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Anonymous
#342543
11 months ago
yes to your nos
Anonymous
#342545
11 months ago
Dude. No.
danis2005
#342546
11 months ago
Yes Derpy, you are just in time! Now open that oven and release Dinky!
Gatekeeper
#342548
11 months ago
Really? So we've moved on to Dinky abuse now?
Anonymous
#342553
11 months ago
This is how you make muffins.
Jackarunda
#342565
11 months ago
Nein, Sir, es gefällt mir nicht.
Anonymous
#342568
11 months ago
WTF is this? No, really. What is this? Some new meme?
-flood-
#342573
11 months ago
No Dinkabuse.
Anonymous
#342578
11 months ago
this is stupid.
Sparklehooves
#342586
11 months ago
Step 1: put child in stove
step 2: set at 400oF
step 3: wait
step 6: Derp achieved
Anonymous
#342589
11 months ago
^ It seems no filly is free from abuse now.
Colconbri
#342624
11 months ago
Why, Derpy. why?
Anonymous
#342626
11 months ago
BECAUSE CHILDREN DESERVE TO DIE
Pony_with_no_name
#342678
11 months ago
get off my internet criminal scum!
RealityCheck
#342720
11 months ago
The whole Dinky/Derpy thing was the BEST thing about the pony fandom.
Nice way to break it, jerk.
Anonymous
#343588
11 months ago
I'm reporting this.
Anonymous
#343614
11 months ago
An Trìal much? Google it, I'm not explaining the story.
your_waifu
#343746
11 months ago
nope, nope nope. dinkybuse is going on the list
Hex-Master
#343776
11 months ago
MAXIMUM DERPING ACHIEVED
Eclipse
#344182
11 months ago
You think she calls her 'muffin' just because it's cute?
Anonymous
#355764
11 months ago
@danis:
Yes!
That's whats going on, of course it is!
*slowly goes insane*
Clover_Patch
#392312
11 months ago
"Our apartment was so small, that mother made me play in the oven."
MammoH
#395341
11 months ago
today on proniboory: sweetie lost her head and Dinky got roasted.
Anonymous
#438309
10 months ago
*Whistles the chorus of Sabaton's 'Final Solution'.*
Anonymous
#441300
10 months ago
but... it looks like derpy just turned the burner on, not the actual oven
Anonymous
#1079601
4 months ago
One day the oven was broken and Dinky decided to try to fix it. She had been tinkering with things around the house for a long time before this, and she jumped at the chance to do something worthwhile with her slowly developing skill.

>ONE HOUR LATER<

she unsuccessfully worked at the problem after about an hour. She thought to her self for a moment, analyzing the interior of the cold dark oven. She started messing around with the pilot light. suddenly the oven roared to life, it had gone into self cleaning mode. She couldn't feel it at first but soon the inside of the oven became warm. Dinky quickly started pushing at the oven door with her front hooves but the little filly realized she simply didn't have the strength to push the heavy door open. Soon, the oven's insides had become an inferno. Before long her hooves became singed and she could smell her mane being burned to the roots. Dinky cried in agony as the heat increased, hot pain engulfing her. The oven continued to roast her to death. when the oven had finally finished she was burnt crisp to the bone, covered in boiled fat and caked blood, she would never get her Engineering Cutie Mark. BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD.

>SEVERAL HOURS LATER<

Derpy had come home after a long day's work and was ready for hugs from her most favorite filly in all of Equsetria. As she opened the door to her home, she could smell what was a mixture of smoke and something horrible like rotten fruit. She quickly ran into the kitchen to the source of the foul odor. The grey pony saw that it was coming from the oven. She lowered the oven door with her left hoof. Her crossed eyes widened and her mouth opened agape, tears rolled down her face. Derpy was more distraught than she had ever been in her entire life.

THE END