
| Anonymous #78557 1 year ago |
I would hang out with a guy like this. |
| Anonymous #78565 1 year ago |
He eats a whole pie and doesn't afraid of anything. |
| Anonymous #78566 1 year ago |
I wouldn't. Why, you ask?
'cuz freakin' Rainbow Dash, Spitfire and Pinkie are all at the same party and a hell of a lot more fun. |
| Anonymous #78567 1 year ago |
Awesome! |
| Strat #78585 1 year ago |
Man loves his pie. |
| feather #78587 1 year ago |
omnomnomnom pie |
| Anonymous #78596 1 year ago |
anon 3:
Are you the same person who's been commenting on pretty much every Soarin' picture, telling us how much you despise him for having even remotely interacted with Rainbow Dash? |
| Anonymous #78607 1 year ago |
Oh hi there Dr. Horrible. |
| Sagebrush #78609 1 year ago |
Favorited so friggin' hard! |
| Anonymous #78610 1 year ago |
^Don't you mean "Doctor Horsible"? *ba-dum tish* |
| Anonymous #78622 1 year ago |
Soarin' annoys me 'cuz he's surrounded by hot chicks, and makes no move. He's more chicken than Scootaloo. |
| Anonymous #78632 1 year ago |
Wow, not all guys are obsessed with sex. And technically they're ponies, not chicks. |
| Anonymous #78652 1 year ago |
^ ^ "chick" as in the slang usage for a girl or woman. They're ponies, but also female. "Chicks" is perfectly applicable.
I notice you didn't dispute my choice of the word "hot", though, lol. :P |
| Anonymous #78655 1 year ago |
Table Manners, Soarin'! What, were you raised in a barn or someth...
Oh. Right. |
| Anonymous #78658 1 year ago |
Because everyone just trots directly up to hot chicks and asks if they wanna see some magic tricks.
I think he's a cool guy. Maybe he's prefers a subtle approach to the ladies? |
| Anonymous #78661 1 year ago |
^^^ Perhaps the reason Soarin' is more intersted in pie then making a move on any of the hot chicks around him is that eating delicious pie is a rarer occasion for him than hot sexins? |
| Anonymous #78662 1 year ago |
^ Subtle as in downing a huge pie in 2 or 3 bites?
Yeah, that'll win the ladies over. :P |
| Anonymous #78669 1 year ago |
He looks to much like Tommy Wisaeu. |
| Anonymous #78678 1 year ago |
He's had like three lines and a tiny amount of screen time. He could *be* in a relationship and we wouldn't know. |
| Oh-noes #78756 1 year ago |
YOU WANT THIS CAKE? |
| Anonymous #78769 1 year ago |
I WANT IT. |
| Anonymous #78771 1 year ago |
Dude, don't hate on Soarin' for not bangin' the hot fillies he's always hanging around. Nothing wrong with being a colt cuddler. |
| Anonymous #78776 1 year ago |
He obviously has a thing for apples, Soarin'xBloomberg OTP. |
| Kein #78906 1 year ago |
I think we need to name the artist since he don't want to take a name.
If I'm not mistaken, this is his works as well: >>2220 >>4726 |
| Anonymous #79112 1 year ago |
The reason that he doesn't chase after mares is probably because he's already married to Spitfire. No sense in running after a bus you've already caught. |
| Sparkmane #79159 1 year ago |
this is creepy |
| Anonymous #84508 1 year ago |
Ok, named. Almost all his work re-uploaded in PNGs. |
| Anonymous #85114 1 year ago |
He is imagining that pie is your head. He is eating your head. And enjoying it. Don't look him in the eyes, he can smell your fear. |
| Anonymous #128979 1 year ago |
MAYBE HE'S GAY |
| Anonymous #303728 1 year ago |
regarding the first post, i know a guy like this
he's mostly nice, for a guy trapped in the 70s, but sometimes odd |