Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/8640940. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major Character_Death, No_Archive_Warnings_Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Category: M/M Fandom: Video_Blogging_RPF, Youtube_RPF Relationship: Mark_Fischbach/Sean_McLoughlin Character: Sean_McLoughlin, Mark_Fischbach Additional Tags: Bondage, Rough_Oral_Sex, Torture, Police_Brutality, Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Autism_Spectrum, Implied/Referenced_Suicide, Cancer, Alternate_Universe_-_Soulmates, Orgasm_Delay/Denial, Alternative_Werewolf Lore, Comeplay, Inflation, Fisting, Diapers, Minions, Drug_Withdrawal, Democratic_Republic_of_the_Congo, Daddy_Kink, Cardiophilia, Orgy, Public Masturbation, Septiplier_-_Freeform Series: Part 3 of Making_the_Septiplier_Fanbase_Look_Bad Stats: Published: 2016-11-24 Words: 2129 ****** Yass ****** by MiddleNameIgnominy Summary Jack finds that he's not the only member of his sorority. Jack whipped out his booper dooper and Mark put his boner in it. The end. - I need to up the word count of this fic, so here are the lyrics to We Are Number One, but every 'one' is replaced by Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. ♪ Hey! ♪ We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. ♪ We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Now, listen closely Here's a little lesson in trickery This is going down in history If you wanna be a villain, number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. You have to chase a superhero on the run Just follow my moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound ♪ We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Hey! ♪ We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. ♪ We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Ha ha ha Now look at this net That I just found When I say go Be ready to throw Go! Throw it on him, not me! Uh, let's try something else! Now watch and learn Here's the deal He'll slip and slide on this banana peel! Ha ha ha! What are you doing?! ♪ Hey! ♪ We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Hey! ♪ We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. ♪♪♪ We are number >I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It’s Shrek. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Hey, Hey! Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!