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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Underage
  Category:
      F/M
  Fandom:
      Skylanders_Giants
  Relationship:
      Chill_&_Jet-Vac
  Character:
      Spyro_-_Character, Jet-Vac, Stealth_Elf, Chill_-_Character, Kaos
  Additional Tags:
      Sex, OOC
  Stats:
      Published: 2013-08-08 Chapters: 1/7 Words: 222
****** Windmill, Windmill ******
by orphan_account
Summary
     Sometimes paradise isn't what it's cut out to be. inspired by the
     chourus of 'good day ache' by gorillaz
Notes
     Warning! this is rated explict for a reason FOR ADULTS ONLY! STAY
     AWAY LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS
See the end of the work for more notes
A whole army of armored chompies approached the three Skylanders. Spyro was
first to charge into battle. headfirst, killing off half of the chompies Jet-
vac used the suction half of his Vac Blaster 20x to suck the chompies up into
the spinning blades of the fan inside his vac blaster. Stealth Elf was de-
armoring then slicing their eyes off.
Jet-Vac looked into the corner of the scene to see a spell punk. he then jet-
packed toward it then pinned it to the ground "where are you going?" he
questioned.
"nowhere." the punk replied I'm the guardian of paradise island. I'm just
coming back from a little stop.
"paradise island?" Stealth Elf teleported next to the two. "what's that?"
"ah, I wish I really knew. alas, I don't" the Spell Punk replied. but I can say
what I've heard from survivors"
"Survivors?!" Stealth Elf reapeated.
"it is because of the fact that
Paradise Island bring their best dream to life real in a hallucination that
makes creatures fro molekin to arkeyan to go mad. "
"well team, we can either die of boredom here. or go into this place." Jet-Vac
replied.
"let's go, We're Skylanders. we can handle a measly hallucination." spyro
awnsered.
"yeah!" Stealth elf chimed in.
"kay, Let's go." Jet-Vac said. and the spell punk led them to their potenial
death.
End Notes
     there is no explict content yet, but a bit after Jet-Vac goes in. the
     gears will start a-goin' this is Jet-Vac x Chill so CRACK PAIRINGS
     RULE THE NIGHT!
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