
| Anonymous #103138 1 year ago |
"I wanna got home..." |
| Anonymous #103181 1 year ago |
- "Two weeks to go Luna"
- "Two weeks to go buddy!" |
| Kriegs #103272 1 year ago |
Man, that was such a devastating movie. When Luna discovered she already went back, Equestria never even knowing she was gone--I wept.
And then she discovered she was the latest in a line of clones designed to stress-test a handheld portal device under the supervision of a mentally unstable artificial intelligence--who could have seen that coming? And after escaping she swore vengeance against the six-fingered genetic engineer who killed her father with a powerful retrovirus, falling in with a beloved professional wrestler and a hammy character actor, themselves falling into the path of a hero on a mission. And then she got high off her gourd and drove to Las Vegas to cover a horse race, only to inadvertently invent a new branch of journalism. And then she took the proceeds from book sales to build a world-destroying superweapon the size of the very moon she escaped all those weeks ago, only to be blown free of the base as one of her bastard children dropped a proton torpedo down its exhaust port, the little git. After ages of listless wandering she encountered the USS Cygnus hovering just outside the event horizon of a black hole, the craft falling into it at last at the climax of the encounter. She emerged on the other side and crashed into an alien planet of the Diamond Dogs, struggling to survive her new and hostile surroundings only to discover it was Equestria after all, destroyed by Pinkie Pie, as she had always suspected. So she built a Better-Than-Light Drive to escape the limits of the Equestrian solar system, only to achieve infinite mass, collapse the universe, and create a new Big Bang. When the universe reconstituted itself, it was a near-exact copy, save for the hideous alien conquerors ravaging the solar system. The rest of the movie was pretty awesome too, but that was an awesome part in particular. |
| Anonymous #103500 1 year ago |
I liked it, especially there part where she had to steer a giant nuclear explosive into the sun in a attempt to kick-start it was awesome (and 100% scientifically accurate!) but when it turned out that the ship they send 7 years ago was full of Xenomorphs it crossed over into shitty slasher turf real fast. Good thing she had that Sphere on board that allowed her to control reality. |