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Anonymous
#457463
10 months ago
Um.

Twilight isn't cuffed?

I guess she hadn't read that far into "Desperation Sex For Eggheads".
Hex-Master
#457467
10 months ago
wot?
Anonymous
#457471
10 months ago
Okay guys, match the reaction to the stallion.

Big Mac: Sees two stalls are occupied, casually enters the third with an "Eeeyup."

Caramel: Sees two stalls are occupied, casually enters the third after he sees Big Mac go into it.

Hoity Toity: In the Mares' stalls right now.

Doctor Whooves: Double checks he's in the right dimension and warps the hell out of the Weaververse before his show's rating goes up.
Anonymous
#457478
10 months ago
Snails- I'm a foal and what is this?
Snips- Lame brain, didn't you ever pay attention in school? We're s'posed to pee on them.
Soarin- immediately feels awkward, runs back to the Wonderbolts' green room to use the washroom there/get a pie to distract him.
Pokey Pierce- what else? Starts pokin'.

Discord- gave them the idea.
sodomitor
#457479
10 months ago
^
Snips and Snails: LUCKY GUYS WHO FUCK RARITY OVER
nyxabuse
#457481
10 months ago
The fuck is going on here..?
Anonymous
#457482
10 months ago
AJ- walks in like a boss, ignores both of them, pees in the urinal.
Anonymous
#457487
10 months ago
^ Would ponies *have* urinals?

Oh god, keep an eye open in Season Two for a bathroom.
Anonymous
#457489
10 months ago
^ I doubt we'd see the inside of the guys' washroom in MLP, since the mane cast is female.
Anonymous
#457491
10 months ago
^Well, maybe one of them will go into one to chain themselves to a toilet for sex?

If that happens, check the background for urinals.
Anonymous
#457495
10 months ago
Spike: Take Twilight home again, she always does the "bathroom surprise" thing when she's had too much to drink.

But not immediately. Is that Rarity in the next stall?
Hakar
#457528
10 months ago
I bet Rainbow Dash uses the colt's bathroom.
El-Kortez
#457536
10 months ago
I am confused by this.
ponybrohoof
#457537
10 months ago
o_O
O_o
wait what? :D

<.<
>.>
....
^_^
ok rly I can't stop laughing at this xD
Lola_Del_Rio
#457553
10 months ago
awkward...
Anonymous
#457581
10 months ago
Okay.

This made me LoL. Weaver, though art truly a master of your craft!
Anonymous
#457612
10 months ago
PLEASE tell me there is a word for doing this sort of thing (apart from "stupid").

While I can't really see Rarity doing this, Twilight makes some sense. And from the looks of things, she was smart enough NOT to cuff herself first.
Danielakiiki
#457661
10 months ago
^ It's a 'gloryhole'
Gnollbard
#457779
10 months ago
I'm amused by the fact that the "Colts" sign has a picture of a male pony's snout.
Anonymous
#457999
10 months ago
Well, there's only one other thing that could be used to instantly signify that this is, in fact, the colt's room...
Parp555
#458221
10 months ago
This is probably the greatest comment thread ever
Jackarunda
#458255
10 months ago
I don't understand it at all

like

at all
Anonymous
#458284
10 months ago
What is there to get?

Rarity was desperate for sexual fulfillment in a somewhat depraved manner and planned to cuff herself in a colt's washroom, the idea being to let them "use" her sexually. While doing this she bemoans herself and imagines what her friends would think of her if they could see her.

Then it turns out Twilight is in the next stall, doing the same thing.
Anonymous
#458289
10 months ago
Trying to picture the moments after this happens.

I mean, what now? I can only imagine they'll both lose their nerve (it's hard to imagine them going through with it, or a guy even being comfortable walking into that situation, not that it was all that more comfortable with just the one of them). Hopefully Rarity has the key, but they're both magic so they can probably get her out of there.

Repression? Do they never talk about it again, act like it didn't happen? Do they have a long conversation into the night about their respective problems with colts? Do they 'get better'? Does either of them try to do this again, perhaps in secret from the other?

It's a joke, I know, and a dirty joke at that, but that doesn't mean it can't make you think a bit.
GlitterGlue
#458305
10 months ago
Despite being a classy and refined socialite, Rarity is sexually depraved and base enough to hoofcuff herself in the colt's washroom to be objectified and carnally enjoyed by random strangers.
Evidently Twilight had the same idea.
Anonymous
#458307
10 months ago
^Rarity clearly seems all out of sorts about it, but Twilight just looks embarassed to have been found by Rarity. Maybe she does this all the time? There can be a perfectly healthy sexual thrill factor to this behaviour.

Er, well, maybe not perfectly healthy, considering you're at risk from STIs.
GlitterGlue
#458330
10 months ago
Maybe those don't exist in Equestria

And anyway, it's not necessarily a problem with colts. Rarity says she could probably get a guy if she wanted, but she turns to this anyway.
Lancer
#458475
10 months ago
With all of the sexual activity in fandom Ponyville, it's no surprise there are a few foals wandering about the place wondering who their parents are.
Anonymous
#458804
10 months ago
#458475

Well, yes and no. Mothers are hard to pin down (should they be lying to you), but dads? Males make up only a tiny fraction of Ponyville's population. In light of this, blind guesses probably have a high chance to be correct anyway.

Incidentally, the low number of colts might have something to do with how desperate some fillies become...

Not these two here though. Rarity's internal monologue shows she gets off on this; And Twilight is a nerd and a bookworm, so she's likely kinky as hell too. Now I want to know what the other four do to get their jollies...
Anonymous
#459223
10 months ago
Aaaand they even use the same make-up...
Anonymous
#471192
10 months ago
I can't help but think this is going to end up with them crying on one anothers' shoulders in Rarity's room.
Followed by hot lesbian sex, naturally.
Anonymous
#473609
10 months ago
Thats the problem with unicorns, they get horny.
Anonymous
#489181
10 months ago
^
ZING!
Anonymous
#568303
9 months ago
anybody else notice that they're both unicorns?
Anonymous
#644967
8 months ago
WHAT IS KEEPING THOSE HANDCUFFS ON!?
Anonymous
#644977
8 months ago
Stop using up decent people's oxygen.
And tag your Questionable shit.
Anonymous
#654330
8 months ago
Those student loans must REALLY be piling up for Twi.....
makoruu
#666758
8 months ago
Holy SHIT I lol'd hard