
| Anonymous #7939 1 year ago |
His element of harmony is...all of them
He can stare down Fluttershy...blindfolded He is 20% cooler than Rainbow Dash He is...the most interesting stallion in the world |
| Anonymous #7950 1 year ago |
^ This |
| Anonymous #7970 1 year ago |
is it me or is his cutie mark hovering over his moustache? |
| Anonymous #7974 1 year ago |
EB, did you not hear the fucking news? The plague’s end is in prospect. And so’s peace with the fucking dirt worshippers. Come here, come here. Sit down. The dam has broken, young man, and only ourselves can fuck up, for we are about to be swimmin’ in money. And how could we fuck up? By engaging in open fucking bloodletting. And right here at hand, in our very hour of need, is the priggish fucking douche bag Braeburn, who only wants to sell pots and pans, fan his pretty face, and hold his nose from the stench of our fuckin’ sordid carryings on over here. All the time thinking he can protect the meek and innocent. The perfect fucking front man, and you wanna kill him? |
| Anonymous #8045 1 year ago |
Fillies and Gentlecolts, I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new well was coming in at Coyote Hills, and I had to see about it. That well is now flowing at 2000 barrels; it's paying me an income of 5000 dollars a week. I have two others drilling and I have 16 producing at Antelope. So ladies and gentlemen if I say I'm an oil pony, you will agree.
I do my own drilling. And the ponies that work for me, work for me and they're ponies I know. I make it my business to be there and to see their work. I don't lose my tools in the hole and spend months fishing for them. I don't botch the cementing off and let water in the hole and ruin the whole lease. I'm a family pony. I run a family business. This is my colt and partner, H.W. We offer you the bond of family that very few oilponies can understand. |
| Anonymous #8075 1 year ago |
Anon3: he appears to be holding a salt shaker WITH his moustache... o^O |
| Anonymous #9520 1 year ago |
Appleloosa, home of the manliest moustaches ever. |