
| stormtrooper1701 #301586 1 year ago |
Dyke. |
| Jimmytrius #301588 1 year ago |
inb4 meme war starts :O |
| Blockhead134 #301589 1 year ago |
your a lesbi- OHHHHHH SHIIII- *Dying noises* |
| Anonymous #301590 1 year ago |
Somepony is pissed. |
| Wrongness #301594 1 year ago |
PINKIE PIE IN A SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT!!!!!
*ahem* I'll let your wings do the talking. |
| ClavisRozen #301596 1 year ago |
Come on Dash don't be so upset, lesbifriends. |
| theplatinumcolt #301598 1 year ago |
@clavis
take my wallet and dash, please dont kill me. it was only once D: |
| Eponymaus #301599 1 year ago |
You're a lesbian.
What do I win? |
| Danielakiiki #301601 1 year ago |
Carpet muncher. |
| sockblock #301602 1 year ago |
Lesbian. |
| Anonymous #301607 1 year ago |
...lesbian. |
| Ssargon #301609 1 year ago |
Lesbian carwasher. |
| yellowtdash #301611 1 year ago |
lesbian *runs* |
| santan #301613 1 year ago |
lesbian
lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian |
| SRD639 #301614 1 year ago |
Tomboy. |
| santan #301615 1 year ago |
lesbo |
| santan #301616 1 year ago |
homosexual of the female variant |
| Tophat_Pony #301617 1 year ago |
Lesbian.
*Haters gonna hate walk backwards* |
| SRD639 #301620 1 year ago |
Straight tomboy. |
| Crasher #301627 1 year ago |
Bi-curious |
| Anonymous #301629 1 year ago |
Lesbian.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
| DaisyHead #301632 1 year ago |
saphist |
| Kooner #301634 1 year ago |
But i know that you like to eat candy vags. |
| Anonymous #301638 1 year ago |
Lesbian!
*Runs like hell* |
| Anonymous #301645 1 year ago |
!naibseL |
| Anonymous #301647 1 year ago |
But I thought you loved the theatre!
Wait, what'd you say again? |
| Anonymous #301649 1 year ago |
Asexual cartoon character.
Who's a lesbian. |
| OptimusSleepy #301652 1 year ago |
Hancock.
I mean, lesbian. |
| Shawa666 #301659 1 year ago |
Hanrahan! Suzan Sucks Pussy! |
| AdrianBrony #301667 1 year ago |
character with explicitly (in interviews with Faust) undetermined sexual orientation who could be described in any orientation without going against canon. |
| Spiffy #301670 1 year ago |
CANDYCUNT CUDDLER |
| Doctor_Whooves #301679 1 year ago |
If you aren't, prove it by making out with me right now. |
| ZePassionateOne #301685 1 year ago |
But you're an alien Doctor, that wouldn't count =/. |
| DeeperMadness #301698 1 year ago |
Nopony said lesbian, Dash. We just said you liked Pinkie Pie's sugar walls. |
| Anonymous #301702 1 year ago |
You're not a lesbian
You just like kissing girls |
| SRD639 #301706 1 year ago |
Straight Tomboy who is into guys. |
| chacal #301712 1 year ago |
Lesbian
*suicide* WEH??? |
| TryHard #301725 1 year ago |
inb4jackarunda |
| AdrianBrony #301742 1 year ago |
straight, with a few exceptions. |
| Pseudonym #301744 1 year ago |
You're too cool to define yourself in any sexuality, Dash.
Now go out there and screw anypony you want! |
| MorrieNymphalidae #301758 1 year ago |
It's okay Dash, we don't care what your sexuality is. You're awesome no matter what. *hugs* |
| Jackarunda #301763 1 year ago |
Tomboy. |
| Anonymous #301789 1 year ago |
>>9255 then this happens |
| Chipotle #301809 1 year ago |
Marimacha! |
| forcedfire #301819 1 year ago |
I <3 U |
| cyberblade507 #301829 1 year ago |
Zombie. |
| Mitsu #301836 1 year ago |
Filly fooler! |
| Anonymous #301849 1 year ago |
Rainbow Dash is not gay and would do every stallion in Equestria to prove it. |
| Anonymous #301898 1 year ago |
Ah don't take it personally Rainbow Dash. That's been a joke since the series began. No one seriously thinks you're a lesbian.
It's just played for laughs like Fillyphelia and Cupcakes. At least I hope it is. |
| Anonymous #301919 1 year ago |
"...She's an angry lesbian." |
| GeronKizan #302037 1 year ago |
Thesbian. Wait...am i doing it right? |
| PynkyPy #302048 1 year ago |
RD is Bi. Trust me... I know! >:D |
| Dachimotsu #302186 1 year ago |
Tomcolt, guys.
Tomcolt |
| OptimusSleepy #302201 1 year ago |
She's not a lesbian, she just wants her boytoys to be wearing Wonderbolt outfits. And NO ONE ever DOES! |
| Draconaes #302224 1 year ago |
Dash isn't a lesbian. She's from Equestria. |
| Jackarunda #302283 1 year ago |
You're right lol, Tomcolt works better. |
| Anonymous #302424 1 year ago |
She is not a lesbian. She just has a girlcrush on Applejack and Pinkie Pie. And Fluttershy.. And Twilight Sparkle... And Rarity.
And she even has an own evil Ex-Lover, who wants to control her love life and must be defeated, if somepony wants to date her. |
| pervotron2000 #302476 1 year ago |
Jeez, these bisexuals are touchy about it. |
| K_thanks #302485 1 year ago |
Why should i, you are from equestria |
| Anonymous #302552 1 year ago |
CANDY VAG IMPORTER |
| Anonymous #302571 1 year ago |
DERP LAUREN FAUST DIDN'T SAY SHE *WASN'T* GAY SO I CAN CARRY ON WITH MY MANCHILD FANTASIES ABOUT CHILDREN'S CARTOON CHARACTERS HUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP |
| BackgroundPony17 #302675 1 year ago |
Of course you're not a lesbian, Rainbow Dash.
You're a boy. |
| Anonymous #302920 1 year ago |
レズビアン |
| Anonymous #302931 1 year ago |
@302571
Kill yourself. NOW. |
| Anonymous #302936 1 year ago |
Finally, I'm with you Rainbow Dash. You're not a lesbian. You're a tomcolt. You're auto-independent and auto-sufficient. You're an Alpha female. *Rainbow Dash falls in love with me.* |
| Trombe #302949 1 year ago |
I will call you.. bisexual. And then ship you with everybody ever. |
| Pseudonym #303034 1 year ago |
Dash is TRISEXUAL
CAUSE SHE'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE *rimshot* *canned laughter* But seriously folks, homophobia is a serious issue. *boooo* *FUCKING MAKE US LAUGH YOU HACK* Ehehe... uh... is this thing on? *GET OFF THE STAGE* |
| Anonymous #303071 1 year ago |
Lesb |
| Anonymous #303113 1 year ago |
I'm not calling you a lesbian.
...I'm just saying it would be awesome if you were. |
| Lancer #303357 1 year ago |
What's funny is that there is absolutely no sexuality of any kind for Rainbow Dash in MLP:FIM.
Everything this fandom believes, this fandom made up. Everything this fandom made up, this fandom believes. Enjoy yourself, fandom. it's all you've got. |
| PinkiePie #303412 1 year ago |
But Dashie, I love you ! |
| Anonymous #303605 1 year ago |
What they said. |
| SRD639 #303703 1 year ago |
Guys... If the blue pegusus says she's straight and is being damn serious about it.. then she's straight. |
| Anonymous #303820 1 year ago |
Never say she's Straight, and Never say she's a Lez.
I'll call you Bisexual, Dash. or maybe "Dashsexual" cause I like to ship you with pretty much everybody, and I also like Rainbow Dash x Tea Pot, Best.ship.ever!! |
| Shadow-Dancer-666 #303950 1 year ago |
Win-sexual. |
| Sindri #306367 1 year ago |
Given that the visible gender ratio of ponies is more than 5 female to each male, there are three logical possibilities:
1: The majority of ponies never form romantic relationships. This is boring and prevents our shipping fun, and thus will be disregarded. 2: Ponies are polygamous. This seems to be debunked by the few romantic pony relationships we see (Mr. and Mrs. Cake, Twilight's parents, Pinkie's parents, etc.), but remains a possibility. 3: The majority (as in at least 2/3) of romantic relationships between ponies are lesbian. If we go by the earlier 5:1 gender ratio, there would be 4 lesbian ponies to each straight female pony. Thus statistically speaking, most of the mane cast are probably lesbians. Since we know that Rarity is straight, and Twilight seems pretty much asexual, we can safely assume that the other four are lesbians until proven otherwise. |
| Anonymous #316247 1 year ago |
you're not a lesbian...
Prove it |
| Anonymous #320777 1 year ago |
@306367 Not necessarily. Most of what we've seen is Ponyville, which could just have an unusual gender ratio. You see this sometimes with colleges, so it's not hard to imagine it occurring with a small town. As far as the mane cast goes, bear in mind we still haven't had the inevitable "crush on Big Mac" episode yet. Until then, I'm holding out on any orientation theories. |
| Anonymous #323024 1 year ago |
Bisexual? |
| Anonymous #327547 1 year ago |
"...or I will punch you in the soul"
i'll just let you guys figure out the reference |
| Anonymous #357272 11 months ago |
@320777
Except that the ratios have been the same pretty much everywhere, if you also look at Canterlot and Appleloosa. Think: how many male ponies were there in the Canterlot scene of episode 1? None. The majority of ponies at the GGG and in Appleloosa? Mares. It's hardly an isolated incident. |
| Anonymous #470002 10 months ago |
@Sindri: 1 is the only possibility because it is exactly how the writers have written the show. This show is not sexual in any way shape or form and the whole "all gays are nymphomaniacs and hot lol" is incredibly homophobic in every fucking fandom ever. So no, none of them are lesbians, straight, or otherwise because this will never happen in the show. |
| Anonymous #488674 10 months ago |
^ FUCKING THANK YOU!!!! |
| Anonymous #824096 6 months ago |
...and I might just have to make it so that you're no longer male. |