
| Gittonsxv #329645 1 year ago |
lol what is going?! xD |
| Gittonsxv #329647 1 year ago |
lol what is going on?! xD giant foam fingering? xD |
| Anonymous #329653 1 year ago |
Lyra: "Give it to me! This is the true evidence there are things made for creatures who are not ponies. Now my theory will be complete."
Pinkie: "WTF?" |
| Fuzzy_Logic #329657 1 year ago |
lyra is pissed that pinkie is stealing her place |
| Anonymous #329692 1 year ago |
"now give me that pair of glasses with the human nose!" |
| Anonymous #329729 1 year ago |
"A relic of the ancient ones! Give it to me!! It is mine!!" |
| Turin_Aramaia #329843 1 year ago |
"No way! Human stuff's MY shtick!" |
| Anonymous #329982 1 year ago |
"Give me that FOAM FINGERRRRR!!!!" |
| Anonymous #330243 11 months ago |
*Pinkie proceeds to "give" Lyra the finger. |
| Nicodo #330935 11 months ago |
Equestrians were either humanoid at one point then Celestia or her parents turned everyone into ponies. If there was an old civilization; now extinct then how would they have made trains, good quality gardening equipment and other things you would need hands for? Is there a backstory fan-fic for this? |
| Anonymous #331305 11 months ago |
Come on guys.... "rolling stones in rock farm suddenly great luminous boom and that's how Equestria was made"? Don't you see the accidental metaphore in Pinkie's narrative? Rolling stones are the gaeoid planets, the rock farm the solar system and the sonicboom our sun going nova driving humanity extinct.
The "sun" Celestia lifts could not possibly a real-mass star, it is just an artificial satellite that was constructed to replicate the original sun (probably using controled fission) and give life a chance to thrive again. Ponies were probably genetically engineered livestock for manual labour and company that quickly evolved into sentients after humanity's end. |
| Drasvin #331406 11 months ago |
Or we could go with the theory that Equestria is completely separate universe from ours, and there humans are creatures of myth and legend, just like magical talking ponies and dragon and such are in our universe. If said myths about humans and/or works derived from said myths are popular, that would provide easy explanation as to why the foam finger and Groucho glasses exist in Equesttria AND why nopony else seems to react to these seemingly bizarre objects.
@Nicodo Well Lauren didn't want a train when making the show, so that can basically be chalked up to more magic Schizotech that sneaks its way into the setting. As for anything that should be impossible or at least very difficult for most ponies to use, I generally attribute that to being created by elitist unicorns that wanted to flaunt the 'superiority' of their race |
| Ponyholic #331448 11 months ago |
Spike has hands. |
| Drasvin #331462 11 months ago |
@Ponyholic True, though I don't think most ponies have very much interaction with dragons or other creatures that would have hands. I could be wrong though. And simply pointing to Spike to explain the foam finger doesn't explain the Groucho glasses, whereas the 'humans as popular myth' would allow for Groucho Marx to be a mythic comedian (think like the trickster gods of old like Loki or Coyote, but with the intent to amuse others instead of himself) |
| Ponyholic #331524 11 months ago |
Oh yeah, Spike doesn't explain everything perfectly, but it's just something worth noting. People are often making it seem like hands are an entirely alien concept. |
| Nicodo #343022 11 months ago |
>>4074 perfect explanation for humanoid creatures turned pony or something else. |