
| PynkyPy #123740 1 year ago |
Sometimes, I really hate being Hypersexual.... |
| Anonymous #123746 1 year ago |
*Stands in line wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses* |
| bersl2 #123752 1 year ago |
Only for you, Pinkie. |
| Flammie #123755 1 year ago |
I laughed so hard to this, cause i watched the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie last tuesday! XD |
| PonyRIG #123756 1 year ago |
there famouns people in the line, the deadpool, the freakzoid, the mask, Dante, Duke Nuken, Kratos... |
| Anonymous #123765 1 year ago |
Good thing I'm an anon for this line... |
| Anonymous #123766 1 year ago |
...Master Chief, Nathan Drake, Spider man, Yugi moto, Francis, Light Yagami, Lara Croft... |
| PynkyPy #123767 1 year ago |
Yeah, but I wan't joking.... I really am Hypersexual. I both laughed and cried at this image. |
| Anonymous #123782 1 year ago |
"Hypersexual" sounds like a word made up by furries as an excuse for the fact most of them go around talking about their fetishes and how horny they are all the time. That or you're a 14-year-old boy. |
| Anonymous #123791 1 year ago |
^ @782 Real classy. Grats on making yourself sound like a bigoted tool. Just sayin' |
| PynkyPy #123792 1 year ago |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypersexual |
| Anonymous #123893 1 year ago |
*Gets in Line* |
| Facelessguru #123905 1 year ago |
"Hypersexual" sounds like one of those things people would say on the interwebs so they can say w/e they want and justify it |
| PynkyPy #123910 1 year ago |
*Mumbles a bit* FINE! I open for business! Who's first? |
| Anonymous #123923 1 year ago |
I get the feeling "hypersexuality" is one of those things a lot of internet people are inclined to diagnose themselves with while having only the barest understanding of the underlying condition. Kinda like aspergers, which is also incorrectly self-diagnosed in the vast majority of supposed "cases".
Or maybe just the common desire to have funny labels applied to oneself in a pointless, lifelong struggle to be unique. I'm also not even sure I buy into Hypersexuality, personally. Strong sex drives are quite normal in all animals, humans included. We often view our own sex drives through the twisted lens of socially-induced stigmas, though. I don't trust common human perception when it comes to sex; people are too caught up in archaic ideas of morality, even those who claim not to subscribe to them. |
| PynkyPy #123939 1 year ago |
^ You know what anon. You are right.... Wow, an anon with intelligence. I guess I just have a overdriven sex drive. |
| Anonymous #123940 1 year ago |
Am I the only one thinking that clop humor here is slowly descending towards gutter level? |
| PynkyPy #123947 1 year ago |
^ YEP! ^_^ Slowly descending to the pooper! |
| Anonymous #123955 1 year ago |
^^ But this isn't even porn, lol.
I have to admit, though, I don't like the idea of lots of people lining up to have a shot at Pinkie. Maybe it's just 'cuz I'd want her for myself and the idea of that kinda cheapens her character, I dunno, lol.Anyway, there've been stuff here that's much closer to "gutter" level this image. |
| Anonymous #123960 1 year ago |
why would you do that !!?!?!? is everyone looking at him now? ok good, *steps in line* |
| PynkyPy #123978 1 year ago |
Now I am feeling really ashamed of myself. I need to stop with he sex talk. |
| friendhoof #124118 1 year ago |
Could I just pay you to hug me? i'd feel better just doing that |
| PynkyPy #124153 1 year ago |
^ Nah, I'll hug you for free! *Hug's friendhoof* |
| Anonymous #124188 1 year ago |
if i pay extra do ya think ya talk rarity into joining us Pinky? |
| PynkyPy #124201 1 year ago |
^ She's too much of a neat freak for something like that. Try Rainbow Dash? |
| sandstormzach #124224 1 year ago |
^ Rainbow Dash wouldn't do it unless there's only girls involved. |
| PynkyPy #124230 1 year ago |
^ Oh, don't worry. I know she wouldn't mind as long as I ate her out while the anon up there banged me. *sigh* I'm such a dirty girl. |
| Skeith #124234 1 year ago |
is alcohol allowed? |
| PynkyPy #124246 1 year ago |
Sure! Why not! |
| sandstormzach #124257 1 year ago |
^ That doesn't sound like a good idea. Things could get kinda crazy... |
| PynkyPy #124265 1 year ago |
^ I'm already crazy to begin with! WOOO!!!! |
| Skeith #124268 1 year ago |
Then i'm in |
| sandstormzach #124271 1 year ago |
Why can't I be 21 instead of only 18? -_- |
| PynkyPy #124277 1 year ago |
^ Seriously, how old are you Skeith? |
| Skeith #124282 1 year ago |
aboot 19 |
| Skeith #124285 1 year ago |
I'm not actually bein' serious |
| PynkyPy #124291 1 year ago |
Well goodie! We can sex chat! I would love you two pounding your cocks into me. |
| PynkyPy #124294 1 year ago |
^ Then no sex for you Skeith!You are too young. |
| sandstormzach #124296 1 year ago |
I just wanna be old enough that I can understand what people are talking about when alcohol is involved... |
| PynkyPy #124298 1 year ago |
^ Now I don't trust you. No sex texting for anyone now! |
| Skeith #124302 1 year ago |
bluh |
| sandstormzach #124307 1 year ago |
-_- I'm old enough for sex, k? 18 is legal age, but drinking age is 21. I wanna be 21 already. |
| Skeith #124318 1 year ago |
*looks back up at comments* uh i'm not a guy >< |
| PynkyPy #124319 1 year ago |
Sorry, but still no. I'm starting to whore myself out again. I don't like that. I only have sex with good friends. No one else. |
| Skeith #124322 1 year ago |
Sorry too, i got a bit confused, didnt realize what you were asking for till a few minutes ago >< i'm not a clever pony lol |
| sandstormzach #124327 1 year ago |
@PynkyPy
eh, fine by me. |
| PynkyPy #124332 1 year ago |
This thread deserves the reaction guys. |
| sandstormzach #124333 1 year ago |
? |
| Skeith #124341 1 year ago |
i feel like sulking in a corner for being so stupid >< |
| PynkyPy #124350 1 year ago |
^ Aww sweetie, you're ok. Everyone is an airhead sometimes. I'm like that a lot of times! |
| Skeith #124353 1 year ago |
meh |
| sandstormzach #124356 1 year ago |
Cheer up, Skeith... |
| Skeith #124362 1 year ago |
gonna find some more luna to help me cheer up |
| sandstormzach #124367 1 year ago |
Okay then... good luck with that. |
| PynkyPy #124369 1 year ago |
I hate it when I make people upset. Is there something I can do to make you two feel better? |
| sandstormzach #124378 1 year ago |
I'm not that upset, just a little sad for skeith, and she said she was gonna find some luna related stuff. |
| PynkyPy #124388 1 year ago |
She should listen to Claur de Lune. Beautiful song. Can lift anyone's mood. |
| PynkyPy #124389 1 year ago |
She should listen to Clair de Lune. Beautiful song. Can lift anyone's mood. |
| Skeith #124394 1 year ago |
@pynkpy
Nopony like it when they make other upset. I usually feel guilty for a few days when i do that |
| PynkyPy #124403 1 year ago |
Check your pm's Skeith! :) |
| Anonymous #124439 1 year ago |
Pinkamena in old-timey western clothes.
It is necessary. |
| VinylScratch #124440 1 year ago |
Wow just
wow |
| sandstormzach #124442 1 year ago |
^ What kind of wow? |
| VinylScratch #124443 1 year ago |
The kind of wow that wows when people are cybering on a website for posting pony images |
| PynkyPy #124447 1 year ago |
C'mon Vinyl, you know you want to! |
| sandstormzach #124449 1 year ago |
^ Everyone does. No exceptions. |
| VinylScratch #124450 1 year ago |
I think I'll pass
I'm not a lesbian and I'm really not into that stuff |
| sandstormzach #124451 1 year ago |
Also, see if you know where this quote is from.
Quote: "I'm bangin' and old-timey hooker!" Seriously, if you know where that line is from I owe you five bucks. |
| PynkyPy #124462 1 year ago |
^ NOPE Notta clue! |
| sandstormzach #124474 1 year ago |
Anyone else? |
| Aurora_Moon #124482 1 year ago |
^ thru to first comment.
...what the hell did i just read? also...wow Pinkie. just...just wow. *facehoofs* |
| Aurora_Moon #124486 1 year ago |
lemme clarify what "^ thru to first comment" means, for those unaware. basically...im responding to every comment above mine at once. |
| PynkyPy #124487 1 year ago |
What Aurora?! Kant help if I'm a Kynky Girl! |
| VinylScratch #124490 1 year ago |
Seriously |
| sandstormzach #124492 1 year ago |
@ Pynky I for one don't see how that'd be a problem anyway. |
| VinylScratch #124495 1 year ago |
43 seconds ago my ass
I hate these phantom posts |
| Anonymous #124534 1 year ago |
Tell rarity i can get her in to talk with Patrizio Bertelli |
| bersl2 #124600 1 year ago |
lulz @ all of this |
| 12crownsail #124602 1 year ago |
Oh pinkie, why did u have to whore yourself out to people and make them wait in line. What if people knew who was there.[p.s. Hoity Toity is in the line] no joke i saw him get in line a few minutes ago. now im scared>.>_<.< |
| Anonymous #124847 1 year ago |
Pinkie, what the hell are you doing?
You can't just start a brothel and then leave town! |
| sandstormzach #124881 1 year ago |
She'll be back... give her time. |
| temponame #124918 1 year ago |
^Hm, well. I guess I can be first in line until then. |
| Anonymous #124982 1 year ago |
^ i don't think so, i'm first! she just went off to ask rarity. |
| temponame #125072 1 year ago |
^ Is that so? Well, I'm in a good mood, so I guess I'll be nice just this once and let you be first. |
| XeliosThePony #125154 1 year ago |
Can I get a "The internet is going to end" discount? |
| Anonymous #125173 1 year ago |
I'm asexual but I'll clop to almost anything. |
| Anonymous #125195 1 year ago |
^^ ehh, you seem like a nice pony,
i'm sorry. tell ya what lets get Fluttershy in on it too, and we can have all three at once, i can share |
| Anonymous #125246 1 year ago |
^^ do whaaa?
how can you be asexual and clop to anything? I have the libido of a rabbit on viagra and the mentality of a teenage boy watching Barbarella AND i'll clop to anything |
| Anonymous #125273 1 year ago |
Jesus, what did I just read.... This fanbase creeps me out |
| Anonymous #125356 1 year ago |
^ hey if you don't want to talk about pony orgies, 70's erotic films, and erectile dysfunction then you shouldn't have logged on to MY Little Pony site. |
| WhiteSocks #125595 1 year ago |
Madam Pinkie would make a great brothel hostess. She'd make the entire place feel festive, change up the theme to keep the novelty fresh, take great care of the girls in her charge, and scare any bad tricks the hell away. |
| Maya #125768 1 year ago |
I love this fanbase. Dirty talks, rage, trolls and ponies. I love you guys. And I´m hipersexual too! |
| Anonymous #125922 1 year ago |
Sometimes you save the picture, sometimes you save the page. |
| Aurora_Moon #126287 1 year ago |
*pokes Maya*ye straight, bi, or les, just outta curiocity? |
| feather #126310 1 year ago |
"hey if you don't want to talk about pony orgies, 70's erotic films, and erectile dysfunction then you shouldn't have logged on to MY Little Pony site."
honestly this makes me feel better about liking the show given my usual habits lol |
| Obscure #126315 1 year ago |
Aurora_Moon: I thought they stopped production on straight females when 'Conan: the Barbarian' stopped being the greatest movie ever. |
| Maya #126317 1 year ago |
straight male, and living in a screaming hell when there is no money for the rubbers |
| PynkyPy #126601 1 year ago |
Alright, here is how this will go down. I finally decided, what the heck, it's the internet and we're just having fun. I'll pick someone at random and we will have a sex chat session together. And of course, no payments allowed in any way, shape, or form, for that would be illegal.
In the comments, give me good reasons, and I MEAN good reasons, and maybe you'll be picked. After I choose the the lucky fellow or girl, We can start. Also, tell me if you want me as a pony or human for our sextext session. :) One last thing, here's a pic to help you reach new hights or allow temps to soar in the oven! >:D <a href="http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/636725">A Very Pinkie Pie</a> The choosing will start with whoever is below this comment. |
| PynkyPy #126620 1 year ago |
An oh yes! Don't think I do this in Real Life. Because I don't. I'm not a s*** I have standards. But like I said, this is the internet, who cares! |
| sandstormzach #126637 1 year ago |
wow... nice link, Pynky |
| PynkyPy #127016 1 year ago |
Huh? No takers? I guess no one wants sex with Pinkie Pie. |
| Anonymous #127019 1 year ago |
^ I'd take it with the real deal, were she not fictional. :P
Roleplay and cybering isn't my thing, though. |
| PynkyPy #127031 1 year ago |
^ I don't HAVE to pose as Pinkie. I can pose as myself too! |
| NathanExplosion #127038 1 year ago |
Pynky, I sent you a PM, just in case you haven't seen it yet. |
| PynkyPy #127071 1 year ago |
Aw f*** it! No one seems to care. Nevermind everypony! No one wants it from me. Anyways I left the mood HOURS ago. |
| sandstormzach #127250 1 year ago |
Maybe I should've taken the opportunity earlier xD |
| Anonymous #127255 1 year ago |
na, this is pinky, you don't want that bro(ny)
did you see what she gave twilight's horn? |
| solanusdracon #128671 1 year ago |
Stop shitstorm now pls. Thnx. |
| eariesmile999 #184236 1 year ago |
that one thing i will never get.
why do people want to dress up as whores. and since when is a harlot a child friendly costume can someone answer me this |
| Anonymous #184239 1 year ago |
It's a cancan outfit. Something that in real life meant that you are semi-whore, but became accepted in children cartoons as just a "funny old dress". |
| eariesmile999 #184244 1 year ago |
still a bit weird for me |