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VinylScratch
#107066
1 year ago
ALL COOL AND ALL SHOOTIN SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL
Anonymous
#107070
1 year ago
Seems legit.
Anonymous
#107120
1 year ago
WHEN A COUPLE OF PONIES WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKING IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND THE PRINCESS GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR DRAGON AND BOOKS TO PONYVILLE."
Anonymous
#107172
1 year ago
Now, this is the story about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit'n'chill
I'll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Ponyville

In west Phillydelphia born and raised
In the library was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-magic outside of school
When a couple of ponies
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my NEIGHborhood
I lost one little friend and my mentor got scared
She said 'You're movin' with a friend and a friend in Ponyville'

I begged and pleaded with her all that day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me a chariot.
So I woke up Spike and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking hot sauce out of a champagne class.
Is this what the ponies of Ponyville live like?
Hmmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the party, friends, food, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get uphill
I hope they're prepared for the princess of Ponyville

Well uh, the chariot landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like pink blob standed there with her mane all out
I ain't trying to get friends yet.
I just got here!
I said a word with some shyness, and like lightning she disappeared

I whistled for my home and when it was up in my grill
The door had light and it had books through the windowsill
If anything I can say that this tree was ill
But I thought 'Brony forget it' - 'Yo home to Ponyville'

I pulled up to the tree about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally chill
To sit on my throne as princess of Ponyville
Anonymous
#107178
1 year ago
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Sound_Mind
#107195
1 year ago
^Anon3: ALL OF MY INTERNETS! TAKE THEM
Anonymous
#107197
1 year ago
^Good one
Anonymous
#107335
1 year ago
Anon3: You have trouble with meter and cadence, don't you? Don't rap.
Anonymous
#107593
1 year ago
Grissom One Liner in Three...
Two...
One...
YEEEEEEAAAH!
Anonymous
#109719
1 year ago
Someone has to teach her about the world. If this keeps up, she's goingto have a really long weepathon when she realizes that the Holocaust happened... Which is the equivalent of watching the Titanic 100 times over and then some.
Jarntazecht
#221150
1 year ago
See it's funny because Derpy says her eyes are back to normal but while the hemorrhage may have cleared up her eyes will always be derpy so they're not back to normal at all.