
| Strat #158531 1 year ago |
Pedo Major? |
| Anonymous #158540 1 year ago |
...I want to laugh, but another part of me wants to bash my brains in with a hammer. What do? |
| Anonymous #158559 1 year ago |
Laugh, because that other thing is going to hurt a lot more than you expect.
And it takes hours to scoop the brains back into the skull, I'd know. |
| Anonymous #158579 1 year ago |
Pedo Minor? |
| Anonymous #158611 1 year ago |
Pinkie Pie is ecstatic to find such a nice stick just lying around.
She snatches it and goes back to tell her parents, not even noticing the lollipop on the ground. It wouldn't have tasted very good anyway. It's got dirt all over it. |
| Anonymous #158613 1 year ago |
I am also conflicted. Should I laugh or call Chris Hansen? |
| Anonymous #158617 1 year ago |
Fun Fact anon, the stick has a rope tied to it. And guess who is at the end of that rope? |
| Anonymous #158618 1 year ago |
That hair and no cutie mark.
Something's wrong... |
| Anonymous #158631 1 year ago |
huh, good call 158618
perhaps this was beforehand! the sight of such delicious candy has cased her hair to poof |
| Anonymous #158651 1 year ago |
Wait, did I just save a Pedobear image? |
| Anonymous #158656 1 year ago |
Flimsy box. |
| Anonymous #158712 1 year ago |
Seems legit. |
| Anonymous #158768 1 year ago |
So that's why we haven't seen that bear in a while. Pinkie ate him! |
| Anonymous #158909 1 year ago |
"Pedo Minor"
I love the irony in this. |
| Anonymous #159027 1 year ago |
Quit it. You're ruining my second childhood. |
| WhiteSocks #159080 1 year ago |
Pinkie is wiser than her age would lead you to believe.
Back in Ponyville, Pinkie victoriously marches around with the stick in her mouth, dragging a snared Pedo Minor straight to the hoosegow. |
| suomynonA #159290 1 year ago |
I~I I love little fillies
They make me feel so good I love...little fillies They make me feel so bad When they're around they make me feel like I'm The only colt in town I love...little fillies they make me feel so good |
| Brony288 #159301 1 year ago |
^ I knew it. I F**** KNEW IT! It was only a matter of time and pedo jokes before someone brought that song up again. |
| Anonymous #159555 1 year ago |
Unfortunately for Pedo Minor, this was the moment when Pinkie Pie learned how to use her ridiculously long tongue to acquire food from a distance, a technique which would come in handy for eating a cake behind Twilight's back later in life.
Dejected and candyless, the space bear would then move on to replace the box trap's bait with jewels to attempt to catch filly Rarity. |
| Thaluka #161013 1 year ago |
Edit it with:
A book A gem An apple A small animal A muffin A Wonderbolt poster |
| Isshiki_Kotonashi #161039 1 year ago |
#158909
Haha |
| Anonymous #236518 1 year ago |
pinkie pie had straight hair as a filly |
| Anonymous #349600 11 months ago |
Pinkie's got a ridiculously long tongue. Even if she decides to go under the box, she'll easily escape. After being captured, the Pedo Major will look under the box and see that she's gone.
That's Pinkie Pie for you. |