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Kanrabat
#108232
1 year ago
I just Edited this. Feel free to spread it as a reaction image!
Flammie
#108233
1 year ago
Uh oh, trollestia is fully awaken now! RUN PONIES RUN!
Anonymous
#108237
1 year ago
How are you going to type with a hoof?
Flammie
#108244
1 year ago
^ Magic!
Strat
#108246
1 year ago
How many times does a pony have to say "magic" before it sinks in?
Anonymous
#108248
1 year ago
Orchesrated the meme war no doubt
Kanrabat
#108251
1 year ago
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Roboshi
#108260
1 year ago
Well Trollestia was the catalist that turned it from a meme dump into a meme war.
Turin_Aramaia
#108292
1 year ago
Utility hoofshoe, come on!
Flammie
#108297
1 year ago
How do we kill trollestia then?
Anonymous
#108676
1 year ago
@Flammie: with fire, duh!
Anonymous
#108870
1 year ago
^Don't feed her. As simple as that.
Kanrabat
#112132
1 year ago
To the one who change thye tags to "deleteme":
Don't you think you could spend that energy and hatred on the meme-war images?
Kanrabat
#119178
1 year ago
CELESTIA TURNS TO OMEGLE TO HELP RULE HER COUNTRY

Stranger: Heeey
You: Hi there~
Stranger: Whats upp?
You: Not much, just crusin'.
You: ;D
Stranger: Ah nicee ;P
You: Soo, m/f?
Stranger: f haha you ?
You: I'm f too! ;)
Stranger: nice :)
You: What're you up to, right now?
Stranger: Just chillin in ma room listening to some music and on facebook, what about you ??
You: Same here, but some papers keep coming up. My job is so boring. :p
Stranger: Oh that sucks haha what do ya do?
You: I govern some of the policies of my town. :D
Stranger: Oh sweet :D
You: Mmhmm thanks. ;)
Stranger: nooooottta problem :P
You: Heh, should I raise these water taxes? They'd be paraspriteed so hard. Okay, okay, in good honesty, we need to, but there's also newborn tax rates. Which would you raise?
Stranger: I would probably go for the newborn tax rates
You: Oh really? So you're a baby hater, eh?
You: Lol
You: I kid I kid.
Stranger: Hahah :P Well water is used so much more, and I dont think anypony would wanna have a rase in those taxes xD
You: Well, then, I hope they like paying for babies! Good choice, imo.
Stranger: rais *
Stranger: Haha yeah xD
You: Okay, so next, there's also a plumbing issue by this sweet shop store, Sugarcube Corner.
You: It's all across the block.
You: Nature calls brb lol
Stranger: Haha alrighttt
You: Lol back
You: So
You: There's been some sort of crazy infestation of animals that have been plugging up the drains and stuff.
You: Well, err, bugs.
You: Nasty stuff
Stranger: Well thats not good..
D:
You: And they're debating whether to gas them out or flood them with water.
You: Personally, I think we should kill em with fire.
You: That'd be a) fun and b) inexpensive.
Stranger: That is VERY truee
Stranger: Have you suggested that?
You: But people whine about ethics issues, like what if a pipe is burned off.
You: Do you have a coin?
Stranger: But fire shouldnt be hot enough to burn off a pipe. especially with what they are made of.
And yuuup
You: Flip it.
Stranger: Kaaay
You: I'm talking blowtorch fire.
You: Awesome stuff.
You: What'd you get?
Stranger: Very truee..
Stranger: heads :P
You: OH AWESOME
You: Fire it is!
Stranger: Haha awesome :P
You: You're really good at helping me manage this place, everypony else is like "lolwat im horny" and explodes twice from lameness.
Stranger: Actually, it would be better because a) water is expensive and b) who wants to clean out all the gassed bugs? xD
And yeah that stuff is annoying haha
You: Exactly.
You: We're geniuses.
Stranger: I agree
You: So what's next on my agenda...
You: Yeah, the council wants to hire another mexican representative for the court.
You: Personally, I think he's a mule.
You: Flip the coin again.
Stranger: I got heads againnn
You: Dammit.
You: Fine.
You: They'll appreciate me for it, anyway.
Stranger: Haha yeah
You: I think that's also it...
Stranger: Oh is it?
You: lol no my secretary brought in another four papers.
You: Hold on lemme read em. bleh
Stranger: Haha four shouldn't be toooooo bad :P
You: Ok ok flip the coin for me twice, and tell me what you get.
Stranger: Alrighty; I got both tales
You: Both tails, eh?
Stranger: Yuup
You: He'll have to represent himself without a lawyer and no jury, then.
You: Hee hee
Stranger: Hahah sucks to be him eh
You: Naw, I kid, I kid, that's too mean.
Stranger: :P
You: That was awesome, *both* tails.
You: I see no reason why he shouldn't have his lawyer for a fender bender. He bumped his carriage into some other guy's carriage in Appleoosa, so now he needs to explain why he can't drive in a straight line lol
Stranger: Ohh okay thats understandable, haha
You: How do you *do* that, anyway? How do you crash a *carriage?*
You: By my beard, lol, this is his SECOND offense!!!
Stranger: Oh geeze xD
You: AHAHAHA this is hilarious, he crashed it twice! What a gook, I should totally throw him in with the prison rapists for giggles
You: No, no, I'm being sarcastic, that's too mean, I'm sorry. lol
Stranger: Haha its all good, I probably woulda said that same thing xD
You: Yeah.
You: Oh wow that was it :D finally done
You: Good.
Stranger: Good good :D
You: So what was your name again?
Stranger: The names Tasha, and yours?
You: I got an awesome name. It's Celestia. I'm from Equestria, that's in Canada. :D
Stranger: That is a nice name actually haha and nice Im from Canada as well. :D
You: I had a feeling you would say that! o:
You: Like super precognition or something.
Stranger: Yeaah :P
You: oh ffs when will I ever be done with this
Stranger: Got more?
You: Yes. UGH!
Stranger: That sucks actually!
You: Yeah. Oh no, wait, it's from TS, nvm lol you gotta read this with me.
Stranger: OKaay xD
You: She's a grad student that's studying the supernatural properties of social interaction. She's a whacko it's hilarious.
You: XD
Stranger: HAHA my god..xD
You: Imma type this shit up
You: lol
Stranger: Haha do ittt
You: "Dear Celestia, I've been researching the chemical compositions of comets and taken my friends to observe the recent comet shower a few weeks ago and have been using a lock of hair from AJ with silver alloys to see if the power of telepathic communication can be derived from consuming the subtance."
You: omg wow
You: hold on there's more
Stranger: This should be good haha
You: "Upon my efforts to read Spike's mind," (he's a total tool ahahaha) "I have concluded that I have actually perfected a teleportation concoction as when I passed out from the concentration I found myself... magically teleported onto my bed! I am furthering my efforts to understand the effects behind this discovery!"
You: Amazing. She doesn't have a clue. She poisoned herself.
Stranger: Oh geeze.. Im sorry but some people really do lack common sence
You: I know right?
You: There's another paragraph on a friendship lesson, but that's usually boring, did you want to read that?
Stranger: Suree :P
You: I'm still typing it hold on.
You: "This week, I looked through my Social Interactions 101 textbook and concentrated on sleepovers. AJ and Rarity came by the other night to attempt to have a reasonably fun night, having smores, ghost stories, and pillow fights" (seriously?!) "Rarity insisted that she and AJ share the spare bed. The lesson learned is that friendship should always be about fun and that arguing will never make a sleepover a sleepover. It's best to see what your interests are to bring your friends closer to you, and the overall correlation of interests will help enhance the supernatural focus needed to keep ectoplasmic fiends and the unknown from the other side away. Also, when lightning hits a tree, don't push it towards your house, that's a bad idea. ~TS"
You: A+ would read again hahaha
Stranger: I read that like.. 3 times xD
You: I can't believe it, either. She's like 20 how did she get two more of her goony secret lovers to attend one of her freaky sleepovers?!
Stranger: Yeaah I read it the first time and i was like Uhmmm.. then I went through it more and thought WHAT THE HELL
Stranger: Lmaoo
You: She's crazy. That must be the only explanation.
Stranger: Yeah probably
You: And what the hell was the tree part about?!
Stranger: Yeah that part I didn't get haha it doesnt really realate..
Stranger: relate*
You: Worst and best grad student ever.
Stranger: Oh yeesss
You: I think that's my duties for the night, what time is it?!
Stranger: 11:19 where I am haha
You: Yeah super late lol
You: Gotta get up at 7 tomorrow
Stranger: Yeaah :P
Stranger: So do i unfortunatly
You: Alright. Goodnight, Tasha.
Stranger: Goodnight, Celestia\
You have disconnected.