This file brought to you by - http://www.mrdouble.com WARNING -- If you`re under 18 or turned-off by sex stories, then do NOT read this. Please pardon the lame jokes I injected into some of the scenes. PLEASE e-mail me with what you think -- and if you have any "bizarre story requests" dealing with cartoons or movies. I`m open to anything. This story is divided into three "episodes", each dealing with different characters and sex acts. THE SIMPSONS EPISODE 1 -- THE ADVENTURES OF HOMERCULES It was a normal day in the lives of the Simpsons. Homer was outside building a doghouse for Santa`s Little Helper -- and it was hell. Since that #&@% Flanders complained about Homer`s "potty mouth", Marge created the "curse jar". Now whenever Homer said a curse word, he had to put money in the jar. He was almost out of money. Finally done with that doghouse, and none too shabby a job (according to Homer, anyway.). Homer gathered his tools from the ground and stood up -- knocking his head on a tree branch in the process. "Dout!" He clinched his teeth and took it, trying his darnest not to curse. He made it. Now to the garage -- but on the way he stepped on a nail. Homer grimisced in pain and bit his lip. "Oh! That will require a tetnus shot!", Homer told himself in the most cheerful voice he could manage, trying not to curse. From somewhere off in the distance he heard that damn kid yell "Ha, ha!". Homer walked in the house, irrated and mad. Marge was in the kitchen cooking dinner. "What`s wrong, Homey? Did you hurt yourself again?", she asked. Homer was about to whine about his foot, when he stopped to notice his wife. In her tight-fitting green one-peice, with those lovely eyes and wild hair. Suddenly his foot was no longer the part of his body demanding attention. Now - as always - he had only one thing on his mind. "Homercules want some love`n", he said in his neanderthal voice. Marge giggled. "Sorry! I`m fixing Homercules` beans!". She reached her hand out and stroked the bulge in his pants. "Homercules cares not for beans!", her husband bellowed, picking her up and carrying her upstairs, Marge giggling all the way......... Once in the bedroom, Marge shed her clothes, revealing her slim, sexy body. Homer tore his clothes off as fast as he could. He took Marge`s plump breasts in hands, and squeezed them. Marge knew what her Homey wanted, and wasted no time. She grabbed his huge cock and put it to her lips, blowing on it gently, and then running her soft tounge down it`s underside. "Arrgghh!...", Homer was foaming at the mouth. Marge giggled to herself girlishly and continued, taking his whole shaft in her mouth. She sucked his plump manhood like a vacum, grinding her tounge against it, mixing her hot saliva with it.............until it happened. SPLAT! Homer`s first load shot into her mouth, roughly hitting the back of her throat. Marge quickly took his cock out of her mouth and pointed it at her face. She knew what Homer liked to see. His thick ropes of cum splattered onto her cheeks, around her chin, and finally he shot his last load into her bushy hair. Marge let the feeling linger -- the hot slime running down her face.............. Once Homer came down from his orgasm, Marge layed down on the bed and bent her legs back toward her head, holding them in place, and bent her bottom-half upwards, displaying her petite, shaven pussy and the tiny, puckered anus below it. "How about returning the favor, Homey!", she winked at him. Homer put his face to her pussy, which was already a little wet. "Mmmm, cunt!", he murmured to himself lustfully. He got right to it -- probing his tounge into the depths of her sweet pussy, slurping up her hot juices, and biting her clit - gently - to get Marge off. "Ohhh, Homey, I think I`m gonna....." Then suddenly she came - a new load of juice gushing from her depths. Homer buried his mouth in her twat, savoring the moment....... --------------------------------------------------------- EPISDODE 2 -- BART AND MILHOUSE`S EXELLENT ADVENTURE Meanwhile, in Bart`s treehouse...... Bart and his four-eyed friend Milhouse were looking over thier collection of Radioactive Man comics. "No offense, Bart, but I think Atomic Man is cooler than Radioactive Man.", Milhouse said. Bart was shocked -- "What! Atomic Man is just a cheap imatation!" "Explain", Milhouse demanded. "Okay....Radioactive Man has the snappy catchphrase 'Up, up, and away!', while Atomic Man has the lame moniker 'Up, up, and let`s go.'" Milhouse backed down. "I stand corrected." Bart stood up and headed for the treehouse door. "I got some more really old ones I stole from Martin! Lemme go get `em." Bart climbed down the ladder and ran into his house excitedly. Milhouse sat for a few minutes looking at comics, when suddenly the secret door opened! It was Lisa, Bart`s brainy little sister. Milhouse had always had a crush on her, and had dreamed of being alone with her. "Oh, uh, hi Lisa.", he said, trying not to sound too shy. "Hello, Milhouse. You and Bart have had a tiring day. How about a little......'nap time'!", Lisa rasped seductivly. "But, uh, i`m not tired.", he relpied. "Who said anything about sleeping?", she whispered back, fingering herself. "Oh, well, uh, I don`t know Lisa, what if Bart comes up!" "He won`t. I locked him in the basement when he was looking for comics!", Lisa comforted him, caressing his chest. Milhouse pinched himself. This wasn`t a dream.......... Lisa could tell she would have to make the first move, so she lifted her pretty red dress off her young body, presenting her underdeveloped tits and her adorable bubble-butt. Milhouse gasped -- he couldn`t believe his eyes, Lisa was even more beatiful naked then she was clothed. She took him in her arms and deep-kissed him. This seemed to loosen him up a little. She then pulled his clothes off, catching a glimpse of his little dick -- which was now rock-hard. As Milhouse began to explore Lisa`s body, she began to jerk his pint-sized penis. She then tried to speak in her sexiest voice -- "Take me, Milhouse!" He needed no further coaxing. He mounted her preteen body as she layed down on the treehouse floor. Positioning his dick at her cute little tiny twat, she suddenly stopped him. "Be gentle, Milhouse, this is my first time." He could now see that her pussy lips had turned a shade of pink, and were opening a little. Some wet goo was seeping out. "Now, Milhouse!" He drove his dick into her, thrusting it in and out, savoring her tightness, when suddenly he saw something else seeping out her pussy -- blood! He was repulsed, but Lisa assured him - "Don`t worry, that`s what happens when a girl makes her passage to womanhood!" Milhouse just stared at her dumbly. "It doesn`t hurt.", she said. "Oh, that`s what that meant!" So he went back to pumping her, getting close to orgasm, when............"Uggggh!" He came, shooting his little load into her belly. He relaxed his body, with a toothy grin on his face. "Wait, what about me?", Lisa scowled. Milhouse didn`t know what to do, so she walked him through it. He stuck his tounge into her now-gooey pussy, and sucked at the little knot of soft flesh in the center. When Lisa finally came, Milhouse inquired, "I guess that`s one of those things they don`t teach you in school, huh?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------- EPISODE 3 -- BART MAKES THE GRADE RIIIINNNGGG The bell rang. School was out. On any other day, Bart would have been the first one out the door, but not today. You see, Homer and Marge had told him if he didn`t get a good grade on his history test, he couldn`t go see "Space Mutants IV". Bart sighed. He had just finished the test, and he didn`t think he would be seeing that movie any time soon. His cruel, cynical, middle-aged teacher, Mrs. Crabapple, collected his test. All the other kids were gone by now, and she had shut the door. She looked over his test, graded it with her red pen in a matter of seconds, and gave it back to him. F. "Ahh, Mrs. Crabapple, come on! Can`t you let me pass just this once?", he pleaded. "Ha. Nope." was her only reply. "Pleaseeee? I`ll do anything!". Mrs. Crabapple stopped and glared at him. "Anything?" "You bet!", he exclaimed. "Come with me to the teacher`s lounge, Bart."............. Bart walked with her to the teacher`s lounge. It was empty, and he was shocked to find that it had a big, dirty-looking mattress in the corner. "What`s that for?", Bart inquired. Mrs. Crabapple smirked - "Let`s just say I make some extra money in the, er, 'movie business'. So far, though, only that panzy Skinner will, uh, 'star' with me, and there`s certain things he won`t do." "Like what?", Bart asked. "Like this" -- she showed him some dirty pictures she had confiscated from some kid`s locker. They showed guys fucking girls in the butt. "Ohhh....now it`s all coming together...", Bart said as he began to see Mrs. Crabapple in a whole new way...... Mrs. Crabapple set up a video camera and mounted the mattress. She then told Bart to take his clothes off. He happily oblieged. She got into doggie-style position on the mattress -- with her clothes still on. "Uh, Mrs. Crabapple, I hate to 'ruin the moment', but....", he started. "I know, Bart, why my clothes are still on! Just use your head, boy." Bart kneeled behind her and lifted up the back of her skirt, revealing that she had no panties on! What`s more, her butt and shaved pussy were gorgous! "Sayyyy.....Mrs. Crabapple, you don`t look half bad with your clothes off!", Bart commented. "Shut up and get down to business, boy!" Bart didn`t have to be told twice -- with Mrs. Crabapple still in doggie-style position, he lifted her skirt up onto her back, and began running his tounge deep into her buttcrack, sticking it as far as it would go into her bulging anus -- which seemed to pucker outward instead of inward. He also lapped at her sloppy, loose-looking pussy, which was already wet. "Ohh, Bart, I`m in heaven..." Bart was pretty damn horny by now, and decided to get right to it -- he positioned his rock-hard erection at her buttcrack, but Mrs. Carbapple`s buttcheeks were too chubby to hold apart good enough for him to enter her. "Here, Bart, let me help you with that", she offered as she reached her hands behind and parted her cheeks. Now Bart had a real good look at her anal hole -- rosy red, and pulsing in and out from Mrs. Crabapple flexing her butt with pleasure. Bart took some of the weird jelly-type stuff she had told him to use, smeared some on his dick and into her hole, and began to inch it in slowly. "No Bart! SLAM that motherfucker into me!!" she comanded. So he lurched foward, leaning on her back, and got a good grip on her plump breasts -- which were still covered by her sweater. He couldn`t believe how good it felt to fuck her butt -- it was a slimy, smooth tunnel that was constantly tightening and contracting around his cock. Bart could even hear little 'swish' noises from the gunk he put on his dick grinding into her rectum. Finally he came, shooting his little load into her butt. Exhausted, Bart fell back on the mattress, but Mrs. Crabapple said "Bart, there`s one more thing I`d like you to do for the camera." Bart wondered what that was, when he saw a little of his cum dribble out of her butthole, and she commanded. "Suck out your gunk!" Bart was kinda repulsed at first, but then remembered "Space Mutants IV" was on the line here...... So he pressed his mouth as tight as he could onto her anus, and began sucking his own cum out. It tasted bitter and kinda sick as it oozed into his mouth. When he was finally done, and swallowed his slime down, he winked at Mrs. Crabapple - "I guess you could call that.....getting to the bottom of things! Hahaha!" Mrs. Crabapple groaned. Another one of his clever jokes. Just another day in the life of the Simpsons.....