
| Anonymous #510765 10 months ago |
I CAN STILL CUDDLE YOU LIKE YOU ARE....
HOODIE WEARING GUY HOLDING A TOWL! |
| gillnavisingh #510766 10 months ago |
Too... Much... Sad...
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| Delicioussharkat #510770 10 months ago |
Sad day |
| ChickNeighney #510776 10 months ago |
That's exactly why it's so sad, Little Miss Dash. |
| Anonymous #510778 10 months ago |
would you move to toontown to meet your pony waifu |
| Anonymous #510782 10 months ago |
LIES |
| Shaky #510788 10 months ago |
Reality is a bitch. |
| gashunk #510789 10 months ago |
FUCK YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU REAL
BUT WITH LASER EYES AND MISSILES FOR LEGS IT'S GONNA BE NEAT |
| Glord #510791 10 months ago |
GODDAMNIT!
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| JP #510798 10 months ago |
Then what's on the couch...
*looks at the couch* ...it's empty? OH NO! I'M AWAKE! NO NONONO! I CAN'T BE AWAKE! |
| Hakar #510825 10 months ago |
Reality is over-rated. |
| mysterypony #510832 10 months ago |
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| Anonymous #510835 10 months ago |
Well looks like your real enough now
http://www.ebay.com/itm/170703151061?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649 |
| Sevireth #510836 10 months ago |
You have a name, personality, friends and fans. You're real enough. |
| Untamed #510859 10 months ago |
^This |
| RAMMSTEIN45 #510864 10 months ago |
SHUT UP! |
| Daichi #510868 10 months ago |
No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's not true! I refuse to believe this! I REJECT YOUR REALITY, AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN! |
| thatguy #510888 10 months ago |
Fluttercry.png |
| Anonymous #510914 10 months ago |
i would be horrified if they were real |
| Sevireth #510916 10 months ago |
^
they think the same about you |
| Anonymous #510924 10 months ago |
Yes, I know he's not real, Rainbow, but I'm sure Fluttershy can give you a towel-hug instead. |
| Anonymous #510942 10 months ago |
Reality can be multiple choice, just ask Philip K. Dick. |
| BlueYoshi #510944 10 months ago |
(sadface) |
| Anonymous #510955 10 months ago |
Oh OP, you silly. Now get a fuckin' heart and an imagination and you might go far in life. |
| Anonymous #510962 10 months ago |
A Man Can Dream |
| Anonymous #511036 10 months ago |
^
^Hey, I'm just as sad as you are. :( |
| MrNitpick #511081 10 months ago |
You have too much free time.
COOL! Now it's your turn to say something obvious =3 |
| Shout #511087 10 months ago |
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CARTOON. YOU ARE ALL MANCHILDREN. |
| ChickNeighney #511092 10 months ago |
What seems to be your problem? |
| Anonymous #511225 10 months ago |
Well, I am not real neither so it's fi |
| Anonymous #511274 10 months ago |
Actually, it's good that they (ponies) are not real.
We humans would kill them, intentionally or accidentally. |
| Anonymous #511297 10 months ago |
MY UNIVERSE HAS BEEN TORN ASUNDER WITH THIS TRUTH! I'M OFF TO KILL MYSELF IN THE SLOWEST MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE!
Oh wait it's just trolling. @274 Probably is bizzare sexual accidents lol MANCHILD AWAY *flies off |
| Anonymous #511322 10 months ago |
I know it, Dash. And I try to cope with it every day. You are too beautiful for this grim existence of hatred and lies we like to call 'reality'. Maybe in death we can unite with you in another place, a better place. But not here and not now. We'll wait.
I hope you are waiting for us too. ...Dammit, I made it sound creepy. I mean, hope we can hang out and shit, you know. Someday. Someday... |
| Anonymous #511327 10 months ago |
Fuck your theory!
I have drugs. |
| Anonymous #511355 10 months ago |
You shut your filthy lying whore mouth and go back to being adorable this instant, Rainbow Dash! |
| Lola_Del_Rio #511366 10 months ago |
MURDER |
| Anonymous #511439 10 months ago |
@511297: No. We don't even give humans rights. Would we give rights to sentient ponies?
We'd nuke Equestria. |
| Anonymous #511601 10 months ago |
NO U, MOTHERFUCKER. |
| Anonymous #511725 10 months ago |
You may not be able to point at Rainbow Dash, but you can point at things that Rainbow Dash has made 20% cooler. So Dash is real, even if she isn't concrete, physically extant, or however you want to say it. |
| Anonymous #511898 10 months ago |
You're not real?
Well, DUH!!!! |
| Anonymous #512386 10 months ago |
What's depressing about Rainbow Dash not being real? That means she's a product of collective imagination and cannot die. |
| Chipotle #512500 10 months ago |
And who says that we're real and not the product of the imagination of another life form?
I will believe anything that I want to believe. If I want to believe that I'm hugging a filly Dashie then it's real for me. That's all. |
| Anonymous #513158 10 months ago |
That's why we have alcohol. |
| Anonymous #513828 10 months ago |
Chyeah right, filly Rainbow Dash. I don't believe you. ANd once I finally catch that fucking leprechaun I will prove to you that you exist. |
| Wisdom_of_Yay #519565 10 months ago |
Man... I'd love to be unreal... T_T |
| Cockonut #529319 9 months ago |
This made me cry. |
| mdalsted #546942 9 months ago |
Filly Dash: ...(tearing up)...but I WANT to be real! (hugs owner, burying her face in his chest) I don't wanna be alone again!
(May seem OOC, but then, this is a very young Rainbow Dash.) |
| Anonymous #575054 9 months ago |
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?! |
| Anonymous #598919 9 months ago |
#575054
Ubernoober? |
| Anonymous #680269 8 months ago |
TRUTH. IT BURNS US?! |
| Anonymous #714442 7 months ago |
*cries eyes out* |
| Anonymous #754232 7 months ago |
Your not real but your still the only one who listen's to me |
| NiteFlame #769668 7 months ago |
you can always believe that the good and faithful die and get reincarnated as one of the wonderful ponies in Equestria |
| Anonymous #826281 6 months ago |
Best line to follow that would be "I know, that's why I'm so sad." |
| Bernoullis_Principle #845715 6 months ago |
Boy these comments are entertaining. :D |
| Anonymous #845722 6 months ago |
NO WAY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT! |
| Anonymous #908190 5 months ago |
*cuts off Mouth of Sauron's head*
I do not believe it! I will not... |