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Zincy
#439861
10 months ago
Use magic! Or seek intensive therapy, either is good.
Anonymous
#439864
10 months ago
Be really fat, become a colt, and have a 7-some with the mane cast.
ThePowerofANON
#439865
10 months ago
Oh golly, not only is the troll stupid, he doesn't know squat about sex! There ain't no "7-some", kiddo.
Anonymous
#439870
10 months ago
Yes there is, its when you have sex with 6 other people.
Anonymous
#439871
10 months ago
Having shmex with 6 ponies and you = 7-some
ThePowerofANON
#439873
10 months ago
^ Then isn't that called an orgy?
Anonymous
#439875
10 months ago
SHUT UP FAGET ITS A 7-SOME
gashunk
#439877
10 months ago
Hmmm...Fap?
StalkerZHS
#439878
10 months ago
become un-fat, become a colt, and then love nopony else but twilight for the rest of eternity
Homfrog
#439879
10 months ago
not use comic sans?
ThePowerofANON
#439882
10 months ago
@875: Unless you spellcheck your crap, I say there is no 7-some.
MetalHooves
#439885
10 months ago
masturbate and cry, perhaps in that order, perhaps at the same time.

or do what i did and turn it into a writing career.
Anonymous
#439892
10 months ago
Impotently troll ponibooru for days on end.
ThePowerofANON
#439893
10 months ago
But if I happened to become fat, I wouldn't be a colt, nor have a "7-some" with the mane six. I would spare them some dignity by not seeing me.
Anonymous
#439896
10 months ago
You know if you put your mind to it, you could have sex tons of ponies
for really real
NightJack
#439912
10 months ago
If it's over 5 then it's orgy.
Jackarunda
#439913
10 months ago
You get your ass outside and work off that fat, that's what you do.
ZePassionateOne
#439914
10 months ago
^Uhhh...thanks, but no thanks?
NightJack
#439916
10 months ago
^ I have a few odd friend, that the only reason I know that
NightJack
#439920
10 months ago
*^^^
Jiranis
#439921
10 months ago
To this socalled "troll":
Come back when you can make a REAL troll image such as those Luna/Guard pics or some of that Nyx stuff.
Then again, you cant draw, so its pointless to try and make such a suggestion to you.
ZePassionateOne
#439923
10 months ago
Oh, and my response was for #896
Sonlir
#439939
10 months ago
This guy should raid furrychan instead.
JamesCorck
#439940
10 months ago
I banish the OP to the Moon. FOR-EVEEEEEER!!!
Sonlir
#439942
10 months ago
Wait... a one man raid... what was i thinking!?
Jackarunda
#439949
10 months ago
Wait, I take that back. It's perfectly acceptable to go find a treadmill or bike at a gym or something if where you live it's 118 degrees farenheit outside. There's a difference between straining yourself and giving yourself heat stroke.

But if you don't live in the desert in summer then get your ass outside and work that fat off.
Erroneous
#439978
10 months ago
Make a make a noose.
Hang said noose on the ceiling
Get a stool and stand on it.
???
Profit!
Anonymous
#440005
10 months ago
Retrieve arms from stomach rolls.
Anonymous
#440006
10 months ago
^What he said.
Anonymous
#440055
10 months ago
Shoot the hostage.
Anonymous
#440065
10 months ago
@OP: Shut up and enjoy the damned show.
Anonymous
#440211
10 months ago
But I *am* fat.

I shrug and fap over Vinyl.
ColgateUnicorn
#440254
10 months ago
>Retrieve hooves from safe
Anonymous
#440284
10 months ago
hmm... yiff in hell or over in the deepest part of 4chan.
Anonymous
#440293
10 months ago
Write a terrible self-insert fanfic about it. Then cry.
marioandsonic
#440983
10 months ago
@StalkerZHS

I like the way you think!
Anonymous
#441023
10 months ago
Look, we're all pretty much insane (and we prove it by coming here and engaging in earnest discussion about talking magic pastel-and-neon-colored ponies), so the obvious point is to not expect us to give you a rational answer.

Tough luck, kid. Figure it out on your own. Write when you get and keep a job.
Jackie
#441182
10 months ago
wat.
Jarntazecht
#443401
10 months ago
Not just fat, but REALLY fat, eh? Well that sure would suck but seeing as how I wouldn't be able to live like that I'd have to prioritize getting back to something manageable. For now I'll just be normal fat.
Anonymous
#444008
10 months ago
read all the comments and luagh at all the fatasses here coming with an idea.
cause im not fat.
Anonymous
#444205
10 months ago
I would stop asking stupid questions ;-P