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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/F, Multi
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Rose_Lalonde/Mom, John_Egbert/Rose_Lalonde/Mom
  Character:
      John_Egbert, Rose_Lalonde, Mom_(Homestuck)
  Additional Tags:
      Threesome, Incest, Threesome_-_F/F/M, Parent/Child_Incest
  Collections:
      Claimed_Fills
  Stats:
      Published: 2011-11-13 Words: 2102
****** Win/Win ******
by dogtier
Summary
     Mom and Rose team up to seduce John.
Notes
     Originally written for the Homesmut kink meme in response to this
     prompt.
“Getting a man is all about how you present yourself,” Rose’s mother had told
her. Rose had assumed she was warning her against dressing cheap and had done
her best to look as elegantly and lovely as possible when John came over for
dinner. Her skirt feel to her knees and her sweater was tight but high cut.
Her mother wore a short dress with a plunging neckline and bent over as much as
possible. John hadn’t looked at Rose once all night.
After that the war escalated, each of them dressing and behaving more and more
outrageously trashy in a battle to finally get John to stop being such a
gentleman and ravish them. But John was stubborn, or maybe just oblivious, and
Rose found herself relying on her hand. Several times a day in fact. Because as
much as she loathed to admit it, her mother was an attractive woman. An
attractive woman who lounged around on the couch with her legs spread,
deepthroating popsicles and making obscene moaning noises. Rose wasn’t made of
stone.
“When you finish, we should have a chat,” her mother said, interrupting Rose’s
latest wank session. Rose froze on her bed, one finger still jammed inside
herself. “Oh, for god’s sake, please tell me you can take more than that.”
Rose defiantly shoved in a second, failing to disguise a wince.
“Have you never seen a real penis? Oh, of course you haven’t,” her mother said.
“Better leave him to a woman who can actually handle a dick.”
Her mother walked out of the room. That evening after dinner she returned to
her room to find a dildo and a bottle of lube had been left on her bed with a
encouraging note telling her that one day she’s be a woman. One day, years from
now. Rose crumpled it and fumed. John had been over again. It was summer and he
had been wearing a tight, sweat stained white shirt and shorts. Frustratingly
baggy shorts that hid any evidence of either of the Lalonde women effecting
him. She whipped her dress over her head angrily, wriggled out of and kicked
her underwear away, and dropped on the bed. Fuck her mother.
“Aw, I see you at least know where that goes,” her mother said, entering
without knocking once again to find Rose on her knees, working the dildo in her
from behind. “Having a little doggy style fantasy are we? How dirty.”
“Shut up or help,” Rose growled.
“If you insist,” her mother said, knocking her hand away and grabbing the end
of the dildo. Rose froze, sure it had to be some sort of trick but no, her
mother was indeed working the fake phallus in and out of her. She even reached
around and gave Rose’s clitoris and good rub while she was at it.
“That’s my girl,” her mother cooed when Rose moaned and dropped her head down,
biting the pillow. “My darling little slut.”
Her mother left after getting Rose off, leaving the girl slumped on the bed in
a confused daze. Perhaps there was another solution to the John problem. Maybe
they could both win.
 
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John cut their lawn on Thursdays. After he was done, he would come in for a
glass of lemonade. Only instead of finding Mrs. Lalonde mixing herself a drink,
he found a note telling him to come to the parlor.
“Hello?” he called as he entered. On the sofa sat Ms. Lalonde with Rose in her
lap. They were both completely naked. Ms. Lalonde had three fingers inside
Rose, pumping them slowly and Rose was playing with her own breasts.
“Hello John,” Ms. Lalonde said. She gave him her biggest smile, pulling out her
fingers and using them to spread Rose wide, displaying how pink and wet she
was. Rose looked up and gave him a playful smile. John took a stumbling step
backwards.
“I see you’re busy, uh, Ms Lalonde and… uh Rose. I’m…. I’m going to go now…” he
stammered.
“John. Egbert.” Ms. Lalonde snapped. “You close that door and get over here
right. This. Instant.”
“Okay,” John said meekly, kicking the door behind him. He thought it closed, he
couldn’t tell without looking and looking away from Rose was really, really
hard and not something he could manage at the moment. He stopped a foot in
front of the couch, close enough to touch, but he kept his hands tightly
clasped behind his back to disguise the shaking.
“Good boy,” Ms. Lalonde cooed. “We have a treat for you, don’t we Rose?”
“Oh yes,” Rose agreed.
“A treat?” John asked.
“Mmmhmmm,” Ms. Lalonde hummed. “It’s my darling right here.”
“Rose? I uh, don’t understand,” John said.
“Your treat is my wonderful daughter, I’m giving her to you,” Ms. Lalonde said.
“But I was be remiss if I didn’t make sure you knew how to use her properly
first.”
John stared, dumbfounded. He wasn’t quite sure he wasn’t suffering from a
heatstroke. The only problem with that theory was not even his fantasies were
this lurid.
“Don’t be shy, John,” Rose said. “Take it out.”
“What?” John said. Rose sighed, her annoyance actually sounding familiar. Holy
fuck, it was really Rose. Rose who thought he was a complete dumbass that was
leaning forward and undoing the button of his shorts. His hands flailed, unable
to decide whether to stop her or help. They ended up settling on her shoulders
as she pulled out his dick and began stroking it.
“I’m going to make you very happy, John,” Rose said.
“Okay,” John said. Rose smirked and pushed him. He stumbled backwards and Rose
pursed him, guiding him to sit down in one of the plush armchairs. She climbed
into his lap, wrapping her hand around his dick again. “Oh, don’t we need a
condom?”
“Such a gentleman,” Ms. Lalonde said. “But don’t worry, everything is taken
care of. This is your present after all.”
Rose didn’t wait for John to respond before lowering herself down onto his
dick. John’s eyes widened in surprise and he grabbed onto the arms of the chair
as Rose pulled herself up and lowered herself again. God, she was so hot and
tight. And as she moved, her small breasts were bounced in his face. John
reached out and cupped one in his hand, rubbing his thumb over the nipple. Rose
moaned in response so he did it again. Her head dropped back and he leaned in
to kiss her exposed throat. That’s what people did in the movies, right?
Their movements became frantic, John’s hips jerking wildly while Rose did her
best to keep some sort of rhythm. She failed, and John felt bad for ruining her
attempts by coming in less than ten minutes. He smiled nervously at her when he
was finished, and she smiled back so he thought they were okay. She pulled
herself off John, leaving him panting in the armchair and dropping back on the
couch herself.
“Well, let’s see,” Ms. Lalonde said. John was startled. He had forgotten Rose’s
mother was there. He was also confused and stared as Rose spread her legs,
letting her mother kneel between them. Ms. Lalonde spread Rose’s labia with her
fingers and watched as Rose pushed a little bit of John’s come out of herself.
“There we are.”
Ms. Lalonde wiped up the bit of semen with her fingertip and brought it to her
mouth. She moaned extravagantly around her finger as she sucked it deep into
her mouth, then pulled it free with a pop.
“I haven’t tasted someone so young in a long time,” Ms. Lalonde said. “John,
come here.”
John followed her beckoning finger, numb with shock. Maybe he had died of a
heat stroke and was sent to porno heaven. He had been a good boy, so he kneeled
next to Ms. Lalonde and watched as she leaned in and licked Rose, pushing he
tongue inside and scooping out more of John’s come. Without swallowing, she
pulled back and pressed her lips to John, forcing her tongue inside until he
sucked the saltiness off it. He could feel Rose shudder next to him. Ms.
Lalonde repeated the action and John numbly accepted it, swallowing mouthful
after mouthful of his own come until she finally seemed satisfied with the
amount she had gotten out of Rose.
“Aw, no more,” Ms. Lalonde said, pouting. “John, do you think you could give us
a second serving?”
Ms. Lalonde reached over and grabbed John’s cock, making him squeak in
surprise. He was hard again already.
“The vigor of youth,” Ms. Lalonde said. “Sit on the couch, please. There’s a
good boy. Now, let’s give your gift a little rest while I show you a few tricks
of my own.”
She took John’s cock into her mouth and didn’t even pause to catch her breathe,
immediately beginning to bob her head, going deeper and deeper each time until
he was all the way in. She moaned around him and pulled back to just suck the
head before going down again. She repeated the action again and again until he
was on the edge of losing it. Then she pulled off completely and wrapped her
hand around him.
“There, nice and wet. I’ve noticed you looking at my breasts. It’s okay, I want
you to like them.” She smiled, rising up on her knees and guiding him to place
his dick between her breasts. She squeezed them together around him. “Go ahead,
fuck them. I want your come all over me.”
John obeyed, getting lost in it until he heard a gasp beside him.
“Oh, god,” Rose groaned. John turned to look at her. She had three fingers
moving fast inside herself. John starred as she let out a strangled shout and
curled over, eyes rolling back. Oh, so that’s what girls looked like when they
came. It only took him a few more thrusts before he was following her.
Ms. Lalonde did her extravagant porno gasping again, pumping John hard and
milking out all she could onto her heaving chest. It actually hurt by the time
she let go. She sat herself down in the armchair and ran a finger through the
mess.
“Rose, darling,” Ms. Lalonde said. Rose sunk to the floor, crawling over to her
mother, who lifted one of her large breasts with her hand in offering. Rose
climbed up and licked. John stared as Rose suckled on her mother’s come covered
nipple and was shocked to realize that yes, Virginia, a third round was
possible.
Ms. Lalonde pushed Rose’s head down until Rose was on the floor again, mouth
between her mother’s legs and her tongue pushing inside. Her ass was angled
right at John and his mouth was watering. He wanted to be in her again so
badly. Rose must have known his thoughts, because she wriggled her ass in
invitation.
“Oh, yes,” Ms. Lalonde cooed. “John, don’t resist it.”
He didn’t, hurrying over and pressing himself against Rose’s back. He was so
eager he missed the first two times he tried to push in. The angle was
different but he hit the right one on the third attempt, sliding back into Rose
with a groan. He soon discovered that being behind her gave him more control,
allowing him to get a lot of leverage and really thrust. She moaned
enthusiastically the harder he went, eventually giving up on going down on her
mother in favor of panting against her thigh and chanting encouraging comments.
Ms. Lalonde was rubbing her clit as she watched and that was so fucking hot. He
managed to last long enough to watch Ms. Lalonde come before shooting inside
Rose again.
“Wow,” John said, watching Rose slump against the chair. “Just out of
curiosity, could someone pinch me? I’m sort of sure I’m hallucinating right
now.”
Rose reached over and pinched him. He failed to wake up. She seemed about to
say something when the clock rang.
“Oh my god, my dad’s expecting me home,” John said. There was no way he was
going home smelling like he did right then.
“Calm down,” Ms. Lalonde said. “I will call your father and tell him you are
invited for diner. Now you to, do take advantage of the size of the master
bathroom. I believe John owes you a few orgasms.”
John blushed. Maybe he had been a little selfish.
“Sorry,” he said.
“Don’t worry, Egbert. You’re going to make it up to me,” Rose said. She smirked
and pulled John with her out of the room.
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