Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/10210706. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Underage Category: M/M Fandom: Haikyuu!! Relationship: Kageyama_Tobio/Kindaichi_Yuutarou, Ennoshita_Chikara/Narita_Kazuhito, Kunimi_Akira/Ushijima_Wakatoshi, Kai_Nobuyuki/Shibayama_Yuuki, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba_Shigeru Character: Kindaichi_Yuutarou, Kunimi_Akira, Ennoshita_Chikara, Narita_Kazuhito, Watari_Shinji, Fukunaga_Shouhei, Shibayama_Yuuki, others_will_be_included but_not_within_the_chatroom, Kyoutani_Kentarou, Yahaba_Shigeru, Kinoshita Hisashi, Kai_Nobuyuki, Kageyama_Tobio Additional Tags: chatfic, chatroom, Textfic, Texting, They're_All_Gay, Everyone_Is_Gay, they_have_boy_talk_too_lmao, narita_is_done, kunimi_is_fab, kindaichi can't_seduce_setters_for_shit, ennoshita_is_going_with_it, watari_is watari, Fuck_idk_how_to_tag, yahaba_is_pepe_btw, Very_casually_updated when_I'm_bored, There_may_be_some_actual_plot_involved_idk, Transgender, transgender_character, Trans!Shibayama, TECHNICALLY_underage_but_they're 16-17_they_ain't_babies, Underage_Sex, Underage_consensual_sex, Crushes, v_v_big_crush_in_Kindaichi's_case, the_poor_shallot_nobody_gives_him chill, but_on_the_bright_side_he_managed_to_confess_in_chapter_9, Kindaichi_quotes_shrek_lol, Fluff, Minor_Angst_(for_now), yahaba_is Desperate™, kyoutani_is_Salty™, everyone_else_is_Rollin_With_It™, also kindaichi_is_Sad_and_Single™, Getting_Back_Together, kunimi_is_the ultimate_perv, #bottomkindaichi2017, why_does_Kindaichi_never_bottom_in this_fandom_this_is_sad_and_needs_to_be_fixed Stats: Published: 2017-03-10 Updated: 2017-11-16 Chapters: 15/? Words: 12263 ****** We, the Forgotten Ones ****** by GrimoireOfPotato Summary twometerfootlong: oh, you're that one guy that was following Kindaichi around, what was his name again? Kindaichi: yeah I think his name was panini or some shit fUCKunagq: P A N I N I KunimemeSHakira: i swear if i could i would punch you in the dick kindaichi Notes See the end of the work for notes ***** Chapter 1 ***** < Back   the forgotten ones united ===============================================================================   kazushitoNARUTO has added eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA, KunimemeSHakira, Kindaichi, DeathNoteWatari, kai, yoOky, and fUCKunagq to the chatroom.   eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Narita what is this   Kindaichi: what does the name mean by “forgotten ones”???   kazushitoNARUTO: oh come on don't tell me u guys haven't noticed it   fUCKunagq: noticed what   KunimemeSHakira: who is this??   fUCKunagq: ?? u don't know me?? it's me, shohei fukunaga from Nekoma   Kindaichi: …   Kindaichi: who now   kazushitoNARUTO: SEE   kazushitoNARUTO: RIGHT THERE DID U SEE THAT   DeathNoteWatari: c wut?   kai: I do not understand what is going on right now   yoOky: who r u again?   kai: It is me, the vice captain of Nekoma   kai: Nobuyuki Kai   fUCKunagq: we had a vice captain???   Kindaichi: Am very confuse??? What df is these people??   kazushitoNARUTO: oh my god r u ppl deaf? What I'm talking about is screaming right in ur ear!!   KunimemeSHakira: that would explain the deafness   eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: it's too dark tho I can't hear u   DeathNoteWatari: lmao   kazushitoNARUTO: sigh   kazushitoNARUTO: kk fine I'll get to tha point   kazushitoNARUTO: rnt u guys sick and tired of being the background characters all the time   Kindaichi: now u sound like some sort of commercial guy   kazushitoNARUTO: wiLl u ish for fIVE sedoncs   KunimemeSHakira: 1   KunimemeSHakira: 2   KunimemeSHakira: 3   KunimemeSHakira: 4   KunimemeSHakira: 5   KunimemeSHakira: ok now what   kazushitoNARUTO: FFS   kazushitoNARUTO: this chat is for us unpopular ppl in our volleyball teams!!   kazushitoNARUTO: so we can share our troubles and pain together!!!   Kindaichi: exccusw me? y m I here then??   eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: tbh narita I can kinda see where ur coming from   eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: to tell ppl they're unpopular is kinda mean tho lol   kai: I will have you know that I am the vice captain of my team. I assure you I am not ‘unpopular.’   yoOky: wait which team r u on again   kai: Nekoma. You?   yoOky: bR O   DeathNoteWatari: SNORT   KunimemeSHakira: wait who are u   DeathNoteWatari: EH?!   DeathNoteWatari: Y U DONT REMEMBER ME??   DeathNoteWatari: seijoh’s libero?? watari shinji?? eh?? eh???   Kindaichi: we had a libero?   eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: oh dear ***** no ***** Chapter Summary doge has left the chatroom. Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom. doge: DTOP Kindaichi: no doge: R U RETARDED Kindaichi: no doge: STOP SAYING NO Kindaichi: no doge: thaTS IT IM KICKIN UR ASS AT SCHOOL TOMORROW GET PREAPRED FOR A DESK IN YO ASSHO Kindaichi: nO < Back   the forgotten ones united =============================================================================== Kindaichi has added doge and pepe to the chatroom. eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ?? Kindaich who r these ppl?? doge has left the chatroom. Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom. doge has left the chatroom. Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom. doge has left the chatroom. Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom. doge has left the chatroom. Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom. doge has left the chatroom. Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom. doge: fFS U WANT A FOOT UP UR ASS U SHALLOT Kindaichi: no doge has left the chatroom. Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom. doge: DTOP Kindaichi: no doge: R U RETARDED Kindaichi: no doge: STOP SAYING NO Kindaichi: no doge: thaTS IT IM KICKIN UR ASS AT SCHOOL TOMORROW GET PREAPRED FOR A DESK IN YO ASSHO Kindaichi: nO pepe: lol do it it'll be funny Kindaichi: NO KunimemeSHakira: I'll bring the popcorn Kindaichi: nOoOoOOOoO pepe: and I'll have my cell at the ready KunimemeSHakira: To call 119? pepe: no to take pictures lol Kindaichi: no Kindaichi: no Kindaichi: no Kindaichi: no doge has left the chatroom. Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom. doge: KUNIMI TELL ME KINDAICHIS DEEPEST DIRTIEST SECRET KunimemeSHakira: Ohohoh you've come to the right guy Kindaichi: nO Kindaichi: no Kindaichi: no Kindaichi: no Kindaichi: no KunimemeSHakira: You see, much like many other little boys and girls his age, he's got a crush on  someone. He has for about maybe 3-4 years now? Kindaichi: no Kindaichi: mo Kindaichi: *no KunimemeSHakira: In fact, I'd dare say it's love. KunimemeSHakira: Perhaps, o b s s e s s i o n . Kindaichi: no Kindaichi: Kunimi u piece of shit pepe: HO HE TRIGERD Kindaichi: Kunimi I swear to father theresa u piece of shit if u tell I'm going to shove kyoutani up ur asshole KunimemeSHakira: ... KunimemeSHakira: It's Kageyama from Karasuno Kindaichi has left the chatroom. doge has added Kindaichi to the chatroom. ***** Chapter 3 ***** < Back the forgotten ones united ===============================================================================   pepe: heyyyy kindaichi look at what I got pepe has sent a picture. pepe has sent a picture. pepe has sent a picture. Kindaichi: cOULD YOU FUCK OFF Kindaichi: since when did I ever say I actually had a ctusj ib kqfeysma snuwsys DeathNoteWatari: Japanese please?? pepe: ur wecome Kindaichi: I don't want weird ass pictures of the guy I hate ok stOp KunimemeSHakira: ...said the gay shallot, as he eagerly printed out the picture to stick it on the ceiling above his bed. Kindaichi: kunimi just stfu kai: I can smell the homosexuality through the screen KunimemeSHakira: Oh yeah and btw before Kindaichi can try and use it against me I'm gay for Ushijima Wakatoshi from Shiratorizawa I bought all the magazines featuring him KunimemeSHakira: Ok who wants to step out of the closet next pepe: I'm fucking Kyoutani doge: no ur not pepe: yes I am doge: everyone knows ur bottom bitch pepe: Oh plz u def liked it when I pushed you against the wall that one time DeathNoteWatari: Oh heyyyy I remember that :D pepe: ur totally a bottom doge: that's not what the condoms in my trash can are saying pepe: Yeah, because they're saying I top biatch doge: maybe in ur dreams but not reality eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Well, I might as well step up and say I may or may not have my attention on a guy in my volleyball team. ^///^’ kazushitoNARUTO: :000 WHO IT B kazushitoNARUTO: I swear I won't tell eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: That'll be ten million yen, please. kazushitoNARUTO: COME ONNN PLZZZ yoOky: I'd hate to be a bother, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious as well ó3ó kai: I don’t have any love interests in particular, but I do know that my tastes lie in the male sex. fUCKunagq: well since everyone is saying it I might as well say I like dick too lol DeathNoteWatari: Am I the only straight one here?? ! - ! KunimemeSHakira: Stop being in the closet it'll be easier for everyone including yourself DeathNoteWatari: But I'm not ;;;;-;;;; pepe: looks like we got a closet case over here you guys DeathNoteWatari: I'm leaving :-: DeathNoteWatari has left the chatroom. … DeathNoteWatari has joined the chatroom. DeathNoteWatari: Nobody’s gonna add me back in?? :’( pepe: oh, right, u exist pepe: I almost forgot DeathNoteWatari: D:::: Kindaichi has left the chatroom. KunimemeSHakira has added Kindaichi to the chatroom. KunimemeSHakira: nice try Kindaichi: I fucking hate you all Kindaichi: Btw yahaba whERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THESE PICTURES?! pepe: Ohohoh u wanna know the source eh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Kindaichi: yeah I do, he's at least half naked in every single one who the fuck is taking these Kindaichi: thats illegal and a violation of his privacy it's not cool so whoevers taking them should umm idk sTOP?? yoOky: man, I wish I had an overprotective wannabe boyfriend Kindaichi: I am nOT overprotective and I don't waNt to be his boyfriend kai: As vice-captain, I will take responsibility and find you someone, Shibayama yoOky: SENPAI ( T∀T ) pepe: aww so cute Kindaichi: we’re not done here fucker pepe: sigh pepe: well arighty then if u insist pepe has added SPAAAAAAEEEEEC to the chatroom. SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: yohoo yahaba chan pepe: hello Oikawa senpai Kindaichi: OIKAWA SAN?! SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: ohh Kindaichi chan ur here too!! Kindaichi: orbsyejekrj Kindaichi: kwotieynagehw SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: eh? japanese please Kindaichi: YOURE THE ONE WITH TE PICTURES???! SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: ?? SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: ohhhh u mean the ones of tobio chan? SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: im such a master photographer aren't I. SPAAAAAAEEEEEC has sent a photo. Kindaichi: but like Kindaichi: WHY SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: ?? because he's adorable I want to squeeze him SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: and btw did u know that when u want to squeeze something because it's adorable it's actually ur human nature telling u to kill it SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: because there's only room for one cute thing in this world and that cute thing is me *^_^* Kindaichi: …-_- Kindaichi has added Iwaizumi to the chatroom. Iwaizumi: SHITTYKAWA YOU TRASH WHAT WERE U DOING SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: ehhhh?! why, nothing at all my precious iwa chan! fUCKunagq: it seems we’re being outshone in a group chat for people that are usually outshone Iwaizumi: Ah, sorry for the intrusion. Thanks for telling me about this, Kindaichi. I'll be sure to deal with this. SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: Kindaichi chan u traitor!! T^T Iwaizumi has kicked SPAAAAAAEEEEEC out of the chatroom. Iwaizumi has left the chatroom. yoOky: There’s quite a bit of drama going on in Seijoh’s team, huh…? ^ ^’ DeathNoteWatari: and all because kindaichi couldn't stand to see his bae being looked upon by another guy DeathNoteWatari: such a man, kindaichi!(^ー^) they all grow up so fast pepe: btw I top kyou doge: fFS ***** Chapter 4 ***** Chapter Summary KunimemeSHakira: he's so fucking hot let him fuck me Kindaichi: In your dreams maybe u nasty thirsty hoe KunimemeSHakira: gurl u know im a hella lot more than nasty and thirsty give me better insults Kindaichi: u ass sniffing std ridden hoebag fUCKunagq: u body pillow-fucking fangirl with too much free time kazushitoNARUTO: u udder licking cow fucker pepe: u may be in school, but you'll need to do better to get yourself some *** c l a s s *** doge: Big words from a plastic Barbie bitch KunimemeSHakira: shoutout to tendou san KunimemeSHakira: he personally requested a selfie from ushiwaka to send to me and now we're bros KunimemeSHakira has sent a picture. KunimemeSHakira: he's so fucking hot let him fuck me Kindaichi: In your dreams maybe u nasty thirsty hoe KunimemeSHakira: gurl u know im a hella lot more than nasty and thirsty give me better insults Kindaichi: u ass sniffing std ridden hoebag fUCKunagq: u body pillow-fucking fangirl with too much free time kazushitoNARUTO: u udder licking cow fucker pepe: u may be in school, but you'll need to do better to get yourself some *** c l a s s *** doge: Big words from a plastic Barbie bitch pepe: umm honey don't even get me started on that hair Kindaichi: ok ok lets not let things get out of hand KunimemeSHakira: hey kyoutani yahaba sent me a picture of u sleeping KunimemeSHakira has sent a picture. KunimemeSHakira: so yahaba does top lol doge: fuck off that was only one time. I just took pity on the bastard pepe: lololol ur just a stubborn lil bitch doge: skank pepe: slut doge: voluntary bukkake victim pepe: twink weenie Kindaichi: things are getting out of hand you all need to breathe for a second and chill doge has sent a video Kindaichi: no kyoutani not that kind of breathing ffs KunimemeSHakira: let them fight some more they'll get over it eventually KunimemeSHakira: besides these insults are much funner than thirsty and nasty pepe: lol u breathe like that ass up in bed too Kindaichi: do you want me to call Iwaizumi san in again or kai: Honestly? Please do… doge: don't even try making shit up u bitch DeathNoteWatari: noooooooo, let them fight to the death!!! pepe: lol making stuff up? hypocrite alert Kindaichi has added Iwaizumi to the chatroom. doge: bottom in denial pepe: i kno u r but what am i doge: I watched u shove peanuts up ur ass pepe: yes anything but ur bite sized dick lol Iwaizumi: …yeah, I think I've seen enough. Thanks for telling me about this, Kindaichi. pepe: oh shit doge has left the chatroom. Iwaizumi has added doge to the chatroom. Iwaizumi: Kyoutani. Yahaba. You two will be doing two times Iwaizumi: No, three times your usual training exercises. Iwaizumi: I expect to see you two at both morning and afternoon practice tomorrow. Iwaizumi has left the chatroom. doge: … pepe: ... KunimemeSHakira: … DeathNoteWatari: … yoOky: … fUCKunagq: … kai: ??? Why are you all doing that? doge: NICE FUCKINGN GOING U TURNIP HEAD Kindaichi: t( ._. t) I told u two to chill pepe: so u had to tattle to Iwaizumi san about it?!! Kindaichi: yeah Kindaichi: see u lil shits at practice lol Kindaichi is offline. doge: HEY DONT FUCKING LEAVE THE CHAT U FUCKING BICH doge: IM GOING TO FUCK UP UR FACE SO BAD U’D BE UNRECOGNIZABLE EVEN TO THAT SETTER SLUT U HAVE A CRUSH ON KunimemeSHakira: snORT KunimemeSHakira: ur so fucking mad KunimemeSHakira: want me to send u his address? doge: fucking send me that shit I'm going to climb up his drainpipes pepe: I hope u like falling lol KunimemeSHakira has sent a location. doge: k im gonna kill that binch brb ……. doge has sent a picture. doge: ok how do I get in this place eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: If you look close enough you can see Kindaichi flipping you off from the window 0-0’ doge: perfect now I don't need to search for his room fUCKunagq: lol rifp shallot bro yoOky: Uh...should we help him…? =^=’ KunimemeSHakira: oh sure KunimemeSHakira: hey mad dog, his parent's window lock is broken and neither of them are at home at this time doge: k yoOky: that's not what I meant! I meant we should help Kindaichi so he doesn't die! (о´A`о) kai: Should I go call the ambulance in advance? kazushitoNARUTO: ppppprrrrrrobably ***** Chapter 5 ***** Chapter Summary Kindaichi has some pent up shit. < Back the forgotten ones united =============================================================================== doge: god fucking damn it the fucker ducking locked himself in the fucking closet KunimemeSHakira: lol kai: Do you mean literally or figuratively? pepe: did u just say ducking doge: fuck you eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I believe it may be a case of both ovo’ kazushitoNARUTO: well shit sure has gotten intense huh fUCKunagq: this group chat was a fatal mistake kazushitoNARUTO: shut the fuck up shohei this has been nothing but a stroke of genius on my part kazushitoNARUTO: i am a fuckinf genius I tell u KunimemeSHakira: well I know a certain genius who fucked up volleyball for me and Kindaichi big time KunimemeSHakira: we had to get volleyball therapy from Oikawa senpai of all people pepe: jesus pepe: is volleyball therapy even a thing KunimemeSHakira: probably not Kindaichi is online. Kindaichi: can you guys get this fucktard to go away before I call the police on him for breaking and entering Kindaichi: he is legit probably going to go to jail for it Kindaichi: and I don't want to have to do that, but I will doge: whatever fuck you doge: you win today but if you fuck with me oNE MORE TIME doge: im getting Kageyama involved pepe: wow this is just like a drama im so entertained DeathNoteWatari: I legit have popcorn over here DeathNoteWatari has sent a picture yoOky: why is seijoh suddenly taking over the chat?? ( ´A`) kai: Because although I question their sanity, they are no doubt entertaining to watch. eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: they're the only ones with actual issues that aren't volleyball, anyways eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: like for example Yahaba and kyoutani’s top-or-bottom complex fUCKunagq: and kindaichi being in denial KunimemeSHakira: lol Kindaichi: yeah, don't forget to mention kunimi’s unorthodox boner for Shiratorizawa’s ace KunimemeSHakira: I have no shame but you on the other hand yoOky: gee, it's hard to imagine you guys being a solid, functional team despite how good you are at volleyball KunimemeSHakira: u wanna know our secret? KunimemeSHakira: Iwaizumi senpai KunimemeSHakira: he's literally the only truly sane one DeathNoteWatari: wait, why wasn't I mentioned :( DeathNoteWatari: u guys forget I exist all the time isn't that a legit issue kai: No. KunimemeSHakira: no Kindaichi: no doge: STOP SAYING NO pepe: triggered friendly dog yoOky: I wouldn't say friendly so much as slightly rabid… ( o . o’ ) kai: Slightly rabid is quite the understatement. fUCKunagq: id say he's mad fUCKunagq: a very mad dog pepe: lol that's what oikawa calls him doge has sent a picture. KunimemeSHakira: woah mad dog uses angry memes DeathNoteWatari: shit I had no idea he was this advanced pepe: color even me impressed doge: I wish I could put how much I hate you all with a burning passion into words kazushitoNARUTO: aww that's so sweet kazushitoNARUTO: that reminds me of one of our own first years Kindaichi: who, you mean that tall blonde asshole with the glasses? KunimemeSHakira: Kindaichi he's shorter than you DeathNoteWatari: yeah he's like a titan DeathNoteWatari: but you're the colossal titan doge: his hair probably adds like ten inches to his height pepe: honestly? I actually find myself agreeing with the friendly dog Kindaichi: You're just mad because I'm the tallest guy in the team and you're the shortest doge: well at least I don't need height to deliver strong spikes doge: all ur good for is blocking spikes with ur ugly face Kindaichi: First of all *you're Kindaichi: Second of all im too tall for any spike to hit my face Kindaichi: Third of all I have enough arm strength to rip your head clean off of your body KunimemeSHakira: woah yoOky: this conversation has suddenly turned dark o.O Kindaichi: so even if you were to turn back and climb up to my room to kill me right now Kindaichi: I would have no qualms with turning you into a fucking meat effigy doge: … KunimemeSHakira: … pepe: … kai: … fUCKunagq: … kazushitoNARUTO: … eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: … DeathNoteWatari:...0-0 pepe: DAMN IT WATARI KunimemeSHakira: YOU BROKE IT DeathNoteWatari: I'm sORRyYYYy ( ´A`) kai: Kindaichi, you just made shibayama cry… Kindaichi: I have no shame Kindaichi: That actually felt damn good to get out there KunimemeSHakira is offline DeathNoteWatari is offline yoOky is offline kai is offline doge is offline pepe is offline fUCKunagq is offline kazushitoNARUTO is offline eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is offline Kindaichi: well Kindaichi: shit Kindaichi is offline ***** Chapter 6 ***** Chapter Summary shohei has some rather shocking gossip to share and kai is a very responsible young adult. < Back the forgotten ones united ===============================================================================   fUCKunagq: GUYS fUCKunagq: GUYS fUCKunagq: Oh fUCKunagq: mY fUCKunagq: GoD KunimemeSHakira: dude what fUCKunagq: it's shibayama kai: What? Did something happen to him? fUCKunagq: no, nothing like that, but fUCKunagq: you guys doge: STOP SAYING GUYS pepe:lol is this gonna be a running gag now doge: GET TO THE FUCKING POINT fUCKunagq: I think shibayama’s secretly a girl Kindaichi:what?! KunimemeSHakira: wot DeathNoteWatari: oho oho oho? fUCKunagq: HEY, no stealing Kuroo-senpai’s catchphrase fUCKunagq: anyways, back to the point kai: Please do explain the meaning of this, Shohei. fUCKunagq: well, today, after practice, I stayed late cuz I was waiting for a friend to be done with some errands fUCKunagq:and then I realized I'd forgotten my volleyball shoes in the locker room fUCKunagq: when I got there I expected it to be empty, but lo and behold, someone was actually still there changing fUCKunagq: it was shibayama, but he was wearing this sports bra thing DeathNoteWatari: wait wait wait fUCKunagq: and I was like HOLY SHIT DeathNoteWatari: SHUT THE FUCK UP I MMAKING A POIN T HERE Kindaichi: ok what is it watari DeathNoteWatari: how do you know it wasn't idk DeathNoteWatari: A GIRL fUCKunagq: … Kindaichi: … kai: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. KunimemeSHakira: … doge: … pepe: … pepe: u guys have no idea but I'm laughing my ass off rn DeathNoteWatari: or no DeathNoteWatari: wait DeathNoteWatari: shit KunimemeSHakira: we’re never letting you live this down Kindaichi: not ever. DeathNoteWatari: D: I know it was a little thoughtless but I tried Kindaichi: if you ‘tried’ this badly during volleyball matches we would be absolutely doomed DeathNoteWatari: ;-; you know what just continue with the topic at hand KunimemeSHakira: ok KunimemeSHakira: so watari sure is a fuckin idiot huh pepe: ikr what kind of girl changes in the boys locker room at 6 PM DeathNoteWatari is offline. kai: Shohei. fUCKunagq: yes, senpai? kai: What Watari said may have been rather airheaded, but I personally think it was also very thoughtless of you to address something like this in a group chat as large as this one. kai: You should've taken it up with Shibayama first. He most likely is very uncomfortable with this issue, and if any of this were to begin rumors, it would be very bad for him. fUCKunagq: oh fUCKunagq: well thankfully everyone here is decent enough to keep this within the group chat right fUCKunagq: right guys Kindaichi:yeah but dick move dude pepe: hmm, I might tell Oikawa senpai Kindaichi: Yahaba doge: Yahaba KunimemeSHakira: Yahaba DeathNoteWatari is online. DeathNoteWatari: Yahaba pepe: kk I got it yeezus kai: Either way, this issue should be addressed personally. I'll talk to him about it, and see whether or not he's comfortable sharing this with others. kai is offline. pepe: wow. pepe: he's actually kind of admirable. KunimemeSHakira:I want to trade him for Oikawa senpai. fUCKunagq: not a chance eagle fucker he's my senpai!!! Kindaichi: lol eagle fucker Kindaichi: I need to use that sometime   pepe:wait how did watari get here in time just to scold me ftw??? ***** Chapter 7 ***** Chapter Summary Shibayama reveals his secret and a newcomer is added to the chat < Back the forgotten ones united =============================================================================== kai is online. yoOky is online. kai: I'm back. Luckily, the issue has been sorted out, and Shibayama is willing to forgive Fukunaga for this slip-up. yoOky: yep! ^_^ fUCKunagq: fuck, im really sorry though shibayama D: fUCKunagq: it won't happen again yoOky: as kai-senpai said, it's okay. >v<’ yoOky: besides, I think it was about time I told somebody anyways. Kindaichi: Ok, but before you start, let's all make it clear to Yahaba that he's not telling Oikawa-senpai pepe: hey I already said I wouldn't!! dont u trust me DeathNoteWatari: well KunimemeSHakira: ehhh doge: lol like anyone would trust you kazushitoNARUTO: ok ok guys we get it Yahaba is untrustworthy pepe has been kicked out of the chat. kazushitoNARUTO: so shibayama kazushitoNARUTO: what do you want to tell us? eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Narita, add him back. kazushitoNARUTO: sigh kazushitoNARUTO has added pepe to the chat. kai: Shibayama, are you sure you're fine? I can tell them for you if you want. yoOky:no, no, it's fine, kai-senpai! thank you so much for talking with me about it! pepe: so what is it yoOky: Well, yoOky: The thing is, everyone, I was born a girl KunimemeSHakira: called it Kindaichi: :00000000 eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ohhhhhhhh that explains a lot fUCKunagq:woah, really? yoOky: Yeah...it's weird, I know… DeathNoteWatari: yeah! Like how even would that work I'm so confused Kindaichi: SHUT UP WATARI eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Watari doge: shut up watari. kai: Shut up, Watari. pepe: shut up watari KunimemeSHakira: shut up, watari fUCKunagq: sHUT UP WATARI DeathNoteWatari: Okay, okay, I'm sorry :’/ eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Oh, and also, Narita, you forgot someone eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA has added keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA to the chat. kazushitoNARUTO: :OOOO FUCCCCC IM SO SORRY KINOSHITA keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: yOU FORGOT TO ADD ME TO A GROUP CHAT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN pepe: lol Kindaichi: This is the most ironic thing I've ever seen doge: well so is the fact that your dick is more gravity-defying than your hair when it comes to Kageyama Kindaichi: uncalled for, kyoutani keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wait he don't even deny it? KunimemeSHakira: oh, wait, right KunimemeSHakira: we need to tell him all of the shit we've learned about each other in this chat KunimemeSHakira: well I have a huge crush on Ushijima from Shiratorizawa KunimemeSHakira: Kindaichi wants to bang Kageyama’s brains out Kindaichi: why the fuck do you describe it like that I feel so attacked smh KunimemeSHakira: shibayama’s trans KunimemeSHakira:oh and Yahaba and Kyoutani are dating and constantly arguing over who tops keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wait they're gay doesn't that mean they both top and bottom for each other DeathNoteWatari: dude let's be real here there's no way the fangirls would let it work like that kai: ?? What are you talking about? fUCKunagq: what fangirls? pepe: do Kyoutani and I have a secret fan club that we never knew about?? pepe: wow I'm flattered DeathNoteWatari: sigh DeathNoteWatari:you know what forget what I said it didn't exist       Kindaichi: lol watari back at it again with the weirdo statements DeathNoteWatari: don't forget what I found on your phone the other day Kindaichi: =_= fine you win Kindaichi: I take that back KunimemeSHakira: >.> what was it watari pepe: does he have tentacle porn on his phone Kindaichi: fuck no I don't DeathNoteWatari: that could be it but then again ;P doge: no he probably got something worse doge: I probably don't want to know Kindaichi: it's not actually as bad as you're making it out to be you know doge: then what is it Kindaichi: it's a secret that's what doge: then I don't believe you Kindaichi: don't believe me then biatch yoOky: I hate to interrupt, but just to clear this up... yoOky: nobody's going to see me differently for being the way I am, right? kai: Of course not, Shibayama. I'll make sure of it. KunimemeSHakira: doesn't make a difference for me fUCKunagq: cool with it here pepe:if I tell anyone I'm going to be killed by all these other hoes in the chat so doge: I don't care Kindaichi: im fine with it DeathNoteWatari: I guess I'm not going to question it eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I care about and support you Shibayama. ^_^ keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: there seems to be a lot of shit going on in this chat so I'm really not surprised kazushitoNARUTO: I'm cool with it kai: Well, that settles it. You can be yourself around us no problem. yoOky: thank you so much you guys!! (о´∀`о) pepe: aww that's actually kinda cute doge: (*´꒳`*) (≧∀≦) (〃ω〃) KunimemeSHakira: oh my god he's jealous keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: woah pepe: Kentarou don't do this pepe: iM COMIGN OVER TO GIVE YOU A HUG pepe is offline. doge is offline. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wOaH KunimemeSHakira: wow for once they're being an actual couple this is amazing Kindaichi: they're definitely going to fuck KunimemeSHakira: Probably kai:Wait, aren't they underaged? I thought the age of sexual consent was 20. eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Well, they're 16. It's not like they're babies. Besides, the cops aren't going to be busting down their door and arresting them for underage sex anyways. kai: Fair enough. Kindaichi: I'm betting 100 yen that they actually will get arrested KunimemeSHakira: challenge accepted. ***** Chapter 8 ***** < Back the forgotten ones united _________________ pepe has sent a video [10:23] pepe: boom pepe: proof that I'm the one who tops, bitches Kindaichi: OHMY G OD Kindaichi: DONT CLICK ON IT kai: Did you seriously record the entire round of sex that you and Kyoutani just had so that we would believe you top? yoOky: So glad I didn't click on it… ^_^’ keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: jeezus this kind of devotion to proving it is way past obsession doge: yOU FUCKER IM GOING TO KILL YOU pepe: angry now that I've won, mad dog-chan? (*^ω^*) doge: DID YOU REALLY JUST COME OVER FOR THIS pepe: hmm (*゚∀゚*) and if I did? doge: I can't fucking believe this. KunimemeSHakira: oh shit he did not just pull out the proper grammar, spelling, capitalization, and punctuation pepe: cmon it's nothing to get emotional over ( ◠‿◠ ) we both got good sex in the end doge: You piece of shit. You even went as far as telling me you loved me just to get victory over some shitty banter we were having pepe: hey don't get like that I do love you doge: Right. I need to go. doge has left the chat. pepe: aw don't pepe: come on really Kindaichi: damn, you asshole yahaba KunimemeSHakira: tut tut tut no butt for a week probably kai: If I were Kyoutani, I’d say a year. pepe: hey it's not like he's actually upset about it pepe: he's just always grumpy and short tempered, that's why Oikawa calls him mad dog yoOky: But sex is supposed to be special, isn't it? I don't think I would appreciate it if my boyfriend used something so intimate and personal as a weapon against me. DeathNoteWatari: *snort* ‘But sex’ kai: Shut up, Watari. yoOky: ?? I don't get it? kai: Just...don't think about it, Shibayama, it's not important. pepe: hey, I'm not using it as a weapon against him it's just a silly little thing all in good fun eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ‘all in good fun?’ That doesn't sound like it's all in good fun, and I don't think Kyoutani thinks any differently… pepe: yeesh pepe: ok ok so let's say he's genuinely upset with me for this pepe: what am I supposed to do about it? Kindaichi: Apologize KunimemeSHakira: apologize kai: Apologize. pepe: kk fine don't start an entire chain jesus pepe is offline. Kindaichi: Hey Kunimi I'll bet a hundred yen that he's going to get yelled at so hard KunimemeSHakira: I'll bet that he'll be given the silent treatment KunimemeSHakira: and if I win you don't need to give me a hundred yen but you need to confess to Kageyama in person without brushing it off with a ‘jk’ Kindaichi: fine then but to balance it out I'll be bumping up a hundred yen to a thousand KunimemeSHakira: got it. No take-backsies? Kindaichi: no take-backsies keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wow serious relationship problems and y'all are making a bet on it? keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: can't wait to see Kindaichi confess tho so I guess I can't complain Kindaichi: bitch who says I'm confessing I'll be getting a thousand yen kai: This bet thing is stupid, but I guess only time will tell before it ends eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: You're excited about it aren't you kai: Can't lie, you've got me there. pepe is online. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: oh shit he's back what's he gonna say pepe: guys he's not talking to me what do I do keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Wellp yoOky: ooooooh :0 fUCKunagq: looks like someone's got a love confession to make Kindaichi: shit KunimemeSHakira: and remember, no take-backsies pepe: you guys made a bet on us didn't you eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Yeah. Kindaichi: I'm definitely going to kill Kyoutani next time I see him ( =_=+ ) KunimemeSHakira: ok but not before you make (*゚∀゚*) your (*゚∀゚*) love (*゚∀゚*) confession pepe: is nobody concerned about kyoutani’s feelings anymore DeathNoteWatari: to be fair that was your fault so go make him feel better or you'll end up crying on Iwaizumi san’s doorstep again because you got dumped again pepe: shit you know about that Kindaichi: everyone knew about that yahaba Kindaichi: Oikawa senpai literally has it in his gossip journal pepe: h e h a s a g o s s i p j o u r n a l KunimemeSHakira: yeah dude KunimemeSHakira: for someone who cares about the senpais so much you sure don't know shit pepe: ugh whatever I'm going to go try talking to Kyoutani again pepe is offline. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ...well keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: you know what to do Kindaichi Kindaichi: ugh Kindaichi: I'll go get this over with ***** Chapter 9 ***** Chapter Summary The first actually-written chapter in this book, yay! Kindaichi confesses. Oh God... Kindaichi could feel his heart pounding hard against his ribs, head fogging up and nervous bile rising in the back of his throat. He forced it back down and took a deep breath. His fingers opened up to expose his palm, only to clench into a tight fist on his lap once more. Open, close, open, close. It didn't help much in way of his anxiety, but at the very least, it kept him conscious and distracted him from the icy feeling of sweat that clung to his skin despite the air conditioning being on full blast. He tried - the keyword being tried - to keep a calm facade, so as not to alert the others in the quaint little cafe of his absolute terror. Just to distract himself, he desperately grasped onto whatever random topic his scrambled mind could come up with. And that topic just so happened to be the plan that the others had formulated to make sure he confessed. It was fairly simple. Ennoshita would invite Kageyama over to the cafe, pretending he wasn't expecting Kindaichi to be here at all. Then, he would spot the taller male, feign surprise, and suggest all three of them sit together. Glancing over to the counter where the drinks and food were served, the shallot head could see that the second year had been right. Today’s promo had drawn many people in to line up for their order, and if one were to go and wait as well, it would take an abysmally long time. Which is why Ennoshita was going to be the one ordering coffee for the three of them, thus leaving Kindaichi and Kageyama alone where he could still see them. Shit, shit, shit, what do I do?! Ennoshita’s really going to just bring him here and leave us alone. What do I say?! ‘Oh hey Kageyama, I know I said I don't want to get all chummy with you before but the truth is I've liked you for years now and I-- I want-- need-- have something important to tell you-- ’ He felt like bursting into hysterical tears right then and there, just so he could let out all of the pent up emotion in his chest and ease the loud pounding of his heart. Millions of images and scenarios were running through his head all at once. He imagined Kageyama being disgusted, getting up and leaving, calling him a freak, homo, queer, pervert, I hate you, stay away from me, don't touch me-- But then, like someone had turned on a flashlight at the end of a dark hallway, other images began to flood their way in. He could see images of the noirette blushing at the sudden information, stuttering as the timid words ’I love you too’ slipped their way past his lips. In his mind flashed the video Yahaba had sent, and he could almost explicitly imagine him and Kageyama in the others’ place. Incredible fantasies that he had tried limiting to his nights alone trickled into his thoughts like water through an unwanted hole in the bottom of the bucket. Somehow, these thoughts made his heart race even faster, throat go even drier than it did from the thoughts of being rejected and shunned by the one he was in love with. He swallowed the huge lump that was ascending his throat, only to realize that it wasn't the only thing that was rising up. The sudden tightness of his loose jeans and telltale bulge in the denim told him all that he needed to know, and he groaned out loud, slamming his head down onto the table. That earned a few stares from the people around him, but he couldn't care less at the moment.This was not the time for little Yuutarou to be up. But maybe if he could just sneak over to the bathroom and deal with it quickly before Ennoshita and Kageyama arrived-- The door to the cafe swung open, a bell ringing to draw attention to the two newcomers. I am so fucking doomed. There, in all of their godforsaken glory, stood the deceivingly gentle-looking Ennoshita and the slightly-less-resting-bitch-faced-than-he-remembered Kageyama. It didn't take long for the former to find the red-faced shallot head sitting a ways away. I'm not ready. Jesus, I'm going to mess up and do something stupid as fuck. “Oh, hey, Kindaichi!” Ennoshita casually greeted him, putting on a pleasantly surprised act as he pulled a flustered Kageyama over. “I didn't expect to see you here.” The taller boy had to stifle the sharp ‘Go fuck yourself’ that threatened to break its way past his tightly-sealed lips. “Oh. Ennoshita. How nice to see you here.” The youngest of the three seemed confused, looking between the two of them. “Ennoshita, I didn't know you were good friends with Kindaichi.” he commented, azure gaze sliding from the second-year to the tall middle blocker. “We’re not really that close.” interjected Kindaichi before Ennoshita could so much as open his mouth, “We just so happen to casually talk once or twice in a while.” “Oh. Okay, then.” Kindaichi could sense it. They were about to fall into an awkward silence. “Okay, you know what? Since we know each other anyways, you two can sit here if you want.” “No, it's fine, I don't want to intrude-- “ “Why, we'd love to!” An indignant yelp could be heard as Kageyama was pushed down into the seat across from the turnip head by a still-sweetly smiling Ennoshita. “Actually, I kinda want to get a drink. So, anything you guys want? It'll be on me.” Despite that, Kageyama took out a small coin purse and fished around in it for a bill before handing it to the elder. “You don't need to, senpai. I just want some milk.” Although that statement wasn't exactly suggestive, Kindaichi felt a brief throb in between his legs at the implications the word ‘milk’ had the potential to hold. I hate you so much, testosterone. You can go jump off a cliff for all I care. Before he could be accused of being distracted, he pulled himself together and hastily pulled some money out of his pocket before holding it out for Ennoshita. “Just a water.” “Alright then. It's gonna take quite a while, though, so sorry about that.” the brunette gestured over to the long, slow line. “It's fine.” Kageyama replied curtly. When he was out of the noirette’s view, Ennoshita gave Kindaichi a small wink before heading over to the end of the line. Just as planned, he and Kageyama were now completely alone. Okay, just breathe in, breathe out, Kindaichi. It'll be just fine. Kageyama isn't that bad of a guy, he won't cruelly turn his back on you, even if that's exactly what you did to him in middle school. Heheh. No. He definitely doesn't hate you for it. After all, he did want to make up for his actions as the King of the Court and become friends. Which you rejected too. But, it'll be fine, just fine... ...ugh. He wanted to bury himself in the ground and never crawl out for all eternity. God, please just erase my entire existence and be done with it. Although he begged for it, deep down he knew God wanted him to suffer as much as possible. And if They did, in fact, grant him his wish, They would probably pull a Shrek Forever After on him and hell no, he wasn't going to go through all of that shit. After all, ‘it’s not ogre…til it's ogre.’ he quoted miserably. “Um, Kindaichi?” The shallot head nearly jumped out of his own skin upon the sudden interruption of his thoughts. He scrabbled to regain his bearings on reality as he cleared his throat and met the setter’s eyes. No, they're not beautiful, Yuutarou, you don't want to stare at them forever, just say what you want to say and be done with it…! “Um, yeah?” he replied, trying his best to look fine despite his mental breakdown. “Is something wrong? You seemed kind of sad there for a second.” Kageyama queried, looking much less unfriendly than Kindaichi was used to. The latter cursed himself for finding this much more attractive than he should. “Pfft, nah, I’m fine.” the elder of the two brushed it off, leaning back and folding his arms in an attempt to look casual. “Besides, why do you care, anyways?” Shit. Now he sounded like a dick. Hearing that, Kageyama’s brows furrowed, and he averted his gaze dejectedly. Oh-- No, come on, don't give me the kicked puppy look, please-- “Just asking.” muttered the noirette. Kindaichi gulped down the lump that was forming in his throat. Fuck his brain, fuck his mouth, fuck everything. “Er, no, that's not what I meant to say, I-- I meant-- “ Shit, now Kageyama was looking back at him a bit more hopefully. He couldn't let his throat dry up now, not when his long-time crush was looking at him like that. “I…” he gave up and let out a sigh, shoulders sagging. “Okay, I give up. I'll just get to the point here.” This is it, this is it, oh my God, please don't fuck up. It was almost like his entire life was riding on this very moment. “Kageyama, I…” he tried his best to ignore the sudden lightness in his head, the shivering of his hands on his lap, the loud pounding of his heart. “...I...r-really just…” He stood up, planting his hands on the table. “I...I'm in love with you, okay?!” Shit. He yelled that a bit louder than he should've. A few surprised gazes from the surrounding tables rested on him, but only one really mattered to him right now. The pounding was louder all of a sudden, and he broke out into a cold sweat. He couldn't breathe, he couldn't think, every single noise around him was muffled to his ears. All he could see were dark grayish-blue eyes widening before him, lips parting in shock, and nothing else seemed to matter until white dots began to swim in his vision. Kindaichi didn't realize his body was tipping to the side until Kageyama began receding from his sight. He could've sworn he'd heard a muffled, ‘Kindaichi!’ before he hit something hard and everything went black. ***** Chapter 10 ***** Chapter Summary kai: Shibayama, of course I’d be willing to do it with you. yoOky: You would?! ( O///O ) kai: Oh, shit, I mean kai: I'm just saying it wouldn't set me off as bad as you think it will. KunimemeSHakira: get. a. room. eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is online. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: so how it go KunimemeSHakira: Did he pussy out or not eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Well, yoOky: Did Kageyama accept his feelings? eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: There's good news and bad news DeathNoteWatari: are they having sex right now as we speak :o eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: nO KunimemeSHakira: Ok ok bad news first eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: The bad news is, he passed out in the middle of the cafe. kai: Is he alright? eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: The good news is, yes, he's alright. eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: And yes, he did confess. Right before passing out, that is. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: HELL YEAH HE DID IT fUCKunagq: I'm so happy for him :D KunimemeSHakira: but the question is, does Kageyama like him back eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Do you think he had the time to answer KunimemeSHakira: fair enough KunimemeSHakira: so where are you guys now eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Kageyama’s house was the closest so we dragged him here eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Now he's passed out on the couch like a drunkard eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA has sent a picture. DeathNoteWatari: holy shit is that a boner he's sporting eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Oh, shit, I didn't even notice kazushitoNARUTO: Kageyama has either not noticed or he's not addressing it out of awkwardness keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: knowing Kageyama he probably legit ain't noticed KunimemeSHakira: if you leave them alone for a while and watch from someplace hidden Kageyama might reveal his feelings eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Nah dude, Kindaichi already fulfilled his side of the bargain eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I think I should leave him to his own love life now DeathNoteWatari: aww come on I want to know eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Watari. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: shut up watari eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Oh, brb guys, he's awake. eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is offline. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ok guys lets all put in our two cents DeathNoteWatari: wtf are cents?? kazushitoNARUTO: shut up watari keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: what do you think is going to happen between our two lovebirds here yoOky: Kindaichi and Kageyama were friends in middle school, weren't they? It'll be like two childhood friends falling in love! ^_^ KunimemeSHakira: I wouldn't say friends so much as one being a complete dick, and the other wanting to shut him up with a good old fashioned dick in the mouth kai: TMI, Kunimi. KunimemeSHakira: right. Sorry KunimemeSHakira: as for me, now that the hardest part is done, Kindaichi’s definitely gonna pursue Kageyama till he drops. The stubborn fuck’s been holding onto the same grudge for a year without letting up. KunimemeSHakira: but, on the other hand, he is shit at flirting KunimemeSHakira: in our second year he legit once told me he was going to buy flowers on White Day since Kageyama gave chocolate from his mom to all of his friends on Valentine’s Day the same year KunimemeSHakira: like who dOES THAT ASIDE FROM PEOPLE IN CORNY ROMANCE MOVIES, IT’s LIKE ‘oh hey gurl ily lemme give u this thoughtless gift of severed plants that will die in two days’ keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: yeezus keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: well I think if Kindaichi doesn't continue pulling his weight Kageyama’s gonna be gone like poof keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: idk about you guys but I've only been on the same team as him for a few months and he's the most awkward and dense little shit keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: even if he does like Kindaichi back, there's no way he's gonna confess. he'd be way too scared to mess something up and he wouldn't know what to say keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: so yeah kai: I agree with you very much about that. I actually have a second year kouhai that had a crush on someone else, but he was too shy to say anything, even if Kuroo egged him on a lot. Luckily, that someone else liked him back and happened to be very forward, so he ended up confessing before my kouhai did, and they're now very happily together. KunimemeSHakira: awwww ---- very large timeskip ---- eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is online. Kindaichi is online. kazushitoNARUTO: hey dude r u alright that took like hours KunimemeSHakira: yaaayyyy you didn't pussy out on this one fUCKunagq: good job!!!! :o Kindaichi: wat u talking about Kindaichi: my mouth tastes like broken dresms and my head feels shit DeathNoteWatari: is he ok eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: We believed he got severely concussed because he hit his head on the table when he fell. We took him to the doctor and it's been confirmed. Kindaichi: kill the doctor he dodntn give m ea lolipop eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: You shouldn't even be on your phone, get off. Kindaichi: wELl exCUse mE, PRinCeSss eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Where is Kageyama? He was supposed to make sure you rested and didn't do anything stupid. Kindaichi: kagg is a hoe he cant’ do shit to mw KunimemeSHakira: tbh this Kindaichi is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Oh my God, I'm going up there. eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is offline. fUCKunagq: you can't see it but I'm laughing my ass off rn Kindaichi: why are you laugubtn st my mjsery kazushitoNARUTO: because your mjsery is funny Kindaichi: no fuck you Kindaichi: go to the h ell keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: apparently he's gonna need to stay awake the next 24 hours kazushitoNARUTO: what tf is he gonna be like with both a concussion and a lack of sleep Kindaichi is offline. eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is online. eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Ok, I've dealt with him. =_= DeathNoteWatari: aww come on he was so funny eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Watari. DeathNoteWatari: is ‘shut up watari’ seriously going to be a meme around here eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Yes. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: yeah fUCKunagq: yep kai: Yes. yoOky: I guess… KunimemeSHakira: yerp kazushitoNARUTO: ya DeathNoteWatari: i think i'll just not be surprised by this and go cry in a corner ;-; fUCKunagq: rip fUCKunagq: there is only one seijoh currently in the group chat now KunimemeSHakira: nooo bring back kindaichi eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Sorry, no can do. Using electronics is gonna make his concussion worse. KunimemeSHakira: oh wait KunimemeSHakira: now that I think about it, where are Yahaba and Kyoutani keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: they haven't been online since Yahaba did the thing yoOky: Huh. I hope they're ok. ( ◠ ^ ◠ ‘) kai: I’m sure they are, Shibayama. They just need to talk things out a bit is all. yoOky: I guess… :< KunimemeSHakira: jesus you two need to fuck already I'm being killed by the mushiness yoOky: EH?! kai: Kunimi, that's not funny. KunimemeSHakira: oh no I'm being serious KunimemeSHakira: y’all better go grab some condoms and rent a room at a love hotel before I die kazushitoNARUTO: wow first it was Kindaichi being pushed by mad dog’s threats, and now it's Kunimi being pushed by kai and Shibayama’s almost-romance yoOky: Oh, nonono, there's nothing romantic between the two of us! 0v0; yoOky: Besides, you all know he's gay, and I have girl parts, it's not like he'd want to do it with me anyways… kai: Shibayama, of course I’d be willing to do it with you. yoOky: You would?! ( O///O ) kai: Oh, shit, I mean kai: I'm just saying it wouldn't set me off as bad as you think it will. KunimemeSHakira: get. a. room. ***** Chapter 11 ***** Chapter Summary doge has left the chatroom. pepe: FUCK KunimemeSHakira: oh man he's giving you the cold shoulder? pepe: oh, no, he's actually been blaring love songs from outside my window OF FUCKING COURSE HES GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Jesus it's been weeks how come Kyoutani and Yahaba aren't even reading the group chat messages. Kindaichi has joined the chatroom. KunimemeSHakira: KINDAICHIIII DeathNoteWatari: AYYY UR BACK Kindaichi: Yeah, finally recovered. Gonna be going back to school tomorrow. What did I miss? KunimemeSHakira: oh no honey what did WE miss KunimemeSHakira: how did Kageyama reply to ur confession Kindaichi: oh my god you're still on about that DeathNoteWatari: tell us tell us tell us eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I don't think I'm gonna even stop you guys, I'm curious too Kindaichi: piss, really? Ugh DeathNoteWatari: come on ur not on ur period or anything right Kindaichi: IM MALE I DONT HAVE PERIODS Kindaichi: but he didn't accept my feelings, fyi Kindaichi: he's not comfortable enough to start a relationship with me KunimemeSHakira: ouch. Kindaichi: well I mean it's not like I've been super friendly towards him this past year or anything Kindaichi: it's only now that I've ever even shown him anything aside from bitterness and anger, so he probably got insecure about me Kindaichi: im such a fucking idiot eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Oof. Even over text you sound sad. KunimemeSHakira: i’m sorry, dude Kindaichi: jeez can we just not talk about it? I expected him not to like me back anyways DeathNoteWatari: aight, it's fine if u don't want to talk about it DeathNoteWatari: but are you going to try being friends with him or eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Watari. KunimemeSHakira: shut up watari pepe is online. DeathNoteWatari: GASSSSPPP DeathNoteWatari: YAHABAAAAA eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Dude, where have you been? pepe: guys I need your help Kindaichi: gee what with Kindaichi: I'm guessing it's Kyoutani pepe: yeah yeah great fuckin job sherlock want a medal? pepe: but really help me plz KunimemeSHakira: oh shit he actually said please eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: What exactly are you going to be asking of us? pepe: i just need a way to get kyoutani to talk to me again DeathNoteWatari: oh? wow this is the first time you've ever expressed any genuine emotion other than smug KunimemeSHakira: so u really do love him and ur willing to make up for ur mistake pepe: yeah yeah blah blah blah mushy stuff can you just help a brother out like u did with kindaichi Kindaichi: uh actually now that i was forced to confess, having a crush on kageyama hurts more than it did before Kindaichi: long story short, i’m kinda the only reason why he doesn't want to date me pepe: oh jeez doge has joined the chatroom. pepe: KYOU doge has left the chatroom. pepe: FUCK KunimemeSHakira: oh man he's giving you the cold shoulder? pepe: oh, no, he's actually been blaring love songs from outside my window OF FUCKING COURSE HES GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: So, what can we do to help? pepe: well, I haven't thought of anything good yet tbh pepe: but I just wanna know if you'll be helping me for sure Kindaichi: please distract me from my pain eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Of course I'll help! We're friends now right? KunimemeSHakira: I'll help since Kindaichi's going to be edgy the whole time and there's no one else to be the fun person DeathNoteWatari: hey what about me? D: KunimemeSHakira: anyone who still uses that emoji is a tacky bitch ***** Chapter 12 ***** Chapter Summary oh my god I haven't updated in so long I'm so sorry you guys --- Kindaichi: u make it sound like we're gonna kidnap him lmao pepe: YES good idea Kindaichi lets do it Kindaichi: wait what no pepe: ok guys game plan how do we do this Kindaichi: how do we do what pepe: get Kyoutani to not be mad at me anymore eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: Okay, but why'd you do the thing you did in the first place? It was a stupid idea to begin with. pepe: well I just pepe: didn't think he'd react so badly keyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: well gee whiz that sounds dandy and believable doesn't it pepe: shut it crowfag keyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: wow that's rude do u want our help or not boi pepe: ugh pepe: yes sorry ok eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: Kinoshita, please no being a dick when we're discussing things like this. keyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: ugh fine ur no fun kazushitoNARUTO: oh man there's so much drama kazushitoNARUTO: and all because I created a group chat for the unpopular people eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: Shut up Narita keyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: shut up narita DeathNoteWatari: shut up Narita kazushitoNARUTO: oh come on even watari?!?! DeathNoteWatari: fuck that feels good pepe: shut up all of you I'm trying to think eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: JUST CLOSE THE PHONE AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR REGRETS ON THE TOILET SEAT OR SOMETHING pepe: pLZ JUST HELP ME COME UP WITH IDEAS TO GET HIM BACK eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: JUST APOLOGIZE. I DOUBT HE WANTS OR EXPECTS ANYTHING ELSE FROM YOU BECAUSE HE IS A BETTER BOYFRIEND THAN YOU ARE pepe: TRUST ME IVE TRIED HES AVOIDING THE FUCK OUTTA ME Kindaichi: why r u bitches talking all caps eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: idk tbh yahabs just being an idiot pepe: I just need some fckucking help ok pepe: I don't want to lose him DeathNoteWatari: awwww pepe: shut up watari kai: Well, I'm not against helping. It would be depressing for all of us if Kyoutani were to break up with you and make you mope around forever. pepe: if he breaks up with me I'll make sure to put my loud ugly crying on audio chat for months Kindaichi: hoe we can just kick u for being an annoying lil shit pepe: no u won't only narita has that power Kindaichi: then we can leave the group chat kazushitoNARUTO: nobody is leaving darling kazushitoNARUTO: if u try I'll personally go over there an fuk u asshole pepe: BITCHES UR GETTING OFF TRACK Kindaichi: I'll strangle u to death with ur own condoms try again hoe kazushitoNARUTO: if u try I'll seduce Kageyama and grossly make out with him in front of u every single time we meet Kindaichi: problem is not even a prostitute would want ur stinky prune dick, let alone kageyama pepe: NOBODY CARES WHO KAGEYAMA WANTS TO FUCK kazushitoNARUTO: yeah he sure didn't want yours Kindaichi: shut the fuck your mouth eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: Oookay, now that that's over with let's just get back to the topic of Yahaba’s issue here pepe: YES THANK YOU pepe: tbh all I really need is to get him alone somewhere he can't escape Kindaichi: u make it sound like we're gonna kidnap him lmao pepe: YES good idea Kindaichi lets do it Kindaichi: wait what no Kindaichi: that's not what I meant pepe: I'll pay all of you two hundred yen plz kai: Although this method is a little concerning to me, I'll call Fukunaga and Shibayama. We’ll see what we can do to help. keyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: oh boy this is going to be a shitstorm ***** Chapter 13 ***** Chapter Summary HOLY SHIT IM LATE IM SO LATE I APOLOGIZE EVERYONE SCHOOL IS SUCH A BITCH AND IM DYING OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION --- KunimemeSHakira: WAHAHAHAH I FINALLY GOT TO PUNCH FUCKIN KYOUTANI IN THE FACE pepe: ok there were better ways to go about that but I guess I owe you guys my thanks pepe: kyou and i r now back together so uh yeah pepe: thanks If someone were to ask Kyoutani how he was feeling at this exact moment, the first thing that would come to mind would be ‘super.’ --super fucking pissed off. Now, Kyoutani was a very patient person and hardly ever got mad… ...no, that was actually a lie. His everyday was basically him trying not to kill a bitch or two, lest the law arrest him for it and prevent him from playing volleyball. Everybody had the uncanny ability to piss him off one way or another, but those bastards Kindaichi and Kunimi definitely took the cake today. Alright, maybe Kindaichi pissed him off a bit more than Kunimi. Because, of course, who wouldn't get mad if someone threw a tampon at your head and yelled ‘It’s ya friendly neighborhood tampon supplier, supplying free tampons for those with a monthly subscription to Satan’s Waterfall?’ Naturally, being the ferocious hound he was, Kyoutani gave chase. And he sure as hell wasn't going to let that damned shallot walk this off unscathed. Not even if he had to chase him halfway across the entire Earth. Not that he would need to. They were only at the gym, and Kindaichi already seemed to be slowing down. He bared his teeth in a triumphant grin, when-- “Shit, sorry about this, Kyoutani.” a familiar monotone voice said, sounding contrarily none too regretful. Wait, what-- He felt someone’s fist collide his head, and the blackout was immediate. … .. . The unmistakable smell of infirmary greeted Kyoutani’s awakening, head spinning and body freezing from the AC despite being covered by the thin white blanket of the infirmary bed. He wasn't given much time to ponder how exactly he managed to go from chasing Kindaichi’s ass down to laying half-conscious in the infirmary. No more than a few seconds after he sat up, a familiar voice that he dreaded hearing nowadays made him freeze up. “Kyou…” Oh, no. No fucking way he set me up just to get me alone like this. Immediately, he threw the covers off of himself and made for the door, but a sudden grip on his arm tugged him back. He was thrown back onto the bed and held there to struggle madly until he eventually tired himself out. Breath ragged, he glared daggers at the face above his, set into a firm frown. “Let go of me.” “No. We have things to discuss.” “I don't understand what you're saying. There is nothing I want to talk about with you.” “Jesus Christ, Kyoutani, how long are you going to keep this up? Are you planning to ignore me forever without talking things out? And over one little video?” “That one little video was supposed to be something we kept between us, not broadcasted to a group made up primarily of people we barely even know.” the blonde snarled. “I’d just rather not hang around a guy who up and fucked over my privacy, without my consent and over one silly little game.” Yahaba shut his mouth as his own words were used against him, teeth sinking into his bottom lip and shoulders stiffening. Thoroughly unamused by the taller male’s lack of a fight, Kyoutani let out a small ‘tch’ and sat up. He shook off Yahaba’s grip and marched over to the door, only to have his arm grabbed once more. “...for fuck’s sake, let go of me already--” “How do I make it up to you?” “What?” “If you're not willing to talk to me about this, how and when can I make you forgive me?” The smaller of the two growled, attempting to pull his arm away, but the brunette’s grip on him only tightened. “Well? Answer me, or I'm not letting go.” “I just want you to leave me alone.” “Really?” “Really.” “So you're breaking up with me.” Kyoutani stopped, brow furrowing. He turned to scowl at the other teen. “That's not what I said and you know it.” Yahaba’s grip was much looser now than it was before. “Then what are you saying? Are you just going to leave me hanging forever?” The troubled look on the setter’s face sparked some semblance of guilt in the blonde’s gut, but he was quick to stifle it in a fit of stubbornness. I don't want to forgive him yet, he thought childishly. “If I forgive you now, you're just going to laugh this off and do something stupid again.” Kyoutani grumbled. “Well, it's been a month. I think I’ve had plenty of time to mope over this. How much longer to I have to beg for your forgiveness for you to listen?” “Maybe after you quit being a jackass.” “Then I won't be a jackass anymore. You don't need to forgive me now...just...just stop running away from me. I have feelings too, you know?” Kyoutani felt himself stiffen when arms gently slid around his waist, a warm chest pressing against his back. The hold around his arm was gone. No, he's not going to convince me so easily, I don't want him to think he can walk all over me-- Yahaba’s chin rested on his shoulder, and he felt his heart flutter. The brunette’s warm breath tickled Kyoutani’s neck as he spoke. “...I missed hugging you like this. You're still warm and soft as ever.” Inside, the wing spiker was screeching in panic, feeling his heartbeat go haywire. His resolve was crumbling, and he cursed himself for being so weak. God damn it… Finally giving into temptation, he leaned back into the embrace, hesitantly allowing Yahaba to place small, fluttery kisses to the side of his neck. Any words he planned to say died on the tip of his tongue, and his throat constricted against his will. He didn't want to admit it, but he'd found himself craving this touch far more than he would have wanted himself to. Silence dominated the room for some time. Neither of the two boys wanted to speak, lest the moment be ruined, and they just stood there, reveling in each other’s physical comfort. However, one of them did need to speak up eventually. “...so, if I do perhaps take you back, hypothetically, what happens if you do something shitty again? Are you going to own up to it, or am I just going to have to add our break-up to Oikawa’s gossip journal?” “Fuck, even you know about that?” “He uses it as blackmail. Don't ask.” “Hmm, well, there are a number of ways I can think of to make it up to you.” The sultry purr of Yahaba’s tone made a shiver run down Kyoutani’s spine, lower regions twinging. “I’m being serious here,” the bottle blonde snapped, trying desperately to keep the usual bite in his voice from wavering. The chuckle that came in reply made a familiar and somewhat welcome annoyance rise in his gut. “Right. I'm sorry, Kyou. Tell you what - if I do something stupid as this again, I'll let you top. No lube. Rough as you want. Does that sound good to you?” Kyoutani’s eyes widened, face warming up. He side-eyed the other male, slightly suspicious. “Y-You're not just joking?” Yahaba lifted up one of his hands, fist completely closed aside from his pinky. “I promise. If this promise should ever be broken, I'll cut off my pinky. Okay?” Hesitantly, Kyoutani lifted his own hand to entwine his pinky with Yahaba’s. “Okay.” … .. . pepe is online. Kindaichi: Oh shit yahaba how'd it go KunimemeSHakira: WAHAHAHAH I FINALLY GOT TO PUNCH FUCKIN KYOUTANI IN THE FACE pepe: ok there were better ways to go about that but I guess I owe you guys my thanks pepe: kyou and i r now back together so uh yeah pepe: thanks DeathNoteWatari: awwww <3 DeathNoteWatari: wait hold on a fucken second why wasn't I involved in this?! I could've helped ;-; pepe: shut up watari ***** Chapter 14 ***** Chapter Summary KunimemeSHakira: if i never get to date Ushijima and had to choose the way I want to die, I would want it to be by strangulation. Strangulation between Kindaichi's asscheeks as I eat him out with the last of my meager, withering strength. fUCKunagq: what kind of ecstasy are you high on right now yoOky: I'm so glad Kyoutani and Yahaba have stopped fighting… (´∀`) kai: Agreed. yoOky: So what now? Are there any other problems in this group chat that we need to solve? KunimemeSHakira: yeah, the fact that you and kai still haven't fucked kai: Kunimi, you seriously need to let that go. As I said, I'm just trying to be as supportive as I can to my kouhai. Nothing else. fUCKunagq: ur never this nice to me kai senpai kai: Are you currently trying to adjust to the fact that people you barely know are aware of one of your deepest secrets? fUCKunagq: no.. kai: That's good. I guess you don't need my support then. fUCKunagq: ok ._. yoOky: Um, well what about Kindaichi? He's still kind of depressed over Kageyama. KunimemeSHakira: oh right his unrequited love eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Actually, it might not be. KunimemeSHakira: ohohoh?? eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I'm not sure if Narita or Kinoshita have noticed it, but Kageyama’s kinda been...off, lately. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: oh yeah didn't he walk straight into the wall that one time and just stand there for a few seconds before running off? kazushitoNARUTO: oh I remember that kazushitoNARUTO: how about when he sat in the corner for like fifteen minutes for no reason and got all startled when Tsukishima tried to get his attention Kindaichi: ok but what does that prove about him liking me back eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Well, think about it. What else would he be mulling over, coincidentally a short while after he turned you down? Kindaichi: it's been more than a month shouldn't we be letting this go keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: it's a lead we're willing to take child, as long as there's a chance Kindaichi: oK but why do you even want to help me eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Because we are incredibly bored. Kindaichi: figures KunimemeSHakira: besides we already have watari we don't need another lame ass here DeathNoteWatari: so mean D: KunimemeSHakira: see do you catch my drift KunimemeSHakira: nobody uses that emoji anymore yoOky: Okay, I don't think you need to be so mean to Watari… (^_^;) KunimemeSHakira: ugh. ( =-= ) whatever u say, mom. kai: Kunimi, don't be a dick. kazushitoNARUTO: anyways kazushitoNARUTO: what kind of elaborate plan do you think we should use this time KunimemeSHakira: well the last plan seemed to work just fine doge: I want to be the one to punch the Karasuno setter in the face pepe: no you're not punching him in the face doge: fuck u pepe: only if I manage to hurt you again baby ;) Kindaichi: ew DeathNoteWatari: aw Kindaichi: EW eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: STay on track you sluts. Kindaichi: how can I be a slut if I never got laid u walnut eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ( =_=+) Do you want me to make you dickless and ensure you never get to? Kindaichi: actually I could just bottom eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I could also cut off Kageyama’s dick. Still sure? Kindaichi: have u ever heard of strap ons t( ◠‿◠t ) eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: …(=====___=====) Let's just discuss what we'll do next to alleviate my boredom please. KunimemeSHakira: wait but you could have argued that there were strap ons in the first place KunimemeSHakira: so...does that mean... KunimemeSHakira: :ooooo dOeS kINdaIcHi iS tAK es iT Up tHe AsS?!?!!11 kai: The sheer spelling and grammar of this one text took me at least an entire ten minutes to process and understand. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: but u replied in one kai: Shh. No stressing the small details. yoOky: Well, anyways… yoOky: ...DO you take it up the ass, Kindaichi? ( 0 ^ 0 ) Kindaichi: why is that even a question Kindaichi: i’m gay it goes both ways KunimemeSHakira: so he does eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Why is this even a conversation. How did we get here? We should be coming up with a plan on how to get Kindaichi his boyfriend. DeathNoteWatari: if I recall correctly, it was you who called me, Kindaichi, Yahaba, and Kyoutani ‘sluts’ and triggered the shallot head eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Watari. yoOky: Anyways, I think it makes sense, to be honest. kai: ? Why do you think so, Shibayama? yoOky: Well, if it weren't for the fact that he's pursuing Kageyama, I think Kindaichi would definitely be a bottom. KunimemeSHakira: tbh yeah Kindaichi: wait why KunimemeSHakira: you got the personality AND the ‘personality’ for it eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Those were the same?? Two??? Words???? fUCKunagq: u put three question marks after the word ‘two’ and it ticks me off somehow KunimemeSHakira: what I mean by ‘personality’ is that he's thicc, u fhoken noobs KunimemeSHakira: with kindaichis thighs and ass it would be a waste not to sit on someone's face Kindaichi: uh excuse me? ( >_>;) KunimemeSHakira: if i never get to date Ushijima and had to choose the way I want to die, I would want it to be by strangulation. Strangulation between Kindaichi's asscheeks as I eat him out with the last of my meager, withering strength. fUCKunagq: what kind of ecstasy are you high on right now Kindaichi: don't you have Ushijima’s dick to drool over? Why are you talking about doing the kind of stuff a top would do? ( =_= ) KunimemeSHakira: who said I was going to bottom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fUCKunagq: ...I think I legit got chills from that Kindaichi: well what about if I were to fuck kyoutani? WHICH I WOULD NEVER EVEN IF IT COST ME MY LIFE, but hes definitely the one who gets fucked all the time doge: dude I knock you over in matches like ur a tower made of fuckin twigs doge: even if u didn't want me to I could stick it to u anytime I wanted, WHICH I WOULD NEVER. But you get my point. pepe: damn that's hot eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Yahaba, nobody wants to listen to you being gross, shut up. pepe: fuck you too u single bitch Kindaichi: last time I remembered, that's called rape, Kyoutani, and you'd get arrested for that shit doge: not if they don't find the body keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: this just gets weirder the more you read it I'm outta here ***** Chapter 15 ***** Chapter Summary twometerfootlong: oh, you're that one guy that was following Kindaichi around, what was his name again? Kindaichi: yeah I think his name was panini or some shit fUCKunagq: P A N I N I KunimemeSHakira: i swear if i could i would punch you in the dick kindaichi Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes fUCKunagq: hEY look who I brought fUCKunagq has added twometerfootlong and GuyFieri to the chat. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: who tf are these people why are more people coming to the chat eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Kinoshita, you were added late too. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: :( Kindaichi: ok but who are they fUCKunagq: I realized there were more guys like us here in miyagi so I added em :3 not gonna lie I wanted more but I couldn't get their numbers fUCKunagq: twometer is the two meter tall guy from kakugawa and guyfieri is datekous giant ass setter that looks like an angry bird KunimemeSHakira: wellp Kindaichi it was fun while it lasted, but you are no longer the tallest in the group chat Kindaichi: ok GuyFieri: oh Kindaichi ur here!!! Hi!!!! twometerfootlong: hello. Kindaichi: hi Koganegawa, hi Hyakuzawa keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wait Kindaichi ur friends with these guys?? Kindaichi: yeah we kind of went to the imitation youth training camp together GuyFieri: i really had to whip this shortie into shape, right hykuzawa? Kindaichi: uh scuse me bitch twometerfootlong: actually if I recall correctly, you kept getting wrecked by him in our two on two matches GuyFieri: (. A. ;) no I didn't twometerfootlong: yes you did. GuyFieri: nO I didn’T twometerfootlong: yes Kindaichi: you twometerfootlong: did DeathNoteWatari: woah how the hell did you guys do that? KunimemeSHakira: Kindaichi actually has other friends how am I going to get the booty in my last dying moments if I have compEtITioN KunimemeSHakira: also I was at the same training camp no hello for me? twometerfootlong: oh, you're that one guy that was following Kindaichi around, what was his name again? Kindaichi: yeah I think his name was panini or some shit fUCKunagq: P A N I N I KunimemeSHakira: i swear if i could i would punch you in the dick kindaichi GuyFieri: lololol anyways what is this group chat for kazushitoNARUTO: basically, we're constantly overshadowed by our teammates so we made a group chat to vent about our problems eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: We stray further and further from God’s divine light each day. twometerfootlong: wait then why am I here I'm literally the only one that attacks in my team keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: yeah well all of the other teams forgot about you long enough not to add u until now so you're one of us boi twometerfootlong: that doesn't make any sense kai: Yes. twometerfootlong: no kai: Yes. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Okay so as you guys did me, let's fill the noobs in on everything that's gone down in this hellhole fUCKunagq: I wanna do it eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Okay, go ahead Fukunaga. fUCKunagq: To summarize everything, Kai-senpai and Shibayama are highkey in love but in denial yoOky: I've already said it many times, it's not like that!!! (>\\\<) fUCKunagq: Shibayama is also trans btw fUCKunagq: everyone is basically gay if you guys are not then you're wrong Kindaichi: don't worry I checked firsthand in training camp they're definitely into guys GuyFieri: yes but as it turns out the guy I like is in love with someone else twometerfootlong: same Kindaichi: =_= you guys are not in love with me we had a threesome ONE TIME keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wait what KunimemeSHakira: wait wHAT DeathNoteWatari: this entire time I thought you were a virgin but you actually had a threesome DeathNoteWatari: A THREESOME doge: wow I feel sorry for the two guys he slept with Kindaichi: go fuck Yahaba ugly doge: at least I didn't get swamped by suitors and still get rejected by the one guy I like Kindaichi: -_- now that's just below the belt dude GuyFieri: rejected? Does this mean...we have a chance after all?? (о´∀`о) Kindaichi: no keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Well, you might if our next plan to try and get him and Kageyama together fails twometerfootlong: Kageyama? As in that black haired setter who tosses to the little orange guy? kazushitoNARUTO: sounds about right twometerfootlong: wait I thought you hated him Kindaichi GuyFieri: yeah I remember that one time you said you want to beat him the most Kindaichi: that's cuz he used to be an asshole so I decided I'd beat him at volleyball twometerfootlong: wow ok fUCKunagq: so to continue on with my explanation, Yahaba and Kyoutani are the resident power couple fUCKunagq: when they're both in the chat at the same time they cannot go two seconds without grossing us out doge: well at least we have sex lives GuyFieri: Jesus the salt fUCKunagq: Kindaichi, as you gentlemen know, is in love with Karasuno’s genius setter and we are currently formulating a plan to get them together twometerfootlong: oh fuck of course he's a genius how do we compete with him if he's smart Kindaichi: you don't compete with him aT ALL that's how u compete with him keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: actually Kags is a fuckin idiot he's just got really, REALLY precise tosses GuyFieri: fUCK keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ?? yoOky: What's wrong? . ^ . GuyFieri: gtg I got this stupid dog sitting job Kindaichi: dogsitting? =~= GuyFieri has sent a picture. GuyFieri: see doesn't it look retarded Kindaichi: oh god it's terrifying DeathNoteWatari: dude you do realize Kindaichi has a phobia of dogs right GuyFieri: GuyFieri: shhhhhh DeathNoteWatari: :< yoOky: Wait. Hold on a second. I have an idea! kai: What is it, Shibayama? yoOky: What if Kageyama and Kindaichi were to take on Koganegawa’s dogsitting job on the next shift? They'd be alone together for a few hours! Kindaichi: okay but you're missing one crucial detail Kindaichi: IM TERRIFIED OF DOGS kai: All the better. Kageyama will be there with you, right? Take the chance to get all touchy feely with the excuse of fear on your side. keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: yeah kageyama loves dogs anyways he'll probably be all over it and it wont give two shits about u Kindaichi: if Kageyama's attention is constantly focused with the dog, then what's the point of me being there yoOky: Well you could always just wait for the dog to go eat or something and get him alone upstairs. DeathNoteWatari: we all know what happens upstairs between two horny teenagers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Kindaichi: in a strangers house?? (=_=) twometerfootlong: you know, if he feels uncomfortable you guys probably shouldn't force him Kindaichi: yes thank you KunimemeSHakira: okay but what if I were to tell you I would treat you to grilled corn for the next week Kindaichi: Kindaichi: twometerfootlong: no Kindaichi don't give in Kindaichi: Kindaichi: k fine but only two hours with the dog and I'm out keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: YASSS twometerfootlong: ffs Chapter End Notes So uh hey guys, just a lil explanation of what I'm gonna do for each pairing arc. Basically I'm gonna have two written chapters for them, one that is pure interaction and the other which contains smut. So, eheheh, you can imagine what comes next chapter. Also, I'll be putting a bonus kyouhaba chapter afterwards, so stay tuned for that! :3 As always, fuck means sex and sex means love, so fuck you all and have a great day! ~ Moire End Notes And so commences our tragic tale of woe. If you liked it, please don't forget to Bookmark, Subscribe, and leave a Kudos for me! I feed off of them, they're my only food source. So, as always, fuck means sex and sex means love, so fUCK you all and have a great day! ~ Moire Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!