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Anonymous
#51602
1 year ago
1 and 3 is not lies, at least not 100 %.
1 can easily be true, since AJ might have been younger then them, but the others in her class might have gotten theirs even earlier.
And 3 is incorrect in 2 ways. 1: Fluttershy is not Dash's sibling 2: Fluttershy is older then Dash (read the "younger sibling" part)
AnuAikan
#51603
1 year ago
It's a conspiracy, a conspiracy, I tell you, to hide the truth about Twilight's "birth" as part of the prototype for Celestia's army, codenamed "Weapon P", and her friends' involvement in the project.
Anonymous
#51605
1 year ago
Oh, also at 2: Who says they were in Dash's class?
Anonymous
#51608
1 year ago
everything on this episode is cake
Anonymous
#51611
1 year ago
The male ponies from whom RBD defended Fluttershy's honor look older than her, and would be in a different class.
Pinkie Pie said that it was her GRANNY who taught her to laugh at fear, not her parents, maybe the happy gene skipped a generation?
Also, how would spike know what color his egg was?
For AJ, maybe that class got their cutie marks a lot earlier than her sister's class?
RBD did defend Fluttershy's honor, but in the process pushed her off a cloud, is that a good way for siblings to be treated?
I guess the last one is correct though.
Anonymous
#51612
1 year ago
Anonymous1: I think the point of number three was that Rainbow Dash showed that she cared enough about others to stand up and protect them, so she can be a good sibling too.
Anonymous
#51613
1 year ago
The only thing in this that was a lie was spike's egg everything else is OP over reaching to make shit up.
Turin_Aramaia
#51616
1 year ago
Everything in the episode was derp.
Anonymous
#51617
1 year ago
It's all secrets and lies, Gummy! Secrets and lies!
Anonymous
#51620
1 year ago
Anonymous4:
>implying Dash knocked Fluttershy off the cloud on purpose rather than accident
Anonymous
#51621
1 year ago
Anon1&2: Agreed.

Spike was newborn. I would think Twilight is the MORE reliable source.

AJ "littler than ya'll": Perspective shot, much? She's obviously quite a distance from Big Mac. It also doesn't mention whether she means Age or Size. Couldn't it also easily be that she was just trying to make Applebloom feel better? She is a lil' filly, after all.

Sonic Rainboom: All the other ponies as witnesses versus doofuses who are known bullies and were already incapacitated during the race (one crashed into a column, something else to the other)? Yeah, I wouldn't say it was a Lie.

RockFarm: First off, it wasn't the story how Pinkie got her Cutie Mark, it was how Equestria was made! True story, bro! *Cough-Cough* But really, those are her parents. Not her Granny. Plenty of Grandparents subverse the discipline of grandchildren because they don't have to deal with the consequences at home (Like buying a kid a Drumset when you don't have to hear them play with it. ;P ). That said, Pinkamina is definitely the most Unreliable Narrator ever.
Anonymous
#51622
1 year ago
Anon6: she might've been just looking for a race? She also knocked Fluttershy off a cloud while she was defending her honor.
Anonymous
#51624
1 year ago
In all fairness (in regards to #6), I'm pretty sure that the bully ponies were unconscious at the moment when Rainbow Dash first performed her Sonic Rainboom, and dismissed any statements afterwards stating that she performed it as being nothing but rumours.

Also in regards to #2, we don't know if the bully ponies were in her class, either. Sure, they went to the same flight camp - but that's no guarantee they were in the same class together.

Also for #5, we never did see Granny Pie in that flashback scene, either. It's a genuine possibility that she didn't live on the rock farm and just came to visit every now and then or something.
Tesseract27
#51626
1 year ago
Well the brown pegasus one had crashed early on in the race. So we can assume that he hadn't RD's rainboom. Of course we also have to assume that no one ever told him about it his entire life.

Also something to keep in mind is that just because you help someone in trouble doesn't mean you'd be a good older sibling. Dash actually would be a terrible older sister.
Anonymous
#51630
1 year ago
Anon10: I meant to convey that she didn't notice, or if she did, she didn't even slow down to see if she was alright.
AnuAikan
#51637
1 year ago
The sibling part is also considering she'd defend her sibling, no matter what. What we see is that she's standing up for fluttershy, the archetype of timidness.

Would she stand up for her sibling as much if she turned out to be a strong-character like applejack?, would she even stand that sibling if it turned out a girly-type like Rarity?
Or if that sibling turned out to be a colt, like Big Macintosh?

Even with the "prime" suspect before Lauren disproved it, (Scootaloo), and seeing Dash's treatment of her in the show, it doesn't seem like she'd stand up for her as much as she did for fluttershy. It strikes me she'd be more of leaving her to her own devices in a "well, little sis', show 'em who they're messing with" kind of way, even if said little sibling got a purple eye in result.
Anonymous
#51638
1 year ago
Well, maybe Pinkie was not necessarily lying. Maybe she just "Remembers it one way, and sometimes another. If I have to have a past, I'd prefer it to be multiple choice!"
Anonymous
#51659
1 year ago
everyone's had more sex than me :(
CranialHeartache
#51664
1 year ago
Nobody really saw Rainbow Dash pull it off because she was so low, and besides the people who saw it probably weren't believed.

And Pinkie Pie isn't a credible source for much of anything "AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE." That or she really IS random.
Anonymous
#51665
1 year ago
^ How much sex have you had?
CranialHeartache
#51667
1 year ago
By the way, according to this, Twilight is the only one that didn't lie.
Anonymous
#51669
1 year ago
A few points:

To reconcile Applejack's claims, her entire class would have to have gotten their cutie marks before even a single filly in Rainbow Dash's class did.
Gilda was Rainbow Dash's best friend at this flight camp when she was supposedly protecting fluttershy.
Pinkie says "I never felt joy like that before."
The Sonic Rainbow is depicted as being felt by everyone from Manehatten to Canterlot, and yet the brown and khaki pegasi disavow all knowledge of the event.
Anonymous
#51717
1 year ago
^it never showed ponies in Manehatten feeling the sonic rainboom. Applejack only saw the resulting rainbow. And Applejack didn't get her cutie mark the second she saw it either, it wasn't until she was back home that it appeared and the show isn't clear how long it took her to get home.
in ep.5 Dash say's junior speedsters flight camp. in ep.23 Fluttershy say's Summer Flight camp. Two different camps maybe.
Anonymous
#51727
1 year ago
Re: the male pegasi denying the sonic rainboom happened - denial is an incredibly powerful force.
Anonymous
#51728
1 year ago
@anon16:

Applejack might be a year older than RBD.

I dunno what Gilda has to do with it.

Granny Pie might have told pinkie to face her fears after she got her cutie mark.

I dunno about that last one. Maybe they just assumed it was something other than Dash. If no one has ever done it before, then they might assume it wasn't one?

Pic is still funny.
wolfnanaki
#51744
1 year ago
1) It doesn't matter whether AJ was younger or older than the CMC. She could still have been last.
2) The bully wasn't in Rainbow Dash's class. School can have more than one class, bro.
3) Rainbow Dash was standing up for a friend, not a sister.
4) How the hell can Spike know what color his egg was if the shell shattered to a million pieces the moment he was born? Besides, can he even remember that far back? How many of you remember the moment you were born?
5) We see Pinkie's parents, not her granny.
6) Both bullies were knocked out the moment the Rainboom happened (that brown one, specifically, had slammed headfirst into a column).
7) This image should be titled "Guaranteed Replies".
Anonymous
#51780
1 year ago
The egg? Oh the green speckles were on the INSIDE.
Anonymous
#51859
1 year ago
@ Pinkie:
Granny Pie dies, Pinkie gets sent to live at some horrible work camp, starts going insane. Suddenly Cupcakes i mean Party of One.
TFMG
#52278
1 year ago
Applejack could have been away from home for months, which could have halted her progress in getting her cutie mark.

I wouldn't treat my siblings and friends the same way since I did not live with my friends so if I were to get in a huge fight with them it would take longer to make up, as opposed to a few days with my brother or sister. The one with the CM is most likely older, and Dash's age is probably around that as the blank flank. The bullies never witnessed the Sonic Rainboom, so why would they have any reason to believe it?

Not all Grandparents live with their children. The only real error is Spike, which is probably because of different animation teams and the storyboarders not caring about previous episode statements, as the team has been ordered not to incorporate continuity or plot, giving them little reason to care while on a tight deadline.
Novac
#52506
1 year ago
First one and last 2 can't be proven as a lie even the slightest.
Apple Jack could of been short for her age or left the farm cause she really wanted to find her cutie mark.
The kids didn't talk, but Pinkie talked when she threw the party and the parents seemed upset a bit.
Bully got knocked out when she past him. He could of not seen it or believed anyone else because he seems like a doushe enough not to.
Novac
#52514
1 year ago
Oops forgot to include that Pinkie could of moved to granie Pies house after that or converted her family after the party episode.

OHMYGAWD, no more rock farms! Supply and demand is out of wack.
Anonymous
#52763
1 year ago
For some reason, I had the following tune in my head when I first saw this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7DQGHU3W3U
Anonymous
#52945
1 year ago
^^ could HAVE. >:|
Skipta
#53070
1 year ago
Now this is just fantastic. You people just got Lauren to regret answering so many questions to the community. I hope you're proud of yourself with this garbage.
Skipta
#53071
1 year ago
^ Meant the one who posted the image and the like. Not the people who explain WHY it's garbage.
Anonymous
#53177
1 year ago
OP here. FWIW the image was not intended to be serious and I can't believe anyone was dorky enough to confront Lauren Faust about it.
Heartmend
#53394
1 year ago
^To be fair, this image is a bit inflammatory.

Then again, we are taking a cartoon meant for little girls waaaay too seriously. Overanalysis powers, activate!
Anonymous
#55095
1 year ago
Not sure if anyone's mentioned this yet, but for the last one, That particular bully got knocked out during the sonic rain-boom, so even if ponies told him what happened once he came too, he probably wouldn't believe it (same with his two friends)
Anonymous
#55706
1 year ago
So, in conclusion:
1) Small for age, longer time in Manehatten than pictured, etc.
2) Different class
3) Not siblings
4) Describing your own birth is hard stuff
5) That saying was given to her after the party
6) They didn't see it from being knocked out from crashing/spinning.
Anonymous
#86216
1 year ago
#5 could be true, That women is supposed to be Pinkies Mom, so Grannie Pinkie-pie could just be the wierd happy person in the family
Anonymous
#92619
1 year ago
Do you remember things from your childhood exactly?
Anonymous
#164421
1 year ago
MST3K Mantra, everypony!
Anonymous
#188116
1 year ago
You can actually laugh without smiling or talking!
Erroneous
#335489
11 months ago
Dash was a great sister to Fluttershy... for 5 seconds. Then she let her fall to her death (thank god for dark matter butterflies)
Anonymous
#520128
9 months ago
that part about Granny Pie
she could have told her AFTER she brought the smiles back on the rock farm
Anonymous
#695215
8 months ago
^Anonymous took the words right out of my mouth, this image should say LIES
We'd like to believe there are more of them...
Anonymous
#979001
5 months ago
How would spike know the color of his egg anyway. He's really just using his own colors.