
| Anonymous #18190 1 year ago |
♪Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor!♪ |
| Sparkmane #18209 1 year ago |
I have figured it out.
The world is not Celestia-sized. Everything is made for ponies about a third of her stature; even Big Macintosh is nowhere near her size. The balconies. The doors. The streets. The clothes. The food. . . The cocks. Yes, nowhere in all of Equestria is a pony cock with the stature to satisfy Celestia. Not for over a thousand years. This is why she is evil. |
| Anonymous #18225 1 year ago |
^ You know nothing a horse/pony cock is huge and the size deference isn't so grate that she couldn't be pleasured. |
| Anonymous #18295 1 year ago |
She looks like Donkey Kong |
| Anonymous #18323 1 year ago |
So...the average human penis length is abooooout 6".
So you're saying that a 2" penis can pleasure a woman the same as a 6" penis can? Because that's what you're saying. Doesn't matter that horse cocks are huge, they are made to fit horses. And a horse twice or three times the normal size will have a vagina that size as well. |
| Anonymous #18379 1 year ago |
I am not sure this is a conversation we should be having. |
| Anonymous #18473 1 year ago |
Anon1: Awesome. :)
Sparks, I'm fairly certain the uncontested god-queen of the world for a millenium has the resources to get a goddamn custom dildo. |
| Sparkmane #18500 1 year ago |
Anon 2 is a pony cock expert |
| Anonymous #18502 1 year ago |
she has me, I am fully content fisting her while jacking off myself |
| Anonymous #18648 1 year ago |
Oh for fucks sake. |
| Anonymous #18655 1 year ago |
actually the average human penis is about 5 inches. you shouldn't listen to all the viagra spam.
also the average breast is a B cup. |
| Anonymous #18763 1 year ago |
She is a magic pony. I'm sure she can just find a mate and cast a spell to make his dick bigger. |
| Anonymous #18842 1 year ago |
Guys. Your cock size seriously DOES NOT MATTER. I know you think it does, but take it from a woman. It doesn't. You could be huge but if you suck at sex, you suck at sex. You could be hung like a horse or hung like a gorilla. Your penis is not an ultimate pleasure device. In fact, sometimes if you're REALLY BAD AT SEX and your penis is big. It's even worse because you think big = feels good when you could be not be paining attention and just pounding nails. So shut the hell up.
This has been a public service. |
| Anonymous #18853 1 year ago |
>size seriously DOES NOT MATTER.
Yes it does. |
| Anonymous #18860 1 year ago |
No. It doesn't. If you think it does you're having terrible sex without knowing. |
| Anonymous #18875 1 year ago |
The world record for penis size is around 13.5 inches.
The average female vagina is at maximum 9 inches. Size. Matters. |
| Anonymous #18888 1 year ago |
Fundamental misunderstanding on how sex works. |
| Anonymous #18889 1 year ago |
It isn't about length stupid, it's about width. |
| Anonymous #18903 1 year ago |
girth: 2.25" across, roughly.
Average female vagina: 2" across at maximum and that's on the high end. Yes, that's right: The man with the biggest dick on earth can't actually fuck a woman. >Fundamental misunderstanding on how sex works I'm pretty sure what you're referring to is generally called foreplay, not sex. |
| Sparkmane #19011 1 year ago |
Size begins to matter at extremes such as this. A Chihuahua would likely have no chance at pleasing a mastiff, even though the're both dogs.
Someone did the math in one of these pics here and found the average pony to be about three feet tall and Celestia to be about seven. |
| Anonymous #19162 1 year ago |
All of this came from celestia jumping on a balcony |
| Anonymous #19258 1 year ago |
This is as impressive as that one thread where the topic of favorite sisters getting derailed into about masturbation and pinkie pie |
| Anonymous #19771 1 year ago |
Anon1: Tss Tss FFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
| Anonymous #21407 1 year ago |
This comment thread is basically Ponibooru in a nutshell. |
| Anonymous #21410 1 year ago |
Also, I am convinced that Sparkmane is the world expert on pony cocks. |
| Anonymous #21500 1 year ago |
Oh I love the conversation my image sparked.... Bronies, you are so random! |