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works/1792201.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, No_Archive_Warnings_Apply, Graphic
      Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
      F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
  Fandom:
      How_to_Train_Your_Dragon_(2010)
  Relationship:
      Hiccup_Horrendous_Haddock_III/Toothless
  Character:
      Hiccup_Horrendous_Haddock_III, Toothless_(How_to_Train_Your_Dragon)
  Additional Tags:
      dragon_sex_probably
  Series:
      Part 1 of fanfictions_for_dummies
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-06-16 Words: 340
****** hwo to train ur dragn in be d ******
by pandexual
Summary
     toothless and hiccup have the sex
Notes
     hi my name is ks and i am a filthy dragon fucker
See the end of the work for more notes
toothless and hicup were flying over the ocean when they saw an isl nad in the
distan c
         "GO to th isle tooless' said hiccup and Then they flew there
the sun was doing teh thing where it becums nighttim e and it was very romantic
looking 11/10 stars
"wow this is a gr8 view" hiccup shoted . into the distanse
tooth;ess agreed
"kidna wish astrid was here hiccu said saddish "so THAt i could kiss her mout
h"
toothful gave him a look that siad "u dotn need ur gf to have a good tiem
hiccpu" or mayB he was just hungr for fish idfk
"ur right toolthess. we should do it rn." hiccup Decided and so toothles
                                  laid down in the grass and ofered up his body
FASt forwaRD like five minutes and you could hear sh out sof "OH TOOTHL UR SO
TIGTH"
"GRAFHGUGHGRESFHGTG' roared lesstooth
ther was a swoosh ing noise and it was. astrdi she looked veyr mad
'HICPU WTF R U DONG TO THAT PORO DRAGNO." she Questioned
hiccups pulles hsi dingaling out of tootlhesses body and it became the flAMING
SWORD, he had in the secnod movie and he stabed astrid in her stomac arean
                                        she fell of the cliff and died porbably
                                                        "now wher were we" said
                                    hiccup
tool , growled hornily
hiccuo reenters the dragns body with a LOUd moan and he cummed immediate
toothlses was unsatisfied so he pickd hiccups body up and penetr8ed his tigh t
enterance
 hccup criedbecause it was painf and he came again and toothles thrusted into
                              hsi weak human body
BUTT it turned out that dragons cum fir e so after like three mor times of
hiccp cumming . toolthess came into hiccs asshoel and burned him al up
hicpu died because he was not st rong enough to wihtstand drango cum
"h cifup" his dad sed when he cum into the afterlief. "WHY DID u fuck that DRAG
                                                                            on"
"i did it 4 hte vine" hiccpon whispered into the nigh t
 
End Notes
     this is a joke obviously i hope u enjoyed
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