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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Rick_and_Morty
  Relationship:
      Rick_Sanchez/Morty_Smith, Rick_Sanchez/Morty_Smith/Rick_Sanchez
  Character:
      Rick_Sanchez_(Rick_and_Morty), Morty_Smith, Other_Ricks_(Rick_and_Morty)
  Additional Tags:
      Threesome_-_M/M/M, Threesome, Orgasm_Delay/Denial, Orgasm_Denial, Orgasm
      Control, Recreational_Drug_Use, Non-Consensual_Drug_Use, Drug_Use, Drugs,
      Praise_Kink, Thighs, Thighjob, Sex_Pollen, Well_kinda_like_sex_pollen,
      Rough_Oral_Sex, Anal_Sex, Cock_Rings, Dubious_Consent, Pee, Comedy
  Series:
      Part 11 of Prompts/Secret_Santas/Short_Stories_(stand_alone_stories)
  Stats:
      Published: 2017-10-15 Words: 3450
****** Yes, I would exchange you for drugs! ******
by FlorinaLyndis, RickSlamsTheMultiverse
Summary
     “Ughhh, y- yeah Morty, you look - look so cute with a cock in your
     mouth."
     --------
     Rick may or may not be offering up Morty's body to get drugs from
     another Rick Sanchez.
     --------
     Rick/Morty/Rick Threesome :)
Notes
     This was done for a prompt received on Tumblr:
     "How about normal Morty being shared by two ricks of your choosing."
See the end of the work for more notes
The night sky loomed overhead, the smell and essence of nature overpowering
their nostrils, dampness from the moisture in the air, and the vast emptiness
of their surroundings filling their eyes. Well, there wasn’t complete
emptiness. Across what seemed like endless flatlands was a singular home at a
distance and what also appeared to be a greenhouse. The young boy squinted his
eyes to have a clearer focus on what was afar, trying to perceive what he was
looking at, exactly. He exclaimed extending out his arm, pointing his right
index finger in the direction of the two structures.
“H - hey look Rick, I think someone lives here! Should - should we go check it
out? Doesn’t really seem like there’s anything else here worth hanging around
for.”
“Way to - way to point out the fucking obvious Morty, I’m not blind.”
Rick then reached into his lab coat to take out his silver flask, first pausing
to inhale a deep breath of the fresh scent of grass that filled his
surroundings, then taking a couple swigs of his beloved liquor. He looked
straightfaced over at the teen, quickly gesturing with his head that they start
moving forward.
“Um Rick… Why are we here anyway? Doesn’t really seem like a place full of
adventure or anything.”
To be fair, Morty wasn’t super bummed about it, it’s kinda nice to be somewhere
peaceful for once, instead of feeling like there was some sort of impending
doom or that his life was on the line. Though, he couldn’t help but be
suspicious of his grandfather, since he always had something up his sleeve. He
wasn’t looking forward to finding out what that thing was, but for the time
being, he’ll take what he can get.
“Well, this planet is home to another Rick.”
“A - another Rick?”
“Yup!” He continued, sounding a bit more, coy this time around, “S - so rumour
has it that this Rick has some really - really… High quality plants…”
“Plants, huh? When you say plants, you mean some kinda drug… don’t you Rick?”
“Can’t I - Can’t I just love - uurrppp - nature Morty? Why you gotta think I’m
just here to get wrecked?”
After a few moments of Morty glaring at him, he caved. “Fine, okay. I’m here
for some rare and apparently quality shit, get off my f - fucking back, stop
bein’ a buzz kill, you little shit!” Morty let out a disgruntled sigh and
reluctantly followed the elderly man. They were slightly out of breath by the
time they got to the front door, wondering why they were smart enough to go to
other dimensions, but not smart enough to have just flown the ship closer to
where they wanted to be. At least they can say they didn’t skip leg day.
“Hold on a sec, Rick. I don’t recall you bringing anything in exchange for
these - these so called drugs. No invention, money, crystals, or even some fake
shit to pass off as something good, as some sorta trick ‘er something. Why -
why would he give you anything?”
Rubbing his temple and proceeding to roll his eyes, “He said not to worry about
it for now; he’d state what his needs were when we got here.’Just bring
yourself and your Morty and I’ll explain the rest,’ were the words that came
outta his mouth. I figure he wants us to tag along with him somewhere or just -
just wants to be sure we’re legit before telling us his plans. So, shut up and
knock on the fucking door. If anythings up, I - I can handle it.”
Reaching his slender arm up to the center of the door, Morty balled his hands
into a loose fist, ready to strike the door with his knuckles, however, there
was no need. He didn’t get the chance to do so as the door opened revealing a
familiar figure. Morty looked the man over up and down and he did the same to
him in return, but a bit more slowly, stopping and pausing at different regions
of his body.
A grin formed on his lips, and his eyes seemed to be showing his apparent
interest in the boy. Morty hadn’t really known what to think, since he was, in
all sense of the word, Rick. Notable differences being his long, straightened
hair - clearly he took good care of those silky smooth-looking locks - and the
fact that he donned the usual wear of a gardener. Instead of the usual Rick-
looking labcoats, he sported an apron that had various dirt smudges along the
bottom. His eyes were like any other Ricks, except for the light blue that
permeated along where white should be.
“Are… Are you high?”
“Well, hello to you too, you little… Have you even taught your Morty how to say
‘hi’?”
“No, are you kidding me? Is - Is that my goddamn job? O - Of course not. That’s
- That’s why some of us have Beths. Unlike you.”
Morty looked between the two of them. A Mortyless Rick? Well, maybe that would
explain why he’s got “rare plants.” Going on adventures alone might be lonely,
so he’s gotta distract himself somehow, right? Falling into a life of
cultivating drugs. Maybe that’s where he gets his thrills. Honestly, though,
that was all speculation on Morty’s part. Morty turned back to the other Rick
and noticed that he was getting a hearty chuckle out of his Rick’s words,
smiling from ear to ear and genuinely pleased. It was an interesting quality to
see out of a Rick, and he seemed to just be - overall, really - happier.
Something about it attracted Morty to him and he ended up wearing that
infectious smile as well.
It certainly helped that he seemed more… put together? The apron was a nice
look for him, and the straightened hair was something that Morty just kind of
wanted to reach out and touch - on account of it looking all soft. He was
pulled from his thoughts, though, as the other Rick had turned around and
motioned for the two of them to follow.
“Ah, yee. You guys are perfect. Come in, I’ll - I’ll show you what I’ve got in
storage. It’s real strong stuff.”
Rick seemed pleased with his, wrapping his arm around Morty’s shoulder and
pulling him through the threshold, both of them looking around the room that
they’d been guided to. Looked like a regular living room, a TV in the corner
with the couch facing it, a few doors, a coffee table and… a designated “Morty
Zone” that was lit by a pink neon light...? It had several chairs, a few of
them… occupied. By life-like Jessica dolls. One could only really tell they
were fake because of the dead look in their eyes. Besides that disturbing area,
the rest of the room looked normal.
“Oh, golly, I haven’t even in - introduced myself. Morty, I’m Rick Sanchez of
Dimension F420. It’s a… uh… pleasure to meet you. C137’s been telling me a lot
about you.”
“Oh really? Like - Like what?”
F420 brushed back a lock of hair behind his ear and shrugged, grinning and
giggling like a weird, old-man schoolgirl. Morty lifted an eyebrow in suspicion
before F420 grabbed C137 and they’d disappeared behind a door. Morty was a bit
annoyed that that was all he got as a response before they’d just left him
alone in the room. He looked around once more before deciding to check out the
Morty Zone, since it seemed like it was made specifically for… Well, Mortys.
He took his seat next to one of the Jessica dolls and looked at it curiously,
not quite sure what to do. He lifted his hand up to her cheek and was a bit
alarmed at how lifelike the skin felt, pulling back with surprise. Once that
surprise had been pushed down, though, he began to get a little more curious.
His hand moved from her cheek down to her neck and his fingers began to move
along her collarbone, fingertips running along the line ever so delicately. It
was alarmingly warm as well, as if there were veins inside of the doll that
blood could be running through.
Morty looked around quickly to make sure the Ricks weren’t in the room before
he’d guided his hand down and pressed his hand to her clothed chest, pressing
down as his curiosity overtook him and he’d let out a shaky sigh, feeling how
soft her breast was. His palm pressed and stroked against the soft texture,
groaning as he’d crossed his legs to fight the erection that was pushing
against his underwear. His hand reached inside of her cleavage now and he’d
began to knead the breast directly, moaning as he’d appreciated the work that
went into this particular Jessica doll.
“Oooooh, jeez…”
He was so caught up in what he was going that he hadn’t even noticed the Ricks
walk in, the two of them gawking at him for a moment before breaking out in
laughter, causing Morty to fall over with surprise as he’d realized that the
two of them had walked in. F420 pat C137 on the back and seemed to know what
was going on already. He’d looked at Morty with a bit of a weird look.
“They fall for it every god damn time!”
C137 was now holding a bag in his hand - that was surprisingly sizable, too.
Just how high was he looking to get here? Morty didn’t really know how drugs
worked, but that bag was the size of Morty’s head and the plants that he’d had
inside were peeking out of the top. Was he just looking to stock up? Or did the
amount affect how high he’d get? C137 was laughing alongside F420 though, and
he’d grinned along as well.
“I was - was just thinking that! What an idiot!”
“R - R - Ricks?! Je - Jesus, how long w - were you stand - standing there?!”
They seemingly ignored him as they continued to chatter about their own things
and Rick tossed the bag onto the couch in front of the TV, proceeding to take
his lab coat off. Morty lifted an eyebrow in confusion and threw his hands up.
“Wh - what are you doing Rick? D - Didn’t you get what you ca - came for?”
“Well, yeah, I did. Now, Morty, since you’re all warmed up, I need you to t -
take your - take your shirt off.”
“WHAT?!”
F420 was just grinning as he’d proceeded to remove his apron and toss it off to
the side, almost as if he was getting off to Morty’s reaction. Morty’s eyes
noted the growing tent under his waistline, though, and it immediately dawned
on him. Oh my God, WAS HE GETTING OFF TO THIS? The thought was enough to make
Morty’s skin crawl and goosebumps appear on his arms. Maybe this is what Rick
had in mind? Did he know the whole time? Paranoia was starting to set in as he
was feeling like he was being thrown to a horny old man in exchange for what
appeared to be some sorta space weed. F420 began to speak, reaching down to
stroke himself through his pants as his words were said kind of haphazardly.
“Mmmm, well, C137 here wanted the good stuff, so I gave it to him. In exchange,
I get to uh… Have a little fun.”
The way that his tongue trailed over his lips was enough to get Morty to
cringe, F420 biting his lower lip to stifle the excitement from trickling out
of his mouth. Morty’s eyes quickly moved over to C137 to gauge a reaction from
him. The alarming part was that he wasn’t even phased, already removing his
shirt and setting that next to his lab coat. A threesome? Is that what was
happening here? That was even more alarming! Morty began to panic and his heart
rate skyrocketed. At least, until the Jessica that he’d been groping suddenly
opened her mouth and released a gast into Morty’s face, his trepidation and
fear fading away to the sudden onset of lust and desire that overtook him. A
drug…?
“Oh yeah, I had those dolls all set up like that because Mortys keep resisting.
That part helps. I developed a strain of space plant that makes you horny as a
mofo. You’ll fuck anything with a hole. Or, y’know, let anything fuck you too.
It’s a strong substance.”
Before any sign of rebellion could pop up, Morty could feel his entire body in
an extreme heat, sweating way more than any pubescent boy should be sweating.
He began to start stripping down, “oooh”ing and “aaah”ing as Mortys tend to
when they are in discomfort. By the time he was in his underwear, F420 and C137
were already completely naked. F420 pulled Morty to him, smirking as he rubbed
his hardened member between Morty’s thighs from behind, the heat and softness
causing him to groan pleasurably. Morty’s desire to fight back dissolved into
mush as he’d closed his thighs around F420’s dick and looked back at the old
man with a sheepish smile.
“You - You like that, huh? F - fuck it feels so good, baby. Feels s - so good
between your thighs.”
Morty looked back down at the dick being thrust in between his faux-hole and
felt a strange pleasure as the shaft stroked along his clothed balls.
“Geez, this stuff really is potent. I - I don’t think I could ever get used to
this.”
C137’s voice was a surprise as Morty’s head was forced down to his waist and
C137’s dick was presented to Morty’s cheek. In the heat he was in, Morty knew
exactly what to do and he’d engulfed the tip in his mouth, suckling upon the
bulb with no hesitation, his hand quickly gripping and stroking the shaft.
Morty’s eyes looked up at Rick’s face with a sultry stare, and Rick grinned
cockily, his eyes’ whites now the same shade of blue as F420.
“Ughhh, y- yeah Morty, you look - look so cute with a cock in your mouth. Keep
looking up at me with those pretty eyes.”
Without warning, he could feel Rick thrust into his mouth further, fucking his
throat and thrusting with a consistent rhythm. Morty gagged a bit at first, but
relaxed himself, still looking up at Rick, letting him fit the entire length
into his throat.
As Morty was distracted by the dick in his throat, he’d let out a scream of
pained pleasure. His asshole was now filled to the brim with F420’s dick, his
underpants falling to the floor as he was being spitroasted by the two Ricks.
The two Ricks reached across and high-fived each other, C137 laughing and
holding Morty by the throat as he continued his thrusts.
“Y’know, I had no idea what you w - wanted, but I - I gotta say. This - This
idea is pretty freakin’ great.”
“Oooooooh, yeeeeeah. F - Fucking a Morty while tr - trippin’ balls? This is the
beeeeest.”
Morty tried to comment as well, but was silenced on account of the dick in his
throat. F420 spanked Morty hard on the asscheek, causing the boy to let out a
gargled yelp. Being pounded on both ends was making Morty start to feel dizzy
and he could feel his consciousness fading a bit. C137 pulled himself out of
Morty’s throat to give the poor boy air as he’d slapped his cheek with his
dick, pulling on his hair to make Morty look up at him.
“Awww, look’it you. All slobbery and wanting to take our dicks. You’re a good,
slutty Morty, aren’tcha? Grandpa’s good - good boy. J - Just, just perfect for
taking a dick. I bet the dr - drug isn’t even what makes you want this. Y - Y -
You’re just a - a masochistic bitch.”
Morty could only grin, eyes half-lidded, as he’d lifted Rick’s dick up and
began licking at Rick’s ballsack, playing with each ball on his tongue before
taking one into his mouth and suckling it delicately. His hand stroked at
C137’s sticky dick before he’d felt something tight wrap around the base of his
own dick, looking back at F420 and seeing that he’d wrapped a cock ring around
it. He’d moaned a bit as he felt uncomfortable and he’d waved his dick around
at a vain attempt to get it off.
“Nuh-uh. You’re not cumming until we finish, capiche?”
“Aw, j - jeez Rick, I - I - That’s not really f - fair…”
Even as he’d said that, though, F420 shoved his dick deep inside of him - down
to the base - and had firmly pressed the tip of his dick to Morty’s prostate,
causing the boy to shiver with delight. Every thrust lead to a pounding of his
prostate and Morty could feel the build-up to an orgasm that would never come,
moaning with desire and desperately wanting the release that normally came with
pleasure. C137 smacked Morty’s cheek with his dick again as he’d grinned with
glee from the boy’s desperation. Morty whimpered pathetically and he was about
to reach down to pull the cock ring off before C137 stopped him, grabbing both
of his wrists and using a swift twist of his waist to smack Morty’s other cheek
with his dick.
“Puh - puh - please l - l - let me cuuuuuum… I’m sooooo cl - cloooooose…”
“W - Well, then all you’ve gotta do is make us cum.”
With that, C137 shoved himself back down into Morty’s throat and began riding
it hard, moaning and screaming with a crazed laughter. F420 continued to spike
down on Morty’s asshole, working the tight opening as he’d felt himself getting
close to release, and he’d taken a few breaths, slowing down to make sure he
could enjoy every little moment.
“Oooooh, boy, y - you sure m - made your Morty a ffffffiiiiiiine fuck… H -
Haven’t had an asshole this nice s - since C - Cowboy Morty…”
“Mmmmm, yyyyyeah… I - I made sure to make ‘im nice n’ tenderrrrrr…”
Before long, they were both thrusting hard into Morty without any restraint,
groaning and riding the poor boy’s holes to tender soreness, Morty’s eyes
rolling up into his head from the overstimulation and he could feel his orgasm
at the base of his cock, trying to come out but not quite being able to push
hard enough.
“Ah - ah g-grandpa R-Ricks...please cum for - for me...”
As both Ricks came to their eventual releases, Morty was filled on both sides
with cum, the white fluid draining down his throat on one end while his asshole
was overflowing so much that the sticky jizz burst out the edges between his
asshole and F420’s rod.
The two of them pulled their softening cocks from the boy’s holes and let him
fall to the floor, twitching and moaning as he landed on his side. F420 looked
down at Morty’s dick and grinned as he’d noticed how hard and red the poor
appendage was. He’d reached down and began to stroke it, causing Morty to
convulse and twitch, moaning and struggling as he was still unable to cum but
was at the edge of orgasm. Tears were streaked all along his face as he hicced
and huffed for breath, trying not to pass out from being pushed this far.
“Well, I suppose I’ll do the right thing since it seems like this Rick here
likes to abuse ya. Here ya go, buddy.”
With that being said, F420 undid the cock ring and let Morty release, stroking
his dick as the urethra let out several strong bursts of jism, coating F420’s
hand and landing onto the floor, spreading out on the carpet.
“Aww, o - oh jeez, oohh, ahh Christ...”
Morty’s body shivered with pleasure from finally being able to release and he
was unable to hold back the torrent of piss that came soon after, shooting in a
nice stream on top of the cum he’d just shot over the carpet. Once he’d
finished pushing everything he could out, he’d laid limply on the floor,
passing out from the abundance of pleasure. F420 got up and licked the jizz off
of his hand, chuckling as he’d looked over at C137 and motioned on the floor.
“He do that a lot?”
“O - Oh yeah. He - He makes a mess, for sure. N - Need help cleaning up?”
“Oh, shucks, thanks for the offer. But no. Just take yer drugs n’ go.”
C137 put his pants back on and slid his dick back in his pants while grinning,
picking up Morty and tossing him over his shoulder before grabbing the bag and
covering it with his clothes. He’d simply nodded with appreciation to F420
before heading out the door and starting the trek back to the ship.
End Notes
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