| Detective_Chmilewsky #590779 9 months ago |
Its a banana! |
| Vree #590816 9 months ago |
It's my Smarty Pants doll.
Of course I'm happy, were were you all Nightmare Night? |
| teyman10 #590823 9 months ago |
my pants ARE a banana >_>
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| DarkJester #590853 9 months ago |
What? This? Nah, it's not a banana, it's my penis. |
| thatguy #590884 9 months ago |
But I'm not wearing pants |
| Gregorius #590922 9 months ago |
Oh, that? Yeah, that's just a banana in my pocket... let me get that out of there before it turns all mushy. And now that that's done...
...yeah, I got nothing else, so... oh, look, there's a party in my pants too. Y'wanna come? ;D |
| dudemang #590957 9 months ago |
It's just a banana. I can't let Celestia know I like them, so I keep them hidden. |
| Anonymous #590968 9 months ago |
Beg y'pardon but uhhh... We don't normally wear clothes... |
| Wheezie_Moonflower #591150 9 months ago |
What silly question is that? I'm not a hermaprodite anymore, Zak and I split ages ago! |
| Jackarunda #591165 9 months ago |
These comments keep me up at night |
| Saufsoldat #591423 9 months ago |
It's a Banana.
But I am happy to see you. But I'm impotent... |
| Anonymous #591435 9 months ago |
No, it's a carrot. And I'm not wearing any pants.
...don't ask how it happened. |
| Calbeck #592234 9 months ago |
So... you're a pony who likes mmmmm bananas? -:3 |
| Anonymous #592342 9 months ago |
No, I just have a really big gun. |
| Anonymous #592924 9 months ago |
*pulls out banana*
No, but really I'm very arosed |
| Anonymous #593440 9 months ago |
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven. |
| OptimusSleepy #593790 9 months ago |
There are no bannanas in Ponyville. They require a written note from Applejack if they want to exist. |
| bronyguy09 #595648 9 months ago |
actually *looks in pockets* both |
| PowerToole #598113 9 months ago |
Well, I do feel kinda low on plotassium... |
| dudemang #609889 9 months ago |
Alternatively:
The united anti-socialist neo-democratic pro-fascist communist party is fighting to overthrow the unilateral democratic united partisan bellicose pacifist cobelligerant tory labour liberal party. (But there are no sides - they are all in this together.) Rarity is undercover trying to find out who supports the foreign banana plantations. Any brony found with a banana on him with be shot with by a firing squad and asked to leave Equestria. (Effectively, The Affair of the Lone Banana all over again.) |
| Anonymous #648679 8 months ago |
Rarity how you know I'm having banana in my pants cus my banana is literally 'happy' right now when I'm typing this comment. |
| Anonymous #679449 8 months ago |
both |
| Anonymous #1143349 4 months ago |
I got a banana in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it show it show it, she's sexy and she knows it. |