
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #216793 1 year ago |
*Grabs mic*
Full moon out tonight. *rimshot* She hit the moon pies a little hard *rimshot* You do NOT wanna see the craters on that one *rimshot* 1000 years and a couple of cats later *rimshot* I guess stairmasters don't work well in low gravity *rimshot* I think Celestia's main concern was that her sister might have eaten her. *rimshot* The sad thing is, she's even fatter with our gravity *rimshot* Don't forget to tip your waiters! |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #216819 1 year ago |
Wait wait wait, I got more.
They say that Celestial bodies are ever expanding *rimshot* She looks like she's about to collapse in on herself. *rimshot* That's no moon, it's a pony... *rimshot* Someone's gonna have to break the news to darkmatter, it's no longer the densest thing in space. *rimshot* Her sister tricked her by telling her there was a Milky Way in space. *gunshot* |
| Zane-K #216822 1 year ago |
Thank you for many lulz in one comment. |
| Zane-K #216825 1 year ago |
Oh god, and more? Thank you for many lulz in TWO comments. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #216827 1 year ago |
*bows* |
| Anonymous #217098 1 year ago |
Aye! You're a true comedian. Honestly, real shame they'll be after you. |