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Strat
#75275
1 year ago
Now we just need one of Quarter-Life.
Anonymous
#75283
1 year ago
"Haha, stupid poneh girl with no head"
Albatross
#75386
1 year ago
I legitimately lol'd
Calbeck
#75466
1 year ago
Excellent use of muffinage -:)
Leo_X
#75571
1 year ago
Shoulda made that bug-bait a muffin as well. But other than that...
YenaMuffin
#75650
1 year ago
Half-Pony: Derpy Beggining
In the future the world was dark and scarry. One day Griffins came and nopony knew why. Griffins were bird things that werent birds with ugly faces and sometimes glowing eyes and slaved ponys in the kingdom and made them angry and sad. Derpy Hooves who was living in the city and with her mom said "mom why are griffins here" and she said "Derpy Hooves Griffins are from meanness and outter lands and hate ponys."
Derpy Hooves realy hated Griffins because they beat up every pony and Derpy Hooves hated it. "mom why are they beating up that filly!" Derpy Hooves said to her mom. "Because she is pony Derpy Hooves, and they are evil Griffins" Derpy Hooves mom said back.
"Hey you Griffins stop beating her up you evil guys!" Derpy Hooves yelled loud at them. "Shut up kid or you will pay!" the Griffins said and aimed there claws at Derpy Hooves head. "Griffins dont aim your claws!" yelled mom then the Griffins clawed her and laughed "Ha ha stupid pony mare with no head" they said with smiles.
Derpy Hooves grabed her moms hand and said "mom you were beautiful soul and Griffins will pay." "Derpy Hooves no get out of here fast as you can..." Derpy Hoovess mom said and died. Then Derpy Hooves grabbed a wepon and shot the Griffins in the heart and said "this is not over."
The people around Derpy Hooves cheerd and smiled and said "good job Derpy Hooves we hate those Griffins!" Griffins made people fraid and when Derpy Hooves killed them it gave them hop.
"Griffins we are not scarred no more!" said Derpy Hooves and every pony around Derpy Hooves said "YEAH!" and grabbed rainbow cannons and rocks. Derpy Hooves and the ponies trotted fast like waves and went towards to the Griffin tower that was big like the sky.
"Where do you ponys think you are going?" a big Griffin army with lots of dragons said.
"To send you back to meannessand outter lands!" Derpy Hooves yelled with mad "ATTACK THE GRIFFINS!" Derpy Hooves yelled again.
The war was going and blowing things up when Derpy Hooves saw a gravity wand on the ground. "Griffins it is time to do what has to be done and live up to my family name" Derpy Hooves wispered with head down.
The Griffins were clawing ponys and steping on them with dragons and people were shooting rainbow cannons back and killing them sometimes. Explosions like 10 times of the sun went around Derpy Hooves but Derpy Hooves didnt care.
"Pony kind is losing and I need to help" Derpy Hooves said. Then a big rocket came down and blew a colts arm off and legs and head and killed other ponys too.
Derpy Hooves saw the dead going on all around. The Griffins were to strong and big but Derpy Hooves didnt care neither. Derpy Hooves put the gravity wand on and started to throw dragons and at buildings. The bildings fell and made dust and smoke and blinded Griffins so Derpy Hooves culd use the gravity gun to throw them into the sky realy high and make them squish.
The ponys were wining but then glowing things went in the sky and Griffins came out. "Derpy Hooves we have to go out of here!" a filly said to Derpy Hooves. "No they are all every where!" another mare said.
"You are surounded prepair to die" the dark stallion said.
Derpy Hooves lookd around. Griffins with claws were there. Derpy Hooves knew if ponys lost now it would be sad for ever.
"FIGHT" Derpy Hooves yelled.
Ponys runned toward the Griffins to kill them and the Grifns were going to shoot all the ponies in a second when a brite light came in teh sky. A shiny thing like the Griffins came from opend in the sky and a guy came out.
"Griffins leave my daughter alone" Princess Luna said.
to be continued...?
Anonymous
#75669
1 year ago
^Don't stop there.
Strat
#75706
1 year ago
^That was a adjustment to the original story, Hero Beggining. And it was beautifully done.
Crimson
#78021
1 year ago
Shouldn't she be holding a muffin instead of that antlion pheromone sack?