
| StreakTheFox #262224 1 year ago |
ooooooh buuuuuurn :D |
| Wrongness #262234 1 year ago |
HAHA! Yes! |
| Kooner #262242 1 year ago |
I lol'd |
| MetalHooves #262244 1 year ago |
Hey, that's not a fair generalization, damn it.
Not all of us are naked right now! |
| Dark_Horst #262247 1 year ago |
hey, not mankinds fault your pelvis thinks it's the mariana trench |
| Obscure #262253 1 year ago |
I love that God Empress. |
| Skoon #262272 1 year ago |
It's not the size, babe. It's the skill. >;) |
| Skoon #262282 1 year ago |
Of which, I have none. *bawls* |
| Skoon #262283 1 year ago |
WHY CELESTIA? WRRRRRRYYYYYYY!? |
| Kooner #262288 1 year ago |
^
You need to get a pony for that. |
| Anonymous #262290 1 year ago |
WRRRRRYYYYYY WAS I BORN???????? |
| Nomeg_Stylus #262314 1 year ago |
I asked it! |
| Anonymous #262491 1 year ago |
Speaks the princess that is nude all the time and reading "all nude hot human studs" while replying
... In an unrelated matter only now i reflect that if she's a princess, how can she rule? Where's the queen? |
| Obscure #262504 1 year ago |
I think the Queen is Mother Space.
But it's not like she's been back. |
| Anonymous #262521 1 year ago |
That's not something to be proud of, Nomeg. |
| Anonymous #262585 1 year ago |
soon Celestia... soon |
| Drasvin #262592 1 year ago |
@anon 491 A princess still has authority over the common folk. It's just a title really. A possible in-universe reason for why she's just a princess, is because a Queen is an absolute, unquestionable authority, and Celestia doesn't want to be that. She wants to be able to interact with the common pony as just another pony, not as the supreme ruler of the country |
| Anonymous #262684 1 year ago |
Pfff im pretty sure Human males measure up plenty fine vs little ponys
Ive seen the show and cant even find their junk |
| NucleicTwist #263349 1 year ago |
Also, I believe she wouldn't take the title Queen because she wants to be equal co-ruler with her sister, Luna. She and Luna can both be princesses easily enough, but it would be weird if they were both queens. |
| Anonymous #263549 1 year ago |
Have you seen horse junk? It is INSANE. |
| Anonymous #263994 1 year ago |
^Yea but we are talking about "little ponys" not horses |
| Anonymous #263997 1 year ago |
My best estimate after a bit of web searching is that horses average around ~50% better endowed than humans, compared to their body size. (Horses are normally around eight times the weight of humans, so you're looking at junk TRIPLE the size you'd expect on a human. No wonder it looks massive!)
I'm guessing that My Little Ponies are modestly smaller than humans (the mane six are probably somewhere between 80 and 110 pounds, while colts are a little bigger) based on comparisons to their animals friends and to the horses Twilight made with her magic. Which would put the MLP average dong modestly larger than the earth average. |
| Flaskgarg #264000 1 year ago |
Why would you pit that much effort into pony penis?
That's a little strange, sir/ma'am. |
| Nomeg_Stylus #264172 1 year ago |
If she was looking at black human studs, maybe we'd have a chance. |
| Anonymous #265479 1 year ago |
Honestly most humans would rather kill/enslave/experiment on you than, say, fuck a four foot tall pony with wings and an impenetrable hair-do...
Just sayin... |
| Kohdok #267090 1 year ago |
Your average pony is about 4 feet at the top shoulder and weighs roughly 600 pounds. A svelt, Faustian pony would easily weight at least 400 pounds. Ponies are quite hefty beasts of burden and carry heavy loads. Pegasi could be lighterto allow them to fly, but they are hardly light. The fillies are probably closer to the lighter 100lb range, but Ponies are heavy.
Celestia, however, is roughly the size of a light horse. That princess needs a horse, not a pony. |
| Anonymous #281073 1 year ago |
#265479
After a cursory perusal of this site and others, I'm not inclined to agree. |
| Anonymous #281075 1 year ago |
Denial isn't just a river Princess. Just sayin'. |