| Anonymous #130794 1 year ago |
TAKE COVER, SWEETIE BELL! |
| Wrongness #130798 1 year ago |
Chuck Norris is a brony now. |
| SpecialAnon #130808 1 year ago |
Celestia: Chuck Norris suddenly appears, send sister and me to the moon. |
| StreakTheFox #130811 1 year ago |
Chuck Norris Approves |
| SpecialAnon #130815 1 year ago |
The sonic rainboom was actually created when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked Rainbow Dash. |
| feather #130847 1 year ago |
I hear that underneath that beard? there's just another fist. |
| Anonymous #130954 1 year ago |
ew Chuck Norris :p |
| Anonymous #130965 1 year ago |
^^You mean Pinkie Pie's under his beard. |
| SpecialAnon #130968 1 year ago |
And soon those three received their cutie marks; all Chuck Norris. |
| SpecialAnon #130995 1 year ago |
Derpy's eyes always become normal when Chuck Norris is around. |
| SpecialAnon #131005 1 year ago |
Chuck Norris met Diamond Tiara after school, now she can only eat with a Silver Spoon. |
| SpecialAnon #131040 1 year ago |
Chuck Norris once ate six jewels and shat out the Elements of Harmony. |
| SpecialAnon #131044 1 year ago |
Chuck Norris saw Philomena die once, she never came back. |
| SpecialAnon #131053 1 year ago |
Chuck Norris gets all the fillies and mares, even that bitch Big Macintosh. |
| SpecialAnon #131065 1 year ago |
Chuck Norris read "Cupcakes" once, and laughed. |
| SpecialAnon #131096 1 year ago |
Chuck Norris doesn't need a spell to walk on clouds, the clouds need a spell for Chuck Norris to walk on them. |
| SpecialAnon #131104 1 year ago |
An Ursa Minor attacked Chuck Norris once; he kicked it so hard its mother died. |
| Anonymous #131135 1 year ago |
what the fuck is wrong with you people, chuck norris facts aren't fucking funny |
| SpecialAnon #131141 1 year ago |
^says you |
| Anonymous #131147 1 year ago |
^nice comeback, dummy. only idiots spout off this garbage these days. fuck, it was hardly funny when it was new. |
| SpecialAnon #131159 1 year ago |
^yeah yeah, I'm running out of material anyway... |
| Anonymous #133320 1 year ago |
YAAAAY! CUTIE MARK CRUSADER ROUNDHOUSE KICKERS! |
| Anonymous #133965 1 year ago |
^^^Sounds like someone needs a roundhouse kick to the face. |
| SRD639 #287553 1 year ago |
THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING! |