
| unconditional #525563 9 months ago |
Fluttershy dear, I am touched that you have chosen me as a mating partner, but this simply cannot work. For you see, I am a human being and you are, well, a pony, from another dimension. Giving in would not just be a travesty against nature or human standards, but against the fabrics of reality as well. Oh, no no no please don't cry I know this means a lot to you and that we're in the middle of mating season. No, don't think that way, of course I like you very much which paradoxically. is the reason why I must not do this to ourselves. But Fluttershy, there are several other ways to demonstrate that I like you besides this way. No, there in no somepony else in my mind, I just told you the reason... what? no! I am absolutely not homosexual. Why would you go to such extre... flu...fluttlershy why are you looking at me like that... no! I can't believe you are actually trying "the stare" on m...ah!, what are you thinking! don't! You're hurting me... please... stop... |
| BK_Leonidas #525760 9 months ago |
^Beautiful. |
| Mescrep #526612 9 months ago |
^^
and this ladies and gentlecolts, is how you make a good comment. Dude that was great. |