
| Anonymous #344876 11 months ago |
Pffft. This is just silly. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #344879 11 months ago |
I wanna play DDR with a ponybeat remix of Winter Wrap-up. |
| GreyAcumane #344890 11 months ago |
It can't be that hard, she's got twice as many feet as most DDR players. |
| fluffywuffy #344892 11 months ago |
you'd probably expect ponies to be better at DDR than humans.... I MEAN, THEY GOT MAGICS, AND WINGS, AND HOOFS AND STUFFS! |
| dragonSpike #344908 11 months ago |
"I NEED LUBRICANT" |
| Anonymous #344933 11 months ago |
She has 4 legs. This game shouldn't be that hard for her. |
| Anonymous #344943 11 months ago |
Wait, so Twilight has x-ray vision now? Neat. |
| zenzag #344986 11 months ago |
I know a certain company that might be banished to the moon. |
| Iamunicorn #344997 11 months ago |
It's hard enough playing DDR with two feet, let alone four. |
| Anonymous #345149 11 months ago |
keep doing these, they're great! |
| Trombe #345154 11 months ago |
↑ It's hard enough to play the game with four feet, let alone with LEGS OF NOODLES! |
| Turin_Aramaia #345376 11 months ago |
In my storyline there's a group that did a revision of the dance pad made for ponies. Each direction has two sets of steps, and the song steps are programmed to work with their body frames. |
| WhiteSocks #345627 11 months ago |
I'd imagine that, with pony-level technology, a DDR machine would resemble an old-time hand-cranked player piano. The music roll would be choses, loaded in, and both plink out the tunes and show the steps. A Rube Goldberg series of bellows under the dance pad would check for correct moves. Success or failure would be signaled with mechanical signs, lights, confetti cannons, and slide whistles. |
| Anonymous #345657 11 months ago |
@dragonSpike: There's no time for lubricant!
(Someone'll get it...) |
| Scumbag_Crowley #345955 11 months ago |
There is always time for lubricant, Anon! |
| Anonymous #346004 11 months ago |
^hehehe, i got it. |
| 19appledash #346044 11 months ago |
It seems like I always need lubricant... |
| CommandoDude #346051 11 months ago |
Clamp designed Princess Celestia! |
| Anonymous #347085 11 months ago |
@344943: Nope. That is just so WE know what is happening. All Twilight knows is that she can hear Celestia grunting and asking for lubricant. Nod nod wink wink.
She thinks the princess is having an orgy. |
| Anonymous #348832 11 months ago |
Not only does she need to stop struggling like a fool because she has one foot for each leg, but the author is doing it wrong.
The traditional DDR receptor setup is Left Down Up Right, this has the up and down arrow switched. Also, all four receptors are just gray, all the same color. The arrows aren't gray, however, they are vivid, color changing as they move up the screen. By the looks of it there's no background video, it's just a boring purple gradient. The notes have no specific division, it looks like the game spams them at you at random. The notefield should only take up ~40% of the screen while it takes up over half of it. More obviously there is no GUI but the notes themselves, there should be a lifebar, a score counter, a difficulty indicator and a flashing judgement in the middle of the notefield showing judgement and combo, only showing combo after four hits at judgement "Great" or higher. If the artist is reading from this, I hope he/she learns from it. He/she would be better off getting a screenshot and skewing it on the image. |
| Anonymous #350019 11 months ago |
^ I'm guessing you made that comment just to be an ass. |
| Silversoul666 #350135 11 months ago |
^ You have to forgive the guy. It is an impulse to rant about things one knows a lot.
Since he knows a lot about DDr, he felt the urge to show his knowledge. |
| Anonymous #354424 11 months ago |
Something tells me that Sleipnir would be a pro at DDR. |
| Anonymous #354945 11 months ago |
You need Deadwood Darlene's Prairie Lubricants. (one of the "sponsors" of the old Riders Radio Theatre.) |
| Anonymous #540196 9 months ago |
Hilarious! I laughed heartily. Also, it's pretty obvious what Twilight is thinking in the last panel. I love it. |