
| Glord #568878 9 months ago |
roflmao |
| SenatorSufficient #568882 9 months ago |
Me either. |
| coolgame17 #568884 9 months ago |
And? What's the problem Spike? |
| StinkomanFan #568885 9 months ago |
So I said "That's not a Psychopathic unicorn! That's my Ma!" |
| CaptainChomp #568891 9 months ago |
Should be psychopathic, but yeah. Acting like a lunatic around little fillies and forcing ponies to fall in love with your raggedy doll would easily get you thrown in jail outside of the context of a girl's cartoon, Twilight. |
| Glord #568895 9 months ago |
Like a jail can hold somepony who can teleport. |
| Atiarotias #568899 9 months ago |
lucky you Spike |
| Anonymous #568901 9 months ago |
Just to think, Spike was RAISED BY THIS UNICORN.
No wonder all of the dragons we've seen are reclusive assholes. The most important times of their lives were ruled by some psychotic immature students. |
| Anonymous #568925 9 months ago |
Makes sense when you remember that Twilight was essentially raised by an autocratic troll with a possible rape streak that sends people to the moon for liking bananas.
Canterlot was a weird place. |
| Marlbrony20 #568994 9 months ago |
Should be Psychotic, but w/e. |
| TooOldForThisShow #569083 9 months ago |
Makes sense when you remember that Twilight was essentially raised by an autocratic troll with a possible rape streak that sends people to the moon for liking bananas. Except that this is primarily a completely innacurate fan interpretation of Celestia. Autocrat and troll, ye; rapist and evil tyrant, no. |
| Sandman #569357 9 months ago |
Are you kidding?
That's like, the best roommate ever! Spike, you have no idea how jealous I am. |
| Anonymous #569486 9 months ago |
I can't believe it either! Some dragons get all the luck. |
| Anonymous #569498 9 months ago |
What?.. I don't... What's your point Spike? I had a friend like that for ages (the parties were amazing) |
| OptimusSleepy #569530 9 months ago |
Allright, everybody's thinking it:
Spike: "That crowd should have had sex with ME!" |
| TrueAstralKnight #569554 9 months ago |
Twilight: And that's just what you know about me when you're awake... |
| imnotgivingmynametoamachine #569941 9 months ago |
^ That's mama Twilight to you, StinkomanFan! |
| Lancer #578226 9 months ago |
Technically, they didn't actually have sex with the doll... But Twilight has a place in any sales department on Earth. Our marketing people can make you want plastic ponies made by slave labor in China, and have caused people to buy things like pet rocks and chia heads, but to REALLY kick it up a notch... MAGIC! |