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MetalHooves
#282854
1 year ago
I decided to take a break from the highfalutin stuff on my dA page [A Dark Sky, My Own Little Pony, etc] and do a good ol clopfic.

With Braeburn.

I enjoyed writing this. After I finish my bigger projects, I may go back to simple clopfics and/or start trying 3rd person shipping fics. Yea or neigh?
Yeoseo
#282869
1 year ago
>See MetalHooves fic
Oh boy!
>Applejack in tags
OH BOY!
>Braeburn
Oh.
Gezora
#282910
1 year ago
Didn't know you did boy/boy, Hooves.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.
StreakTheFox
#282929
1 year ago
HOW!
how do you get your stories into these image formats?
Somepony please tell me!
YandereShy
#282963
1 year ago
>See MetalHooves fic
Oh Boy!
>Braeburn
c:
AdrianBrony
#282968
1 year ago
it's time for the METALHOOVES DRINKING GAME (all in good fun.)

taake a shot every time:
the phrase "pleasure curve" is used
the phrase "wet patch of fur" is used
the phrase "again and again" is used
the word "appendage" or "manhood" is used more than twice in the same fic.
A unicorn's horn is fellated
A unicorn has a horngasm
a kiss goes right into full makeout immediately.
A unicorn's horngasm is described as a sparky liquid
sex with female goes "oral on human > manual on pony > oral on pony > intercourse."
sex with a male goes "rubs human's thighs > kisses/licks human's thighs > oral on human > further sexual conduct > any semen ejaculated by the pony will be "cleaned up" by the human."
your character "doesn't normally like ponies/guys/etc but..."
AdrianBrony
#282989
1 year ago
don't take it too hard, metalhooves. just some lighthearted ribbing.
Aquaman52
#283058
1 year ago
It was only mildly disturbing until I imagined Braeburn keeping his expression in the image at the top during the entire encounter with Second Person Man.

Now I don't know if I'll ever sleep again.
Wallflower
#283118
1 year ago
Welp this just made my day.
Monkey_Zombie
#283165
1 year ago
Dude your awesome. Even if I'm not into Braeburn I still enjoyed reading the fic.
WhiteSocks
#283211
1 year ago
...I just keep getting gayer and gayer for Braeburn.
packer_dash_52
#283270
1 year ago
great fic metal, i just wish you haden't got me addicted me to these.
also why doesn't anyone like Braeburn
your_waifu
#283274
1 year ago
aw yeah you know i've been waiting for this

i'll get to read it when i'm all sleep deprived from not sleeping and then working a full day it'll be great
teyman10
#283612
1 year ago
love this.
theplatinumcolt
#283690
1 year ago
oh sensei, you never fail to write marvels that intrigue all of ponibooru =]
ColgateUnicorn
#283701
1 year ago
>Metalhooves fic
Oh boy!
>Braeburn
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
MetalHooves
#283885
1 year ago
@ AdrianBrony: YOU'VE DISCOVERED THE PATTERN! YOU KNOW TOO MUCH! XD

I'm surprised this was so well recieved. Maybe my special talent is being gay. XD
Yeoseo
#284452
1 year ago
....W-what would a cutie mark be for being gay look like?...
your_waifu
#284757
1 year ago
the best
MetalHooves
#284796
1 year ago
I've decided on my cutie mark. It's that symbol that Prince made his name, with the variant for lesbians on one side and the variant for gays on the other, all on a heart, on top of an open scroll. :D
Anonymous
#285774
1 year ago
^^^Rainbow triangle
Rainbow-Stache
#288680
1 year ago
Gay beastiality for the win?
NetherLips
#290518
1 year ago
a way to make this story really really good is to replace Macintosh with david mitchell, Braeburn with stephen fry and 'you' with hugh laurie
NetherLips
#290524
1 year ago
also if you imagine every erect penis turning into Marty McFly giving a thumbs up
NetherLips
#290529
1 year ago
also, metalhooves that is the most complicated mark i have ever had to picture I think you should add an entire Gran Turismo track design over the top as well and a blingee gif of snoop dog smoking weed
Anonymous
#290622
1 year ago
I don't think it's possible for me to go gayer for Braeburn right now, daaaaamn!
MetalHooves
#291084
1 year ago
Neth, you gotta point. I decided to bring it down to a quill writing on a heart. XD
ColgateUnicorn
#291098
1 year ago
Metalhooves please never stop
dont change
please
teyman10
#311904
1 year ago
your gay stories are the best.
MetalHooves
#315535
1 year ago
^ I do have a bit of a bias. XD
MagnesiumFlint
#323908
1 year ago
I'm a guy...
Why does this arouse me?
MetalHooves
#331058
11 months ago
^ Because you like men. Nothing wrong with that.
Malak1147
#381642
11 months ago
ME GUSTA