
| Anonymous #270519 1 year ago |
I am Painis Cupcake.
I will eat you. |
| primedawg9170 #270537 1 year ago |
I knew Painis Cupcake had something to do with the Cupcakes fic. |
| Anonymous #270538 1 year ago |
He'd probably team up with Pinkie to devour everyone. |
| ZePassionateOne #270539 1 year ago |
Painis Cupcake and Pinkie Pie *cupcakes* version...
*shivers* |
| Anonymous #270542 1 year ago |
Painis Cupcake and Pinkie Pie.
Well, We're boned. |
| Anonymous #270558 1 year ago |
Now the person who made these models needs to make one of Pinkamina for the guy who transferred them to Garry's Mod to put in the game to make this all complete. |
| Anonymous #270586 1 year ago |
The Red Soldier didn't know who (or what) the little red pony was, but the dead blue pony on the table across the room made her worthy of being in his army, he thought. |
| mr_mayne #270669 1 year ago |
go to sleep |
| Facelessguru #270682 1 year ago |
and so it begins |
| stormtrooper1701 #270709 1 year ago |
Oh, come one.
Noone else spotted Rainbow Dash? |
| ZePassionateOne #270729 1 year ago |
@Stormtrooper: What the hay are you tal...oh...oh dear. |
| Anonymous #270747 1 year ago |
For so long Painis Cupcake had been at the top of the food chain alone. He had eaten many an unsuspecting soul and struck fear into the hearts of men. The music people heard in his presence was a sign of certain death, and those who saw his grin knew only one thing to do: run. It was futile, though; Painis would always devour them all.
Until one day. He saw the pink pony bouncing happily amidst the carnage. The mutilated bodies, the dead pegasus, the blood- none of it was there last time Painis had visited the spawn. She turned to him and said "Oh, hi, mister! I'm Pinkie Pie! Who are you?" Before he could reply with his feared greeting, she continued. "Sorry this place is so messy! I guess I got a little carried away with making my cupcakes! Hee hee!" It was then that Painis realized what had happened. SHE had done it. All the fresh meat, all the prey- she had killed them. All the food was gone because of her. The only food remaining, of course, was her. He slid up to her, his joints clicking along the way He pointed to himself. "I am Painis Cupcake," he said. "Hee hee, that's a silly name!" she replied. "I do like the Cupcake part, though! Do you like cupcakes, Mr. Cupcake?" "I will eat you," he said back, ignoring the question. He then grinned his terrifying grin at her. "What? Why would you want to eat me?" she said. "I still have some cupcakes left!" She held out a tray that was filled with odd-looking cupcakes. Painis stopped smiling. He looked down at the tray. He was almost entirely carnivorous, but he thought one cupcake couldn't hurt. He grabbed one and popped it into his mouth, expecting a sweet, sugary flavor. He was wrong. The cupcake tasted of flesh and blood, of organs and tissues, of the food he loved. She turned her prey into cupcakes- and shared with him. She seemed ruthlessly efficient at her job, too. "Do you like my cupcakes, Mr. Cupcake?" the pony asked. Not being able to verbally communicate except to threaten his prey, Painis simply nodded. The pony giggled. "I hoped you would! Do you want to be friends? We can make cupcakes together!" Painis contemplated what she had said. Friends. That implied compassion, and even though he was glad she had decided to share her prey with him, he didn't have any feelings toward her except curiosity about what she'd taste like. Then he realized something. He didn't have to eat her. She had offered to make cupcakes together. They could capture twice as much prey together, and Painis would still be able to make sure he'd get what he needed to survive. Painis nodded again, agreeing to be "friends" with her. "Yay!" the pony cheered, bouncing up and down. "I can't wait to make another batch!" Painis simply grinned and laughed. The pony known as Pinkie Pie was no longer his prey. She was now his partner. ...For now. |
| Anonymous #270800 1 year ago |
Damn, that story was a lot longer than I thought I'd be making it. |
| Anonymous #270864 1 year ago |
Kill them both. |
| Anonymous #271024 1 year ago |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6 |
| Anonymous #271639 1 year ago |
#270864: I'm afraid that's impossible. Pinkie's fourth wall powers can allow her to survive and avert any attack, even if it seems to kill her. As for Painis Cupcake, if someone attacks him, he instantly Übercharges and eats them. |
| Kush420killa #271717 1 year ago |
O GOD DAMNIT |
| BMan #273801 1 year ago |
Now one must make vagijac-
Wait, no, that's an awful idea. |
| Anonymous #275097 1 year ago |
^Yes, yes it is. |
| CrocScraah #277864 1 year ago |
BEST FWENDS.
My TF2 spray is similar to this, It's Pinkamena shopped beside Painis before these models existed. |