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feather
#53936
1 year ago
seemed natural
Anonymous
#53992
1 year ago
Equestria's full of magical mysteries
Puzzles unsolved since ancient history
Where does Celestia hide at night?
Did ponies really use to live in black and white?

Is Equestria round? Is it flat?
Why can't anypony tell me that?!
Like, what's with islands? Get more land.
What's with deserts? Get less sand.

What is Neighpon?
Who was Hazil?
Isn't a volcano just an angry hill?

How did Celestia think up dirt?
Erasable quills make my head hurt!

Gems, apples, animals, fire
How'd they get to set down all those wires?
How is sand different from dirt?
Fuckin' Pinkie Pie. How does she work?

"Yo, how does Pinkie Pie know where to find you, huh?"

"Are fillies small? Or just far away?"

"Why does the moon look like a horse?"

"What the fuck is a cupcake?!"

Now here's just a list of some stuff:
Trees, dragons, capes, a colt
Dr. Whoof, Zecora, a different colt
Two colts

Equestria's got ten thousand ponies
And Luna made us so that she'd never be lonely

Macintosh's kids look just like Macintosh
And my two kids look just like Macintosh (...?)

Now open your mind
Shut off your brain
The mysteries of MLP can't be explained
So fuck you Twilight, forget your tricks
All you unicorns can suck our dicks!

It's all MAGIC
Anonymous
#54008
1 year ago
anon1 that's possibly the most awesome response ever
Arrowshot
#54677
1 year ago
kickass
Anonymous
#265683
1 year ago
She thinks with portals.

Plain and simple.