
| SPARTAN #565182 9 months ago |
Mr Flibbles very cross!
(Muffin for reference) |
| stryke #565202 9 months ago |
Red Dwarf, series 5, Quarantine of course. |
| StinkomanFan #565206 9 months ago |
Day 3: Patient #1554 has proceeded to speak to a toy doll whom she calls smarty pants. They talk about telling someone about something. Approach with caution.
Day 4: A guard broke into the room attempting to take the doll. He has been restrained and is currently going through observation Day 5: More inmates want the doll I fear a riot my break out if something is not done, but the guards assure me nothing will happen. Day 6: Patient #2223/the former guard has killed himself last night at 21:13 attempting to break out of his room. Security footage reveals he was shouting "Smarty Pants" whilst banging his head on the rails. I fear that the other prisoners may follow suit. Day 7: The Doctor who was told to interview #1554 attempted to tackle her shouting that he wanted the doll. I have to get rid of it before somepony else gets hurt. Day 8: Prisoners have broken out of holding cells and killed guards. The police have been called. As I hear them breaking my windows I must say one thing. I regret keeping the keys to #1554's cell in my lab. *That is all that is written in the notebook* |
| Anonymous #566166 9 months ago |
"You’re not like the others. You like the same things I do! Wax paper... boiled football leather... dog breath! We’re not hitchhiking any more! We’re ridin’!" |