Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/11992935. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: F/F, F/M, M/M Fandom: Original_Work Additional Tags: crackfic, kinda_i_guess, omg_why_r_u_reading_this, made_out_of_boredom™, warning:_unbelievable_but_yet_true, Fellatio, a_whol'_lotta_dick_sucking, what_the_fuck_lol, pussy_eating_'til_the_lesbians_die, orgy???_kind of???, Cunnilingus, Everyone_Is_Gay, well_except_for_like_3_dudes, Y_E_S TWINKIE_BUN_YOU_GO_WITH_YOUR_STUFFED_UNICORN, TWINKIE_BUN_DESERVES_ALL THE_LOVE_IN_THE_WORLD!!!!, You_will_see_why, strange_encounters, strange as_shit, this_all_happened_in_a_day_in_the_span_of_9_hrs, WE_MADE_BAD DECISIONS, dont_read_if_you_are_sensitive_to_teenagers_doing_bad_things, like_srsly....., doNT_MAN_IM_WARNING_YA Stats: Published: 2017-09-04 Completed: 2017-10-14 Chapters: 8/8 Words: 2835 ****** the day where my true pansexuality shows ****** by assbackwards_(chateauu) Summary an unbelievable yet true story of a strange encounter that led to something else prepare for a fucking shit show y'ALL ***** hot green day fan meets hot green day fan ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes ah yes the day where it began fucking hell where do i stAR T so uh okay here goes nothing ..... so im walking around the vinyl section of b&n obv im a green day stannie™ i guess (???) so,,,, i look through the g (spot) section i see kerplunk, insomniac, 21cb, revrad, american idiot, n dookie a hand pulls out dookie she apologizes for like bothering me buT how can i when i saw her goddamn she's hot she's hot as shit man bisexual haircut, a nose ring, black tight ass jeans, she's wearing all black god fuck it's nearly 100 degrees here in nyc goddamn you go girl anysluts she tells me nice shirt bc im wearing a green day shirt hint hINT DIPSHITS  SO IS SHE OMG well no not really it's a shirt with billie on it and he be looking S E X Y on it damn hoe where can i get your shirt??? and she's like "i love 'em too well u can tell billo is on mine ;)))" she is gorgeous as hell omf pls raw me mommy (ew no im a top ya fag) back to the sT O RY i say "uh huh i can tell" and she then she flirts with me a lil oH GOD IM HYPERVENTILATING AH AH AHHHH *MOANING* then i flirt with her back and uh we end up nearly groping each other in the middle of a store we wait until people stop looking and then we walk around the entire store , judging gay manga and hidden adult films behind the kid dvds UHM BARNES AND NOBLE IS THAT LEGAL LIKE IT IS LITERALLY P O R N WELL LIKE UNSIMULATED SEX FIL MS GODDAMN Y'ALL EMPLOYEES HORNY AS SHIT then we end up in the same bathroom stall and i feel like im in a daze i smoked a lil pot before i went in the store anyways fuck ugh and uh she tells me im hot i tell her she is too we end up making out passionately uh yeah it felt good moaning and rubbing her.... .... OH she also grabs my ass uh i moan against her and she spreads it around and smacks it a lot she said she likes it and it's nice damn this girl is gay™ like me but the gay me is for a different story babes,,, i grab hers too and goDDAMN IT FEELS SO NICE IN MY HANDS I SMACK HERS TOO she then takes off my shirt and then cups my ***** i obv moan bc im (a) sensitive (top in bed) then she puts my shirt back on and my lipstick is a mess worth it! but thAT'S NOT ALL OH NO SIREE BITCH YSEE SHE KEEPS ON TEASING ME LIKE SHE GRINDS HER ASS ON ME WHEN SHE BENDS OVER UHM A LITTLE GIRL STARES AT US AND CRIES WE RUN DOWNSTAIRS then we buy snacks from the newsstand near the subway. station she obv hit me u p oh baby girl ye s she then gives me her number she leaves awwhhh i diDNT EVEN GET HER NAME FUCK she was too sizzlin' for a name babe she walks back upstairs bc we dont go the same way hhh then i go home and don't stop thinking about her but obv i can't tell anyone abt this yet duH WE ARE ONLY GETTING STARTED Chapter End Notes if you thought this shit was crazy trust me yOU DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ***** iM A STRIPPER BAYBEE ***** Chapter by assbackwards_(chateauu), chateauu Chapter Notes okay so yeah this is only gonna get more worse and worse and more sexual than it should be so yeah if you're sensitive to us teenagers/ young adults doing dumb things to ourselves yeah you should really stop reading this now thanks just warning y'all See the end of the chapter for more notes it's a few weeks later now im home alone mom and dad left 10 mins ago i call hotti's number ac K she said she'll be around in 20 mins so i watch an episode of robot chicken to kill time and then i bop to the that's so raven theme song for about 5 mins yOU CAN GAZE INTO THE FUTURE lmao anyways the doorbell rings i hope the door it's her "hi!!!!!" but she's not the oNLY ONE WHO IS THERE SHE GOT AN ENTIRE GANG BITCH I WAS NOT PREPARED  I WAS S H O CK AND SHE SAID "oh don't worry these are my friends" BITCH SHE IN COLLEGE THE FUCK IM ONLY 13 CHILL YO DICK VAN DYKE HERE MAN i can't tell if that was a mean girls or a painter reference ..... ... whatever so they come in there r a few people..... a bisexual couple... daniel and evelyn 2 girls shelley and janice 3 dudes jackson , oliver , and martin and twinkie bun awH FUCK I DONT EVEN WANNA USE HIS REAL NAME TWINKIE B U N HE HAS ANXIETY AND I HELPED AND SUPPORTED HIM WHEN HE NEEDED ME anygays he's cute as shit goddamn he's holding a pole a stRIPPER POLE I YELLED I WAS EXCITED BITCH I TOLD THEM TO SIT DOWN AND FOR BLONDIE TO GET READY FOR A SHOW I GOT IN A MATCHING BRA AND PANTIES WHITE AS SHIT AND UH THEN A BLACK ROBE THEN BLACK HEELS I WORE TO A WEDDING AND I RAN OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND BLASTED SEXY MUSIC ON MY TABLET AND SWUNG GODDAMN WAS I GOOD I TWERKED AND SHIT AND EVERYONE WANTED A LAPDANCE damn hoe so i started off with jackson i grinded on him and took off his shirt HE HAS ABS WHAT i kissed down to his belt everyone shrieks at this point "SHE GON SUCK HIS COC-" i lick up back to his neck and then i kiss him rough and he grabs my ass fuck his haNDS  HIS G O D D A M N HANDS then he gets a boner and all the boys (except for daniel) gets a boner uh okay. then. then i travel to martin and oliver martin is rlly sweet yet so fit ugh god ok so i apparently shake my ass over his legs and he just yknow taps it a lil im sitting here enjoying the touch of his warm hands damn what typa baby soap you be using hon  thEN ITS OLIVER he's a cute white kid. but when i get near him, he pulls my hair and makes out with me while i dry hump his ass he's hard.... stiff as a rock the song ends oop hotti says "fuck the song! fuck the girls!" and honestly i aM AROUSED i then tease and play around a lil with janice and shelley janice is pretty gay not as gay as me, but she's gay she like rubs my sides and caresses my upper body ugh Yes !!!! darlin' babe i grind against her thighs and then shelley jus t comES IN FROM THE BACK AND LICKS MY NECK WH AT DAMN YOU SHELL STICKS IM LIKE WHINING A LITTLE THANK GOD SHE DIDNT GIVE ME A HICKEY she's whispering seductively in my ear and im wet against "girl with a lesbian crush on regina george"'s left thigh she can feel it too oH OKAY ALRIGHT THEN BABE shell sticks continues to kiss me and then takes off mY ROBE AH SHE KISSES DOWN MY SPINE AND IM SHIVERING im moaning, telling her to not stop kissing me eventually she does, but she pins me down and french kisses me i do it back but then i push her on the ground everyone is cheering and shit jackson suddenly says "wow! you're hot! how old are ya?" me: ...... ... .... ... . . ... thirteen everyone: NIG- WHAT THE FUC NSJSKSMMS YOURE SO SEXY HOW ARE YOU 13 then hotti over here says "for a 13 year old, she can bang me" thATS IT THAT IS FUCKING IT. I CAN NOT TAKE IT. I STRIPTEASE NOW im on the pole aggRESSIVELY sliding my bra straps off my shoulders and rubbing myself in places i shouldn't be and accidentally the bra comes off uh everyone loves my pubescent tits then ok so the girl crawls over to me and she sucks on one fUCK IT FELT GOOD AH AH AH *EXAGGERATED MOANING* i pull too hard on the pole and uh i break it oops twinkie bun can't put it back together and i start apologizing like a fucking maniac jackson tells me not to worry in that "im jokingly flirting with you" voice and im like okay man what twinkie says but now he's being straight uhM "why don't we take this somewhere else??" so we go to the bedroom and uh im asked the most... indescribable question of my life....... Chapter End Notes oh god i am a piece of sin™ what am i doing w/ my own life y'all really thought i was gonna blurt out the question that quick really ***** deleted teenage sex tape ***** Chapter by assbackwards_(chateauu), chateauu Chapter Notes this is where shit hits the fA N GET YOURSELF A DRINK OF WATER BEFORE READING THIS CHAPTER THANKS See the end of the chapter for more notes "i need help with my sexuality :'((" - twinkie "honey don't worry !!! what can i do for ya babe??" -  me "uhm.... i need you.... to suck my cock" UH WHAT THE FUCJ TWINKIE BUN DID NOT JUST ASK ME FOR HIM TO SUCKLE HIS PENIS i ended up doing it anyways everyone was in shock bc hey!!! twink's gay!! but hey what can ya do twink has anxiety and is very socially awkward so im helping him by sucking his dick it's average sized but im kinda choking on it uh you could hear me gag and everyone shrieked "DAMN MAMI SHE CAN DEEPTHROAT HIS DICK" hotti is filming my mouth go down on him then i feel him grow bigger uh i guess he's about to cum so i pull out and jerk him off he gives me a facial like it's not just a facial this is like some charcoal mask to remove blackheads facial this is some next level sH I T it's like his cum is spread around my face there's a lot of my cheeks and my forehead and then under my lips i don't really say anything bc everyone is shrieking and yelling and cheering for me i then go to the bathroom to wash the semen off my face hair flies in front of me but it smells like shit wA IT DID HE CUM ON MY HAIR OH MY SHIT FUCK Chapter End Notes my birthday is in a month so month early birthday chapter post wH OO ***** HOTTI'S NAME IS REVEALED WHAT THE FUCJ ***** Chapter by assbackwards_(chateauu), chateauu Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes so my bra is back on and twinkie's cum is apparently my acne wash ok then we're playing seven minutes in heaven aka dO YOU WANNA SPIN A BOTTLE PLAY A GAME OF CHICKEN WELL IT'S A TONGUE TWISTER 'TIL YOUR LIPS ARE BLEEDING AHHHH ANYHOW ANYWHERE KISS ME THERE OH, KISS ME THERE OH, SCREAM AND SHOUT  TRUTH OR DAAAAARE KISS ME THERE OH, KISS ME THERE anyways it's me and the hotti again in the bathroom a wall of it i get her name her name is adrienne oh my fuck WHAT THE HELL SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE BILLIE'S WIFE BUT SHE IS SO GORGEOUS O K A Y ok so she says i can call her adie too fuckin' nice honey we end up making out again and here i am, legs wrapped around her waist, her hands on my ass again, her soft lips just fucking with my emotions so i take off her faux leather jacket it looks like a jacket a t-bird would wear she's now wearing a black flag shirt bless now she puts me back on my feet and she's kissing doWN AND DOWN AND DOWN OH MY GOD ADRIENNE YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT- oh wait she's teasing me *moans softly* she's like um her lips are just pressing against my underwear she's like kissing it and sucking on it and her hands go up and sHE PULLS- her phone rings SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA AKA S H I T Chapter End Notes short chapter because cliffhangers are th E BEST ***** SHIT BANGS ME IN THE PUSSY ***** Chapter by assbackwards_(chateauu), chateauu Chapter Notes DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER THIS IS THE PART WHERE STUFF IS LITERALLY UNDERAGE See the end of the chapter for more notes adie and i are back in the bedroom everyone is yelling at us to stop so we can finish the game but bLAME ADIE YA TWATS she starts to actually undress me fully oh my god well it's just the bra again and there she goes sucking on my chest again fuck fuck fuck her lips travel between my legs oH THEN SHE TAKES OFF MY UNDERWEAR GODDAMNIT ADRIENNE hotti had me wet as shit theN SHE GOES IN FOR REAL THIS TIME HOLY GOD SHE SUCKS ON MY CLIT LIKE A PACIFIER PACIFY HER DAMN YOU MELANIE (i actually like her) and yes since i am a kinky as shitcakes top i get to pull on her hair and push her closer to me and yes i aM SCREAMING AND MOANING AT THE SAME TIME if you need an exact representation of what i say: "... oh fuck ahh, adrienne.... goddamn.... ohh... oh... ahhhh!! right there, baby goddamnit it feels so good please don't stop" then afterwards it's more moaning and groaning i open my eyes and sit up and aLL THE GUYS ARE JACKING OFF WHAT EVEN TWINKIE TWINKIE BUN NOOOOOO OH NO BABY !!! WHAT IS YOU DOING??? but then i tell her to stop and lie down on the bed so i can sit on her face she pulls my underwear to the side and just starts to lick me again but this tiME SHE GOES ALL OUT HOOOO BOI IM MOANING SO LOUD THE WALLS ARE SO THIN IN MY APARTMENT SO I THINK A NEIGHBOR HEARD ME IM GRINDING ON HER FACE SNJSMSMSIS AND THEN THE GUYS COME OVER TO MY SIDE AND NOW IT IS AN ORGY NOT LIKE SAUSAGE PARTY BUT THIS THIS IS LIKE OH MY GOD THEY'RE JERKING OFF NEAR ME LIKE THE HEADS OF THEIR DICKS ARE NEAR MY SKIN DAMN IT AND THEN ONE OF THEM GROPES AND KISSES ME AT THE SAME TIME AND MY LOWER BODY PRESSES AGAINST ADIE'S MOUTH AND HERE I AM, SCREAMING MY ASS OFF BECAUSE HER DAMN TONGUE AND LIPS BITCH STOP AKA DONT BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO- and i jizz in her mouth and so do the guys on my body and chest thanks guys, i don't need to shower now your jizz is my soap and your tongues are my water to wash me off yes i made them lick their cum off me Chapter End Notes i mean like it's your cum the fuck lol ***** three guys, one girl ***** Chapter by assbackwards_(chateauu), chateauu Chapter Notes there is no cups ya hoe See the end of the chapter for more notes ok so we watch porn for a lil bit we are horny again yippee kai yay here we go again ok go - here goes it again anyways more truth or dare ugh and every single fucking dare for me is to suck cock apparently im good at it wow so jackson asks me first k and iTs SO BIG OMG I ASKED THIS HOE IF HE WAS TAKING VIAGRA him: no bITCh stop lying does your dick hang low do you need viagra if you do if you do then try our viagra cake then try ooooouurrr  viagra c a k e damn you ditty alright then i try to fit in my mouth but like i can only take two inches   anD THEN THIS BITCH PUSHES MY HEAD CLOSER AND HERE I AM CHOKING he calls me a good hummer uh alright then like hunty no im not moaning im choking you're a fucking idiot stop. get. some. help. he pushes me away and tells me to suck martin off which i did he's not as bad it's average sized but long in length so i can feel it down my throat choke choke choke here he is, about to cum but holding off now it's oliver he's average so this is alright they probably laughed at each other penis sizes but who cares this is me s m d i n g now  he's pulling me off too what the fuck is this anD NOW I CAN NOT EVEN SUCK MARTIN'S COCK BECAUSE HE IS JACKING OFF AND IS ABOUT TO RELEASE 5,000 BABIES IN THE SOUTH AND HERE IT GOES AGAIN SEMEN ON MY STOMACH AND ON MY KNEES AND ON THE FLOOR AGAIN like y'all know i made them spray that stain cleaner and wipe that shit off my parents' rug oops did i say parents Chapter End Notes adrienne gave me oral on my mom's bed. i jacked off twinkie while watching porn in my dad's bed. i masturbated in front of everyone on my PARENTS' BED.                                                         fucking hell what. is wrong with me also double chapter update??? aH H ***** we hungry fageronis ***** Chapter by assbackwards_(chateauu), chateauu so we go outside buy some burger king talk some more blast deepthroat in the middle of the street wH A T no no that was martin's idea you fucking dingus if you read this i hope you choke on billie joe armstrong's chode and die where was i again ok so adrienne decides to make a jesus of suburbia reference woo hoo to 7 eleven we go biatch get me some free slurpees be beyoncé SHOULDERS SIDEWAYS SMACK IT SMACK IT IN THE AIR LEGS MOVING SIDE TO SIDE SMACK IT IN THE AIR LEGS MOVING SIDE TO SIDE SMACK IT IN THE AIR SHOULDERS SIDEWAYS SMACK IT SMACK IT IN THE AIR   SMACK IT SMACK IT IN THE AIR   LEGS  MOVING  SIDE  TO  SIDE   SMACK  IT  SMACK  IT  IN  THE  AIR   SMACK  IT  SMACK  IT  IN  THE  AIR   what am i doing i- then it's 4:00pm oh shit we better run our asses home or else ***** IT IS THE END NOOOOO ***** Chapter by assbackwards_(chateauu), chateauu Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes 4:30 now rip they say they should go i do too hhhh i give them all hugs and kisses and their instagram accs and makeout sessions again twinkie is extra bc i grab his dick and uh stroke it in his pants yes im horny too bun bun they leave awww bye thEN IM RUNNING TO CLEAN UP THE ROOM, FIX THE TABLES, AND LICK VAGINAS  I MEAN WIPE OFF CUM STAINS WITH NAPKINS  cause that's how i do Chapter End Notes THATS THE END BITCHES Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!