
| Anonymous #342543 11 months ago |
yes to your nos |
| Anonymous #342545 11 months ago |
Dude. No. |
| danis2005 #342546 11 months ago |
Yes Derpy, you are just in time! Now open that oven and release Dinky! |
| Gatekeeper #342548 11 months ago |
Really? So we've moved on to Dinky abuse now? |
| Anonymous #342553 11 months ago |
This is how you make muffins. |
| Jackarunda #342565 11 months ago |
Nein, Sir, es gefällt mir nicht. |
| Anonymous #342568 11 months ago |
WTF is this? No, really. What is this? Some new meme? |
| -flood- #342573 11 months ago |
No Dinkabuse. |
| Anonymous #342578 11 months ago |
this is stupid. |
| Sparklehooves #342586 11 months ago |
Step 1: put child in stove
step 2: set at 400oF step 3: wait step 6: Derp achieved |
| Anonymous #342589 11 months ago |
^ It seems no filly is free from abuse now. |
| Colconbri #342624 11 months ago |
Why, Derpy. why? |
| Anonymous #342626 11 months ago |
BECAUSE CHILDREN DESERVE TO DIE |
| Pony_with_no_name #342678 11 months ago |
get off my internet criminal scum! |
| RealityCheck #342720 11 months ago |
The whole Dinky/Derpy thing was the BEST thing about the pony fandom.
Nice way to break it, jerk. |
| Anonymous #343588 11 months ago |
I'm reporting this. |
| Anonymous #343614 11 months ago |
An Trìal much? Google it, I'm not explaining the story. |
| your_waifu #343746 11 months ago |
nope, nope nope. dinkybuse is going on the list |
| Hex-Master #343776 11 months ago |
MAXIMUM DERPING ACHIEVED |
| Eclipse #344182 11 months ago |
You think she calls her 'muffin' just because it's cute? |
| Anonymous #355764 11 months ago |
@danis:
Yes! That's whats going on, of course it is! *slowly goes insane* |
| Clover_Patch #392312 11 months ago |
"Our apartment was so small, that mother made me play in the oven." |
| MammoH #395341 11 months ago |
today on proniboory: sweetie lost her head and Dinky got roasted. |
| Anonymous #438309 10 months ago |
*Whistles the chorus of Sabaton's 'Final Solution'.* |
| Anonymous #441300 10 months ago |
but... it looks like derpy just turned the burner on, not the actual oven |
| Anonymous #1079601 4 months ago |
One day the oven was broken and Dinky decided to try to fix it. She had been tinkering with things around the house for a long time before this, and she jumped at the chance to do something worthwhile with her slowly developing skill.
>ONE HOUR LATER< she unsuccessfully worked at the problem after about an hour. She thought to her self for a moment, analyzing the interior of the cold dark oven. She started messing around with the pilot light. suddenly the oven roared to life, it had gone into self cleaning mode. She couldn't feel it at first but soon the inside of the oven became warm. Dinky quickly started pushing at the oven door with her front hooves but the little filly realized she simply didn't have the strength to push the heavy door open. Soon, the oven's insides had become an inferno. Before long her hooves became singed and she could smell her mane being burned to the roots. Dinky cried in agony as the heat increased, hot pain engulfing her. The oven continued to roast her to death. when the oven had finally finished she was burnt crisp to the bone, covered in boiled fat and caked blood, she would never get her Engineering Cutie Mark. BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD. >SEVERAL HOURS LATER< Derpy had come home after a long day's work and was ready for hugs from her most favorite filly in all of Equsetria. As she opened the door to her home, she could smell what was a mixture of smoke and something horrible like rotten fruit. She quickly ran into the kitchen to the source of the foul odor. The grey pony saw that it was coming from the oven. She lowered the oven door with her left hoof. Her crossed eyes widened and her mouth opened agape, tears rolled down her face. Derpy was more distraught than she had ever been in her entire life. THE END |