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Bongo
#140204
1 year ago
A sequel to >>18977

I hope that I can continue these, because I find them fun to make. Maybe when I run out of ideas, I will start doing my own posing in Garrys Mod and work from there.

I got the idea from reaching the chat of a Synchtube server. They were complaining about Surprise Bags and that is what inspired me to make this comic.
YenaMuffin
#140220
1 year ago
<<BEGIN BREENCAST>>

Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to distribute the "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" toys in "Surprise Bags"? Will I ever get Derpy Hooves?"
Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen.

Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic psychological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of one's pony collection. I also detect some unspoken questions. "Does Hasbro really know what's best for us?" "What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind?" "Will they ever switch to clear packaging, and let us outright choose which ponies we want?"

Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, worldwide friendship is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.

We should thank our benefactors at Hasbro for giving us respite from leaving certain ponies unwanted. They have foil-wrapped the packaging and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion to pick and choose. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward trading our ponies with others, and giving those we may have multiples of to those who have none.

Let me assure you that the packaging will be made clear the day that we have mastered ourselves...the day we can prove we no longer need to pick and choose, but that we love ALL ponies. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand."

<<END BREENCAST>>
NTSC
#140241
1 year ago
Nice wordsmithing guys.
Facelessguru
#140245
1 year ago
@yenamuffin ... win
Anonymous
#140259
1 year ago
Do you know how much WIN is in this? Being a HL geek, yes, it is full of win.
Anonymous
#140398
1 year ago
>>12052 is a handy cheat sheet.