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AppleDash
#225614
1 year ago
My explanation is that Pinkie Pie's nerves have some sort of magical myelin sheath that speeds up the messages transmitted to faster than the speed of light. This allows for precognition in the fact that she actually knew about it at the time, but the message traveled back in time allowing her to predict it. Then again, I am pretty drunk right now, so who knows.
Anonymous
#225630
1 year ago
It's magic.

Aint gotta explain shit.
suomynonA
#225636
1 year ago
Quite literally can't be explained.
DoctorDreidal
#225671
1 year ago
I always thought that it worked kind of like how old people can sometimes sense changes in barometric pressure. "My knee's achin', must be a storm brewin'."
Anonymous
#225726
1 year ago
^
I get that way too during stormy weather.
TBTabby
#225737
1 year ago
Arthritic people and people with old injuries can get that. It's because the change in pressure causes tissues in their joints to swell.
MilesAvius
#225966
1 year ago
Midi-Chlorians
Anonymous
#226579
1 year ago
...so don't try.

O'Reilly moral is ORLY?
Anonymous
#226597
1 year ago
THE ANSWER IS NANOMACHINES

IT'S THE ONLY FEASIBLE EXPLANATION
Anonymous
#226816
1 year ago
Sun goes up,
sun goes down.

You can't explain that.
Anonymous
#227115
1 year ago
So, if inexplicable phenomena prove the existence of God
And Lauren Faust is responsible for the creation of the inexplicable phenomenon
Lauren Faust is God?
Sounds about right.
Flaskgarg
#227120
1 year ago
No, Lauren Faust is God's God.
BGPony17
#227142
1 year ago
No, it's quite simple--Celestia's screwing with Twilight's head again.

Celestia knows Pinkie has a nervous tic, and so she "arranges" for weird things to happen whenever the pink pony has one of her attacks. The other ponies just assume Pinkie Pie is prescient, and never suspect the truth.
Anonymous
#311535
1 year ago
It's Pinkie Pie, she aint gotta explain shit.
Lockstep
#311544
1 year ago
@Flaskarg: Lauren Faust is responsible for Princess Celestia, after all.

Am I the only one who finds it funny that we're talking about a person named Faust possessing supernatural powers?