
| Anonymous #77166 1 year ago |
Trixie= good morning Applejack!
Applejack=...huh? where.. I'm I..... Trixie= At my fun room. Applejack= Huh!? What? Twi! Where are you!? Trixie= she is here with me...... now now no more kisses Twilight. Mommy is Busy. Twilight= I did what you say.... I miss you Trixie. One more kiss please... Trixie= NO! behave yourself go to my chambers! Twilight= sniff..sniff Trixie= there there I'm sorry, be a good girl and do what I say. Twilight= Okay, I love Trixie! Trixie= Know where was I, oh yeah how are you Applejack. Applejack= thats not twilight she is ..... retarded. Trixie= oh she is twilight is that I just made her useful. Applejack= WHAT THE HELL YOU DID DO HER YOU *^%#$ WHEN I GET FREE I BUCK SO HARD TO THE MOON!!! (SLAP!!) Trixie= Quite that's how you talk to your trainer. Applejack= ouch... Trainer? Trixie= Oh I'm getting you ready for my Client. Applejack= Client? Trixie= Oh yeah let me Explain, you see what I did to twilight I'll do the same to you and your friends, then I'll train you to be useful for client. I have a higher bidder for you, in fact you might know them. there are the Carrot gang you know the group of ponies that envy the apple family. They told me they want that nice flank of yours whatever that means. But first I want to have my fun with you, so how many whips does it take to make a Applejack Cry. |
| dragonSpike #77170 1 year ago |
^Applejack's too strong. She'd buck Trixie to the moon for a thousand years. |
| CranialHeartache #77179 1 year ago |
"That's not Twilight she is ..... retarded."
That is the best line and so fucking OC I bust a cap from guffawing. |
| CranialHeartache #77181 1 year ago |
OOC* Excuse me. |
| Anonymous #77197 1 year ago |
This series has potential. It just needs a massive overhaul for the dialogue. |
| Rayo #77205 1 year ago |
^ agreed I not a good writer. But that was fast that ended up here. Oh Yeah Working on Rainbow Dash as we speak heheheheheh. |
| Anonymous #77220 1 year ago |
Aaand just like that one of the most endearing, strong-willed characters on the show is reduced to a blank-slate bimbo for some freaky sexual fetish. Somebody link me to Cupcakes; I need to read something that won't creep me out. |
| Anonymous #77222 1 year ago |
Rayo, I find your fetish interesting and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. |
| StreakTheFox #77223 1 year ago |
@Anon1
Trixie= good morning, Applejack! Applejack=...huh? where in tarnation... I'm I..... Trixie= You're at my fun room. Applejack= Huh!? What? Twi! Where are you!? Trixie= she's right here with me...... now now, no more kisses Twilight. Mommy is Busy. Twilight= I did what you asked.... I miss you, Trixie. Please, one more kiss... Trixie= NO! behave yourself, and go to my chambers! Twilight= sniff..sniff Trixie= there there I'm sorry, now be a good girl and do what I say. Twilight= Okay, I love you Great and Powerful Trixie! Trixie= Now where was I, oh yes! How are you Applejack. Applejack= that ain't twilight... she ain't bein herself! Trixie= oh she is twilight, I just made her useful. Applejack= *Growling* What in tarnation did you do to her you *^%#$!? By my stars when ah get free imma buck ya'll straight to the moon!!! (SLAP!!) Trixie= Quiet! That's not how you talk to your trainer. Applejack= ouch... Trainer? Trixie= Oh, I'm getting you ready for my Client. Applejack= Client...? Trixie= Oh yes, let me Explain. you see what I did to twilight? I'll do the same to you and your friends, then I'll train you all to be useful for my clients. I have a high bidder for you, in fact you might know them. They are the Carrot gang, you know, the group of ponies that envy the apple family. They told me they want that nice flank of yours - whatever that means. But first I want to have my fun with you... so, how many whips does it take to make an Applejack cry? Fixed it for you. |
| Rayo #77226 1 year ago |
^thank you |
| Anonymous #77271 1 year ago |
How much for the Princess Luna to be delivered to me in a crate, appropriately... tamed? |
| Rayo #77283 1 year ago |
100,000 bits |
| StreakTheFox #77290 1 year ago |
Maybe I should do the writing for you, lol. |
| Anonymous #77292 1 year ago |
...Okay, this is becoming unsettling. And absurd, given that Ponyville DOES have a Carrot family, namely Carrot Top and her relatives... and they're neighbors of Applejack (check the background in the opening, their barn can easily be seen).
Also, "delivering Princess Luna"? Really? A freakin' GODDESS? I wonder what would detonate first, if the collar or Trixie's head... after all, we all know WHAT Luna's anger looks like. And SHE is not exactly known to be nice or merciful. |
| Rayo #77298 1 year ago |
so 100,000 bits for luna |
| Rayo #77299 1 year ago |
StreakTheFox agreed |
| bitbrony #77318 1 year ago |
100,000 bits? Cheap at twice that price. Done.
Send the invoice to lolz@LegionOfLunaZealots.eq |
| feather #77324 1 year ago |
equestria has it's own domain suffix? |
| Anonymous #77355 1 year ago |
Yeah, but Paypal doesn't do bits, so you have to go through Ponypal, and the conversion rate kinda sucks. |
| Anonymous #77596 1 year ago |
Goddess? No. Princess and powerful mage, yes. Remember, Equestria houses magic strong enough to roflstomp her, no biggie.
Actually, once you have all the Elements, abducting Luna should be easy. |
| Anonymous #77643 1 year ago |
Arrrgh I'm conflicted! This is series is very intriguing and all, but there is one very serious problem with this series: Twilight is PRINCESS CELESTIA'S STUDENT! If Twilight goes missing, that means no letters. No letters means a worried Celestia, and a worried Celestia means a moon-banished Trixie when she finds out what is going on. NOt to mention what Spike is probably doing to find her! |
| Anonymous #77657 1 year ago |
I like a bit of bimbofication (although I prefer boys going through it), but in this fandom it just seems fragging creepy. Especially when the whole purpose of the show is to give girls some actual strong, flawed, clever female characters to look up to. |
| Anonymous #77764 1 year ago |
This is just.. disgusting, just disgusting. |
| Rayo #78093 1 year ago |
^Problem? |
| Anonymous #78131 1 year ago |
^
You know, just saying "Problem?" like you're some kind of godtroll wannabe doesn't change the fact that you made a poorly drawn cartoon of a pony getting raped. Look at your life; look at your choices. |
| Anonymous #78167 1 year ago |
^What anon said. |
| Rayo #78172 1 year ago |
Problem? |