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MyLittleJosieph
#33452
1 year ago
Wait, so am I a pony as well? I wouldn't mind being a pony.

...

Pony...

O.O
PowerWordStun
#33478
1 year ago
Derpy got a wingboner. :D
MyLittleJosieph
#33482
1 year ago
My Little Pony is the only (daytime) show where girls can get boners.
MetalHooves
#33488
1 year ago
^
^
^ Sorry bud, you aren't a pony in this one. But hey, you get to get with Derpy. I think that's awesome no matter what species you are! :D
MyLittleJosieph
#33491
1 year ago
My Little Derpy! I just hope Dinky Doo doesn't see this...
MetalHooves
#33546
1 year ago
Oh, yeah, no, Dinky doesn't need to know about this. She was at a sleepover with the CMC, so she doesn't know that Mama didn't get home last night, and it wouldn't hurt her to keep it that way.
Anonymous
#33551
1 year ago
whyboner.jpg
Anonymous
#33569
1 year ago
That was a sweet lil' story
MetalHooves
#33579
1 year ago
^ Thanks! :D I'll be working on more, varying in degrees of sensuality; this one was waaay less sexual than the one I wrote with Vinyl Scratch.
Anonymous
#33582
1 year ago
"sexual attraction to forks"
"pants"

fuckthewhat.jpg
Anonymous
#33595
1 year ago
This guy kinda gets around, hehe.
Anonymous
#33604
1 year ago
Ah, I just read that one. Very nicely done. Keep at it, I'll leave it at that.
MetalHooves
#33619
1 year ago
^Yay, encouragement! I've been challenged to do one with the mayor, I'll see if I can pull that off in due time.

I'm still taking requests. :D
Anonymous
#33630
1 year ago
The Mayor will be a difficult one; we don't really know all that much about her personality, and there isn't even all that much to draw on in terms of fanfic concepts, since she isn't really a frequently-used character in those, either.

I'm also trying to think of another character to write another of these about. I enjoyed writing my first one, though I was rather clueless at the time. XD
Anonymous
#33682
1 year ago
I like this one much better than the other Derpy one, as well. Making her actually stupid or "retarded" makes the whole thing seem weird. You just went the "she's a bit eccentric" route, which is not only not creepy but also cute.
Anonymous
#33743
1 year ago
Judging from the way Scratch winks at the reader, I can only assume this will cause problems later....
Anonymous
#33781
1 year ago
^
yeah, I didn't hate the other one of only because it kept "you" at a decent limit... but if it were any more sensual, it would feel just plain wrong, like you were taking advantage of her.
Pinkie Pie
#33800
1 year ago
Anonymous
#33851
1 year ago
Chillax, Pinkie. You're no hater. In fact you were one of the first ponies to get sensual with this guy. XD
Anonymous
#33864
1 year ago
^ How you do that?
Anonymous
#33911
1 year ago
You're going to do this http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/1764?search=transformation to him Pinkie Pie?
Anonymous
#34015
1 year ago
Excellent work. Cut off before things went too far. I just can't help but want to hold and comfort Derpy in a purely platonic way, and this was pretty darn close. SQUEE
Anonymous
#34088
1 year ago
But but... If you get a boner. And derpy gets a wingboner... WHATS NOT TO LIKE.
MetalHooves
#34327
1 year ago
Yay! This one is getting a TON more positive feedback than the one with Vinyl Scratch. I guess everybody just loves Derpy. :D
Anonymous
#34423
1 year ago
The making out works because, lest we forget, Derpy can't be entirely naive.

She has Dinky, after all... and even in Equestria, foals aren't delivered by storks. :p
Anonymous
#34528
1 year ago
Yeah, honestly, I think Derpy only acts like that... She knows more than she's letting on.
MetalHooves
#34817
1 year ago
Indeed.

Also, I'm starting a Mayor Mare one. Here's hoping it's well-received. :D
Anonymous
#35025
1 year ago
Mayor Mare... the only current female in the show I wouldn't touch or go near except for Granny Smith... Let's see if you can make it good. Honestly, I'm expecting that you can, which is weird... Still taking requests?
Captain_Carnation
#35515
1 year ago
Anon14: I dunno, I just can't bring myself to think of Derpy in that way. But still... "Your name is Muffin." :'D
MetalHooves
#36509
1 year ago
^
^ If you haven't seen it, the Mayor Mare one is up.

And yes, yes I am.
Anonymous
#43730
1 year ago
Oh MetalHooves, how your stories have touched me. Seems rather silly to be heartwarmed by..."ahem", pony erotica, but you have this subtle touch with your choice of words that makes the whole thing feel tasteful. I laughed when I typed in lemon on this site, showed Derpy Hooves tripping over Lemons XD but I'll read those along with your Limes, considering who'd writing em. Oh, one other note: I'm afraid as to what might of happened for ol Bright Eyes to have a little Dinky by her shoulders. If it's what I'm thinking, we need a comic loving and tolerating the SHIT out of that colt (Perhaps with a kick to the groin too).
MetalHooves
#43802
1 year ago
^Glad I've made an impact; seeing as to how my baw lime touched your heart, maybe my fapfic limes will touch you elsewhere! XD

Also, my theory behind Dinky is that someone genuinely loved Derpy enough to have a child with her, and then things just fell apart somehow like in any broken marriage. Just my thoughts on the issue.
Anonymous
#60285
1 year ago
I'm probably going to hell for this but, Derpy Hooves: Nicest Milf Ever.
Brendan5821
#87196
1 year ago
Why Does Derpy talk in the third person?
MetalHooves
#88901
1 year ago
She's just cool like that. My interpretation of Derpy isn't outright retarded, just silly.
DrunkVege
#158473
1 year ago
I loved this one for the story.
Oh yes :D This was pretty nice freetime reading.

I love it.
Anonymous
#204767
1 year ago
Its such a sweet lime.