Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/13901466. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major Character_Death, No_Archive_Warnings_Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Category: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other Fandom: friendship_-_Fandom Relationship: Mia/Mia Character: lesbian_-_Character Additional Tags: Milk, Burn_Victims, Don't_Like_Don't_Read, Gay, queer, LGBT, Anime, Verbal_bashing, Animation, References_to_animation, Disney_animation_- Freeform, Pixar_animation, Boss_baby_-_Freeform, Boss_baby_good?, Boss baby_good_!, Bad_English Stats: Published: 2018-03-07 Updated: 2018-03-13 Chapters: 37/? Words: 1606 ****** Vor is good ****** by betherz Summary Tu es gay? Notes Please don't judge this is my first work. English isn't my first language. ***** Gay ***** Mia is gay This is seen when Mia calls herself gay all the time. ***** Vor ***** Chapter Summary You betcha Chapter Notes You betcha Mia is into vor. this is seen when Mia eats food. Only vor people was ingest ***** Thicc ***** Mia is thicc. This is seen what she makes her muthafuccin ass clap ***** Autistic ***** Mia is autistic. This is seen when Mia makes good pictures of art ***** Mean ***** Mia is mean. this is seen when Mia insults my favorites teacher Staley. ***** Mia is dependent ***** Mia is dependent. This is seen when Mia say "I better get a sugar daddy wence in college" ***** No ok ***** Mia is not ok. This is seen when Mia told me "no I'm not ok" ***** Anti social ***** Mia is anti social. This is seen when Mia needs help from Therese to ask a teacher a simple question for a assignment in leadership class . ***** Cool ***** Mia is cool. This is seen when she wears your sexy librarian glasses. In order to protect her eyes from blue light from her overpriced art monitor. ***** Artistic ***** Mia is artistic. This is seen when Mia needs a hand rail in order to go down the stairs. ***** Weird ***** Mia is weird. This is seen when Mia cant swallow pills. Like boo just swallow. Almost drowning what? ***** Ok? ***** Mia is ok. This is seen when she works and only days I want to die two times in a four hour shift. ***** Sonic ***** Mia is sonic. This is known because I have never seen sonic and Mia in the same room together Mia also does good sonic impressions and had a creepy memorisation of all sonic songs. ***** Anti Semitic ***** Mia hates Jews. This is seen when Mia doesn't like Jews. ***** Jewish ***** Mia is Jewish. You may he thinking how can Mia be both Jewish and anti Semitic like the last chapter proclaimed. Well. Mia hates herself. This is seen when Mia continually says " ebola come get me. I am a sinner ready to be quenched with the fires of malformed children when pregnant ladies get ebola. Come of loving savoir. Please help me savoir this thirst." Whith this evidence it is proved that Mia is Jewish. ***** Ableist ***** Mia is ableist. This is seen when she insults me for having scoliosis and a speech impediment. ***** Best friend ***** Chapter Summary Hold on this is a ride. Excuse my poor grammar I was homeschooled Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes Mia is my best friend. This is seen when she will listen to my stupid rants and complaints patiently. Without Mia I would still be a loser in the peer ministry room. Eating lunch with dry personality sami. Open eater Mitchell. Chill dude Caleb. And crazy angelica. You are a perfect match for my shitty sense of humour. And make me feel more sane since your a bigger weeb then me. You deal with me when I'm at my worst (day before period) and at my best (still waiting for my best to show up). I'm so happy we've became friends. I am so thankful I am able to share my highschool experience with you. I want us to stay friends for the rest of our lives. You helped me learn confidence, social skills, and most importantly you helped me learn that I'm not different, I fit in with you. I love you. And hopefully we can stay best friends. Hoe. Chapter End Notes Told you this was a ride. ***** Harmful ***** Mia is hurtful. This is seen what Mia high fives me and it hurts. Mia doesn't apologise cause she doesn't believe she did anything wrong. This is why Mia is hurtful. ***** Stubborn ***** Miss is stubborn. This is seen when Mia got in a tissy fit because she didn't get to get Ife cream because two people she didn't like were already in line for ice cream. Never wanted to murder you more than then. Fuck your ice cream. ***** Bad at jokes ***** Mia is bad at jokes.this is seen when she utterly failed to explain whats up dog joke to Cora. ***** Gross ***** This is seen when Mia tells me to "pop my pussy". I'm don't want to even hear those words but mia rapes my ears. ***** Illiterate ***** Mia is illiterate. This Is seem when Mia doesn't read. And when she does its to slow for everyone involved.pickup a book Mia. ***** Hayiku ***** Chapter Summary I think? Mia is so gay I don't appreciate Our friendship dead ***** Bully ***** Mia is a bully.this is seen what she repeatedly calls fatman™️ An asshole ***** Untitled ***** Mia wakes up. Refreshed from a good, early night asleep . SIKE you thought Mia falls asleep at a reasonable time? Nahhhhhhhh 3am or nothing ***** Weeb ***** Mia is a week. This is seen when she forced me to watch my hero academia compared to my car superior show anon, a Sims 3 YouTube series following a life of a girl names Chelsea. It follows her from high school to middle age married. It has lots of turns and twists that keep the viewer engaged with the show. My favorite plot twist is when she runs over Kyle, her second love interest/ football player, this doesn't affect the story at all basically other then some unresolved anger. But it does not jeopardise his football career at all. Instead his future career is actually in football. Another interesting plot twist is how Chelsea and her husband (watch it if you want to know who she ends up marrying) daughter turns out to be a lesbian. Who would have thought that could happen. And end up dating a girl! Wow this show has great diversity and is the perfect show to watch during family night! 20/10 please watch it's so good. ***** Italian ***** Mia is Italian. This is proven when Mia calls her toes Italian toes. Not only is this disrespectful but also a contributor to foot fetishes which I am not for. Another proof is that Mia calls herself hightalian. Like she's some sort of high class individual. Like no honey just because you have uggs doesn't make you rich. Another proof is that Mia calls people wop which is a derogatory term for Italians. Mia says it's basically the Italian version of 'nibba', sure honey whatever makes you sleep at night. The biggest proof is Mia's favorites character in haitalia was Italy cause she's a nationalism piece of shit. ***** Good ***** Chapter Summary Yall can do some wacky shit Mia is cool.  Refer below                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [cool frog] ***** Kleptomaniac ***** Mia is a kleptomaniac. this is seen when Mia unnecessarily steals things such as my platonic heart. ***** Delinquent ***** Mia is a delinquent. This is seen when Mia refuses to read books for English class. Another reason Mia is a delinquent is her coming to school late everyday. Either right before the bell or on the bell. Refusing t hang with her chill friends,me. Hopefully in college Mia won't be so rude to her studies. ***** Prude ***** Mia is a prude. This is seen when Mia is physically revolted when I tell her about natural things that my body goes through. Such as when I told her about poop I had and she replied with "we gross Liz woman don't poop". ***** Fake ***** Mia is fake. this is seen when Mia uses her 'costumer' voice while at work. What are you trying to hide? Are you degrading the costumers? How dare you use a different voice for me biythc. ***** Suicidal ***** Mia is suicidal. This is seen when I do not like the chibi art style. And when looking at Mia scrolling through her phone I said "I do not like that art" when viewing a chibi photo. Unbeknownst to me Mia drew it. Mia took away way out of port portion is said "I die now old enough" she is now dead. ***** Ungrateful ***** Mia is ungrateful this is seen when I want to show Mia a magic trick. I ask Mia to get me a spoon so I could better preform my magic trick. When I displayed that my magic trick was in fact the miracle our human bodies have to preform in order to digest food. Mia said it wasn't magic and try was a stupid trick and " I got you the spoon to preform a magic trick not watching you eat a pudding cup". ***** Poophobic ***** When I tell Mia my secrets she does not appreciate. This is seen when I tell Mia that in a few years time there won't be enough traction for my feces while they are in my bowels. I used the metaphor that my bowels were a laundry shoot. You put clothes in and they leave at a lower floor. Much like my bowels would react. You eat food and release that food at a lower level (ass) in a matter of seconds. When I told Mia my struggles and self consciousness of my above situation Mia said if I ever made eye contact with her she would put me in citizens arrest. Mia would go as far as being in shit teir with fatty man 2000 in order to not accociate with me. Well Mia now everyone you shared this non fiction literature with now knows your poophobic and a mean person. Wear red to school tomorrow cuck. ***** Author note ***** Hey guys sorry I haven't been updating as often as normal. It's been a hectic while. All five of my kids got cancer and had to be treated, I got the flu. My disabled husband got more disabled. My grandmother called me a skinny cocksucking whore because I could make my ass clap. My grandad died in Nam. It's been very hectic, I'll try to start updating more but it might still be slow do to my third midget child getting cancer again on her third tit. I'll update when I can, but no promises. ***** Sexist ***** Mia is sexist. This is seen when she would not let her mother (a woman) eat any of her Gummie worms. Saying they were for her brother (a man). Mia refused to give her mother (woman) a treat she deserved and instead have it to a man. If this isn't a display of sexism to you then you beat your wife. Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!