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Anonymous
#526985
9 months ago
No, Lonely Island is shit
Emo-kingbeat
#527031
9 months ago
I'm watching ponies! I'm watching ponies! Take a good, hard, look at the motherfucking ponies!
Anonymous
#527397
9 months ago
RD: "I'm on a cloud! I'm on a cloud! Take a good hard look at the mothereffing cloud!"
NovaSparks
#529599
9 months ago
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everypony in the place hit the bucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherbucking hooves
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everypony look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherbucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherbucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping threw my coat
You can't stop me motherbucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everypony all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherbucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the buck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherbucker (motherbucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherbucker (motherbucker)
I'm on the deck with my colts, motherbucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherbucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
hooves spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hooves on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I bucked a seapony

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everypony look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothabuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Do I win?