
| Anonymous #29289 1 year ago |
We're gonna need a bigger party. |
| Anonymous #29370 1 year ago |
We've got to close the stables! |
| Anonymous #29409 1 year ago |
This movie just became 20% pinker. |
| Anonymous #29499 1 year ago |
"Eleven hundred griffons went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first pony for about a half an hour. Unicorn. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the Mark to the tip'a the horn. What we didn't know, was our capcake delivery had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, ponies come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Stalliongrad" and the idea was: pony comes to the nearest griffon, that bird she starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the horse will go away... but sometimes she wouldn't go away. Sometimes that pony she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a pony...she's got massive eyes. Blue, glassy eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those blue eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces." |
| Anonymous #29875 1 year ago |
^ You are awesome! |
| Stormy_Brave #29921 1 year ago |
^^ FOR-EVER!!! |
| Beatlepony #30293 1 year ago |
^^^Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed! |
| Anonymous #30390 1 year ago |
^^^^ I cannot think of anything to say that could be more awesome than that. +1 internets to you sir. |
| Anonymous #30722 1 year ago |
"Smile you son of a bitch!" Gotta love that line! |