
| TooOldForThisShow #456044 10 months ago |
Actually, if she's doing that for the gems, that would be the very definition of whoring. |
| Mastahopo #456047 10 months ago |
In terms of being a bastard, he's a charming bastard. |
| Jiranis #456052 10 months ago |
I love you weaver |
| YenaMuffin #456054 10 months ago |
"Prostitute"? Discord, a better term would be "courtesian", or perhaps "lady of the evening"...
After all, Rarity *is* refined in all things... |
| Anonymous #456056 10 months ago |
Neigh sir, he is a MAGNIFICENT bastard |
| DoctorDreidal #456063 10 months ago |
^Like Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom? |
| Striderskunk #456184 10 months ago |
hmm first Weaver pic I like. |
| furujiru #456212 10 months ago |
If she's doing that for the gems, she's an idiot because those things just lie around Equestria. |
| Huacaya #456935 10 months ago |
George Bernard Shaw once found himself at a dinner party, seated beside an attractive woman. "Madam," he asked, "would you go to bed with me for a thousand pounds?" The woman blushed and rather indignantly shook her head.
"For ten thousand pounds?" he asked. "No. I would not." "Then how about fifty thousand pounds?" he contined. The colossal sum gave the woman pause, and after further reflection, she coyly replied: "Perhaps." "And if I were to offer you five pounds?" Shaw asked. "Mr. Shaw!" the woman exclaimed. "What do you take me for!" "We have already established what you are," Shaw calmly replied. "Now we are merely haggling over the price." |
| Anonymous #459830 10 months ago |
@furujiru
Discord can warp reality with magic so might be justified if he got rid of all the gems. Can't really say this good idea still. |
| Anonymous #460505 10 months ago |
We srsly need a common OC!
Grey pony with the word ANON as cutie mark! |
| GlitterGlue #460535 10 months ago |
Awful hard to find gems on her own without her horn, I imagine. |
| PonySlayingPony #493158 10 months ago |
Yena, it's COURTESAN, not COURTESIAN. |
| tinierme91 #498667 10 months ago |
Discord practices safe sex |
| Anonymous #499547 10 months ago |
^#456212
Moneys are everywhere too IRL, that doesn't mean you turn down opportunities to have more. |
| Demegor #773331 7 months ago |
lol XD
OMG that was funny as hell XD |