
| GlitterGlue #512250 10 months ago |
I walked through the wildwood, and what did I see
But a unicorn with his horn stuck in a tree, Cryin’, “Someone please help me before it‘s too late.” I hollered, “I’ll free you.” He hollered back, “Wait -- How much will it hurt? How long will it take? Are you sure that my horn will not scratch, bend, or break? How hard will you pull? How much must I pay? Must you do it right now or is Wednesday okay? Have you done this before? Do you have the right tools? Have you graduated from horn-savin’ school? Will I owe you a favor? And what will it be? Do you promise that you will not damage the tree? Should I close my eyes? Should I sit down or stand? Do you have insurance? Have you washed your hands? And after you free me -- tell me what then? Can you guarantee I won’t get stuck again? Tell me when. Tell me how. Tell me why. Tell me where...” I guess that he’s still sittin’ there. |
| geacu #512262 10 months ago |
no! not fluttershy! whyd ya do it blueblood?! |
| HeinousActsZX #512263 10 months ago |
Oh, BOO HOO. Lemme play ya a sad song on the world's smallest violin! |
| NightJack #512265 10 months ago |
^ Better yet, make a violin form his horn. |
| Anonymous #512269 10 months ago |
Oh wait, he's really stuck, let me laugh harder. |
| Jackarunda #512311 10 months ago |
Shel Silverstein has been my favorite poet for my entire life |
| Anonymous #512529 10 months ago |
I'd help him... |
| Calbeck #512546 10 months ago |
Whatta dipstick. -:D |
| Anonymous #512675 10 months ago |
Looks like we're going to have to amputate that horn...
It's the only way we can save Fluttershy. ... And Blueblood... I guess. |
| Anonymous #512748 10 months ago |
I walked through the wildwood, and what did I see
But a unicorn with his horn stuck in a tree, Cryin’, “Someone plea-" THEN I COLD-COCKED THAT SON OF A BITCH! HORSES DON'T TALK. |
| GlitterGlue #512996 10 months ago |
Sure, whatever. And, you know, unicorns don't exist, but I guess it's the talking that throws you. |
| Anonymous #513172 10 months ago |
"Oh ho ho! This just makes it so much easier to shoot you!" |
| Xuncu #513867 10 months ago |
*swift kick to Blueblood's ass* |
| ChickNeighney #514116 10 months ago |
I'd probably laugh at him first, but I'd still help him out. |
| sodomitor #514226 10 months ago |
^^^^^^^^^
Love and tolerance my ass. YOu all assholes. I'll help him. Because that's what good ponies do. |
| Deceptive_Trixter #514520 10 months ago |
You must pull the horn from the tree then you can become king. |
| Homfrog #526258 9 months ago |
Poor guy. |
| Anonymous #526262 9 months ago |
His horn is spiral, right? You simply grab him and turn him in the appropriate direction, unscrewing him from the tree. |
| Anonymous #548946 9 months ago |
^That was a very amusing mental image... |
| Anonymous #572448 9 months ago |
So... anyone here want to bother mentioning the hidden meaning or should I just keep it to myself? |
| Foric #942240 5 months ago |
id probably free him but not before stating *karma's a bitch, ain't it blueblood?* |
| TheGlueFactory #948240 5 months ago |
I'd help get him unstuck.
*pulls out a saw* This may hurt though. |
| TheGlueFactory #1462044 3 weeks ago |
Hey Prince Blueblood! I brought a "friend" to help you get out. Meet Pinkamina Diane Pie!
Prince Blueblood: *uproots the entire tree, and runs away in terror* |
| Wafflecannon #1462057 3 weeks ago |
It kinda makes me wonder what breaking a horn would do to a unicorn. Does the horn even have nerve endings? |
| Zombie_Trotsky #1462059 3 weeks ago |
^ I suspect the horn itself would be like your fingernail. Nothing affecting it would hurt you unless it was taken off through force. |