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Pegasi
#490902
10 months ago
Wow, I'm getting good at guessing the source.

And you (faggots) should learn to tag stuff like this as porn...
DPV111
#490911
10 months ago
What animal penis does Discord have?
I vote cetacean. PREHENSILE DOLPHIN PENIS FTW!
SawbonesMD
#490913
10 months ago
Why limit him to one?
AdrianBrony
#490922
10 months ago
#490911
I vote mouse. because it would be hilarious for him to try to rape one of the cast to find out it's a tiny mouse penis, and he literally gets laughed at until he just goes away.
Van_Horsing
#490933
10 months ago
There's no reason to call anyone a faggot, Pegasi. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Doctor_Whooves
#490946
10 months ago
^ Far too late for that.
AdrianBrony
#490952
10 months ago
also, I don't think I actually like shipping him with any character. usually it involves him being just "misunderstood" or looking for a laugh, even though he doesn't even think about sparing pinkie, and everything about his past makes him seem absolutely horrific.
Doctor_Whooves
#490967
10 months ago
All we know about his past is what Celestia said and what's depicted in the windows that were probably commissioned by her, lol. She may be biased, or trying to cover up the fact that they dated back in the day. :P

I don't doubt most ponies weren't very happy under his rule, but he doesn't seem evil or horrific to me. Even if he only ever did stuff like the chocolate rain/popcorn/mutated animals that afternoon he escaped, that kind of stuff happening 365 days a year would make one miserable enough without him ever having to actually want to cause suffering.
wiress
#490978
10 months ago
I'm not sure ships are really worth putting that much thought into, it's just pointless fun to begin with.
Satch
#490987
10 months ago
@ Adrian: You know, the vulva is a funny thing actually, the vagina can "wrap" itself around a pencil as tight as around a 1 liter bottle. So in all honesty, even if he had a mouses dick, it'd be more about how he used it. I can even imagine him doing it better then some moron that happens to have a big dick that just goes in and out. Since the least common of the 3 types of orgasms a woman can have is pure vaginal intercourse. Second being g-spot, and first place being clitoral.

*Puts her monocle on*
~The more you know.
Doctor_Whooves
#490996
10 months ago
On the subject of this ship, while I don't ship it, I do find it a bit cute for some odd reason. I do kind of like the look on Pinkie's face here, but it looks as if she could end up pregnant from this...

... and just imagine the offspring these two would produce. 0.o
AdrianBrony
#491029
10 months ago
#490967
dude, he convinced pinkie that nobody actually likes her, then made fluttershy cruel to reinforce that fact. what happened in the beginning was just him streching his legs, and there is no reason to doubt what celestia's claims of his past were.

he is a cruel being who is only interested in his own enjoyment.
AdrianBrony
#491037
10 months ago
#490987
oh I know I was talking more about him being laughed at after an attempted rape because of it.
LordFunkyFist
#491081
10 months ago
Well...at least she looks like she's enjoying it I guess...
Satch
#491094
10 months ago
@ Doctor: That would be one odd offspring indeed...

@Adrian: Fair enough, I guess in that sense it could work, depending how he performed the rape.
AdrianBrony
#491121
10 months ago
#491094
the point is he isn't able to actually pull the rape off because of it. not as much the mechanics as much as the blow to his pride.
Doctor_Whooves
#491129
10 months ago
#490967: He only went after the mane 6 'cuz they were something of a threat. He didn't even bother taking vengeance on Celestia, for over a thousand years of imprisonment during which he was aware of the passage of time. Without the Elements she's no longer a threat, and not worth worrying about.

Wouldn't you try to hinder someone that was trying to have you locked up after escaping?

And he didn't so much convince Pinkie as upset her for a few seconds (she would've gotten over it pretty quick, I think), and during the moment of weakness place her under a spell that produces what seems to be a completely artificial emotional state. As he showed with Fluttershy, he never even needed to bother "convincing" any of them of anything. The spell he was using works whether he's made them doubt their friends or not; he just toyed with them verbally for the lulz.

He doesn't seem genuinely evil, though, any more than any of the other "villains" on this show. It's a kid's show, and there's only so "evil" they're going to go. From that clip for tomorrow's episode, Discord even takes Twi back in time to hear his riddle about findind the elements again... I mean, going out of his way to give her more hints about how to beat him is just really twisted and sick. :P
Jackle-App
#491137
10 months ago
OH GOD JOKERMAN FONT.
AdrianBrony
#491160
10 months ago
#491129
we'll see how he acts when he isn't in control. he only seems like a half nice guy because he has no need to serious up. he's a control freak of the highest degree. the motive doesn't change the fact that he didn't HAVE to convince the cast of things on top of the brainwashing. and he was not reluctant in the slightest to do so. he took pleasure in that moment where he had actual control over them without need of the spell, and when Fluttershy denied him that pleasure, he lost his temper fairly quickly.

the show had a dragon that tried to kill spike for tresspassing, I'm pretty sure it can get away with an actually evil villain.

plus, there's still the fact that the show has given no indication in the slightest that celestia would ever lie about the past he has. I take her statements, and the representations, at face value, because the show has given me no reason to doubt them.
Doctor_Whooves
#491180
10 months ago
Lost his temper? He seemed more humorously frustrated to me. That isn't my idea of genuine, uncontrolled anger.

True, that one dragon seemed to be a bit of a jerk. But who knows what his story was. "Evil" is a word I rarely use, unless it's for the most cliched, dull, black & white villain ever. Evil doesn't exist in the real world, and fiction is more interesting when the villains have something else to them.

I've no doubt Celestia was being honest, as she saw it. But she's a control freak herself; she just prefers a completely unnatural state of near-perfection and control of the natural world. Of course she'd see what Discord was up to as one of the highest of crimes; it was an affront to her very nature. There's a middle-ground between the two that I prefer myself, though. Perfection is boring, and absolute chaos would be too stressful.

Discord is no worse than NMM. Both want to bring about something (eternal chaos vs. eternal night) that would tend to have a negative impact on mortals. But neither of their motivations seem to be a desire to make others suffer, any more than I believe NMM was trying to artificially boost the Vitamin D supplement market.
Satch
#491198
10 months ago
Tbh Adrian, I don't think he would give a shit even if they'd laugh xP Heck, I could even see him shrink their vulva's down to size, or even make them larger for the heck of it. Discord doesn't seem like one to care for petty details when he has the power to alter reality ;P

Also, I'm finding the Discord discussion to be fairly interesting :P
AdrianBrony
#491218
10 months ago
#491180
evil does exist in the real world. and don't get me wrong. when I say evil I don't mean moustache twirling one track minded villain.

a villain could have a reason, yet still be evil. a villain could be complicated, but still evil. a villain could have redeeling factors, but still evil if he doesn't make an attempt to use them.

Faust herself said all of equestria would have starved if NMM got her way.

there's nothing claiming celestia is a control freak. the towns have mayors and local government that mandate their own control of the weather and the natural world how they see fit. the world is far from perfect anyway. if it WAS perfect everfree wouldn't exist, appleloosa would never have had a land dispite, ponies wouldn't have to work for a living, and fluttershy wouldn't have to feed carnivores meat (she gives fish to ferrets in an episode). you're projecting character traits on her that are not even there.

if celestia were as much a control freak as you claim, then ponyville would use magic to change the seasons like canterlot, which would avoid much stress and effort.

plus, it's fairly obvious the natural world is broken. the ponies have to make it work instead of it just working on its own. it's very possible discord is the one who broke it to begin with.
AdrianBrony
#491224
10 months ago
and he dropped his facade, and stopped his goal when someone wasn't playing along. it it takes that little to make him go "fuck it!" then what happens when things actually begin to defy him?
AdrianBrony
#491227
10 months ago
evil isn't not having redeeming qualities, evil is refusing to use them.
CaliBrony
#491302
10 months ago
I have a feeling we'll learn tomorrow whether Discord is truly evil or just a troll. Until then, it's pretty pointless to argue about it.
Doctor_Whooves
#491315
10 months ago
There's no evil, at least not IMO, in the real world. Just people and the things people do. "Evil" is just too absolute-sounding a word for me to be comfortable with. It's almost supernatural sounding, and most of the people I've encountered who go around proclaiming some notorious figure as "evil" don't define the word in the way you just did. Usually, they seem to be trying to separate those individuals from the rest of the human species, in an attempt to make themselves feel better about what they are, and the capability of doing some sick and twisted shit that all humans have in common. As long as people use the word for that purpose, I don't use it.

Personally, I don't think NMM's "eternal night" would've lasted all that long. She only wanted appreciation, not for anyone to suffer. She genuinely didn't seem to have given any thought as to the consequences of what she was trying to bring about. Upon seeing some of those consequences (had she been successful), she probably would have ended the night.

No, Equestria's not perfect; that's one of the reasons it's interesting. The unexpected, chaotic, or random elements opposing the enforced status quo are what make the place not dull. Basically Discord, in moderation.
CranialHeartache
#491545
10 months ago
It would make more sense for Discord to have a human penis, as unfortunate as that is.
Anonymous
#491807
10 months ago
Don't forget, Whooves, that NMM was also under the influence of whatever it was that sent her over the edge. Chances are that she would be incredibly stubborn against anyone who would suggest that she end her night for even a day, despite the obvious ramifications of there being only night ever.
DPV111
#492236
10 months ago
I'm just amused beyond belief that this discussion took place on this pic.