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Wrongness
#144675
1 year ago
imagining that threat in her voice game me delightful chills.
PynkyPy
#144676
1 year ago
... It dosen't even rhyme... :/
Wrongness
#144677
1 year ago
gave*
Skipta
#144683
1 year ago
Not even if you were the last man in Equestria,

Now leave before I introduce you to Molestia.
Thaluka
#144686
1 year ago
Don't post Zecora without rhyming.
Oh-noes
#144687
1 year ago
Zeb is Zecora's backstabbing bastard of an half-brother who dishonered her family, banning them outside of Zebrica.

FOREVER.
Anonymous
#144690
1 year ago
so i can't rhyme :P noone else was posting these two :D
Anonymous
#144694
1 year ago
Man.

Span.

what do you mean it doesn't rhyme?
Skipta
#144703
1 year ago
First of all it's really silly to use the word "Man". It's a friggin' Zebra. But the reason people didn't read it as a rhyme is.. because you didn't format it as one. "last man! Now go, before I shorten your lifespan!".

Your current rhyme is: go -> lifespan. :)
PynkyPy
#144705
1 year ago
^ the parameter wont allow that.
Wrongness
#144708
1 year ago
Well the concept was funny. so good job on that at least.
Skipta
#144712
1 year ago
Silly rhymes we can create,
leaving Zecora to her fate.

Passing time creating memes,
Improving them by rhyming.

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY BRO NOMEG IN THE HOOD, YO!
Bags
#144716
1 year ago
Now doesn't rhyme with span.
Anonymous
#144882
1 year ago
He'd just steal her shadow anyway.
Anonymous
#144945
1 year ago
Rhyme-structure and sentence-structure don't have to match in a poem. It's a perfectly decent couplet:

Not even if you were the last man,
now go! Before I shorten your lifespan!
Rationalinsanity
#145025
1 year ago
Poems don't need to rhyme but Zecora always does.
Anonymous
#145299
1 year ago
That guy's G1 anyways
Anonymous
#171317
1 year ago
That nigger was a total dick. I hope the ponies executed him.