
| PonyRIG #169802 1 year ago |
hmmmm, how you would escape from this situation? being a normal human sucks... |
| Obscure #169817 1 year ago |
I start with the optimistic assumption they still have to work up a bit more nerve to actually try to kill me.
Hasn't let me down so far. |
| Anonymous #169886 1 year ago |
"So, yous thinks yous can do that to our girl Fluttershy and gets away with it? We's gunna love and tolerate the FUCK outta you." |
| Anonymous #170528 1 year ago |
bruddas, please we all niggas here we dont need ta spray it we can talk bout this |
| Anonymous #171069 1 year ago |
Kick for the side of Twilight's knee, it'll bend and throw off her shot. Assuming you're in reasonable shape you should be able to throw yourself off the floor head first into Rainbow's gut before she can bring that baseball bat into a downward swing. As soon as you both hit the floor lash out hard with your left leg because Twilight is behind it and trying to line up a shot.
Then stand up by pressing your knees into Rainbow Dash, effectively standing up on her. Watch her hands (er, hooves?) while you do it, they'll be free and the first things to come back. She won't have the room to use the bat effectively but she'll still try to bring you down. Once you're up Twilight's going to be ready to take the shot again but should be close. Slap that gun hard out of her hand (she's probably holding it with both hands, so smack fucking hard) and in the moment where she's recovering from that hit and Rainbow's getting up to her own feet you fucking leg it. Unless the gun landed somewhere easy, then you grab the gun and fucking leg it. Rainbow's faster than you though so, you're going to have to use those trees as cover to break up her charge. When she catches up... well, you're on your own. It's an open melee by that point. |
| Anonymous #174935 1 year ago |
^
Are you kidding me? |
| Anonymous #294496 1 year ago |
^^
#171069 has never even seen a real fight, but owns three sets of brass knuckles and carries a butterfly knife on him at all times in hopes that someone will try to mug him Is actually a 300-pound neckbearded basement dweller |