
| Turin_Aramaia #189753 1 year ago |
Nice poke at the Chick Publication Bible comics. |
| Anonymous #189755 1 year ago |
lol that is horrible |
| Anonymous #189756 1 year ago |
FUCKIN A |
| Anonymous #189758 1 year ago |
Awesome |
| Anonymous #189760 1 year ago |
And Pinkie.. You paradox'd again |
| Anonymous #189761 1 year ago |
So what she had drunk sex with her bunnies afterward? Meh, still less worst than having sex with your two drunk daughters. |
| Anonymous #189765 1 year ago |
^ YEah the bible is freakish. |
| Anonymous #189771 1 year ago |
Haha, well done. |
| balom #189785 1 year ago |
Pure genius |
| Kohdok #189786 1 year ago |
I've seen some of these float around my local grocery store from time to time... man... they're so ignorant... and I'm a Christian saying that. |
| AdrianBrony #189789 1 year ago |
YES! I remember these things! Gah I feel so stupid how I used to hang on their every word! |
| JustTheBast #189794 1 year ago |
Hey, it even has a bible-accurate definition of righteousness: "Don't fuck with my guests; here, rape my virgin daughters instead!" |
| Cog #189820 1 year ago |
oh my god this is awesome. the last panel sells it. |
| marioandsonic #189826 1 year ago |
And that's how Equestria was made! |
| MetalHooves #189863 1 year ago |
The worst part is, I totally remember this story from my childhood. XD |
| BGPony17 #189874 1 year ago |
Best. Punch. Line. Panel. EVER! |
| Anonymous #189877 1 year ago |
What gives? I thought you were a bro, Celestia! Heh. It's clear a lot of work went into this. |
| Jackarunda #189880 1 year ago |
Given that the fandom made everypony in Ponyville gay, it wouldn't surprise me |
| Anonymous #189893 1 year ago |
Because offering your virgin daughters to be gang-raped is the hallmark of peity, mercy, wisdom, and goodness! :D |
| Anonymous #189898 1 year ago |
Then angel look back and turn into a pile of salt. |
| Anonymous #189902 1 year ago |
oh you magnicifcent cockbites, this is hilarious |
| Anonymous #189957 1 year ago |
Celestia: "guess who is going to be banished for using my likeness. . ." :D |
| Anonymous #189962 1 year ago |
Needs one of those checkboxes at the end asking you if you accept Celestia as your savior. |
| Anonymous #189980 1 year ago |
Oh man, you got the faceless Celestia and everything, this is amazing! |
| YenaMuffin #189991 1 year ago |
That is the best parody of a Jack Chick tract I have seen in ages. |
| Captain_Carnation #190024 1 year ago |
I guess you could say that Ponyville partied... a LOT.
*crickets* I'm sorry. I'll show myself out. |
| RealityCheck #190025 1 year ago |
JustTheBast: more like "this town was so perverse that THIS guy was the most decent one there."
Think about it: the whole neighborhood showed up in a rioting mob just to rape two strangers--- and kept trying to find them even after being struck blind.... that's some pretty serious hardcore evil there. |
| RealityCheck #190050 1 year ago |
...and God had promised to spare the city if just TEN righteous men could be found within it. Think about that. They couldn't find even ten people like LOT in the place.... |
| Anonymous #190073 1 year ago |
Totally based on one of the creepier stories to make it into the bible. |
| Anonymous #190100 1 year ago |
OMG. Brilliant XDDDDDDD |
| Anonymous #190136 1 year ago |
Fuck yes this is brilliant XD |
| Anonymous #190153 1 year ago |
^#189755
That's the Bible. You are offending many people with your comment. |
| Anonymous #190165 1 year ago |
Wow, really sounded like Prophet Lot's (peace be upon him) story!!
Kudos! |
| Skipta #190170 1 year ago |
@RealityCheck: Have a reality check: Do you seriously think that evil includes the newborns and young children and ALL the adults? Remember that the Abrahamic god has very absurd criteria for what "righteousness" is. They wouldn't all be a bunch of rapists, it could be as simple as "they eat the wrong foods" or even having a different religion but being perfectly nice. Also keep in mind that apparently he could BARTER with GOD. He managed to get the All-knowing creator of the universe to go "Yyyyyeeeaaah. Good point, I guess if you could find 40... Oh you couldn't? 25 then..... Not that either? I guess if you can find 10...". Now that is incredibly arbitrary. Even if the only other righteous person was his wife (also, "men", apparently you can have all the good women killed you want) why kill her as well? Just to pretend you have the literary value of ancient Greek literature?
That said, none of it happened anyway. Obviously. |
| Anonymous #190219 1 year ago |
Religious debates make Fluttershy cry in a dark, lonely corner, and nopony is there to comfort her. |
| Anonymous #190258 1 year ago |
Pierre Zaius, I salute you. |
| PinkiePie #190281 1 year ago |
Oh, I love that story. Even it's the only one dady told us though. |
| seapony #190297 1 year ago |
But wouldn't Pinkie's sisters be grown up, too? /taking this too seriously. |
| RainbowBrisk #190543 1 year ago |
Fluttershy should have pulled out her de-sexing stick and waved it around most un-sexfully. |
| WhiteSocks #190746 1 year ago |
This is perfect parody of both the Sodom story and Chick tracts. |
| Anonymous #190885 1 year ago |
^RainbowBrisk:
Sodom, named after sodomy, and Ponyville, named after an even weirder move. |
| Anonymous #190913 1 year ago |
At first I was like: "grrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Then I lol'd! |
| Anonymous #191612 1 year ago |
However, Twilight Sparkle and Spike didn't make it out of the burning house. Let that be a lesson to you. |
| Anonymous #192450 1 year ago |
^ they're angels, they just flew back up to heaven (Canterlot?) after Fluttershy left. |
| Anonymous #192765 1 year ago |
Three Bible stories mashed together and blended with ponies. Tastes like...
Awesome. |
| Anonymous #198371 1 year ago |
Fortunately, Pinkie said "let there be party!!!"... and it was good!! :D |