
| Anonymous #347844 11 months ago |
"Mum...put dad on the phone." |
| Anonymous #347848 11 months ago |
"Dad I'm a- I'm not a crazed gunman Dad I'm an assassin! What'd the difference be? One is a job and the other is mental sickness!"
"I'll be honest, my parents, do not care for it." |
| Anonymous #347853 11 months ago |
Be polite. Be efficient. Get the address of everyone who calls you... |
| StalkerZHS #347866 11 months ago |
and then, outta nowhere, when she was killing rainbow dash, everything above her neck became a fine red mist |
| Anonymous #347872 11 months ago |
@StalkerZHS
"Thanks fer standin' still, prankah!" |
| Anonymous #347999 11 months ago |
How to know when to stop taking jarate pills; you call your parents and the first thing you hear is a character from one of your favorite shows who happens to be a pony. |
| Anonymous #348667 11 months ago |
Fitting that we had this article today: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/pony-chat-mobile-interviews-ellen.html#more |
| Anonymous #349710 11 months ago |
@First Poster:
Even better, "Dad...put mum on the phone." |
| Anonymous #349761 11 months ago |
Thats apples mate |
| Anonymous #352174 11 months ago |
Pinkie... put Gummy on the phone |
| Anonymous #360024 11 months ago |
I'm not a crazed gunman Diane i'm an assassin! |
| Anonymous #386465 11 months ago |
^Now THAT makes me think they're married (Mare-ied?) |
| Anonymous #1034919 4 months ago |
Sniper: Pinkie, tell Twilight I have to reschedule her sniper lesson for next week. |