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Anonymous
#222343
1 year ago
Close enough.
Anonymous
#222345
1 year ago
Anonymous
#222365
1 year ago
I don't know if anybody told you this. But REAL unicorns don't exist.
Anonymous
#222408
1 year ago
cartoon unicorns > real unicorns
Anonymous
#222416
1 year ago
yes they do, I heard from someone that somewhere in some museum there was a fossil of a unicorn found by some guy named something german sounding. a totally legit source of information
Flutterguy
#222425
1 year ago
And they don't look like horses that much, but rather a mix between a horse, a goat and a deer... Or a rhinoceros if you go by the description, the man who did it detailed his beheavior and his horn, but not his appearance that much
marioandsonic
#222445
1 year ago
@ 222365:

That's a lie. Everyone knows unicorns are just extinct.
Flutterguy
#222465
1 year ago
We also got Narwhals, like sea unicorn ponies
Shoo be doo, Shoo shoo be do
Anonymous
#222473
1 year ago
So sorry, we are all out of real unicorns, and we don't expect another shipment anytime soon. Perhaps you should try another store? Maybe there's one that will also supply your need for real pegasus, too. Good day.
Anonymous
#222515
1 year ago
lmfao @ people actually believing this shit
Anonymous
#222530
1 year ago
Real unicorns weren't horses. They were cattle. And they are extinct.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs
Anonymous
#222545
1 year ago
Don't worry Aurochs, you live on in our cattle...until you they become hamburgers
Anonymous
#222854
1 year ago
you will never see a real unicorn, but you CAN see a cartoon one, so it's a good trade
Flaskgarg
#222858
1 year ago
Aurochs have TWO horns, Sir/Ma'am!
TWO HORNS!
One horn, or no deal!
Anonymous
#223429
1 year ago
what a ripoff!
Anonymous
#223988
1 year ago
Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Untamed
#382004
11 months ago
Get used to it
Anonymous
#830121
6 months ago
I dunno... I just can't seem to get a boner from the real unicorn. Maybe it's just because I'm not into bestiality.