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Strat
#158531
1 year ago
Pedo Major?
Anonymous
#158540
1 year ago
...I want to laugh, but another part of me wants to bash my brains in with a hammer. What do?
Anonymous
#158559
1 year ago
Laugh, because that other thing is going to hurt a lot more than you expect.

And it takes hours to scoop the brains back into the skull, I'd know.
Anonymous
#158579
1 year ago
Pedo Minor?
Anonymous
#158611
1 year ago
Pinkie Pie is ecstatic to find such a nice stick just lying around.

She snatches it and goes back to tell her parents, not even noticing the lollipop on the ground.

It wouldn't have tasted very good anyway. It's got dirt all over it.
Anonymous
#158613
1 year ago
I am also conflicted. Should I laugh or call Chris Hansen?
Anonymous
#158617
1 year ago
Fun Fact anon, the stick has a rope tied to it. And guess who is at the end of that rope?
Anonymous
#158618
1 year ago
That hair and no cutie mark.
Something's wrong...
Anonymous
#158631
1 year ago
huh, good call 158618

perhaps this was beforehand! the sight of such delicious candy has cased her hair to poof
Anonymous
#158651
1 year ago
Wait, did I just save a Pedobear image?
Anonymous
#158656
1 year ago
Flimsy box.
Anonymous
#158712
1 year ago
Seems legit.
Anonymous
#158768
1 year ago
So that's why we haven't seen that bear in a while. Pinkie ate him!
Anonymous
#158909
1 year ago
"Pedo Minor"

I love the irony in this.
Anonymous
#159027
1 year ago
Quit it. You're ruining my second childhood.
WhiteSocks
#159080
1 year ago
Pinkie is wiser than her age would lead you to believe.

Back in Ponyville, Pinkie victoriously marches around with the stick in her mouth, dragging a snared Pedo Minor straight to the hoosegow.
suomynonA
#159290
1 year ago
I~I I love little fillies
They make me feel so good
I love...little fillies
They make me feel so bad

When they're around they make me feel like I'm
The only colt in town

I love...little fillies
they make me feel so good
Brony288
#159301
1 year ago
^ I knew it. I F**** KNEW IT! It was only a matter of time and pedo jokes before someone brought that song up again.
Anonymous
#159555
1 year ago
Unfortunately for Pedo Minor, this was the moment when Pinkie Pie learned how to use her ridiculously long tongue to acquire food from a distance, a technique which would come in handy for eating a cake behind Twilight's back later in life.

Dejected and candyless, the space bear would then move on to replace the box trap's bait with jewels to attempt to catch filly Rarity.
Thaluka
#161013
1 year ago
Edit it with:

A book
A gem
An apple
A small animal
A muffin
A Wonderbolt poster
Isshiki_Kotonashi
#161039
1 year ago
#158909
Haha
Anonymous
#236518
1 year ago
pinkie pie had straight hair as a filly
Anonymous
#349600
11 months ago
Pinkie's got a ridiculously long tongue. Even if she decides to go under the box, she'll easily escape. After being captured, the Pedo Major will look under the box and see that she's gone.

That's Pinkie Pie for you.