
| Shjips #169601 1 year ago |
It's important that he's instructed on these things. |
| Bongo #169605 1 year ago |
I am trying to think with a dirty mind, but why do I find this so adorable? Maybe it's the drawing style or what, but Big Mac teaching Snails the Birds n the Bees is too cute! |
| dragonSpike #169608 1 year ago |
@Bongo wtf is the birds and the bees anyways? I've never heard that story.
Yes, I know what sex is and how it all works, just never heard the story behind the metaphors. |
| Anonymous #169616 1 year ago |
The Dispenser erects here! |
| Bongo #169617 1 year ago |
@ dragonSpike
I don't know why it's called that for some reason. Its one of those things that you know but don't know why it's called that. Hard to explain... |
| Anonymous #169623 1 year ago |
@dragonSpike When a bird and a bee love each other very much, the bird poops on a flower and the bee sticks his stinger in it. This makes honey, which a man puts in his pee and a woman drinks it. Then she has a baby.
The end. |
| Shjips #169626 1 year ago |
Obviously Snails is going to need practice. Someone should call Fluttershy. |
| dragonSpike #169631 1 year ago |
@623 Wow I highly doubt that's 'the story'. |
| Anonymous #169633 1 year ago |
Oh no, dragonSpike, it is. It is. |
| MetalHooves #169642 1 year ago |
Snails knows where to put it, thanks to all those 18th birthday parties. |
| Limbus #169653 1 year ago |
Birds and bees reference nature. Sex is natural. |
| Anonymous #169672 1 year ago |
I wish Big Mac would teach me about sex. |
| Cog #169673 1 year ago |
this is sorta sweet in a twisted way. not the whole watching horse porn thing, but the surogate father thing... |
| Turin_Aramaia #169714 1 year ago |
Oh, come on, this is obviously a response pic to the old "cock goes where?" meme. |
| Sound_Mind #170265 1 year ago |
@ Anon2: And that's how Equestria was made! |
| Anonymous #170317 1 year ago |
Would it have been equally hilarious had it been a farming magazine about chickens? |
| Anonymous #170565 1 year ago |
^No.... that would have been a bit creepy.... specially since snails doesn't work in a far. |
| Anonymous #172132 1 year ago |
This is so educational |
| Anonymous #172254 1 year ago |
i remember that same line being delivered to me by my friend when we were 6 while viewing a playboy. |
| FrankFronk #174745 1 year ago |
Inb4Snailswhatisthatthingbetweenyourlegsohmygod |