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Anonymous
#24989
1 year ago
In an alternate poniverse...
Anonymous
#24990
1 year ago
parallel Universe Pinkie Pie. AWESOME
White_Rat
#24995
1 year ago
Worst possible of all universes.
Anonymous
#25000
1 year ago
Best end.
Anonymous
#25011
1 year ago
why is she using a computer shes amish for goodness sake
Anonymous
#25013
1 year ago
Shouldn't sales be on the side?
Anonymous
#25014
1 year ago
Criticize me all you want but I like Asian hair pinkie.
Edef
#25018
1 year ago
same universe as scootabuse
Anonymous
#25030
1 year ago
Pinkie Pie works way up corporate ladder, becomes President of mineral/mining company. Company purchases mineral/mining rights in Ever Free Forest, begins strip mining operation. Toxins/run off from mining operation pollutes Sweet Apple Acres. Loss of means of living has Apple family sell farm for what little they could get out of it and moves away, with Applebloom sent away to live with her older sister in Manehatten. Heavy metal poisonings in Ponyville skyrocket...

What other consequences can we come up with?
Anonymous
#25052
1 year ago
^
^
^Asian hair? Oh, you racist...

Though, she does look a bit more tempting than her regular self IMO. Of course she is not Pinkie unless in Party Mode.
Anonymous
#25082
1 year ago
In this universe Rainbow Dash is replaced with Firefly and rarity is replaced with G1 Rainbow Dash.

There was no sonic rainboom so Twilight was never able to enter the school or become Celestias student or even meet spike.
Anonymous
#25086
1 year ago
Pinkie Pie, how do you type on that keyboard with those hooves for hands?
Anonymous
#25097
1 year ago
^^^ The pollution from the mining also seeps into the forest and poisons all of Fluttershy's animal friends. She tried desperately to save them, but failed and the shock of all those dead animals drives her mad.
CranialHeartache
#25100
1 year ago
^She becomes a hermit and hides away, becoming "that crazy cat lady" who butchers anypony who comes to her and bakes them into her cupcakes.

I haven't read Cupcakes before what are you saying. It's just deduction.
Anonymous
#25102
1 year ago
^ So that leaves us with Rarity (and of couse her little sister Sweetebell - perhaps she gets lead poisoning), Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle

Perhaps Twilight, after going through the academy but not as Celestia's personal student, gets a job in environmental protection?

We got Pinkie Pie running a mining company,
Applejack and Applebloom living with their aunt and uncle in Manehatten (who are major shareholders in Pinkie Pie's company), Fluttershy gone mad.
Anonymous
#25114
1 year ago
no Twilight was going to flunk her exam had the Rainboom not happened.
Anonymous
#25163
1 year ago
This is the universe where Raibow dash couldnt do the sonic rainboom and everyone had a miseable life...
Anonymous
#25185
1 year ago
flunking out of te academy, Twilight sinks into a deep funk, only to be introduced to the Dark Ocult by Trixie, and becomes Dark Twilight, gaining black magic through a blood pact with Nigtmare Moon. Vowing revenge on the testers at the academy, she becomes a vessel to Nightmare Moon Herself, only to ultimately be banished to the moon in Luna's place
Anonymous
#25197
1 year ago
^ dark twilight saga = too awesome. however, luna would already be on the moon while this was happening. Maybe twilight gets banished up there WITH her, and together they plot their revenge.
Anonymous
#25198
1 year ago
^^ Pinkie Pie running a mining company isn't that bad. Sure she is bringing dismay upon the ponies of Ponyville from the pollution the mining operations in the Ever Free Forest are causing, but she is pretty well off. Happy? Perhaps not.
Anonymous
#25217
1 year ago
In this universe Pinkie Pie's brutal mining operations lead her to discovering an alien mineral with astounding high energy properties. Having her scientist's experiment on the substance (known as Pinkerium, after her ancestor the Warlord Pinkus Maximus) she learns of a place beyond the bonds of reality, hidden behind a time-space barrier known as "the fourth wall". Beyond this wall, there is a world where she is happy. A world of rainbows and light. A world of laughter and joy. A world which Lady Pie, ice blooded CEO of ROCK CORP, cannot stand the thought of. After all, a world without cutie mark crusaders being abused, without sisters hurting each other, a world full of....parties, is simply not acceptable. Driven by an insatiable desire to pierce the veil separating worlds and backed by her corporation's unbelievable scientific advances (bought at the cost of untold lives), she creates a crypto-terrorist organization: CUPCAKE. It's sole mission? To bring about the unification of all reality via the destruction of the "4th Wall".
Anonymous
#25222
1 year ago
oh fucking great.

Crisis on Infinite Ponyworlds.

you asshole.
Anonymous
#25263
1 year ago
^ Fund it.
Anonymous
#25266
1 year ago
So... does Trixie do better in this alternate reality than Twilight?
Anonymous
#25286
1 year ago
I believe, not. And also, breaking the fourth wall does not bring one to an alternate universe. The fourth wall seperates the character's world from the audience.
That is all.
Anonymous
#25318
1 year ago
^Of course it does. This board? This conversation? It's all made by a group of ponies writing "Anon-fiction" for a show called "My Little Bronies". The wall simply separates one reality from the next.

In fact, in one fan fiction universe you've already been named Anon 756 and are an overused meme on an image board.
Anonymous
#25322
1 year ago
with an open slot in the accemy, Trixie manages to cheat her way in, only to be discovered by Celestia herself and kicked out of Canterlot. In exile she comes across an old tome bearing the secrets of the Dark Occult, and she developes her skills in black magic. Enlisting Twilight as her apprentice, she summons Nightmare Moon's disembodied spirit and grows ever more Great and Powerful. Her as with al Dark Apprenticeships, however, Dark Twilight betrays her, sacrificing her to the resurrection of Nightmare Moon, and she is doomed to wander unseen and unheard as a Puca, forever craving the touch of the living again.
Anonymous
#25337
1 year ago
An angel helps a cool but despairingly frustrated pegasus pony by showing what life would have been like if she never existed.

Coming this Winter...

It's a Wonderful Friendship
Anonymous
#25346
1 year ago
^^^ So what you're saying is... I'm a pony?
Anonymous
#25355
1 year ago
Without the sonic rainboom to break the rock to reveal the diamonds within, Rarity never becomes a fashionista. However, her geological talents are used to fuel the ever expanding prospects of ROCK CORP. Gaining control over the Public relations and prospecting wings of the company, she exploits the pony labour ruthlessly all while maintaining a positive spin for her employer, Lady Pinkie.
Sweetie belle was shipped off to a private school at the first opportunity. While at school her talent for singing is discovered and her cutie mark revealed without meeting scootaloo or applebloom. She is taken as a project by a famous music producer, and is set to make a name for herself. However, fast living and infirmities gained from the large ammounts of terratogenic pollution from the poniville mines she experienced in her youth leave Equestria's rising star to die young.
Anonymous
#25359
1 year ago
Also: A wonderful friendship must be made. As a fanfic it is pretty much perfect.
Anonymous
#25363
1 year ago
^^^ I'm gonna shake the dust of this crummy little town off my hooves and see Equestria!
Anonymous
#25368
1 year ago
failing to execuute the Sonic Rainboom and losing the race, Rainbow Dash vows never to fly again. Moving to Ponyville to escape humiliation, she makes a living farming poseys. However, she can't escape the feeling that something's missing in her life. Haunted by vertigo and dreams of color and wind, she loses sleep and focus. Suffering increasingly from dementia, her coat goes grey and her mane gold. Her own reality fractures so heavily that reality itself cracks like a mirror, and she comes to exist in all universes simultaneously, forever befuddled and alone.
Anonymous
#25450
1 year ago
And this, lads and lasses, is proof that a picture really is worth a thousand goddamn words. Also, someone make this all a coherent fanfic, I'd totally read this.
Anonymous
#25493
1 year ago
Someone don't.
Anonymous
#25661
1 year ago
I would like to know why an amish is using a computer
Anonymous
#26211
1 year ago
Farming all these god damn rocks.

Fucking pain in the ass.
Anonymous
#26250
1 year ago
Wait, what? Derpy is Fractured!Rainbowdash?
Anonymous
#26264
1 year ago
they DO have suspiciously similar manestyles
Anonymous
#26270
1 year ago
We need to go deeper, Anon!
Anonymous
#26325
1 year ago
deeper into Derpy being a self-creating demi-god of confusion, or deeper into her being a recolored version of Rainbow Dash?
Anonymous
#26353
1 year ago
They're all connected Anon. This explains her speech in captchas, her ability to write coherently but her speech sounding... just _wrong_ to us. While the fracture fragments themselves belong to their respective poniverses, the speech doesn't. And with the origin point's dementia, I doubt we'll ever know what the speeches mean.

And they're multiplying. Not so soon, but eventually, poniverses will all encounter the phenomenon called poniversal heat death - loss of warm friendship in confusion and sorrow. Not with a blast, but with a shattering drop of a tear, they will disappear.

Well, maybe not all. After all, the poniverses are infinite. There might be poniverses where the magical essence of friendship has survived.
Anonymous
#26421
1 year ago
to all^

It is then a rift opens in the universe of alternate Ponyville (dubbed Horseland) and the time space continium implodes, but not before Dr. Whoof sets things right again by going back in time and deleting all of the above comments.

And thus the world is saved, thanks to the good doctor.
Anonymous
#28073
1 year ago
Darn right Dr. Hoof had better fix it, since he was the one who distracted Rainbow Dash and made her lose the race in the first place.
Anonymous
#31178
1 year ago
Is it just me or is that hairstyle actually quite attractive on her?
Anonymous
#38733
1 year ago
Is this the alternate reality where she's Batmare and she has to stop her evil twin sister from stealing pies?
MyLittleJosieph
#60466
1 year ago
It's surprising how close this picture manages to look like Pinkie Pie in the latest episode.
Anonymous
#86050
1 year ago
fanfiction... of image boards... eep
Anonymous
#193755
1 year ago
Why does this remind me of SRW OG2? I wish 'Twi, RBD and the redt of the canon! mane cast could all fight Evil Market Analyst Pinkie Pie. I dunno why, but I think it's pretty cool of an idea. That and I'm a bit of an idealist.
Alanydor
#193758
1 year ago
Well, at least she became a stockbroker; that has to amount for something.