
| Anonymous #3521 1 year ago |
"Tired of knock-offs? Had it with fakes? We bring you the REAL THING! We don't use sham poo! Only the best poo will do!" |
| Calbeck #3548 1 year ago |
"Put this poo in water and BAM! Bubbles! Lookit that! Wash your scrawny flank clean, one swipe, BAM! That's amazing! But wait, that's not all you can do with it, oh no!" |
| Anonymous #3592 1 year ago |
"You'll be saying 'Wow' every time you use this poo! It's like a soap, it's like a moisturizer, it's like a conditioner! A regular poo doesn't work dry, this works wet or dry! This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV! Derpy & Johnson makes 12000 times it's volume in bubbles! Look at this! It does the work! Why do you want to scrub twice as hard? Doesn't splash, doesn't disappoint, wash it out, you wash away your troubles with this! Made in Equestria! You know the Equestrians always make good stuff! Here's some cola, wine, coffee, cola, pet stains. Not only is that damage gonna be on top, there's your mildew, that is gonna smell! Lookit this! You put it on the spill, wait a minute, without any scrubbing, 50% of the cola, right there! you following me camera guy? The other 50%, the color comes right out! No other poos gonna do that! It's like magic, and lookit this, virtually clean on the bottom! You're gonna spend $20 on soaps a month anyway! You're throwing your money away! The mini bottles are for everything, for everyday use! This cleans 10 cars, this cleans barely one! I don't know, it sells itself! The Derpy & Johnson products sell for $19.95! But you get 2 big and 2 little bottles! And lookit this, we'll give you a second set, absolutely free! But call now and you get the 'ShamWow'. You get 8 bottles of Derpy & Johnson for $19.95! But if you call within the next 20 minutes, cause ya'know we can't do this all day! Well throw in the 'ShamWow'! A $20 value, free! Just pay separate shipping and handling! Here's how to order!" "Call 1-800-786-7016! Call now to guarantee your free 'ShamWow'! And when you call, ask about our shutter cleaner! Call 1-800-786-7016! That's 1-800-786-7016! Call Now!" |
| Anonymous #3659 1 year ago |
This is so fucking extreme that it'll even absorb your fucking dog! |
| Anonymous #36028 1 year ago |
pinkie and derpy take a bath!
pinkie and derpy win! |
| Anonymous #102304 1 year ago |
OH SHI- |
| NTSC #102309 1 year ago |
Bubbles everywhere! |