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Erin
#159195
1 year ago
wat
Anonymous
#159198
1 year ago
Well that depends. Did you buy them for her or yourself?
Princess_Luna
#159199
1 year ago
Well, lying to her will piss her off, but telling her the truth might scare her away.
Anonymous
#159201
1 year ago
Wait, what?
Anonymous
#159204
1 year ago
honey what's your favorite stocking color
Anonymous
#159206
1 year ago
just sing "i feel pretty" to her.
Anonymous
#159208
1 year ago
Colorful mannequin legs? I don't know, how do you explain those?
Roboshi
#159209
1 year ago
Tell her you're going to rob 6 different banks.
Anonymous
#159210
1 year ago
If you bought them for her just tell you think they will help bring out her natural sexiness even more. She'll probably wear them for you.
Anonymous
#159211
1 year ago
"this is my fetish, don't run away I will find you. Now I want you to sing winter wrap up."
Anonymous
#159212
1 year ago
Wait wait wait, are these mannequin legs or stockings? If mannequin legs than wtf man.
MetalHooves
#159223
1 year ago
If I didn't still have giant soccer legs, I'd totally wear those. XD
Anonymous
#159241
1 year ago
You just need to find the right girl.

I once had sex with a chick dressed up as an Orion slave girl from star trek; green body paint and wall. FUCKING HOT.
Erin
#159249
1 year ago
It is my unending dream to have somebody call me Princess Luna during sex.
Obscure
#159262
1 year ago
Knew I was missing something.
Kasumi
#159263
1 year ago
I, for one, like wearing stockings
DaisyHead
#159299
1 year ago
this makes me happy
Anonymous
#159307
1 year ago
show her the spirit science video on chakras and tell her its to help her realign herself or something
Anonymous
#159334
1 year ago
So...are they fragile? They look Italian.
Obscure
#159352
1 year ago
Solid Color Thigh Highs, I think they'd be tougher then the transparent ones, but ya, I bet they'd have a short life span outside of the bedroom.
Ponymaru
#159437
1 year ago
^^
Oho, I see what you did there. Won some in a contest, did you?
DaisyHead
#159447
1 year ago
the word your are looking for is opaque
DaisyHead
#159448
1 year ago
^,^^
Obscure
#159463
1 year ago
^^^ Debating a purchase actually. I was overwhelmed by the ludicrousness of it so I decided to share.
Anonymous
#159472
1 year ago
^ If I've got this right, you want your girlfriend to wear these while you (presumably) do her from behind, and kinda imagine she's one of the mane cast?
Obscure
#159473
1 year ago
^Now there's an interesting idea.
Anonymous
#159481
1 year ago
^ If that isn't what you wanted them for from the start (that's why I'd want them, and it's the first thing that came to my mind upon seeing them, lol), what did you intend to buy them for?
Obscure
#159494
1 year ago
For general nocturnal cosplay. By which I mean ya, exactly that.
Anonymous
#159512
1 year ago
I'd get them, and just tell your gf you want to spice things up, then. Don't tell her you want to fantasize that she's a cartoon pony.

Calling about Rainbow's name during sex is definitely something you don't want to do. Trust me on that. :P
Anonymous
#159846
1 year ago
Tell her you expect a shitton of Christmas presents this year.
Anonymous
#159867
1 year ago
If she really loves you she won't care and laugh with you.
K_thanks
#160001
1 year ago
With a gun
Anonymous
#160219
1 year ago
"I like seeing you wear stockings and I feel like I'd like it even more with some variety."
Kaptain_Kildarby
#160400
1 year ago
Taste the rainbow?

Plan A: If they (the stockings) aren't too fragile, I would suggest putting about three handfuls of nickels in one, hitting her over the head from behind, and then explaining in a more controlled setting. Perhaps a basement of some form, but any shed will do really.

Plan B: If you don't want to seem like a psychotic rapist, which is completely understandable, try to get her to like the show as well. Subtly. How? I have no clue. After completing this extremely difficult task, I'm sure she will be more than happy to wear a variety of stockings matching the colors of the main characters.

Plan C: Give them to her as a gift. Say that they merely caught your eye in the store window, and decided that such lively colors really matched her wonderful personality. And that they complement her eyes and have a slimming effect. And other such flattering nonsense.

Plan D: I was once told that all problems can be solved with controlled amounts of high explosives. I really don't think that's the case here, but hey, you never know.
theplatinumcolt
#160951
1 year ago
say that youre making a leg lamp like from a christmas story, and you didnt wanna use the original thing, so you bought those stockings to be unique.
wwick
#161024
1 year ago
@Kildarby Plan C involves telling a gal that you got her clothes with a 'slimming effect'? Wow. Plan A is looking better by the minute.
Anonymous
#161045
1 year ago
Plan R: Put one over your head, one around her neck, rape fantasy. Many women have them. Enjoy.
Obscure
#165100
1 year ago
Anonymous - #159211: Wins most humorous comment.

MetalHooves: Wins most disturbing Mental Image.

Anonymous - #159241: Wins best overall answer

Erin: Wins most attainable dream.

DaisyHead: Wins best supporting comment.
Triskaideka
#171070
1 year ago
Simple answer: Get a girlfriend that likes MLP too. We exist. It may seem ridiculous for women to like such a manly show but I was in fact the one who got my boyfriend to like it. I would so wear those for him. The pink ones would go well with my dark pink hair and Pinkie Pie cutie mark tattoo.
PonyRIG
#171074
1 year ago
a girl wear this and she can transform then into katanas
Anonymous
#340194
11 months ago
Best comments ever!