
| Anonymous #20608 1 year ago |
Fantastic. |
| Sparkmane #20614 1 year ago |
We can't stop here, this is muffin country |
| Anonymous #37940 1 year ago |
This just solidified into awesome |
| Trombe #46824 1 year ago |
"Fifteen minutes out of Appleoosa drugs kick in." |
| your_waifu #46843 1 year ago |
We had two bags of hay, seventy-five bunches of apples, five sheets of fudge, a saltshaker half-full of icing sugar, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored candies, cupcakes, jelly beans, chocolates . . . Also, a quart of cola, a quart of iced tea, a case of green apple jones, a pint of sarsaparilla, and two dozen pixie sticks. Not that we needed all that for the party, but once you get locked into a serious snack collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the sarsaparilla. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a pony in the depths of a sarsaparilla binge, and I knew we'd get into that sweet stuff pretty soon. |
| Anonymous #46855 1 year ago |
>_o gah! hearing the first two pages of the book in my head as pinkie pie imitating hunter thompson |
| Anonymous #47131 1 year ago |
dash: as your attorney, I advise you to throw a party |