
| PynkyPy #330679 11 months ago |
I wish I could join, but she won't let me... I'm "Too Willing" she says. |
| dragonSpike #330683 11 months ago |
you sure that wasn't Celestia's army, Pynky? |
| Anonymous #330685 11 months ago |
I liked it better when Molestia was a Succibus pretending to be Celestia, and not Celestia with 1000 years of pent up sexual fustration |
| Molestia #330702 11 months ago |
Oh good, someone finally got this posted. |
| Anonymous #330719 11 months ago |
The red medal is for rape.
The other medals are also for rape. |
| Anonymous #330721 11 months ago |
@anon1 But that was like 1000 years ago o.0 |
| Molestia #330737 11 months ago |
And Pynky, you have to understand. We can't let you in the normal ranks because of what we fear you'd do to the other recruits.
That isn't to say you couldn't be given a higher position~ |
| Anonymous #330740 11 months ago |
@#3301719
(Halo Announcer voice:) Double Rape. Triple Rape. Raping Spree. Rape-tacular. Rape-aminjaro. Rape-ionaire. Rape-pocalypse. |
| Anonymous #330742 11 months ago |
@Molestia
"given a higher position~" ... That's what SHE said!! |
| Jackarunda #330745 11 months ago |
Anons 740 and 742, you both win my internets.
And PynkyPy, I'd advise you to watch the hell out XD |
| PynkyPy #330750 11 months ago |
Ha! I love you guys! |
| Pockysticks #330754 11 months ago |
my body is ready |
| YenaMuffin #330764 11 months ago |
My fellow ponies, I've noticed that we have a number of organizations vying for our attention. The Solar Emipire. The New Lunar Republic. Fluttershy's Peace Corps. There are many others that I haven't named. All of them seeking to recruit you into their orders, their schemes, their conquests. I look at these organizations both social and paramilitary and I think this:
"Why the heck didn't Molestia think of this?!" So guess what all you luscious fillies and nummy gentlecolts- this is the declaration the formation of the Molestia Brigade, an organization dedicated to fun and naughty frolicking! Within her brigade you will learn: *Advanced bed-war technology! *Stealth snuggling techniques! *Exotic forms of clothing! *Creative use of tranquilizers! And so much more! The Empire and the Republic want you to fight for them! I want to get naughty for *her*! Join the ranks of the Molestia Brigade and leave your (cutie) mark all over Equestria! |
| Molestia #330783 11 months ago |
I am Princess Molestia and I approve of this message. |
| Anonymous #330786 11 months ago |
@YenaMuffin
But isn't that a paradox if you WANT to be molested?? It maketh no sense! Or are you drafted?? IMA WANT TO BE DRAFT DODGER #1!! (Here's hoping reverse psychology works!) |
| Molestia #330788 11 months ago |
@745
Advising ponies to steer clear of me, eh Jack? I will have none of it. You are now officially on my "to-do (multiple times)" list. |
| Jackarunda #330794 11 months ago |
Oh great. Now I don't know whether to be aroused or terrified.
I will be arousified. |
| Anonymous #330797 11 months ago |
@Molestia
I thought we all were on that list!! |
| K_thanks #330805 11 months ago |
Molestia wants you to make more kids |
| Anonymous #330813 11 months ago |
@K_thanks
Well, if there are only two remaining alicorns, I can see her point. |
| Molestia #330822 11 months ago |
@797
It wouldn't do to have everypony's name on a list; the list would be far too long. Instead, I keep lists of ponies whose will-breaking events I must not forget and must make a schedule for or do in a specific way. Everyone else I merely find and violate whenever I feel like it (which is to say, all the time). |
| gasmaskangel #331025 11 months ago |
Arousified is now my new favorite word. |
| Anonymous #331234 11 months ago |
I second that. |
| Mushi #331279 11 months ago |
but not sure if want |
| Anonymous #331643 11 months ago |
Good thing you don't do that to EVERYTHING Molestia. |
| Xuncu #336035 11 months ago |
On the other hand GODDAMN THAT BACKGROUND AND TEXT SEARS MY EYES |