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works/1906497.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, No_Archive_Warnings_Apply, Graphic
      Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
      F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      John_Egbert/Dave_Strider, Rose_Lalonde/Kanaya_Maryam
  Character:
      Kanaya_Maryam, Rose_Lalonde, John_Egbert, Dave_Strider, Karkat_Vantas
  Additional Tags:
      Cannibalism
  Series:
      Part 2 of fanfictions_for_dummies
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-07-06 Words: 167
****** home si where hte stukc is ******
by pandexual
Summary
     HAPEN
Notes
     hi my name iis ks and its 1 in the mor nign
     this is a sequel to my moirails thinger
  This work was inspired by
      A_shitty_homestuck_crackfic by Shiruba-Yume
"ROOSE." kanye yelle d loudyl
"WHTA IS IT MY PERTY LADY FREIND" came the drunc voice of the lovly lalond
"whERE R U" KANAyo texted i mean called out
... ".............here" rose pooped up behind kanay with her macig god power s
what wwere yOu doing"? kan asked
"NOTHinG LOve" roes said fasteish
"Uh Huh."
'im tellign the thruth" throse admits
kanayer frownded "what is that is mell on. You?"
"nothing"
 
"roses."
"I KINDA ATE KARKOT"
kaney cried a little in her stomach hole "WHEY"
"I WAS HUNGER"a
ND KK WAS BING LOUD" rsoe aruged .
"did u save any 4 chan i mean me" korn said slowly
"yes i have a wh!ole body left of him to eet."
"u kno what we shuold do"
"what"
"lETS have sesx on karkless body and use hsi delicious blood as lube" k
suggested
ross cried "THATS GROSS WE SHOULD DO IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW"
and they did
 
john and dave watched while they toucheed each others peens bye
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