
| Anonymous #496862 10 months ago |
Poor royal guard pony. After all that work, we hardly see them do ANYTHING. Hopefully we'll probably see them do something if not, we can try to convince them otherwise. |
| d715 #496887 10 months ago |
Hey that training is needed, Celestia likes looking at some Grade-A flank |
| Anonymous #496891 10 months ago |
@862 Well we did see them get beat up by Nightmare Moon in a blink of an eye. Just sayin' |
| NonAnon #496892 10 months ago |
Obviously, their training was for the nights w/ Celestia (and now Luna). This one's new, so he doesn't know about snoo-snoo, yet.
The Royal Guard has a high mortality rate. |
| d715 #496943 10 months ago |
^ But everyone know Luna's gay I mean she invented the term "Filly-Fooler"
maybe the nightguard are all female I mean, mares were used on night attacks |
| Questionmarktarius #497112 10 months ago |
Lee Ermey needs to guest-voice on FiM. NOW! |
| Huacaya #497159 10 months ago |
Guard ponies need more love. |
| Anonymous #497304 10 months ago |
You think the Royal Guards don't get a workout? Look at how many New Lunar Republic revolutionaries and Nightmare Moon cultists lurk on this board. They do a LOT of crowd control we don't see. |
| Anonymous #497765 10 months ago |
The reality is that the majority of soldiers trained throughout human history never fought in wars. We simply aren't fighting all the time. That doesn't mean that training soldiers is a waste, mind, particularly as guards.
The greatest and most successful guard never has to do a thing but be there. The more a guard is required to actually intervene to stop something, the more he has failed that duty. |
| Anonymous #514236 10 months ago |
"I'm guarding a goddamn tea party..."
FUCK I LOLED XD |