
| Noise #233685 1 year ago |
You may have seen this on 4chan |
| Anonymous #234878 1 year ago |
Scootaloo's chaotic search for her cutie mark eventually catapulted Equestria into a new age of technological innovation. She was indirectly responsible for the development of cold fusion, space travel, terraforming, gene therapy, microsurgery, and quantum computing. Unfortunately, she never discovered for herself the one talent that truly defined her. She died at the ripe old age of 42 of complications from broken bones sustained during an attempt to pole-vault over a ravine with her walker. She may have had a blank flank, but thousands attended her funeral, and President Luna declared a holiday in her honor. |
| SkinnyT #235908 1 year ago |
Ok, I...w-what? |
| Kriegs #236112 1 year ago |
Ground control to Scootaloo,
Ground control to Scootaloo, Eat your chicken feed and in the ship get you (Ten, nine, eight) Ground control to Scootaloo, (Seven, six, five) Commencing countdown, engines on (Four, three, two, one) Check ignition, Celestia be with you (Liftoff!) This is ground control to Scootaloo, You've really made the grade And the papers want to know your cutie mark Now it's time to leave the capsule on a lark This is Scootaloo to ground control I'm flapping through the door And I'm floating in a most familiar way And Luna is looking different Today! For here am I, flapping near a tin can Far above the world Canterlot is blue And there's nothing I can do Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell Rainbow I like her very much (She knows!) Ground control to Scootaloo, Your circuit's dead, there's something screwed! Can you hear me, Scootaloo? Can you hear me, Scootaloo? Can you hear me, Scootaloo? Can you Here am I, flapping in my tin can Far above the moon Luna sure is blue Is Fluttershy stuck up here too? |
| Ian #310541 1 year ago |
These comments are awesome |