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Hoppip
#149608
1 year ago
why is picture so small
StreakTheFox
#149614
1 year ago
too small
Anonymous
#149675
1 year ago
Here's the text:

OP: Parker! I need morals! I need morals of each MLP FIM episode!

First response: Celestia IS

Second response:

1) OH NOES NIGHTMARE MOON (this is a terrible moral)
2) TASTER THE RAINBOWMOTHERFUCKER (this is a great moral)
3) When someone gives you a present, DEMAND MORE.
4) Overworking yourself gets you totally high.
5) Ponies before hoes.
6) Heckling shows is awesome.
7) Always try to psyche out anyone attempting to break a world record. That makes you cool.
8) Dude. Lesbian pillow fights.
9) Negroes are magical.
10) Never underestimate the power of polka.
11) If you're no good at any real work, go into management.
12) If you don't have a tattoo on your ass by the time you're 10, you're doing it wrong.
13) Ponies don't care how badly you cheat, ever.
14) Always pack warmly when moving into exile.
15) It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.
16) If the solar system is entirely contained within low earth orbit, watch where you do your tag routine.
Anonymous
#149703
1 year ago
Oh god, I hope there's no typos in that...
VinylScratch
#149729
1 year ago
I thought it was "drag routine"
Anonymous
#149765
1 year ago
^ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, I knew I messed up!

And on the second-last word, too...
Anonymous
#240704
1 year ago
These morals doesn't make sense.