
| Anonymous #365512 11 months ago |
http://spongebob.nick.com/games/spongebob-squarepants-boat-o-cross.html |
| ROTHY #365522 11 months ago |
Funny, I just played this today.
Although playing is too stong a word. What happened was chaos. |
| cyberblade507 #365562 11 months ago |
Oh, the controls seems simple enough, I don't know what all the fuss is abo- GAAAAAAH!!!!! WHYYYYYYY?!?! |
| Anonymous #365565 11 months ago |
Oh... Sweet... Lord... THAT'S PURE EVIL RIGHT THERE, TWI! |
| Dark_Horst #365590 11 months ago |
anonymous, your link's derp |
| Anonymous #365602 11 months ago |
Alternate link: http://spongebob.nick-asia.com/en/games/boat_o_cross.html |
| Dark_Horst #365609 11 months ago |
the FUCK dude? whoever programmed that must have an insatiable hate for children |
| pervotron2000 #365630 11 months ago |
Oh my God. I can usually beat "Fuck Oregon, Let's Find El Dorado" but this Spongebob nightmare sodomized me and made me eat the santorum. I lost twice by accelerating too fast at the start! I think if Twi had a gun to my head and made me "play" this, I'd take my chances with the gun. |
| pervotron2000 #365633 11 months ago |
Also, the first link being US only (I think) now seems like an act of kindness. |
| DrSurgeonGuy #365644 11 months ago |
This is worse than QWOP! |
| Anonymous #365665 11 months ago |
i can actually beat QWOP but this? this is MADNESS |
| Anonymous #365689 11 months ago |
The best part? Apparently there's a sequel... |
| mysterypony #365702 11 months ago |
This game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGfWrJR5Ck& |
| Blockhead134 #365723 11 months ago |
that was waaay easier than QWOP |
| Blockhead134 #365726 11 months ago |
i beat both on the first try |
| Turin_Aramaia #365729 11 months ago |
Oh, Lordy, as soon as I saw the thing visibly land with a physics model... I knew I was in for some torture. |
| Dark_Horst #365749 11 months ago |
that's no physics model, that's the mass effect car on crack |
| Shred_Hexstring #365770 11 months ago |
goddamn no wonder he never gets his boating license! |
| Xuncu #365934 11 months ago |
Oh, god, it's QUOP all over again..... |
| Anonymous #365970 11 months ago |
This is meant for children, but if they'd play, I see them either A) Crying every time they lost B) Smashing their computer(most likely their parent's computer) C) Both |
| CherryCheerilee #366048 11 months ago |
THIS GAME IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!! |
| Anonymous #366094 11 months ago |
Wow, it took me like 10 minutes to get to the first checkpoint and then i died twice right away and had to start over. |
| Anonymous #366146 11 months ago |
That mother fucking rock!(2nd one) |
| Anonymous #366182 11 months ago |
Wow. This game is the best. |
| Shawa666 #366447 11 months ago |
IMPOSSIBRU! |
| Anonymous #366971 11 months ago |
Found a better alternate link (full-size screen): http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/games/spongebob-boat-o-cross-game |
| Jarntazecht #368509 11 months ago |
Isn't it supposed to be a joke since Spongebob is incredibly bad at driving? |
| Anonymous #368849 11 months ago |
I did a front flip going uphill! What? |