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Anonymous
#496862
10 months ago
Poor royal guard pony. After all that work, we hardly see them do ANYTHING. Hopefully we'll probably see them do something if not, we can try to convince them otherwise.
d715
#496887
10 months ago
Hey that training is needed, Celestia likes looking at some Grade-A flank
Anonymous
#496891
10 months ago
@862 Well we did see them get beat up by Nightmare Moon in a blink of an eye. Just sayin'
NonAnon
#496892
10 months ago
Obviously, their training was for the nights w/ Celestia (and now Luna). This one's new, so he doesn't know about snoo-snoo, yet.

The Royal Guard has a high mortality rate.
d715
#496943
10 months ago
^ But everyone know Luna's gay I mean she invented the term "Filly-Fooler"

maybe the nightguard are all female I mean, mares were used on night attacks
Questionmarktarius
#497112
10 months ago
Lee Ermey needs to guest-voice on FiM. NOW!
Huacaya
#497159
10 months ago
Guard ponies need more love.
Anonymous
#497304
10 months ago
You think the Royal Guards don't get a workout? Look at how many New Lunar Republic revolutionaries and Nightmare Moon cultists lurk on this board. They do a LOT of crowd control we don't see.
Anonymous
#497765
10 months ago
The reality is that the majority of soldiers trained throughout human history never fought in wars. We simply aren't fighting all the time. That doesn't mean that training soldiers is a waste, mind, particularly as guards.

The greatest and most successful guard never has to do a thing but be there. The more a guard is required to actually intervene to stop something, the more he has failed that duty.
Anonymous
#514236
10 months ago
"I'm guarding a goddamn tea party..."

FUCK I LOLED XD