fritter. I give you bits and you give me the apple fritter, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this." |
| Kriegs #178943 1 year ago |
Yes, he was amazing. |
| your_waifu #179004 1 year ago |
best comedian rip |
| Anonymous #179054 1 year ago |
To hell with purple ponies! Unless they're suffocating then help'em |
| Anonymous #179176 1 year ago |
Zirro, if you paid attention to cool things instead of things that sucked (i'm not going to get specific here), you would know better.
We need more images like this instead of all of that meme crap. |
| Captain_Carnation #179307 1 year ago |
I don't like to wave to ponies I don't know, because what if they don't have hooves? Then I'll just look cocky. "Look what I got! This thing is useful!" |
| WhiteSocks #179591 1 year ago |
If Mitch were here among us today, he'd be a brony, I'd think. He was a great comedian. |
| Takanuva #179596 1 year ago |
OH. MY. GOD.
Insta fav'd. R.I.P. Mitch. You were a funny man. |
| Anonymous #180627 1 year ago |
"Gimme the daffodil and daisy sandwich. Don't bother ringin' it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there. And they all want hay fries!" |
| friendhoof #180741 1 year ago |
ponies eat free at subway |
| Anonymous #180882 1 year ago |
When escalators stop working, they're not out of order; they just become stairs. |
| Takanuva #181148 1 year ago |
"My apartment has a My Little Pony infestation. It's the cutest infestation ever; way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the lights a bunch of ponies scatter, and I don't want 'em to, ya know? I'm like 'Hold on fellas. Lemme hold one of you and brush your mane.'" |
| Anonymous #1185834 3 months ago |
"I have a friend named Derpy. If you asked Derpy if I was weird, she probably say yes, but that's wrong, because she's weird. She has a family photo on her fireplace where everybody's looking slightly to the left. The camera's right over there, But apparently, something happened to the left that made everypony happy. Except Derpy's cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right the buck on." |