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cyber95
#588135
9 months ago
The following completely true story is clearance GREEN. If you are YELLOW clearance or below, please avert your eyes, or report to the nearest Termination Booth.

1000 Yearcycles ago, there was another Computer. Alongside Friend Celestia, there was Luna. Constructed to help Celestia run some of the more tedious tasks in Alpha Complex during the nightcycles, Friend Celestia enjoyed the extra easy, but Luna felt wrongly unappreciated. It wasn't satisfied with what it had and wanted more, and attempted to take over the entire Complex for itself. A battle between Computers was fought for at least three daycycles. In the end, Friend Celestia managed to destroy almost all of Luna's servers. Almost all of them.
What remained was put onto a single hard drive and exiled to Sector MOON. So far away that they ran out of three letter sector codes.

Recently, activity has been detected in Sector MOON. Now, most of the security cameras there haven't worked in 478 yearcycles, but it's safe to assume that Luna has somehow managed to plan its escape, and hostile takeover as revenge. Somepony's going to have to do something about this.

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Still working out some of the details of the game but keep an eye out for a post with details on the when and how you can get in on this game if you're interested.
Anonymous
#588187
9 months ago
This sounds good I've never played Paranoia but I've read alot of stuff on it.
Tomaster
#588309
9 months ago
This isn't 1984?

Damn.
cyber95
#588325
9 months ago
Tomaster: Paranoia is like somewhere between George Orwell, Franz Kafka, and the Marx Brothers.
Anonymous
#588336
9 months ago
So, Twilight Sparkle is Psion, Fluttershy is obviously Sierra Club, Applejack is Free Enterprise, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are Death Leopard. Not sure where to place Rarity...

Of course, this is all moot, because the Mane Six would never do something so traitorous as join a secret society.
cyber95
#588369
9 months ago
@588336: Wow, that's actually pretty much exactly what I had before I went and changed everything around because I had even better ideas.
RjBrony
#588951
9 months ago
Fluttershy is augmented
Anonymous
#589567
9 months ago
Rarity would probably be a Romantic.
d715
#589778
9 months ago
@cyber95

Well of course everypony is really working for Luna, as well as being a commie mutie