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Anonymous
#98059
1 year ago
I..... I don't know if trolling...... and I normally can detect trolls from miles away.....
Anonymous
#98064
1 year ago
...Thanks for reminding us.
Anonymous
#98077
1 year ago
Way to keep my dreams in check, internet. Why do you give me anything to begin with?
Anonymous
#98080
1 year ago
If this isn't trolling, it sure as hell is taunting.

Damn, that Pinkie scenario sounds nice.
Anonymous
#98081
1 year ago
I will never. And I'm glad.
Anonymous
#98117
1 year ago
Why does only the Luna one have a soul crushing reality ending to it?
Anonymous
#98122
1 year ago
this is a form of torture
Anonymous
#98123
1 year ago
^ 'cuz it's Luna.
Anonymous
#98147
1 year ago
^So Trollestia wrote all this?
Anonymous
#98196
1 year ago
Anonymous
#98254
1 year ago
Ponies will never play Pokemon with their drunk friends at three in the morning while simultaneously anticipating and dreading the uncertain future.

They will never talk about Shakespeare, discuss Tchaikovsky or know the savage pleasure of saying "FUCK THAT FUCKING FUCKER" at the top of their lungs.

Ponies will never twiddle their thumbs, thumb their nose at someone, give the thumbs up, thumbs down, thumb through a paperback or keep anything under their thumbs.

Ponies will never find God, lose God, kill God, invent God, upgrade God, marry God or split God into a million different little gods.

Ponies will never sing the blues because, after all, they're fucking ponies and what do they have to be blue about? Ponies don't have heavy metal because, after all, they're fucking ponies and they wouldn't know brutal if it hit them in the face.

Ponies don't have Mozart, Langston Hughes, Etta James, Stevie Wonder, Lamb of God, Stevie Nix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Mastodon, Steve Vai or Andrea Bocelli.

Ponies don't have movies. They have never got drunk and put on a bad movie just to laugh at it. They've never put on a movie from their childhood and nostalgia'd like a motherfucker. They've never seen Blazing Saddles, Toy Story, Spirited Away, The Wall, A Clockwork Orange or Citizen Kane.

Ponies are cool, but I'm just fine being human.
CranialHeartache
#98256
1 year ago
This is really good. It gives me something to fantasize.
Anonymous
#98273
1 year ago
^^ The obvious solution is to build a device to hybridize all Universes into a single Megaverse, so we can enjoy these fantasies while granting the denizens of Cartoonverses all those crazy things we enjoy.
Anonymous
#98309
1 year ago
^Good idea Anon. Now how shall we go about this?
Anonymous
#98596
1 year ago
I have a better idea, we shall built a matrioska brain and then make all of us become part of it.

This shall make these world real so we can go there, making the experience be the same as if they had really happened.
Isshiki_Kotonashi
#98912
1 year ago
I approve of this image
Anonymous
#98925
1 year ago
At least there are lucid dreams.
Anonymous
#99577
1 year ago
Nor will you ever get a chance to sleep with a movie star, Anon.

Fantasies are inherently unobtainable, so why can't they be as fantastical as possible?
MetalHooves
#99737
1 year ago
This post has no effect on me, as I have long since come to accept that I will most likely die from self inflicted alcohol poisoning, cold and alone, in a dark, empty room.

Or in a sword fight. Sword fights are cool.
Anonymous
#99932
1 year ago
Reality check. Needed that.
Anonymous
#99946
1 year ago
But it's still so nice to think about. Esp. Pinkie.