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PynkyPy
#75154
1 year ago
HA
Trombe
#75157
1 year ago
"Luna, dear, could you help me remove that thing impaled on my horn? It's very uncomfortable. Veeeeeeeeery uncomfortable."
Anonymous
#75162
1 year ago
ui have discoverred a new magical element of harmon but it is so wonderful it does not have half life but quarterlife so we must observe with hasty
Anonymous
#75163
1 year ago
unicorns: immune to headcrabs.
Cyanfunk
#75167
1 year ago
i have to kill fast BUT MAGIC TOO SLOW
Anonymous
#75193
1 year ago
Luna gave the Punies the element of hop
Strat
#75201
1 year ago
Luna... you got here slow and now i am zombie goast. YOU WILL PAY
Anonymous
#75285
1 year ago
and for the next thousand years, the moon was full of headcrabs.
Kriegs
#75351
1 year ago
The headcrab has chosen... poorly.
Anonymous
#75359
1 year ago
but derpy was already derped to smitheroons
YenaMuffin
#75645
1 year ago
Half-Pony: Full-pony Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Magic
Princess Luna trotted like speed of light back to her chariot and left behind the bad place behind her. Princess Luna had to ride her chariot really fast back to the palace but Princess Lunas wings ran out. Princess Luna jumped fast off the motorcycle and landed on dead ponies hooves.
"Princess Celestia is now these hooves... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-pony consequences!" Princess Luna said out loud.
Princess Luna picked up her magic horn and aimed it at trees to see if she could. Princess Luna shot and tree fell down in front of her. Princess Luna seen eggs fall out of the tree and she put them back home safe.
"These birds dont have to see Pirncess Celestia yet. its not time." Princess Luna said to her.
Princess Luna had to trot faster and was back at her palace work and on a magic miror. She looked on the internet and found the next boss.
"I know his weakness now" Princess Luna said. And after that she got scrolls from somepony. Princess Luna opened up the scrollss and read them.
"Dear Princess Luna, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Princess Celestia for summer wrap-up dinner. Love mom." Princess Luna looked at it and got sad and yelled "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND PRINCESS CELESTIA WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!" then she turned on off the magic mirror and wet on the palisade again down to her other more faster chariot that had magic in it this time.
Princess Luna put the magic horn on her chariot and her crossbow and her rainbow cannon that she found on the side of the chariot. She went through traffic and went fast like litning to back to Ponyville and back to the bad place where Princess Celestia was. Princess Luna went off road and did backflips and landed on back wheels but kept going too.
Princess Luna went really fast again like before and was soon back again at Ponyville but saw more zombie goasts. Princess Luna said to them "Zombie goasts i have killed your friends at the old house and i dont want to shoot your heads. move near the countrysides and you will be friends of Princess Luna." The zombie goasts said that "no we will kill you" and trotted fast to Princess Lunas chariot. Princess Lunawaited until they were in front of her chariot and backflipped off her bars and shot heads below and landed and trotted fast to where the next boss was.
"you will be one of us!" yelled the dead zombie goasts. Princess Luna laughed and shot a rainbow at them.
Princess Luna saw the next boss far down the road and walked slow this time. She walked really slow like a turtle and sat down on a rock and watched the next boss near the dead last boss and where the place that Princess Celestia was. The next boss was laughing at Princess Luna so Princess Luna said "YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME!" and shot a rainbow at him since that was his weakness.
The next boss died and Princess Luna was happy. She trotted over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy.
Princess Luna walked to where Princess Celestia was lying dead and crushed from the next bosss feet and looked down. A tear droped out of Princess Lunas eye and landed on Princess Celestia.
"You are dead sis and i killed the evil boss." Princess Luna told Princess Celestia
Then Princess Luna saw something bad. A parasprite was on Princess Celestia! Princess Celestia standed up and said "Princess Luna... you got here slow and now i am zombie goast. you will pay..."
to be continued...?
Anonymous
#76554
1 year ago
why is there a dead chicken on her head
Anonymous
#76555
1 year ago
*?
Anonymous
#77558
1 year ago
even this.
Also Yena Muffin, I appriciate the effort but Im not going to read that.