
| Gittonsxv #538072 9 months ago |
got those off Bad Dragon? must be a huge orgy storm coming |
| Anonymous #538080 9 months ago |
Wait, so are they made FOR dragons, made BY dragons, or made OUT OF dragons? |
| StreakTheFox #538090 9 months ago |
@080
It can be any combination of those 3, all are available for order |
| DeeperMadness #538106 9 months ago |
I'm imagining her leaning her flank on the side of the box. It's a big box. |
| SenatorSufficient #538111 9 months ago |
They really dropped the ball on that inconspicuous packaging. |
| Epicplatypus #538112 9 months ago |
WHY DOES SHE NEED SO MANY! |
| DeeperMadness #538119 9 months ago |
^Think of it as two, then look at the box size again. |
| Epicplatypus #538145 9 months ago |
WHY DOES SHE NEED 2 HUMONGOUS DRAGON COCKS! |
| Epicplatypus #538154 9 months ago |
theres no way those would fit!
... sure would by fun to see her try though.... |
| Anonymous #538172 9 months ago |
Imagine that you're looking at the smaller side of the box.
It actually stretches like 4-5 yards on the z-axis. |
| DeeperMadness #538196 9 months ago |
^That's what I was thinking in my first comment. =P |
| dragonSpike #538234 9 months ago |
Alternatively imagine there IS a dragon in there.
If that's a whole dragon in there then obviously the 'part' wouldn't be too big. |
| Velcro #538249 9 months ago |
Perhaps they weren't meant for immediate use: Perhaps she's reselling them, possibly to dragons. You know, get a few extra bits for the farm.
...either that or she's planning to make Spike feel unmanly with them. (Or perhaps it's educational?) |
| hahuji #538269 9 months ago |
"I didn't order nothing."
Double negative. Is Applejack telling the truth or is the box empty and just for the show? |
| Anonymous #538291 9 months ago |
She plans on using it as a strapon to rape Spike. |
| Anonymous #538476 9 months ago |
Applejack trotted to an open, but hidden, field on Sweet Apple Acres with Spike and two bags on her. Swinging Spike off of her once she reached the center of the field, Applejack kissed the young dragon before whispering to him in his ear... "Now listen here Spike, y'all one of the most dependable males I've ever met. And I like that in a colt."
Spike looked with confusion. He liked Applejack too... He loved her, in fact, ever since the day Rarity turned him down, but the situation still worried him. "But Applejack, I'm.. I'm a dragon, not a colt!" Applejack returned Spike's confusion with another lustful kiss and a smile. "Oh, y'all think I'd care about that? Doesn't matter what's on the outside. It's the inside that counts." Spike began to cry. "But I'm a dragon, and I'll outlive you!" "Heh," Applejack grinned as she opened one of her bags and pulled out a bottle of lotion. "Not for long sugarcube, not for long." Spike stared at the bottle of lotion. It read: 'Dragon Aging Cream'. His eyes immediately fell to the label below the name, however. 'WARNING: MUST BE APPLIED ANALLY'. "Ya' see Spike," Applejack continued as she opened the other bag, "here in Ponyville, there is always a way to overcome problems. Especially when the best unicorn around is a hopeless romantic. I'll have ta remembah ta thank Twi when this is over with." Spike's face became a battle ground for joy, arousedness, fear, love, and despair. "But... But what if it things turn out bad... And it turns out I grew up to quickly, and if I wanted to stay young longer?" Applejack kissed him on the forehead before taking a strapon dragon dildo out of the box. "Friendship of Magic, Spike. Twi thought of that, and this here aging lotion will just send your spirit to an alternative world for a second where you'll be matured mentally. After that, ya'll have the body and mind of a grown dragon, and I reckon it's likely I might even outlive you by a few years then." "But, but I don't want to be an elderly dragon!" Spike protested, "retirement homes smell awful!" Applejack smiled seductively at her lover. "Oh hush. It's one thing to be focused on working hard, but it's another thing to be focused on all the things that could go wrong. Besides," Applejack let out before giving Spike another kiss on the lips, "don't ya trust me and Twi?" "I..." Spike got on all four legs. "I do! I want to be with you Applejack, I wouldn't want to live life without, no matter what it costs!" Spike bent over and raised his butt into the air. "Aw, how sweet. I feel the same about ya, Spike," Applejack said as placed the strapon on and lubricated it with the dragon aging lotion. Walking over to the dragon, Applejack slapped his scaly behind. "Ya know, I always preferred touching scales to hair. Just the feel of it." Spreading Spike's buttcheeks apart, Applejack looked at Spike's anus. "Reckon I could fit ten apples in there," complemented Applejack before shoving the dildo straight into it. Spike screamed in pain. "Now hush, sugarcube," Applejack commanded as she grabbed his tail. "This gal knows what she's doin'." Applejack began to rhythmically push the strapon back and forth, ignoring Spike's pained vocals. Within a minute, Spike grew silent and began to grow in size. Applejack quickly pulled out and placed Spike on his back before resuming to hammer the dragon's anus with the dragon strapon. Applejack never stopped for an hour until Spike was a fully grown dragon. She was happy the dildo was lightweight, and was growing in size along with the dragon it was being used on while keeping that light weight. Now Applejack was on Spike's tail in the position she used to buck apple trees. But instead of bucking apple trees, she was bucking a giant dildo in and out of a giant dragon. She stopped however, as Spike finally said something. "I'm back Applejack." Detaching the strapon from her, Applejack jumped on to Spike's front and smiled at her now giant lover. "Glad y'all here, Spike. How did things go?" Applejack asked as she began to rub Spike's humongous erect cock that was dripping with pre-cum. "Oh, we still fell in love... Had foals together... Never loved another soul... Waited every single day after you died to be with you again..." Spike said as he moaned with every rub Applejack gave with both her hooves. "Good ta hear..." Applejack said as she suddenly bucked Spike's cock with both of her legs. Rather than hurting him, however, the sensation was so pleasurable that Spike's cock released a tidal wave of cum which Applejack used to move herself to the head of her love. When she got there, Spike laid his head on his chest. Jumping on his nose, Applejack looked at him straight in the eyes. "Now that that's all taken care of... I think I need to lay down some rules on you since we're gonna be together," Applejack said. Spike looked at her with love. "First, the Apple Clan is a matriarch family, an' that means I'm in charge! Second, you're gonna have to pull more than a hundred times your own weight here on Sweet Apple Acres. Third, whenever you're working, I expect you to address me as ma'am, always. Fourth, I'm gonna brand that flank of yours with an apple. Fifth," Applejack turned around and kissed Spike on his nose, allowing his eyes to see her lovely flank, "I expect you to pleasure me. Now, are you gonna get to work, or do I need to teach you the Apple Clan's way of handling lazy workers?" "No, ma'am," Spike said as he and Applejack resumed their lovemaking. |
| Anonymous #538531 9 months ago |
True to her instinct, Applejack did outlive Spike for a decent amount of years.
But not before the two had fifteen children, over a hundred grandchildren, and over five-hundred great-grand children. Applejack managed to become the Queen of Agriculture of in Equestria, and eventually overthrew the princesses by replacing the sun and moon with giant, self-raising-and-lowering apples. Spike always stood by her side, and became a type of mascot for the Apple Dynasty. Rainbow Dash was arrested for statutory rape and foal abuse, and was shanked to death by a diamond dog in prison. Scootaloo wrote an awarding winning book on recovering from Rainbow Dash's constant abuse. Fluttershy married Big Mac and the two pushed for animal caring, eventually leading to an environmental utopia called Outer Hooven. Rarity punched the former-prince Blueblood, and then found the true colt of her dreams, Tom Dan, who had become a pony. Twilight, Celestia, and Luna worked governmental jobs for the Apple Dynasty. Twilight eventually married Caramel, and the now mortal former-princesses found solace in their deaths in perfect euphoria, knowing that Equestria had evolved from the need of them. And Pinkie Pie? ... ... TO BE CONTINUED IN: PONY GEASS: DISCORD OF THE REBELLION. |
| Anonymous #538581 9 months ago |
why boner |
| Anonymous #538909 9 months ago |
^^^ hawt |
| Kanashi1kage #538928 9 months ago |
Anon. I'm saving your shit.
Too good to just be in a lowly comment section. |
| Anonymous #538938 9 months ago |
^Thank you.
I'm not sure why I wrote it. |
| Anonymous #539108 9 months ago |
what did I just read? |
| Anonymous #540817 9 months ago |
why.jpg |