
| ThePowerofANON #417889 11 months ago |
'Perigosa', not 'Pericolosa'.
In other words, I liked this. |
| Homfrog #417891 11 months ago |
^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_pericolosa |
| Shaky #417893 11 months ago |
I'm Australian I agree with the representation of Australia. |
| Detective_Chmilewsky #417896 11 months ago |
Humans most likely have Australia as its home, destroying all interlopers. |
| Mastahopo #417899 11 months ago |
Various tribes... A little help here?
...or just Africans and Argentinians dont have enough characterization? :c |
| ThePowerofANON #417901 11 months ago |
@Homfrog: Aaahh, I get it now. Didn't notice it was Italian. |
| Saufsoldat #417902 11 months ago |
Oh US nationalists, you so silly. |
| Homfrog #417904 11 months ago |
Technically it's not uninhabited by any life, just ungulates who would take care of nature. So nature's all out of whack.
Australia is a wasteland on modern-day Earth, a land which no hoof has touched since Thaumageddon, being that the entire continent did not possess a single species of ungulate. It would theoretically be the last refuge of humanity, but it has drifted northwards and become something like a serengeti without any grass or trees. Massive rock formations tower over the rather flat and dry landscape, forming ancient monuments to the power of time. A few human cities remain standing in ruins, barely visible in the haze and dust storms. The cities near the coast were wrecked completely, while only Alice Springs has stayed intact for the most part, although it is several stories deep in gravel, salt, and sand. The only major living things here are giant earthworms and vast quantities of armadillos. Occasionally one might see a hermit-crab the size of a dump-truck, a plain of bleached-white cacti with large black flowers, or a swarm of spice-gnats which bring with them the smell of cinnamon. The majority of Australia is lifeless. |
| Kooner #417909 11 months ago |
>>38819 |
| Kooner #417912 11 months ago |
Maybe help ? Dunno. |
| Homfrog #417917 11 months ago |
Wow you guys are fast. Anyways yeah there might be humans living in Australia but probably not or they've devolved to deal with the conditions. And I apologize for the "Various Tribes" thing, but there would be too many puns to think of for all the tribes which correspond with ungulates and some of them don't even have countries. But for Africa I'm thinking all the minor even-toed ungulates and for South America there's all the Hyracoidea and Tubulidentata and little mousy things. |
| Homfrog #417921 11 months ago |
Russia is pigs because Animal Farm by George Orwell. |
| Anonymous #417926 11 months ago |
Why are there Llamas in the Himalayas?
And should I point out that Yellowstone is right about where the word "ponies" is, and the prevailing winds there blow from west to east? |
| Anonymous #417987 11 months ago |
Pigs can't thrive in Siberia. |
| Anonymous #417992 11 months ago |
Australia is already inhabited by spiders so big they have a mana bar. |
| Anonymous #417996 11 months ago |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGcDed4xVD4
Use this instead. |
| Homfrog #418057 11 months ago |
Guys guys guys did you read the asterisk? This is how the areas relate to present-day Earth. The true continents, I couldn't begin to draw the coastlines because I wouldn't know what units to use or what crayons to not melt in the microwave into new colors so I could be crayon-puritan and shit.
Earth itself probably lost a lot of mass in Thaumageddon, I dunno for sure because my pipeline from the future's only a one-way connection and I can't query the scientists on the other end for the kind of data I want, except perhaps I could bury a time capsule but that would either be expensive or I would have to bury a lot of them to get every message across the eons, and basically communication between two points in time hundreds of thousands of years apart is really tricky, even trickier than Great and Powerful Genderswaps. Pigs live in Russia, fuck you :) Of course they're sentient so I dunno about Applejack's pigs, maybe they're lodgers she rents room and board to so they can find truffles in the WhiteTail Woods for her, and the WhiteTail Woods probably have a similar sister forest in Trufskie where the continents collided and swapped seeds and broke up, so the pigs know what's going on, and I sincerely think the truffle is completely undervalued, but he never pukes when he chug-a-lugs. Llamas are in the Himalayas because paronomasia is my métier and, oh wait, didn't Nsko come up with that pun, whoops my bad, but it works. Also I have fun imagining Buddhist Monk llamas. Like Airbenders. Yeah, there are mana-bar spiders in Australia. Just wait until the northern downpour wipes them all out in a Flood like in 1990, remember? Remember the Flood? Remember Kenan and Kel? Remember how Kel liked orange soda and torturing the deaf? But then the spiders come back with a revengeance and fuck shit up, under the sand and dirt and inside the plateaus where the colonies of spiders live in fear of the sun, and the denser 20%-more-oxygenated atmosphere of Equestria enables them to grow in size by like three orders of magnitude, which also allows for house-sized lizards like the Hydra. The Froggy-Bottom Bog probably makes oxygen too. I dunno. Yellowstone? No, yeah, no. I needed to make room on the map for all the redneck cows in Appalachia and buffalo Indians in the Midwest and it's sort of a strange loop, because I need the space to get rid of the west coast (represent) but to get rid of the west coast (represent) I needed space. So there was only one place to put the Ponies label and it happened to be where Yellowstone (I almost said Redstone) is in the present-day. But don't worry because Celestia and Luna were born in Vermont. /rant |
| MaroonBunyip #418062 11 months ago |
Australia is only inhabited by the manliest of beings. Everyone and everything has a fully grown moustache and/or beard at all times. |
| MaroonBunyip #418069 11 months ago |
umm... Homfrog, as an aussie I would love to answer any questions about my country you'd like.
Alice Springs has stayed intact for the most part, although it is several stories deep in gravel, salt, and sand. The only major living things here are giant earthworms and vast quantities of armadillos. Occasionally one might see a hermit-crab the size of a dump-truck, a plain of bleached-white cacti with large black flowers, or a swarm of spice-gnats which bring with them the smell of cinnamon No, really mate, I'd love to set you straight here. |
| Homfrog #418081 11 months ago |
@MaroonBunyip They migrated! Celestia helped them by guiding the way! Well, it worked for Noah, but Celestia's real.
so i herd u liek bunyips |
| Anonymous #418125 11 months ago |
Goddammit, why am I in Cow country...damn dirty cows |
| Anonymous #418133 11 months ago |
lol "Goatia"...I need some sleep |
| MaroonBunyip #418142 11 months ago |
@Homfrog I Fuckin love bunyips. The way the mud rolls down their flippers, and the moonlight shines off their tusks. Sexy like nothing else
Anyway, that was just one thing that sticks out that was wrong (plus the whole salt thing). Everything else just dosn't add up. No lizards dominant? Kangaroos dead? Spiders living under the sand? and not in the rainforests? If Australia is an insignificant thing in.. whatever this is, then I wouldn't worry. But if it is, then ask away mate. Ill also mention that I love the giant worm and spice-gnats ideas though. |
| Anonymous #418148 11 months ago |
> Russia
> pigs instead of bears wtf man srsly? at last SiBERia will sound better, cus Trufskie is sound more like juwish last name, not the name of a country :\ |
| Mushi #418224 11 months ago |
what are tapizom and tapirs? |
| Twilight_Sparkleberg #418243 11 months ago |
There were no horses in America until Europeans came in and fuck shit up. Ponies are obviously from Europe, you silly Americans. |
| Anonymous #418262 11 months ago |
sooo in SEA are Bicornesia Rhinos, kinda weird foooooooooooor me |
| Anonymous #418267 11 months ago |
^#418148
Obvious attempt to degrade Russians, probably from some butthurt Murkan that was called a "greedy capitalist pig" by the commies but also their own allies. Pigs in Russia is stupid and non-representing as probably are goats in eastern Europe (they are more of a mediterranean/Caucasus region animal, pigs and wild boars would probably better fit there) plus there is no indication that pigs are sentient in the series. |
| Anonymous #418278 11 months ago |
Oh and the "Elks" of Skandinavia are what the Americans call Moose.
American "elks" are called wapiti (native american name) in Europe (where there aren't any). Try to be less of a stereotypical yankee next time and give some thought to your actions. |
| MaroonBunyip #418300 11 months ago |
from the above comments... i've got a feeling someone will re-do this map... |
| Anonymous #418366 11 months ago |
shoulda put wolves in scandinavia |
| FanOfMostEverything #418447 11 months ago |
Personally, I like it, but that's speaking as a know-nothing New Jerseyean.
Also, Australia as a magical mutant wonder wasteland makes me oddly happy. |
| nemryn #418534 11 months ago |
057: Buddhist Llamas would be llama lamas, of course. |
| Stormy_Hero #418566 11 months ago |
@ Twilight_Sparkleberg Horses have been around in America. But ponies are an invention of Europeans. So you're half right.
And pork in Russia? no?! |
| Anonymous #418734 11 months ago |
MLP + Planet of the Apes? |
| Anonymous #418762 11 months ago |
Chileans not are Alpacas, we are HUEMULES and CHOROYES.
Know the diference. |
| Anonymous #418800 11 months ago |
^this, move the alpacas to argentina (the maroon zone) and change our name to Andeers |
| Nyerguds #419014 11 months ago |
Where's Nippony? :| |
| Don_ko #419084 11 months ago |
Pigs? Are your serious? Have you ever heard about Polar deers for example?
the map is racist and overall silly :3 |
| Snowmeow #419141 11 months ago |
You forgot the llamas. ^^ |
| Anonymous #419226 11 months ago |
Well, there really was no way a nationality joke could be simultaneously funny and not offensive to somepony. |
| Homfrog #419708 11 months ago |
Well it looks like I can't fucking please everyone all of the fucking time. But I'm in a good mood because I dreamt Fluttershy was my nurse while I was in hospital, so I'll do you guys some favors, pull some strings, make the puppets dance and attempt to change my head-canon to suit all of your needs. Love and tolerance :) |
| Anonymous #419973 10 months ago |
>Implying the Ponies are not a permanently expanding race with colonies all over the place |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #424616 10 months ago |
I'm a donkey? |
| Anonymous #493271 10 months ago |
As a Filipino, I don't get the rhinos in the southeast Asian area, I'm not even sure what would represent it... |
| Anonymous #493281 10 months ago |
Australia is no mares land?
Think he's the reason... ![]() |
| Anonymous #763953 7 months ago |
I'm icelandic and I find this offencive comparing us to some kind of eskomoes. we're scandinavian. our ancestors were vikings |
| Anonymous #764065 7 months ago |
Alpagentina in a peruvian-colombian area? Someone needs to understand basic geography outside his overrated country.... |
| PonyRIG #764070 7 months ago |
Alpacagentina is compose of Peru, Ecuador, Bolivia and Chile, Argentina itself is "various tribes", WTF |
| EOCB #764087 7 months ago |
Reindeer should be in Scandinavia too, and Equestria always felt more European than American to me |
| Homfrog #981494 5 months ago |
I'm gonna be redoing this soon enough, had my mind on it for a while but other things got in the way. Sorry about all the geographical mix-ups and "racism" and being a stereotypical American. It was never my intent to be stereotypical nor racist.
So yeah, the main thing I'm doing right now with all of this is rewriting the list of countries and their resident species to be more refined and specific in terms of geographical region and accuracy. I hope I can please at least some of you :/ But I know I can't please everyone. I'm feeling so guh right now reading my previous comments, you can't even imagine it. |
| Serr #981505 5 months ago |
I am an Elk. I am okay with this. |
| Homfrog #981518 5 months ago |
Also I'm quite surprised that no one from New Zealand complained... |
| Anonymous #1360562 2 months ago |
lol at Antarctica
"Penguins Endure All" XD |
| Anonymous #1382534 2 months ago |
Australia is where draconequuses are from, because Australia is home to all the weird animals and was once used as a place to banish criminals.
Oh, and there are ponies in England too, because Pipsqueak is obviouslty British. |