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dragonSpike
#114009
1 year ago
HUZZAH! THE ROUTE TO EQUESTRIA HAS BEEN FOUND! GO FORTH, BRONIES!
PynkyPy
#114012
1 year ago
^ But it's in another cartoon universe....
MetalHooves
#114023
1 year ago
Maybe THEIR universe is in MY sofa! XD
Chipotle
#114028
1 year ago
Oh you silly PynkyPy, the portal to Equestria it's under every couch. Too bad that I'm at work now.
...
...
...
FUCK MY WORK!!!

*grabs car's keys and drive to home*
Anonymous
#114032
1 year ago
EVERYPONY CHECK THEIR SOFAS!
When we're lucky we find ponyville on the first try.
If we're not we have to go to serval other "fictional" ones to find this, to find our ponies.

Wait, I would never tell anypony if I found the Portal, Rule 34 would screw the place a bit up.
...
Just kidding.
I'm one of them.
Anonymous
#114035
1 year ago
DAMN YOU IKEA!! THERE'S NO PORTAL!

DAMN YOU TO HELL, YOU SWEDISH BASTARDS!!!!!!!
Anonymous
#114040
1 year ago
Aw... I checked my sofa but there only was the old portal to Middle Earth...

Bummer :(
sargesprinkles
#114047
1 year ago
comics written by a guy who's now a girl who wanted to "pet" his dog when he was a kid
Anonymous
#114048
1 year ago
WHY DON'T I HAVE A SOFA?!?!
Anonymous
#114053
1 year ago
GODDAMNIT, ALL I HAVE IS THE STUPID PORTAL TO NARNIA IN MY CLOSET! FUCKING JESUS LION!
Chipotle
#114060
1 year ago
^Get in the car!!!
Anonymous
#114063
1 year ago
^^
YOU GOT NARNIA?
STEAL THEIR MAGIC AND BREAK THE 4TH WALL, DO IT NOW!
Rogue-kun
#114067
1 year ago
Instead of Dad, Millie finds ponies!
Skipta
#114070
1 year ago
@Chipotle: LIMITED TIME OFFER. WON'T BE ACTIVE WHEN YOU GET HOME!

@Anon035: Like we'd waste our precious Portal-gun technology on something that cheap. Buy some proper antique oak furniture that'll last for generation after generation!
Chipotle
#114089
1 year ago
@Skipta FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*the front of the car just become an amount of twisted plastic and metal dyed in red by the blood of lots of pedestrians that dare to cross in the way*

I must... reach... HOME!!!
emdefmek
#114103
1 year ago
Shit, I only have a Futon.
VinylScratch
#114229
1 year ago
FUCK all I have is a world free of diseases, war, and misery but I still can't fucking find Equestria!
Chipotle
#114268
1 year ago
^Fuck that shit! We must find Equestria!
Anonymous
#114323
1 year ago
I FOUND IT!!! Oh wait... Nevermind it's just Celestia by herself. Just an infinite void of white with Celestia in it.
Sorry Celestia, it's all or nothing. I'll come back if I don't find Equestria in the next month. *closes cushions*
Chipotle
#114336
1 year ago
^Oh shit... I just found Trollestia and her fucking troll pet Philomena!

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE FUCKING BIRD!

Hey Trollestia... it's rape time!!!
Anonymous
#114415
1 year ago
Too bad Ozy and Millie is such a shitty ass comic.
PynkyPy
#114430
1 year ago
Chipotle, check you PM please. I sent a link.
Bishop
#115274
1 year ago
^^ Anon8, you obviously have no taste for a thoughtful and well-crafted story. Ozy and Millie was an excellent adventure that I still miss.
Anonymous
#115676
1 year ago
*The brony community suddenly gains thousands of dollars in resopnse to checking their sofas*
Anonymous
#115736
1 year ago
OH HOLY HELL!! Mine opened out into the world of the G3 Ponies! Burn it! *Molotovs*
FRiNKEL
#118462
1 year ago
I've found this portal a long, long time ago.
I've even seen the mane six during one of their stories.
However, be warned, once you come in, you're pony. Forever.

Ugh, it's impossible to type anything with these hooves.
Yarrik
#127664
1 year ago
My sofa doesn't have a Portal. :(