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NetherLips
#290652
1 year ago
inspired by the work of metalhooves
ChickNeighney
#290661
1 year ago
Oh, ffs, lol.
MetalHooves
#290663
1 year ago
Gee thanks, now I feel like an ass for thinking "Wow, this is really well written". XD
NetherLips
#290669
1 year ago
i'm glad you think its good because i'm going to enter it into a local short story competition at the Daphne DuMaurier Literary Festival this summer.

I'm keeping the ending.
AdrianBrony
#290680
1 year ago
purple prose at it's"finest"
Aquaman52
#290683
1 year ago
This may not be my most favorite thing ever, but it's definitely on the list of runner-ups.
NetherLips
#290695
1 year ago
you have to read this in the voice of a victorian grandfather and whenever a sentence ends you have to scoff
DaisyHead
#290711
1 year ago
and here i was thinking that this was going to be like beautiful, soulful thought that was going through big macs mind as he watched the seasons go by.
Anonymous
#290821
1 year ago
I could tell this was some sort of joke because of the ridiculously thick purple prose
magique
#290864
1 year ago
*initiates slow clap from 80s teen movie*
NetherLips
#292656
1 year ago
@anon21

not also the fact it ends with "he also had a boner"