
| Anonymous #266024 1 year ago |
Twilight automatically becomes twilight_sparkle tag? Disappoint. |
| Efrath #266042 1 year ago |
I should probably read Twilight someday to see what the fuzz about. From what I understand, the problem with Twilight is that it's essentially porn for women with shallow, hollow characters and such. |
| Anonymous #266072 1 year ago |
If you can live forever, what do you live for?
"Some teenager when I am technically like 90 or something (Pedo). Also because I sparkle like a "real" vampire (Yeah right). -Pedovamp. tl;dr of Twilight (PS. Even if I hate both versions of this Book>Movie this is the movie one.): Sparkle Sparkle Man takes of shirt Sparkle Take off shirt Fight Sparkle Shirtless Shirtless Sparkle Sparkle Fight Shirt off Shirt on Shirt off Shirt. |
| Anonymous #266134 1 year ago |
women have twilight, real men have twilight sparkle. Nuff said. |
| Anonymous #266231 1 year ago |
^^^ no, it's not porn, but it is a crap book with seriously creepy morals (in the series, it's seen as OK for the werewolf guy to basically groom a child to be his future mate.) also, the 100 year old vampire has a relationship with a 17 - year old girl, and even sneaks into her house to watch her sleep. and this is apparently OK, because he's hot. |
| Anonymous #266270 1 year ago |
I clicked because I thought they were the Black Eyed Peas. |
| Anonymous #266392 1 year ago |
Efrath, http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/11/22/vlog-11-22-09-new-moon/ |
| Tahublade7 #266465 1 year ago |
So the story featuring blood-sucking monsters, a tribe of motorcycle-riding werewolves, and am interspecies war between the two is actually the gayest thing known to man...
While the show about brightly-colored, talking, magical ponies learning about friendship is the manliest thing since testosterone. Life is wonderful at times, you know? |
| Irony #266977 1 year ago |
Behold, the only good thing to come from the Twilight series.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM |
| mai_lil_pwny #268131 1 year ago |
@Tahublade7 Yes. |