
| Anonymous #135609 1 year ago |
If Superman could turn time backwards by causing the Earth to rotate in the opposite direction. Then Dammit so can Rainbow Dash. |
| Kasumi #135614 1 year ago |
if you spin around you slightly slow down the earth's spin |
| Skipta #135669 1 year ago |
OH JUST PUNCH ME IN THE FACE, WHY DON'TCHA, FISH&CHIPS! |
| Flaskgarg #135707 1 year ago |
AND THEN ALL THE BUILDINGS FELL OVER, TSUNAMIS DEVASTATED THE LAND, AND EVERYPONY DIED!!!!
Except Luna, who was accidentally sent back to the moon yesterday. Oh, and suicide met Rainbow Dash. |
| Anonymous #135721 1 year ago |
You spin me right round Dashie, right round, like a planet baby, right round round round. |
| Flammie #135728 1 year ago |
@Anon2: Now you're thinking cool! |
| Skipta #135729 1 year ago |
^ It's worse than that. The entire planet would friggin' disintegrate (and what's he holding onto, anyway? Is he trying to make that happen with INTERNAL AIRPRESSURE IN THE ATMOSPHERE?! What the fucking fuck), since he would need it spinning faster than the speed of light to get any more effect than merely slowing down the speed of which time is progressing into the future.
..And even if he could pull off such a physical impossibility (not improbability, that's not what that fucking word means), why didn't he just not dick everyone around and just hold onto the relevant people in a bag behind him or some shit. FUCK YOU WITH A BAG OF SPIKED KRYPTONITE COCKS, SUPERMAN. |
| Skipta #135732 1 year ago |
+^^ |
| Anonymous #135767 1 year ago |
^ It's magic, real world physics need not apply. |
| Anonymous #135812 1 year ago |
Dash that's pointless.
Try to find some brown pony in your neighbourhood, steal his time machine and save Applejack, but be carefull, you're not allowed to see yourself, otherwise the world is REALLY fucked. |