Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/8390491. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: 食戟のソーマ_|_Food_Wars!_Shokugeki_no_Soma Relationship: Hayama_Akira/Yukihira_Souma Additional Tags: Chair_Sex, Light_Bondage, Food_Porn, and_by_that_i_mean_porn_with_food there_is_no_cooking_here Stats: Published: 2016-10-27 Words: 2268 ****** sake and spice and all things nice ****** by koonutkalifee Summary Souma loses the autumn elections. He also loses a bet. It goes a lot better than he thought it would. Notes ho boy i wrote this at the end of s1 and then i saw the ep with akira tied to a chair blindfolded and was like "the fuck?? didn't i already write this fanfiction??" spoiler: it's not akira tied to the chair ps i'm so so sorry about the title i think it's fucking hilarious See the end of the work for more notes Obviously, Souma hadn’t believed that he’d end up here. Obviously, he’d thought he would win. He’d come in second. And obviously that’s amazing, because everyone else he’d beaten to get there had been amazing and Souma was better than them. He just wasn’t the best. Hayama Akira had grown up with spices, and Souma had let his confidence consume him. And maybe there was barely a hair’s breadth between their dishes, but a hair’s breadth was enough for Hayama to win. Outright. “Open up,” Hayama says. Souma opens his mouth, and Hayama pushes the spoon past his lips. Souma drowns. There’s a flood in his mouth, tastes he’s never thought about, spices he’s never heard of. It’s sweet, primarily, sweet and soft and there’s too much of it, Hayama’s put too much in his mouth. He swallows and gasps. This was not what he’d meant when he’d suggested that the loser had to eat whatever the winner made. Hayama is probably a bit smarter than him – he would have made peanut butter octopus, or something along those lines. Souma stares Hayama straight in the eyes and opens his mouth again, and Hayama grins, a little cruel. Whatever it is he’s feeding Souma is in a bowl on the table beside them, and he’s not sitting down, as though the extra height he has over Souma is another power trip. “I already lost,” Souma points out. “You could sit down.” “Maybe later,” Hayama says. Souma opens his mouth and takes the spoon Hayama’s offering between his lips. He’s not really got a choice, and he probably wouldn’t have refused if he had. Whatever it is he’s being fed tastes really good, even if it knocks the air out of his lungs and makes his mouth feel like it’s about to burst. “What is in this?” Souma manages. “Yogurt? I don’t recognise any of the spices.” “There is yogurt,” Hayama says, and feeds him another spoon. “Among other things.” He tilts Souma’s head back, fingers feather-light against his jaw, and holds up the spoon to his mouth again. Souma keeps his lips pressed firmly shut, and Hayama pulls back and laughs a little. “You can tell me to stop,” Hayama says. “Tell me to stop and I’ll untie you and let you go. You won’t have to eat any more.” It’s perhaps a little cruel of him to say this – now that he’s offered, there’s no way Souma can tell him to let him go. Souma makes an indifferent sound. “A deal’s a deal,” he says, and Hayama holds up the spoon again. Souma’s mouth opens almost automatically and he swallows the dessert willingly. It’s not like it tastes bad. Souma almost wished it tasted bad, because then at least he wouldn’t be so eager to be spoon-fed by Hayama. “Is there alcohol in this?” “Maybe I’m trying to get you drunk,” Hayama says smoothly. “Maybe I want to take advantage of you.” Souma had already guessed that much, even if there hadn’t been alcohol in the food. “Aren’t you already taking advantage of me?” he asks, deadpan. “I’m sure this wasn’t our original agreement.” “Perhaps,” Hayama says, and pushes another mouthful of food into Souma. “Should I untie you and let you go?” “You’ve started now,” Souma gasps. He knows exactly what this feeling is and it’s kind of embarrassing and kind of unsurprising that Hayama’s managed to get it out of him with sweets. “You kinda seem desperate to chicken out halfway.” “I will if you tell me to,” Hayama says, and holds up another spoonful. Souma doesn’t lean forward but he doesn’t lean away either. “But it looks like you don’t mind.” Souma knows how he looks. He smiles up at Hayama as indifferently as he can. “Are you sure you don’t want to sit down?” Hayama straddles him as he forces the next spoonful past his lips. Souma’s whole body feels under attack from the taste, the sensitivity of his skin somehow heightened, and now his clothes feel itchy and rough and they make him want to squirm. “Did you put something else in this?” he gasps. Hayama looks amused. “No,” he says. “Is me sitting here making you uncomfortable?” “Not really,” Souma says. Uncomfortable isn’t quite the right word for how Hayama sitting on him makes him feel, but it does describe how his trousers are quite accurately. Hayama feeds him another spoonful, pressing the fingers of his free hand against Souma’s throat as he swallows. Souma’s neck is flushed red and Hayama’s fingers move with the movement of Souma swallowing. The spoon in Hayama’s hands is slippery with sweat now, and if Hayama is honest with himself his plan hadn’t involved being this affected. But Souma’s pretty eyes are staring up at him, laughing at him through the cloudy lust in them, and Hayama isn’t going to back down from a challenge from someone he’s already beaten. He offers Souma another spoonful, and with his other hand unbuttons the first three buttons of Souma’s shirt. Souma makes a choking noise, and Hayama looks up to see that there’s a smear of white on his lips where the spoon had slipped out of his mouth. Hayama doesn’t even think about it. He leans down and licks the white off of Souma’s mouth, and Souma tilts his head back and lets him. Hayama stays there, too close to Souma’s face, and Souma looks up at him as though waiting for him to do something else. “That it?” Souma asks. “You were undressing me a minute ago.” “And you were enjoying it,” Hayama murmurs, and kisses him. All he can taste is what he’d been feeding Souma, rich and sweet and heavy and spiced, and he wonders if he would have been able to hold up as well as Souma had if he’d been the one being fed this. It’s dizzying, the taste, heady and intoxicating, far more so than the few drops of alcohol he’d added should have made it. He pulls away to offer Souma another spoonful and Souma takes it, wraps his lips around the spoon and swallows around it. Hayama kisses him, messy with flavour, and Souma opens his mouth. Souma’s drowning again, Hayama’s mouth stealing any hope of a breath from his lungs and he kisses back, tries to make Hayama lose too. He can feel Hayama is as hard as he is, and Hayama’s hands are at the top of his chest where he’d begun undoing buttons but got distracted in the meantime. This is still about Hayama’s win though. Hayama pulls back and Souma breathes hard, panting into the air between them. Hayama smirks at him, the victory on his face marred by his flushed gasping. “You sure you don’t want to ask me to stop?” Hayama murmurs. “I might if you beg.” “If you want to run away you’re more than welcome to,” Souma tells him. “Untie me before you leave though, so I can take care of myself when you’re gone.” Hayama shoves one hand into the front of Souma’s pants and Souma bends forwards as much as his bound hands will allow, gasping. Hayama’s hand is hot, burning, and he holds up that damn spoon near Souma’s mouth again as he twists his hand around Souma’s cock. Souma laughs, breathless. He wonders if he’s actually enjoying himself. Certainly, some parts of him are. The spoon Hayama is offering is very close to his mouth and he parts his lips, enough for Hayama to feed it to him. It hits just as hard this time as it has every time, the heady taste filling Souma’s mouth and he’s dizzy with it, dizzy with this and with Hayama’s hand in his pants and he groans, helpless, kind of wanting to give in and let Hayama do as he pleases. It’s kind of humiliating. He kind of likes that. He forces his eyes open and looks at Hayama, who’s still straddling his lap and unbelievably close to him. Souma tries for a grin but it’s a pale imitation of his usual smile, and Hayama twists the hand he’s got in Souma’s pants in response. Souma doesn’t close his eyes this time, letting Hayama see his eyes as he cries out for the first time. Hayama feeds him another spoon and kisses him, immediately after, licks his way into Souma’s mouth like he’s trying to clean it out. Souma kisses back, as vicious as he can be tied to a chair. “You’re going to lose,” Hayama says. “You already lost.” “Obviously,” Souma says, and bites his lip as Hayama moves his hand again. “Obviously I lost.” Something glints in Hayama’s eyes at that, something greedy and heavy and Souma thinks he’s seen the same look in other people’s eyes before. Hayama leans in. “Say that again.” Souma looks at him, unimpressed, and Hayama’s fingers move delicately along his cock. Souma’s expression falls slack and Hayama feeds him another spoonful, and then another, and another, faster than Souma can swallow. White, creamy stickiness dribbles out of the corner of Souma’s mouth, and Hayama’s eyes catch on the smear for just a moment too long. He pumps his hand again, harder this time, and Souma’s mouth falls further open. He’s swallowed most of what Hayama’s given him but the dribble at the corner of his mouth is still there and Hayama doesn’t want to lick this one up. He leaves it there and kisses Souma, tasting the sticky spiced sweetness of the pudding he’s been feeding him. Souma groans beneath him and pushes forwards, upwards, against Hayama and Hayama hisses at the pressure. He’s hardly unaffected. He’s about as far from unaffected as he could be, and Souma grinds up again, movements hampered by his bound hands. Hayama gasps into Souma’s mouth and Souma takes advantage, forcing his tongue into Hayama’s mouth, and it’s too late now for Hayama to pretend that Souma’s got no control at all. Hayama squeezes his hand and pushes his other hand up Souma’s shirt. It’s soft. Souma’s skin gives beneath his fingertips, and Hayama thinks that it would be easy to dig bruises into him. He touches lightly, running his hand up Souma’s chest and feeling over his ribs. Souma arches up into him and Hayama wants to drag this out but he’s too far gone for that and Souma is too. He pulls his own cock free and hisses at how sensitive he is, and Souma hisses too. Hayama wraps his hand around both of them and pulls and Souma groans underneath him. His knees are slipping off of the sides of the chair and his trousers are in the way, and Souma’s shirt is getting in the way of his other hand, and he thinks he might come right now. “This was a stupid idea,” Souma mutters. He’s bitten through his lip and Hayama watches as a single drop of red wells up before leaning in to lick it off. It tastes horrible and Hayama takes Souma’s lower lip between his teeth without actually biting him. “This was a stupid ide – ah,” Souma’s complaints falter for a moment as Hayama twists his hand around them. “Couldn’t you have used a bed?” “This wasn’t supposed to happen,” Hayama groans. “This really wasn’t supposed to happen.” Souma shudders. Hayama slips further and considers just toppling the chair, so he doesn’t have to keep them balanced. Souma comes in his hand and all thoughts he has are forced out to the sound that slips out of Souma’s mouth as he does. The puff of air that accompanies the sound brushes over Hayama’s own lips and Hayama locks eyes with Souma for a single moment. He comes into his own hand, and for the moments after the two sit, balanced in the chair, panting like they’ll never breathe again. Souma groans. “Oi, Hayama. My hands.” Hayama doesn’t remove his face from where it’s buried in Souma’s neck and reaches around to pull at the knot in the tie he’d used to bind Souma’s hands. Souma brings his arms around and begins rubbing at his wrists. Hayama pulls away and stands up to stretch. Souma had been right. The chair had been a stupid idea. But the plan had just been to turn Souma on a bit, to humiliate him, not to fucking sit in his lap and jerk them both off. Not that he’d object to doing it again. Provided Souma didn’t want anything else. Souma glares up at him suspiciously. “I’m not dating you.” Hayama considers snorting. “Good. I’m busy.” Appeased, Souma stands up from his chair and grimaces down at the mess they’ve made, which has gone all over him and barely splattered Hayama. “Ugh. I can’t go back to Polar Star like this.” A long pause. “Well. They’re all gonna know anyway.” Souma eyes the sink on the other side of the kitchen (they just had sex in a kitchen, and that’s disgusting) and then he settles on the paper towels nearby. “Do you wanna meet up next week? You’ve gotta tell me more about your starter.” “Calling it a starter isn’t going to change the fact it beat your dish.” “Yeah, yeah,” Souma says distractedly, zipping his pants back up. “Oh, I can invite Kurokiba too. I wanna talk to him.” “Stop inviting people to mine without asking,” Hayama says. It’s probably futile, because Souma doesn’t like listening, but he can say he tried at least. “Yeah, yeah,” Souma says again. “See you around, Hayama.” “Get out, Yukihira.” Souma blows him a kiss and leaves. End Notes souma is aro and has slept with every person in the school no i'm not sorry yes i make the rules Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!