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Mognecio
#134548
1 year ago
SOMEPONIES GETTIN' SOME ROYAL BOOTY TOOOONIIIIIGHT~
Anonymous
#134559
1 year ago
i dont get it
TBTabby
#134565
1 year ago
Did you think she kept them around for protection? She's a demigod!
AdrianBrony
#134584
1 year ago
I think they are more for the protection of the people rather than her own. She tends to attract crowds and where there are crowds there are pickpocketers and even more... dangerous... folk.

plus, I wonder if the armor magically transforms them into geldings until they take it off again.
Anonymous
#134598
1 year ago
Tonight...you.
Jackarunda
#134599
1 year ago
I love this. I fucking love this. This is my new motherfucking wallpaper. WALLPAPER!!
fixman88
#134628
1 year ago
*giggles* This makes me smile for some reason!
Ponymaru
#134638
1 year ago
Celestia-based coltnapping in 3... 2... 1...
Anonymous
#134671
1 year ago
Hey, even princesses have needs, and she just happens to have strong stallions at her beck and call.
Anonymous
#134765
1 year ago
AdrianBrony: They're there to keep pickpockets from getting at Princess Celestia's wallet?
Jackalovski
#134784
1 year ago
@AdrianBrony Yeah, I think it must too, at least, i'd like to think that, as they all look the same so it'd help protect them, give them some anonymoty outside of their work.

But the alternative, which i dont much like is that they're all created/grown for that purpose, all with the same white coats and blue eyes, and they you start thinking of celestia being like hitler trying to create the perfect race... or alternatively like the spartans in halo reach... is there a master cheif pony anywhere yet?
Anonymous
#134785
1 year ago
@Anonymous

...you sir, are much like Pokey...you have a point...

*sighs and shuts down my computer then goes to bed for the night disappointed with my life*
Zirro
#134794
1 year ago
@Jackarunda: Small screen?
NathanExplosion
#134830
1 year ago
Yeah, it'd make sense that the armour would have some sort of enchantment to make all of the guards uniform in coat, mane and eye colour... That or she'd have some sort of breeding programme running to supply her with guards that all look the same.
Anonymous
#134896
1 year ago
Well, her throneroom troops are grey unicorns, and her in-flight troops are white pegasi.
So yes, I too think there's some magic in the armor.
Either that, or they spend quite a lot of bits in fur dye.
Anonymous
#135437
1 year ago
@Jackalovski - My Little Clone Troopers.
Anonymous
#135610
1 year ago
On side note , ever noticed that royla guard wings make clashing metal soudns when crossed...do they have X-Men's Archangel wings?
Jackalovski
#136101
1 year ago
Maybe the armor is so magical, it makes there fur and fethers not just white but armored as well, so they have razor sharp wings and chainmail coats.
Anonymous
#136161
1 year ago
Send in the next guard!
...
and more booze!
Anonymous
#141269
1 year ago
Considering there doesn't appear to be any significant strength difference between male and female ponies in the show, there has to be some other reason she has an all-male guard you know.
Anonymous
#149129
1 year ago
Or she just likes the looks of white pegasus and grey unicorn stallions? Now I'm thinking of color-coded harems. Ok, the one in the volcano stronghold will be blondes, since there's a beach nearby...
Emradrig
#226456
1 year ago
That is not a job I would dislike having.
Anonymous
#292326
1 year ago
@Jackalovski My guess is that it's just a specialized unit. It's part of uniformity--much like some drill teams only accept people of a certain height and stature. It just looks official.