
| Anonymous #522231 9 months ago |
I'm gonna take this cucumber and I'm gonna eat it! |
| ToySoldierScratch #522258 9 months ago |
>implying this isn't an innuendo |
| Anonymous #522264 9 months ago |
^^Are you sure she´s gonna eat it or will she *eat* it? |
| Anonymous #522325 9 months ago |
Actually they go great with mayonnaise. |
| mooponi #522345 9 months ago |
Thats ok i dont want it anymore |
| Jackarunda #522410 9 months ago |
"This is my cucumber! And I'm gonna use it!!" |
| StalkerZHS #522731 9 months ago |
@toysoldier
this is actually quite unsuggestive |
| Anonymous #522950 9 months ago |
Ew, vegetables |
| Atiarotias #523236 9 months ago |
vegetables are good for you and to you |
| Anonymous #523239 9 months ago |
Im sorry Twi, but Cucumbers happen to be my favorite vegetable, and thats the last of its harvest.
So you leave me no choice if you dont want to share it... |
| Anonymous #523898 9 months ago |
There she is, feelin' up a, cantaloupe. And I go, "You know, those cantaloupes look like your tits, baby".
I t'rew her on the tomaters, I fucked her..........took her purse and ran. Of COURSE I fucked in the grocery, doesn't everybody?! You ever fuck 'em in, like, the frozen food department? You can keep a nice hard on over there. She drops to her knees, she's lookin' for the Haagen Dazs.......whip out your PRICK......and she blows ya! Don't you have any imagination? |