
| Anonymous #378997 11 months ago |
Fuck you. |
| Anonymous #379003 11 months ago |
Wat |
| Anonymous #379012 11 months ago |
oh wow
hahahaha |
| Lance #379014 11 months ago |
No |
| Dentist73548 #379016 11 months ago |
It's...well...it's Ponychan, what else to say? |
| Noise #379024 11 months ago |
Well, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway. |
| Anonymous #379045 11 months ago |
Not sure what the point of this is supposed to be. Seems kinda childish to waste you time on something like this. |
| Dribbles #379046 11 months ago |
I don't think Nyx was prepared in a kosher manner. |
| Frisby #379049 11 months ago |
@Dentist73548
This was 4chan not Ponychan. |
| Anonymous #379054 11 months ago |
I LOL'd. |
| Anonymous #379067 11 months ago |
I don't even care about Nyx, but whoever wrote this needs a serious beating. |
| Jaskobs #379080 11 months ago |
too long didnt read lol |
| Anonymous #379083 11 months ago |
Successful troll is successful by the looks of it. |
| Anonymous #379085 11 months ago |
ಠ_ಠ |
| Anonymous #379087 11 months ago |
Ok, maybe the Nyx hate is getting out of hand. |
| AdrianBrony #379090 11 months ago |
I like how this is even more OOC than the fic the writer seems to hate. |
| Anonymous #379098 11 months ago |
And the whole Nightmare Nyx crisis was averted. |
| Anonymous #379117 11 months ago |
As M. Bison would say, "Ohohohohoho! This is delicious!" |
| AdrianBrony #379119 11 months ago |
Is till don't like that idea of killing it before it actually could do anything wrong. I mean, that makes no sense when you think about it. well, I mean technically it would avoid the crisis, but there are better ways.
like, if I traveled back to hitler as a teenager, I could kill him (avoiding timey-wimey interference) or I could take action to change his choices. |
| Anonymous #379124 11 months ago |
I hope who ever wrote this does this to his kids. |
| Anonymous #379128 11 months ago |
inb4 shitst...oh. Well, fuck.
I hate Nyx as much as anyone else, but this is just sad. Too much effort for trolling, too grotesque for serious fanfic. |
| Anonymous #379131 11 months ago |
Ahaha, oh wow.
I mean, I find Nyx as obnoxious as the next brony, but this is just... ...why? It's amazing in a way: the whole Nyx-hate thing is a microcosm of bronies in the wider population. |
| AdrianBrony #379158 11 months ago |
I just like how, as bad as past sins could possibly be, it's hatedom is still much worse because the people who hate it won't shut up about how much they hate it. |
| Anonymous #379159 11 months ago |
....its official....ive never read past sins & now i never will |
| Jiranis #379176 11 months ago |
Good riddance.
*Jumps over fence and runs for it* |
| Anonymous #379191 11 months ago |
(same anon as 379131)
...actually, I've just read the whole thing (chickened out after the second post, but I decided I should finish it), and now I want to injure whoever fucking wrote this. I know that's the response you're looking for, you worthless palm-fucking basement-dweller; but fuck it, you can go kill yourself. Think about it: you have just written a highly-detailed short story about a small child being beaten and burned to death, and then eaten by her own mother. You played this for laughs. Go and re-evaluate your life. |
| Anonymous #379194 11 months ago |
Wow people are really trolling the hell outta this story. I'm gonna go read it. |
| Anonymous #379214 11 months ago |
^I know, right? Before, I thought that the whole concept was stupid, but thanks to these worthless shit-fuckers I'm going to have to give it a go. |
| Anonymous #379217 11 months ago |
^^Internet Tough Colt, olololol.
Get a life. |
| Jhay316 #379220 11 months ago |
I just couldn't help but laugh while reading this. I haven't laughed so hard reading a fanfic since I don't know when. The comedic timing was excellent, and it was just... I dunno, hilarious. |
| Anonymous #379241 11 months ago |
@AdrianBrony
>implying killing or changing hitler would single-handidly prevent WWII or some similar shitstorm If you're going to Godwin at least try and not to fail your history class. |
| Anonymous #379279 11 months ago |
marquis de sade would be proud |
| Anonymous #379288 11 months ago |
Isn't Nyx like made of magic or some shit, would she tangible flesh to eat? Maybe I'm over-thinking it or maybe flame wars started over original characters are fucking retarded. If you put a character on the internet get ready for said character to be hated/abused in other words LEARN TO TAKE A FUCKING JOKE! |
| Anonymous #379303 11 months ago |
The Hitler analogy is flawed anyway; we might say that killing Hitler as a child could be justified - but that's because we KNOW that he committed horrible crimes as an adult. We do not know that Nyx is going to become like Nightmare Moon.
And I don't really think it's in character for Celestia to kill an innocent child for what they might one day become; and if she did think such a thing necessary, she certainly wouldn't do it in such an outrageously barbaric manner. And none of the mane cast would go along with it - not even Twilight would obey that order. Fuck. One of the complaints levelled against Past Sins is that it makes the mane cast act out-of-character; but this has them acting far more out of character. That's actually pretty funny. @Jhay316: Oh G-d, I bet you're one of those wankers who laughs at dead baby jokes as well. |
| Anonymous #379311 11 months ago |
I love dead baby jokes |
| Anonymous #379314 11 months ago |
fuck Nyx |
| Anonymous #379321 11 months ago |
@#379303
I think that's supposed to be the point. The characters are written so completely out of character to satirize their portrayal in Past Sins. Irony! |
| AdrianBrony #379349 11 months ago |
#379241
no, I wasn't saying it would prevent WW2, I'm just saying it would prevent that one particular individual from committing any atrocities. |
| Anonymous #379355 11 months ago |
@379288: Dude, come on. This goes far beyond even the worst Scootabuse. There is a line that you shouldn't cross, not even in jest: it's a blurry line, but it's there, and a story about a child being tortured to death and eaten by her mother described in pornographic detail is not only over that line but skipping merrily into the sunset eating cupcakes and singing madly.
I actually don't think it's a matter of taste; I think it's a matter of basic human empathy. If you truly don't feel revulsion, I can only conclude that you are lacking a vital part. Or that you are about 13. (For the record I haven't read Past Sins and find the concept stupid. Also, fuck, I need to get me a username on this site if I'm going to post this much.) |
| AdrianBrony #379362 11 months ago |
#379355
I think that's taking it too far. This is mostly just people who think a fic is more popular than it is getting backlashed by people who think that everyone else hates the fic more than they actually do, not realizing that to the rest of the people, they are more annoying then the thing they seem to think they are protecting the masses from |
| toeknee0126 #379365 11 months ago |
i agree with anon #379191. The fact that this is ponies aside, this is a story about a mother, with the help of her friends and colleagues, carelessly beating and roasting her child. |
| Anonymous #379370 11 months ago |
^And that is being played for laughs! |
| AdrianBrony #379371 11 months ago |
also, I would like to make it known that godwin's law isn't simply hitler or nazis being mentioned, it is when someone compares another person to hitler or a nazi in an ad-homenim attack. |
| Some_Anon #379374 11 months ago |
Well this is awesome!
Whoever did this, my hat's off to you! You successfully delivered Nyxabuse. Now people are shitstorming everywhere. Nice job! |
| AdrianBrony #379378 11 months ago |
#379370
well, see, there's no real hurmor involved per se. I mean, it has the ingredients for a dark comedy, but they aren't assembled. I guess one could say suffering itself isn't a punchline, it is just the means to one. if this were a standup joke, it wouldn't be something that got major boos at a comedy club, it would be a few people giving a courtesy chuckle at most because it just isn't that good. |
| fixman88 #379403 11 months ago |
I speed-skimmed this, being fearful of the contents. I'm going to assume whoever wrote this was attempting a humorous emulation of 'A Modest Proposal'. I haven't read Past Sins (yet), but from what I've gleaned so far is that a lot of ponies in the story hate Nyx because she exists. And from the comments here a lot of Bronies seem to hate Nyx.....because she exists.
The irony is palpable. it's not like she's an Apple product or something. |
| Anonymous #379407 11 months ago |
This wasn't written as a joke. It's just sick twisted brutality for it's own sake and nothing else. And I'm saying this as someone who read Cupcakes and actually found it to be a worthwhile read. |
| Anonymous #379473 11 months ago |
^^A Modest Proposal viciously skewered upper-class English attitudes to the Irish (and the poor in general). It did what all great satire does: it attacked the powerful. This horrible little story doesn't skewer anyone, it serves no purpose other than to troll. To compare this mess to Swift is to insult the man, please take that back. |
| seapony #379485 11 months ago |
This is the canon ending to the story, right? |
| Anonymous #379585 11 months ago |
#379371
Nah, you're thinking of Reductio ad Hitlerum. |
| Anonymous #379621 11 months ago |
I hate Nyx, but not like this! I dislike Past Sins because of the characters acting OOC, the fans of it who spam Nyx and want her in everything (not to say that that's ALL fans), and the author tampering with the mythos of NMM.
I want the Empress of Night when I visit Ponibooru, not another alicorn plot-centric OC!! |
| Anonymous #379737 11 months ago |
Wow, I didn't know bronies were such oversensitive moral guardians that they compare a real human child with feelings being betrayed and butchered by his mother and eaten to a fictional, shallow, self-insert mary sue who is a talking cartoon animal/dark god being subjected to the same thing. Seriously, go outside already and get laid. |
| Anonymous #379761 11 months ago |
@AdrianBrony
Hitler was a human being who managed to get into a position of power with a combination of his charisma and unique political and social circumstances and divisions. Unlike Nyx, Hitler does NOT have the power to bring eternal darkness and genocide to Equestria, and he cannot banish a sun goddess to the Sun. That, and Hitler became likable and hilarious in his ranting parody videos. Nyx is boring and unfunny. >yfw when Hitler rants about Past Sins, either about it sucking or about its haters |
| Anonymous #379780 11 months ago |
I...I'll pray for the guy who made this. His lot must be a hard one, to make something like...This. |
| seapony #379832 11 months ago |
lol comparing a real dictator to a fictional pony. A FANfictional pony. That's double not real. |
| Anonymous #379905 11 months ago |
@#379737
You talk about bronies in the third person as if you weren't one. Does that mean you're preparing to troll us? |
| RainbowSmash #380079 11 months ago |
Someone get me my shotgun. I need to put this twisted fucker down. |
| Anonymous #380084 11 months ago |
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| Yorec #380168 11 months ago |
You know I don't mind if people don't like the Past Sins story, but this is just taking the hate to another level. I honestly felt sick after reading that. |
| Gatekeeper #380232 11 months ago |
Fillyphagia? |
| AlCapony #380297 11 months ago |
#379090 "I like how this is even more OOC than the fic the writer seems to hate."
I know, right? Just like how nyx haters pat themselves on the shoulder for trolling nyx lovers and making them butthurt, when they're butthurt themselves because "rawr, something I don't like is popular!!1". Both sides are just annoying, the idiots that go "zOMG nyx needs to canon NAO!" as well as the haters raging because "that fanfic is so horrible the author needs to DIE FOR HIS CRIMES!!!1" :rolleyes: |
| Anonymous #380372 11 months ago |
When will this troll war end!!???!? Can't you see what is happening?!?
Have some kindness, some tolerance, my fellow bronies! This is not the path of debate, nor is it the path of reasonable criticism! Where will it end?!?! Haven't you realised that a rage for a rage leaves the whole world butthurt!?! |
| Anonymous #380886 11 months ago |
Woooooooooooooow, people are mad! |
| Alexlayer #381093 11 months ago |
Not even Roboshi fav'd this... o_O |
| Hex-Master #381398 11 months ago |
Roboshi confirmed for Past Sins fan? |
| Anonymous #382928 11 months ago |
inb4 "I find this story very easy to masturbate to" |
| fixman88 #382930 11 months ago |
@ Anon 473:
I apologize for the inappropriate comparison. It was a combination of working a 12 hour shift, it being very late, and me being livid that someone could write something like this. Just when I think humanity can't sink any lower I'm unpleasantly surprised. |
| Anonymous #385012 11 months ago |
I must say that stories like this are a telling overreaction on the part of those who hate the fanfic. |
| seapony #385613 11 months ago |
I have to wonder why people baww over THIS fic, yet find other vile things funny, like Snailsabuse or whatever. Is it because Nyx is such a little Sue? |
| Anonymous #386558 11 months ago |
"Twilight Sparkle would never hide Nyx from Celestia! That's OOC!"
"So what would happen if they were in character, then?" "Twilight would instantly kill Nyx in the most painful way possible because she looks like Nightmare Moon, duh!" "...Wouldn't she want to check that she's really Nightmare Moon and not a filly that looks like Nightmare Moon?" "No, because that would put Equestria at risk, you retard!" |
| Anonymous #386564 11 months ago |
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| Sn1perandr3w #394004 11 months ago |
.......................oh god what!? |
| Anonymous #394393 11 months ago |
Some background music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2K6wE7Wsr0 |
| Anonymous #400882 11 months ago |
@558
Cool strawmare bro. >implying we weren't right about Nyx being evil and Twilight being an idiot. |
| Anonymous #402076 11 months ago |
Huh. You guys must be new to the Interwebs. I lul'd heartily. |
| Anonymous #404590 11 months ago |
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ |
| Anonymous #448890 10 months ago |
Hey, I don't like Nyx, but this is just cruel. |
| geacu #467275 10 months ago |
i dont really care for nyx,ive actually kinda tried to avoid reading past sins,but i speak for many of this when i say: WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?!! |
| Anonymous #492209 10 months ago |
First of all, Twilight is NOT Nyx mother. This short piece of fiction is merely a way to illustrate the emotional pain the author felt upon reading Past Sins. This short fic and Past Sins both horribly abuse and mutilate the ponies we have grown to love, with the only real differance being that this fic attacks the ponies physical body mainly, where Past Sins rape the personalities of ponies instead. |
| Anonymous #501571 10 months ago |
^ Okay, I'm a guy who doesn't like the treatment of canon characters in Past Sins, but even I know that you're trolling with that statement. |
| Anonymous #512463 10 months ago |
^^^ Quite obvious but there is still some truth in what he said. Besides, Family Barbecue was written to provoke debate(to troll) whereas Past sins where meant to be a completly serious piece of fiction. |
| Anonymous #527822 9 months ago |
Is Past Sins the brony equivalent of Sonichu |
| Anonymous #558801 9 months ago |
I lol'd. While it was a juvenile attempt at garnering attention, the author seems to have been somewhat successful. What I'm uncertain of, however, is whether or not this was supposed to be the author's idea of a parody of Past Sins' mistreatment of the character's personalities or if they generally thought it was good writing. If the former, then hilarious; good job. If the latter, then you need to work on your craft, buddy. It read like it was written by a middle schooler... or Stephanie Meyer.
PS: I enjoyed Past Sins. Sure there were points that broke my willing suspension of disbelief, but it was written well. |
| Anonymous #605706 9 months ago |
I just read the end. D: |
| Anonymous #605715 9 months ago |
I'm with 209. OCs, OCs pretending to be canon characters everywhere. |
| Anonymous #838469 6 months ago |
Vastly superior to Past Sins. |