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Pockysticks
#330751
11 months ago
heh

Mayor Mare
Anonymous
#330752
11 months ago
>Poniville
Anonymous
#330753
11 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous
#330755
11 months ago
^^FUCK GRAMMAR
Anonymous
#330758
11 months ago
Mayor Mare survived those two hundred years?
Anonymous
#330761
11 months ago
Ya know, if she now has the power to move the Sun (which is at the very least thousands of time heavier than Earth), you'd think she could turn things into gold...
PynkyPy
#330772
11 months ago
"Mayor Mare" is more of a title than a name.
Chronos_Pony
#330774
11 months ago
Either Mayor mare is also immortal or the Mare family has a long history of naming their female children Mayor. Regardless I believe that debt will either disappear or Mayor Mare will be forced to make court ordered appearance...on the moon.
Draconaes
#330780
11 months ago
"Since I trust and love you, I'm going to threaten you with a lawsuit! trolololol!"
Anonymous
#330809
11 months ago
Looks like we need a wacky scheme to raise all that money in three days!
Anonymous
#330816
11 months ago
@#330809

*cues Benny Hill music*
Shred_Hexstring
#330840
11 months ago
trollestia strikes again
Anonymous
#330962
11 months ago
^from the grave! now THAT is a troll :D
Iamunicorn
#330978
11 months ago
Dear Mayor Mare,

Enjoy the moon.

Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle
togashimenai
#330987
11 months ago
If Twilight doesn't pay, she'll get INSULTED?! Well, I guess that's about the best you can due vs. the new goddess.
LunaLoyalist18
#331032
11 months ago
Daaaaaammmm yooooouu trollestiaaaaaaaa
YetAnotherBrony
#331123
11 months ago
#Anon 330962: Can goddesses die in the conventional sense? I think that Celestia either "ascended to a higher plane of existence" or the classic "dissolve into particles of light and blow away in the wind". Which reminds me...who is Luna's successor?
d715
#331263
11 months ago
^
I think its a "if they die some other pony takes there place"
togashimenai
#331310
11 months ago
It doesn't say that Celestia died. She could have just retired or something.
alek4ever
#331372
11 months ago
SEND HER TO THE MOON!
Anonymous
#331446
11 months ago
To ascend to higher plane of existence when you are already a god means that you must be denied your physical and spiritual form and turn into something otherworldy if not something completely uncomprehendable or simply be leave the mortal world. You could say that it's some sort of death metaphysically speaking.
Anonymous
#331504
11 months ago
read it as "twilight princess" xD
Anonymous
#331646
11 months ago
but wait isnt she in control of the income?
Anonymous
#331666
11 months ago
^That's not how municipal expenses work.
BlacklightShining
#331970
11 months ago
Twilestia?
Cewilight?
Anonymous
#331983
11 months ago
To pay off the expenses, Equestria will have to invade another country for their natural resources.
zralf
#332039
11 months ago
but, the royal trasury is where most of the rent money will go to anyway, what does she care ?
Trombe
#332191
11 months ago
"...To the moon. Now. :T "
Anonymous
#334929
11 months ago
Dear Mayor Mare,

I will gladly pay the $1,020,000. However, I must inform you that this sum will count as income to the municipality of Ponyville, and as such, the town must pay duties on this income to the crown. Now, pursuant to the Reformed Equestrian Tax Code § K2.55.1.a, this income is considered to have been paid at the time promised, not from the time actually received, and the tax thereon owed from the tax period beginning 1000 CA.

Seeing that it is now 1200 CA, the interest owed on this sum is rather heafty. It has, in fact, exceeded the principal by several times and now comes out to about $2,772,647.47. Please pay this back tax by the next calender year, or you will be considered to be in default. Punishment includes several thousand years lunar exile, or indentured servitude (sexual class, leather type) to my personal harem.

Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
mycoid
#338603
11 months ago
@ #334929, you crazy man... I read the whole thing and lol'd
Anonymous
#378317
11 months ago
"Dear Mayor Mare,

I have magic nukes.

Princess Twilight Motherfucking Sparkle."
Anonymous
#385921
11 months ago
Dear Mayor Mare,

I would love to have this conversation in person. I will send an escort to Ponyville to pick you up. When you get here, I hope that we can have a splendid conversation over some delicious bananas.

Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle
Armada
#458437
10 months ago
So that would make Mayor Mare... What? Two-hundred-something years old?
RubberCactus
#789493
7 months ago
Someone is asking for a trip to the mooon...
Anonymous
#832737
6 months ago
^You bet...