
| Doctor_Whooves #553264 9 months ago |
Like this would ever happen. She could move in with me, for sure. |
| hombad26 #553266 9 months ago |
As if she would ever spell Pinkie's name wrong |
| punctualjinx #553267 9 months ago |
I COULD EAT AN OCTOROK! |
| Anonymous #553268 9 months ago |
Here's a hint, eat grass |
| Anonymous #553269 9 months ago |
Why don't you just fucking stab me in the heart... |
| Anonymous #553272 9 months ago |
It's not all sunshine and rainbooms in the real world, sister! Get a job! #toponepercentsay |
| Anonymous #553283 9 months ago |
Yes! |
| Anonymous #553286 9 months ago |
What have we done? |
| zeyro #553291 9 months ago |
Implying that they were fired because the next season was canceled. I laugh at the thought. |
| Acid55 #553323 9 months ago |
Poor Dashie makes me cry T_T... |
| Anonymous #553335 9 months ago |
Poor Dashie. What happened to her? |
| Ezhik #553337 9 months ago |
pinky |
| geacu #553338 9 months ago |
for some reason,this seems like what would of happend to dash in that fanfic,if the guy never found her & she managed not to freeze to death.... |
| Icehawk #553352 9 months ago |
Source DA page says she got caught in a mysterious storm that sent her to the human world and she is now stranded in some city. |
| JP #553438 9 months ago |
Oh no |
| Atiarotias #553444 9 months ago |
yep, back alley and rainbow coloured winged pony. I must have eaten something... |
| Anonymous #553452 9 months ago |
If she IS stranded in the human world in some city, I will search the ends of the earth for her and hug her all the way back to equestria! |
| Chipotle #553453 9 months ago |
Alpha Squadron: HQ can you hear me?
HQ: Roger Alpha Squadron, what's the situation? AS: We're reaching collect point in 2 minutes. HQ: Roger Alpha Squadron, we hear clear and high. Proceed with the extraction and bring her safe to the base. AS: Roger HQ, we can't let her in that way. It's the "care and tender" room ready for her? HQ: Roger, it's filled with all the commodities that she needs. Hurry up Alpha Squadron, it's heartbreaking look her in that way. AS: Roger roger HQ. She will receive tons of love... No more *manly tears* lonely Dashie. |
| Anonymous #553629 9 months ago |
First "Free Luna to a good home", now this??? OMFG, the only danger that ponies would face in the real world would be being snuggled to death.
Sad is adorable, but it's getting depressing. ;_; |
| Anonymous #554051 9 months ago |
I felt bad for a minute
then I thought "heh, rainbow trash" and I was happy again |
| YenaMuffin #554310 9 months ago |
Dash, you're doing it wrong- Don't go through residential trash- Hit the dumpsters behind the grocery stores (except Wal-mart, they compact everything). Most produce sections dump out their discarded fruits and vegetables in the mid-morning- and a lot of times those aren't in that bad a shape....
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm giving advice to a cartoon pony, or that the advice I give is based off of experience. :( |
| OptimusSleepy #554969 9 months ago |
^ And avoid the fast-food places, but you might salvage something from the doughnut shops. Not that I would know from experience.
Eh. I like the idea of homeless Scootaloo better. |
| Anonymous #556111 9 months ago |
anon268 already has the best idea: eat grass. There is plenty of greenage that a flying pony could gain access to. |
| Anonymous #556267 9 months ago |
She can stay with me until we can find her a way home. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #558043 9 months ago |
She had to eat Scootaloo to survive. |
| SupaShoopa #1054509 4 months ago |
*takes home and provides food and warmth* |