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Gittonsxv
#605660
9 months ago
can you imagen the pain of not being allowed to move no matter what but having dash rubbing her self all over you? >_< it would drive me nuts
JP
#605667
9 months ago
To be that guard...
Jackarunda
#605672
9 months ago
Or being trapped in stone for eons with Celestia coming through the garden every day or so and shamelessly teasing you
Anonymous
#606008
9 months ago
Those are some really long neck.

Neck boner?
Epoch_Lionheart
#606126
9 months ago
@Jack I think that Celestia would do more than tease you if she gets into one of her moods.....
Ian
#606130
9 months ago
this is the best thing ever made by a human
NightJack
#606522
9 months ago
I'm starting to get the idea that he can be can nicknamed "blue balls" from all this.
Anonymous
#606534
9 months ago
Gitton, there isn't a career, oath, or risk of serious permanent injury that could keep me from letting her have everything she's begging for and then that little bit extra that turns into that delicious over-worked ache.
TBTabby
#606616
9 months ago
If Rainbow Dash did this, she wouldn't be able to walk or fly for the next six weeks. These guys are just like the Buckingham Palace Guard: They won't move when you talk to them or make funny faces, but physical contact is another matter: they are trained in hoof-to-hoof combat, and while they can't be sure you're trying to muscle past them in an attempt to assassinate the princess, they will err on the side of caution.
TGGeko
#608714
9 months ago
I was thinking she wouldn't be able to fly straight for a different reason.