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Anonymous
#404577
11 months ago
My Little Sonichu: Aspies are Magic
Anonymous
#404581
11 months ago
He looks so sad.
BetterOffFred
#404585
11 months ago
AHHH!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTZING!!
drpepperfan1
#404587
11 months ago
I just noticed they even added his moobs.

Dedication to the art.
EDracon
#404593
11 months ago
btw, he is actually a fan of MLP....
Shelltoon
#404597
11 months ago
Hmmmm... the mane doesn't show him balding enough. Other than that, I'd say fairly accurate.
Anonymous
#404604
11 months ago
Wait, why is his cutie mark a pickle?
Anonymous
#404619
11 months ago
He's not a fan of MLP. Some trolls got him to pretend to be one by impersonating a girl he liked.

This was before FiM came along.
Chris-Chan
#404626
11 months ago
Oh sweet Godjesus
Anonycat
#404645
11 months ago
Wrong- he is supposed to be an adult Blank Flank, remember?
Anonymous
#404650
11 months ago
jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg
Muffinoffun
#404668
11 months ago
For anyone unaware of who this is click this (NSFW) link. It will tell you more than you ever wanted to know about the monstrosity that is Christian Weston Chandler.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
@ #404604
Because he refers to dicks as pickles and since he's literally afraid of dicks it's his cutie mark.
Muffinoffun
#404676
11 months ago
Actually just go to www.sonichu.com since I think the link I posted is broken.
Anonymous
#404689
11 months ago
Actually, he was a fan of MLP long before FiM, it's listed there on the CWCki.
Anonymous
#404713
11 months ago
Now I've seen everything!
Xuncu
#404721
11 months ago
Pickle (fairly warned be yea if you wish to know further on the comedy of errors that is Chistan Weston Chandler's existance--- comedy, not tragedy, because tragedy would imply there's something redeeming or of value about him. There isn't)

But short version: he hates pickles because they remind him of other men's penises.

He's basically such a gay in denial, to such a degree, that even after admitting he has homosexual thoughts and 'getting rid of them' in a rather bizzare manner (it involves that he thinks he has a vein directly between his libido and his stomache, I'm not fucking making this up), having owned and used anal sex toys, once had a habit of swallowing his own semen to 'recyle' it, and currently being a "tomgirl" (which is as stupid as it sounds: a way of denying he's a transvestite, but still dresses in women's clothing, including panties and makep and using the women's batheroom), and his thought process is such that he thinks that when he loses his virginity to a woman, that he's offically a grown-up, mature adult,
*deep breath*
thaaaaaaaaaat
Even though he's a fanatic about Family Guy, he thinks the episodes that address homosexuality are denouncing it (when anybody who's seen the show know that Seth McFarline is a gay rights activist and atheist)- and he is, in fact, a Christian (technically Baptist by merit of that's how he was raised and acts, Methodist by the church he goes to (one that allows and condones gays to join)-- though the dumb fuck wouldn't know the difference between any version of christianity)-- and like most Christians, has not actually read the bible, but once the episode came out where Stewie quoted Leviticus, THEN he started qoting the bible to denounce non-heterosexuality---- including asexuality.

But, he's always been a homophobic, racist, sexist, bigoted, hateful, selfish, narcissistic, lying, scheming (badly), Ed-Gein-in-waiting(-if-he-wasn't-such-a-lazy-incompetent-fat-fuck), stealing, welfare-leaching, law-breaking, waste of space.


And now you will never sleep.
Muffinoffun
#404730
11 months ago
^
This sums it up quite nicely.
GeronKizan
#404733
11 months ago
Anonymous
#404735
11 months ago
Eyup, that sounds about right, and thanks Xuncu, I'm going to have nightmares now.
Plastiware
#404795
11 months ago
This is so much more accurate than the other ponified Chris.
Anonymous
#404841
11 months ago
Xuncu that sounds about right, but I would just like to point out that anal masturbation doesn't make you gay. Not sure about Chris Chan though but In my case I like women pegging me and being in control.
Anonymous
#404945
11 months ago
*Looks through that wiki*

Umm.. yeah. While I've heard of him(and his comics) before, I never knew how severe it was(considering my blissfully unaware state). Damn...
necroponnyxddd
#404962
11 months ago
HAHA YES!
Anonymous
#404968
11 months ago
NO! NO, GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
gasmaskangel
#404972
11 months ago
I wouldn't say he's a gay in denial, as much as I would say he completely lacks an understanding of sexuality in general, and the only reason for homophobia is the influences of others on his bizarre little mind.

If anything I'd say he's actually asexual, but deeply confused about it.
Anonymous
#405060
11 months ago
Y'know, people could just stop paying attention to him and his stupid mutant oc, and then maybe he'd just disappear.
Anonymous
#405179
11 months ago
WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!???
Clover_Patch
#405208
11 months ago
The words "He likes THAT? ___ is ruined for me now!" come up a lot about him. Personally, I figure if you give things up everytime there's an idiot who also likes them, soon you'll have nothing left. Gonna get my pony on, regardless of Mr. Chandler.
Jackarunda
#405221
11 months ago
What... in the name of...

You know what, never mind.
Xuncu
#405700
11 months ago
@#404841, and kinda at gasmask

Perhaps not, but he certainly follows in the footsteps of every christian/republican to date that has been caught in homosexual situations--- ones that had been ongoing long before, and almost certianly in short order afterwards --- of their exposures; the republican senator tapping his foot under bathroom stalls, the minister hiring rentboys for years to 'show them the ways of Jesus'--- and the second cumming, ka-zing!, ect

Each one, like Chris, pushes for insane laws and 'remedies' against homosexuality, born out of self-loathing that has been installed in them by Abrahamic religious thinking, and each one in denial of the definition of non-heterosexuality, just because it applies to what they are doing, in the interest of preserving a false image of themselves.

If these kinds of people grew up in a healthy household, one not ruled by conservative/religious dogmatism, odds are they would be normal gay men.
Xuncu
#405708
11 months ago
@Gasmask:
I would say that he's asexual - "without sexuality" in the same sense that he's "without an engineering degree"- that he cannot grasp the concepts involved, in any sort of competent manner.

As opposed to how, he is in fact, amoral, that it's his active action to not have a consistent moral code, save for the consistency of it being focused on his own short-term benefit- ie; autism doesn't excuse him being a horrible person, and his biology doesn't demand he is asexual--- that as I had sugegsted, if raised in a normal household, that his biology would have him be gay, not asexual.
Anonymous
#405711
11 months ago
Anonymous
#405733
11 months ago
Oh look it's this again.

Seriously, why do people care about this guy? It's pretty pathetic if you ask me.
Anonymous
#405738
11 months ago
Muffinoffun
#405754
11 months ago
@#405733
Two words. Bile. Fascination.
As terrible as a person as he is. As horrible as his very existence is. He's interesting. He is a being that only comes once in s lifetime and for us to have such a view in to the inner workings of someone as twisted as Chris is truly fascinating.
Anonymous
#405832
11 months ago
KILL IT KILL IT
onipuck
#405841
11 months ago
Speaking as someone with autism, I must state that Christian Weston Chandler is the reason why most people diagnosed with the condition keep it hidden.
That, and the fact that some just out-right ignore the autistic part of them(such as myself, honestly I try my hardest to come across as just normal, or at worst, an arsehole).

In other words: He makes having a complicated and hard-to-describe mental disorder a far more terrible and shameful experience than it normally is.
Anonycat
#406067
11 months ago
Christian Chandler purposely makes his autistic condition sound more terrible of what it is to have an excuse for the stupid (and horrible) things he does at a daily basis.
Seeing his decaying health, product of his horrendous diet, sedentary lifestyle and complete refusal to follow doctor's orders, I can tell he will not live to see his mid 30's.
WesternBirds
#407032
11 months ago
My response to my psychiatrist the other day when he asked how do you feel with Aspergers (I think it was the first time I told him, he's new so. Also, no it isn't self diagnosed I have been told I've had it since like age 11)
Was basically "How would I feel if I didn't have it? I don't know, so I really don't care about the fact that I have it or not." It's one of those things where if you let it define you it never helps you, and I never care to mention it because I simply don't think it's that important to bring up in conversation. This guy has a lot worse going on in his head I'm sure than I do, but he is pretty much the epitome of the "I've got a condition, so I have a free excuse to do whatever the fuck I damn well please." And people like this are the worst kind of self-important pieces of garbage out there.
Anonymous
#408014
11 months ago
@Xuncu
Just wanting to say i agree with you. And would also like to point out that it is crazy conservative Christians like Christian Chandler who ruin and give a bad reputation to kind and normal religious people. I was born into a Catholic household but since birth my Parents thought me that God loved everyone no matter what, race religion, belief or sexual orientation they had. We are all humans and should live in peace with one another. My Uncle, may he rest in peace, always told me that a man should make his own way in the world and choose his own way of worship. He told me, and in my opinion he is right, that the Bible is a book written by man, there fore it is flawed since its conception. One should just follow the example of the great spiritual people that lived before us, Buddha and Jesus, and just live in happiness and harmony with others. Ignore what ever them religious text say and follow your own beliefs.
Heck I am so open I seriously wouldn't object to someone worshiping Celestia or Luna. By the way best gods/goddesses ever.
Xuncu
#408380
11 months ago
@Anon 408014 - Celestia/Luna; best gods ever; true dat.

But, as an Atheist, I have to point out that my experience and studies lead me to belive that any serious belief in deities - especially Yaweh-- is unwarranted; that it is not just unneccecary, but has unforseen consequences, cause by even the kind and normal religious people (whom, I hold, would still be kind and normal, if/when they drop the 'religious part), in that those like Chris, or Fred Phelps, or Pope Ratzinger, or Jerry Falwell can --- and do-- claim to speak on 'all' Christians' behalf, and regulary use and abuse these Arguments from Authority and Popularity (which are in themselves logical fallacies) to not also give themselves social, economic, and political power and influence (kinda stretching it, attributing it to Chris, but he's cut from the same cloth, so the princible is the same), but also knowingly, willingly, and proudly do so at the expense of others; that the vote and the tithe, given with the idea that it's given to 'god', and 'therefore,' 'will' be put to good use, "because God can only do and be good," is ursurped by these charlatans, who if they do represent anything spiritual, would be that of the demonic. "The road to hell is paved with good (addendum: misplaced) intentions," but it builds Hell On Earth itself beforehand.

tl;dr - I wish everyone was atheist/skeptic, so we wouldn't have stuff like how Bush was 'elected' into office simply because the voter was also Christian (yes, hanging chad, but it even got to that point in the first place because people DID actually vote for him; there's only so far you can cheat and have it 'believable' as the 2000 election), and hated abortion on the princible of "God (ie; the preacher they go to) says so," or how Proposition 8 here in California passed because people believe that religious opinion should be obeyed, let alone taken into consideration.

While I'm sure there are more like you that recognise the massive fallacies in such actions and in the bible and other 'holy' texts, the problem is that types like you are a staggering minority within religious circles, and the grand majority of the of these masses-- and their votes, money, and voices -- are easily led and manipulated by either those who, I can only conclude, either must honestly belive the insanity (Like Claudia Wolf in Silent Hill 3), or would otherwise have to know it's a lie, but/and still freely use it as leverage for personal gain (like Vincent, also in SH3) -- positions that suggest either a lack of capacity for good moral judgement (Claudia), or demonstrate a lack of willingness for good moral judgement (Vincent), because I belive no good, moral, intelligent person would willingly perpetuate a lie they do not belive in (especially if they do see with clairity to see that it's a lie; they would almost certianly recongise the harm it does, in fact, cause, both as a source of false hope and a bad source of moral guidance).
onipuck
#408778
11 months ago
@Xuncu:
I think the world would be more interesting if there were more people like Claudia Wolf.
But then again, it'd be awesome to have a reason to go through with a religious genocide with a sub machine gun with unlimited ammo.
drpepperfan1
#408928
11 months ago
Holy shit what just happened in this comment section
onipuck
#412067
11 months ago
^
A whole lot of TL;DR messages about both political and religious overtones of Christian Weston Chandler, and one comment connecting the use of religion for evil with Silent Hill 3.
That, and some people with actual autism diagnoses complaining that CWC makes them look bad.
Anonymous
#558077
9 months ago
This sick fuck should be executed in public. That would rule.
Anonymous
#706558
8 months ago
I just want to point out that chris is not a christian. He just wants to use his father's beliefs to get what he wants.
Anonymous
#908938
5 months ago
Evil!!!!!
Anonymous
#975535
5 months ago
Shoot it before it lays its eggs!