
| cthulhlu #574791 9 months ago |
"...Bring it bitch!" |
| D_Pony #574810 9 months ago |
sadly, Lyra never stood a chance, but at least she got some "consolation" from bonbon that night |
| Metropical #574824 9 months ago |
Inb4 The Devil Alicorn Went Down to Georgia using a double base and a lyre. |
| PonyPuffy #574845 9 months ago |
Let the battle of the instruments commence |
| HeinousActsZX #575108 9 months ago |
Ain't the sizeof the wand, it's the magic in it. |
| Anonymous #575199 9 months ago |
@Metropical Nightmare Moon went down to Georgia.
She was looking for a day to steal. She was in a bind. She was way behind. She was willing to make a deal. When she came across a pony Playing on a lyre and playing it hot So the Mare jumped up on a hickory stump And said, foal let me tell you what. I guess you didn't know it But I'm a lyre player too And if you care to make a dare I'll make a bet with you. Now you play a pretty good lyre, foal But give the Mare her due. I bet a lyre of gold against your soul 'Cause I think I'm better than you. The pony said, my name's Lyra And it might be a sin But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret 'Cause I'm the best that's ever been. |
| Anonymous #575202 9 months ago |
^So close, and then I forgot to replace the last use of soul... |
| Chaosflare44 #575411 9 months ago |
@anon 199
Money... take it NOW! |
| Colt_Ironstag #575546 9 months ago |
I think it's okay, since "Day" doesn't rhyme with "Foal"... |
| Anonymous #575643 9 months ago |
*tries to look manly while blushing*
Thanks chaos, colt. I appreciate the feedback. |
| Calbeck #575741 9 months ago |
Pony, now resin up that bow
And play that "double" hard 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Ponyville Where Discord deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny Lyre made of gold But if you lose Chaos gets your soul! |
| Anonymous #575923 9 months ago |
^Well Nightmare Moon opened up her case,
And said "I'll set this town on fire," And flames flew from her horn tip As she tuned up her lyre. She drew her hoof across the strings And it gave an evil hiss; And a band of shadowbolts joined in, And it sounded something like this: When the Nightmare finished, Lyra said: "Well you're pretty good, Old Mare! But place your rump upon that stump, And let me show y'how it's done with flare!" |
| Anonymous #576450 9 months ago |
*sigh* Well so much for that. Sorry guys, but y'all have no sense of rhythm. |
| Anonymous #576629 9 months ago |
Well, may as well finish this properly.
The Nightmare bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat And she lay that golden lyre on the ground at Lyra's feet. Lyra said ;Nightmare just come on back if you ever wanna try again I done told you once you foal of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!' |
| Anonymous #576636 9 months ago |
And now, the chorus.
Dragon on the mountain, run foals run! Nightmare's in the house of the rising sun Scootie's in the breadpan, a'pickin' at dough Granny can I have pie, no child no. |
| Lancer #577695 9 months ago |
And then they made beautiful music together. |