| Zincy #439861 10 months ago |
Use magic! Or seek intensive therapy, either is good. |
| Anonymous #439864 10 months ago |
Be really fat, become a colt, and have a 7-some with the mane cast. |
| ThePowerofANON #439865 10 months ago |
Oh golly, not only is the troll stupid, he doesn't know squat about sex! There ain't no "7-some", kiddo. |
| Anonymous #439870 10 months ago |
Yes there is, its when you have sex with 6 other people. |
| Anonymous #439871 10 months ago |
Having shmex with 6 ponies and you = 7-some |
| ThePowerofANON #439873 10 months ago |
^ Then isn't that called an orgy? |
| Anonymous #439875 10 months ago |
SHUT UP FAGET ITS A 7-SOME |
| gashunk #439877 10 months ago |
Hmmm...Fap? |
| StalkerZHS #439878 10 months ago |
become un-fat, become a colt, and then love nopony else but twilight for the rest of eternity |
| Homfrog #439879 10 months ago |
not use comic sans? |
| ThePowerofANON #439882 10 months ago |
@875: Unless you spellcheck your crap, I say there is no 7-some. |
| MetalHooves #439885 10 months ago |
masturbate and cry, perhaps in that order, perhaps at the same time.
or do what i did and turn it into a writing career. |
| Anonymous #439892 10 months ago |
Impotently troll ponibooru for days on end. |
| ThePowerofANON #439893 10 months ago |
But if I happened to become fat, I wouldn't be a colt, nor have a "7-some" with the mane six. I would spare them some dignity by not seeing me. |
| Anonymous #439896 10 months ago |
You know if you put your mind to it, you could have sex tons of ponies
for really real |
| NightJack #439912 10 months ago |
If it's over 5 then it's orgy. |
| Jackarunda #439913 10 months ago |
You get your ass outside and work off that fat, that's what you do. |
| ZePassionateOne #439914 10 months ago |
^Uhhh...thanks, but no thanks? |
| NightJack #439916 10 months ago |
^ I have a few odd friend, that the only reason I know that |
| NightJack #439920 10 months ago |
*^^^ |
| Jiranis #439921 10 months ago |
To this socalled "troll":
Come back when you can make a REAL troll image such as those Luna/Guard pics or some of that Nyx stuff. Then again, you cant draw, so its pointless to try and make such a suggestion to you. |
| ZePassionateOne #439923 10 months ago |
Oh, and my response was for #896 |
| Sonlir #439939 10 months ago |
This guy should raid furrychan instead. |
| JamesCorck #439940 10 months ago |
I banish the OP to the Moon. FOR-EVEEEEEER!!! |
| Sonlir #439942 10 months ago |
Wait... a one man raid... what was i thinking!? |
| Jackarunda #439949 10 months ago |
Wait, I take that back. It's perfectly acceptable to go find a treadmill or bike at a gym or something if where you live it's 118 degrees farenheit outside. There's a difference between straining yourself and giving yourself heat stroke.
But if you don't live in the desert in summer then get your ass outside and work that fat off. |
| Erroneous #439978 10 months ago |
Make a make a noose.
Hang said noose on the ceiling Get a stool and stand on it. ??? Profit! |
| Anonymous #440005 10 months ago |
Retrieve arms from stomach rolls. |
| Anonymous #440006 10 months ago |
^What he said. |
| Anonymous #440055 10 months ago |
Shoot the hostage. |
| Anonymous #440065 10 months ago |
@OP: Shut up and enjoy the damned show. |
| Anonymous #440211 10 months ago |
But I *am* fat.
I shrug and fap over Vinyl. |
| ColgateUnicorn #440254 10 months ago |
>Retrieve hooves from safe |
| Anonymous #440284 10 months ago |
hmm... yiff in hell or over in the deepest part of 4chan. |
| Anonymous #440293 10 months ago |
Write a terrible self-insert fanfic about it. Then cry. |
| marioandsonic #440983 10 months ago |
@StalkerZHS
I like the way you think! |
| Anonymous #441023 10 months ago |
Look, we're all pretty much insane (and we prove it by coming here and engaging in earnest discussion about talking magic pastel-and-neon-colored ponies), so the obvious point is to not expect us to give you a rational answer.
Tough luck, kid. Figure it out on your own. Write when you get and keep a job. |
| Jackie #441182 10 months ago |
wat. |
| Jarntazecht #443401 10 months ago |
Not just fat, but REALLY fat, eh? Well that sure would suck but seeing as how I wouldn't be able to live like that I'd have to prioritize getting back to something manageable. For now I'll just be normal fat. |
| Anonymous #444008 10 months ago |
read all the comments and luagh at all the fatasses here coming with an idea.
cause im not fat. |
| Anonymous #444205 10 months ago |
I would stop asking stupid questions ;-P |