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Anonymous
#329302
1 year ago
I wasn't expecting this.
ThePowerofANON
#329306
1 year ago
Added the Speedy Gonzalez tag. Looney Tunes needs to appear here more often.
DNCSquared
#329308
1 year ago
True, true.
Anonymous
#329330
1 year ago
This race become 20% cooler
Anonymous
#329341
1 year ago
And with a single image, the 187,294th Fandom War began...
Anonymous
#329355
1 year ago
dash is winning so its true :D
Marlbrony20
#329377
1 year ago
The furry needs to go, but I approve of the other three.
TryHard
#329380
1 year ago
^what
Anonymous
#329384
1 year ago
^I think he's talking about Speedy...
Anonymous
#329403
1 year ago
^MarlBrony20 probably doesn't even know who Speedy is. kinda sad...

Anyway, the artist forgot spongebob from that one episode. you know; the one where he goes "Wanna see me run to that mountain and back? ...Wanna see me do it again?"
409
#329417
1 year ago
SO MUCH SPEED
Anonymous
#329422
1 year ago
You bronies don't realize it yet, but everyone in-pic is trying for third place. Pinkie and Pepe le Pew are already at the finish line.
togashimenai
#329424
1 year ago
1st place: The Flash
2nd place: Rainbow Dash
3rd place: Speedy
Did Not Finish: Sonic
Anonymous
#329430
1 year ago
Where is Road Runner?
Anonymous
#329433
1 year ago
Sonic = Under normal circumstances, very fast by the standards of his own world, but not quite fast enough to hang with these guys. Unless he goes Super, then he's just broken and probably unstoppable.

Rainbow Dash = Fastest pony, and ponies are a pretty fast species to begin with. Can achieve godly speed only in instanceswhere she is helping a friend (a teased Fluttershy, a falling Rarity) and is unable to use Sonic Rainboom under other circumstances.

Speedy = Cartoon physics allow him to go as fast as he wants no matter how ridiculous. Since he is powered by the same laws of absurdity as Pinkie Pie, he may just be impossible to beat.

Flash = Can easily reach any speed he wants in the blink of an eye, up to the speed of light. Faster than lightspeed would send him into the "speed force" which may kill him, but like Dash, he draws power from a connection with others and can return from there if he thinks of someone close to him (usually his wife Linda.) Does not have infinite endurance like the others seem to.

RESULT: Speedy wins. Flash second. Dash third. Sonic last.

CAVEATS: If Sonic has seven chaos emeralds, or if Dash is racing to help a friend in trouble, all bets are off.
DNCSquared
#329434
1 year ago
^That's something I wondered when I saw the image.
...Probably at the finish line already.
AkatsukiKaizoku
#329471
1 year ago
NOW THIS IS 20% MORE RACIST!

Kidding, but yeah, we need the Road Runner, after all, the only way to beat a more broken character than Speedy, is using a character which TORTURED A POOR HIGH INTELLECT COYOTE AND EVERY PLAN HE MADE
Sound_Mind
#329504
1 year ago
^^Even if Speedy works on the same level as Pinkie Pie, I'd still give this to the Flash. No denying Speedy is quick, but never depicted as having that high of a maximum base speed; just a really high acceleration. rate that lets him get outta trouble at a moment's notice.
All he other competitors have been recorded as breaking the sound barrier (In one form or another) and therefore are probably much faster Sorry Speedy. You get dead last in this case

Moving on to Sonic, he actually, I think, would get second here. No offense to Dash. She's anything but slow. But Sonic, even without the Chaos Emeralds or a friend's life on the line, can break the sound barrier, where as with Hash, it takes certain extenuating circumstances for her to make a Sonic Rainboom.
Dash: Third Place

Finally we get to the red menace himself. Flash is the quintessential speed demon. He, like he others, lives fast and don't slow down for anything save those he cares for. The Flash has indeed broken the light barrier before. In one instance, he circled the earth several times in a few seconds to beat down Luthor who had merged with Brainiac, using the kinetic force as a weapon to tear the two apart.
He has to be careful though. Going beyond Light Speed puts him at risk of flipping into the Speed Force, as was mentioned before. Still, if he keeps just below the Light Threshold, he can win with ease and not risk his neck in this race.
Yeoseo
#329876
1 year ago
Add Youmu Konpaku and we got a race.
Ubersarsh
#329926
1 year ago
We need to add the slowpoke in there. We all know that he's holding the quick claw
Anonymous
#330026
11 months ago
GO SPEEDY GONZALEZ WOOOOOO
Kanashi1kage
#330030
11 months ago
Sound_Mind

characters with cartoon physics that allow them to go as fast as whatever don't lose. They don't live on any form of logic beyond fast as the plot demands. And if the plot demands they outspeed the Flash, they will do just that.

Characters who's limits are the sky > characters who have stated limits.

Beyond that though, I agree with what you said.
Anonymous
#330239
11 months ago
Space physics is a lot like selective spacefolding.
BackgroundPony17
#330305
11 months ago
Cartoon physics won't help in a race, because they only work when you don't stop to realize that they shouldn't. If you're TRYING to be fast, you can't use them.
Anonymous
#330328
11 months ago
The Flash can outrun instantaneous teleportation.
He wins hands down.
Anonymous
#331345
11 months ago
Being in superhero comics Flash is suppossed to keep at least a non-absurd ammount of realism.

Penalty points for non-comedic imba.
zralf
#332118
11 months ago
needs roadrunner
SRD639
#333527
11 months ago
@Marlbrony20 "The furry needs to go"
What? no room for Sonic? Just cause YOU think sonic sucks doesn't mean he can race them as well.
Anonymous
#335749
11 months ago
#329433
Unless this would be the current Barry Allen Flash, who actually embodies the Speed Force (so he can use it easily without danger), then he can pretty much win as soon as it starts.
HeinousActsZX
#340320
11 months ago
Where's Northstar? And Speed Racer?
Anonymous
#350500
11 months ago
Needs Firefly.
Anonymous
#380547
11 months ago
They're trying to catch Pinkie, she's got the last cheese chillie dog.
ZeldaTheSwordsman
#515290
10 months ago
Needs Blurr.
Anonymous
#892467
6 months ago
NOW FOLKS, Your speculah is wrong, you extremely don't know about Mach 38. It is the fastest known speed(25x speed of sound or 5x speed of light)to be ever recorded. Sonic is the ONLY one who can reach this speed by going Hyper, and will overwhelm AND overpower anyone in his way.
Anonymous
#1225804
3 months ago
Needs roadrunner and the yellow angry bird
Anonymous
#1225812
3 months ago
Sonic sucks dick put roadrunner instead