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dragonSpike
#33883
1 year ago
Pinkie Pie: Hellooo?
Snake: What the--?! Again?
Pinkie Pie: *GAAAAAAASP*
Snake: Uh...
Pinkie Pie: I've never seen YOU before!
Snake: What are you, even?
Pinkie Pie: I'm Pinkie Pie!
Snake: How did you contact me?
Pinkie Pie: I just PARTY HARD the codec!
Snake: What?
Pinkie Pie: Do you like cupcakes?
Snake: Uh... yes?
Pinkie Pie: I like cupcakes!
Snake: Look, I'm ve--
Pinkie Pie: Do you like parties?
Snake: Parties?
Pinkie Pie: Parties!
Snake: I'm in a WAR, I don't have time to--
Pinkie Pie: War? Against the Parasprites?
Snake: The what?
Pinkie Pie: Have trumpet will travel! *Disconnect*
Snake: ...What on Earth?
Anonymous
#33904
1 year ago
^in the distance polka music starts playing
Necroceine
#33909
1 year ago
Moments later, the war has ended.
Anonymous
#33927
1 year ago
and so war had change
Anonymous
#34319
1 year ago
Pinkie Pie? That would be a rather dramatic distraction for any guards around, wouldn't it?
Anonymous
#37206
1 year ago
I hear it's amazing when the famous pink stuffed pony in flap-jaw space with the cupcake fork does a raw eye-bulge on Hari-kari rock. Pinkie needs scissors! 61!
Anonymous
#37350
1 year ago
"Do you think a party could bloom on the battlefield?"

"..Stop calling me, Pinkie."
Anonymous
#62884
1 year ago
Pinkie: "Hey, do you like party games?!"
Snake: "What?"
Pinkie: "You like Zelda, right?!"
Snake: "What are you?! A pony version of Psycho Mantis?!"
Pinkie: "From the first game?"
Snake: "AHHHHHHH!"
Anonymous
#230776
1 year ago
"Ooh, what are you doing? Are those DOGS? Ooh, don't hurt them because I just invited them to a party that we totally have to have once this mission is over, and--"
"Who the hell are you?! Where's Otacon?!"
"Huh? Oh, Hal's hanging up all the party decorations! Shadow Moses is going to look soooooooo COOL when he's done! Hey, when you go up against the Hind, would you pass an invite along to Liquid?"
"What?!"
"Yeah I tried getting him on codec but all I got was this creepy guy talking about the local wildlife - BORING! What was his name? Spiller? Filler? Anyway it doesn't matter because --"
"I don't have time for this!"
"Ooh, you're right; no time! I gotta go invite SNIPER WOLF!" *disconnect*
"..."

Although I reckon Pinkie's more likely to be like the corrupt Colonel AI.
"Something happened to me two weeks ago - it was SO WEIRD! I was driving - more like running - and I had a couple of miles to go when all of a sudden there was this BIG ORANGE GLOWY THING IN THE SKY! To the EAST; can you BELIEVE IT?! It moved around all irregular and then WHOOSH! There was lots and lots of really bright light all around! When I came to I was RIGHT BACK HOME! ... What do you think happened to me?"