
| TenchiFreak5 #575436 9 months ago |
Tom, HOW COULD YOU!? |
| Anonymous #575438 9 months ago |
Smarty Pants, HOW COULD YOU?! |
| Anonymous #575439 9 months ago |
Why would Smarty do this to Big MacIntosh? I thought they had something special! |
| Anonymous #575443 9 months ago |
Why would Smarty want to have sex with Tom? Everyone knows Bic Mac is the second most hung pony alive. |
| TenchiFreak5 #575446 9 months ago |
@ 443:
*insert "Tom is as hard as a rock" joke here* |
| Anonymous #575625 9 months ago |
Meet Big Macintosh, a twenty-nine year old farm pony. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another....rock?
[Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, start breathin... [Eminem] Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin! While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!!!! |
| Anonymous #575677 9 months ago |
Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit? |
| Atiarotias #575781 9 months ago |
^^ OMG I remember that song... I might go find it |
| MaroonBunyip #575868 9 months ago |
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| Anonymous #575977 9 months ago |
Make gravel outta him, Big Mac! |
| Anonymous #576358 9 months ago |
Oh Conscience, now you've tempted me
--Meet Big Macintosh, a 29-year old farm pony. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his apple acres home, to find his doll in bed with another mineral.-- [Fluttershy] Alright, calm down. Relax and start breathing. [Applejack] Buck that Mac, you just caught this foal cheating! While you're at work, she's at home with some dumb rock? Buck slitting her throat, go buck that mare's head off! [Fluttershy] Wait, what if there's an explanation for this mess? [Applejack] What? She tripped, fell, rough edges tore off her dress? [Fluttershy] Alright Applejack, maybe she's right Big Mac, but think about the filly before you get all silly. [Applejack] Okay, thought about it. Still want to thrash her, pin her by the throat, get the filly and marenap her. That's what I did. Be smart, don't be a featherbrain. You gonna take advice from somepony who caused a plague? [Fluttershy] What did you say? [Applejack] Didn't think I'd remember? [Fluttershy] I will kill you motherbucker. [Applejack] Ah-Ah, temper temper. Miss quiet yay, Miss always afraid, Miss featherbrain coming to town with a parasprite plague, better make way! How in the hay are you gonna tell this colt not to be violent? [Fluttershy] Because he doesn't need to go the same route that I went. Been there, done that. Ah, buck it. What am I saying? Grind them both into slag, Kick their flanks Big Mac. |
| Anonymous #576367 9 months ago |
where is Tom's glasses? |
| Omegaknuckles #576506 9 months ago |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbw_BxDwdjk
I probably should've included this with the mile long post there. |
| Omegaknuckles #576509 9 months ago |
And skip to 3rd verse. |
| Omegaknuckles #576517 9 months ago |
I was also thinking of one with RD and AJ but I think I've pretty much played this one out enough. |
| Mushi #576894 9 months ago |
OTP |
| Anonymous #595076 9 months ago |
+1 rep Omegaknuckles |