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Anonymous
#131239
1 year ago
noooooo....no...no highly unlikely
Anonymous
#131242
1 year ago
best flyer mothering the worst flyer
Wrongness
#131251
1 year ago
Mother or "mother" cause if she carried her and still somehow needs a dna test then Dash may also need brain surgery.
Bongo
#131252
1 year ago
Blue Body and Rainbow Mane = Orange Body and Purple Mane?
Anonymous
#131254
1 year ago
Dash: I don't remember being pregnant but whatever, can't argue with DNA
Anonymous
#131255
1 year ago
burgandy^!!!!!
Parable
#131257
1 year ago
.... Whose the father?
AxlCrash31
#131259
1 year ago
but.. but.... Who the hell is the father?
Wrongness
#131261
1 year ago
@Bongo Have you seen Pinkies parents? Or Twilights?
Anonymous
#131265
1 year ago
I don't get it how can scootaloo be the mother? I thought she was just a child.
BB
#131270
1 year ago
wait.... how could she possibly not know she was the mother?
Anonymous
#131271
1 year ago
lolol win you now own 3 live choose do do wat you please with them^
DR_SHRUBBERY
#131278
1 year ago
word of god said she wouldn't be the type to be a good big sister.

says nothing about being a bad mother.
Anonymous
#131284
1 year ago
no meme please no meme
Kokopure
#131286
1 year ago
given scoots' color, I surmise that Appledash is the father.
Kokopure
#131287
1 year ago
Applejack*, orz.
HalcyonAndroid
#131290
1 year ago
that red guy is the father then?
Tibberly
#131292
1 year ago
I suppose if she gave her up for adoption at birth, and only got a glimpse of her coloring, she might not've been sure that Scootaloo was really her kid when she bumped into her in Ponyville . . .
StreakTheFox
#131293
1 year ago
@Wrongness yes, in fact we have seen twilight's parents.
Look back to episode 23, and go to the story of how Twilight got her cutie mark. There they are, right there.
Wrongness
#131299
1 year ago
I was pointing out that Children in Equestria seem to only rarely inherit their parents coloring.
Anonymous
#131303
1 year ago
he was say who they were different colors then thier children
Aurora_Moon
#131358
1 year ago
i support this possibility. except...with the 'father' being Fluttershy.

inb4buttwogirlscantmakeababy.

magic makes it possible. duh.
Anonymous
#131362
1 year ago
Reminds me of that one Paroy movie of mob movies.

Yeah, thats about all i remember of that.
Anonymous
#131371
1 year ago
Bleh, no just no.
Anonymous
#131383
1 year ago
beeeep bee beeep beep bepp beeeeee
Anonymous
#131387
1 year ago
the father is some other athletic, competitive stallion that dash met and fell in love with in cloudsdale before nightmare moon's defeat. She never mentions him to her friends because she wants to seem tough and independent. He's kinda the same way, so their relationship is a bit on-the-down-low. Well, it WAS on the down low until someone straight-up asked where the hell scootaloo came from and ran DNA tests. Now the jig is up. Oh well, we still love you rainbow dash.
Kriegs
#131457
1 year ago
Rainbow Dash hocked a few eggs for some quick cash back in college (before ditching college because People House lied to her about wackiness/laziness tolerance by school administrations). Scoots's mother was infertile and got one of Dash's eggs.

Scoots loves her family dear but can't help but feel something's missing in her life. One day she bumps into Rainbow Dash, co-planet-saver, speed witch, and all around awesome pegasus. One day Scoots finally asks if Rainbow Dash is her biological mother, tests are done, and revelations most astonishing ensue.

Now Scootaloo's family is one larger and Rainbow Dash has the daughter/cousin/little sister she's always wanted to show the finer points of floatin' and prankin'.
Aurora_Moon
#131493
1 year ago
Kriegs...now what if the one who fertilized that egg was Dash's father? >.< HAHAHAHA! sorry. i have a twisted sense of humor. that would be quite awkward, though.
Anonymous
#131585
1 year ago
Ponies can't have baby chickens....
MyLittleJosieph
#131591
1 year ago
And the father is...Pinkie Pie?
Anonymous
#131776
1 year ago
The father is that red guy.
Southern_Hospitality
#131893
1 year ago
The father is cartman's mom
Anonymous
#131900
1 year ago
Dash is the fucking father. That's what.
P0ny_brigade
#131928
1 year ago
Did she Asexually Bud? I mean unless there was a colt back when dash was more confused...
Anonymous
#131951
1 year ago
BUT WHO IS FATHER?
Anonymous
#132007
1 year ago
Pony genetics are very complicated
Sound_Mind
#132012
1 year ago
Dusting off an old joke: How is babby formed?
Jackalovski
#132109
1 year ago
@Sound_Mind I wrote a fanfic saying they were all made by princess celestia but the parents had to find the ingredients. Pegasi made from feathers, unicorns made from gems and earth ponies made from rocks... hence pinky pies rock farm.
Jackalovski
#132116
1 year ago
also... how drunk do you have to be to not know you're the MOTHER O__o' ??? 9month roofie-fuled binge!
Anonymous
#133101
1 year ago
Simply put, and what is being implied by this that everyone is overlooking is that rainbowdash has a penis, it's the only logical explanation. I mean anyone would know if they were pregnant.
Anonymous
#189899
1 year ago
^ Hermaphrodash!?
Anonymous
#260415
1 year ago
Father would be Applejack
Because tomboy + tomboy = moar tomboy;
what a surprise
Anonymous
#297528
1 year ago
I'm surprised no one's considered the possibility that Dash can reproduce asexually.
Anonymous
#300163
1 year ago
#131265

I loled
Anonymous
#828358
6 months ago
"ISN'T SCOOTALOO TOO YOUNG TO BE THE MOTHER!? D:" <--- Derp.
Anonymous
#1151688
3 months ago
Awww.... I find it a very cute idea. I think they should have a Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash episode soon.