
| Rayo #107045 1 year ago |
Two old stallion are waliking on a long road.
Old stallion = Hey Captain. Captain=...... Old stallion = Hey Captain White Captain White= ..... Old Stallion = Hey Scruffy!! Captain Scruffy White= What Braveheart!? Braveheart= You are not being your old sarcastic self. Are you okay. Scruffy= No i'm perfectly fine..... Braveheart= Oh good your back. I'm sorry about the bad news that are Princess told us.... Will find her. Scruffy=...... Braveheart= Oh come on Pony! Scruffy= I only care of the mission. Braveheart= talking like a truth solider. Scruffy=...... Braveheart= You are about tell her that your her Grand grand Father. That doesn't not make you upset? Scruffy= We are here. Braveheart= Oh good because you starting getting boring In fact I miss your lectures. Scruff= I still don't believe you are 80 Years old and still act like a colt... Braveheart= hey hey I'm 78. what are you 100. Scruffy= no 1000 Braveheart= are you being sarcastic again? Scruffy= Yes. read the sign I can't read without my glasses. Braveheart= It says, "At night don't pass Without a Guide". Scruffy= What time is it? Braveheart= I think 5pm. Scruff= We have to wait. Braveheart= Oh horse that's sucks I was about to get laid by that Beautiful Celloest Octavia on this day.... Scruffy= Wasn't the Lotus Sisters dated on this day. Braveheart= Oh no that's on friday. Scruffy= Is still amazing that you are 80 and you still have stamina for sex for fillies. Braveheart= Hey I'm 78 and They love charm. Scruffy=...... The hours have pass, the sun has set. Braveheart= Okay this officially a wasted of time. Scuffy= Lets go back. Braveheart= Oh this is not good the Princess won't be- Dark Pony= May I help you. Braveheart= Oh S@hit You scared me! Scruffy= Amazing stealth kid. Dark Pony= need a guide to pass the forest? Braveheart= huff huff.... Yes please.. Oh my heart. I got stop taking poniagra. The two old ponies walk with the Unknown pony in to the dark forest. Braveheart= Hey kid, how you did that? Dark Pony= Did what? Scruffy= sneak behind us with us noticing? Dark Pony= sorry that's is my natural. Braveheart= How you do that? Dark Pony= Do what? Braveheart= how is your lamp is flying by it's self and you are not a Unicorn so you can't do magic. Dark Pony= My Grandmother is holding the Lamp. Scruffy=....... Braveheart....Is she...a ...gho.. Dark Pony= A spirit. Scruffy= Why she is caring the lamp? Willow "Custodius" Wisp. Willow Wisp= She is protecting me. How do you know my name? Braveheart= Because we are loo- Willow Wisp= Shh. Braveheart= Hey don't Hush me! Willow Wisp= Shhhhh! bandits.. Grandma Blackout. The lantern light when out. it was dark. Goblin Bandit Leader= KILL THE PONIES AND STEAL THERE STUFF!!! BANG! SLAP! WHOOP! BOOM! The lantern light when back on, there where goblin beating and some trying to run away. Goblin Bandit= RUN IS THE THE LANTERN PONY!!! Goblin Bandit leader= Don't run you fools! Orge Kill the pony!! A huge monster holding a large blunt mace came out. Goblin Bandit leader= Yes yes yes Kill the Lantern Pony Orc!!! Willow Wisp= you will nerver learned... Grandma. I huge flame came out for the lantern and it turn to a huge Ghost pony that scream a frightful scream at the Orc that the Orc drop his weapon on top of the Goblin bandit leader head's and the orc ran like a chicken. Goblin bandit leader= ouch my head, aah! You will paid for this Lantern Pony!!! Willow Wisp= Yeah see you next time. Scruffy= Amazing just amazing. Your skills and talent are top notch. Braveheart=wow his prefect for the Destriers. Willow Wisp= huh? Scruffy= How about it kid want to be Celestia Knights? Willow Wisp= Not interested. Braveheart= Why? Willow Wisp= because I was told by my parents to never bow down to Celestia only to are Princess Luna. Scruff= We are wasting are time. Braveheart= Hey we have orders to find worthy Heroes to rescue the daughters of Harmony, they where ponynap I can't Imagine the Terrible thing they are doing to them. Willy Wisp= Not interested... Scruffy= Live him Braveheart he won't help us because we are Celestia Knights. Braveheart= Oh come On help us rescue Rarity, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack and Rainbow- Willy Wisp= Applejack? Scruffy= Yes Applejack you know her? Willy Wisp= she was my only friend when my Grandmother die........ Braveheart= would you help us rescue your friend? Scuffy= Join The Destriers and we will rescure Applejack and her friends. Willy Wisp= What do you say Grandma? Lantern= .......... Willy Wisp= I love you Grandma. I'm In, I'll help you rescue Applejack and her friends. Braveheart= Great! Scruffy= 5 more to go. We have are Stealth Destrier. OC Pony from Twilitmoon http://twilitmoon.deviantart.com/ http://twilitmoon.deviantart.com/#/d3go2bw |
| Anonymous #107474 1 year ago |
^do you have to post so much... |
| Satan #107499 1 year ago |
rayo stop this foolishness your supposed to clean the fires of hell today! |
| Rayo #107580 1 year ago |
^ hey long time no see! So how's Osama is getting first class treatment. I know you miss me but I don't know why you ban me from your place? I have a lot fun in there is better then the other guy.... |