
| Anonymous #17527 1 year ago |
Looks like someone did that universe part for me. Time to finish the rest of the baking. |
| Anonymous #17531 1 year ago |
Oatmeal, are you crazy!? |
| Rocket #17542 1 year ago |
You can make perfectly good muffins with oatmeal. Very moist and chewy. |
| Anonymous #17544 1 year ago |
I might try and make this someday... minus the universe. |
| Xzaws #17556 1 year ago |
what is an applesouce? |
| Anonymous #17579 1 year ago |
Quoting Mr. Sagan! |
| Anonymous #17656 1 year ago |
I'm watching Carl Sagan right now! O_O |
| Anonymous #17669 1 year ago |
Stop with the shakin', it's time to get BACON! |
| Anonymous #17676 1 year ago |
Derp Sagan? |
| Anonymous #17801 1 year ago |
man i ran out of universe just last week |
| Anonymous #18060 1 year ago |
Dangit I forgot to pick up universe the last time I went through the monolith...now I have to spend another three years flying to Jupiter. |
| Anonymous #18293 1 year ago |
Take one monobloc (divided). Place the monobloc in a clean, ungreased space-time continuum. Detonate monobloc and allow universe to expand and cool. Once protons and electrons recombine, form them into several large balls and ignite. When hydrogen fusion is complete, allow to supernova. Collect the resulting heavy elements and swirl into an empty solar system. Stir until clumps form and hydrogen fusion begins. Wait for planets to cool. When cool enough to handle, cover with cold water and combine amino acids until fermentation begins. Gently bake in a 70 degree oven until land turns green (about 3.3 billion years). Sprinkle with spores and allow to stand until flowery. When apple trees evolve, mash 1 cup of apples... |
| Panzerpferd #63275 1 year ago |
Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers, fish shaped candies, fish shaped solid waste, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped ethyl benzene, pull and peel licorice, fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. (et cetera) |
| Anonymous #321861 1 year ago |
^^ and ^ are awesome posts. |