
| MaroonBunyip #585721 9 months ago |
Haaaaaaa |
| Blubhead #585733 9 months ago |
Dinky has been kidnapped ? |
| ChickNeighney #585737 9 months ago |
Pillage, plunder, burn until we find her! The fiends will not escape! |
| geacu #585739 9 months ago |
dont worry derpy! il help pay the ransom! D: (....fun fact: the ad that was displayed when i was typing this,was a costco ad to make 22 million $ XD) |
| Hex-Master #585747 9 months ago |
Oh Noes!!! |
| bamakid1272 #585753 9 months ago |
Really, only 1.5 million? I don't think this |
| Anonymous #585762 9 months ago |
call in the Avengers |
| geacu #585763 9 months ago |
^indeed! everypony,i am starting the "rescue dinky doo" fund,we are raising money to buy dinky back from evil foalnappers! we must rais atleast 1,500,000$!
*3 minutes later* *looks at how much has been donated,the number is off the charts* |
| geacu #585766 9 months ago |
^^* |
| Anonymous #585785 9 months ago |
Optimus: -upon seeing picture- We will kill them all |
| Jackarunda #585827 9 months ago |
No. |
| Doctor_Whooves #585836 9 months ago |
I like these two as much as anyone, but yes. |
| Hellfire #585895 9 months ago |
Sucks for Derpy that they use bits, not $'s... |
| Ferrotter #585920 9 months ago |
Now this is more like I was expecting from the muffin one. So sad...
But at least if the ransom is money, at least we can be sure poor Dinky wasn't kidnapped by Molestia. |
| Anonymous #587016 9 months ago |
@ ChickNeighney: Pillage, plunder AND burn? Aye, aye captain, I don't even care about them but I'm with you. |
| VariableRadius #588315 9 months ago |
are you a bad enough dude to rescue your daughter?
-Signed Ninjas |
| Drasvin #588796 9 months ago |
*puts on badass shades and cocks shotgun* Time for action. Let's go save Dinky. |
| Anonymous #589137 9 months ago |
You have my axe |
| Anonymous #589413 9 months ago |
And my sword. |
| Kayl #589427 9 months ago |
And my reckless pounding of faces. |
| Anonymous #594697 9 months ago |
And my muffins |
| Anonymous #603141 9 months ago |
And my shotgun. |
| Anonymous #603759 9 months ago |
The ad for me on this is for a child locator watch. Yeah... Little late! |
| Anonymous #714026 7 months ago |
Derpy's return letter:
'I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. I have muffins!' |
| Anonymous #756372 7 months ago |
*grabs bazooka*
ALRIGHT! IF I FIND THE HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKER WHO KIDNAPPED DINKY, I WILL SHOOT THEM UNTIL THEY'RE A BLOODY PILE OF SCRAPS. |
| Anonymous #800932 7 months ago |
Sgt. Foley: RAMIREZ!!!!!!! Rescue Dinky, Derpy's daughter while armed with this massager. |
| Anonymous #1426118 1 month ago |
*Meets Jason at edge of Crystal Lake* I have a job for you..... |