
| Obscure #116246 1 year ago |
Already done in a more soul destroying fashion >>9671 |
| Anonymous #116248 1 year ago |
this image is affecting me more than it should be. i need to see a doctor! |
| MassiveSelection #116255 1 year ago |
i made this a looooooong ass time a go |
| Anonymous #116269 1 year ago |
she's worth far more than that price |
| Anonymous #116274 1 year ago |
I prefer the original. |
| Anonymous #116282 1 year ago |
equestria is full of fillies who can earn their next meal by lifting their skirts. it is the ones who can keep you in thrall with more than their snatches the command the houses and the gowns to go with them. and for that they must first love themselves |
| MassiveSelection #116299 1 year ago |
^^original? |
| Zane-K #116315 1 year ago |
:C |
| Anonymous #116335 1 year ago |
SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY!!! |
| WhiteSocks #116343 1 year ago |
Compared to >>9671, this is more like prostiCUTEtion. |
| DoctorDreidal #116400 1 year ago |
*facepalms to the max* |
| StreakTheFox #116404 1 year ago |
^
Badum-tsss |
| Dark_Horst #116406 1 year ago |
@obscure: maybe, but this one looks possible |
| spydak #116514 1 year ago |
Wait, 20 bits for 30 minutes, and 50 bits for 60 minutes? That's not a very good deal. Can't I just spend 40 bits on two rounds of 30 mins? |
| Skipta #116544 1 year ago |
@WhiteSocks: ..When I say that out loud it sounds like "Prosecution". :(
@Anon2: We don't know the exchange rate! She could be a very pricey gal! |
| Anonymous #116577 1 year ago |
^OBJECTION!
And, um... is it extra for brushie brushie?... |
| Anonymous #116698 1 year ago |
How much for the whole night? |
| sandstormzach #116794 1 year ago |
"sif"? |
| PynkyPy #116802 1 year ago |
This is very sad. |
| Anonymous #117367 1 year ago |
How much for just a hug? |
| Anonymous #117377 1 year ago |
Oh no, Fluttershy's body is sacred |
| Anonymous #118331 1 year ago |
Someone lend me fifty bits. |
| Anonymous #118428 1 year ago |
Paying for it would just cheapen the experience; and Fluttershy is better than that.
If you want to cuddle with her, whether literally or as a euphemism, ASK HER OUT! |
| Anonymous #118853 1 year ago |
$20 / 30 minutes = $0.67 per minute
$50 / 60 minutes = $0.83 per minute Fucking economics bro, how do they work? That reminds me of when I was selling donuts for a dollar with my friends, but we changed it half-way through to the sale "Buy two doughnuts for the price of three," and some people didn't even notice. Anyway, I can get roughly 42,000 minutes of cuddles with the cheaper price, WOOT! This is also 700 hours, or over 29 days straight of Fluttershy cuddles. A month is only ~$28,000, so selling my house for $500,000 would earn me ~518 days of cuddles... |
| Anonymous #120445 1 year ago |
Damn it fluttershy, it's called a bulk rate, that's not how it works. |
| Anonymous #126730 1 year ago |
How bout I pay you 1,000(pony monies?) a day to keep you |
| Anonymous #258004 1 year ago |
How much for forever? |
| Anonymous #1185025 3 months ago |
Maybe it costs more per minute for the hour, because she gets too tired, or something, and prefers shorter rounds so she can take a break every half hour? |