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Maya
#156021
1 year ago
ew ew ewwwww I´ve seen Stalin naked ewwwww
blarg
#156029
1 year ago
stalliongrad, where a majority of the male population of equestria lives.


"that explains everything"
your_waifu
#156061
1 year ago
Moscolt
St. Petalsburg
Samarea

help me here. these things must be said.
Anonymous
#156063
1 year ago
Sodom and Gomorrah
K_thanks
#156068
1 year ago
i like Mosclot
your_waifu
#156084
1 year ago
^^those aren't puns. what are you trying to pull here
Skipta
#156752
1 year ago
To Moscolt I came seeking fortune
But they’re making me work til I’m dead
The bourgeoisie have it so easy
The Tsar’s putting gold on his bread
The people of Moscolt are hungry
But think what a feast there could be
If we could create a socialist state
That cared for the ponies like me:

I am the mare who arranges the blocks
That descend upon me from up above.
They come down and I spin them around
Til they fit in the ground like hand in glove.
Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine
And the lines will be formed as they fall -
Then I see that I have misjudged it!
I should not have nudged it after all.
Can I have a long one please?
Why must these infernal blocks tease?

I am the mare who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
Come Moscoltites! Let the workers unite!
A collective regime of peace and love.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But the landlord and taxmare bleed me dry
But the workers will rise! We will not compromise
For we know that the old regime must die.
Long live Lenin, kill the tsar!
We salute the sickle and star!

I am the mare who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
The food on your plate now belongs to the state
A collective regime of peace and love.
I have no choice in arranging the blocks
Under Bolshevik rule, what they say goes.
The rule of the game is we all are the same
And my blocks must create unbroken rows.
Long live Stallion! He loves you!
Sing these words, or you know what he’ll do...

I am the mare who arranges the blocks
That are made by the colts in Kazakhstan.
They come two weeks late and they don’t tessellate
But we’re working to Stallion’s five year plan.
I am the mare who arranges the tanks
That will make all the Celestians keep away
The Princess is dead, and Equestria is Red!
Let us point all our guns at Manehattan now.
We shall live forever more!
We can start a nuclear war!

I am the mare who arranges the blocks
That are building a highly secret base.
Hip hip hurrah for the USSR!
We are sending our mares to outer space.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But each night I go home to my wife in tears -
What’s the point of it all, when you’re building a wall
And in front of your eyes it disappears?
Pointless work for pointless pay
This is one game I shall not play.

I am the mare who arranges the blocks!
But tomorrow I think I’ll stay in bed.
The winter is cold, I’ve got plenty of gold
And I’m standing in line for a loaf of bread
Maybe we’d be better off
If we brought down Gorbachev

I am the mare who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
The markets are free! So much money for me!
Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
The markets are free! So much money for me!
Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
Peace and love, peace and love!
Skipta
#156755
1 year ago
Yes, it is fucking impossible to come up with Horse puns on a lot of that. Also, why the FUCK are words like "Socialist" BANNED from the site? Took me ages to find the places to [i][/ i] them in. That is absolutely retarded, Ponibooru. I guarantee that I won't need to do it with: Capitalist
Anonymous
#156756
1 year ago
lol
Anonymous
#160989
1 year ago
Clearly the ponies running this site must be capitalist pigdogs, Skipta.
Anonymous
#161003
1 year ago
Must be spambots, I doubt Eco cares about it.
Also, DOWN WITH THE REDS! DOWN WITH THE WEST!
The world will not be free until the last capitalist is strangled with the guts of the last commissar!
Skipta
#162332
1 year ago
^ Fucking Everfree Foresters. Go back to your crappy Dystopia and stop being Jelly of us!

I sure hope so, though. Otherwise it's really, really silly. Although I dunno why spambots would be talking about Socialism.

Also, to any Americans: You don't know what Socialism is. Seriously, I guarantee many of you don't have a clue, since I've seen intelligent and well-learned people still get it way wrong. Even the definition for Liberalism is weird as hell over there. Not to mention that you have the more Laissez Faire and socially repressive party have Red as it's colour and the more socially progressive Interventionist party have Blue. You even fail at colour-coding. Blue is the universally recognized colour of conservatism, Red is for socialist movements....But maybe every Socialist party in the history of the planet just bought the wrong paint. Liberals tend to use Yellow. Nothing political gets across the Atlantic without becoming a mutated fucking mess, apparently. :)
Rogue-kun
#162389
1 year ago
Skipta, until only a couple of elections Red and Blue was not associated with either party, it was simply used for Majority and Oppositions until they got stuck on the current parties.
Skipta
#163451
1 year ago
Ah, okay. Still weird though. :)