| Anonymous #77451 1 year ago |
Its sorta hard to have a Summer Sun Celebration when its not summer... |
| Kriegs #77458 1 year ago |
...family prophecies for fun and togetherness?
The "first step in making something happen is believing that it will" sounds an awful lot like a Tilt ritual, too. Is somebody on the website staff part of the Occult Underground teaching our children the secret name of streets, the better to see the world of our desires and behold the living mirror of heaven? |
| Anonymous #77465 1 year ago |
Strangely, "Nightmare Moon" is in all caps on this page but not on the other one. |
| kuwarudo #77480 1 year ago |
Especially when a storm just left your homeland D: |
| P0ny_brigade #77508 1 year ago |
On the way to school: basically just tell your kid that they're not the only ones with problems on the planet. |
| Anonymous #77579 1 year ago |
So, when dropping off my kids, just tell them to stop reading those dusty old books and make some friends and hope they prevent the Apocalypse.
Awesome. |
| Anonymous #77580 1 year ago |
No one believed Twilight about Nightmare Moon. When your child feels she is unheard just explain that her doomsday prophecies sound stupid and she is a dumb fuck |
| Anonymous #77701 1 year ago |
We clearly need a 'Just For Bronies' guide. |
| Anonymous #77757 1 year ago |
An official just for Bronies drinking game guide. |
| Anonymous #77798 1 year ago |
Explain to your child that she will never save the world from her mentor's evil sister and that Twilight is just plain more important than she is. |
| Anonymous #77851 1 year ago |
"Applejack would suggest Apples"
Pinkie Pie would suggest Cupcakes. Derpy Hooves would suggest Muffins. Rainbow Dash would suggest Muffs. |
| seapony #78472 1 year ago |
Spike suggests gems. Or baked bads. |
| Anonymous #78550 1 year ago |
"No one believes Twilight Sparkle when she says that Nightmare Moon is about to return to Equestria - not even Princess Celestia."
Yeah, except Princess Celestia never actually refuted Twilight's claim. Think about what she said in her letter to Twilight: - "...but you simply must stop reading those dusty old books." - "There is more to a young pony's life than studying." - "...I have a more essential task for you to complete: make some friends." It's pretty obvious that Celestia knew about everything that was about to transpire, and she was preparing Twilight for it. So, really, the things that are laid out in the 'On the Way to School' bit aren't exactly correct. Then again, this is all probably considering no one has seen the second episode in the series yet, so whatever. |
| Anonymous #78562 1 year ago |
>family prophecies
I wonder if the writer understood the implications of this. |
| Kriegs #78852 1 year ago |
^ The Fluttershy Prophecies. Coming soon. |
| Anonymous #79932 1 year ago |
I'm pretty sure when I was 7 or 8, I would have thought this was really gay then too. |