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Anonymous
#138756
1 year ago
you want to go outside? fine, to the moon with you! :0
P0ny_brigade
#138760
1 year ago
AWWWWW please can she come out now?
Coquette
#138820
1 year ago
^^
All I can hear now...
Is Mother Knows Best a la Celestia.

...

You want to go outside? Why sister...
Look at you, a helpless little filly
Just a little stardust, nothing else
You know why you are told to stay here

I know but-

That's right, to keep you sealed and silenced
Guess I always knew this day was coming,
Knew you'd someday want to break your ties
Soon, but not yet-

But-!

Ssh! Trust me pet,
SISTEEEEEEEEER KNOOOOWS BEST

--

But then I gave up.
Princess_Luna
#138838
1 year ago
^
That reference...
... Was completely called for. *pats you on the back*
Coquette
#138878
1 year ago
Oh fuck-all, I'm just going to finish.

--

Sister knows best,
Listen to your sister,
It's a scary world down there
Sister knows best,
One way or another?
They will always hate you,
Something will go wrong, I swear!
Parasprites, ponies
Ursa majors, doggies
Zebras and of course, the day!

No!

YES!

But--

Also rainbooms,
Girls who don't shut up, and
Stop, no more, you'll just get angry!
Sister's right here, sister will protect you
Darling here's what I suggest!
Skip the fighting, just keep biding,
Sister knows best!

Go ahead, see the ponies sleeping!
Go ahead, be vilified and judged!
When they do not fully appreciate you,
You'll seethe and moan, and finally you'll...
Go ahead and leave here, you deserve it!
Go down there and see what they've become!
When you can see,
They worship *me*!
Siiiister knows best!
Sister knows best,
Take it from your sissie,
On your own, you'll fall apart!
Sloppy, ungroomed,
Immature, clumsy,
Darling you must learn your place!
Gullible, naive,
Positively silly!
Ditsy and a bit well... dark?
Oh what's that?
Getting kind of angry?
I'm just saying CUZ I WUUV YOU
Sister understands,
Sister's here to help you
All I have is one request~!

Luna?

Yes?

Don't ever question me again.

Yes, sister.

I love you very much, sister.

I love you more.

I love you *most*.
Don't forget it!
You'll regret it...

SISTEEEER
KNOOOOOWS
BESSST

--

... derp
Spitfire
#138883
1 year ago
^ I love you for that.
Princess_Luna
#138891
1 year ago
^
I do as well
McGack
#138911
1 year ago
i have no words that would be enough to respond to that coquette o_0
Coquette
#138936
1 year ago
Oh wow that was my first time doing one of those
"replace lyrics of song with things from different thing"... things. They have an actual name I'm just really tired right now.
-Eli-
#142592
1 year ago
^ Don't be a baby, I love music as much as the next pony but I can think up a song as fast as Pinky pie. I know, I might sound a little big for my saddle, but I know I can.

P.S. I love speaking in pony!
Niggoslav_Krawczyk
#1303370
2 months ago
It's called a "Filk" but I forget what it stands for. It's an ancient usenet thing.
That should totally be animated btw. Fav'd just for the song x3