1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,100 [ Song: Mitch Murder - Lit ] 2 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:16,940 (EARRAPE INTENSIFIES) 3 00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:18,620 How's it going bros? 4 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:20,620 How's it going bros? 5 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:23,120 This is PeeewDiePie 6 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,520 *OMG Pewds, you're back!* 7 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:32,739 (flashbacks of Vietnam war) 8 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:34,180 I found this website. 9 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,500 I- I think you may have heard about it 10 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:42,780 I'm standing like this because if I turn it up you can see the ceiling but then you see my- 11 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:45,140 I need flatter hair. 12 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:46,160 I think that's the problem here 13 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:47,620 this hair... 14 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,779 *Remembers all the bad haircuts he ever had* 15 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:53,340 There's a website called Fiverr 16 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,620 Where you basically can ask anyone, for anything. 17 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:58,440 For 5 dollars. 18 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:00,519 Now I heard about this website long ago 19 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:06,200 Basically people design your logotype for 5 bucks, y'know if you're just a freelancing designer.. 20 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,000 you wanna make 5 bucks? shit out a logo you know 21 00:01:09,220 --> 00:01:10,840 And people will pay you for it 22 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:16,260 It's the kind of thing that- it's the kind of job that, literally, it takes 0 skill 23 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,240 But people have less than 0 skill 24 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:21,380 So they will pay 5 bucks for you to do that 25 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:25,000 And I know what you're thinking; "Oh Pewds you're making fun of graphics artists" 26 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:26,420 No, no no, no, no! 27 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,620 You can find templates. 28 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:31,340 "Hey look, I want a website, design it, I want-" 29 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,620 Oh that's pretty cool. 30 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:36,800 Basically all you do is hit up that DevianArt. 31 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,860 You download what someone else did 32 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:40,360 open that shit in photoshop 33 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:44,020 and bam! you can now charge people five bucks on Fiverr 34 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:46,339 *High quality sound effect of phone ringing* 35 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:47,100 Wha? 36 00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:47,780 What's that? 37 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:52,899 Jacksepticeye? You need a new logo? Oh, I got you. 38 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:58,360 *Intense photoshop creating* 39 00:01:58,380 --> 00:01:58,880 Done! 40 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,340 Wow! 41 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:05,800 But anyway, Fiverr now has decided that this kind of work, is not enough 42 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:06,980 They need more! 43 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:10,240 So they've expanded into pretty much, fucking everything. 44 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,640 It was a huh, blessfull moment, when I discovered this, 45 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:16,880 Oh you might seen- see these on Facebook aswell 46 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:19,600 "Cartoon yourself, [Shouts] 10 BUCKS!!" 47 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:21,680 [Shouts] TENNN BUUCKSS!! 48 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,640 dude that's pretty fucking COOL 49 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:29,180 10 bucks and your profile picture will fucking look so fucking good. 50 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:31,920 I think that's gotta be one of the top sellers. 51 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:36,880 Now as mentioned you can go into fucking "Digital Marketing" 52 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,520 "Writing & Translation" 53 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,940 Video Animation 54 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,579 "Music & Audio" 55 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:42,720 "Programming & Tech" 56 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,140 "Advertising" 57 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,320 And then... 58 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,180 We have the low of the low. 59 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:49,080 The scrapping of the bottom. 60 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,500 "Fun & Lifestyle" 61 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:57,020 And let me tell you, it was a blessfull moment when I discovered "Fun & Lifestyle" 62 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:03,200 Because it's basically just become " I'll do pretty much anything you want for five bucks" 63 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,560 They even have a category called "Celebrity Impressions" 64 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,880 But my favourite is "Your message on..." 65 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:14,520 Where these guys, for example, will paint your message on my body and dance in the jungle 66 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,799 "Exclusive on Fiverr for 5 dollars" 67 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:33,040 First of all that's a shitty-ass jungle, is that even a jungle? 68 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,520 I mean, Sweden looks like that. 69 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,800 They do all kinds of shit. 70 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,460 "Hey you want a depressing happy birthday song? In the jungle?" 71 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,640 (oh) In the water? 72 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,020 *Flashbacks to bad birthdays* 73 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,720 You can pay extra for; 74 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:57,500 "Color Print", "Hand Drawn", "1080p", that's gotta be 8 pounds extra, or "Use Your Own Idea", 15 pounds. 75 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:58,800 Great. 76 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,500 We can have Jesus deliver a birthday message 77 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,359 [Choir] Jesuuuuusssss 78 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,780 [Choir still singing in the background] Jesus; "Hello, It's me" (I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet) 79 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,540 [laughs] What the fuck? 80 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:12,019 We can have Donald Trump call whoever you want. 81 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:19,260 @realDonaldTrump; "This is Donald J. Trump, how are you?. Now listen, we gotta talk turkey, excuse me, we gotta talk turkey" 82 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:19,980 [laughs] 83 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:22,359 Woah woah, what the fuck? 84 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,920 "I will finish any Mathlab Webassign task" 85 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,620 You can literally cheat at school *mindblown* 86 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:32,580 Mathlab, was the fucking worst thing I have ever studied in my life. 87 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,620 It´s basically programming, math curves 88 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:38,500 I think Mathlab is what made me want to quit college. 89 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,640 I was like; "this is not worth it" 90 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:42,940 Fucking hated Mathlab! 91 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,040 Alright, we'll start with her, order now 92 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:45,680 Yeh I'll PayPal 93 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:53,240 "program a graph that looks like a dick" 94 00:04:54,580 --> 00:04:55,099 [More Loading] 95 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,099 Done! [Laughs] 96 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:01,159 When do we get hit? 4 days!?? Ah shit alright I'll do a couple 97 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:05,020 (...) 98 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,780 Well I definitely has to- have to order this one. 99 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:14,520 Listen, alright, before everyone starts judging me: they get paid, they wanna do this so don't be all like; 100 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,940 "Oh PewDiePie has money so he makes other people do weird shit" 101 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:17,560 Alright? 102 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:21,340 I'm sure they are more than happy by the fact that I'm helping their business. 103 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,640 I am supporting businesses right now, okay? 104 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,260 Here we go. 105 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,180 "Sign to be hold" 106 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,419 "death to all j- 107 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:34,500 "Tell us how to pronounce your given message" 108 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:36,460 sub 109 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:39,060 scruibe 110 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:40,640 2 111 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:43,460 keeeeeem 112 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,320 staaaaar 113 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:49,880 Let's have Jesus order something! 114 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:51,880 "Jesus, up in heaven" 115 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,100 Okay, alright 116 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:54,419 We can get the basic 117 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:56,440 Standard, or Premium 118 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:58,700 I think I'll go, with "basic" 119 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:00,800 I want Jesus to say 120 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:15,679 *What Star Wars sounds like in heaven* 121 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,200 Deliver this message; like a dick 122 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,380 Done! 123 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:27,220 Wow, wow, wow!! 124 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:31,000 "I will do any crazy and bizarre challenge you want" 125 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,180 "Drink bleach" 126 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,240 [laughter] 127 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:44,799 "I will play Hearthstone with you 3 times" 128 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:47,220 "We can play and chat during the game!" 129 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:55,060 "I love playing Heartstone and it's even better when I get paye- I mean, even better to play with someone" 130 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:55,680 That's it. 131 00:06:55,860 --> 00:07:02,440 Yeh, obviously, I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to go with this one. [laughs] 132 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:07,480 "Hi, can we play Roblox instead?" 133 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:11,580 "I will teach you to sing in hebrew for fun" 134 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,340 Huh, alright, that sounds fun 135 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:17,119 "What would you like to sing about?" 136 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,480 "I wanna sing good" 137 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:25,400 I will make you look sexier on your pictures [laughs] 138 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:26,960 Hell yeah!! 139 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:31,580 I need that one! Jesus Christ dude, that's like a different person. 140 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:37,340 Okay "please enhance my body" 141 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:42,860 Alright, I would love to spend my money on this place all day, but I think that's it for now. 142 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:46,240 So let's wait a couple days and see what happens 143 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:53,000 [Elevator Music] *A few days later* 144 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:53,800 *TIME TRAVEL* 145 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:55,780 Alright there! [takes a loud sip of his drink] 146 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:56,700 *bonk* 147 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:58,340 It's been a few days 148 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,060 All the Fiverr stuff should be now finished 149 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,180 I am really excited to see if they delivered 150 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,280 Oh no, okay. 151 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:13,740 "Thank you for your interest in my gig" "-When you order you should send questions attached in a file" 152 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,059 But I... I wrote it down 153 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:27,360 [Sad Music] "Remember that if you will use abusive language than will be forward to support team where we can learn how to-" 154 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,520 Write proper grammar (#Roasted) 155 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,920 What's wrong with making a graph that looks like a dick? 156 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,100 well look, right 157 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:39,079 You know what I bet I can just google it, I don't need fucking Mathlab. There you go. 158 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,720 Alright, hopefully someone else delivered. 159 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:43,600 Socialchrist delivered, thank god 160 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,800 Payed 8 bucks for this. 161 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:52,800 "Hi this is Jesus, and I just wanted to say, subscribe to my favourite channel on Youtube; Jack spedicy 2" 162 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,280 [LOL] 163 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,660 How did you fuck that up?! I never heard some- 164 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,540 "jack spedicy" 165 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:05,020 "Pronunciations are your responsibility, make sure I understand them. Please!" 166 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:09,319 Well I didn't know you were a illiterate bastard Jesus. Jesus christ! (literally) 167 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:14,839 "Jack spedicy 2. I love jack spedicy 2 more than PewDiePie" 168 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:16,540 "Bless be with you" 169 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:17,880 "Jesus out" 170 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:19,220 *Realistic smokebomb* 171 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:23,960 I asked him to do a smokebomb [laughs] 172 00:09:24,260 --> 00:09:25,939 Fiverr. This is the best! 173 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,020 "Jack spedi- Jack spedicy" 174 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:34,800 Jesus; "Jack spedicy 2. [ECHO] I love Jack spedicy more than PewDiePie 175 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:39,760 Jack spedicy, you heard it here it here first folks, JACK SPIDICY 176 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,800 TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACK SPIDICY 177 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:47,839 Alright, well I'm leaving a big fat tip on this one, this is amazing, wow! 178 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:50,680 I asked to photoshop myself to look sexy. (impossible) 179 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,459 "I just uploaded a temporary file to stop my timer because I don´t want to have any late deliveries" 180 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,080 (triggered pewds) Well try and deliver next time! 181 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,360 What the fuck is this? 182 00:09:58,460 --> 00:09:59,500 I want my money back! 183 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:02,620 "Teach how to pray and sing in hebrew" 184 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:07,240 "Hello and today we are going to- " 185 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:23,860 "that one says it in your english right? and just ehm, to see whats the significance of each word. So first of all Ale'l (sorry I dont speak Hebrew lol) 186 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:25,580 "..wonderful word- " 187 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:35,400 Okay well that was a fucking waste of time Money and time, jesus. Can someone please deliver? 188 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:39,579 manto211 "play heartstone with you 3 times" 189 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,580 "Hi can we play roblox instead?" 190 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,980 "Hello, no sorry just Hearthstone" 191 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,080 WELL THEN LEARN TO PLAY GOOD GAMES 192 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:53,420 "l2 pley gud games, nerd" 193 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:54,160 Got em' 194 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,959 What is this? Jack spedekticeye is the best thing I got. 195 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,920 Funnyguys.. please! Deliver! 196 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,200 The fuck is this? 197 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,620 I payed for this? 198 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:20,660 what? 199 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,120 What's with the christma- 200 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:25,920 I like the editing 201 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:33,220 *At this moment, Pewds knew, he fucked up.* 202 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:35,220 *trying to hide a smile from triggered SJWs* 203 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,880 ♥Subscribe To Keemstar♥ 204 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,180 bitch wouldn't play roblox with me 205 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,160 but these guys wrote.. 206 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:20,140 I am sorry, I didn't think they would actually do it, I feel partially responsible but just- I didn't think they would actually do it... 207 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:26,719 I mean I got to give them 5 stars for an outstanding experience, because atleast they did what I asked. 208 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:30,120 Well, that has been Fiverr... what an experience 209 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:30,960 wow! 210 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,060 I didn't expect that 211 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:36,320 Let me know if I should do more of these 212 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,320 Leave a like I guess 213 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:40,920 I don't feel good, I don't feel too proud of this 214 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:47,000 I'm not gonna lie, like I'm not anti-semitic or whatever it's called, so don't get the wrong idea. 215 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:54,860 It was a funny meme, and I didn't think it would work, ok? You can't hold me- The Verge! please! stop! 216 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:59,100 Stop no! I swear! I love Jews! I love em'. 217 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,439 *quality music* 218 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:06,359 Check out this video, it's similar to this one, I guess 219 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:12,680 If you watch another video you support me on what I do, so I appreciate that. Thank you. 220 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,760 I am so sorry. I am just sorry. I don't know what else to say. 221 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,980 *high quality outtro*