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davisjimmy
#336366
11 months ago
Spike: "My contract as your #1 Assistant never specified this!"
Suave
#336368
11 months ago
haha Suave co.. caaa... whats the word im looking for... well whatever Suave likes this comic.
Anonymous
#336370
11 months ago
That isnt like a big hard banana at all!
Anonymous
#336371
11 months ago
lol weaver. XD nice take on 40 year old virgin. was actually a decent film
Indiche
#336379
11 months ago
Oh Weaver, you always make me smile.

Wanna get married?
TophatWaffle
#336381
11 months ago
id be spike
Aurora_Moon
#336382
11 months ago
...and nopony thinks about the fact that this place has a Spike, and a Twilight Sparkle. XD.
Anonymous
#336403
11 months ago
It's Fluttershy who asks "you aren't still a virgin". Oh Flutty.
Anonymous
#336407
11 months ago
I thought panel one was Trixie.
Gittonsxv
#336460
11 months ago
i want to know what the favor is XD
Mushi
#336478
11 months ago
I kinda know that feel twi... But i will stop writing before i write something regretable
Anonymous
#336479
11 months ago
I want a follow-up, embarassed nerd virgin Twilight is best Twilight. That and I love the Weaver.
Anonymous
#336482
11 months ago
Obviously Twilight's going to ask Spike to help her hook up, it wouldn't help her any if she lost her virginity to a baby dragon.

Cue 40-year-old virgin scenes with Twilight. "Okay, we have GOT to wax those fetlocks"
GreyAcumane
#336688
11 months ago
Holy crap, weaver. I wish there was a way to favorite your stuff harder.
Mushi
#336828
11 months ago
Come to the virgin nerd club, Twilight. We can have some fun studying together and we do not ask about these things!
Anonymous
#336840
11 months ago
^y doesnt the nerd club just invite pynkypy?
dragonSpike
#337151
11 months ago
these comics are always funny.
Anonymous
#337396
11 months ago
shit im 20 and im a virgin......is dat bad?
Jackarunda
#337405
11 months ago
aHA LAWL
Anonymous
#337440
11 months ago
@#337396

I accidentally my virginity...is this dangerous?
Anonymous
#337506
11 months ago
@482: "AHHH, SAPPHIRE SHORES!"
Anonymous
#338607
11 months ago
Impossible. You can't go to college and not get laid. I got laid there and I seriously didn't even have to try. AND I'M AN ANTISOCIAL NERD!
Anonymous
#340054
11 months ago
Well it's obvious, I still need to go to college.
Anonymous
#348731
11 months ago
When does the laid thing happen? I'm going into my third year and I still haven't gotten any.
Anonymous
#348815
11 months ago
I got laid over the summer between years three and four, I had just turned 21. Went on first date, got first kiss, got first steady girlfriend, lost virginity to her, all in the space of about two and a half very thrilling months. Don't despair if it hasn't happened yet.

Also, get some condoms if you don't have them already and carry at least one with you. You never know when it's gonna happen, so you've got to be ready.
Anonymous
#349892
11 months ago
D:
I HAVE TO GO NOW

Cracks me up every time.
Gittonsxv
#352784
11 months ago
anon 607, i have been in collage for 4 years and i am still a virgin....i must doing something wrong :/
outside998
#352845
11 months ago
Comes time, comes sex. So don't rush it, guys. When the time is right, it will happen on it's own, believe me.
Jackarunda
#354405
11 months ago
LAWL XD
SirPayne
#356327
11 months ago
It all depends on the college and the girls. I lost mine because i was an engineer at an engineering college to a girl who liked engineers. Just keep trying, itll happen eventually.
CelticBrony
#356467
11 months ago
lol!
Anonymous
#365487
11 months ago
"Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I found out that pretending to lose your virginity is wrong, and difficult.

Also Spike needs a raise, a BIG one..."
Nebbie
#388000
11 months ago
^Silly anon, Spike is happy to help Twilight for free...he just might need some therapy cause of Twilight's fetishes...
Anonymous
#426324
10 months ago
LOL! Spike approves of this XD
Anonymous
#429881
10 months ago
Spike's gettin all the perks out of his job for sure.
Anonymous
#434703
10 months ago
That one panel reminds me of that one really loud character from the Dilbert cartoon.

I HAVE TO GO NOW.
ThePowerofANON
#435119
10 months ago
Oh u
chacal
#435123
10 months ago
RUN SPIKE
imnotgivingmynametoamachine
#435126
10 months ago
#1 assistant
-flood-
#435140
10 months ago
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
JP
#435144
10 months ago
Well Spike. Rarity's got some high standards, you gotta practice.
nyxabuse
#435145
10 months ago
Dupe >>43062
Blubhead
#435152
10 months ago
"Spike YOUR TAIL!"
Anonymous
#435159
10 months ago
I MUST GO NOW. MY PLANET NEEDS ME

(note: Twilight got laid on the way back to her home planet.)
GlitterGlue
#435181
10 months ago
Dupe, and a low-color-quality version too, for whatever reason.
chromelium
#435234
10 months ago
needs a sequel
Anonymous
#435367
10 months ago
duuuuuuuupe
GreyAcumane
#435500
10 months ago
damn you, uploader, for making me think that I was in for some new weaver work. I was really looking forward to that. Instead I just get a dupe.
TheXIIILightning
#435618
10 months ago
Then Spike hid Twilight under his little bed and nothing sexual ever happened.
THE END!
Anonymous
#437473
10 months ago
platitudes aside it's just as possible that you will never meet someone romantically or sexually interested in you, or you meet people who could be but you fail to initiate their interest.

I understand it's somewhat of a depressing notion but I don't think it's fair to just say "don't worry it'll happen". It'll probably happen, but there's no certainty and you should embrace the possibility that you will never be loved now so that in the statistically remote possibility that it is the case you are not left crushed, confused, and desperate for answers.
Anonymous
#549354
9 months ago
...can't stop laughing...
makoruu
#666834
8 months ago
What the hell was he holding?
Demegor
#773343
7 months ago
spike dont panic
just say back and enjoy it :D
Anonymous
#1195219
3 months ago
Is being a virgin bad?BAD?BAD?!OF COURSE IT'S BAD!