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Skoon
#246846
1 year ago
I'm starting to develop the theory that because Celestia has been alive for so long she has unintentionally created multiple personalities in order to cope with the natural madness born of so much time and knowledge weathered and gathered.

Perhaps the most tragic is Molestia. A sexual deviant that prays on innocence. Nobody can stop her. She is God like. This personality is as haunting and dangerous to Celestia herself as it is to any pony. Perhaps appearing in nightmares and/or in hallucinations.

One wonders how often this eerily grinning and hungered-eye expression is only hiding intense pain and sorrow. Masking a quiet scream for somebody to help her over-come her dark desires.

Perhaps she seeks the warmth of love, but it is twisted by the madness, and only affords her loneliness and guilt.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
TooOldForThisShow
#246849
1 year ago
Her other alternate personality is a gay European fashion designer.
Mastahopo
#246851
1 year ago
-Trollestia, Molestia, Tyrant Celestia, Maiden Celestia, Filly Celestia, Pranker Celestia, Anthro Celestia...
Well she was busy indeed...
Anonymous
#246855
1 year ago
escaping her will be easy, just make sure you aren't the slowest in the group. so rainbow dash is fine and it comes down to a competition between fluttershy and Derpy, but considering Derpy's job is flying around with mail and Fluttershy barely ever leaves the ground, chances are you will not see Fluttershy for a bit.
Skoon
#246858
1 year ago
@TooOld: LOL

@Mastahopo: Eeeeyup. I think pranker is the one that insults Luna. XD
Skoon
#246870
1 year ago
Yeah. I think Fluttershy is tonight's victim.
Anonymous
#246872
1 year ago
back away slowly and maybe she stop smiling creepily
Isshiki_Kotonashi
#246892
1 year ago
Slowly, a smile creeps upon the faces of the three pegasi, matching the matriarch.
"Hello princess! ♥"
Skoon
#246896
1 year ago
@Isshiki: I think... I think that would scare Molestia away.

Thing is, I can see Molestia only hallucinating the expressions and the three looking baffled.
Anonymous
#246996
1 year ago
"Er, can we help you, Princess?"

"Muffins!"

"Shhhhhhhhh......!"
Kein
#247026
1 year ago
You're sick.
TophatWaffle
#247044
1 year ago
i'd like to have fun with molestia.
Anonymous
#247543
1 year ago
celestia doesnt have friends. shes trying to make new friends obviously :P
K_thanks
#247571
1 year ago
Pff Molestia doesnt NEED friends
Zytrax
#247586
1 year ago
"You know, girls, I have some candy- and muffins- down in my chariot..."
Skoon
#247791
1 year ago
lol @ Zytrax
Skoon
#247920
1 year ago
@Kein: Well... DUH.

We the twisted are the makers of nightmares. Without us, the dreams don't seem as lovely.
Doctor_Whooves
#247940
1 year ago
lol; he's got a point, Kein.
Jarntazecht
#248084
1 year ago
If you lived that long, you would obviously need ways to occupy yourself. For those who say they can "live without" something, if you COULD get your hands on that thing without repercussion would you? If only because you're bored? Maybe Celestia became a filly-fooler because she had done practically everything else. Who knows.

All of this is of course non-canon; the real canon of it all doesn't even exist.
Skoon
#248121
1 year ago
@Jarntazecht: A good reasoning.

And of course, this is all just fan stuff. In the real canon practically nothing bad ever happens unless it's an exaggerated and yet simplified villain.

I like my own little version however. It makes Celestia incredibly fascinating to me. The again, I am obsessed with psychology.
Jackarunda
#248517
1 year ago
I don't get you guys. I wouldn't object if Molestia showed up on my doorstep.
Doctor_Whooves
#248524
1 year ago
^ So she probably wouldn't she up on your doorstep, unless she was specifically looking for a willing boytoy.

Mollestia seems to enjoy resistance; so she probably enjoys a scared/fighting victim.
Doctor_Whooves
#248530
1 year ago
In which case I suppose that means there could be a Cougarlestia persona floating around that 1000+ year-old brain as well, then.