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GlitterGlue
#512250
10 months ago
I walked through the wildwood, and what did I see
But a unicorn with his horn stuck in a tree,
Cryin’, “Someone please help me before it‘s too late.”
I hollered, “I’ll free you.” He hollered back, “Wait --
How much will it hurt? How long will it take?
Are you sure that my horn will not scratch, bend, or break?
How hard will you pull? How much must I pay?
Must you do it right now or is Wednesday okay?
Have you done this before? Do you have the right tools?
Have you graduated from horn-savin’ school?
Will I owe you a favor? And what will it be?
Do you promise that you will not damage the tree?
Should I close my eyes? Should I sit down or stand?
Do you have insurance? Have you washed your hands?
And after you free me -- tell me what then?
Can you guarantee I won’t get stuck again?
Tell me when. Tell me how.
Tell me why. Tell me where...”

I guess that he’s still sittin’ there.
geacu
#512262
10 months ago
no! not fluttershy! whyd ya do it blueblood?!
HeinousActsZX
#512263
10 months ago
Oh, BOO HOO. Lemme play ya a sad song on the world's smallest violin!
NightJack
#512265
10 months ago
^ Better yet, make a violin form his horn.
Anonymous
#512269
10 months ago
Oh wait, he's really stuck, let me laugh harder.
Jackarunda
#512311
10 months ago
Shel Silverstein has been my favorite poet for my entire life
Anonymous
#512529
10 months ago
I'd help him...
Calbeck
#512546
10 months ago
Whatta dipstick. -:D
Anonymous
#512675
10 months ago
Looks like we're going to have to amputate that horn...

It's the only way we can save Fluttershy.

...

And Blueblood... I guess.
Anonymous
#512748
10 months ago
I walked through the wildwood, and what did I see
But a unicorn with his horn stuck in a tree,
Cryin’, “Someone plea-"

THEN I COLD-COCKED THAT SON OF A BITCH! HORSES DON'T TALK.
GlitterGlue
#512996
10 months ago
Sure, whatever. And, you know, unicorns don't exist, but I guess it's the talking that throws you.
Anonymous
#513172
10 months ago
"Oh ho ho! This just makes it so much easier to shoot you!"
Xuncu
#513867
10 months ago
*swift kick to Blueblood's ass*
ChickNeighney
#514116
10 months ago
I'd probably laugh at him first, but I'd still help him out.
sodomitor
#514226
10 months ago
^^^^^^^^^

Love and tolerance my ass. YOu all assholes.

I'll help him. Because that's what good ponies do.
Deceptive_Trixter
#514520
10 months ago
You must pull the horn from the tree then you can become king.
Homfrog
#526258
9 months ago
Poor guy.
Anonymous
#526262
9 months ago
His horn is spiral, right? You simply grab him and turn him in the appropriate direction, unscrewing him from the tree.
Anonymous
#548946
9 months ago
^That was a very amusing mental image...
Anonymous
#572448
9 months ago
So... anyone here want to bother mentioning the hidden meaning or should I just keep it to myself?
Foric
#942240
5 months ago
id probably free him but not before stating *karma's a bitch, ain't it blueblood?*
TheGlueFactory
#948240
5 months ago
I'd help get him unstuck.

*pulls out a saw*

This may hurt though.
TheGlueFactory
#1462044
3 weeks ago
Hey Prince Blueblood! I brought a "friend" to help you get out. Meet Pinkamina Diane Pie!

Prince Blueblood: *uproots the entire tree, and runs away in terror*
Wafflecannon
#1462057
3 weeks ago
It kinda makes me wonder what breaking a horn would do to a unicorn. Does the horn even have nerve endings?
Zombie_Trotsky
#1462059
3 weeks ago
^ I suspect the horn itself would be like your fingernail. Nothing affecting it would hurt you unless it was taken off through force.