| Anonymous #20956 1 year ago |
You know, I don't want to be a ponyhumper or anything, but I am wondering where their damn genitals are if Faust's statement is canon. |
| Anonymous #20959 1 year ago |
Dude....it's a show for kids. They're not going to have pony genitals on full display. |
| Anonymous #20967 1 year ago |
Lauren is just the best :P |
| Anonymous #20972 1 year ago |
Interesting. It'll make the furries happy. |
| -Prime- #21003 1 year ago |
The reaction to Lauren's comment just makes me laugh. |
| Anonymous #21017 1 year ago |
^You know it's true, what she has done will liberate the most horrible things humanity can do..... oh wait we have been doing Rule 34 already for months so it matters nothing. |
| Anonymous #21096 1 year ago |
Yep. Faust is a realist. |
| Anonymous #21099 1 year ago |
Let's just say for all intents and purposes, their genitalia is retractable...and invisible |
| Kriegs #21120 1 year ago |
It's a cartoon abstraction. Much like how the ponies can smile without looking as unspeakably horrifying as a smiling horse, we needn't concern ourselves with their terrifying plumbing. |
| Anonymous #21140 1 year ago |
fucking saved |
| Anonymous #21641 1 year ago |
Not like it would've stopped the internet anyway. |
| Anonymous #21659 1 year ago |
kind of like how Donald duck doesn't wear pants but you don't see duck penis hangin free. |
| Anonymous #21990 1 year ago |
I don't think invisible, retractable genitals are necessary. Ponies don't have hang-ups over their own bodies. I'm sure nopony would give a second thought of walking behind any other pony and seeing their genitals. |
| Anonymous #23506 1 year ago |
Cloacas. |
| Anonymous #49517 1 year ago |
She's activated our trap card! |
| Anonymous #49524 1 year ago |
Mrs Faust should really be careful with her responses, knowing the fandom her show has... |
| MetalHooves #50872 1 year ago |
My god, she's gone and made all of my fics entirely plausible. |
| Anonymous #186767 1 year ago |
@659: Birds don't have penises, they have cloacas. |
| Anonymous #186785 1 year ago |
Actually I'm happy that she made that statement. I feel better knowing that mrs. Sparkle had to give birth to Twilight than imagining magic mirrors or rainbows touching each other... |
| Anonymous #206213 1 year ago |
@767: Most birds don't have penises. Some birds do (called a phallus), normally hidden within the cloaca, but comes out in its full glory when mating. Ducks are one of these species, and they have some rather scary pieces of equipment! |
| Anonymous #454801 10 months ago |
I have a phallus. |
| Anonymous #489255 10 months ago |
This is probably the only time I'll ever think somepony yelling at Ms. Faust is funny. |
| togashimenai #605754 9 months ago |
Duck penises are very long and spindly things that are highly skilled at navigating mazes.
And no, I'm NOT making that up. |
| Anonymous #995598 5 months ago |
^^^^^^*penises; |
| Anonymous #996463 5 months ago |
It would be hilarious if out of nowhere ponies on the show had genitalia. Not obvious genitalia or in a sexy context, just randomly we tune in one episode and they all have reasonably-sized and -positioned genitalia.
It would make the show more accurate, and the ensuing shitstorm would be something I'd PAY to see. |
| Anonymous #1147133 4 months ago |
@ 996463
right on! XD |
| PPPP #1320472 2 months ago |
@1147133
The PPPP is on it as soon as we can amass enough members. |