
| SenatorSufficient #611667 9 months ago |
I can't find a point to this. |
| Takanuva #611674 9 months ago |
Well, you see, Senator, Santa is... well... uhhhhhhhh...
Yeah, I got nuthin'. |
| Azarias #611682 9 months ago |
I wonder if Santa is actually this awesome.
Whatever, headcanon'd. |
| Anonymous #611683 9 months ago |
Santa is a Roman god that controls time?
Mind = Blown |
| Cyanfunk #611686 9 months ago |
I bet the pony version of Santa is Luna and Celestia's dad. |
| BackgroundPony17 #611812 9 months ago |
Saint Nicholas would not approve, but who knows how Equestria works? |
| ryebread #611976 9 months ago |
And eating his own children!
Actually that was Kronos, his greek counterpart. When the Romans took over, they mixed their own stuff in. |
| Anonymous #612250 9 months ago |
Since Equestria is known for its insanity, I say they're version of Santa Claus is more like The Netherlands: Sinterklaas.
"I kidnap bad children under the cover of night with my trusty black slaves!" Netherlands, please stay crazy. |
| Blockhead134 #613497 9 months ago |
KRONOS (Saturn) WAS A TITAN NOT A GOD YOU FOALS! |
| Anonymous #614033 9 months ago |
Santa also does battle with the frozen hordes of Ithaqua, the wind walker. By defeating him every year he ensures a warm summer and a plentiful harvest.
And now you know, and knowing is half the battle. |
| Anonymous #614756 9 months ago |
@497 A Titan is a god, an older order of gods are called the Titans and the younger ones are called Olympians. |