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Ninestempest
#154049
1 year ago
I agree. I don't even like cupcakes.
Anonymous
#154054
1 year ago
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin
Anonymous
#154062
1 year ago
^LOL JUST LISTENED TO THAT (frank zappa's the muffin man)
Skipta
#154073
1 year ago
I had a couple of lil' tiger (lemon-chocolate bread) muffins yesterday, Derpy. Om-nom-nom. :3
Anonymous
#154134
1 year ago
Wingboner for muffins
Anonymous
#154214
1 year ago
Epic
Marrock
#154440
1 year ago
"utility muffin Research kitchen"

*brohoofs a fellow Zappa fan*
Anonymous
#155818
1 year ago
F-...Frank ZappaxMLP :3
Anonymous
#156321
1 year ago
Capcakes usually fokus more on the frosting that the dough and so on, most cupcakes I taste tend to be dry and usually dont taste good when the frosting is gone.
Cupcakes however are full of flavor all the way.
Im on your side Derpy.
Kawa
#156866
1 year ago
^ "cupcakes don't taste good, but cupcakes are full of flavor all the way"

Did you mean "muffins are full of flavor"? :)
Anonymous
#162364
1 year ago
...Derpy Hooves is totally something Frank Zappa would have named a kid.
Anonymous
#181258
1 year ago
OH MY GOD THIS IS BRILLIANT
Anonymous
#219151
1 year ago
somebody draw zappa as a pony please
Lancer
#245173
1 year ago
Somehow, Costco is at fault for this.
Anonymous
#352176
11 months ago
The muffin Derp is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Sugar Cube Corner research kitchen. Reaching for an oversized wooden spoon, she gathers an intricate quanity of dried muffin remnant. Then brushing her scapular aside, proceeds to dump these in somepody's mailbox. She turns to us and speaks: "Some ponies like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them."
Wafflecannon
#1208612
3 months ago
NO THEY WERE ALL RIGHT. SOMEBODY HAD THIS IDEA THREE MONTHS BEFORE I DID AND THEY DID IT A FUCKTON BETTER THAN I DID.
>>49724

I'm so ashamed.