Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/
works/4090354.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Major_Character_Death, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Hunter_X_Hunter
  Relationship:
      Ging_Freecs/Pariston_Hill, Ging_Freecs/Kaito_|_Kite
  Character:
      Ging_Freecs, Pariston_Hill, Kaito_|_Kite, Cheadle_Yorkshire, Beans_
      (Hunter_X_Hunter), Isaac_Netero, Senritsu_|_Melody, Shalnark_(Hunter_X
      Hunter), Hisoka_(Hunter_X_Hunter), Feitan_(Hunter_X_Hunter), Kuroro
      Lucifer_|_Chrollo_Lucifer
  Stats:
      Published: 2015-06-07 Chapters: 15/44 Words: 5499
****** amor vincit omnia ******
by rabbitbite
Summary
     Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
     Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
     Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:
     What is it else? a madness most discreet,
     A choking gall and a preserving sweet.
***** chapter I *****
Hi my name is Ging Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ging black hair
(that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my
mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look
like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m
not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.
I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m
also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m
in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and
I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For
example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a
black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing
black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was
walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which
I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger
at them.
“Hey Ging!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Pariston Malfoy!
“What’s up Pariston?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
***** chapter II *****
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I
opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My
coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the
ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for
pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat
boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced
ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Cheadle woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-
length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She
put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-
heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black
eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Pariston Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Pariston?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room
and into the Great Hall.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Pariston walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band,
besides MCR. “Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.  
***** chapter III *****
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels.
Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather
minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching
fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a
little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book
while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my
nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black
lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some
human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Pariston was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was
wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black
skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner
“Hi Pariston!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Ging.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the
license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we
listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked
cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went
to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened
to Good Charlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this
life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Pariston, pointing to him as he sung,
filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Pariston looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Pariston sensitively and he put his arm around me all
protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with
Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly,
thinking of her ugly blonde face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Pariston. After
the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs
and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Pariston and I crawled back into
the Mercedes-Benz, but Pariston didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove
the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!  
***** chapter IV *****
“PARISTON!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Pariston didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I
walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ging?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Pariston leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was
wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness
and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Pariston kissed me passionately. Pariston
climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took
of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his
thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss
everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Netero!  
***** chapter V *****
Netero made and Pariston and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Pariston comforted me.
When we went back to the castle Netero took us to Professor Beans and Professor
Mito-san who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a
furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor Mito-san.
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Beans.
And then Pariston shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
Everyone was quiet. Netero and Professor Mito-san still looked mad but
Professor Beans said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Pariston and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Ging?” Pariston asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my
hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all
around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Pariston was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just
wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t
supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and
he reluctantly went back into his room.  
***** chapter VI *****
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all
ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high
heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two
crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk,
and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood
spilled over my top.
“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I
was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with
red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his
face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore and now
he was wearing red contact lenses just like Pariston’s and there was no scar on
his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English
accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went
all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get
one you sicko.
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Kite, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.
“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Pariston came up behind me and told me he
had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
***** chapter VII *****
Pariston and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went
upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN:
c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in
his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with
Pariston. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Pariston. We went into his
room and locked the door. Then…………
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes
enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my
black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started
making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is
dat stupid?)
“Oh Pariston, Pariston!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a
sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Pariston’s arm. It was a black
heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the
words………… Vampire!
I was so angry.
“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Pariston pleaded. But I knew too much.
“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Pariston ran out even
though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to
care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was
having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
“VAMPIRE KITE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.  
***** chapter VIII *****
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Pariston came into the room even
though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
“Ging, it’s not what you think!” Pariston screamed sadly.
My friend B'loody Melody Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long
waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she
was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing
white makeup on. Melody was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are
vampires and one of them is a witch but Hisoka killed her mother and her father
committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares
about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last
name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in
Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )
“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Beans demeaned angrily in
his cold voice but I ignored him.
“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Pariston!” I shouted at him.
Everyone gasped.
I don’t know why Ging was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and
so is Ging) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he
liked Zeno, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone
through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out
with a prep.)
“But I’m not going out with Pariston anymore!” said Vampire.
“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room
and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Pariston and then
I started to bust into tears.  
***** chapter IX *****
I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Pariston for cheating on me. I began
to cry against the tree where I did it with Pariston.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and
everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose and
he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Hisoka!
“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Hisoka shouted “Imperius!” and I
couldn’t run away.
“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Hisoka fell of his broom and started to
scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.
“Ging.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Kite!”
I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how
his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Pariston had said I
didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Pariston went out with Vampire before
I went out with him and they broke up?
“No, Hisoka!” I shouted back.
Hisoka gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.
“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved
Pariston!”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Hisoka got a dude-ur-so-dum look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered
cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to
Pariston!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Pariston came into
the woods.
“Pariston!” I said. “Hi!”
“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation
and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and
Gerard Way. “Are you okay?” I asked.
“No.” he answered.
“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.
“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together
making out.  
***** chapter X *****
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to
rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead
singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between
GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Melody, Vampire,
Pariston, Shalnark (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now
with blue streaks in it.) and Feitan. Only today Pariston and Vampire were
depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Pariston
was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too
and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m
writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie
like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs
and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think
I’m a slut but I’m really not.
We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust
into tears.
“Ging! Are you OK?” B’loody Melody asked in a concerted voice.
“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Hisoka
came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Kite! But I don’t want to
kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Pariston. But
if I don’t kill Kite, then Hisoka, will fucking kill Pariston!” I burst into
tears. Suddenly Pariston jumped out from behind a wall.
“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking
poser muggle bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Pariston started to cry too all sensitive. Then he
ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Netero walked in angrily! His
eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.
“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering
and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ging Pariston has been found in
his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”  
***** chapter XI *****
“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! B’loody Melody tried to comfort me but I
told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Netero chased after me
shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a
perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They
got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily
while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost
stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out
of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I
put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of
skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and
screamed… Beans was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And
Chrollo was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I
screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it.
Suddenly Feitan ran in.
“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Beans and Chrollo pointing his womb. I took my gun
and shot Beans and Chrollo a gazillion times and they both started screaming
and the camera broke. Suddenly, Netero ran in. “Ging, it has been revealed that
someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Beans and Chrollo and then
he waved his wand and suddenly…
Feitan ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
“What do you know, Feitan? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Feitan paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A
SATANIST!”
“This cannot be.” Beans said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand
where Netero’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.
Chrollo held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the
tape is still there!”
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink
enough blood.
“Why are you doing this?” Chrollo said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands
on his clook.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not
know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood
because I felt faint.
“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Feitan said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving
his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version
of a song by 50 Cent.
“Because you’re goffic?” Beans asked in a little afraid voice cause he was
afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.
“Because I LOVE HER!”
***** chapter XII *****
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Pariston had
given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly
against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
“NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS FEITan but it was Vampire. He started to scream. “OMFG!
NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his
red whites.
I stopped. “How did u know?”
“I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!”
“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.
“I do but Shalnark changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up
with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into
the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to
Pariston…………….Hisoka has him bondage!”
Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists.
Benas and Chrollo and FEITAN were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s
after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking
pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Netero had constipated the
cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Feitan came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
“Ging I need to tell u somethnig.” he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the
roses.
“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I
don’t like fucked up preps like you.” I snapped. Feitan had been mean to me
before for being gottik.
“No Ging.” Feitan says. “Those are not roses.”
“What, are they goffs too you poser prep?” I asked cause I was angry that he
had brought me pink roses.
“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” “You saved
me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being
vued by Beans and Chrollo.” Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added
silently.
“Whatever!” I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. “These aren’t roses.” He suddenly looked
at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty
that’s all you haD TO SAY! .
“That’s not a spell that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him wisely.
“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.” Then he screamed. “Petulus
merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a
tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!”
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the
air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn’t a prep.
“OK I believe you now wtf is Pariston?”
Feitan rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
“U c, Ging,” Netero said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht
iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”
“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Feitan yelled. NETero lookd shockd.
I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Feitan stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, neteRO!”
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress
that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on
the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with
pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I
looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk
off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
“You look kawai, girl.” B'loody Melody said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.”
I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling
totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and
put the shades on so Beans and Chrollo couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to
some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all
depressed because Pariston had disappeared and he had used to be in love with
Pariston. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Kite had beautiful red gothic eyes
so much like Paristons. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing
each other.
“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor Mito-san who was watching
us and so was everyone else.
“Vampire you fucker!” I said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I
loved Pariston!” I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his
eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
“NO!” I ran up closer.
“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.
“I do but Shalnark changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up
with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of
what was happening to Pariston…………….Hisoka has him bondage!”
***** chapter XIII *****
Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Netero. We were so scared.
“Netero Netreo!” we both yelled. Netero came there.
“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.
“Hisoka has Pariston!” we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
“No! Don’t! We need to save Pariston!” we begged.
“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Hisoka does to Pariston. Not
after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ging.” he said while
he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he
walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Pariston!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik
gay guyz r lik so hot!)
“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry
tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.
“What?” I asked him.
“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we
were in Hiskao’s lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Allah
Kedavra!” It was……………………………….. HISOKA! 
***** chapter XIV *****
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Hisoka was. It turned out that Hisoka wasn’t there. Instead the
fat guy who killed Pouf was. Pariston was there crying tears of blood. Milluki
was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Milluki.
“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with
the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey
look in his eyes. “GingIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. (in dis he is
sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
“Huh?” I asked. ”Ging I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Milluki. I
started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect
me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily.
Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he
fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
“Milluki what art thou doing?” called Hisoka. Then…… he started coming! We
could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we
flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started
crying.
“What’s wrong honey?” asked Pariston taking off his clothes so we could screw.
He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and
everything.
“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da
other girls and preps here except for B’loody Melody, because she’s not ugly or
anything.”
“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such
fucking sluts.” answered Pariston.
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Beans and Chrollo took a video of
me naked. Feitan says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even
Milluki is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Pariston! Why couldn’t
Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby
isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at
too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted
and then I ran away. 
***** chapter XV *****
“Ging Ging!” shouted Pariston sadly. “No, please, come back!”
But I was too mad.
“Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into
my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of
Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Pariston
and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my
wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and
noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in
blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on
ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red
letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all
sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a
bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Pariston!
“Ging I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker preps and
posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to
want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I
fucking love you!.” Then……………. he started to sing “Da Chronicles of Life and
Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing
it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and
gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn
Manson (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk
out od hr!) .
“OMFG.” I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I
just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and
were entwined with Pariston’s now) at them. “I love you!” I said and then we
started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a
Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Chrollo shouted at us but he
stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a
poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked
at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether. 
Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed
their work!