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Anonymous
#344876
11 months ago
Pffft. This is just silly.
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#344879
11 months ago
I wanna play DDR with a ponybeat remix of Winter Wrap-up.
GreyAcumane
#344890
11 months ago
It can't be that hard, she's got twice as many feet as most DDR players.
fluffywuffy
#344892
11 months ago
you'd probably expect ponies to be better at DDR than humans.... I MEAN, THEY GOT MAGICS, AND WINGS, AND HOOFS AND STUFFS!
dragonSpike
#344908
11 months ago
"I NEED LUBRICANT"
Anonymous
#344933
11 months ago
She has 4 legs. This game shouldn't be that hard for her.
Anonymous
#344943
11 months ago
Wait, so Twilight has x-ray vision now? Neat.
zenzag
#344986
11 months ago
I know a certain company that might be banished to the moon.
Iamunicorn
#344997
11 months ago
It's hard enough playing DDR with two feet, let alone four.
Anonymous
#345149
11 months ago
keep doing these, they're great!
Trombe
#345154
11 months ago
↑ It's hard enough to play the game with four feet, let alone with LEGS OF NOODLES!
Turin_Aramaia
#345376
11 months ago
In my storyline there's a group that did a revision of the dance pad made for ponies. Each direction has two sets of steps, and the song steps are programmed to work with their body frames.
WhiteSocks
#345627
11 months ago
I'd imagine that, with pony-level technology, a DDR machine would resemble an old-time hand-cranked player piano. The music roll would be choses, loaded in, and both plink out the tunes and show the steps. A Rube Goldberg series of bellows under the dance pad would check for correct moves. Success or failure would be signaled with mechanical signs, lights, confetti cannons, and slide whistles.
Anonymous
#345657
11 months ago
@dragonSpike: There's no time for lubricant!

(Someone'll get it...)
Scumbag_Crowley
#345955
11 months ago
There is always time for lubricant, Anon!
Anonymous
#346004
11 months ago
^hehehe, i got it.
19appledash
#346044
11 months ago
It seems like I always need lubricant...
CommandoDude
#346051
11 months ago
Clamp designed Princess Celestia!
Anonymous
#347085
11 months ago
@344943: Nope. That is just so WE know what is happening. All Twilight knows is that she can hear Celestia grunting and asking for lubricant. Nod nod wink wink.

She thinks the princess is having an orgy.
Anonymous
#348832
11 months ago
Not only does she need to stop struggling like a fool because she has one foot for each leg, but the author is doing it wrong.

The traditional DDR receptor setup is Left Down Up Right, this has the up and down arrow switched. Also, all four receptors are just gray, all the same color. The arrows aren't gray, however, they are vivid, color changing as they move up the screen. By the looks of it there's no background video, it's just a boring purple gradient. The notes have no specific division, it looks like the game spams them at you at random. The notefield should only take up ~40% of the screen while it takes up over half of it. More obviously there is no GUI but the notes themselves, there should be a lifebar, a score counter, a difficulty indicator and a flashing judgement in the middle of the notefield showing judgement and combo, only showing combo after four hits at judgement "Great" or higher.

If the artist is reading from this, I hope he/she learns from it. He/she would be better off getting a screenshot and skewing it on the image.
Anonymous
#350019
11 months ago
^ I'm guessing you made that comment just to be an ass.
Silversoul666
#350135
11 months ago
^ You have to forgive the guy. It is an impulse to rant about things one knows a lot.
Since he knows a lot about DDr, he felt the urge to show his knowledge.
Anonymous
#354424
11 months ago
Something tells me that Sleipnir would be a pro at DDR.
Anonymous
#354945
11 months ago
You need Deadwood Darlene's Prairie Lubricants. (one of the "sponsors" of the old Riders Radio Theatre.)
Anonymous
#540196
9 months ago
Hilarious! I laughed heartily. Also, it's pretty obvious what Twilight is thinking in the last panel. I love it.