
| Tophat_Pony #155413 1 year ago |
Nopony, mare or stallion, can resist the Dash. Just a fact of life it seems. |
| KLLRDG #155418 1 year ago |
Stupid sexy Rainbow Dash... |
| Strat #155419 1 year ago |
Everypony Loves Rainbow Dash! |
| Anonymous #155431 1 year ago |
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...
Nothing at all... NOTHING AT ALL! |
| Irceus #155434 1 year ago |
And that's when he realized that he should have opted for the full body armor. |
| Anonymous #155436 1 year ago |
Resist...showing...wingboner... |
| TBTabby #155441 1 year ago |
2 seconds later, Rainbow Dash was lying on the ground in a battered heap after learning that you can act like a goof in front of royal guards without their reacting, but physical contact is another matter entirely. |
| Anonymous #155453 1 year ago |
OPS |
| Anonymous #155479 1 year ago |
That would be embarrassing as fuck for her to find
And yes, full body armor here would be a blesing |
| Anonymous #155511 1 year ago |
haha this reminds me of a certain scene in the movie Police Academy |
| DR_SHRUBBERY #155560 1 year ago |
anon1:well thats because Dash really is wearing nothing at all...
nothing at all... NOTHING AT ALL! |
| Anonymous #155573 1 year ago |
I think he's doing a pretty good job of holding it together. |
| gooaygar #156741 1 year ago |
but the main problem with full body armor is a *ding* sound effect every time you see rainbow dash |
| Shadow-Dancer-666 #156764 1 year ago |
^He's a pony.
It wouldn't be a 'ding' less more of 'CLUNK' |
| Southern_Hospitality #156794 1 year ago |
Self... Control... Failing...
Urge... To rape... Rising. |
| Anonymous #156800 1 year ago |
@Tophat_Pony: Not many humans can either, when it comes to that. |
| Anonymous #157695 1 year ago |
Ah, the sweet, sweet suffering. |
| Anonymous #157748 1 year ago |
Being around Dash really puts your royal guard composure to test. |
| Anonymous #241507 1 year ago |
Rainbow Dash will never flirtily push her tail into your face. |
| Anonymous #292315 1 year ago |
D'oh, if he can't keep his bearing through THAT, he's clearly the new guy. |
| Anonymous #399024 11 months ago |
hurr hurr,
this made me smile like a friggin hurricane!!! xD |
| Anonymous #621437 8 months ago |
I have had something like this happen irl...except you would need to replace Dash with a woman wearing a pink tank top and replace bending over with flashing her boob. |
| Anonymous #621439 8 months ago |
^ *flashing a boob |
| Anonymous #654190 8 months ago |
Uh oh. Looks like a guards wasn't able to keep his sword sheathed in public..... |
| Demegor #773380 7 months ago |
GOD DAMN YOU WEAVER!
you keep making pics i wana write a story too! XD |
| Questionable_Object #1016139 5 months ago |
Dat godly self control... |