
| Anonymous #75271 1 year ago |
Spitfire: See something you like? |
| danis2005 #75272 1 year ago |
I demand moar Spitfire! |
| Anonymous #75276 1 year ago |
Spitfire: My body is ready now. |
| feather #75277 1 year ago |
yay more dashfire |
| Anonymous #75279 1 year ago |
hmm... Now I can't stop the idea of Dash eating out a girlfriend in high altitude freefall. |
| Anonymous #75280 1 year ago |
Spitfire: Wanna join the mile high club? |
| PynkyPy #75281 1 year ago |
^ I would like to! |
| Anonymous #75282 1 year ago |
Anon3: Shit, that's actually pretty hot. |
| Anonymous #75284 1 year ago |
sonic rainboom while 69'ing? fuck yeah! |
| Anonymous #75289 1 year ago |
Spitfire: Rainbow Dash, does the word "cunnilingus" mean anything to you?
Rainbow Dash: Cunnawhatnow? Spitfire: Oh ho ho...you're going to be fun to teach... |
| Anonymous #75296 1 year ago |
no, no, no, tribidation while free falling over a deep body of water, that way they can just keep going without worrying about not splatting on the ground. they just plunge under the water all wrapped up into eachother...
well damn... I never thought I would actually WANT to see pony 34 but... Surface tension? what's that? lol |
| Anonymous #75297 1 year ago |
Or she could just be showing off her ability to fly like that or smthn. |
| Anonymous #75301 1 year ago |
Haha, silly Dash thought she'd get to be on top. |
| Strat #75302 1 year ago |
^Regardless of any lesbian undertones, this is still really cute! |
| Anonymous #75304 1 year ago |
Mile High Club |
| Anonymous #75305 1 year ago |
^ Agreed. Just the idea of high altitude lesbianism is oddly intense.
^^ Spitfire is the intense sort to do something symmetrical whenever possible. |
| Anonymous #75307 1 year ago |
Not bad, for an amateur. |
| Anonymous #75316 1 year ago |
And then Dash crashed horribly since she can't fly with wingboners. |
| Anonymous #75320 1 year ago |
Anon 8 you're an idiot. Hitting water at any altitude is going to be the same as hitting solid ground.
... of course, this whole discussion is about multicolored flying horses who can talk. So I believe my logic is irrelevant. |
| Anonymous #75322 1 year ago |
oh Anon10 everyone knows Dash is a total bottom |
| Anonymous #75325 1 year ago |
Spitfire not watching where she flies.
Windmill -> Splitfire |
| Anonymous #75326 1 year ago |
Damnit, Dashfire.
Stop becoming my favorite ship. I'm a man. I'm not even supposed to HAVE favorite ships. Stop it. |
| Captain_Carnation #75327 1 year ago |
Anon6 puts me on track to an interesting idea:
Let's say a simultaneous sonic rainboom and... whatever we eventually agree Spitfire's version would be named... during a 69. That, bronies, would make for a hell of a spiral/pinwheel. |
| c4tspajamas #75329 1 year ago |
It looks like there's popular demand of a certain scenario xD It may have to happen :I |
| Anonymous #75330 1 year ago |
Anon 15:
well he did poke fun at the fact that IRL it wouldn't work that way. "Surface tension? What's that? lol" |
| Anonymous #75331 1 year ago |
"Come now Dashie - can I call you Dashie? - I thought you wanted to, ya know, join the Wonderbolts. Gotta be faster than that!" |
| PynkyPy #75333 1 year ago |
^ But the impact only lasts a millisecond. After that the tension breaks and you go through. Also they would be going in at a VERY shallow angle. It shouldn't hurt if the hit the water. It'll be like a smack to the face to them in how it feels. |
| Anonymous #75348 1 year ago |
@c4tspajamas: Oh yes, please. It must be seen. |
| Anonymous #75352 1 year ago |
the water grows a penis and fucks them both |
| feather #75367 1 year ago |
@everyone demand for lesbianism? What universe am I in? |
| Anonymous #75378 1 year ago |
The only thing that could make it better is a freefall 3-way with Spitfire, Rainbow and Pinkie Pie. |
| Anonymous #75387 1 year ago |
^^^ under water lesbian tentacle rape? |
| Anonymous #75393 1 year ago |
PynkyPy, it doesn't work like that. That's like saying hitting the ground at a shallow angle while doing 70MPH (or whatever a pony's terminal velocity is...) wouldn't do any serious harm. Then there's the fact that your argument as to why the surface tension isn't an issue is baloney. Even those few miliseconds are enough to cause serious damage (not to mention you'd still have tension to deal with. There's a reason you can touch water. It doesn't vanish after just the surface layer.). Watch the episode of Mythbusters where they test to see if tossing a hammer in before hitting the water helps, and you'll see what would happen (BTW, the hammer did nothing.) |
| Anonymous #75403 1 year ago |
^bologna. Also, I feel a Celestia Troll-physics session coming on. |
| Anonymous #75406 1 year ago |
^^ Maybe if you jumped right before you smacked into the water you'd be okay? |
| PynkyPy #75412 1 year ago |
Mythbusters?
Guess what anon... "I reject your reality and substitute my own" *Trollface* You mad? |
| PynkyPy #75425 1 year ago |
Oh also, I am correct on what I said. In fact, it's the reason Katana's ore so good at slicing through things. When you swing the sword into something, it glides through at an angle and has a forward momentum going up to the tip of the sword. This in turn requires less force to send it trough something and gives less resistance hence why it cuts so smoothly. A flat sword will simply smack into the object and all the force will be on the edge of impact which causes a lot of resistance and effort needed to send it through.
The mechanics of physics |
| PynkyPy #75467 1 year ago |
^ also you can argue they are F****** MAGIC!!! They can do whatever they want. There, I'm done. |
| Sagebrush #75471 1 year ago |
Science follows no rules but its own. |
| Anonymous #75487 1 year ago |
....Are we seriously having an in-depth discussion about the physics of lesbian-sonic-rainboom-water-sex?
Can we just enjoy the cute picture? |
| Skywind #75535 1 year ago |
^ we must go deeper |
| Anonymous #75544 1 year ago |
I think that overly serious discussions are funny. Better than any flame war, every other fan community would have. |
| Anonymous #75550 1 year ago |
pynkypy unfortunately they AREN'T your magical japan swords. Plus, a leaf blade accomplishes the same thing whilst also being infinitely better at stabbing, which is far preferable to slicing any day. |
| TooOldForThisShow #75606 1 year ago |
>implying blunt ponies can cut like sharp katanas |
| Anonymous #75779 1 year ago |
Best.
Ship. Ever. |
| Anonymous #75796 1 year ago |
" 's magic I ain't gotta explain shit."
lulz tis true |
| Anonymous #75886 1 year ago |
What they're attempting is the Erupting Burning Sonic Rainboom. It requires two homoerotic ponies to fly together while locked in a passionate embrace. Then the power of love breaks the sound barrier, lights it on fire and leaves a flaming rainbow that makes anyone who sees it seriously question their sexuality. It is the gayest thing in existence; full on homosexual Exalted shit. |
| Anonymous #75952 1 year ago |
Rainbow Dash: !!!
Spitfire: "You're going have to do better than that Rainbow." |
| Anonymous #76021 1 year ago |
Damn it c4ts. You are the only one feeding our (extremely recently discovered) hunger for Dashfire. |
| Anonymous #76218 1 year ago |
Looks like everybody loves spitfire! lol |
| Anonymous #76817 1 year ago |
PynkyPy, Anon is correct. Do a belly flop and then tell me water is soft. Now imagine doing that at 200 mph.
The G forces are somewhat lower for water because it does slow you down more gradually, but we're talking about the difference between several hundred instead of a few thousand. Landing on solid ground is arguably safer, because you still end up with broken legs, but now you're not drowning. |
| c4tspajamas #77180 1 year ago |
Don't worry, children, if they land in water, I'll find a way to soften their landing. They can land on butterflies. Or baby seals. xD |
| fixman88 #77251 1 year ago |
I love the pics with these two! It's like they were meant for each other |
| Anonymous #77618 1 year ago |
If only Dash were a stallion. THEN I would ship them. As it is, I ship Spitfire and Soarin'. |
| Anonymous #77749 1 year ago |
Spitfire, Rainbow Dash, Rule 34. You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough patience. |
| PynkyPy #77750 1 year ago |
^ Come back when you're a little mmmm.... Better. |
| c4tspajamas #78273 1 year ago |
^^ Hater |
| PynkyPy #78275 1 year ago |
^ Talking about me? I LOVE YOUR WORK!!! I can't wait for you to finish! No seriously, I like you alot. |
| Anonymous #78521 1 year ago |
Confound this Spitfire! She drives me to drool! |
| c4tspajamas #78885 1 year ago |
Pynky, oh no not you xD I meant it toward that Dash/stallion Anon comment |
| Anonymous #78932 1 year ago |
Spitfire: Hello, Lover.
Dash:... *Sound of complete brain failure/sudden wingboner* |
| Anonymous #79670 1 year ago |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZJ2gOouklk |
| c4tspajamas #79813 1 year ago |
^ Took her a while to respond, hahaha |
| Anonymous #79835 1 year ago |
I ship Spitfire/Dash/Soren. Threesomes solve everything...EVERYTHING |
| Anonymous #80003 1 year ago |
^If you can get past the moral issues of a threesome, that is. |
| Anonymous #80014 1 year ago |
I don't think the Dash/stallion comment was homophobic. The author probably just finds straight ships sexier. It takes all kinds to make a world. |
| FenrirXFenris #774706 7 months ago |
^^What moral issues? |