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PynkyPy
#92451
1 year ago
Here's a little update from the dude who did the original.
Obscure
#92459
1 year ago
I didn't know how much I was anticipating this.
Thaluka
#92461
1 year ago
I think that would be painful.
Anonymous
#92463
1 year ago
That´s not how you make music D:
Skipta
#92466
1 year ago
Wait, what? *Notices her rubbing the bow against her genitals*
MyLittleJosieph
#92468
1 year ago
Hmm, I kinda preferred her original expression of annoyance and disinterest.
Spitfire
#92469
1 year ago
^ Not necessarily. If she's just teasing herself with the bow's string, it cloud be just the opposite.

I wonder who's mane she got the string from?
Anonymous
#92478
1 year ago
this is what she does when she runs out of rasin.
Albatross
#92486
1 year ago
Bowstring+Genitals= Horrendous abrasions
KamiKaze
#92492
1 year ago
noooooooooooooooo
Spitfire
#92505
1 year ago
^^True. Especially if powerful passionate thrusts upward. But she could just be about to squeeze her thighs and crotch against it tightly, many girls including myself are able to get a lot of pleasure from that.

(Apparently there is some woman who can play the violin with her vagina...)
PynkyPy
#92508
1 year ago
^ She's right, it feels great! :)
Obscure
#92511
1 year ago
And now you know!
PynkyPy
#92516
1 year ago
^ And knowing is half the battle!
Anonymous
#92526
1 year ago
i'd love to be that bow
Skipta
#92546
1 year ago
What the hell is going on in here, gals? Are you violinists/cellists who've been doing this in practice? 6_9
emeriin
#92551
1 year ago
^ You've gotta use what you've got. ;)
Kokopure
#92554
1 year ago
... damnit, I am -not- buying a violin just to validate this...
Obscure
#92556
1 year ago
This fandom has succeeded in being highly educational.
Spitfire
#92573
1 year ago
Not myself, but a friend of mine is. I've borrowed it a couple of times without asking to make sweet music.
Anonymous
#92587
1 year ago
Damnit, women get all the interesting ways to clop >.>
Skipta
#92595
1 year ago
@ Spitfire: Haha, weird-cool. Hope you didn't mess things up for the poor gal. Also, yay for reminding me of Sweet Music. I think this is absolutely adorable. *Links* :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiC16-ctND4
Anonymous
#92601
1 year ago
One time, in band camp...
Anonymous
#92609
1 year ago
Fun discussions in ponibooru
Anonymous
#92638
1 year ago
Women shouldn't clop. It's not natural.
PynkyPy
#92645
1 year ago
^ Thats right! We shlik'up!
emeriin
#92653
1 year ago
^^ Is somepony pissed off that he's single?
Anonymous
#92657
1 year ago
O_o mfw so many girls suddenly want to talk about playing with yourself on poniboru
PynkyPy
#92658
1 year ago
^ You guys started it!
emeriin
#92661
1 year ago
Exactly. You guys do it all the time, we're evening things out. :P
AdrianBrony
#92664
1 year ago
I feel boring now. all I can do is basically rub it in like 3 different ways and MAYBE play with my prostate if I feel up to it.

you girls are lucky. you can do a crapload more than we can.
AdrianBrony
#92666
1 year ago
... crap I didn't mean to post that under my username...
Skipta
#92671
1 year ago
The picture started it! Simply observing what's right in front of us!

Also now considering it being done to the Devil's Trill (by Tartini, but in my mind played by Vanessa Mae). Dunno if it'd feel great with that fast paced rhythm or if it'd be unpleasant but it's certainly nice to my ears in any case! :D
Skipta
#92673
1 year ago
^^ Haha. No worries, brony. I doubt anyone here actually minds. :)
SpecialAnon
#92681
1 year ago
Fun fact, the bowstrings are made of Horse hair
PynkyPy
#92692
1 year ago
^ No duh, now I know why you are "Special" Anon.
Anonymous
#92697
1 year ago
^^ I thought it was catgut?
Anonymous
#92702
1 year ago
So wait, are we comparing techniques or what?
Anonymous
#92704
1 year ago
I thought they where made from cat guts....

Also, confound these ponies, they drive me to question my sexuality.
MetalHooves
#92715
1 year ago
*looking at image and reading comments*

THIS IS THE BEST DAY ON PONIBOORU EVER.
Skipta
#92725
1 year ago
^ Protip: Stop trying to define it at all and such questions will never bother you again. It's very nice and uncomplicated to just like what you like. :)
Anonymous
#92733
1 year ago
Single greatest picture EVAR!!
Anonymous
#92737
1 year ago
there were rumors in the old days that violin STRINGS were cat gut, but those were spread by the luthiers themselves so as to discourage new competition.
Spitfire
#92754
1 year ago
What she doesn't know won't hurt her..might make it sound better when it's used.
Devil's Trill...oh god. With the right precision it would be...damn
Anonymous
#92762
1 year ago
Pfft. Shower head. That is all.
maneonite
#92803
1 year ago
I consider any day that I learn something a good day. And I've learned multiple things today.
Anonymous
#92804
1 year ago
I saw the picture I was like, >.>, then the comments, I was like XD

I love this community most of the time! :D
Skipta
#92820
1 year ago
Haha, got a mental image there, Spitfire? Sure sounded like it. I wouldn't have a clue what the "right precision" would be as I'm sure I'd be absolutely dreadful with the violin and it's ilk. Only know basic flute (from when I was a kid), guitar and enjoy singing. Can't do much to yourself with your own song. :)

You mentioned you "borrow it without her knowledge".. so you don't play a related instrument yourself and it just goes missing now and then and turns up later? I wonder how aware she might be of the Sweet Music in some sense. ;>_>
Justanotherperson
#92825
1 year ago
This image needs tentacles... and you know what ones I mean.

Dr Octavia shouldn't have to put up with this shit!
PynkyPy
#92827
1 year ago
^ I still rely on trusty fingers.
Spitfire
#92836
1 year ago
^^^^ I prefer to finish things up with the shower.
Get on all fours, or press self against cold wall to get erect nipples, then have a stream go over the clit, going hot to cold.
If you put the jet pulsate your asshole while you finger yourself, and then stroke your clit, explode!
Anonymous
#92839
1 year ago
i need an adult
PynkyPy
#92846
1 year ago
^ WE ARE ADULTS!
Anonymous
#92847
1 year ago
This is a weird topic, what we're talking about...

I'm okay with this.
Spitfire
#92851
1 year ago
I can rock on the guitar a bit, but the viola family is my favorite. And yeah, a physical image rather ;d

Also, let's say it's more like I borrowed it with her knowing...just not knowing for what purpose.
She might be doing naughty things to my guitar..
Justanotherperson
#92858
1 year ago
So was this a particular request?

Cause I request someone edit this into Dr Octavia
Anonymous
#92865
1 year ago
^^

I'm pretty sure you don't mean playing music
Skipta
#92868
1 year ago
I think it'd be hilarious if Spitfire's musician friend was a browser at Ponibooru and stumbled across this. :3

What do you mean with "jet pulsate your ass while [stuff], explode!"? That invokes some weird imagery. o_o
PynkyPy
#92870
1 year ago
@Spitfire I do that sometimes in the shower. I especially love the sensation of the shower messaging my butt. Feel's like someone is behind me, caressing me, and at any moment he/she will make their move and start messaging my clit and lips. Though usually the hot, flowing water the rolls down my but and between my legs remedies that problem. :P
Spitfire
#92874
1 year ago
^ You burst into a million pieces all over the bathroom
PynkyPy
#92875
1 year ago
^ Sorry for the typos.
Skipta
#92876
1 year ago
Ah, okay. That makes more sense with the borrowing-stuff. INB4 Deathklok "this guitar is dildoes". ;P
Skipta
#92877
1 year ago
Ah, okay. That makes more sense with the borrowing-stuff. INB4 Dethklok "this guitar is dildoes". ;P
Anonymous
#92885
1 year ago
you guys are so funny xD
Skipta
#92894
1 year ago
Okay, apparently you can't stop a message for a slight spelling [in]correction even if it's like a millisecond after "Post Comment". Was that "burst into a million pieces all over the bathroom" directed at my comment? Because that confuses me more. :U

Definitely agreed that shower-intimacy is sexyness. :)
Spitfire
#92896
1 year ago
@PynkyPy
Exactllly, someone knows where it's at. Hotness!
The only real way to start one's day.
PynkyPy
#92897
1 year ago
I'm wondering how many guys have just fired canons because of Spitfire and I.
Anonymous
#92900
1 year ago
Guys can get shower fun too! Pulse setting + bowstring = magic.
Spitfire
#92901
1 year ago
Skipta, the "explode" meant to come, heh. And yeah, that was a joke. Sorry for confusion. c:
Obscure
#92906
1 year ago
About an hour ago... didn't think it would keep going...
Skipta
#92907
1 year ago
^^ No worries here, Pynky. I think it's sexier in the proverbial "bottom" role when it comes to shower stuff. :P
PynkyPy
#92911
1 year ago
^ So to say, you had an "Obscure" guess?
Skipta
#92914
1 year ago
Excellent to hear, Spitfire. Because my mind was going to unpleasant places. >_> Might just be my lack of "showerhead" use and Swedishness so isn't quite sure what using "jet" meant in the context. :)
PynkyPy
#92915
1 year ago
Hey, for now on guys and gals, maybe it'll be best to use @ signs for directing comments rather than ^ v. Causes less confusion.
Anonymous
#92918
1 year ago
Oh internet... You make me remember why I don't question my sexuality.
Anonymous
#92919
1 year ago
Do not really want.
PynkyPy
#92923
1 year ago
^^ You don't want a Bi girl like me smothering you in bed? ^_-
Anonymous
#92930
1 year ago
I think I have a shower-on-girl fetish now.
Anonymous
#92935
1 year ago
^^ Nothing like that, I'm just 100% sure I'm straight now is all.
PynkyPy
#92942
1 year ago
I need to go for a little while... My urges are starting to hurt.
Spitfire
#92945
1 year ago
Same here. I'm due for an intense cleaning.
Skipta
#92947
1 year ago
Hah. Have fun, Pynky. Bed time here. Toodle-loo~ :)
Anonymous
#92948
1 year ago
Why?

...

Why not?
StreakTheFox
#92961
1 year ago
....*clop*
Anonymous
#92979
1 year ago
I'll be in my bunk...
PowerWordStun
#93050
1 year ago
I can clop to this.
Also, these comments are very informative. If only Twilight Sparkle could read them...
Anonymous
#93131
1 year ago
There is a point in every conversation and this has clearly passed it....
Obscure
#93143
1 year ago
Yes, fav it and move along.
MetalHooves
#93215
1 year ago
Jesus Christ, the comments are worth more than the picture. Watch yer backs, boys, the ladies have found out how to manipulate and destroy us all.

Much to my dismay, I'm doubly vulnerable as a switch hitter. XD
SpecialAnon
#93292
1 year ago
^Its too late to stop them. Once it starts...it goes on FOREVER!
Anonymous
#93310
1 year ago
I need to redo my internet mentality. I have never been forced to consider females on the same Internets before.
Confound this fandom, it drives me to gender equality.
Anonymous
#93359
1 year ago
Hey...gender equality more than doubles the options available to everyone.

I have no idea if I meant that sexually or not.
Cobalt
#93389
1 year ago
^ Can it be both?
Anonymous
#93415
1 year ago
Contextually, yes. In fact, it is, indeed, both.

I still have no idea how I meant it when I wrote it though.
Anonymous
#93483
1 year ago
This picture taught me a lot about you all
Anonymous
#93527
1 year ago
None of this can be as weird as sex with plants.
AdrianBrony
#93596
1 year ago
metalhooves: you'd think that if womens demands become too much you could just give women a break for a bit... that IS what you meant by switch hitter, right?
AdrianBrony
#93600
1 year ago
also, these comments make me kind of wish I had a vagina.
PynkyPy
#93604
1 year ago
^ Heh
AdrianBrony
#93614
1 year ago
bah, I always kind of felt that way just because I was always curious about the difference from having more differentiated erogenous zones. still don't have any interest in them when connected to someone else.
Anonymous
#93643
1 year ago
I think everyone has wondered about what it would be like from the other sex's perspective, at least once. Maybe not in sexual sense (though that would be an interesting bet), but on the general curiosity sense that makes us wonder about the unknown.
PynkyPy
#93652
1 year ago
From my perspective, men are sensually handicapped. Only usable pleasure points are the prostate and penis.
AdrianBrony
#93670
1 year ago
I just have trouble comprehending the magnitude of sensitivity as well. I mean, women get a nub that is about ten times as sensitive as any other part of the human body by nerve ending density, parts that are all in one place in men are spread out and cause different effects and end results (What I wouldn't give to see what it's like to play around with my own anterior fornix.) and in general have a more varied setup.

heck, even hormonally the difference is more than my comprehension.
AdrianBrony
#93676
1 year ago
@PynkyPy: well kind of. there are SOME other options, and the penis does have SOME points of interest, but not nearly as much as women. oh, and the nerve cluster in the perenium is much more intense for guys than girls... but that hardly makes up for it all.

Really this is all coming from someone who studied college level human sexuality and got his "talk" from medical textbooks borrowed form the library.
PynkyPy
#93680
1 year ago
^ Every part of a womans body is sensual. Rub the right way, you can send us to the edge. Men don't seem to have that.
AdrianBrony
#93692
1 year ago
and the prostate barely counts to begin with. it causes an orgasmless ejaculation on its own usually. it's kind of like oxygen to a flame, in the sense that when added to a fire it makes it blaze wildly and intensely, but without anything to sustain the flame, it does nothing.

though when you REALLY want ot get into things, the rectum is by nature very sensitive and given the right mood, it works as an erogenous zone anyway. not really enough to cause orgasm but...
AdrianBrony
#93695
1 year ago
pynkypy: you think men don't like sensual caressing just as much? they usually THINK they don't but trust me, when it comes to sensual zones like that, men are more similar to women than you seem to think.
PynkyPy
#93701
1 year ago
^ I know, I have knowledge on Biology. Might not be extensive, but it's more than the average Joe knows.
PynkyPy
#93704
1 year ago
Well I'm going to bed good night!
AdrianBrony
#93712
1 year ago
either way, my point is I still think you're right and that we got cheated compared to you... and we don't even get scott free from the monthly cycle as well. men have their hormonal cycles that can drive then nuts as well... of course not as bad as women but come on, we didn't even get a full tradeoff.

basically think of it as you trying to clop and everything seems normal but it takes way too long to finish up and it isn't even that great in the process. that's what it's like when out body goes into a mass sperm replenishing... it doesnt' wanna give them up that easily.
RHF
#93736
1 year ago
Confound these ponies.
Anonymous
#93752
1 year ago
@PynkyPy - Ah...men do, but it requires some "priming..." or, properly speaking, more priming. To be blunt, beyond the primary erogenous zones, which do include nipples and lips on both genders (so give'em some love!), there are secondary erogenous zones, which include...just about everything else, with a few exception (the lining of the nasal passage is only thing I remember from my class on this) (no idea how they tested that).

The secondaries are available only after a critical mass of "this is sexy" occurs in the brain (its a mix of three(~ish) hormones that spike under certain condition, sexuality ordinarily spiking all three, and damn if I can remember how to spell any of them).

Women seem to have a predisposition to be able generate that critical mass through mental stimulus alone, while men seem to have more difficulty. Both sexes have an easier time getting there with physical stimulation.

Why women are more likely to have an easier time is so up for debate that bring the subject up at a conference may result in bloodshed.
Anonymous
#93777
1 year ago
Gods that was pendactic. My internal monitors must be asleep. I'll go join them. good night.
MetalHooves
#93779
1 year ago
@AdrianBrony: Yep. There's nothing quite like a woman's touch, but I can honestly admit I have made my whole face go numb with pleasure working my back door. XD I mean, being with a woman is more erotic for me, per se, but it's always FELT better with guys. Guess that means I'm more of a hedonist than a bisexual, eh?

Also, this image needs to be marked explicit purely for the comments. XD
Zane-K
#93802
1 year ago
Tag win.
"Why.jpg"
"Why_not"
Anonymous
#93809
1 year ago
^this.

It's meaningful(?!) when the most honest discussion of human sexuality this week occurred on an image board devoted to MLP:FiM.
Anonymous
#93810
1 year ago
Zane-K ninja'd me. again.

I need to learn to type faster.
AdrianBrony
#93812
1 year ago
@MetalHooves I thought you told us that you didn't know much on the subject when you were writing the macintosh fic...

unless you have been doing some "research" recently.
Isshiki_Kotonashi
#93813
1 year ago
This thread... epic.
Anonymous
#93818
1 year ago
Is it possible to get this entry "sticky"'d? That came out badly. Like permanently kept and protected from future deletion? Immortal'd?
AdrianBrony
#93822
1 year ago
Also, I move to speculate that twilight would likely be the most knowledgeable on the subject if she is ANYTHING like me: don't know about something, research it in a professional manner.

She could probably describe exactly what happens down to a hormonal level and is ready to apply this information when needed.
Anonymous
#93830
1 year ago
Dude...Talent 13: Hormone scan...She can tell you exactly what's going through your head right now...
Isshiki_Kotonashi
#93835
1 year ago
Somebody log this discussion
AdrianBrony
#93838
1 year ago
^ screencapped. I'll periodically update it and if the image goes down I'll post the screencap
AdrianBrony
#93844
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/DkOsH.jpg
there. a screencap of the whole page if you want it.

I'll fav the image and check for major developments in the discussion, recapping if necessary.
Anonymous
#93850
1 year ago
Pulling to Word here.
AdrianBrony
#93854
1 year ago
also, I love how the post went from extremely suggestive image, to a bunch of clop feul, to an interesting exchange between two girls that provides insight into what it's like to have female genitalia, to an in depth and intelligent discussion on human sexuality.

If only things like this could happen more often.
Anonymous
#93860
1 year ago
Amen
Southern_Hospitality
#93865
1 year ago
*looks at picture* "teehee"
*looks at comments* @~@ this is why I love this fandom.

Yes, men have plenty of options for self-service, but quite a few require a level of familiarity and a sense of adventure with their own body that lots of men have trouble obtaining or simply don't want.

I blame circumcision. "Let's lop off a useful and important portion of your pleasure system, exposing another, more sensitive bit to constant rubbing to blunt your pleasure resopnse even further!"
AdrianBrony
#93879
1 year ago
yeah, I know what you mean... still jealous of women though...
Anonymous
#94265
1 year ago
If I hadn't drawn that bow there, none of this would have happened D:
Skipta
#94278
1 year ago
^ Hehe. Indeed. Cause and effect. Good thing all preceding causes guaranteed that you did~ Determinism ftw. :D
emeriin
#94292
1 year ago
Going back to another topic for a second, I can't understand the term "there are no girls on the internet". Where else would we be?
Skipta
#94299
1 year ago
^ Yeah, Emeriin, it's a weird saying. Probably because a lot of the places where it's said aren't places a lot of girls frequent (being mostly male interests), so the order of magnitude is so off that most real females there aren't taking seriously / perceived as attention horse.

When checking up on DeviantArt accounts of artists I enjoy within Bronydom I've gotten the feeling that a majority are female, so I guess that wouldn't be much of an issue in My Little Pony circuits! Totally weird for so many girls to be into a manly show for men.
Skipta
#94300
1 year ago
*taken seriously
Anonymous
#94339
1 year ago
я бы вдул
Skipta
#94349
1 year ago
^ You'd "blow in"?
Anonymous
#94350
1 year ago
:D mfw I saw that girls are here and they're sluts
Tibberly
#94353
1 year ago
I think that also some girls are less likely to ADVERTISE their status as girls in an area they percieve as 'mostly guys'. I try not to hide the fact that I'm a girl, but sometimes I do feel a little uncomfortable about it and just let people assume I'm one of the guys.
Anonymous
#94354
1 year ago
I have a theory as to why the "No girls on the internet" thing has become so widespread.

I believe it's because the anonymity given on the internet allows for men to pretend to be women and if we're fair, there are far more men than women on the internet.
Spitfire
#94375
1 year ago
I'm not a slut...I'm just sexually active.
PynkyPy
#94379
1 year ago
^ Same with me Spitfire. But I do believe in open relationships. Where more than two people can be involved with each other at a given time. I don't necessarily mean that in a sexual way.
PynkyPy
#94381
1 year ago
^ Like I have 2 BF, both know of each each other but are accepting. I love each equally and they love me equally back.
Spitfire
#94388
1 year ago
Ooh...nice. Here I am with only one boyfriend and a lesbian best friend with benefits. c;
I guess putting your boys together for a threesome is out of the question?
PynkyPy
#94390
1 year ago
Nah, we talked about it. Maybe sometime soon. One of my BF's live nearby. The other is in Oregon. I know him personally, used to live nearby too, but he had to move.
Spitfire
#94396
1 year ago
Aww, that's too bad. All the more reason for when you meet up again to have a hell of a good time.
(Not necessarily sex)
PynkyPy
#94402
1 year ago
Oh, we will Spitfire. My last statement above kinda made it sound like I'm a teen. Well, I'm not. I'm actually 20 years old. The Boyfriend that moved wanted to be in a wilderness area. (He loves adventure and hiking)
MetalHooves
#94406
1 year ago
Jesus, this truly is my home. I love you all.

And AdrianBrony, I don't have a lot of experience with other people, but I myself have had a bit of practice. >.>;
Anonymous
#94407
1 year ago
Well, this is one heck of a conversation to be present for. I feel like a bit of a prude, I'm happy with just one man xD
Anonymous
#94408
1 year ago
Mneh. All I want is a woman I can snuggle with and watch some ponies.
Spitfire
#94411
1 year ago
You've got one up on me- I'm still 19. Doesn't stop me from going to clubs and drinking though.
The wilderness is fun- I love biking real fast through the woods.
And honestly imo, the best place to get naughty is in the tall grass and wind.
Anonymous
#94412
1 year ago
*reads comments*
Me: foreveralone.jpg
Anonymous
#94420
1 year ago
I don't know Spitfire, tall grass/wind is nice, but there is something to be said about naughtyness in front of a nice roaring fire or in a nice hot shower.
Skipta
#94426
1 year ago
^^ Might be the only thing that could make the woods worthwhile. As I said: I'm Swedish, so we've got forests out the ass. Hurray for sterile city-dwellings (by our standards, at least) free of bugs! :3

^ *Snuggles*
Skipta
#94428
1 year ago
+^ on both.
PynkyPy
#94429
1 year ago
^^ You're very interesting Spitfire! And I love that. Right now, you have NO CLUE at how much I just want to smother you and make out with you.
Spitfire
#94430
1 year ago
True, true. In front of the hearth and in the shower are also some of my favorites. Mmm. But there's something about a breezy summer day under a willow tree, or on the beach with the waves lapping your feet that just the thought of it turns me on...
Spitfire
#94435
1 year ago
I hear Sweden is beautiful! Haha.
You too Pynky, feeling is mutual ;p
PynkyPy
#94436
1 year ago
@anon I personally love the sensation of the wind blowing on my body, the heat of the sun, yet the beautiful light of the full moon. A creek's edge with tricking water. A HUGE turn of for me in settings for a romantic or even a stress releasing mood.
Anonymous
#94445
1 year ago
Ladies. I believe I would require both of you. At the same time. In the middle of a crop of wheat on a ridiculously hot summers day.
Anonymous
#94447
1 year ago
whyyoudothistome.jpg
Spitfire
#94450
1 year ago
That can be arranged.
Anonymous
#94451
1 year ago
Pynky, you in?
PynkyPy
#94452
1 year ago
I'm up for it! But we need to become good friends first anon. :)
NathanExplosion
#94455
1 year ago
Alright. I've made an account, just for you two.
PynkyPy
#94458
1 year ago
But too bad, I don't sex text people online. It's a safety precaution
NathanExplosion
#94461
1 year ago
That's a damn shame. I'll have to look forward to talking to you normally instead.
NathanExplosion
#94463
1 year ago
^-- As in, talking to you in a non-dirty or suggestive way.
emeriin
#94464
1 year ago
Would you like me to join in too, or is this just a two girls, one guy thing? :p
PynkyPy
#94467
1 year ago
I actually WANT to partake, but I'm not sure about Nathan
NathanExplosion
#94468
1 year ago
More women are always welcome as long as they're of legal age. I'm sure I can keep up.
PynkyPy
#94472
1 year ago
@ Nathan That sounds like the voice of a rather ungrateful prude of a dude. Just wanting sex with as many girls at one time as you can. Not caring for the bonding that happens during it. >:(
NathanExplosion
#94473
1 year ago
I didn't realise that's what you're looking for. Sorry Pynky. Sorry Emeriin, I'm afraid this means I have to turn you down.
gT
#94478
1 year ago
what happened here, what did you all do
NathanExplosion
#94479
1 year ago
If anything had happened, I'd be too much of a gentleman to divulge gT ;)
Spitfire
#94482
1 year ago
As Pynky said, the bonding is as important as the intimacy to us fillies.
NathanExplosion
#94483
1 year ago
Well, I've already PM'd Pynky to apologise. I guess I should to you as well Spitfire. I was under the impression that this was just a bit of banter to amuse the onlookers, rather than some sort of analysis of my character. :/
Spitfire
#94484
1 year ago
Nah, it's cool brony. Anyone would get excited at bowstrings!
NathanExplosion
#94486
1 year ago
Cool. Hug? I can be tender if that's what you want.
emeriin
#94488
1 year ago
No worries from me too. I like flirting and I'm kinda lonely when my girlfriend's away, but anything more feels like cheating.
Spitfire
#94489
1 year ago
Sure, just don't mess up the hair c;
NathanExplosion
#94490
1 year ago
I guess you can have a hug too then, if you're lonely. Anypony else want in on this?
PynkyPy
#94500
1 year ago
Sorry, Nathan, sorry girls, I was getting a little too serious about this. I know we are just having fun here right?

I call dibs on his head!
PynkyPy
#94502
1 year ago
^ I mean the one on top of is body -^_^-
NathanExplosion
#94503
1 year ago
This is going to be so metal.
PynkyPy
#94509
1 year ago
Oh hey! >>14016
Spitfire
#94511
1 year ago
>on top of his body
Ahahaaha!
PynkyPy
#94513
1 year ago
Fine, I get the lower half of his body, and you get the top.
emeriin
#94519
1 year ago
Do I get insides? I'm not the psychotic pink pony here.
PynkyPy
#94520
1 year ago
Something I'm working on...

MetalHooves are you a girl?

Also, how about you Emeriin?

Trying to do a nice pic.
NathanExplosion
#94522
1 year ago
*watching them argue between themselves*
PynkyPy
#94524
1 year ago
@Emeriin

*Bangs head on table*

We're talking about a Reverse Gangbang.
emeriin
#94527
1 year ago
Still applicable, trust me. :p And yes, I've got boobs.
Spitfire
#94530
1 year ago
Top halfs fine with me. If top half can be friends with my bottom half, that is.
NathanExplosion
#94532
1 year ago
Yeah, I'd rather my insides stay on my inside. You girls feel free to compete with eachother as to who gets where though.
PynkyPy
#94533
1 year ago
XD of course!
NathanExplosion
#94534
1 year ago
Top half will be friends with your bottom half. What did you have in mind?
Anonymous
#94541
1 year ago
...Well then, I missed out on an epic discussion.
PynkyPy
#94546
1 year ago
Before we start, I would just like to point out the irony that we can post sex texts and such, but not sexual pictures. XD
Wonder if we'll be banned for it?

Since I have your bottom half, I was thinking of doing a short hand job, moving to a blow job, then end it with mounting you and riding you like the pony you are!
Spitfire
#94548
1 year ago
Depends. Can you handle three on you at once? Maybe I ought to sit on your strong shoulders facing at you so every base is covered.
PynkyPy
#94554
1 year ago
@Spitfire

How are we going to fit Emeriin on him? we'll take up his whole body!

Unless Nathan wants to finger her or allow her to mess with one our bodies if she's up to it.
NathanExplosion
#94555
1 year ago
If theres any chance of being banned, maybe we should move to PM.

and I'm sure I can take the three of you... Although Pynky has my attention the most at the moment.
NathanExplosion
#94559
1 year ago
Emeriin can do what she wants, if she wants a hand (pun intended) she just has to ask.
Spitfire
#94564
1 year ago
Hmm..if you cover his lower, and I sit on his face reverse-cowgirl style, he could maybe have his hands free to fondle her if she sat on his chest and she could also have a little fun with me if wanted.

I've also got a few fun toys if that would make it more a party.
PynkyPy
#94565
1 year ago
What happened to Spitfire and Emeriin?
PynkyPy
#94567
1 year ago
^ Nevermind...
PynkyPy
#94572
1 year ago
@Spitfire That should work.
Anonymous
#94575
1 year ago
Just when I were thinking about getting a violin or a cello. Then I read these comments...
NathanExplosion
#94579
1 year ago
*muffled, hands on Spitfire's hips*
This. Is. Awesome.
emeriin
#94581
1 year ago
I got a three way rampant rabbit I could use. It goes to every erogenous zone you can find down there. XD
Spitfire
#94583
1 year ago
Anon, this should just make you want one more.

Ah--hh!
Anonymous
#94586
1 year ago
^ I'm a guy.
emeriin
#94588
1 year ago
You still have a hole you can use darlin'.
NathanExplosion
#94592
1 year ago
*Muffled again*
I think she meant you should just want a violin or cello more, bro.
Spitfire
#94595
1 year ago
Does it go really fast? That's how I like em!
Just don't let Fluttershy know, she might get the wrong idea of what we're doing with "rabbits"
PynkyPy
#94597
1 year ago
Letme get started on him. He can't wait any longer.
emeriin
#94603
1 year ago
The only thing wrong with it is that it is quite loud. And if you haven't had any for a while, the 8x5ness of it can be hard to get in.
NathanExplosion
#94609
1 year ago
I bet there are so many anons watching this magic in motion.
Anonymous
#94610
1 year ago
whywhatisthisthreadissoamazingbutwhy?

Hey, can somepony educate me about how that 3 hormones are mixed in brain? I want to know, but the topic of discussion has moved in another direction.
Anonymous
#94612
1 year ago
Hmm... My neighbors wouldn't appreciate loud instruments.
PynkyPy
#94613
1 year ago
*I'm moving my hands up and down the shaft, even messaging the tip.*

Sometimes ask and you shall recieve.
Anonymous
#94614
1 year ago
oh lol, i like where this thread is going
Spitfire
#94615
1 year ago
Mmm..true. I'm more of a clitteaser so that I stay tight, thus when actually doing it, it's better for both. but still...sounds awesome! Mmm :3
Caramel
#94619
1 year ago
^ Whoa whoa whoa, spitfire. I dont wanna hear about you and soarin buckin in the hay.
NathanExplosion
#94620
1 year ago
*Reaches up, gives Spitfire a cheeky grope*
Spitfire
#94622
1 year ago
Oooch! Yessss!..

(Speaking of Soarin'...)
emeriin
#94624
1 year ago
@Spitfire That's what's so awesome about it. The shaft vibrates, one set of ears goes to your clit and the other set goes to your ass. It's an experienced toy. :D
PynkyPy
#94626
1 year ago
Too late Caramel..

And at that, I bend down and start licking Nathan's cock. Starting at the bottom, working on up, circling head and even licking the small slit on top.
Caramel
#94628
1 year ago
^ Ok, just for that, I'm going to start detailing my exploits with big macintosh. In Excruciating detail, starting with the first experience behind the barn.
emeriin
#94631
1 year ago
^ Do it! We girls love the slash just as much as you guys love the lesbians.
NathanExplosion
#94633
1 year ago
*May or may not have passed out*
Caramel
#94634
1 year ago
Now who said I was going to be using my male incarnation?
Spitfire
#94635
1 year ago
Hot damn...I'll need to get me one of those...
and go for it Pynky! Making me hot!
NathanExplosion
#94637
1 year ago
Caramel, I'm fine with that. It'll help me last longer.
emeriin
#94645
1 year ago
@Cara: Because you love to please? *puppy eyes*
Caramel
#94650
1 year ago
^ Nope, ya'll bein creepy. Now you get nothing, and I had twenty more pictures to upload. You Loose. Good DAY sir.
Skipta
#94654
1 year ago
*Tempted to make an account as WilliamMurderface and start shouting about how I could get just as much pussy as Nathan. Stupid sexy Skwisgaar* ;P
PynkyPy
#94655
1 year ago
*muffled sound*
Too bad I don't writ clop fics

By this point, I have already finished to warm up. My whole moth encompasses Nathan. I move slowly up and down, gently suckling it, like lollipop or ice cream stick. My thumb and pointer fingers are at the base of his member, trying to hold the massive thing still enough so that I can have control of it. I then I take one of my hands off, and messaged the area between his to massive balls.
NathanExplosion
#94657
1 year ago
*Muffled*
I'm sorry Murderface, I can't hear you from between Spitfire's thighs.
Spitfire
#94658
1 year ago
*plays tiny violin* Aww, don't be like that. Think of all the things we could do with this.
Spitfire
#94659
1 year ago
Ooh, Nathan, I want to feel your warm tongue in me. I need heat, heat and fire everywhere!
Anonymous
#94668
1 year ago
@Cara: And now you've made me cry. I hope you're happy young man.
emeriin
#94673
1 year ago
^ Let's pretend I was logged in there.
PynkyPy
#94680
1 year ago
^ Please don't burn my Spitfire.. I'm right behind you.

With Nathan's cock about to blow, I get up and slowly mount chest facing Spitfire, knees on the ground, legs spread open. I grab and hug Spitfire tight as I make my way down to his cock. My lips touch, I try to penetrate, but alas! He's a little too big and I'm a little too tight.

Emeriin, can you please squirt some lube down there please, I say in a bit of a moan.
NathanExplosion
#94684
1 year ago
*Takes his hands off of Spitfire's hips and has a cheeky grope of Pynky and Emeriin's chests*
emeriin
#94687
1 year ago
*squirts some lube on her fingers and inserts them into PynkyPy's hole around Nathan's cock, going as gently as possible*
PynkyPy
#94688
1 year ago
^ You have a long reach, but seriously, LUBE PLEASE!
Spitfire
#94699
1 year ago
Ahh..*rolls hips in circles, whirlpooling clit around in cunninglus. I squeeze Pynky as I get closer and closer.*
PynkyPy
#94700
1 year ago
With Emeriin's fingers, touching, sliding, loving moving across my lips, I let out a short moan. And when she finished, I tried to penetrate again. This time it fits. The feeling was tight, but the throbbing Nathan's cock made that irrelevant. I start out slow, moving ever so faster with each thrust as my pussy adjusts to his size.
PynkyPy
#94725
1 year ago
^ Was I too good?
NathanExplosion
#94727
1 year ago
*Muffled groans*
PynkyPy
#94728
1 year ago
I can't take anymore either BRB...
Facelessguru
#94735
1 year ago
*popcorn*
Anonymous
#94738
1 year ago
And now we know why the Romans declared women the randy sex. Cause they are.

Actually, I like the antropology studies on the subject. Like the fact that "I'm a __ I can't control myself" will pop up in every culture, regardless of whether its suppose to men or women who can't. It's like we have this instinct that demands that some group be sex fiends.
PynkyPy
#94750
1 year ago
I'm back now, went for a quick Shlik'up.
Anonymous
#94753
1 year ago
Welcome back - I think they were waiting for you.
PynkyPy
#94759
1 year ago
Still here Spit and Em?
Chipotle
#94761
1 year ago
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!
Spitfire
#94762
1 year ago
Hey Pynky, hope you had a good time ;p I've got some gigs to run now but I'm sure you guys will have a party anyway.
PynkyPy
#94768
1 year ago
^ Alright, see ya later Spitfire. But darn it, I couldn't last. I had to stop and sate myself real quick. Hence why I was missing for 18 minutes.
emeriin
#94775
1 year ago
I think we should probably stop, Pynky. Caramel got creeped out by the cybering we did.
PynkyPy
#94782
1 year ago
^ I know, hence why I'm stopping too.

Also, this photo should be deleted. These comments goes FAR BEYOND NSFW. So should it?
NathanExplosion
#94788
1 year ago
Yes. Yes it should, even though there is a whole collection of graphic pic-fics on here.
PynkyPy
#94789
1 year ago
^ I sense that was a massive sarcasm.
Facelessguru
#94790
1 year ago
and delete this relic, a testament to the internet and the horrors that lie within, simply awaiting for the wrong comment to bring about its full glory? i think not... it should be framed in gold and offered to the meak and queezy as truth of what we are capable in an anonymous setting, even if it's not 4chan
Anonymous
#94801
1 year ago
Do not delete. Ever.
Sagebrush
#94804
1 year ago
Well good morning!

...I like the discussion tag.
Anonymous
#94809
1 year ago
I'm now tempted to write a fic about Octavia, Pinkie, and Spitfire doing all these things and then Caramel walking in, horrified.
Anonymous
#94811
1 year ago
@Anon: Octavia Explosion?
There. You now have a title for your fic.
MetalHooves
#94815
1 year ago
This picture pretty much sums up the internet's appeal. It can't be deleted; it's an unofficial museum piece.

also, inb4 this image and the following comments spawn a whole plethora of pics, fics, and ships.
Facelessguru
#94821
1 year ago
@MetalHooves: Verily
Anonymous
#94825
1 year ago
Octavia Explosion...yes. I like it.
Anonymous
#94849
1 year ago
*approves of this converation*
Caramel
#94884
1 year ago
^^^^^^ I will find you, and devour your heart. It's not so much that I'm disturbed by the content matter, as I am that their are ponies fucking nathan explosion on whats supposed to be a "Semi" safe for work site. {And not even good quality fucking at that!} you sad sad little ponies. And this is coming from the pony that likes gettin plinked by big mac, for shame.
Anonymous
#94901
1 year ago
I love poni so much
Anonymous
#94908
1 year ago
^especially caramel, you poor thing
*pat*
Anonymous
#94927
1 year ago
im 12 years old and what is this
Anonymous
#94934
1 year ago
^ If you're 12, you shouldn't be on here, lol.
edudls
#94958
1 year ago
At first I was like ಠ_ಠ
But then I was like O_O
And then I was like 6_9
And again I was like O_O
And finally I was like FUKKEN FAV'D
edudls
#94972
1 year ago
I've decided, once this conversation dies down, I'm screencapping the entire thing. I've counted, and in order for the cap to still be relatively ok quality, I'll have to take at least 20 screencaps and mesh them together at this point. For shit, unreadable quality, I could do it in 3.
AdrianBrony
#95035
1 year ago
aaaaaand re-archived... little disappointed that it went back to clop fuel but waddayagannado, it was still interesting. maybe it'll come back around again now that there is more to discuss.
AdrianBrony
#95041
1 year ago
@edudls: Don't bother , I already capped it perfectly.

http://i.imgur.com/kiwd7.jpg
AdrianBrony
#95045
1 year ago
The actual screencap is full size, that's just imgur resizing it.
AdrianBrony
#95049
1 year ago
http://www.mediafire.com/?q3o0i7j1mbieocb

Full conversation thus far.
Oh-noes
#95070
1 year ago
If you can't even keep the sex jokes up, then anthros shouldn't be here either.

Get a hold on something and stop your hypocrite double standards. PG-Rated or not?!
Anonymous
#95077
1 year ago
Truly, a testament to the awesomeness of the internet! When people talk about Ponibooru in months to come, they will speak of this as a relic of our time!

The moment that a simple picture of a background character naked turned into something..........more.

Something better.
Something amazing.
Something that if deleted, would cause anger, war and retribution!

That is the story, of "2 girls, 1000 strings".
Anonymous
#95079
1 year ago
Experiment complete:

An unmodified violin bow is fundamentally too harsh for that kind of thing. At least on me, but I'm a friction girl.

Replace the bowstring with silk ribbon, however, and it's *awesome* for clit play, much better than the ribbon alone. Something about the pressure response curve.

AndNowYouKnow.avi
PynkyPy
#95082
1 year ago
^ Hey! Another girl! :D
Anonymous
#95092
1 year ago
Excellent! We have masturbation! FOR SCIENCE!
Anonymous
#95105
1 year ago
Now, on a mild tangent the scene that played out an hour or two ago, has anyone defined manners for this sort of thing?

I felt a little awkward, not because of the scene itself, but because I didn't want to interrupt (if da barn is a rockin,' don't come a'knockin' logic) especially since the scene was entirely typed, so breaking the flow might be considered in the same light as tackling a happy couple off their bed in the midst of an intimate act.

What do you all think?
AdrianBrony
#95116
1 year ago
okay so distancing ourselves from... the unfortunate roleplaying... I have some more interesting points to consider. For instance, what could women learn from mens... self service and vice versa. what can be reverse engineered for eachother? you could say.
Anonymous
#95122
1 year ago
Well, are we discussing Gender (and the related society) or Sex (in terms of pure biology)? Some subjects that aren't widely "known" to Hindi women in the Kush may be commonly known to Congenese ladies.
AdrianBrony
#95129
1 year ago
I;m discussing purely biological things itself. what could a guy do that a girl might be able to find some use in if studied and vice versa, is what I mean.
PynkyPy
#95133
1 year ago
Normally, I would chime in with something clever and knowledgeable on many topics. But I can't....

My mind is still partly fried from the earlier sexual excitement. Too much pleasure in a short time. Even after I left here for awhile, I was still pleasing myself.
AdrianBrony
#95138
1 year ago
for instance, the silk ribbon on a bow thing might be able to be reverse engineered in some way.
emeriin
#95139
1 year ago
@Adrian Maybe not what you are thinking of, but society really needs to stop thinking that all women hate sex and if any girl doesn't, then she's a slut up for grabs. Men are *expected* to always want sex (which is why it's so stupidly hard for male victims of rape to be taken seriously), so why are we the ones who have to act like prudes?

#sorryfortherant
AdrianBrony
#95143
1 year ago
that's fine pynky, I'm just trying to strike up discussion rather than whatever that was earlier, no offense...
Anonymous
#95152
1 year ago
You had to pick the one where I have to review my answer for cultural bias, didn't you ;p. Good for you...I like tough questions.
Anonymous
#95154
1 year ago
^^ ^^ That isn't so much the case anymore; at least not where I live, in the case of my own generation (early 20s) and people somewhat older as well. I suppose it varies by country and whatnot, but what you describe sounds almost laughably archaic.
AdrianBrony
#95155
1 year ago
@Emeriin I'm sorry if I implied it, I hate that particular double standard as well, especially as a man who is apparently validated by how much I get. I'm not even into girls as sexual partners, personally, though I do find them intriguing as a different perspective... it's odd but not really complicated.
PynkyPy
#95158
1 year ago
^^ Emeriin is right. Studies already proved that women think about sex as often as men do.

I personally see sex as something fun to do. Like going to a movie or going to the mall.

Today's society has forced down our throats that sex is a sacred thing. It's not. Maybe when you do it in intention for a baby, but for recreation and fun, it's a natural thing. Let sex be a fun thing to do between friends. Not just with one person your entire life and after you marry.
AdrianBrony
#95171
1 year ago
@punky
I seem to have some sort of emotional requirement at least. I can't get turned on past a point unless I have some sort of emotional investment to make things more passionate. I guess yuou could call it an emotional fetish, though it's probably just normal.
PynkyPy
#95177
1 year ago
Of course emotions play a part! Hence "friends" Have fun with friends, not random strangers.
Anonymous
#95182
1 year ago
Emeriin - that's what I meant about cultural bias.

If you had said that twenty years ago in southern african tribal setting, then you would have been laughed out of the village - everyone "knows" men are uncomfortable about sex, and that women are aggressive and sexually ravenous creatures who refuse to cuddle afterwords, or share their emotions.

I kid you not. That's why this question is hard.
emeriin
#95187
1 year ago
@Adrian: Don't apologize lovey, you didn't imply anything. I was just ranting at failure double standards. :) (And despite the content, this page has been remarkably respectful for the most part, thanks guys!)
AdrianBrony
#95192
1 year ago
heck, 90 years ago in the US men were considered the stoics sexually. need I remind everyone of "female hysteria" which can basically translate to "she needs an orgasm" back in the day.
AdrianBrony
#95195
1 year ago
which would remind me about how the vibrator may have been the first commercially successful electronic appliance... from the sears catalog.
emeriin
#95196
1 year ago
@Adrian I know I shouldn't, but that is a most fabulous cure. (Attractive) doctors need to bring it back. :P
Spitfire
#95199
1 year ago
@anon
Textin from my phone, but yeah the string can be replaced with something more pleasing to your play. ;p
Try Mardi Gras beads out!
Anonymous
#95200
1 year ago
AdrianBrony- On the ribbon thing...I suppose that if you made the ribbon longer (say, the circumference of the penis in question) you could wrap it around yourself and "play" yourself. It would be a much different sensation, more slithering coil sort of feeling, but it might be fun.

Just have to take it slow so you don't friction off to much skin...
AdrianBrony
#95211
1 year ago
@ anon "On the ribbon thing...I suppose...":
perhaps if I used some light lubricant of some sort... perhaps silicon? just enought o keep it moving, not enough to get it wet.

For the record if I haven't made it clear, I am a gay man here.

@spitfire Perhaps if I put the beaeds in a silk sleeve then do what anon there said... oh my...
emeriin
#95218
1 year ago
@Spitfire What are anal beads like? I've seen them around and they just look uncomfortable.
PynkyPy
#95224
1 year ago
@Emeriin
They are okay, but I personally don't like anal play.
AdrianBrony
#95225
1 year ago
@emeriin

they are actually pretty awesome if you know what kind to get. you really don't feel the normal sizes much when they are inside, but they make for a good... accent... on top of other sensations.

I have a kind made of a single piece of silicon in a Y shape with 3 different sizes. it was pretty cheap but good quality. I'd recommend trying it out.
AdrianBrony
#95226
1 year ago
^of course this is coming from someone with a prostate so it's probably different for a girl a bit. it really has to do with how much you like or dislike anal play.
Spitfire
#95234
1 year ago
Living on the edge of Bourbon Street has its benefits. Get a Mardi Gras beaded necklace and cut it so it's one long string. Put it between your legs, saw it back and forth over your vag and particularly over the clit until you cum!
I guess it could work on the penis well too!

I've only tried anal beads once or twice...most important thing, you need something to hold it so it doesn't get lost!
AdrianBrony
#95239
1 year ago
^I would like to note that the Y kind can't get lost.
PynkyPy
#95240
1 year ago
^^ That beads between the legs sounds like heaven. I might try that sometime! Thanks!
Spitfire
#95244
1 year ago
*looks up Y-shaped* Oooh...funky.
I'm not too big on anal, unless my partner is. And only if they let me do it to them too.
emeriin
#95248
1 year ago
Ooh, still on anal but not with beads, this made me laugh so hard: http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
AdrianBrony
#95250
1 year ago
I guess for women, if I stufied correctly, the part that would develop into the base of the penis becomes the clitoral bulbs (located underneath the skin closer to the sides I believe... needs a massage from the top pf the skin to reach.) Not sure how many women even know about them, but it might be worth a shot seeing the effect working the base has on men.
Anonymous
#95251
1 year ago
I'm not sure about beads if you intend to enwrap something - I could see them interlocking/getting caught on each other.

I suppose you could "play" it over the length...but you probably wouldn't get the head easily...

Now, it should work just fine for a lady, of course
Spitfire
#95258
1 year ago
>Baby Jesus buttplug
SWEET BABY JESUS CHRIST
AdrianBrony
#95262
1 year ago
yeah, that's the issue... unless you string it along the frenulum in the same direction as seen in the picture here. that would probably work...
AdrianBrony
#95267
1 year ago
wait, no... unless you have the penis connected by some sort of band, the beading will push up on the underside and won't some in contact with the fernulum... wait duh unless it's angled correctly...

> is looking for used bows on craigslist.
PynkyPy
#95275
1 year ago
@Spitfire Seriously? Good thing I didn't click the link.
Anonymous
#95288
1 year ago
Re manners:

I'd say that if it's in a public asynchronous channel(like this), and you're not interacting with the, er, participants, then go ahead and say it. When in doubt, put it all in parentheses.

Imagine you're at a wild party, some people are standing in the kitchen with drinks, while three people are going at it on the kitchen table. Joining the people standing there and chatting with them is fine, unless it's a catty critique of the action or the like. The parentheses are the equivalent of lowering your voice, to avoid distracting those on the table.

Re ribbon bow:

Ribbon play is pretty common, and we already had several ribbons in the "toybox" for just such a reason. However, the bow adds a whole new dimension to it. Even compared to a ribbon alone it was like wow :P We've agreed that this afternoon we're going to the music store and picking up some cheap violin/cello bows we can keep in the toybox.

So reverse-engineering ribbon play and reverse-engineering ribbon bow play are two different things. I dunno from males, but I think they're too, er, dangly for the pressure response thing to matter.
Spitfire
#95293
1 year ago
You should definitely try the beads Pynky!

And yeah. Some scary things out there, almost as horrifying as Mr. Jack with a Mustache and the 3-foot horse dildo I've seen.
Anonymous
#95294
1 year ago
@pynky Yes. seriously. Sacrilege is srs bsns.
Anonymous
#95297
1 year ago
@Spitfire - So you know of Thor do you? MWAHAHAHA.
AdrianBrony
#95301
1 year ago
@anon "Re ribbon bow:"
Speaking of toyboxes, what does everyone use? I just use a dresser drawer but I fear it isn't the most sanitary place to keep things. and it doesnt' have a lock which I kind of need.
PynkyPy
#95307
1 year ago
I have a computer cabinet. I dosen't have much. Just a Dildo, bottle of lube, and some sanitation stuff.
Southern_Hospitality
#95308
1 year ago
Still reading comments.

See Spitfire's comments
>Bourbon St.
>Mardi Gras

Christ on a crutch, you live so close to me. Bestbank in Belle Chasse here.
Spitfire
#95310
1 year ago
@anon- ...I'm cringing right now..

I keep most of my stuff in the dresser too, usually hidden under my panties and stuff. That way my family won't go rooting through my drawers. ;d
Skipta
#95311
1 year ago
>AdrianBrony: For the record if I haven't made it clear, I am a gay man here.

Dominant Twink, perchance~? Them's the greatest. :3
Skipta
#95316
1 year ago
Ah, people familiar with Zeta stuff in here? Why am I not surprised.
emeriin
#95319
1 year ago
@Adrian Ann Summers (sex and lingerie shop) will usually give you free wipes and a pink bag when you buy their products. But I usually don't bother with the bag and keep all my goodies under my bed.
Anonymous
#95324
1 year ago
I don't own any, but I have seen a couple...The one I liked best was one of those old metal candy tins - the ones with the painted on carnival designs. The tin was hard to get open, especially for young'uns, so it kept everything safe enough, and there was a bit of panache when you popped the top.
AdrianBrony
#95330
1 year ago
@Emeriin I usually order from adam and eve. Sure the service is kind of bad and shipping takes forever but they let you stack discounts. I once paid less than 10 dollars for a 30 dollar item and got free shipping and free gifts (usually some sort of cream or lubricant.)
Spitfire
#95333
1 year ago
@Southern
aw, shit, that's awesome!! LA brony!

@Skipta
An online friend of mine had the sweet idea to send me a picture of that thing with some guy riding it...just looked it up. I didn't realize it was a whole website, goddamn! :o
PynkyPy
#95334
1 year ago
Uh oh, Eco is here.
Anonymous
#95335
1 year ago
@Spitfire Sorry. I used to play "It came from the internet!" with a group of friends while I was in college. Winner was whoever found the most disturbing thing, and would get treated to dinner.
Thor easily won that week.

The testimonial about some woman loving it and how it was the best toy ever won the next week.

We then banned Thor-related finds.
Anonymous
#95350
1 year ago
...My bro's got a hearing for sexting a girl...
Skipta
#95362
1 year ago
@Spitfire: I think they look fun, tbh. The connection irks people but unique shaped toys without such connotations don't so I don't really see the big deal. Though I really don't see the point of the horse ones. What the hay. But then again I don't understand fisting either.. :U
Anonymous
#95363
1 year ago
How old's the bro, and the girl?
AdrianBrony
#95369
1 year ago
Discussion re archived. updated screencap can be downloaded at:
http://www.mediafire.com/?oel8nxhb0gzc0xn

Dear lord between zeta toy and bad dragon... guh I don't know which is worse, animal dildos or MYTHOLOGICAL animal dildos...
Even thought his does confuse me sightly why I'm so arbitrarily weirded out by that all things considered. Not confused about why actual bestiality weirds me out, tht much is obvious... just why the zeta toy stuff weirds me out.
AdrianBrony
#95376
1 year ago
@skipta yeah I know what you mean. I'm weirded out by the zeta toys but I don't know WHY for them exactly. they aren't attached to an animal or anything so...
AdrianBrony
#95385
1 year ago
oh, and iowa brony here... closest big city is Omaha, lol.
Spitfire
#95391
1 year ago
Y'know, you've got a point there Skipta. The form of things like those would probably make for some interesting, maybe way feel-good times, it's just the context of them.
As for fisting...can't say I've ever tried it. But it looks kinda painful, and not much fun..
emeriin
#95397
1 year ago
Whenever I see porn actresses (or to a lesser extent, actors) kneeling underneath a horse, I always wonder how much they're getting paid...
Spitfire
#95401
1 year ago
...Unless I could do it to a guy, and he'd get off on it. But only if he were tied up...
Skipta
#95406
1 year ago
Meh. You know us Swedes. We don't really give a shit if it's attached to a real one either as long as the animal isn't mistreated (that's the focus of our laws on the matter). Doesn't even weird me out at all. People'll do what makes 'em happy and I'll stick to my personal interests. :P
Anonymous
#95411
1 year ago
Bro's older than girl
PynkyPy
#95413
1 year ago
I can't try fisting if my life depended on it. I'm rather small for a 20 year old. My pussy I mean. Though I'm pretty short too. 5 and a half feet tall.
Anonymous
#95414
1 year ago
he's 24 she is i believe 18
Anonymous
#95415
1 year ago
Zeta toys...are odd but interesting. I could see putting some of the weirder ones into party bags just to watch people try and figure out how to use them.

The only reason I think Thor is weird is because, well, its 3 feet long...what are you suppose to do with the extra 2-2 1/2 feet exactly?
PynkyPy
#95422
1 year ago
^ Prefer Bad Dragon. But I haven't bought anything from them yet.
emeriin
#95426
1 year ago
I like fisting if I don't have to experience it. And old boyfriend couldn't even do fingering right (always too dry and he wouldn't stop when I was in pain), I'd hate to see him try fisting.
Anonymous
#95429
1 year ago
i wish i could playing with her G string *run's out of topic*
PynkyPy
#95430
1 year ago
Then again, why is it in human nature to imitate the sexual parts of another animal?
Anonymous
#95431
1 year ago
^ and this is why we need clinics for technique.
Skipta
#95436
1 year ago
That was directed at Adrian's comment. And yeah, animals have all sorts of nifty concepts we borrow for all sorts of things. No big deal if it's for sextoys too (I don't personally own one, if it sounds like it).

As for the beast-porn actresses, you'd probably be surprised how much of that is actually preferred partners. I've read sexology studies on the matter and the actual percentage of people who at some point has a positive sought-out sexual encounter (just encounter, don't take it too far in your heads) with some animal during prepuberty-puberty years is around 3% for women, 5% for men. The ones who could be classified as having zoophilic tendencies is not huge, but it's usually more people than is thought (in many cases it is, since people always presume "purity").
Anonymous
#95440
1 year ago
That was to emeriin. I really need to stop using ^.

or type faster.
Spitfire
#95443
1 year ago
Same here Pynky. Thought of a whole fist? No thanks!
Haha, anon, those would be great gift party bags.
Skipta
#95449
1 year ago
And those are the percentages that admitted to it in the study. For a qualifier.
PynkyPy
#95451
1 year ago
Thanks Skipta, interesting.
Anonymous
#95452
1 year ago
@Skipta that's the rub, isn't it
emeriin
#95455
1 year ago
@Skipta That was interesting info, thanks. Maybe I'm just biased because nearly all the stuff I stumble upon is "watch this twink/slut get degraded" and such.
AdrianBrony
#95457
1 year ago
yeah, studies like that are kind of hard to validate because of how much people will lie about it anyway.

I don't necissarily have a PROBLEM with adapting of the practices, really, something new and all, but I guess I will have to concede and say that I will never be able to overcome that particular stigma and I'm fine with that. I just don't think I could feel comfortable with that ever. not like I'm about to go ragging on you about it.
AdrianBrony
#95460
1 year ago
the animal thing I mean
Skipta
#95461
1 year ago
Ugh. Yeah, that stuff is marketed to the humiliation crowd. I hung out on a Zoo board for a while since it's quite fascinating to me and pretty much all of them seems to loathe that stuff. I don't get non-fictional degradation either (can be kind of hot in drawn stuff, but that's because of the disconnect). It just weirds me out and is a turn off. Even as the submissive I am with guys.
PynkyPy
#95464
1 year ago
OOOOO.... BF is here. Gotta go. See ya all later tonight!
AdrianBrony
#95476
1 year ago
I hate how people assume sub = degradation to begin with. I'm not entirely sure WHICH I am really, but I do know that I feel the submission for me is more intensely emotional than anything else. I trust someone else so completely that I will position myself to let them have control... Mix that with my serious emotional turn on thing and... yeah.
Anonymous
#95484
1 year ago
Good lord, what have I stumbled upon.
Skipta
#95485
1 year ago
No, no, Adrian, that's fine. People always confuse tolerance and acceptance anyway. As long as one is tolerant of what other people choose to do then there's no problem what-so-ever no matter what personal opinions are. That doesn't mean one has to embrace something at all.

It's like those idiots who say that people who get really grossed out when they something homosexual are "closet cases". No. Most of the time they're simply closer to an extreme within the orientations so they actually are disgusted by it. Stop projecting your insecurities into how other people feel and leave them alone as long as they don't try to oppress ya. *Rolls eyes*
AdrianBrony
#95492
1 year ago
@ anon "good lord" well first a picture of octavia, then 2 girls discussing masturbation habit, then an intelligent and in depth discussion on human sexuality, then some roleplay cybering as a result of 3 of the people getting carried away, then more intelligent discourse on human sexuality.

pull up a seat and leave your squeamishness at the door.
Skipta
#95493
1 year ago
*when they see something homosexual
emeriin
#95498
1 year ago
I rather like being degraded and degrading, within reason. Porn is a disconnect, I don't really care what happens to these people. Fanfiction with girls degrading boys is great, as long as they're within character and both keep their dignity. Myself and my partners, there has to be love there as well, gimme the rape fantasy instead of actively making someone feel worthless.
AdrianBrony
#95500
1 year ago
@ Skipta
lol, I accidentally something homosexual

I also hate the assumption that a homophobe in general, an actual homophone not someone who is just very straight, is also a closet case.

more often than not, a full on homophobe really is straight, he's just a dick head with an inflated ego.
Anonymous
#95503
1 year ago
Good lord was in the sense of 'good lord, this is awesome', though I didn't really like the cyber part.
AdrianBrony
#95507
1 year ago
@ emeriin Yeah I guess that's where the line kind of is... if the degredation begins to truly harm dignity, than it might be going too far at that point.

sort of another kind of S in SSC.
AdrianBrony
#95511
1 year ago
@ Anon "good lord..." Yeah neither did I but it wasn't completely useless I suppose... could have done without it but what's done is done.
Spitfire
#95513
1 year ago
When it comes to sexuality, I don't understand why everyone can't be accepting of others. Regarding the animal thing, some of my best friends online are furries, though I don't consider myself one. and then some of my friends are completely straight, and one is asexual.

I'm bisexual, and am lucky to know people who accept me as being overly-headstrong...a dominatrix, wanting to be on top, and I admit I can be degrading sometimes. I still love who I'm with though and though a tad sadistic, listen to hear if I'm getting too carried away.
Anonymous
#95522
1 year ago
Almost 400 comments...damn.
Anonymous
#95525
1 year ago
spitfire can dominate me
AdrianBrony
#95533
1 year ago
@ Spitfire I guess a lot of people are afraif of slippery slopes. they fear if they begin to accept one thing they will eventually accept everything, including things like pedophilia and rape... I was taught in high school that such a thing would happen if homosexuals were accepted...

Yeah it was kind of scary being a closeted gay in a christian high school.
AdrianBrony
#95539
1 year ago
and if you're wondering how it was legal for them to teach that, it was because they did not receive state funding.
Aponyous
#95541
1 year ago
I am 'good lord' anon, and I'm here to participate... with a name!

>inb4 lol name sucks, bro
Anonymous
#95542
1 year ago
And then there are the Gorians. Gornians? Those people the rest of the S/M community disinherited because they didn't believe in SSC at all...
Spitfire
#95549
1 year ago
Oh god, tell me about it Adrian! It's ridiculous though, pedophilia and rape...totally different. I would know... :/

But haha, I went to a Catholic School in Elementary/Middle School. I was just blooming into liking girls, and so a couple of times the Sisters caught us kissing. Not good.
Then they caught us ...um, playing in the tall grass at recess. You can guess how that ended.
...that's probably why I like making love outdoors so much.
Skipta
#95551
1 year ago
OH GODS DAMNIT, ANON. Don't remind me of those Pro-Slavery-for-Women weirdos. :(
AdrianBrony
#95553
1 year ago
Re: Gorians:

Yeah I'm not gonna buy that bullcrap. I'm sorry but that R.A.C.K. thing isn't gonna fly in my book.
SSC may have lots of grey areas, but in the end I still would hold to it above something like RACK.
emeriin
#95554
1 year ago
I *hate* the Gorians. Women are not inherently submissive and men are not inherently dominant. That line of thinking is just nasty.
AdrianBrony
#95559
1 year ago
err, maybe I misunderstood what he meant by not believeing in SSC.
Skipta
#95566
1 year ago
*Sorry-for-that-idiocy-growing-up hugs for Adrian and Spitfire* :|
AdrianBrony
#95571
1 year ago
@ Spitfire
I once had a very short term boyfriend in ninth grade at my school. Started when a very emotional and sincere conversation just made one thing lead to another. We ended the relationship pretty quickly though because we would NOT like the consequences of being caught.

He's still in the closet because his parents will LITERALLY kick him out on the street otherwise.
Skipta
#95580
1 year ago
Well this is getting depressing. :(
Spitfire
#95581
1 year ago
*hugs back*
That's awful, Adrian. I don't understand how parents could do that. Especially since most go through enough purgatory in their own mind about the matter without other people's opinions weighing them down. :/
AdrianBrony
#95584
1 year ago
Thanks skipta, lol. I still couldn't come out even after graduation thanks to my "gays think they deserve the same rights as normal people... they don't" father.

I only managed to come out less than 6 months ago.
emeriin
#95589
1 year ago
*hugs for everypony*
AdrianBrony
#95590
1 year ago
yeah maybe we should change the subject, this really IS bumming me out here
Aponyous
#95600
1 year ago
Wondering what the opinions are of the people in this thread on this question: are you born gay or is it a choice?
MeteorVenture
#95602
1 year ago
Aww ty *hug*
Skipta
#95603
1 year ago
Alrighty. Would'ya consider yourself exclusively homosexual, Adrian? I know that I'm not-quite-bi (I lean towards women and feminine/twink men in what I find attractive. No bears for me) and honestly pretty pansexual if that means anything to you.
emeriin
#95612
1 year ago
I think you were born with your sexuality. I can't speak for lesbians or gay men (as a bisexual woman), but nobody would choose that life with all the stigma still around.
AdrianBrony
#95613
1 year ago
Preference is mostly inherent from birth, though some early experiences can have some effects as well, but they are very early experiences and once set are not going to change consciously. Though I do admit that some peoples interests will meander over the course of their life.

but at the end of the day it's still something you are regardless.
Skipta
#95614
1 year ago
Born somewhere on a spectrum, as is biologically proven, but circumstances in your upbringing and life can make you learn harder towards certain sides (like a 7, if 10 is fully Hetero and 5 is bi calling himself "Completely Straight"). But that's not a "choice" either, since you had no hand in making it so.

I'm also a determinist so I believe "true choice" is a nonsensical term only use to make us feel like we have some magical power to be free from external influence when in reality all anything is is making a decision based on external stimuli and brainstates. AND IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL, because you are that brainstate by definition. :D
Skipta
#95616
1 year ago
*lean. Not learn. *Punches brain Pinkie-style through eyesocket*
Anonymous
#95620
1 year ago
Curse these ponies, they drive me to being pedantic.

Part of the problem with acceptance has to do with brain wiring, if you believe the evolutionary psychologists.

The idea goes that we (we being the entire Animalia kingdom) favor things similar to ourselves because of the implied genetic similarity (my brother's kids have some genetic similarity to me, so I should try to support them reproducing).
Stupid on the face of it, but it does explain the tendency towards clan structures for humans, as well as some behaviors in animals.

The flipside of that is that differences are inherently threatening once they are "different enough." "You don't have enough genetic similarity to me, and are thus a threat that I must kill to improve my own odds."

This works nominally well until you start getting a higher concept brain in the mix, which can pick and choose which differences are major or minor, and can convince itself that these distinctions are valid and worth while.
Add in a propensity to learn by example and you get "My clan is defined by x, y, z. If you aren't x, y, z instincts say its imperative to kill you. Murder now commencing."

It's a good thing we're such sociable critters or the fighting would be much nastier.
Spitfire
#95624
1 year ago
Gotta agree here. I think you are born with it, although you may not know it at first. (If that makes sense).
AdrianBrony
#95626
1 year ago
I peg myself around 80/20. Really not interested in having sex with women, but there are aspects I still find attractive, if for no other reason than imagining myself with said aspects...

Really the only time anything from an actual girl would turn me on is if it reminds me of one particular girl from high school, but that's more single target sexuality there and not girls in general. Either way that's why I estimate close to 80/20
Skipta
#95630
1 year ago
Speaking of favouring things similar to ourselves: "Would I lay down my life to save my brother? No, but I would to save two brothers or eight cousins.
-John B. S. Haldane". Now there's a hardcore "Selfish Gene"er if there was one. ;P (He's speaking metaphorically, of course)
Anonymous
#95633
1 year ago
...I f***ed a rubber c**t...I f***ed it...
MeteorVenture
#95635
1 year ago
It's not gay as long as you are the 'man.'
Spitfire
#95641
1 year ago
50/50, there's an even half of Spitfire here for both sides, fillies and colts!
Skipta
#95643
1 year ago
How very Roman antiquity of you. :)
Skipta
#95645
1 year ago
To MeteorVenture.
MeteorVenture
#95647
1 year ago
Well that's how I feel with my trans/preop bf <_<
AdrianBrony
#95648
1 year ago
@ skipta
I wonder of meteor also has a problem with oral lol.

I kid, meteor, I kid...
AdrianBrony
#95653
1 year ago
hey, if it's a full on trans who seriously wishes to be a woman, I think it is fair to consider her as such either way.
MeteorVenture
#95657
1 year ago
Right. We've had discussions about and for awhile she kept insisting I was denying I was gay, but I truthfully don't feel that way and got her to understand what I meant.

She's my girl to me despite how she looks right now ;x
AdrianBrony
#95661
1 year ago
does she consider herself straight? I'm seriously asking now. because I'm curious at the possible dynamic here
Skipta
#95662
1 year ago
That's seems like an odd thing to say from a transperson. Is it just that she looks man-ish atm, so she's thinking about your physical attraction? That could be a legitimate concern if she though you were full-on gay and she gets more feminine, I s'pose. <_<
Anonymous
#95663
1 year ago
Hail Caesar!
I'm 10/90. I'm good with just about anything as long as there is something "feminine" to focus on, and nothing too "masculine" to distract the focus.
AdrianBrony
#95665
1 year ago
also, meteor, you're a wonderful person if what you say is true.
MeteorVenture
#95667
1 year ago
For all intent and purposes she's still all male. And I'm attracted to normal males, but I like traps and shemales as much as women.

And she's bi.
MeteorVenture
#95669
1 year ago
aw ty<3
AdrianBrony
#95673
1 year ago
anon "10/90" in that case you'd be more 40/60...
Skipta
#95674
1 year ago
Wait. 10/90 would mean overwhelmingly homosexual, wouldn't it? That sounds more pansexual/femininty-focused bi. o_o
Skipta
#95676
1 year ago
Or other way around now that I look at Adrian's number again.
AdrianBrony
#95677
1 year ago
@ Meteor
I believe the proper description for that is pansexual then.
Anonymous
#95678
1 year ago
And Meteor do speak on. I'd like to hear if she considered herself homosexual as well.
AdrianBrony
#95679
1 year ago
no, 10/90 is overwhelmingly straight. I think

It's gay/straight, right?
emeriin
#95681
1 year ago
I second the "you're awesome", Meteor. She's lucky to have such a nice partner. :)
MeteorVenture
#95685
1 year ago
Is it? I thought that meant one was open to any degree of gender/role/whatever. I'm strictly attracted to femininity, I guess.
MeteorVenture
#95687
1 year ago
@emeriin

She says that to me all the time and it's always still touching to hear. Thanks. :)
Anonymous
#95693
1 year ago
Naw. I lose all interest the minute I lose sight of the female (or the feminine illusion/focus). As to whether that "overwhelmingly straight or gay," I haven't mentioned my gender yet, so...

keep guessing. ;)
Skipta
#95696
1 year ago
I quote, for a general definition of Pansexuality:

"a popular term referring to the feeling that one has the potential for sexual attractions, sexual desire, or romantic love, towards people of all gender identities and biological sexes. Some self-identified pansexuals refer to themselves as gender-blind—that gender and sex are insignificant or irrelevant in determining whether they will be sexually attracted to others. The Oxford English Dictionary writes that pansexuality "encompasses all kinds of sexuality; not limited or inhibited in sexual choice with regards to gender or activity." Pansexuality can also mean the attraction to a person's personality, rather than their physical appearance or gender.

The concept of pansexuality deliberately rejects the gender binary, the idea that there are only two genders, as pansexual people are open to relationships with people who do not identify as strictly men or women."

So basically it can be either openness to all listed or rejection of the binary positions they're placed in by society. Or both.
Skipta
#95702
1 year ago
^^ Well, depending on it, of course. I just wasn't sure since you wrote it that way and Adrian the Homosexual wrote it the other way. It confuzzled me.
Anonymous
#95703
1 year ago
And Asexual can either mean a determined internal stance against any form of sexuality, or just not caring about it in the least.
MeteorVenture
#95704
1 year ago
Oh. OOOH. I get it. IIIIII get it....
AdrianBrony
#95710
1 year ago
what'cha got, meteor?
Anonymous
#95713
1 year ago
@meteor, with apologies.

We know you get it. We poor lonely people envy you!
MetalHooves
#95714
1 year ago
This conversation has gotten so long and complicated that I've lost interest. Y'all should just facebook eachother and stuff. XD
Skipta
#95715
1 year ago
@Anon.

Hah.
MeteorVenture
#95716
1 year ago
The sad part about all of it is, though, she won't even be starting treatment for another 2 years at least now. We've been together like 4 years now or so, and she went through college and then decided she wanted to do something before pursing a career and joined the Peace Corps, which started for her 2 months ago, so right now all I even get is the occasional msn chat until she's back home.

But, I'd adamant about waiting for her to come back, then really try to help her with the process while settling back down.
MeteorVenture
#95718
1 year ago
@Adrian
I meant I understood the intended definition of pansexual >_>
Anonymous
#95719
1 year ago
Metal Hooves - If we'd done that, how would more people join in?
AdrianBrony
#95724
1 year ago
She's really gonna need a lot of support ESPECIALLY when she starts on hormones. Tell me, has she been in public as a female regularly? because last I heard there's a period of time where you need to identify as female in public before they get started on the hormones. That will probably be one of the most difficult parts if she isn't already doing it.
AdrianBrony
#95732
1 year ago
@ Metal Hooves
How about I start lebeling the screencaps based on topic. just tag when the topic begins to shift elsewhere so it's easy to keep up with?

speaking of screencap IMMA archive it again.
Anonymous
#95738
1 year ago
Discussion getting boring now that the coolest people are gone. :(
MeteorVenture
#95746
1 year ago
No, she never did anything like that in public. Family and close friends all know about it though, so it's not gonna be some sudden shock in the future. A lot of it was she lacked any confidence and couldn't pass her own standards, I think.

In due time.
RHF
#95747
1 year ago
Jesus at all of the comments.

She must be one hell of a Pony
Skipta
#95759
1 year ago
@Adrian: I know. That's one of the more controversial elements of Trans treatment, since not only does it enforce societal perceptions of beauty (IE: Only pretty femmeboys should be allowed to transition) by attempting to publically shame a transperson before actual physical feminization begins to "pass" naturally, it also doesn't really have a proven merit as a necessary step if it's mandated prior to hormones. The only validity would be prior to Reassignment Surgery (as irreversible) when one is already steadily on hormones and about as naturally feminine one would get. *Sigh*

@RHF: Doesn't really have to do with her after we got off of the Bow subject. :)
AdrianBrony
#95770
1 year ago
okay, I just finished archiving it AND I marked where the topics changed for ease of reference.

Enjoy:
http://www.mediafire.com/?uza9ukt82b200is
AdrianBrony
#95783
1 year ago
Eh, I'm sure it'll come back around when pybky logs back on.
Anonymous
#95789
1 year ago
Okay - saved out into the word document as well...we're at 38 full pages...
Anonymous
#95808
1 year ago
I miss pynky and spitfire. they are my waifus.
AdrianBrony
#95812
1 year ago
meh, they do make for some really interesting conversation. they'll probably be back.
Anonymous
#95820
1 year ago
^lol anon.
Still waiting on that anon to post that fic with octavia, caramel, pinkie, and spitfire, he'd better not forget
AdrianBrony
#95823
1 year ago
oh crap that reminds me of the luna/octavia fic I need to finish up ASAP...

and I promised myself I wopuldn't write any more shipping fics unitl season 2
Anonymous
#95829
1 year ago
Man, you were serious? I feel sort of bad for laughing now...
Anonymous
#95835
1 year ago
Do it brony
AdrianBrony
#95845
1 year ago
yeah yeah you;ll see it but I really don't wann end up making this conversation about fanfiction. it' been so intelligent and mature lately.
Anonymous
#95853
1 year ago
Here's a question that's mildly on topic...you know how there are Women's studies and African American studies (as professional majors); do you think that there will be a Homosexual studies? And should there be?
Skipta
#95861
1 year ago
I hope not. Because those two already sound incredibly silly.
emeriin
#95866
1 year ago
Why can't all three be incorporated into general study? Singling a group out just feels like petting them on the head and feeling like you've done so well by othering them.
Anonymous
#95872
1 year ago
Combining such diverse and specific fields into a single department/field of study tends to be detrimental to the learning experience of those attending the University.
Anonymous
#95875
1 year ago
468 com's wow
Wtf is going on
Anonymous
#95885
1 year ago
Re genetic preference:

The "deepest bin analysis" of the latest studies I've seen(i.e. this is not scientifically demonstrated, but is as good as the data I have) suggests genetic sexual preference for most of the population is a simple Punnet square, but not heteronormative. That is, the genetic states are ~25% gynosexual(likes girls), ~25% androsexual(likes boys), and ~50% bisexual.

However, people usually don't act on their genetic preference. It can still be detected - acting heterosexuals whose genes agree are noticeably "hyper-heterosexual", for example - but denial is a powerful thing.

So yeah, "homophobes are gay" is probably true.
Skipta
#95887
1 year ago
But Primaries? Really? Isn't that like "the main part of the education" in the USA? Sounds so gimmicky to name them like that. Why not something serious like it being a more in-depth History/Sociology course?

I guess you mean studying the "movement" to make it acceptable in America? Like Harvey Milk (almost wrote Dent), the outings, the conflicts, the removing it from Mental Illnesses and so forth? That might be enough to cover focus of education. Who knows what use that'd be, though.
Skipta
#95896
1 year ago
^^ No it isn't. It's dumb. Klansmen aren't "probably black".
Anonymous
#95905
1 year ago
Re Klansmen:

I'm not saying prejudice is generally due to being a member of the targeted group, I'm saying in the specific case of sexual preference it's probably true.
Anonymous
#95918
1 year ago
@Skipta Studies courses tend to be an English/History/Sociology mix.

Women's Studies for example, goes into a lot of detail about the women's suffrage movement, includes a lot of reading of Feminist and pro-female works from different eras, and deals with subjects like gender politics. Its fascinating stuff, but its also narrowly focused, which can lead to some interesting blind spots.
Anonymous
#95925
1 year ago
HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THESE DISCUSSIONS?!

We go from "yum, anthro booty" to a detailed analysis of homophobia? Why these things?!
emeriin
#95934
1 year ago
Kay guys, I'm going to bed. Thank you genuinely for making this a nice day for once.
Anonymous
#95935
1 year ago
Sleep well
Anonymous
#95941
1 year ago
Meanwhile @Anon "Holy Shit"

It is the power of human pattern recognition. Try jumping through wiki, the same thing happens. Minus the sex scenes. Probably.
Anonymous
#95945
1 year ago
Usually.
Anonymous
#95950
1 year ago
so... many... comments...
Anonymous
#95953
1 year ago
Yep...but so much fun...
AdrianBrony
#95984
1 year ago
@ anon "I'm not saying prejudice" (lol I think I invented a way to address people now.)

That would sound good and all but unfortunately the data does not agree. simply put, most homophobes really are just straight dickheads.
Anonymous
#96024
1 year ago
@AdrianBrony:

Well, how do you define "straight"? They're usually "acting heterosexuals", with a genetic preference that disagrees. To me, that doesn't count as het, because they can change their actions.
AdrianBrony
#96049
1 year ago
okay, lemme define it elseways.
homophobic = strong objection to homosexuality emotionally and/or morally. and straight is someone with a disposition of being heterosexual.

there is NO evidence whatsoever to conclude that homophobia is in any way indicative or denial. The experiment done on it contained very shoddy methodology and so much variable static that it might as well be unusable, and if you noted my vague description of homophobia, you'd know that said description is not very well defined. Heck "homophobia" is not an actual phobia as much as the term is slang.

So if there's no evidence to support such claims, then it's pretty darn irresponsible to start drawing such bold conclusions using such an assumption.

Am I saying all homophobes are straight? no. I'm just saying there's no real evidence to suggest that they are more likely to be "acting heterosexyals"
your_waifu
#96140
1 year ago
woah where did this come from it's like a fucking novel. what is even being talked about here?
Anonymous
#96142
1 year ago
@ AdrianBrony - this is the ribbon Anon, not the one you were having a discussion with.

You okay over there?
AdrianBrony
#96146
1 year ago
oh, well, first it was two girls discussing self service, then it became an intelligent discussion of human sexuality, then some of the participants got carried away and started cybering, then it went back to more intelligent conversation on human sexuality.

interesting discussion. pull up a seat and take a quick read.
AdrianBrony
#96149
1 year ago
@ anon "@ adrianBrony"
Yeah? I'm fine I guess? other than a messed up toe,, but that;s really not relevant to the topic at hand.
Anonymous
#96158
1 year ago
@Your_waifu in it's entirety?

It started out as a discussion of whether the image as shown was a viable method of masturbation, and has lead to several odd places, mostly related to sexuality in some form or another.

The most recent bit involved the population distribution of heterosexual, bi-sexual, and homosexual individuals, and seems to have pushed the buttons of both bronies involved in some odd and not love and tolerant fashion.
Caramel
#96163
1 year ago
^ Burn it all, let gork and mork sort it out.
Anonymous
#96176
1 year ago
Sorry caramel. They're still busy dealing with the tits on a shrugging Pinky thing from last week.
AdrianBrony
#96181
1 year ago
@ anon "It started out..."
No, there was some roleplay cybering going on that really was kind of unnecessary, but we've moved away from it now. that's what ticked off some of the bronies.

Sorry caramel. I wasn't involved but the discussion us much more intelligent now.
PynkyPy
#96184
1 year ago
I still wanted to go on. Didn't want to leave the poor guy unfinished.

I'm still sorry though.
AdrianBrony
#96188
1 year ago
Pynky: it's okay just uhh... maybe take it elsewhere next time or something? heh.

oh, and welcome back by the way.
Anonymous
#96198
1 year ago
Welcome back Pynky.
PynkyPy
#96201
1 year ago
BF and I went out for a bit. So yeah, I'm back. But I'm done this thread. So bye for this pic. I might comment more if it seems interesting.
AdrianBrony
#96204
1 year ago
ahh well, fun while it lasted.
Anonymous
#96224
1 year ago
I do like that we created a new tag type...
AdrianBrony
#96235
1 year ago
tag type?
Anonymous
#96236
1 year ago
What just happened?
Anonymous
#96239
1 year ago
>10 of 500 comments
>500 comments
Anonymous
#96278
1 year ago
Wow… This kinda reminds me of the epic threads from the EGS Mayhem forum, except, y'know, the sex ^_^

Is there an MLP forum for this sort of discussion?
AdrianBrony
#96321
1 year ago
^ I don't think so, which probably explains why a thread like this just happened.
Anonymous
#96393
1 year ago
People will find ways to say what they need to.
Anonymous
#96526
1 year ago
Darn, there should be, deep threads like this were pretty normal there. Hm…
Anonymous
#96569
1 year ago
There hardly needs to be a MLP forum for this kind of discussion. There's no end to the places on the internet people are willing to discuss topics related to sexuality and gender and whatnot, and do so fairly regularly. These issues aren't new.

Personally, I don't really understand the fascination. Recognition of female sexuality is nothing new here, and nothing to be frowned upon.
Anonymous
#96771
1 year ago
Well, the part I associated with the forum was the depth, not the sex :P Seeking hearts and even hands, long sprawling explorations of whatever.
Anonymous
#98074
1 year ago
the hell happened here? I leave for a couple of days and this happens?
We are trully on the internet.
Anonymous
#98440
1 year ago
You.. left the internet?
Dude. Not cool.
Albatross
#98550
1 year ago
A 15 year old such as myself should not be discussing this but...

The lols to be had are unlike any other.
Oh God...
The internet ruins lives and I'm loving the shit out of it.
Caramel
#98554
1 year ago
And this is the topic that spawned the "Caramel is disturbed" picture. Seriously, ya'll still going on?
Anonymous
#98557
1 year ago
^ 15? Get out while you still can. I'm not joking. Run. Run and don't look back least you be turned to a pillar of salt. SPARE YOURSELF, IT'S TOO LATE FOR US.
Albatross
#98621
1 year ago
^
>Be on 4chan since 12
>Lurk for 2 years
>Be told to run

Yeeeaahhh...that...it's already too late.
Anonymous
#98660
1 year ago
Oh, you're from 4chan.
Nevermind, you're already one of us damned. Welcome, brother.
Anonymous
#98686
1 year ago
...This has way too many comments.
Albatross
#98694
1 year ago
^^
hue
PonyRIG
#98826
1 year ago
in name of Equestia! WHAT MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT!
Anonymous
#98882
1 year ago
But a good wall of text, the kind of thing a troll would be proud if it were all so horrifyingly real.....
TooOldForThisShow
#98956
1 year ago


What am I reading
Anonymous
#99185
1 year ago
Um... this might be a bit off topic (or on topic) but I can't be the only one weirded out by this pic? Stuff like this kills the innocence of the show... and is more than a bit creepy.
PynkyPy
#99195
1 year ago
The innocence of the show is still with me. Internet dosen't really modify my thoughts on shows anymore. Even when I see porn of it.
Albatross
#99318
1 year ago
^Same here. Doesn't mean I can't indulge in a sick and twisted Google Docs fantasy, though.
MassiveSelection
#103568
1 year ago
i draw the line at sick and twisted g-doc fantasies. i havent read a legit fanfic since i read one about dj pon-3 causeing orgasms with her music.
Anonymous
#103980
1 year ago
Alright, that's enough comments for one image. Now stop posting.
Isshiki_Kotonashi
#104000
1 year ago
Nope
Anonymous
#104882
1 year ago
It's pretty goddamn telling when talking about masturbatory techniques and then engaging in sexual role-playing is considered acceptable behavior on a site about a little girl's cartoon show.
Caramel
#104891
1 year ago
MichaelXX2
#105178
1 year ago
This has to be the most commented-on image on Ponibooru.
Anonymous
#105259
1 year ago
42 favs for an image whose purpose is eroticism of a children's cartoon character.

this fandom sure is going places.
PynkyPy
#105264
1 year ago
Huh, can't be helped.
Anonymous
#105271
1 year ago
welp can't eliminate bigotry better stop fighting it
Anonymous
#105699
1 year ago
comenting in a epic image :)
Anonymous
#109415
1 year ago
Males pretending to be female and talking about masturbation.
Oh how I loathe you, internet.
edudls
#110096
1 year ago
Funny how people are still commenting on this, though this is definitely an image that's not going to go away.
Anonymous
#110423
1 year ago
Maybe it should.
emeriin
#110466
1 year ago
^^^ Seriously? You can't just believe we're female?
Anonymous
#110530
1 year ago
^
Nope. You are a bunch of twisted bastards.
PynkyPy
#110531
1 year ago
^ >>15784
Anonymous
#110534
1 year ago
^ Yeah, sure anon, keep telling yourself that.
emeriin
#110535
1 year ago
Sure. How much boy clopping is done here again? And how many times has it been treated like a bad thing?
Anonymous
#110537
1 year ago
>He's mad because of girls on the internet
>NO UR NOT GIRLS UR GUYS PRETENDING

Evidence that you are an autistic forty year old virgin.
PynkyPy
#110540
1 year ago
^ hey anon >>15784
Anonymous
#110544
1 year ago
@PynkyPy I was talking to the troll.
PynkyPy
#110549
1 year ago
^ But you're trolling us too! We are girls! :)
Anonymous
#110551
1 year ago
*facepalm* I know that.
PynkyPy
#110553
1 year ago
^ Sorry <:(
Anonymous
#110588
1 year ago
It's sad how this gets more favs than actual art.

I guess furries really have overrun this fandom.
Anonymous
#110598
1 year ago
^-- Or the favourites could be from the epic sexytime further up the page. Makes for better clop material than almost all of metalhooves lemons lol
Anonymous
#110610
1 year ago
^ like I said. Furries really have overrun this fandom.
Anonymous
#114148
1 year ago
^ Love & tolerance, anon! That's what we're all about.
Anonymous
#114249
1 year ago
Anything less than full acceptance is intolerance, eh?

How about I just lament the loss of innocence and the gradual replacement of simple fun with gratuitous T&A for the masturbatory fantasies of a bunch of perverts with little to no understanding of the words "appropriate behavior"
Anonymous
#115895
1 year ago
"Anything less"? Do you actually believe that?
StreakTheFox
#122697
1 year ago
Pynky, do you come here every day?
edudls
#122712
1 year ago
@114249
My idea on tolerance is that it is the ability to accept that these things exist, and even though you may not like it, just pass over it and attempt to ignore it to the best of your ability. You don't have to like it, but saying something you're going to regret or raging about it (not that I'm saying you're raging about this, but there are those who have) isn't going to stop people from doing it, and in fact may encourage people to continue in an odd reverse psychology kind of way.
edudls
#122713
1 year ago
tl;dr
Ignore it and try not to get flankhurt about it.
Anonymous
#124573
1 year ago
Where do I go when I want deep discussions?

Porn images.
sandstormzach
#124846
1 year ago
... Okay. That was... very interesting. Honestly the comments were hotter than the pic, after reading them all.
temponame
#124934
1 year ago
Now that I have picked my jaw up from the floor in sheer amazement from reading the comments, I am going to save them for.. archival purposes. Yes, archival purposes.
Anonymous
#126618
1 year ago
If you don't like something you can't say anything bad about it, you have to just ACCEPT IT and move on because anything less than acceptance is intolerance.

This fandom is a giant fucking hugbox for you isn't it?
PynkyPy
#126619
1 year ago
^ WHY YES! *HUGS ANON*
emeriin
#129077
1 year ago
And what's wrong with a hugbox? Hugs are fun!
Anonymous
#129310
1 year ago
^ Basically it insulates people, preventing anyone from reasoning with them or saying hey, maybe you shouldn't attention whore constantly. Like corporate yes-men but without actually being paid and making no fucking sense at all.
emeriin
#132291
1 year ago
How is it attention whoring and not having fun with your friends? As has been said, the guys here draw attention to their clopping the majority of the time.
Anonymous
#132907
1 year ago
Someone else's bad behavior does not excuse yours. I agree that it's a bunch of shitposting and I'll be glad to see it go, as I'll be glad to see THIS go and for pynky and co. to tone down the bullshit.
PynkyPy
#132914
1 year ago
^ This has been here for weeks. They don't mind. Anyways it's a tribute to the internet. It cannot be torn down.
Anonymous
#132959
1 year ago
How long it's been here has been irrelevant and it's definitely not a "tribute to the internet" so much as it is a tribute to your own perversion.
PynkyPy
#132966
1 year ago
^ The admins don't mind. They're letting this stay. So what you say is irrelevant.
Anonymous
#133275
1 year ago
Isn't this tagged explicit?

If you don't want to see explicit, why click on something tagged explicit?
Anonymous
#133549
1 year ago
The idea is that you stop shitting up the site with trash like this and your horrible attention whores and erotic roleplay and things. Go to r34 or some furry board instead, they're used to it. Hell, furries encourage it.
PynkyPy
#133555
1 year ago
@anon >>15784
Jackalovski
#134841
1 year ago
I have mixed emotions about this, on the one hoof, i'm glad to see such open ness, on the other it is rather public and that makes things uncomfortable. Anon #352 has a point about it being tagged explicit though, you'll only find this if you're looking for it.

@PynkyPy dont worry, I believe you are who you say you are, unlike most people on the internet I actually have female friends just like you IRL.
Anonymous
#142740
1 year ago
It's an honor to be able to comment someplace so epic... :')
Anonymous
#142748
1 year ago
^ You need to get out more.
Isshiki_Kotonashi
#172858
1 year ago
Hey everybody
New discussion at >>21680
Hop to it
WhiteSocks
#197265
1 year ago
I should "Save As..." this entire page and use it for reference if I should ever hit the "one-in-several-billion" ladyfriend jackpot. Knowledge, battle, etc.
Anonymous
#200426
1 year ago
This thread, is freaking hilarious.
Anonymous
#202698
1 year ago
the whole 'no girls on the internet' origin is simple, back in the day, there really were not that many females on the internet, if at all.

hence the old quote: "ah, the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and children are the fbi."
Flaskgarg
#237826
1 year ago
I just read the above comments....
I love this fandom....
Gittonsxv
#251715
1 year ago
god dam it thats a lot of comments xD this fandem is fucking awsome
ScarletWeatherRapture
#259075
1 year ago
best thread on whole site, no exeptions

really, I havn't seen anything more awesome since the birth of touhou hijack.
Anonymous
#291035
1 year ago
And where was I when all of this was happening?
Anonymous
#292065
1 year ago
Wow.

Just, wow.

I love you all for this.
Anonymous
#576190
9 months ago
...why am I okay with this?
Anonymous
#599833
9 months ago
WTF!!!??? X_X MY EYES!!!!!!
Anonymous
#606235
9 months ago
Playing vagina with a violin?Let's look at ponies with a cutie mark of,uhhh I don't know,a hoof?A horn?ok,I'm out of ideas...
Xuncu
#790759
7 months ago
A friend of mine once said:
"A slut sleeps with everyone, a cunt sleeps with everyone but you."
MaroonBunyip
#819409
6 months ago
this is the most commented on image on the site

Shockblock99
#825715
6 months ago
This is an educational, polite discussion on the internet about sexuality with almost NO trolling.
I love you. I love every single one of you and want to shake your hands. After, of course, you wash them.
HeroInferno
#830820
6 months ago
I just spent 3 hours going through all the comments here, everyone who participated you are all awesome and I tip my hat to you all.
Anonymous
#851698
6 months ago
DAMN....

two hours of my life very well spent reading all this...
mahtaitor
#979250
5 months ago
wow...so many comments....
Ruinar
#979307
5 months ago
Well done humanity. :)
Edudl2
#1194925
3 months ago
Ah, it's always nice to come back and give this a nice reread. Reminds me of my early months on this site, back when I didn't have a 2 in my name.
Anonymous
#1421649
1 month ago
Glory to Bronydom.