
| Anonymous #28630 1 year ago |
Huh, unicorn horn blow job. Guess I've seen it all now. |
| Anonymous #28637 1 year ago |
Now all that's left is a Luna lime fanfic |
| Anonymous #28642 1 year ago |
^ No, I think this is only the tip of the iceburg, here. Lots more to come. |
| CranialHeartache #28686 1 year ago |
The second paragraph makes me think this is a dating sim.
Oh God. |
| Anonymous #28693 1 year ago |
Yay, yay! The one true lime writer! |
| Anonymous #28703 1 year ago |
I really shouldn't be turned on by this. I don't even like Twilight that much. Plus I normally hate this stuff. |
| Anonymous #28706 1 year ago |
I - I'm okay with this. |
| CranialHeartache #28711 1 year ago |
THIS WAS SO HAWT. |
| Anonymous #28739 1 year ago |
Mogu, you have captured my heart.
Okay, it's not my heart, but it's throbbing like such. |
| Anonymous #28770 1 year ago |
tl;dr |
| Anonymous #28805 1 year ago |
Why is this questionable? |
| Anonymous #28807 1 year ago |
Because you gave twilight a horn hummer |
| Anonymous #28884 1 year ago |
Anon1 took the exact words I was going to say right out of my mouth. |
| Anonymous #29014 1 year ago |
I have the weirdest hornboner right now. |
| Anonymous #29156 1 year ago |
I still have no idea why this stuff is called lime. |
| Eco #29158 1 year ago |
^ the joke is that it's not quite clopfic ("lemon" in the traditional vernacular) but comes close |
| Dignity #29246 1 year ago |
Damn, that Spike bit was in-character. |
| Anonymous #29276 1 year ago |
[WTF am I reading.jpg]
I'm way too tired to come up with anything clever, so... something about blowing her horn. |
| Anonymous #29569 1 year ago |
Yah, i liked it up till the weird horn fetish... hes a good writer but I guess his concepts get out of wack. Most people will like Twilight for different reasons then this. |
| Anonymous #29572 1 year ago |
anyways, secondly, i cant find mogu :c dam him using a japanese word! |
| Anonymous #29575 1 year ago |
In fact, sucking on Twilight's horn doesn't sound like a bad idea... |
| Anonymous #29709 1 year ago |
@Anon13
You are forgetting that it's not normal people this is aimed at, it's furries. They love stuff like this, as you can probably tell from the comments. Many of them would probably claim they aren't furries, but getting off on a story about sucking on a Unicorn's horn? Yeah, you keep telling yourself you're not furries. |
| mogu #29769 1 year ago |
Whatever people want to call themselves, these are written for people who find these cartoon ponies so endearing that the idea of stuff like this in the first place is "good". Obviously, we're abnormal, and not only do people go nuts over the stuff like hoof/wing/horn interaction, but it's fun to write. And it kinda makes things more interesting than "you kiss a pony" over and over.
I don't know what you mean by not being able to "find" me, by the way, anon. What do you mean by that? And yeah, mogu is japanese for "mole", lol. Kinda fits that I'm just "hiding underground" while making these I guess. |
| Anonymous #29877 1 year ago |
I'm not a furry, but I find these hilarious, personally.
I'll ask the haters this. Do you consider the many humans in various science-fiction over the years who engage in romantic relationships with aliens species either furries, or taking part in some kind of obscene bestiality? Probably not (though I'm sure there are a few closed-minded individuals who might). It's personality and intellect that make a being attractive, in the long run; and of course physical attraction helps as well. The real truth of sapient biological lifeforms is this: if two species of roughly equal intelligence and worldview both live in close proximity and each other even moderately physically attractive, it won't be too long before *someone* (probably many someones) engages in intimate relations. Just sayin' |
| Anonymous #29915 1 year ago |
>Do you consider ... alien ... etc furries?
Are they masturbating to fiction about fucking a magical unicorn girl? 'Cause that pretty solidly fits the description of 'furry'. Also, that last paragraph is an awful argument. Saying "Surely it can happen!" does not actually say anything, and if you think it does, consider that the argument could also be used to excuse cannibalism. |
| Anonymous #29961 1 year ago |
^ That cannibalism is "wrong" is a social convention, nothing more. That knowledge doesn't change the fact that my stomach turns at the thought of cannibalism, but I recognize that I only believe it wrong because of the society in which I was raised. It's unacceptable for me, but I have no right to judge or condemn others from another culture (or planet, if that's ever applicable) who may think otherwise.
Nowhere in the Universe is there such a thing as absolute morality. It can't exist. |
| Anonymous #29967 1 year ago |
^ To add to that, I'm merely expressing the thought that any two intelligent beings of sound mind are free to do with eachother whatever they please. If humans ever encounter an alien species... let's just say for the example that this species resembles a "furry" character in some minor way... and romance ensues between humans and members of that species eventually, is that so wrong?
What people fap to us their own affair, tbh. I find this stories entertaining rather than erotic, personally. But I find nothing objectionable about the idea of other people possibly finding them arousing. To each their own. |
| Anonymous #29976 1 year ago |
^ That argument was about the definition of 'furry' and the lack of a point to the "real truth of etc" non-argument, not the nature of morality. Please try not to divert the discussion in the future.
However, since you misunderstood, please replace "cannibalism" with "rape" |
| Anonymous #29978 1 year ago |
Bah, just quit bein' mayud and dealwithit.jpg |
| Anonymous #29987 1 year ago |
^ So you concede the points made? |
| Anonymous #30025 1 year ago |
I'm sorry, but rape can't be compared to interspecies relationships between two intelligent beings... or a human and a hypothetical non-human species with equal intelligence if you'd rather, since no such creatures are actually known to exist at present.
Rape infringes on the freedom, security and health (both mental and physical) of another thinking, feeling being without their consent. A romantic relationship between two intelligent beings, whatever their species, is the business of nobody but themselves. It concerns nobody except those two involved in the relationship; and only bothers people who don't know how to mind their own business, very much like those who argue against same-sex marriage in present-day America. |
| Anonymous #30062 1 year ago |
^ Once again, the discussion is not about whatever you want it to be. It is currently about the argument using the (possible) occurrence of an act as justification for the act. My argument is was thus: That rape happens(or can happen) does not justify rape.
You appear to be agreeing with me despite, apparently, trying to steer the discussion into a different topic. |
| Anonymous #30080 1 year ago |
My earlier statement wasn't meant to "justify" the act, because I believe it requires no justification. Adults of sound mind don't need the permission or acceptance of others to fuck, in case you forget. ;P
My statement was was mostly intended to illustrate the core nature of all intelligent beings, whether they're human or something else. If they get along with each other and find each other even slightly physically appealing, they'll eventually start banging. XD Since romance and love generally hurt nobody and only bring emotional enrichment to the people who experience them, I find nothing wrong with that. Equally, since the writing and posting of these stories hurt absolutely nobody, and bring enjoyment to many, I see nothing wrong with them. The fact some people's sensibilities are "offended" by the furriness (or whatever) is immaterial, as these people haven't been harmed or infringed in teh slightest by this material. Nobody makes them read it. |
| Anonymous #30120 1 year ago |
>My earlier statement wasn't meant to "justify" the act
So you accede that your argument was entirely without meaning? >Adults ... in case you forget. ;P You sure do know a lot about this anonymous user. >My statement ... banging. XD ... Your thoughts on fucking do not help or hinder any argument presented here. >Equally ... hurt absolutely nobody ... nothing wrong with them. can you at least try to stay on topic >The fact ... Nobody makes them read it. This is only valid when indicators of the nature of the work are present. Anyone watching posts as they come must rely on the uploader to do this, and I'm sure you'll agree that this can be... spotty. Of course once someone DOES add proper tags it becomes valid, but it still wasn't for anyone who was browsing when the tags were inaccurate. This isn't really a challenge to the argument, I'm just pointing something out because I'm bored and it doesn't really seem like a contentious topic that will spawn a derail. |
| Anonymous #30139 1 year ago |
Of course it had meaning. It was to make a point; nothing more. I find animal (including human) behaviour with regards to sex highly amusing, personally.
I'm not sure what anonymous user you're talking about. I'm just talking about hypothetical fictional people. It seems all you want to do is argue against furries; there's nothing to be gained either way from debating about that. I'm not a furry, personally, but I'm not offended by their mere existence. If you are, so be it... but I think you might be overreacting quite a bit in your response to furries. tl;dr version: haters gonna hate. But Friendship is Magic, yes? |
| Anonymous #30154 1 year ago |
>Of course ... make a point.
Without evidence of your position it is irrelevant to the discussion. Yes, you think anything that thinks will eventually fuck anything else that thinks. This is not necessarily true, nor does its truth have any bearing on any argument I have presented. >I'm not sure ... people. Essentially I was saying "Stop sniping at me like that." >It seems ... furries. I have not posted "against" furries and you have no reason to think so besides your own dislike of me. >If you are ... furries >hater You have no evidence for either of these accusations. Re-read my posts here. I have posted nothing disparaging against furries, unless you want to argue about the example I used in my initial post. >But Friendship is Magic, yes? Of course! |
| Anonymous #30160 1 year ago |
If you have nothing disparaging to say about furries (although my reading of your line about "getting off on a story about sucking a Unicorn's horn" came off as more negative than positive), then why don't you just ingore these stories and leave them to those who enjoy reading them?
Even without an explicit or questionable tag (which most don't deserve, anyway), the thumbnaills usually make it quite clear when an image is one of these stories. In the rare instance where that isn't the case, they all follow the same format and a person can tell what it is before the image as even completely finished loading. Just don't read them. |
| Anonymous #30200 1 year ago |
Actually I started with "Are they masturbating to fiction about fucking a magical unicorn girl?"
I like extreme examples as they are often the most illustrative. In this instance it enhanced the contrast between your argument and mine- yours being the mental construct of alien species, and mine being the generally accepted definition of a furry. By the way, an alien sophont that does that would probably be considered a furry. unless, I suppose, they have their own word for it. >ignore these stories >Even... loading >Just don't read them. Fetish material deserves questionable/explicit tags. This is fetish material, as is hoof licking and various other things that are rather obvious and don't really need to be listed here. As to your second point, nearly all fiction on this site follows this same formula and without tags one cannot reasonably determine what the content is without reading it. Also, whether I read and enjoy the stories or not has no bearing on the arguments presented. You also don't seem to like me very much for some reason. |
| mogu #30257 1 year ago |
And this, boys and girls, is what happens when you write a fanfiction about what a unicorn's horn tastes like. |
| Anonymous #30269 1 year ago |
So, to sum up this thread:
HERPA DERPA DERP DERP HERPA DERP. |
| Anonymous #30281 1 year ago |
^ concise and accurate. |
| Anonymous #30316 1 year ago |
holy shit, lol. I wish my Lyra lime had gotten this kind of response. Gotta love the haters. |
| Anonymous #30323 1 year ago |
Surely you must realize that the vast majority of the text in this thread has nothing to do with haters. |
| Anonymous #30364 1 year ago |
Then you fellas have a strange way of saying you like something. :P |
| Anonymous #30427 1 year ago |
I didn't even read the story I'm just reading about how you guys are arguing. |
| Anonymous #30432 1 year ago |
^ You should read it. Don't you want to give Twilight a horn blowjob, or whatever? XD |
| Anonymous #30554 1 year ago |
^3up
You didn't read very closely then. Most of the text, in fact, had effectively nothing to do with the image at all. |
| Dignity #30565 1 year ago |
So...many...comments |
| Anonymous #30570 1 year ago |
^^ Indeed. Just a string of boring people debating a pedantic topic that, ultimately, matters to nopony.
Just posting that crap here shows a lack of respect for the story and the person who uploaded it, though. Take your boring discussion somewhere else, and leave people to talk about the fic in here, and congratulate the author. |
| Anonymous #31617 1 year ago |
^^
What if I don't like it and don't congratulate the author? Is this to be an echo chamber, where dissenting opinion is shouted down by rhetoric or simply not made at all to avoid stirring up the fanatics? |
| Anonymous #31643 1 year ago |
This really isn't the place for the type of "debate" (aka pedantic tirade) you seem interested in having.
If you don't like it, simply say so with a *single* comment and then kindly GTFO. |
| Anonymous #31800 1 year ago |
Good to know you are so in favor of limiting the speech of others. Now if you would please show me where I engaged in a 'pedantic tirade' I believe this conversation can be over quite quickly. |
| Anonymous #31805 1 year ago |
Wow... just... wow.
Someponies take the Internet way too seriously. |
| Anonymous #31938 1 year ago |
^^ I'm in favour of limiting speech which has no value, yes.
I can accept that not everyone will like stories like mogu's, but what more is there to be said by those who don't like it than "well, that's not for me" and move on? What else is there that warrants discussion in this venue? |
| Anonymous #31940 1 year ago |
What is the point on continuing to bring up this discussion. All of the points have been made, and there's really no reason to continue. Just let it go and let the flames die down. |
| Anonymous #32030 1 year ago |
^^ Perhaps the same could be said of all comments. In fact, why allow comments at all? By that logic all that can be said is whether or not you like it, which is meaningless, so why not just disable them and use the +/- instead?
I also note that you have not taken my challenge. I'll accept silence as a withdrawal of the insult. |
| Anonymous #32041 1 year ago |
Was that supposed to be a challenge?
Read any of the BS from above. It's all a waste of space. |
| Anonymous #32054 1 year ago |
The challenge was to find a "pedantic tirade" in the text above. |
| Anonymous #32069 1 year ago |
It ALL is, collectively. :P |
| Anonymous #32086 1 year ago |
Hey if you want to keep insulting me without any specific examples(of which I am certain you can provide none) then flame away, but you're only becoming that which you hate. |
| Anonymous #32091 1 year ago |
I'm not providing examples that you can just scroll up to. There's enough text in these comments already; it's probably longer than the actual fic, lol. |
| Anonymous #32107 1 year ago |
Sadly none of it is a "pedantic tirade" as you said. Since you clearly cannot support yourself in this direction, let's just move back to the validity of dissent.
Criticism is vital to growth because knowing what does not work can be just as important as what does. Dissent is also often quite useful in making good policies even better by pointing out errors in the thought behind them and/or the manner of implementation. I feel these two arguments are quite enough for the continued existence of dissent, critique, and other discussion. A lopsided censorship of views would in my opinion be quite a large step in the wrong direction. |
| mogu #32748 1 year ago |
Hey, what? I thought this entire argument you guys were having was about nothing more than the implications behind enjoying something like this. I didn't realize there were any 'critiques' or 'dissent' going on. Is there something actually "wrong" with this piece other than the subject matter? Do tell? |
| Anonymous #32757 1 year ago |
If you'll read closely the arguments I was a part of weren't about those sort of implications at all and the critique argument comes in with that other anon saying anyone with a dissenting opinion should GTFO while saying nothing as to WHY they hold that opinion.
The topic wanders a lot. |
| Anonymous #33639 1 year ago |
I liked it... |
| Anonymous #33975 1 year ago |
Actually this would make for a funny as hell Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre episode...if Sage were still doing these... |
| WORST_PONY_EVER #33982 1 year ago |
http://www.gifanatics.com/files/jpicsVO0eBQL3bd8bs9q.gif
This thread, basically. |
| Anonymous #37066 1 year ago |
">But Friendship is Magic, yes?
Of course!" I experienced an odd, euphoric heart flutter when I read that. It was a physiological manifestation of all manner of joy, love, hopeforhumanity, etc. I do so love true bronies behaving like true bronies. I love you all. |
| Anonymous #51559 1 year ago |
I CAN CLOP TO THIS |
| Anonymous #97755 1 year ago |
@mogu: Dude you gotta make more of these. To me it was like reading a romance novel. |
| Anonymous #113505 1 year ago |
stfu; this is awesome, now where is the second part? |
| Bongo #1495659 3 days ago |
Very first 'image' I saw on Ponibooru. #memories |