
| CranialHeartache #488412 10 months ago |
Cover yourself in poop and they'll think you're just a pile of shit.
Then try to move while the shit is all on you, and you will then be as stealthy as Solidus Snakington. |
| Hex-Master #488418 10 months ago |
Why would monsters want to eat a creature covered in its own excrement? |
| Epicplatypus #488431 10 months ago |
THE TAG IS "SWEETIEPOO"
ONE WORD I HAVE IT BLOCKED FOR A REASON! And now I have to go and add all the damn typos to it as well because no one on this site knows how to tag correctly. Normally I dont complain. but really, this is getting ridiculous. |
| Anonymous #488439 10 months ago |
Maybe pony poo is an excellent condiment? |
| Hex-Master #488453 10 months ago |
^Aw man, if that's true than Sweetie's gonna get eaten faster than a bacon-wrapped scallop at a fat lady's wedding. Run, Sweetie, Run! |
| Anonymous #488458 10 months ago |
^"get eaten faster than a bacon-wrapped scallop at a fat lady's wedding"
This is the best phrase ever. |
| Hex-Master #488462 10 months ago |
^I try. |
| Jiranis #488466 10 months ago |
And nothing of value would be lost. |
| ZziAPACHEizZ #488482 10 months ago |
i hope she dies so this blog is over becuz ghost can't
shit i can't even enjoy sweetie belle anymore |
| ZziAPACHEizZ #488486 10 months ago |
tumblr why did i say blog -.-' in my rage i type bad i
guess |
| Silversoul666 #488511 10 months ago |
^ "Ghosts can't shit"...
Stop issuing challanges to the internet, good sir... |
| NightJack #488626 10 months ago |
I've come up with a way to enplane sweetiepoo, it's not Sweetie Belle at all but degenerated clone of Sweetie, that's why none of the pony like her and she well one day melt into a puddle of goo.
Good day to you all! |
| Glord #488638 10 months ago |
Okay I'm gonna need 2 snipers for covering fire, and someone with a chainsaw to go in with me.
Action time. |
| Glord #488642 10 months ago |
Oh wait forgot which blog this is, let the monsters feast.
(if it didnt post my previous comment, disregard this) |
| NightJack #488649 10 months ago |
@Glord I wouldn't if I were you, I'm about to nuke the site from orbit. |
| Glord #488662 10 months ago |
@NightJack
Yeah I didn't notice the tags when I first posted, you may fire when ready. Hell, I let you use my Kill sat just for safe measure. |
| OptimusSleepy #488890 10 months ago |
Dang, now I wanna see Sweetiepoo get zapped by the Orbital Friendship Cannon.
It's in Everfree forest. No-one will mind a bomb-crater. Or a hill made out of poop. Well perhaps Luna, who's castle was in the forest, but it's fun to give her the shaft. |
| Silversoul666 #488893 10 months ago |
Who the heck is creating stupid tags?
Is it a way to make the pic visible to people who are filtering? |
| Anonymous #489552 10 months ago |
Dogs eat shit all the time!
so uh, be careful crapping in the woods! |
| Silversoul666 #490092 10 months ago |
Time for a joke:
"There was a bird that didn't like to fly south in the winter. So he decided that year he would stay at home. One month after all other migrating birds like himslef had already gonne south, he realized he wouldn't survive there. So he had to give up and try flying south by himself. During his flight, it was cold and soon it begun to snow. The cold snow was too much for his wings, and he ended up falling in a farm. As he wondered if he would die from the cold, a cow went past over him, not noticing his presence, and took a dump on him. Wondering now if he was to die cold and covered in shit, it took the bird a few momento to notice he was not cold anymore. The warm shit was warming his body, he would not die form the cold now. With renewed hopes on survival, he begun to sing. The singing attracted a cat, who found the bird on the pile of shit, took him from, cleaned him, and then ate him. Moral: Not necessarily those who shit on you are your enemies. Not necessarily those who take you out of the shit are your friends." There, sorry to take up your time. |