Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/9266708. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Rape/Non-Con, Underage Category: M/M Fandom: モブサイコ100_|_Mob_Psycho_100 Relationship: Kageyama_"Mob"_Shigeo/Reigen_Arataka Character: Kageyama_"Mob"_Shigeo, Reigen_Arataka, Dimple_(Mob_Psycho_100) Additional Tags: yandere_mob, Tsundere_Reigen, holy_shit_m8, Mob_is_fucking_crazy_here_k?, Kill_me_plz Stats: Published: 2017-01-09 Words: 2169 ****** Yandere Mob No No Zone ****** by Alex_Weeb_Trash Summary Mob is yandere and Reigen a tsundere cuz why not? Also Dimple is ded. Notes See the end of the work for notes "Yandere Mob No No Zone" Reigen was waiting on his office for Mob to come, he was pretty late this time (yeah whatever u twat) so he called Mob... (Since talking could be confusing i'll put a letter gg) M "Master Reigen?" R "Oh Mob, are you okay? You're pretty late" M "Yeah i'm okay, sorry, i'm making you wait too much" R "What are you talking about? It's okay, you never take this long so i got worried" M "Don't worry i'll be there in 10 or 20 minutes..." R "Okay, see ya" M "Yeah..." Mob hunged up and Reigen sat there on the couch still waiting, Reigen got up and got close to the window, he started smoking... Dimple didn't showed up, this was weird, everytime he was smoking Dimple would get mad but this whole week he didn't even saw him, Reigen tought he was with Mob, but at the same time he would say something at least, did something happened to him? After a while, Mob came over and Reigen was drinking a cup of water on the couch. M "Master Reigen" R "Hi Mob, how was school today?" M "Good..." R "Just good? C'mon tell me more" M "I really don't have that much to say..." R "It's okay, don't push youself" Mob tought Reigen was being too nice, yeah, he liked him, it was more than obvious, so... there was no problem right? M "Master Reigen, don't you want to drink something else?" R "Like what? Do you want something Mob?" M "I want you to drink beer, will you?" R "But why? I won't let you drink beer if that's what you want to..." M "I just want you to drink beer" R "That doesn't make any sense" M "Please?..." Mob was looking at Reigen with puppy eyes. R "Ugh... I will but you have to tell me why" M "I..." Mob was thinking for an excuse while looking the other way. Reigen sighed "Ok, i will, just for you..." M "Really? Thank you Master Reigen..." you're gonna make it more easy for me, Mob tought. Mob was serving Reigen a lot of beer for a while, Reigen was getting a little drunk and was starting to talk a little dumb, Reigen was talking nonsense and about his feelings, he was being too trusty now... (no shit sherlock oh my god). M "So... Master Reigen?" R "Yee?" M "So you are a virgin right?" R "Yeah i never fucked a girl, i would like to... to smash a pussy" M "I see... what about a boy?" R "What are you fucking gay?" (xdd) M "You are so funny Master Reigen" Mob was holding Reigen's hands. R "Shit is it me or you are warm as fuck? Holy shit Mob you are like a girl sometimes" Reigen giggles (oh dayum) M "You silly... What do you think about me Master Reigen...?" R "I think, you're pretty cute and a good kid, but stop being so fucking weird, like... hey man, i know you are shy and all but holy shit, still... you are a good kid and i love being your master yeah? fucking hell..." M "Don't you want to go home Master?" R "Uh... yeah why not? I think we're fine for today we helped a lot of people yeah!" M "I'll help you get home, get up" R "Yeah sure kiddo..." Reigen almost falls off if it wasn't for Mob holding him. Mob had to brag Reigen in the middle of the street, he fell asleep on Mob's shoulder while he was helping him walk a little. Mob was at the door of Master Reigen's apartment, he took Reigen's keys from his pocket and opened the door, it took like 10 minutes for Mob to put Reigen on the bed, he was pretty heavy (just for him, Mob is weak af i mean yeah dude) This was it... Mob was smiling a little while staring at Reigen, he was sleeping and a little blushed by the alcohol, he looks so cute! Mob hugged Reigen and rubbed his face against him, he was warm. Mob was so happy, is this what they call euphoria?! Mob got up and started jumping on the bed, he was so happy, he got Reigen all for himself forever, he was going to be Reigen's first time. Mob started moving around bed a lot, it was all warm, he was so blushed and smiling a lot, Reigen was warm and soft. M "Hey Master Reigen?! Would you like to eat my ass?!" Mob started laughing while sitting on Reigen's face, it was surprisingly comfortable (oh ok). M "You silly! You can't talk now do you?! Oh man..." Mob started searching everywhere on Reigen's house, he was pretty normal, nothing weird until... Mob found condoms on a drawer, a rope and adhesive tape(the grey one u know the strong one?... yeah shit)... perfect. M "Oh Master Reigen, you are so pervy! You got condoms here?! Who did you think you where going to fuck silly?" Mob went to the living room and saw a stereo, he wanted to listen to some cool music before fucking Reigen... So he listened to "You're the best around by Joe Esposito" and started dancing with a fucking broom, he was really energetic now and turned on, holy shit (what the fuck am i doing with my life?). Mob stopped and turned off the stereo, he went to the bedroom again and saw Reigen a little awake. M "Don't dare to wake up now Master Reigen or i'll be mean..." (WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!) R "W-wha? Wait, are you... here?" M "I said i was going to help you get home" R "Oh yeah thanks Mob, you should... like... go home now? Also what are you doing with that broom?" Mob forgot to let go of the broom (LET IT GOOOO!!!) M "The floor was dirty so i decided to clean it up a little..." Mob threw the broom on the floor very far away... yeah R "What the hell? Don't do that man, what are you a motherfucking maid? Hell no! Go home and get some sleep like the good kid you are..." M "I'm not a good kid anymore Master Reigen..." (OW THE EDGE!) R "What? I'm okay so fuck off will ya?" M "Master Reigen you fucking cockblockaaa, im a yandere boy and i'll fucking rape you man!" R "Oh shit m8 im stronger than you so fuck off yee?" M "Oh but you are weak now, you drank too much and you'll see, i'll use my psychic powers if you resist you horny slut!" R "I told you not to use your psychic powers against people..." Mob grabs the rope he found a while ago from his pockets. M "But you never told me i couldn't use a rope..." R "Oh shit" Mob got closer to Reigen and tied him up, it was easy, he was so vulnerable now... R "What the hell Mob? Is this a joke or what?" (that's probably what you're thinking about this fic... xD) M "I told you, im a yandere boy, also we're on a fic so we have to fuck even if we don't want to..." R "What are you talking about? Oh wait yeah, this fucker right here wants us to fuck, damn, like... he's making it funny for us a little but it's still gonna be fucking dirty" M "Oh my god, i know right?! But well..." Mob unzipped Reigen's pants, he was a little hard... M "Hm~ you pervy boy, you're a little hard..." Mob chuckled while staring at Reigen directly, he was embarassed and nervous. R "Shit Mob, this joke is not funny, leave my dick alone!" M "Uh? C'mon now, i won't bite Master Reigen~" Mob was smiling liek the yandere boy he is (holy shit m8) and started to rub Reigen's... PENIS with his hand, it was soft and warm, he was getting really hard. M "Oh, you~ You're so cute, you say this is not funny but you really like it don't you?!" Reigen looked away embarassed and blushed, he didn't wanted to respond at all... (oh shit is Reigen tsundere?!) M "Master Reigen, i always wanted you sooo much, i need you now okay?" Mob blushed a lot, he was looking a little embarassed but he was still staring at Reigen(actual Yuno face gg). R "You twat xd" Mob stared at Reigen with a serious face and started to masturbate Reigen faster and harder. M "You like that don't you?!" A little precum was out, Mob took it with one of his fingers and put them inside of Reigen's mouth. M "Taste the precum motherfucker!" Mob was moving his two fingers inside Reigen's mouth, Reigen was trying not to make any sound while closing his eyes, this was too much for him. M "Now you'll know betcheee, i'll be right back, you do something and i'll fuck you up k?" Mob went to the kitchen and grabbed an egg (yeah why not?) and put it inside a condom, now he has an erotic condom weapon (HOLY SHIT, BEST IDEA!!!) he went back to Reigen's, he was struggling a little to escape. M "Hey im back you slut, i told you not to do anything and what you do?! You try to escape you silly brat!" Mob slapped Reigen with the condom, the egg broke. R "What the fuck?! Did you just hit me with a fucking egg inside a condom?!" M "No shit sherlock, now... do you want me to use a condom or not?" Reigen was staring confused and surprised. R "Condom please? I guess?... what the hell are you going to do?" M "Oh then i'll do it without a condom~" Mob was laughing a little while slapping Reigen with the super erotic weapon in the face. R "This is fucking weird, what the hell are you doing?" Mob pulled out his pants just to reveal he is really fucking hard, but he has a smol diki gg. Reigen started laughing at Mob's dick, he was so small. R "Are you really going to fuck me with that?! It's so tiny!!!" Reigen couldn't stop laughing, he was even crying of laughter. M "Who said i was going to fuck you? You're gonna fuck me you idiot, it would be a waste not to taste your big diek" R "Wha? No please..." M "Are you fucking idiot? What the hell? Do you really think that, just for saying "Please no" im going to not do it? Are you okay reatard? I AM WOOD, STOOOPID!" Mob slapped Reigen again with the erotic weapon. Reigen got tired and gave up, he stopped struggling and just stared at Mob embarassed and a little nervous. M "Reigen are you a tsundere?" R "Sh-shut up you baka!!!" M "Oh shit, when a boy is tsundere is just so fucking cute~" Mob was... uh, yeah, he tried to ride Reigen but he is weak as fuck. M "Shit! You're so big Master Reigen... This is it, im your first time, now you'll never forget this~" Reigen was making tiny sounds while Mob was just moaning like crazy, he couldn't stop at all. mob grabbed Reigen's head with both hands and stared at him direactly while drooling, Reigen was breathing a little heavy and tried to look away, Mob was a fucking pervert. R "M-Mob, you... you are a... a fucking pervert" M "I know and i don't care!" Mob hugged Reigen, everything was warm. R "Ah shit, i can't argue with you anymore..." Mob untied Reigen, this was the moment boi. Reigen was fucking Mob now. R "Goddamn it, you are really a pervert don't you... baka?!" M "Just keep going you trash~" Mob was smiling while staring at Reigen, he was like a hentai girl xdd. Reigen was going really hard now, Mob started cumming everywhere like a uh... yeah he cums and then Reigen cums and everything's over, go home now dude. R "Shit... What the hell did i do...?" Mob was hugging Reigen, they slept together all night. Reigen stared at Mob, he was smiling and blushing. M "You're so warm Master Reigen" R "Shit, Mob... i love you~" M "What are you fucking gay? Love is for faggets~ i need you cuz im yandere and you know how it is man" R "Oh okay then, also, what happened to Dimple? Don't you know anything?" M "He's gay so i killed him yeah? I didn't wanted him to even look at you~" R "What the hell?!" Fucking flying gay talking fart dude, love is for faggets, that's the lesson for today, fuck off, love you ~ I KNOW I KNOW, THIS WAS FUCKING WEIRD AND A LOT OF SWEARING, BAD JOKES AND RANDOM STUFF, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKE REIMOB K?! PS: I really wanted to make this, plz don't hate me~ End Notes PSPS: Ritsu is k, na im kidding Mob killed him to cuz... well because i can okay? Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!