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RepentantAnon
#436113
10 months ago
If, while you're out in space, love
You're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That phat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet

'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
his multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs
while he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
as he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft

So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze

so if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional... and anatomically correct!

:D
Anonymous
#436137
10 months ago
....
what the fuck?....
...
well i guess its got originality? *looks for a bag*
RepentantAnon
#436139
10 months ago
he's sam, the sexbot stallion! sam stands for Sex Aid for Mares XD
CranialHeartache
#436181
10 months ago
I just noticed he has a sheathe.
RepentantAnon
#436189
10 months ago
^I said he was fully functional and anatomically correct, didn't I?
Anonymous
#436191
10 months ago
I know this songlyrics goes about two persons from Star Trek the next generation, where One of them was actually a droid, but had sexorgans if he ever need them. In one episode they had sex and some Star Trek fans found that very great and made billions of fanart of it. (just like FIM now. Lol!)
Anonymous
#438004
10 months ago
Nothing about "programmed with multiple techniques"? I am disappoint.
Anonymous
#556680
9 months ago
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.