
| Bongo #283493 1 year ago |
HAX! Only Melee Weapons and Arrow-Based Weaponry allowed on the battlefield!
Oh, er, I mean... HAXETH, I SAY! Only weapons that can be lofted by thy hilt an' crossbows be allow-ethed, on thy battlefield! I tried my best... |
| Artencot_Arken #283551 1 year ago |
like the server,but i hate ye old english |
| Anonymous #283602 1 year ago |
@Bongo: Medieval Mode was caused by the Soldier angering a wizard. Thus roused, the bearded conjurer took away his rocket launcher. These resistance fighters were obviously more polite, and were therefore permitted to keep their firearms. Obviously. |
| Lahome13 #283725 1 year ago |
Those rebels are Haters |
| Anonymous #283770 1 year ago |
Commander: "My Lord, my Lady, I am afraid that they are breaking through our defenses."
Rarity: "Oh my! I am afraid that this calls for drastic measures." Spy: "My dear, you don't mean..." Rarity: "I'm afraid so. Darling, take take the commander and what's left of his men to safety." Spy: "...Of course." *gets everyone to safety* Rebel Leader: *through megaphone* "We have you surrounded! Give up now and there will be no more casualties...for now." Rarity: *through her own megaphone* "Well, you ruffians, I have a few words to say to you about that. *deep breath* Ooohhhh, you've ruined the castle walls! There's bullet holes eeeeverywhere now! How are we going to fix thooose? And what about all the groooss dead bodies? They're getting blood aaaaall over the place! Whyyyy are you sooo meeeean?!?" Rebels: *incapacitated from whining* "Oh god!" "Make it stop!" "Dear lord, why?!?" "Mommy! MOMMY!!!" Rebel Leader: "Quick, retreat!" *rebels retreat* |
| Anonymous #284069 1 year ago |
^And then, three hours later, I realized that I Rarity said "take take" instead of just "take." Dammit, now whenever I imagine them speaking, I can't unhear. X( |