
| Anonymous #222343 1 year ago |
Close enough. |
| Anonymous #222345 1 year ago |
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| Anonymous #222365 1 year ago |
I don't know if anybody told you this. But REAL unicorns don't exist. |
| Anonymous #222408 1 year ago |
cartoon unicorns > real unicorns |
| Anonymous #222416 1 year ago |
yes they do, I heard from someone that somewhere in some museum there was a fossil of a unicorn found by some guy named something german sounding. a totally legit source of information |
| Flutterguy #222425 1 year ago |
And they don't look like horses that much, but rather a mix between a horse, a goat and a deer... Or a rhinoceros if you go by the description, the man who did it detailed his beheavior and his horn, but not his appearance that much |
| marioandsonic #222445 1 year ago |
@ 222365:
That's a lie. Everyone knows unicorns are just extinct. |
| Flutterguy #222465 1 year ago |
We also got Narwhals, like sea unicorn ponies
Shoo be doo, Shoo shoo be do |
| Anonymous #222473 1 year ago |
So sorry, we are all out of real unicorns, and we don't expect another shipment anytime soon. Perhaps you should try another store? Maybe there's one that will also supply your need for real pegasus, too. Good day. |
| Anonymous #222515 1 year ago |
lmfao @ people actually believing this shit |
| Anonymous #222530 1 year ago |
Real unicorns weren't horses. They were cattle. And they are extinct.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs |
| Anonymous #222545 1 year ago |
Don't worry Aurochs, you live on in our cattle...until you they become hamburgers |
| Anonymous #222854 1 year ago |
you will never see a real unicorn, but you CAN see a cartoon one, so it's a good trade |
| Flaskgarg #222858 1 year ago |
Aurochs have TWO horns, Sir/Ma'am!
TWO HORNS! One horn, or no deal! |
| Anonymous #223429 1 year ago |
what a ripoff! |
| Anonymous #223988 1 year ago |
Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. |
| Untamed #382004 11 months ago |
Get used to it |
| Anonymous #830121 6 months ago |
I dunno... I just can't seem to get a boner from the real unicorn. Maybe it's just because I'm not into bestiality. |