
| feather #53936 1 year ago |
seemed natural |
| Anonymous #53992 1 year ago |
Equestria's full of magical mysteries
Puzzles unsolved since ancient history Where does Celestia hide at night? Did ponies really use to live in black and white? Is Equestria round? Is it flat? Why can't anypony tell me that?! Like, what's with islands? Get more land. What's with deserts? Get less sand. What is Neighpon? Who was Hazil? Isn't a volcano just an angry hill? How did Celestia think up dirt? Erasable quills make my head hurt! Gems, apples, animals, fire How'd they get to set down all those wires? How is sand different from dirt? Fuckin' Pinkie Pie. How does she work? "Yo, how does Pinkie Pie know where to find you, huh?" "Are fillies small? Or just far away?" "Why does the moon look like a horse?" "What the fuck is a cupcake?!" Now here's just a list of some stuff: Trees, dragons, capes, a colt Dr. Whoof, Zecora, a different colt Two colts Equestria's got ten thousand ponies And Luna made us so that she'd never be lonely Macintosh's kids look just like Macintosh And my two kids look just like Macintosh (...?) Now open your mind Shut off your brain The mysteries of MLP can't be explained So fuck you Twilight, forget your tricks All you unicorns can suck our dicks! It's all MAGIC |
| Anonymous #54008 1 year ago |
anon1 that's possibly the most awesome response ever |
| Arrowshot #54677 1 year ago |
kickass |
| Anonymous #265683 1 year ago |
She thinks with portals.
Plain and simple. |