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Noise
#233685
1 year ago
You may have seen this on 4chan
Anonymous
#234878
1 year ago
Scootaloo's chaotic search for her cutie mark eventually catapulted Equestria into a new age of technological innovation. She was indirectly responsible for the development of cold fusion, space travel, terraforming, gene therapy, microsurgery, and quantum computing. Unfortunately, she never discovered for herself the one talent that truly defined her. She died at the ripe old age of 42 of complications from broken bones sustained during an attempt to pole-vault over a ravine with her walker. She may have had a blank flank, but thousands attended her funeral, and President Luna declared a holiday in her honor.
SkinnyT
#235908
1 year ago
Ok, I...w-what?
Kriegs
#236112
1 year ago
Ground control to Scootaloo,
Ground control to Scootaloo,
Eat your chicken feed and in the ship get you
(Ten, nine, eight)
Ground control to Scootaloo,
(Seven, six, five)
Commencing countdown, engines on
(Four, three, two, one)
Check ignition, Celestia be with you
(Liftoff!)

This is ground control to Scootaloo,
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know your cutie mark
Now it's time to leave the capsule on a lark

This is Scootaloo to ground control
I'm flapping through the door
And I'm floating in a most familiar way
And Luna is looking different
Today!

For here am I, flapping near a tin can
Far above the world
Canterlot is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell Rainbow I like her very much
(She knows!)

Ground control to Scootaloo,
Your circuit's dead, there's something screwed!
Can you hear me, Scootaloo?
Can you hear me, Scootaloo?
Can you hear me, Scootaloo?

Can you
Here am I, flapping in my tin can
Far above the moon
Luna sure is blue
Is Fluttershy stuck up here too?
Ian
#310541
1 year ago
These comments are awesome