
| Scorin #321147 1 year ago |
Billy Mays here with applejack! |
| Flutterguy #321150 1 year ago |
Today we will clean the blue stains of these ponies |
| Brotaku #321364 1 year ago |
Do you have appletrees and can't get all those apples down? Ladders take so long to set up *cut to shot of someone who has apparently never used a ladder or seen one used before acting like it's the hardest thing in the world and making a face at the camera.* and they're dangerous *cue same person falling off ladder* But now there is a better way with- Applejack! Just place Applejack next to the tree you want to harvest and it does the rest *buck buck* Wow look at her go!
(you now realize you read this all in his voice) |
| Anonymous #321475 1 year ago |
^should have been in all caps, though. |
| Jackarunda #321845 1 year ago |
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BUCKINEST GIT-ALONG-IN-EST PONY YOU'RE EVER GONNA MEET |
| Anonymous #321912 1 year ago |
Sold! I'll take five! |
| Brotaku #322218 1 year ago |
Order now and you'll also get the pocket sized Appletini! |
| Jarntazecht #322372 1 year ago |
SO STOP CLIMBIN! STOP FALLIN! STOP SHAKIN! STOP PICKIN! WITH APPLEJACK YOU GET THE PERFECT BUCK, EVERY TIME!
BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL THROW IN FLUTTERSHY! THAT'S TWICE THE PONY FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR ANIMALS LEAVING PRESENTS AROUND THE HOUSE WHEN YOU GO ON VACATION ONLY FOR YOU TO COME HOME TO AN UNSIGHTLY MESS? WITH FLUTTERSHY, SIMPLY SET IT AND WALK AWAY! |
| Sound_Mind #324486 1 year ago |
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! |
| Anonymous #326488 1 year ago |
lol it's funny because he's dead |
| valdemar #327172 1 year ago |
#326488 It's not funny thing! He was the great salesperson i've ever heard! |