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cthulhlu
#574791
9 months ago
"...Bring it bitch!"
D_Pony
#574810
9 months ago
sadly, Lyra never stood a chance, but at least she got some "consolation" from bonbon that night
Metropical
#574824
9 months ago
Inb4 The Devil Alicorn Went Down to Georgia using a double base and a lyre.
PonyPuffy
#574845
9 months ago
Let the battle of the instruments commence
HeinousActsZX
#575108
9 months ago
Ain't the sizeof the wand, it's the magic in it.
Anonymous
#575199
9 months ago
@Metropical Nightmare Moon went down to Georgia.
She was looking for a day to steal.
She was in a bind.
She was way behind.
She was willing to make a deal.

When she came across a pony
Playing on a lyre and playing it hot
So the Mare jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, foal let me tell you what.

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a lyre player too
And if you care to make a dare
I'll make a bet with you.

Now you play a pretty good lyre, foal
But give the Mare her due.
I bet a lyre of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you.

The pony said, my name's Lyra
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been.
Anonymous
#575202
9 months ago
^So close, and then I forgot to replace the last use of soul...
Chaosflare44
#575411
9 months ago
@anon 199
Money... take it NOW!
Colt_Ironstag
#575546
9 months ago
I think it's okay, since "Day" doesn't rhyme with "Foal"...
Anonymous
#575643
9 months ago
*tries to look manly while blushing*

Thanks chaos, colt. I appreciate the feedback.
Calbeck
#575741
9 months ago
Pony, now resin up that bow
And play that "double" hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Ponyville
Where Discord deals the cards.

And if you win you get this shiny
Lyre made of gold
But if you lose
Chaos gets your soul!
Anonymous
#575923
9 months ago
^Well Nightmare Moon opened up her case,
And said "I'll set this town on fire,"
And flames flew from her horn tip
As she tuned up her lyre.

She drew her hoof across the strings
And it gave an evil hiss;
And a band of shadowbolts joined in,
And it sounded something like this:

When the Nightmare finished, Lyra said:
"Well you're pretty good, Old Mare!
But place your rump upon that stump,
And let me show y'how it's done with flare!"
Anonymous
#576450
9 months ago
*sigh* Well so much for that. Sorry guys, but y'all have no sense of rhythm.
Anonymous
#576629
9 months ago
Well, may as well finish this properly.

The Nightmare bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat
And she lay that golden lyre on the ground at Lyra's feet.
Lyra said ;Nightmare just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you foal of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!'
Anonymous
#576636
9 months ago
And now, the chorus.

Dragon on the mountain, run foals run!
Nightmare's in the house of the rising sun
Scootie's in the breadpan, a'pickin' at dough
Granny can I have pie, no child no.
Lancer
#577695
9 months ago
And then they made beautiful music together.