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Anonymous
#286554
1 year ago
Dash: "WTF!"
Anonymous
#286555
1 year ago
Author's note: For those of you who dont get it the GMan in the ushanka is supposed to be Jettan/Jetddl who murders ponies/horsies by using weapons like nukes,explosives,particle cannons or just simple guns. His line before attacking is ''THERES A HORSIE!!!'' in this scene he is gonna use an EMP particle cannon light-you-on-fire-in-the-process thing.
Anonymous
#286561
1 year ago
P.S: for better understanding on what this screenshot was based on watch the following vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E485xLs_lQ&playnext=1&list=PL626BEA9ACCCFB07D
Anonymous
#286672
1 year ago
new soldier weapons: 20% more overpowered
Anonymous
#286739
1 year ago
Cue Dash dodging and maneuvering the guy into hitting himself with the rocket.
No points for guessing the longest it takes her.
Anonymous
#286766
1 year ago
^ sorry to burst your bubble but its not a rocket but an emp charge that can travel thousands of inches a sec. I dont think she would be able to dodge that.
Rookie
#286813
1 year ago
then i swooped in and saved her, by pulling down my pants and letting the awesomeness of my huge penis absorb the emp charge and the rocket, and killing the gman with the holy light radiating from my penis.
Anonymous
#286848
1 year ago
^ someone has a sexual fetish for ponies and dicks
Anonymous
#287061
1 year ago
Dash: Safety's on.
GMan: Huh? *Checks*
*SONIC RAINBOOM*
GMan: ...fuck
Anonymous
#287367
1 year ago
@286766: "thousands of inches a second"? Let me calculate that.

1000 inches per second = 60*60*1000 in/hr = 3,600,000 in/hr.
3,600,000 in/hr / (12 * 5280) = (3600000 in/hr / 63,360 in/mi) < 60 mph.
(Actually, less than .2 under 57 mph, if my calculations are correct.)

The speed of sound is 761.207051 miles per hour according to Google, over twelve times the minimum rate we have suggested.

...Yes, she can dodge. But I troll; the speed of light (the rate at which I believe electromagnetic flux propogates, if I understand the physics correctly) is just shy of 3*10^8 meters/second (670,616,629 miles per hour), slightly harder for her to dodge.

Whether Dash dodges or not, my conclusion is clear: "Confound these ponies, they drive me to do the math!"
Anonymous
#287370
1 year ago
^Please check my figures. If I'm wrong, I'd rather know it than be ego-bloated on errors.
Pockysticks
#288111
1 year ago
please, like you could hit her with that. . .