Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/12830877. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: South_Park Relationship: Craig_Tucker/Tweek_Tweak, Kyle_Broflovski/Stan_Marsh Character: Craig_Tucker, Tweek_Tweak, Clyde_Donovan, Token_Black, Kyle_Broflovski, Stan_Marsh, Wendy_Testaburger, Bebe_Stevens, Jimmy_Valmer, Kenny McCormick Additional Tags: Alternate_Universe_-_High_School, First_Love, Loss_of_Virginity, Coming of_Age, Explicit_Language, Other_Additional_Tags_to_Be_Added, Masturbation, Sexting, Intercrural_Sex, Oral_Sex, Deepthroating, Snowballing, Sex_Shop, Rimming, Douching Stats: Published: 2017-11-26 Updated: 2018-01-27 Chapters: 11/? Words: 33702 ****** Tweek's (attempted) Adventures of getting into Craig's pants ****** by GlassyWishes Summary It takes exactly one Summer for Tweek to come to the startling realization that he wants to climb Craig like a tree. Notes I am unable to stop my love for these dumb boys and their attempts to fuck each other. See the end of the work for more notes ***** Suddenly ***** Tweek spends his sixteenth Summer alive in the butt-fuck of nowhere in a secluded mountain range with his parents. It's not like he had a choice, having been forced to pack right after his sophomore year finished, with barely a hasty goodbye to Craig and Crew before Tweek was shoved into the family car and driven away. His parents had avoided any specific details on why they had out of nowhere decided a holiday trip to a place with no Internet or Wi-Fi was appropriate, only sketchy explanations as Tweek sat in the backseat, bouncing up every time the car went over a rough patch.   Crazy thoughts littered in his mind. What could they do if a serial killer stumbled upon their shelter one night and slaughtered them all? Or if a freak accident occurred and no one would check their bodies until it was too late as their corpses decayed until it was so disgusting that there was no way to determine their identity?   Tweek had bitten his bottom lip so hard that it cracked and bled over his mouth from the stress. His parents never looked back, so he wiped away the mess with his moss-green sleeve, seeing it how the dusky red spread across his wrist.   He had promised Craig that he would be back.   After eleven weeks cooped up in the log cabin filled with nothing but coffee beans to use to drink and shitty organic food did Tweek return to South Park with a sense of loneliness.    X   The air and environment might have been technically healthier in the mountain tops, but genuine human interactions were something Tweek found himself craving and being denied by the no WiFi to keep contact with his boyfriend. His hands shook as he pulled out his phone, the tiny bars determining Online connection which he had sorely missed popped up and he shrieked. It had been too long, and he wasted no time to send a messy text to Craig.   To [Craig <3]: Im finally back! got wifi again and I never want to do this spontaneous family trip again!!   Tweek nervously chewed on his bottom lip, wincing when he felt a cut as his teeth pinched the soft flesh. He desperately needed some chapstick for his dry lips as he tried to smooth the skin by his spit. Spit was too gross but, he needed actual wax to cover his dry mouth – although who knows if the chapstick he had stashed at home was still useable, their house had been empty of several months, who knew if someone broke in between then and rummaged around his belongings and poisoned his stuff.   To [Craig <3]: no one broke into my house when i was goneright?????????   From [Craig <3]: babe, chill nothing happened to your house   Tweek couldn’t help but break out into a smile when Craig texted back almost instantly. There was a warm bubbly feeling that ran up his stomach and throat – and it wasn’t even indigestion – as he saw text bubbles from Craig’s side.   From [Craig <3]: I am so glad youre back. It’s been sooo boring without you. I missed you heaps. We can catch up tomorrow. See you at school Tweekers   Was it possible for smiling to hurt, because the grin stuck on his face wasn’t changing at all, and Tweek couldn’t help but fidget, smushing his face into his arm? He couldn’t wait until the next morning.   X   The routine for the mornings consisted of Tweek waiting outside the school gates for Craig to arrive before the both of them would enter the grounds. Easier if say, they decided to ditch (mostly Craig’s idea if they did do) so that was exactly what Tweek did. He leaned against the brick wall, head absorbed into staring into his phone, thumbs typing rapidly to Craig who had texted back a minute ago that he was coming soon.   The laughter from moving bodies of the other high school students made Tweek nervous, even after Craig had promised that they were probably giggling at something stupid in their lives and not at Tweek. The blond boy could imagine it, Craig’s monotone voice repeating reassurance that the rest of the world could get stuffed and it was a waste of energy to sink into pleasing the fickle populace of his peers.   His mental discussion was broken as a shadow blocked off the sunlight and he lifted his head in confusion. As he tilted his head upwards, Tweek caught the familiar blue chullo and warm loving gaze contrasting from the sheer terror of just how Tweek had to crane his neck to gape at his boyfriend. His boyfriend who was currently towering over him by a good head or so. His boyfriend who at least several months ago was only a little taller than Tweek.  Now instead, Craig looked like he was hitting over six foot, his limbs longer and more solid at least when Tweek compared it to his memory of his boyfriend before the trip. Tweek wasn’t hallucinating because he pinched himself and it hurt.   “You have no idea how good it is to see you again. Clyde was being an annoying dick and would not stop complaining the entire Summer.” Craig smoothly began the conversation, completely ignorant of how Tweek gaped, eyebrows raised in confusion and a light pink dusting blaring across almost ghostly-pale skin – from just how little sun he had gotten during his stay among the mountains. “I was stuck with him, and Token, not that it’s a bad thing when Token was around, but Clyde seriously wouldn’t shut up about how he had barely grown in the past few months.” Craig half-heartedly shrugged, his piercing look focusing on how silent Tweek had been. “Are you alright Babe?”   Tweek screamed. Shoving around Craig until he ran inside the school, mentally screeching from his new epiphany.     Just when did Craig get so tall??? Jesus was it weird he really really wanted to throw himself at Craig and ask to be lifted up against the brick wall?!?   What fuck up did he do in his past life to deserve this! ***** Puberty ***** Chapter Summary No Tweek all Summer makes Craig a dull boy. Chapter Notes I was surprised and overwhelmed by the feedback, and I could not stop my writing inspiration even after a tiring day. So Craig's POV is here, and the explicit tag is being utilized already. See the end of the chapter for more notes Craig doesn’t get bitter easily because acknowledging his bitterness means that he is invested emotionally in something, and apathy runs in his blood (a variant at least from the Tucker tradition of flipping everyone off). But he’s hard-pressed to admit that the vice grip that curls in his stomach when Tweek informs him that the blond boy was going to be away from South Park for the Summer is there other than for the depressing fact that Craig would be away from his boyfriend.    Craig doesn’t like to outwardly share his feelings, and he’s only just beginning to find out how useful it can be to actively enact his emotions to a select few that don't conclude in annoyance or general anger. Tweek is one of the few that gets the chance to see his progression of emotional improvement – and honestly, the priviest to the changes considering Stripe doesn’t count as a human contender to give feedback. But at that moment, when Tweek had broke the news, his face downwards and his shoes scuffling at the dirt, Craig didn’t feel like any words could summarize his emotions. Instead, he opened his arms and pulled his boyfriend into a warm embrace, digging his head into the crook of Tweek’s neck for a moment, muffling his boyfriend’s confused squeak. Craig laid his forehead against Tweek’s, their clammy closeness made Tweek shiver and avoid the black-haired boy’s intense stare, pale green doe-eyes twitching and cute button- nose tingling. Mouthing something sappy that Craig could not for the life remember, the older boy had pressed a closed-mouth kiss against his lover’s wobbling lips and whispered his goodbye in a hushed voice, too quiet and fragile in its weight for anyone else to hear and witness.   X   So Craig fills the Summertime in three different ways. The first is a casual job he picks up at a local Garage, working with other stuffy mechanic guys fixing up shitty cars in the shitty insulation of the building with shitty air- conditions and even shitter hours. But it pays, and at the end of the day when he gets his cash handed to him is all that matters. Because cash means he can save up and buy a proper telescope (not a kid’s version that is thrown somewhere in his closet) that’s high-tech and can actually be used to peer into Space in clearer quality so he can gaze up the twinkling and dazzling world above with Tweek. Clyde had cooed at him when Craig offhandedly mentioned his job and Clyde threw an effeminate friendly slap in jest accompanied by waggling eyebrows. Craig obviously flipped the bird at him. The second is with his group of his friends he’s affectionately named his ‘Gang’ (Clyde’s words not his). Whether it was late nights at Token’s with the newest games, or generally hanging out in South Park (which admittedly is pretty calm when they don’t run into Cartman and his friends because casually fuck themwhenever they pop up, he’s still not over being screwed his hundred dollars) eats up another portion of his time. The third and final is his seasonal workouts at the local swimming centre. He ‘borrows’ Token’s gym membership and ducks in whenever he’s feeling an urge for an outlet for his bad moods. Swimming laps he finds calms him.  There’s a soothing lull that occurs when he works his way to and fro from each side of the fifty-metre pool. He usually goes when its busy enough that the receptionist is overwhelmed enough that she doesn’t stare too intensely at his ‘borrowed’ gym card and picks a spot to wait until a good portion of people leave right after the timed ‘rush hour’ that he dubs. He’s content to pace himself throughout the Summer, even though he thinks sometimes late at night while he’s in bed, looking fondly through his phone at the snapshots he’s collected over the years, at Tweek’s messy flaxen hair and shy smiles, that he feels a little lonely.   X   Swimming as Craig founds out has some unexpected consequences. That being he shot up – in height, not referring to anything else, he might be from a poor- as-fuck family but not because of drugs like Kenny's – from his measly five foot five during the Sophomore year to a whopping six foot two. His clothes, which had fit fine a few months ago now strained to just cover his awkwardly gangly teenage body. His mom had complained the entire time that he outgrew half his wardrobe and had to replace it with clothes that actually fit him. At least he could pay for his clothes (not that he cared much for fashion, all he wore were different shades of blue anyway). He felt himself stumble over his feet occasionally because of course, he outgrew his normal shoe size too. Clyde made sure that Craig never forgot that the Chullo-wearing resident was now towering over his friends (bar Token who was almost eye-level from his freakishly out of nowhere growth spurt).   “I can’t believe both of you are so tall now,” Clyde complained, grabbing a fistful of dusty orange Cheetos and shovelling them in his mouth, crunching them with some mild frustration. “I barely grew at all these holidays and I’m so close to need to tilt my head just to talk you two giants.”   “Guess that means you have to Git Gud,” Token smiled, his gaze fixated to the TV screen, not even chucking a look to take in Clyde’s horrified expression, “Oh cover me, Clyde, now while I kick the other team’s Tank.”   “Maybe if you actually eat healthily you might gain some inches instead of some pounds,” Craig retorted in his classic deadpan tone, “Stop getting distracted and do your job.”   “Craig Tucker! Are you calling me fat?” Clyde shook a finger at his friend who too was engrossed in the current online match. “Are you…body shaming me in this sacred house of goodwill and family values.”   Craig pauses momentarily from his game. He throws a blank expression and opens his mouth. “Yes.” He then returns his attention back to the game and avoids Clyde’s facial expression boggling out in mock offence.   “Hey, you don’t have to rub it in that you are practically sex on walking legs!” Clyde pouts, sinking into the comfortable couch.   Craig paused again. “I’m what?”   Clyde replies, “You know the other chicks and some dudes have been saying how attractive you’ve turned out. A lot of them are bitching that it's not fair you’re dating Tweek, which by the way is not my opinion.” Clyde holds up his hands in surrender and that elicits a click of the tongue from Token who intervenes with a sharp jab.   “Clyde come on, heal me dammit.”   Craig focuses his attention, drowning out the background noises of explosions and the sprays of bullets ingame as Token and Clyde bicker in half joking, half serious complaints.   Sex on walking legs huh.   X   Lonely nights sometimes turn into horny nights. Not that he gets to schedule which days his bedtimes turn into a rub-off session because his body didn’t want to listen to him half the time. Blah blah blah, masturbation was a healthy activity during puberty, blah blah blah, you shouldn’t feel guilty about doing it. Well, Craig was pretty sure Sex-Ed classes also didn’t teach what material was okay used as wanking because there was a severe amount of fucked up shit on the Internet. Not like he ever got a kick out of it. Because, as Craig found from his porn- searching experiments that the only times he actually got aroused enough and could keep a boner through the entire session of his own volition was if the pornstar in the video was a slender blond individual with a knack for running his mouth. And even then, half the time he was furiously trying to whack it, watching as the blond actor get pounded by a thick dick. The other half was shamefully trying to imagine the porn-actor being replaced by a fictional version of Tweek who meekly moaned and withered on a sunken shaft in his swollen hole – which actually kind of pissed him off because he did not like the idea of Tweek being penetrated by another person.   Okay after some self-reflection he guessed that was a little messed-up. Just a little. Mostly because he wasn’t exactly sure how Tweek would feel about sex, lest being the one getting fucked.   He also might have had some passing thoughts about whether Tweek would twitch if Craig ever slid his dick in any of his boyfriend’s orifices.     That was at least a little bit fucked up.    X   When Tweek texts him near the end of Summer break, a day before School resumes, Craig almost drops his phone in surprise. He’s been disconnected from his boyfriend for too long and it almost shows in how fast he replies. He barely gets any sleep that night, too jittery from excitement and he wonders if this is what Tweek feels all the time. It does suck quite a bit, especially when he wakes up late and almost rushes out of the house so he can get to School on time. Not the best way to start his Junior year, and an even worse way to reunite with his boyfriend. As he walks towards the front gates to their designated meeting place, Craig really can’t help but smirk. His boyfriend seems too focused on his phone to notice his presence and even though he chalks it up to perspective initially from the small size of his lover, Craig can’t deny that Tweek seems almost tiny in comparison. He makes a mental comparison to Tweek to a forest animal, from the deep soulful eyes and almost careful movements Craig has to deal to coax Tweek’s nerves away. Although even baby deer eventually get horns, so calling Tweek a helpless animal is a little rude because his partner can certainly kick ass when needed. He stops in front of his boyfriend, giving a few seconds for Tweek to become accustomed to the sudden darkness covering him. Its just so uplifting to see him that he speaks, brushing any opening greetings. As he finishes his babbler, he can’t help think that his boyfriend has been uncharacteristically quiet. He throws an inquisitive look downwards, and oh, something flickers in him when he realizes how short Tweek is, how vulnerable he appears, green gazing to return Craig’s blue stare. Shit, is it strange it kind of makes him want to scoop Tweek up in his arms? He sees Tweek’s plush mouth opens and a piercing cry comes out. Ah, there it is. The Tweek he knew. Craig was about to settle a comforting hand on his boyfriend’s shaking shoulders until the area that Tweek took up became empty and Craig blinked a few times before he came to the conclusion that Tweek just ran away. Vanished into thin air – although not really because he could still hear his slowly quieter yells in the distance. What the fuck? Chapter End Notes Gratuitous use of 'Fuck' during this chapter because its Craig we're talking about. ***** Hits ***** Chapter Summary Everyone has a strange kink right? Chapter Notes Getting back to Tweek's POV this chapter. Poor confused Tweek. Some slurs used in this chapter - all thanks to Eric Cartman See the end of the chapter for more notes ‘Stupid, stupid, stupid’ Tweek thinks as he rushes through the school hallways like a madman, ducking and maneuvering through the crowds of kids, nearly crashing into people several times. ‘Oh God, I’m going to hit someone and theyare going to fall over and smack their head onto something sharp andbleed all over and die, ohgodohgodohgod-   He creeps closer to the lockers, his hands grappling along the cold metal, his palm pressed against the material as he slides across the family of lockers until he reaches his own. Finally, Tweek lets out the breath he'd been holding, a rush of carbon dioxide polluting out from his mouth and he shakes just a little as his fingers run over the dial until he hears his combination be accepted. His hands move quickly, grabbing his silver thermos that is filled with coffee stuffed on the middle shelf. Taking a rapid gulp, he downs his life-saving liquid, feeling the warmth run down his throat, cloying in its bitterness and how deeply he needed it to calm his nerves.    He can feel his breathing calm down. Instead of his heart pumping so much blood, he swears it would burst and he would die from internal bleeding with the alarms of his rushing blood to his brain, now he can hear the noises and racket of the other students chatting and being general nuisances. He makes a move to take another gulp of the liquid gold but before his lips can cover the bottle’s opening, a hand snatches it from Tweek’s grasp. “GAH! What areyou doing?!?”   “Well, well, well.” The tone coming from the person who grabbed Tweek’s thermos makes the blond boy freeze. Godfucking dammit its Eric Cartman, class hasn’t even started and he has to deal with this bullshit. “Look who didn’t change at all over the Summer. How’s your neck from how much you have to look up to everyone going?”   “P-piss off Cartman,” Tweek stammers out, trying to make a grab for his stuff, only for the other boy to lift the bottle so high that Tweek can’t reach it, “Grr, giveme my thermos back you asshole!”   “Nah uh, I don’t think so. Why don’t you get it yourself?” Eric sneers waving the metal container out of reach, with Tweek almost tempted to jump up and pluck it out of Cartman’s grubby hands, “Besides I’m sure you have more experience having to look up from sucking Craig’s dick you fag.”   Tweek clenches his fist and bites his lips so much they start to sting. Fuck Cartman, fuck him for making Tweek think about the mental image right in the middle hallway. Fuck him for thinking he can walk over him and mess with him. He’s fuming from his nose, flashing green eyes glaring at Cartman’s leering face, as his legs fall into place, posture straightened up and his arm pulled back, fist ready…   “Give Tweek his thermos back.”   The short order comes from Craig who walks by, with a casual indifference in his posture, but Tweek can read the little signs on his boyfriend’s face that tell a different story. Craig’s eyebrows are raised, there’s just a slimmer of a frown resting on the Chullo-wearing boy and an icy stare is being straight directed at Eric who for a second is taken aback from Craig’s presence.   “What’s this? Prince Charming to the rescue or somethin’.” Eric retorts as he gets his voice back, waving the thermos again but it’s held with less confidence, “You can’t make me.” There’s a childish tone behind the words, seemingly like Eric isn’t sure if he believes those vowels dripping from his mouth.   Craig steps forward and cracks his neck like an intimidation act and the students around stop their chatter and watch with eager eyes. “I would be happy to. Or you could just give my boyfriend his stuff back and we can go back and pretend this never happened your choice.”   “Yeah right,” Cartman scoffs, “You wouldn’t want to get suspended on the first day back.”   “Try me.” Craig enunciates, “Zero-tolerance policy means that if I get suspended, so do you. So decide bitch, what’s it going to be?”   Eric glares back at Craig who is coolly keeping his body to shield Tweek’s trembling body, a hand squeezing Tweek’s shaking fingers with reassurance and the shorter boy can’t help the sense of awe and something else curling around in his stomach. Something hot and tingly that wants to come out of his mouth like a secret.   “Fine, whatever, here’s your stupid thermos,” Cartman clicks his tongue and tries to elude an aloof atmosphere, throwing the container which Craig catches in one swift movement without blinking and returns it back into Tweek’s hands. Cartman stomps away muttering swears and phrases of ‘Goddamn Homos in my school’.   “Shoo.” Craig directs the order to the gawping crowd and the bell rings to signal the start of the first class of the day. The rush of people starts to dissipate as the students find themselves easing back into the routine, their attention-span being captured by their own vapid desires. The two of them are left nearly alone as the majority of the people walk into class.   “You ran away.” Craig bluntly says, and Tweek flinches from the accusation he thinks Craig is going to spill, “Are you alright?” Craig brushes a hand that’s been tanned after the Summer days through Tweek’s locks, untangling some knots with careful fingers. Tweek can’t help the gentle gesture sending a flutter through his insides, it just feels so strange.   As he witnessed the entire altercation, he was experiencing a tumble-dry of emotions soaring through his mind. And the biggest thought was just how fucking hot Craig looked not taking any of Cartman’s shit, with barely anyone knowing how actually close to how his boyfriend was from pummelling the bigger boy. Barely holding on to some stupid Primal-Alpha shit that Tweek would have scoffed at years ago.   Except now, this type of thing was now his thing, if the dryness in his mouth and the shaking of his legs and the hot flush spread across his face and his neck was an indicator of just how much Tweek fucking loved it.   “Gah, we should get to our classes now.” Tweek pathetically replied, shoving his thermos back into his locker, just so he could avoid Craig’s intense gaze, “You s-should get to class before you get detention just for being late.”   As Tweek rushed away, he didn’t catch the frown that had appeared on Craig’s face.     X   Tweek couldn’t concentrate, not in AP U.S History with the boring voice of the teacher and the even more bored students. He ran his hand through his hair, tugging at the roots until he remembered Craig’s soft hands trying to pat down the mess and he stopped so he didn’t undo all of Craig’s hard work.   God, speaking about hard, Tweek found himself awkwardly fidgeting more than usual on his seat. The seat was so wooden and so uncomfortable, not like if he was sitting on Craig who was all warm flesh and soft cushioning…   Gah! What was he thinking about Craig like that?!   He was already a weirdo, everyone knew that, but now he was a horny weirdo who couldn’t keep his lewd thoughts from falling out! He slapped his hands across his mouth, almost like the dam of his secrets were going to surge out.   Was he…sexually attracted to Craig?   Tweek racked his brains, his forehead hitting the table with a loud thwackthat no one reacted through conditionally accepting this behaviour from the class spaz.   That…wasn’t weird was it? Tweek wasn’t sure, the thing was he never thought about Craig in that type of way until now.   They did coupley-stuff like dates and nicknames, and they had kissed and made- out already! But he guessed, they never really acknowledged any arousal from both of them, always stopping before things got too heated and working off the heightened emotions by gaming or something.   But now, now. Tweek hotly thought, Craig’s physical characteristics could not be ignored. The way that he just towered above Tweek, the sheer volume from how much Craig seemed to fill out and the Goddamn affection that Craig still had for Tweek that didn’t waver at all even after months apart making the blond boy gasp, was seriously a…turn-on?   Tweek couldn’t tell Craig. Absolutely not, Craig would be disgusted from how much he was aroused from lover’s new height, the fact that his boyfriend was so much taller being attractive was too weird!   He slammed his head down again. Miserable and defeated he screamed into his hands. He was about to accept this defeat until he felt something bounce on his head. He perked up and a crumpled ball fell from the golden nest of his hair. He unravelled the paper and read Wendy’s neat writing ‘If something is bothering you, feel free to come join the girls and I this afternoon’. Tweek squinted as he mouthed the words. He swirled around, catching Wendy’s curious glance and he nodded and she let out a gentle smile.   The girls would know. He thought to himself, he could ask them about his emotions and what to do about them. He couldn’t talk to Token, Clyde or Jimmy about his feelings because of their close connection to Craig (who was the source of this current trouble) so the girls of South Park seemed like the next best thing.   Yes, he thought as he breathed normally, the girls would know what to do.   Stupid, stupidhormones. Chapter End Notes Updates will be roughly this long or so, well at least until the smut begins... ***** Craig ***** Chapter Summary Self-reflection is the most poignant after a masturbation session. Chapter Notes I would like to say these rapid updates are not normal. I've just been really inspired these days. Really. See the end of the chapter for more notes There was something on Tweek’s mind, Craig noticed.  Not like there weren’t constant electrifying topics bouncing around his boyfriend’s brain like a basketball, from one set of knowledge to the next like a strange trail of consciousness of looniness but.   This time, it felt different.   Like, this time, it seeped under his skin, prickling the fine hairs on his arms and legs into urgency. The strange behaviour Tweek was exhibiting was something Craig couldn’t shake off. And he didn’t like being left in the dark about Tweek’s thoughts that could be damaging to his lover’s confidence or mental state.     And Tweek was definitely brushing him off. The text that Craig had sent during class as he sneakily typed his concerns was put on Read. For the entire lesson. That ticked him off, just a tad. But he grumbled through his A.P Calculus in silence, stewing his worries into pressing his pencil just a slightly harder onto his paper than necessary. He checked the chat as the bell rang for the end of class, and narrowed his eyes to the response he finally got.   From [ Tweekers <3]: im going to be sitting with the girls during break and after school. You dont need to wait for me   Craig gently massaged his forehead, the slimmest residue of irritation spread across his skin.   X   “You don’t think he’s cheating on you?” Clyde poked at his food with a plastic fork, “I mean, all these escape-plans sounds like he’s trying to avoid something. Do you think he got it on with some boy from the wildness on his trip?” Clyde blanched before shoving the rather feeble-looking lettuce in his mouth.   “Really?” Token injected with his voice of reason, “You really think that Tweek, knowing all his mannerisms would fool around with someone, let alone from the forest.” Token glanced at Clyde’s face that had been scrunched up from eating the greens. “Are you kidding me, it’s lettuce Clyde.”   “Lettuce is rabbit food!” Clyde remarked, groaning as he stabbed his dull green lunch, “I can’t understand how people get full off a salad of all things.”   “Girls manage it somehow.” Token drawled out, munching on his dish that looked more appetizing than Clyde’s, with a careful balance of meat and vegetables. “Speaking of girls, it just looks like Tweek is spending some time with the chicks.” Gesturing to the far side of the cafeteria where bundled together were the female population of South Park with the peek of messy blond among the sea of oestrogen.   “Yeah, d-d-don’t worry about it Craig.” Jimmy spoke matter-of-factly, “He might just be more in t-t-tune with his more emotional side. Hence the sitting with girls.”   “Emotional side.” Craig deadpanned. “The fuck does that have to do with the girls?”   Clyde shoved the crunchy leaves in his mouth, “Y’wah, l’ke y’know sw’ince Tweek is p’robaly ‘he bottom.”   Craig stopped swirling the yogurt, looking up from his dessert. “What.”   “TMI, Clyde.” Token remarked. “What happens in the bedroom stays there.”   “Oh come on, now like you haven’t heard what the people are betting on.” Clyde injected looking at least a little sheepish from Craig’s glare. “Not like I’ve been betting of course. I wouldn’t do that to my friend.”   “You’re not helping your case at all.” Craig clicked his tongue in annoyance. “None of you are.” He glanced quickly to where this boyfriend was, sitting firmly and gesturing wildly to the nodding girls.     Craig scooped a small portion of his yogurt and popped it in his mouth, savouring the strawberry meal.   “Wait. What bet?”   X   Craig had to force himself to trudge forward on the path home. His normal afternoon would consist of Tweek and him going to either one of their houses, and spending the rest of the day lazily messing around, with some instances of productivity. When Tweek wasn’t on afternoon shifts at Tweek’s Bros. Coffeehouse at least.   But today was one of the days where Craig was alone. As he pushed his key into his front doorway, the house returned his arrival with silence. Both his parents were working until late and Tricia was studying at the local Library since their Internet connection wasn’t as fast as the public space.   So he flopped onto his bed, stomach first and dropped his head onto the pillow. Bored out of his mind since he had finished his homework for the next week because he had no choice but to actually focus during Study Hall, since Tweek was in his other class and refused to return his texts. Someone was bitchy.   He had checked Stripe’s cage, making sure that Stripe #9 had been fed, her water replenished, and her cage cleaned from her shit being stacked everywhere.   He stared intensely at his phone, looking blankly the screen. His mind wishy- washy in what he wanted to do. What exactly did he use to do before Tweek came into his life? He flicked between various websites and articles of some Space Exploration projects that were being funded that he kept bookmarked to check for progress.   He saw his Lava Lamp peek from the corner of his eye and he huffed. It was their third-year anniversary gift. Tweek had gotten a matching one and apparently it was supposed to light-up and mimic movement if the other person was touching the surface. It was a childish gift that they saved up and gave each other. He could remember how much Tweek had poked and prodded the lamp at first and talked about Government conspiracies in keeping track of their citizens. Craig had replied that if the FBI were going to spy on everyone it wouldn’t be used in the niche markets of Lava Lamp owners. That had calmed down Tweek and now his boyfriend would use it as a signal for whenever he would come over in the middle of the night before the two of them got their own phone at least.   His boyfriend was adorable. Really fucking cute. What wasn’t cute was this cold shoulder of sorts.  Did the time away during Summer really ruin their relationship? Was it so fragile that they couldn’t deal with some simple talking?   Not like Craig could say fuck all. His kryptonite was communication – of all the things that could be his downfall, talking was his main issue. Sure they did the couple therapy years ago when they were younger but half that session was beating other kids up to de-stress their emotions. Now being teenagers, their other choice was to jack off and deal with their problems that way.   “Really?” Craig shifted against his sheets, as he felt his arousal straining against his pants. Was he really that hormonal that simply just thinking about the act of rubbing one out was enough to get him sprung? He spied his headphones from the other side of the room and he wasn’t desperate enough to go free-all and watch porn just in case Tricia came home early and he would rather not deal with that fallout.   He pushed himself up and turned onto his back, his head propped on his pillow. Fine, his imagination would do. His default scenario now was usually Tweek, since they were boyfriends so it seemed normal if he fantasized about his partner. Craig closed his eyes and let his mind wander.   It always started slow and sweet, some quick pecks on lips, before longer dips including tongue from personal experience Craig could use as masturbation fodder. Sometimes it would lead into some heavy petting, with their clothed bodies grinding on-top of each other. Breathless gasps being swallowed by hot mouths as they pressed their lips against exposed skin, sucking the soft surface and leaving blemishes behind. That was one of Craig’s favourite things to do along Tweek’s pale neck, just reddened spots where his mouth had been lavishing attention to.   Craig popped the button for his jeans and then slid down the zip and pulled out his hardening length. Giving a few lazy strokes while his other hand pulled out the lube container and squirted onto skin and swapping the hand so it could sweep the liquid across his hardness. One of the things he learnt from his growth-spurt was that his cock size seemed to be in proportion to his height, gaining a fair few inches from the last time he measured his dick – Elementary School was a weird time in South Park and he remembered he was the second biggest out of all the boys. He could hear the squelching sounds as his lubricated hand met his hot jutting flesh and he imagined it as background noise to his fantasy.   ‘Craig, oh fuck, Craig. Come on, stop being a tease, touch me you dickhead ’ Imagination Tweek would whine as he pinched Craig’s arm in mild annoyance. Yeah, that was the stuff he liked, just when Tweek was a little more riled up and aggressive and knew exactly want he wanted.   ‘Come on and fuck me’   The scene for that wanton begging morphed into something different. Instead of some grinding going on, Craig found himself being shown a scene of Tweek sans clothes, laying on his back with his legs spread open, pulling his entrance with shaky fingers where milky liquid had already been leaking out. The expression on his boyfriend was soft and inviting and Tweek fucking cooed at him, widening his legs which let out a drizzle of the cum in his ass to seep out. Fuck. Fuck.   Fuck that was hot.   Craig muffled his groans with his sleeve, as his hand sped up in his movement. He angled his dick like he was imagining penetrating his boyfriend as Tweek eagerly took the length until Craig was essentially balls-deep into his partner. Even though Tweek was much smaller in comparison, the blond boy didn’t have any trouble accepting Craig to the hilt, clenching his insides against Craig’s cock. Thrusting into his lover as Tweek whined and drooled and screamed his name. Shit-fucking-dammit that was such a turn-on. The contrast between Craig’s tan skin and Tweek’s pale form was enough to send his orgasm over, as he spilled into his hand with Tweek’s name on his tongue and the image of Tweek pleading to have his ass filled up with cum.   As Craig found his breath and his thoughts from his high, he felt guilty. Did Tweek have any idea of how much his smaller size was making Craig crazy?   Chapter End Notes Craig needs better vocabulary where every third word isn't just a swear. ***** Like ***** Chapter Summary Being an honorary member of the girl's group comes with some perks. Chapter Notes Announcement time - A friend recently convinced me on Style so expect some of that in the background real soon. See the end of the chapter for more notes Was it possible for a room to have too much pink that it made him physically sick? Tweek squinted at the scene in front of him, various hues of pink and red everywhere in the vicinity of his current position squashed between Bebe and Wendy who nudged their elbows against him, as Red, Lola, Heidi and Nichole sat ahead. The girls were trying to be subtle and understanding of his feelings, talking to each other until Tweek was comfortable enough to raise his voice. Tweek fiddled with the buttons on his green shirt, the mismatched order making him hypersensitive to everything around him. The higher-pitched tones, the delicate actions they made lulled Tweek into calm his breathing from how their movements which were concise and gentle.        Wendy pressed her hands together and projected her voice so it cut through the conversations like a knife into hot butter, precise and striking. “Alright, we’ve gathered around today to discuss a matter concerning Tweek Tweak. Remember this area is a Safe Space and anything that is said, stays in this room.” She clapped her hands loudly, “Sparkle.”   “Sunshine.” The girls chorused back and Tweek looked confusedly between the all of them. Girls were so weird!   “Alright, you can take the stage Tweek, remember we’re here to hear you out and listen to your worries.”   Tweek mumbled under his breath leading Wendy to gently patted his knee, and he startled at the touch, shaking his head. “Just a little louder Tweek so everyone can hear.”   He took a deep breath before blurting out, “I think I have feelings for Craig.”   The girls stared at him, flabbergasted at Tweek’s confession.   “Tweek.” Bebe started, “We kind of expect you to have feelings for Craig, since you two are boyfriends and all.”   “Not like that, I-I mean.” Tweek shivered as he looked expectantly at the curious expressions of all the girls, “like…I…have these new feelings. A-and I don’t know what to do with them.”   “What type of new feelings?” Red softly asked and Tweek covered his hands as his cheeks heated up.   “Like I get allthese funny feelings when I see Craig now, like all in my stomach and my throat and my cheeks and I can’t look at his face like normally because he’s so tall now.” Tweek clenched his hands together, squeezing the embarrassment out into words, “And whenI think about how tall he is, I get all tingly and I want him to pickme up and-” Tweek narrowed his eyes, trying to remember what phrase he described it before, “- throw me against a wall?”   The girls seemed to be taken-aback from Tweek’s rapid fire of words and they looked at each other for guidance. Bebe was the first to break from her stupor, shaking her head and clearing her throat.   “Are you saying you want to bone Craig because of his height?”   “No?! I mean, maybe? Idontknow,” Tweek shouted back, his hands digging through his hair, “Ah! Why is this so difficult!???”   “Tweek, it’s fine if you’re attracted to Craig’s height. Everyone is into unexplainable things.” Wendy spoke smoothly, looking straight into Tweek’s eyes. “If the difference in your height turns you on, that’s perfectly healthy.”   “I-it is?” Tweek mumbled, releasing his hands from pulling at his hair. “I-um, what..what can I do about it?”   “You could let Craig tap your sweet ass.” Bebe answers and all the girls squeal, with varying inflections of ‘Bebe!’.   “Whatabout my ass is sweet? Does Craig want to eat it?? Oh God, is Craig a cannibal?” Tweek flailed around as the girls giggled. Lola muttered under her breath something like ‘he’ll be eating something alright’ and the girls break out into another round of chuckles. It takes a few minutes for everyone to calm down from the ruckus, capitalised by Wendy clapping her hands again.   “No, Tweek,” Wendy explains when everyone gives their attention to her, “Bebe means that you could have sex with Craig now since you’re interested.”   “S-sex! Like,” Tweek mimics the old-school action of making his index finger and thumb into a circle while his other hand points like a gun and the girls roll their eyes in amusement.” W-with Craig? Oh, Jesus, that’s too much pressure to get it right! What happens if Craig doesn’t like butts?”   “If Craig is a normal teenage boy then he definitely is into asses. Since he’s gay and all, and you’ve got a cute butt so go and flaunt it.” Bebe winks and the smirk she sends is almost predatory.   “But you don’t have to jump into it,” Heidi intervenes, speaking motherly, “There’s no reason to go all the way at first.”   “Yeah, there isn’t a set schedule for sex,” Nichole injects, “it should be done when you’re comfortable and only then.”   “Just follow the Base Rule and you should be fine.” Red adds on.   “Base Rule?” Tweek ponders on the concept, “What’s that?”   “It’s the steps leading up to sex.” Wendy opens her palm and holds her index. “The first is kissing.” The other girls nod their head and the black-haired girl falters for a moment, “Traditionally Second Base is breasts but for you…” She trails off, peering at Tweek’s face.   “It could be mutual masturbation or something.” Bebe swoops in and says confidently, gathering smile and nods from the other girls.   “Terminology change accepted. Sparkle.” Wendy picks up her words again.   “Sunshine!”   Again, girls were strange.   “So that’s second base. The third is Oral sex, receiving or giving in your case.” Wendy carried on before touching her pinky, “and finally anal penetrative sex.”   “The Base Rules are a good indicator of how comfortable you feel about your body and what you’re willing to do.” Bebe spoke, tapping a finger to her lips, “They’re in order but it doesn’t mean you have go one by one.” She smiled and pressed her finger to her lips like a secret, “Sometimes getting to the good stuff as soon possible pays off.”   “Bebe, stop it you harlot.” Red rolled her eyes as Nichole giggled.   “We can send you resources if you want to do some research before doing the real thing.” Heidi comments and the girls nod in agreement. “Wendy can go and add you to our group chat if that’s okay?”   “Sure, okay, that’s sounds fine to me.” Tweek replied, releasing his hold on his hair.   “Now,” Lola stated, “Payment time.”   “Payment?! What payment?? I didntbring any money with me –nng.” Tweek nervously flounced out.     “Not monetary payment silly,” Red wickedly smiled, “We mean gossip payment.”   “Gossip?”   Lola tucks a brown strand behind her ear, “Look, we completely support Craig and you, don’t get us wrong, but that doesn’t mean we can’t at least live through the juicy goss’ about Craig’s sexual expertise.”   There’s another round of nodding from the girls at Lola’s words, “Just because he’s gay and taken doesn’t mean we can’t at least appreciate the eye-candy.” Bebe explains.   “So tell us about what happens, that’s all we’re asking.” Heidi smoothly comments and Tweek makes an embarrassed noise.   “Ah-ah, about us trying to have sex?” Tweek fiddles out, looking at the excited faces of all the girls, “That’s too much pressure for me to handle! I’m not a good storyteller.”   Wendy swoops in, “Okay, how about this. I’ll start off with one of my experiences.” She looks to everyone with a serious stare, “Remember, nothing leaves this room when said. Alright, so there was a general reason why I broke up with Stan last year.” Tweek perks his head up as all the girls wait with bated breath for the explanation. “It was a lot of things in the end, but the catalyst was when I was trying to blow him and instead of saying my name, of all things,” Everyone leans forward as Wendy’s voice goes lower and quieter, “he said Kyle-fucking-Broflovski as he came.”   The girl’s reactions were instantaneous with yells and squeals as Wendy looks absolutely smug, “That’s right, he said his best friend’s name just as he was orgasming. Guess who was dumping his ass ASAP.”     X     The girls turned out to a lot more helpful than Tweek expected. Definitely more than what the guys would have done – probably said something like watch porn and get pointers which Tweek would not have appreciated because porn was a fantasy backed with money to become a reality. At least with the girls, they provided various links and articles which had only briefly skimmed over the titles while half-distracted. He booted up Craig and his shared laptop, making sure to head to the incognito mode which Craig didn’t seem to have used because half the searches for PornHub tended to be skinny blond boys getting fucked in almost physically impossible positions.   He was pretty sure his boyfriend had a hard-on for blonds. Lucky him.   As he focused on the resources the girls sent him, he felt an overwhelming dread looking over at all the titles. Every article made the sinking feeling in his belly dip further as he clicked through the text and looked at the accompanying images   6 Sex Positions to Try If He Has a Big Penis 5 Anal Sex Positions You've Probably Never Tried 5 Sex Positions for When Your Partner Has a Thick Penis 5 Stimulating Sex Positions That Are Perfect For Masturbating 5 Life-Saving Sex Positions if Your Partner Has a Mega Pee     Were the girls not-so-subtly trying to tell him something about Craig’s package? Just because Craig was much taller now didn’t mean his dick size was also huge. Right?   Chapter End Notes Those are real Cosmo titles, not joking. ***** A ***** Chapter Summary A study session gets out-of-hand. Chapter Notes I just wanted to preface this and say that I'm floored by how much positivity and interest I've gotten from this fic. I never expected this out-of-the-mill story, created from some shared headcanons with a friend to get such momentum. It is definitely something that makes me giddy from all this love and I hope to see this creation to be enjoyed as it progresses. See the end of the chapter for more notes Craig was very bored as he sat in his seat during English class. Soooo bored. He would have been tempted to lower his chullo and take a nap if it wasn’t for the fact that English was one of the few subjects that he shared with Tweek.   Speaking of his boyfriend, Craig chucked a look at his general direction and saw his partner practicality vibrate on the seat. And it wasn’t normal twitching either, this time he felt like Tweek had something he was dyingto say.   Out of nowhere, Tweek turned his head and returned Craig’s glance, frowned and then took out his phone and typed something out. Staring intensely at the screen hidden under the desk, Tweek took a few seconds to chew his bottom lip before replying to whoever was texting him and then put the device away.   Craig sulked. He was not jealous of whoever was apparently more engaging to Tweek then his boyfriend. Not at all. The English teacher droned on about their next assignment but Craig wasn’t listening. As the bell rung, he was sure Tweek was going to escape before he could pin down his boyfriend into a conversation, but he was surprised when Tweek actually came over to his desk and stopped.   “Can I come to your house to work on the assessment today?”   “Sure.” Craig shrugged casually, sticking his hands into his pockets. “We can do work today.”   X     “Stop getting distracted and pay attention to mywords damnit Craig.” Tweek admonished with resignation as he lowered his shoulders and prodded his boyfriend’s cheek.   “But you’re the reason for my distraction,” Craig drawled, placing his hand over Tweek’s finger and cradling it against his warm cheeks, “I would rather listen to you ramble then the literary techniques in To Kill a Mocking Bird.”   “I’m trying to get you to pass English you asshole,” Tweek complained, “This assignment is worth thirty-five percent of the grade and allyouneed is to memorize a few sentences.”   “Can’t be bothered,” Craig puffed out, pulling Tweek’s finger closer until the twitchy blond’s knuckles were pressing against Craig’s lips, “I rather be doing something else.” The insinuation was laid down in front of both them as Craig gazed with mirth and hidden desire swimming among the azure pools of his eyes.   “C-Craig, man, we’re supposed to be doing work.” Tweek nervously spat out, “Stop being an idiot andfocus.”   Lightly brushing the skin across Tweek’s hand, Craig thoroughly enjoyed how pink his lover’s face had become, like a light-switched being turned on, Tweek’s expression doubled in intensity.   “M-man! Stop fucking around!”   “Make me.” The challenge sparked something in Tweek’s eyes, flashing like lightning and just as bold and that made Craig’s blood simmer under his skin from the glimmer of something dark and inviting.   “Fine.” Tweek responded after a moment of thought and Craig faltered in his gutsy façade for a second.   “Wait, really?”   Tweek retracted his hand from Craig’s grip and huffed out a shaky breath, holding his index finger up, “every time you get a quote and technique right and explainitproperly,” The shorter boy bit his lips, digging his teeth into the flesh and chewing with thoughtfulness that drew Craig’s attention, “I’ll give you a kiss.”   “One kiss.” Craig perked his head up, intrigue laced with his words, “for every correct answer?”   “Yeah,” Tweek nodded his head in agreement, scampering through the copious amounts of paper with notes written in hasty scribbles, “I’ve highlighted and written which onesare the most flexible – geck, but,” he pointed to a few ones circled in messy blue ink, “these ones are the moststaple and youcantgo wrong.”   “Okay.” Craig accepted the conditions, “Give me some time to memorise then.”   Fuelled by the promise of being able to meet his lips to his boyfriend’s, Craig found it rather easy to focus, his eyes rapidly flying through the quotes and matching it up to a technique. Words were easier to remember when they held an agenda behind it.   “Alright, whatis important about the mockingbirds?” Tweek asked, rubbing his fingers on the sheet of paper as Craig tucked a hand under his chin.   “The mockingbirds serve as symbolism throughout the entire book as a representation of innocence. They provide to the story a way to link an idea to people, in this case, Boo and Tom in different facets. The quote ‘it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird’ ties the overall moral lesson by linking human brutality and animal murder.” Craig spoke in a consistent monotone voice, all the while keeping his eyes on Tweek’s twitching face.   “Okay, notbad. But what about the impact?” Tweek pressed on, looking not-quite convinced at Craig’s answer.   Craig leaned closer, thumbing his partner’s soft cheeks, “It reduces the humanity of the characters Tom and Boo into animals, thus questioning the reader’s perception of the treatment of these ostracized characters and creating sympathy.” Craig grinned, “did I get that right?”   “Yeahokay you did.” Tweek breathed out, “One kiss.”   Fat-chance for it being only one kiss. Craig was going to rock Tweek’s socks off and tempt his boyfriend into continuing. Nudging his seat closer by rocking forward, Craig cupped Tweek’s head, his tan fingers brushing through his boyfriend’s golden mane and used his other unoccupied hand to tilt the shorter boy’s chin up. Parting his lips, Craig blew a single warm breath across Tweek’s trembling mouth, his partner’s eyes widened in suspense, the pupils dilated just by a slight enlargement. It was just one kiss, their mouths resting against each other as Craig swiped his tongue against Tweek’s chapped lips, smothering the cracked skin in a layer of sticky saliva and pushing his mouth muscle into Tweek’s mouth, sliding across the latter’s teeth and rubbing against the soft inner muscle.   Tweek faintly tasted of coffee, most likely from his atrocious intake that Craig would never understand his partner’s tolerance level, spread in the saliva that Craig encountered as Tweek seemed to subconsciously open his mouth from the black haired boy’s actions. Craig could feel the oxygen in his lungs begin to run out, and he moved his tongue out of his partner’s mouth and chose to gently nibble on Tweek’s plush bottom lip, drawing breathy moans from his boyfriend before breaking apart as each boy inhaled fresh air.   He took a few ragged breaths to steady himself, shifting in his seat and went back to look at the reaction from Tweek.   Tweek was fully flushed, his cheeks were rosy, eyes dilated from their one kiss, his lips swollen on the bottom, redness being even more exaggerated by the spit Craig had slathered over. Tweek opened his mouth, most likely to berate Craig on the exact definition of what one kiss constituted as, but instead, a pathetic whine spilled out, needy and primal that drew an emotion to swirl in Craig’s blood. Tweek looked even more frazzled from the unexpected sound he made, his hands covering his face from embarrassment. Craig gently moved close enough that he could pluck the iron-steel grip Tweek had on his face, prying it apart to press a gentle kiss on his boyfriend’s forehead.   “Why are you suddenly feeling shy?” Craig murmured against his lover’s skin.   “Because-urk, you’re all smooth and shit. I-I’m not used to this.” Tweek rambled, “You make me feels things, now. New things and it’s confusing.”   “What type of things Tweek?” Craig pushed on, his hands grasping his partner’s as Tweek ducked down his head.   “Things, things…relating to…sex?” Tweek answered, with some confusion in his words, almost like he wasn’t exactly sure what fuelled the new raging emotions, “Like, I think about your height and it really makes me tingly inside and I want to be pushed against a wall as youhold me up and that type of shit--nng.”   It took a few seconds for the mental image to be painted into Craig’s mind, and he definitely was liking it.   “A wall huh.” There was the trace of a shit-eating grin ghosted on Craig’s lips, drawing irritated puffs from Tweek.   “A-shutup, okay, that’s the only saying I can remember that works in this situation,” Tweek complained lightly whacking Craig’s arm, “don’t be a dick to me.”   “I can give you dick.” Craig felt the words pass his lips quicker before his mental filter could catch it.   Tweek looked at his boyfriend with mild horror, “d-did you just make a ‘I’ll give you the D’ joke’ right now?”   Craig looked up, squinting into thought. “Huh, guess I did.”   “You’ve been hanging out too much with Clyde.” Tweek scoffed, but there was a lightness to his words, a smile being stretched out as the blond boy lounged back on his seat and Craig wanted to follow the pull from Tweek.   “Tweek.” Craig started to speak, capturing pale green eyes in rapt attention from the spoken name. “I don’t mind that you have sexual thoughts.”   “You-you don’t?” Tweek spluttered out, posture straightened up as he leaned forward suddenly, taking up space in-between that Craig was looking directly at his partner’s face. “you don’t mind at all?!”   “Nah.” Craig waved his hands, “If anything, it’s the same for me.” Upon Tweek’s confused expression, the black-haired boy explained, “I think your smaller size is…a turn-on for me.”   Tweek gaped, with garbles of noises squeaking out instead of coherent words, but Craig was already getting the hang of deciphering Tweek’s sounds. If he was correct, Tweek was expressing surprise and confusion. “I mean it. The fact that you’re smaller than me makes you even more attractive.”   “C-Craig…” Tweek twitched twice before he inhaled deeply, “do you—do you wanna do stuff with me?”   “What type of stuff?” Craig couldn’t help but tease.   “Oh fuck you, you know what I mean!” Tweek huffed out. “Stop trying to make me say it.”   “Sorry Babe, but you know that I found you adorable no matter what your expression is.”   Tweek inhaled once, closing his eyes as he took his breath. “Can I—nng, do sex- stuff with you?”   “Sure.”   Tweek whacked Craig again. “Ass! You’re getting a kick out of this you sick fuck.”   Craig nudged his boyfriend up, and the taller boy patted his knee, “Hop on.” A lazy smirk was smudged on the raven-head and Tweek rolled his eyes but obeyed nevertheless.   “Stop looking so smug—ugh.” Tweek settled himself on Craig’s lap, his thighs straddling his partner, arms around the taller boy’s neck as Craig looked up and smiled.   “Nah, I have a cute boyfriend who wants to do sex-stuff with me, why would I be complaining.” The nasal sounding response tightened the grip around his neck.   “Shutup.” Tweek growled back, quickly leaning forward and pressed his angry-red looking lips against his lover.     Craig kissed back with similar pressure, his hands wrapped around his boyfriend’s slender waist, flittering his fingers against the clothed torso with light digs into the material. Tweek seemed to be starving, ravenous and untamed. The blond boy poured his emotions into their lip-locking and Craig found the newfound passion surprising but not unwelcomed. Breathless murmurs exchanged between the both of them when they broke apart for air, only for a moment before they dove back in with a renewed sense every time. Craig could feel Tweek squirming on the former’s lap, the messy spit swap between them growing more heated as time passed. Tweek’s movements centred on his crotch and Craig wanted to shift from the pressure of his partner’s rear on the taller boy’s lap. The taller boy made a move, gripping Tweek’s hips and lifted him off for just a second.   Tweek fucking whined.   Craig widened his eyes instantly. That…that was definitely way more arousing in-person to hear. The noise escaped in a high-pitched plead and that went straight to Craig’s crotch, a burn that pooled in his stomach from the sound. Shit, that was probably one of the hottest things he had ever witnessed.   Tweek seemed to have just realized the noise he made, and he twitched violently, “AH! Fuck! Ididn’t mean—”   Craig smashed his mouth against his lover, almost clacking their teeth from the swiftness. “Never apologize for doing that. Fuck, if anything, keep going.” He said when they finally pulled apart.   “A-alright.” Tweek mumbled out as his lips were brushing against Craig’s. “Canwe got a little further than before?”   “How further?” Craig questioned.   Tweek squirmed again and fuck the pressure was starting to make Craig hard. “Honey, if you don’t sit still I’m going to pop a boner right now.”   Tweek bit his lips, “What would you say ifIwanted that tohappen?”   “Jesus Christ Tweek.” Craig all but moaned out, raising his hips so he could rub the bulging tent of his erection against Tweek’s ass. “You’re going to make me leak.”   “Like piss?” Tweek confusedly answered and Craig shook his head.   “Nah, I mean like cum.”   “O-o-oh.” Tweek stammered out and Craig cocked an eyebrow.   “Something wrong?”   “Nng—no, it’s just.” The red dash across the pale boy’s face seemed to glow with affection, “Can I touch you? Like your c—cock?”   Oh. Craig swallowed deeply, the way that Tweek’s breath hitched on the word cockas it tumbled out of his pretty mouth was a lot to take in. “Sure. Whatever, be my guest.” He replied aloofly on the outside.   Tweek nodded from Craig’s answer and one of his hands removed itself from Craig’s neck and trailed down, running over the taller boy’s jacket and rested on the zipper of the jeaned legs that Tweek was currently sitting on. Tweek unzipped it with nimble fingers, and out popped Craig’s hard-on. His rather large arousal that made Tweek raise his eyebrows when it appeared, unbounded by the tightness of Craig’s jeans.   Shit. Was that too much for Tweek? Craig felt a slimmer of embarrassment, just a little. Would Tweek even be interested in his horribly large dick?   Craig got his answer quickly when Tweek fumbled underneath the underpants and curled his hand around the hardening length and took it out of his cotton confinement. Craig hissed out a breath as he felt Tweek’s hand gently grasp his penis, sweeping through the black curls of his crotch and stroking the head that had become to ooze pre-cum. The contact between skin and flesh was starting to make his head dizzy, his breaths becoming more and more uneven with each pump of Tweek’s hand barely being able to wrap around his girth making him pant and shift.   “Shit, don’t stop.” Craig wheezed out, digging his fingernails into whatever skin he could find of Tweek’s, every dig making the shorter boy moan and tighten his grip and slide his hand down the shaft with shaky movements.   “I-I wont!” Tweek answered with complete sincerity.   “Babe, let me touch you.” Craig asked softly as Tweek nervously swallowed his saliva and nodded in acceptance. Reaching his hand into Tweek’s pants, Craig unbuttoned his boyfriend’s lower half and unravelled his partner’s dick, pressing it against his own. Tweek gasped from the sensation, and the sliding action of the two shafts was beginning to make Craig edge closer.   It was oddly erotic, the way that Tweek’s smaller length was firmly pressed against Craig’s much larger penis, the rubbing and spreading of cum as the only way to get smooth friction going as the two of them resumed their kissing, their hands occupied on their respective partner’s dicks.   “Fuck, I’m going to come.” Craig declared against Tweek’s throat, and the vibrations of the blond teen’s light laugh was the last stimulation that Craig needed to ejaculate. His load was spent on Tweek’s penis and splattered on the latter’s shirt and droplets landed on his boyfriend’s pants, the liquid getting soaked into the dark material. God-fuck that was a lot of cum. Tweek let out a squeak and Craig could feel his partner shake once before Tweek gasped and came himself.   The weight of his boyfriend slumping over him was unexpected and Craig muffled a laugh. They just came into their pants like some horny teenagers.   On second thought, they kinda were horny teenagers. Chapter End Notes I'm physically exhausted but I'll prevail for my ship. After taking a bit of break of course to recharge. ***** Brick ***** Chapter Summary That is not an appropriate use of a banana Tweek. Chapter Notes Hear me out for the title reference: Banana --> Banana Phone -- > Phone --> Nokia --> Brick See the end of the chapter for more notes Tweek stared intensely at his phone screen, his fingers hovering over the touchpad. Twitching with every nervous thought passing through his brain as he re-typed the news that he had promised the girls.   ‘Craig touched my dick, and I touched his.’ No, no, no! That was too crude.   ‘Craig came a lot on me.’ Ahh! That was also much too personal.   [Tweek]: I went to Second Base   There. That was simple enough and just as informative.   He tapped the send button and waited for the bubble to be read into the group chat. Looking up for a second, Tweek eyeballed his ceiling, just looking blankly up. The phone in his hands buzzed with vigour like a hissing snake and Tweek yelped before he fumbled with the controls and opened the chat.   [Wendy the Wise]: Tweek! You go-getter! Congratulations!!   [Red the Queen]: look at you, getting to second base already ;3   [Bebe the Goddess]: TWEEK U HOE, I’M PROUD OF U!!!   [Lola of Liberty]: niceeeeee   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: Oh wow already?   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: the kids just grow up so quickly *teary face*   [Tweek]: that was so fast! Are you guys always on your phones??   [Wendy the Wise]: Yes   [Bebe the Goddess]: pretty much tbh   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: …maybe…probably….look, its social media okay. Everyone is on it these days   [Lola of Liberty]: nooooo….? (I joke, yes)   [Red the Queen]: ^^^   Tweek sighed, watching as the text bubbles rapidly popped up as each girl put their two-cents into the conversation. Gently scrapping his hand along his scalp, he blew out a breath with some embarrassment until he picked up his courage.   [Tweek]: can I ask a question/favor???????????   [Wendy the Wise]: Shoot   [Bebe the Goddess]: yaass boi what does your slutty self need?   [Red the Queen]: omg chill bebe plz   [Bebe the Goddess]: no wayyy, tweek is it a sex question??   [Tweek]: …yeah   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: lol guess Bebe was right   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: What’s on your mind Tweek?   [Lola of Liberty]: don’t hold back ;D   [Tweek]: I want to make Craig look at me…like really really look at me   [Wendy the Wise]: Oh   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: you’re so precious omg Tweek   [Bebe the Goddess]: YES HELLO I AM HERE 4 U BABY TWEEK   [Bebe the Goddess]: U WANT CRAIG TO THIRST UR ASS??   [Red the Queen]: oh gosh, bebe has been unleashed   [Bebe the Goddess]: NO JOKE, TWEEK I GOT U COVERED MY BOY ABOUT SEXY OUTFITS   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: Already getting into roleplay? That’s fast   {Red the Queen]: ^^^ but not bad, just means Tweek knows what his mind wants ;)))   [Wendy the Wise]: And that, Girls, is what we call a man with goal. To tease the Hell out of his boyfriend. We all very much approve don’t we ladies?   [Red the Queen]: Oooh, is Tweek going to be a cheeky tease?   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: Craig is one unfortunate/lucky guy   [Wendy the Wise]: Why not both?   [Bebe the Goddess]: tweeky u gotta blueball the fuck out of craig   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: I’m leaning towards unlucky at this point. You can look but you can’t touch   [Wendy the Wise]: Sexy   [Tweek]: AHHHHH what’s happening now abhhfhjfdjnsgn   [Lola of Liberty]: this sounds like a group meeting waiting to happen   [Wendy the Wise]: So why don’t we organize one?     X     Back in the Lion’s Den, was the morbid thought that strayed from Tweek’s mind. It was as asininely pink as he remembered, and equally as squished. Still, the most prominent change was how all the girls grinned at him, Chesire Cat smiles pulled at the ends with knowing smirks and nods.   “So.” Wendy cleared her throat. “I think everyone knows why we’re gathered here today.”   “Tweek wants to get dre-ss-ed up for his boyfriend.” Bebe cooed, giggling with excitement as she bounced on her seat.   “And everyone is here to provide moral support and advice.” Lola injected, snuggling into her seat as all the girls sat around on anything smooth to hold their legs up from the floor.   Red took out the clothes, shoving the rustling plastic bag into Tweek’s outstretched hands, “Come on! Try the outfit.”   “Augh! Okayokay.” Tweek replied, huddling the bag close to his chest and slammed the bathroom behind him as he dumped out the contents of the bag.   Jesus. Did the girls really expect him to wear this???? And fit into it as well??   He gingerly took off his clothes, unbuttoning his shirt and watched it flutter to the ground. He shimmied out off his pants, and as the soft material fell to his toes he felt vulnerable yet also similarly intrigued. Pulling up the skirt as it fit snugly around his waist and the tight top that the Cheerleader squad wore, Tweek felt funny wearing women’s clothes. He had his boxers on and it peeped out from the short length of the skirt. He opened the door and troded back into the room.   “W-well, how’s this?”   Bebe whistled as the other girls gave varying compliments ranging from thumbs- ups to catcalls. Wendy, however, had a thoughtful pose.   “It looks nice on you Tweek, but it doesn’t look you.” Wendy commented with a curious expression on her face. “Don’t take it badly, but I don’t think Craig would be interested in the Cheerleader outfits in the first place.”   “Aw man, Wendy is right.” Bebe pouted, “Cheerleaders are hot, don’t get me wrong, but maybe not your style.”   Tweek visibly deflated, his shoulders dropping and a grimace marring his face, “Nnng—I knew it. There’s no way I could be sexy.”   “Tweek, no! Don’t say that.” Heidi jumped in, “You’re attractive in your own way. You just need the right clothes to bring it out.”   “Maybe you need something tighter.” Nichole remarked, her head in deep thought, “Instead of the skirt, try shorts instead?”   “Oh yeah, that could work. And the top could be a bit higher on the neck but still short for the hem.” Red added on.   “Success! I think I know what you need Tweek. Lola give me a hand will ya?” Bebe suddenly jumped up and ran to her closet, rummaging around.   Lola lifted herself up, traipsing to Bebe’s side as the blonde dug into her closet, throwing garments in a hurricane made up of fashion as Lola caught the mess being thrown. Shirts, skirts, sweats, shorts and singlets fell out, as the girls sighed and spieled on what Bebe was planning.   “Aha! Got it.” The blonde girl cried as she held two pieces of clothing up like in victory. “Try these ones Tweek.”   “Okay, I’ll try.” He remarked, looking dubiously at the new articles of clothing. Grabbing them and returning back to the bathroom, Tweek slipped off the skirt, and slid on the new deep navy shorts, feeling his legs be just as exposed, if not even further from just how form-fitting the bottom wear was, covering just across his globes. The top half was not better, it was sleeveless green color and while the collar was higher up and resting on his collarbones, the hem of it ended up before his belly-button.   Bebe had given him a mother-fucking-crop top.   It was worse this time, because now, he actually felt…sultry. Having his skin be exposed in this manner was unknown to him. He tiptoed but into the room and the girls fell silent when he arrived.   “Is it that bad?? Oh Jesus, I knew thiswas a bad idea!” Tweek commented in shame, look anxiously around the room to see the dumbfounded expressions on each girl’s face.   “Holy shit Tweek, Craig is going to drool.” Babe gaped at him, clapping her hands in enthusiasm.   “Tweek, go and work it!” Heidi gushed.   “Boners for days.” Lola smirked out.   “I don’t think your clothes will stay on for very long.” Red singsonged.   “You’re a bombshell blond, never let anyone say otherwise.” Nichole encouraged.   “Now, now. It’ll be a shame if Tweek didn’t squeeze every last potential from this outfit. Keep the allure going for as long as you can.” Wendy mischievously remarked. “I would strongly advise you Tweek, to tease the fuck out of Craig for as long as you can. Get him hot and bothered without any release so you can reap the benefits.”   “Gah! How the fuck do I do that??” Tweek asked wildly.   Wendy’s smile grew even wider. “Simple. Sexting.”   “Sexting?” Tweek parroted.   “Sending naughty pics over the phone to your partner.” Bebe explained with an equally wide grin. “Pose yourself, snap some dirty pics and get your partner aroused enough. It’s great, you should try it.”   “Okay, I’ll take one for the girl team and ask what everyone is thinking.” Lola interrupts. “Real-talk, how big is Craig?”   The girls screech at Lola’s question and Tweek was flabbergasted and how quickly the topic jumps.   “U-um!” Tweek shrugs and brings his arms up, “Like, that big or something?”   There’s dead silence for a half-a-minute and he sweats a little from blank everyone’s faces are.   “Oh. Tweeky. Craig is going to split you into two.” Bebe answers with a hand pressed against her bosom in an almost motherly tone.   “WHAT?” Tweek yells out just as the other girls cat-call and crackle in amusement.   “I hope you’re a Size Queen,” Wendy starts, “because Craig is going to be having a fun time trying to fit himself,” Wendy waves her hand in a similar measurement to Tweek’s, “inside you.” She gestures to his slender form.   “Size Queen?” Tweek repeats with confusion.   “Oh Tweek. We have a lot to learn today.” Bebe flashes a smile and Tweek gulps.   He had a bad feeling about this.     X   He was totally right. There was a lot of information he learnt. A little too much if he was being honest, but better to overstock than understock right?   Not that sexual information was in the same category of ingredients like his family’s coffeehouse but semantics.   Still, he takes a deep breath as he fumbles with setting up his bed for his digital photoshoot. Or, in simpler terms, his first attempt at sexting. Propping up the pillows up against his head as he lays down on his bed, Tweek wiggles until he’s comfortable. He’s wearing the outfit the girl’s shoved into his hands after the information talk finished, much to his dismay as Bebe had heartily said he could keep it.   ‘So feel free to get messy as much as you want, you spoiled slut.’ She had winked at him as he left her house with red blazing on his cheeks and embarrassment slipping down his throat.   He snaps a quick picture – just of his face looking at the camera, with a hand- drawn heart scribbled on - and captions it with an innocent ‘Thinking of you : )’ that gets read not even a minute after it’s sent.   [Craig <3]: Me too, Babe. Always   Okay, he could do this. Just escalate the situation a little more quickly. Tweek snuck his hand into the tight shorts, forgoing underwear because it seemed too bulky with it on. The difference in temperature from his shorts and his room made him shiver as he gripped his soft dick, giving a few fast strokes – with the memories of Craig touching his shaft pushing him on – and seeing his erection harden with a dusty red on his tip.   Okay this would do. He pushed his arousal back into his shorts, leaving just the tip of his penis peeping out from the confines, pressing against his stomach. His phone went further away until he could squeeze in the view he wanted, while he bunched the hem of his shirt up and placed the fabric into his mouth to reveal his smooth chest as he widened his thighs were spread apart and his rear was being shown from the perspective of the phone.   This photo got a ‘not as much as I am’ caption.   He clicks send faster than his brain can second-guess his decision and he freaks out a little when he sees the bar of it being uploaded occur.   Be cool, all he was doing was sending a seductive picture. No biggie.   The Read indicator popped up a few seconds after the photo was successfully uploaded and Tweek hyperventilated as he waited for Craig’s response.   [Craig <3]: holy fuck tweek   [Craig <3]: give a man warning before you blow his mind   [Tweekers <3]: i could be blowing something else ;)   [Craig <3]: Tweek…I’m not complaining but what’s going on?   Time to bring out the big guns (at least according to what the girls suggested).   Opening up his mouth and waiting for enough saliva to accumulate for the right amount of shine and sticking his thumb and index into his wet cavern. Tweek uses his unoccupied hand to take the picture, angling it so it looks as lewd as it can be, deleting several pictures in the process until he can get a photo just right.   [Tweekers <3]: my throats aching for your cock Craig   He makes a fucking mess, with spit dripping from his left hand, but he moves nevertheless to execute Stage Two of the Plan the girls introduced him to.   His wet hand moves to bunch at his erection, his shorts falling down a little as he wiggles so he can start thrusting his hand, propping up the pillow under his knees as he angles the phone up. He makes his best pouting face, his eyes widened and lips wobbling with anticipation just as he bashfully looks into the camera. All while rubbing his shaft.   [Tweekers <3]: look how wet I am for you. Why couldn’t you be here with me : (   Send. The picture goes through and Tweek collapses back to his bed, trembling with suspense. His phone rings and that startles him that he yelps from the action, fumbling with the phone and he accidentally tries to pick it up with his spit-covered hand with little success.   “Wah, why areyou calling me now?” Tweek breathlessly answers when he finally manages to click the accept button.   There’s silence on the other end, and Tweek moves to look at his screen just to check the call wasn’t ended prematurely. All the buttons for the call still are lit on the screen and Tweek frowns as he presses it back to his ear.   There’s a low groan, deep and guttural from the other side of the line, that shoots a spark inside Tweek, curling inside him with giddiness and excitement.   “Tweek, fucking-Christ, what are youdoing?” Craig’s voice is strained, nothing like his usual monotone smooth tone.   “Touching myself to the thought of you opening me up.” Is Tweek’s nonchalant answer (well actually it was more about just their last make-out session and more particularly on how much Craig managed to come onto him, but his boyfriend was none the wiser).   “Babe,” Craig hitches a breath over the phone and Tweek feels a rush of liquid warmth fill his insides from how wrecked his lover sounds, “I have extended family over right now.”   “So?”   “So.” The reply is gritted out with difficulty as Craig rasps out, “It’s not fucking polite to jack off while your blood relatives are in the room below.”   Tweek’s lips coil into a smile, so blinding and skittish (not that Craig could see at this moment of time), but perhaps the tone comes through, “I see. That’s unfortunate isn’t’ it?”   Time for another picture. This time it’s a close-up of his bottom, his shorts are pulled up this time but the material strains across his erection and his finger slides across the end of the pants and flicks out just a tad.   ‘For later’ the caption says.   “Fuck you.” Craig curses but Tweek doesn’t take it negatively at all. Instead, it makes him dizzy with power as he giggles and he hears how Craig knocks his fist on something wooden in the background. Poor door.   “Enjoy yourself Craig.” Tweek remarks and the last thing he hears is Craig’s affectionate expletives.    Holy shit the girls were right. Sexting was great.     X     He might have been a minx over the phone, but in all honesty, Tweek hadn’t the faintest idea of how to even begin to perform a blowjob. Practice makes perfect, but it wasn’t like he had Craig’s dick in front of him to practice is non-existent skill on.   So, the next best thing was being used. He scurried through the kitchen until he found the bunch of fresh bananas and took the biggest one as a replacement of Craig’s penis (although privately he thinks that his boyfriend’s dick is a smidge longer than the fruit and thicker to boot).   He carefully unpeels the fruit and stares at it straight on. There’s no one at home and the windows are pulled down so the outside world won’t get an eyeful of his embarrassing attempt to shove a banana into his mouth like some kind of whore.   He presses the tip to his mouth and swallows the first inch, holding back from instinctually biting down – because he definitely is sure Craig would not appreciate that – and pushes slowly deeper in his warm mouth. His mind races back to what he girls taught him about oral sex, and the articles with horrendous titles that they linked him to, about hitting a certain part where the throat no longer could take the intrusion. He’s focusing so much on trying to remember the steps of what he should do, he doesn’t realize that his hand suddenly bumps to his chin.   His eyes boggle and he frantically looks down to see the near entire length of the banana being swallowed up, and he feels the weight of it in his mouth but it’s fine, nothing like the gagging experience the girls warned him about.   He moves back, and lets the banana get pulled out, the white skin being covered by his glistening spit. The heat in his cheeks is scorching and he can’t help but think this new discovery will come handy in the future.   He was leaning towards Craig being a lucky guy.  Chapter End Notes Updates may be slowing down, and I apologize for that, I hope you patiently wait for the subsequent chapters when they get uploaded. ***** And ***** Chapter Summary Craig teaches Tweek that payback is a bitch. Chapter Notes So, good news. I managed to get this chapter out rather quickly. Bad news, the next update won't be for at least two weeks. My apologizes but life will be getting rather hectic. See the end of the chapter for more notes Craig Tucker was fucked. And not in the good fucked way either, like feeling content after messing around. No. What he was, was bad fucked. With Tweek’s teasing methods of sending risqué photos while his Grandmother was in the room below. Tweek in his crop-top and short shorts and looking like a kicked-puppy when Craig apparently wasn’t in the same room when the outfit was being worn. Tweek with his hard-on peeking from his pants all while bitting his bottom lip and pleading to be cummed on. Fucking Tweek looking adorable and downright sinful at the same time was doing horrible things to his blood pressure. And his door. God, his poor door. If he squinted, he could see the tiny dents made on the material by his fingernails scrapping on and he definitely remembered the lingering pain concentrated on his hand when he slammed against it when he saw the pictures. The pictures and the accompanying text was a combo breaker, but the sheer fact that Tweek was being a minx and lapping up his frustration was…   Was a real turn-on if he was completely honest.   Which was even worse! Since now, not only did he have image stimulus to use but also Tweek’s blasé mentality for Craig’s need to, in the most eloquentof words, bust a nut.   Tweek was such a fucking tease.   It only got worse as the days went past. Craig picked up a few extra shifts for work at the Garage just so he could cover future expenses and get the last payments for his desired telescope.   That meant he couldn’t see his boyfriend bar the moments shared during school – and he wasn’t that desperate to get off in the school bathroom. Tweek had been stolen from him as well in the afternoon shifts ramping up at the Coffeehouse which irritated Craig because he knew for a fact that Tweek didn’t get as many breaks as he should have. At least the guys at the Garage understood the importance of break time.   Although, there was also the fact Tweek was sexting him like crazy. If it wasn’t candid thoughts about ‘I wonder if we could get a quickie in the back room without anyone knowing?’ or things like ‘Wearing these new shorts are fun! I don’t have to worry about the gnomes stealing my underpants’. Whatever that meant. The images varied. Sometimes it’ll be innocent selfies with nice coffee artwork and pastries with digital hand-drawn symbols of love-hearts and cute things. Other times, well. The photos were definitely not safe for work, of Tweek shoving his hand down his pants, or close-ups of his rear in different outfits, a pair of red hot pants seemed to have been magically added to Tweek’s wardrobe, with almost gleeful captions of his boyfriend flaunting them at home in the privacy of his bedroom. A prominent outfit seemed to be a black crop-top that had the insignia of an alien symbol with the words ‘Beware of the Humans’ written across it, coupled with an absolute sinful pair of denim shorts cupping Tweek’s ass. There had been a fair few photos of Tweek with his thighs spread and his head squashed into his arms with a flirty grin on his face. Half the time, Craig managed to see the risqué photos during his break time, and it had become so bad that he had to do a cursory glance side by side every time Tweek sent him an image.  He was half-sure that Tweek timed these particular pictures for maximum embarrassment. That fucker.   Of course, it meant that he had no end to the amount of fap material he could use. At this point, he could have his pick depending on the mood of what he was interested and in the mood for. Still, it wasn’t as fulfilling coming into his hand when he had a boyfriend who would look much better being streaked by his seed.   One who was probably getting-off to Craig not being able to jack off properly?     God, what was his life now.     X     Craig took one look at the other person sitting on the bench lifting weights and he had a sudden urge to turn back. But, that would be almost like running away, and Craig was not a quitter.   “Marsh.”   “Tucker.”   Craig frowned as Stan gave one glance to his presence before returning back to his lifting. What a jock-move it was, but Craig would be hard pressed to say he wasn’t a little jealous. Every time the weight closed in near Stan’s sweaty torso, the arm muscles rippled a little, and Craig watched how effortlessly the other boy continued his workout. The jealous bit was concerning how Stan seemed to breeze through the arm exercises while Craig had barely enough upper arm strength to compete.   Tweek did say he wanted to be hoisted up and pressed against a wall, and there was no way Craig could do that in his current state. He was lean yes, but not strong enough to lift a teenage boy up for enough time for any fun stuff to happen. Unless Tweek was expecting to be dropped which would honestly kill any sexy vibes.   Trying to look nonchalant, Craig walked over and looked at the weight choices in front of him, picking up medium-sized dumbbells for each hand and tried not to react as his arms were instantly pulled downwards to the ground. God, he was bad at this. He started lifting them up and he could hear Stan snort in the background.   “What the fuck is funny?” Craig retorted, and if he wasn’t currently carrying a dumbbell in each hand he would’ve flipped off the other raven-haired boy.   “Nothing Tucker,” Stan mirthlessly replied, “Just that I wasn’t expecting you to be here. Can you even afford the membership to get in?”   “It’s Token’s. I’ve just borrowed his card.” Craig shrugged, watching as Stan frowned.   “How did you even…?” Stan trailed off before shaking his head, “Fine. That totally makes sense. I just never imagined you the type of the guy to care about gains.”   ‘What like your jock-asshat would ever think about?’ Was Craig’s snarky reply in his head.     “Sorry. I want to improve myself for my boyfriend.” He sneered, “Oh wait, you got dumped publically by Wendy so all you have to prove is that your dick is good enough for Broflovski.”   “Don’t speak about Kyle like that.” Stan growled out, the dumbbell being held stationary in his hand.   “What, I said nothing about you trying to get your dick wet for your best friend.” Craig whistled innocently.   “Shut it Tucker.” Stan gritted out as his knuckles tightened on the exercise equipment. “Kyle and I are none of your business.”   “Oh what, you’re not man enough for feelings Marsh? Think falling in love with your best friend is going to break the years of closeness between you two?” Craig egged on, with little filter.   “Fuck off Tucker! You don’t know shit.” Stan spat out in anger, dropping the dumbbell unceremoniously onto the ground, hearing it thud onto the linen floor.    “Oh, did I touch a nerve?” Craig rattled back, as eager to keep pressing on Stan’s anger in some sick fascination of unleashing his frustrations.   “Just because you can’t get your dick sucked doesn’t mean you should project your problems onto other people.“ Stan snarled back. He mumbled under his breath, “Spaz-fucker.”   Craig was close to yelling back ‘Go and suck mine’ but really, the only person he wanted to put his penis in was giving him the worst blueballs in his life.   So much for working on his upper body strength today.   X   He was in a bad mood. That was something he was sure of. He had an unruly customer who wanted changes as the fixes were half-way done, meaning that Craig had to stop in the middle of unscrewing and do what the customer wanted, even if the half-an-hour quick check-up turned into a gruelling four-hour fix.   So yes, he was in a bitchy-mood. He had sweated profusely because no air- conditioning had been implanted in the area he worked in, and he was covered in grease and his grossly unwashed body was making him itch. But even after all of this, the part that ached the most was his heart that had been deprived of seeing Tweek after a long day.   He plucked the spare key from under the door-mat of Tweek’s house that he knew the Tweaks kept for emergency purposes (Hint: making sure that they didn’t have to be bugged if Tweek lost his keys) and jammed it in, hearing the resounding click as he walked in and nudged the door closed.   “Tweek I’m here.” He yelled into the house but heard no response, which meant there was a good chance his boyfriend was in his room with the door closed to any outside noise.   He stomped on the stairs as he walked up, making sure his boyfriend could hear that there was another presence in the house to avoid him freaking about a home intruder. He gingerly opened the door, expecting nothing out of the ordinary as he wiped his grimy forehead with a hand and walked into the room.   Tweek had his fucking crop-top and shorts ensemble on, with his legs spread and the phone in his hand, aiming at his exposed stomach. That little shit.   “What do you think you’re doing?” Craig nasally asked and Tweek screamed, throwing down his phone and whipped his head around.   “ACK! C-Craig! You’re home! I mean, you’re at my home.” Tweek fumbled out as he dug his knees into the pillow underneath him.   “I’m back.” Craig rumbled with a domestic emotion stirring inside him. “I’m exhausted.” He flopped onto the bed, grime and all.   “Gah, dude. You’re gross.” Tweek scrunched up his nose in disgust. “Why haven’t you washed yet.”   “Because I wanted to see you as soon as possible.” Craig answered, gathering himself so he plop his head onto Tweek’s lap.   Tweek sighed but ran his hands through Craig’s matted hair as the chullo was laying on the bedsheets in a mess of wool. Craig snugged himself into Tweek’s plush thighs and closed his eyes as his lover threaded his fingers through his greasy locks.   “So what’s with the new outfits?”   Tweek squeaked, and stopped in his actions, and stammered a piss-poor excuse. “It’s still warm, so I was trying them out.”   “Ahuh.” Craig retorted not eating the excuse at all. “Because something tells me that there’s a deeper reason since you like to send me naughty pictures at the worst of times.”   “I-I am?” Tweek innocently said and Craig had to restrain a groan. Pushing himself up from his human-pillow, Craig clacked his tongue and turned to face his boyfriend with mild amusement.   “Don’t pull this shit here you dirty flirt.” He commented, tapping his finger on his partner’s cheek. “Tell me the real reason you keep trying to make me hard in public.”   “I’mnot doing anything wrong.” Tweek replied with complete honesty in his voice as he battered his eyelashes.   Fuck, when did his boyfriend get so goodat acting?   “No,” Craig growled out, punctuating every word with a harder poke, “You. Are. A. Fucking. Tease.”   “What are yougoing to do about it Craig?” Tweek smirked and God.The made something snap in him, an emotion circulating with primal competition get unleashed.   “This.” He uttered. Pushing his partner down, he watched how Tweek widened his eyes and let out a confused noise sending something possessive stirring in him. He pinned his boyfriend’s arms above his head, watching as Tweek writhed from the pressure, whining and complaining about the new position. “Shush,” Craig admonished, “good boys shouldn’t complain when they get punished.”   “Nnng-what the fuck Craig?” Tweek spat out as Craig tightened his left hand against the blond’s slender wrists.   “Shut up and let me kiss you, you nerd.”   Tweek mumbled out a “Calling me a nerd, says the dork,” before Craig mashed their lips together. Craig could taste the smattering of sweat upon his lips as Tweek hungrily consumed every push of the taller boy’s tongue, their mouths pressed against each other like it hurt to be pulled away, even as gasping breaths had to be made for fresh air to both boys.   Tweek shifted himself, grounding his hips against Craig’s pants and the raven- head muffled a moan in Tweek’s mouth. Those Goddamn shorts were driving him crazy, as Tweek bent his knees to cross his legs around Craig’s torso, the latter could feel the warmth of Tweek’s bare skin against his white shirt splattered with grease stains. Tweek mumbled under his breath, pressing his body against Craig as the two of them groping each other with feverish desire, grinding and pinching their skin against each other in a fury of limbs sprayed everywhere.   “You’ve been a real bitch with these clothes,” Craig groaned out as he nipped Tweek’s neck with biting remarks, “flaunting your ass like a whore to me. Can you even keep your legs closed, tell me Tweekers?”   “F-fuck you, you can’t tell me what I can and can’t wear.” Tweek growled out, wiggling in his bounds and the movement made Craig hiss from the pressure on his hardening bulge.   “Of course I won’t, but I don’t like the idea of other people seeing you like this.” Craig spoke in a hushed whisper across Tweek’s skin.   “A little too late there.” Tweek mumbled out.   Craig narrowed his eyes, “What do you mean by that?”   “Ugh, I-mean, the girls were the ones who taught me how to dress.” Tweek retorted back with some hesitation. “I asked themforadviceand they gave me the outfits.”   Craig sighed, “I both hate them and I am grateful at the same time.”   “You’refull of contradictions aren’t you Craig Tucker?” Tweek grinned back and Craig responded by sucking a deeper mark on his boyfriend’s neck, just above the collar of the crop-top.   “And you’re full of sass.” Craig murmured back.   “You like my sass.” Tweek hummed contently, as Craig twiddled with the hem of the shirt, inching higher and higher until the blond boy’s nips were starting to be exposed.   “I also like your ass more.” Craig spoke with hot breath dancing across Tweek’s chest, as the taller boy’s hand started squeezing his partner’s rear in bursts of heavy pressure.     “Craig! Nnng, watch where your hand is do-“   Craig took one nub into his mouth, swirling his tongue around the perky nipple and Tweek cried out in surprise, his pale green eyes glazed from Craig’s mouth. A gleeful smirk was coiling upon Craig’s lips as he popped off his mouth from the nipple and latched onto the other one, treating it with equal vigour and spit spread across the areola. Tweek squirmed from the sensation, panting and pushing his pelvis against Craig with desperation.   “Craigggg…” The name was imbued with a whine, as Tweek sobbed from Craig’s rougher actions of pinching the hardening nubs and the latter took the crop-top and pressed the hem against the blond’s lips.   “Bite it.”   Tweek took one look at the hem, willingly opened his mouth and the material was stuffed in his mouth. Spit drenched the cotton and yet Tweek had a defiance look in his eyes. Not for long if Craig could help it. He propped Tweek’s legs that had been wrapped around his torso up to his shoulders as Tweek made a muffled noise through his cotton gag from the shifting position. A squeak of sorts, as his hands were pressed behind him as Craig handled his boyfriend’s weight by balancing him against the headboard, with Tweek hovering over him looking confused yet still excited if the glaze in his eyes was an indicator.   Fumbling with his free hand, Craig shoved into Tweek’s shorts and pulled out his partner’s erection. He already saw it countless times, just a tease in the photos and their last make-out session as they pressed themselves against each other. But even without the comparison, Craig felt like the length was still going to make a mouthful. Opening up, Craig smoothly swallowed Tweek’s dick, listening to how Tweek made a muted yell from the action. It wasn’t as bad as he thought it would be, he didn’t want to press too further just in-case he activated his gag reflex, but he made sure to slide his tongue across the frenulum and the action made Tweek sob, suppressed hicks as the shorter boy jerked from Craig’s tongue. He repeated it a few times, and he could feel how Tweek’s legs shook with every lick, vibrating across his shoulders.   Hallowing his cheeks and sucking on his partner’s penis was a new experience, with the taste of hot salty flesh in his mouth nothing like he ever had before, but it wasn’t bad. Not if it was accompanied by Tweek looking teary and graciously ruined, with red bloomed in his cheeks and spots of shinning tears from the overstimulation of Craig’s mouth.   “Mmpfff.” The sounds from Tweek’s lips were too distorted and Craig felt it was a waste, so he pulled the shirt out. “Pah! Yo-you..ugh…”   “Me what?” As Craig pulled off the dick he was lavishing, his voice a little hoarser than usual, yet just as deadpan as ever.   “Ack, stop trying to suck outallmy thoughts,” Tweek mumbled back, breathing heavily, “I feel like I’mgoing to collapse.”   “Hey I’m holding you up now.”   Tweek rolled his eyes, “Yes and I’mvery thankful for that. Oooh, Craig you’re so big and strong…”   Two could play at that game. Dropping Tweek back onto the bed made the smaller boy screech from the action, and Craig pounced. Tweek had his arms holding onto Craig’s nape as the taller boy had quickly unzipped his jeans, pulling out his interested dick and slathering his wet tip against Tweek’s thighs, just a shy of the opened up shorts. Thrusting into the enveloping heat of Tweek’s legs that his boyfriend made was highly arousing and Craig panted.   Tweek bounced with every push, the slapping sounds of tantalizing skin against skin echoed in the silent room, punctuated with heavy pants and low groans of pleasure from both parties. Just the imagery of his large cock rubbing against his partner’s milky skin was a lot to take in and Craig squeezed his eyes shut, as he nipped Tweek’s chest, scraping his teeth against the unblemished skin and sinking his teeth across his boyfriend’s shoulders. Leaving bites in red blotchy dents all across Tweek’s exposed skin, hearing how his lover babbled and mewled with each imprint was only fuel to his arousal.   “Ugh! Fuck, Craig, I’m-I’m so, so. Close. Please, please.” Tweek pleaded with a whimper wobbling on his lips and Craig couldn’t deny when his pretty boyfriend was asking so nicely.   “Of course Babe.” Craig whispered back and he squeezed his hand around Tweek’s erection and the shorter boy nearlyscreamedfrom the simultaneous actions of Craig’s mouth across the blond’s chest, a hand wrapped around his dick and his lover’s cock thrusting against Tweek’s thighs. He came, spurting into Craig’s hands, and Tweek rode the high from his orgasm. Craig felt his hit and he groaned once before he ejaculated all over Tweek, just ropes of warm cum splattering on Tweek: his face, his shirt, his stomach, his shorts and dribbles of it covering his shaking thighs.    As Craig looked through bleary eyes, the sight before him was honestly picture worthy. Tweek looked roughly fucked out, as a sheen of sweat covered his face, cheeks red and droplets of cum dotting his chin as a parted mouth greedily gulped oxygen like he had been deprived of it. Countless marks had been scattered across his neck, his shoulders and his chest had blooming smudges of red and circular bite marks as teeth dug into the soft flesh in no particular order or pattern. Tweek looked like he had been ravaged by an animal, torn apart and put back together in the same breath.   “God, you’re beautiful.” Craig couldn’t stop the words if he tried and Tweek perked his head up from the confession. Turning even more red-faced if possible, the tips of his ears steaming as he bashfully squirmed avoiding Craig’s heavy gaze. The taller boy let the dopey smile take over his face.   He was absolutelysmitten for Tweek. Chapter End Notes Oh look at that, the Style Sub-plot has officially kicked off. ***** All ***** Chapter Summary There's nothing quite more romantic than performing fellatio on your boyfriend under the stars. Chapter Notes This chapter ended up more emotionally ridden than explicit material. See the end of the chapter for more notes Tweek was happy to write his answers for the next lessons A.P U.S History homework in peace. The teacher had directed the class to break into groups and dedicate their time in productivity without her actually teaching the class (something that he was thankful for because it was easier for him to learn without the constriction of whatever the teacher’s name was). He was jotting down his responses with a leaking ball-point pen when someone plopped into the seat ahead of him and slammed their hands down onto his desk.   He screamed from the sudden thud and his eyes frantically scanned up to meet furious-looking viridian eyes, scorching in their intensity. The Ushaka-wearing teen glared at him with a haughty aura and Tweek fiddled with the pen in his hands. Oh, the blue ink was staining his fingertips and he hastily wiped it on the desk, only to frown as it stuck to his fingers like blue spidery stains over his skin.   “What the fuck have you been talking to Craig about Stan and I?”   Tweek returned Kyle’s glare with a curious stare, “Huh?”   “What. Have. You. Been. Talking. To. Craig. About. Stan. And. I” Kyle gritted out in irritation.   “Nothing?” Tweek answered honestly.   “Bull-shit.” The expletive flew out in a fiery spit. “I know it was probably you that got Craig to say something to Stan.”   Tweek frowned. “What? Ididnothing! Why are you accusing me of something Ididn’t do?”   The pissed-off teen pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance. “Look, whatever you made Craig to get on Stan’s nerves, I don’t care. Just tell your boyfriend to back off.”   Tweek scrunched his hands into his hair, his ink-stained fingers sweeping his curls, tinting his yellow hair with tiny blots of blue. “I did nothing! And I don’tunderstand what’s happening between you and Stan.”   “There is nothing funny happening between Stan and I.” Kyle venomously spat out, his voice rising in pitch and loudness. “There’s nothing gay between us!”   “Kyle! What about the term indoor voice do you not understand?” The teacher screeched from the surly teen’s rant, “Shut up and get back to doing your work.”   The outburst gathered attention from curious bystanders who whipped their heads to peer at the sparks crackling between Tweek and Kyle.   If it was even possible, Kyle’s stare grew more poisonous. “I’m not gay for Stan.” He hissed as soon as people turned their heads back to their work, bored from the brooding silence entrenched between them. “I’m not gay.” The words were whispered with such misplaced convictions Tweek wasn’t sure if Kyle was trying to reassure Tweek or himself.   “Look.” Tweek hastily glanced from side to side, “It’s okay if you like boys and girls, gah. There’s nothing wrong with liking both.”   “Please don’t tell me I’m getting lectured by you?” Kyle sneered.     “No? I-I’m just trying to be supportive, um.” Tweek shrugged. “I think you’re toohard-eugh, on yourself. Just take it naturally. Whatever works for you man.”   Kyle pressed his lips together into a thin line, his forehead creased. Tweek could read there was a storm brewing in Kyle’s brain, erratic and torn.   “Enough bitching Kyle. What are you? A girl PMSing?” Wendy injected as she appeared next to Tweek.   “Knock off Wendy.” Kyle growled out, rubbing his hand against his sleeve.   “Time-Out Kyle, shoo. Go back to your desk.” Wendy waved as Kyle sighed and reluctantly got up. But not before miming a cutting motion with his finger along his neck and Tweek squeaked in surprise.   “Oh God! Kyle is going to murder me!” Tweek frantically cried out.   Wendy rolled her eyes. “Don’t take Kyle’s tantrum seriously, he’s just insecure about his big-ole gay crush on Stan and is taking it out on you.”    “Eugh! Why would he do that?” Tweek asked in confusion.   Wendy looked at Tweek, a duh tone dripping in her words, “He’s insecure obviously. Since both Craig and you are out and happy, he’s stewing in his moodiness.”   Huh, that was an interesting point. Tweek kept it in the back of his mind, letting it fester as he returned to face his desk. Wendy whistled.   “Also, update us about the latest news in the Tweek-Sexcapdes.”   “W-Wendy! Shush!”     X     School finished, and Craig was there to greet him. Pressing a gentle kiss to his forehead, a content rumble as his taller boyfriend wrapped his arms around him. “How was class?”   How was class?   “Kyle bitched at me?” Tweek blurted out.   “Why did you frame it like a question?” Craig frowned.   “Um. Because I’m not sure what happened. Somethingabout Kyle and Stan being not gay for each other?”   Craig snorted. “Stan and Kyle are nearly as gay as us.” Craig deadpanned, “and we’re really Homo.”   “That’s gay.” Tweek laughed back, as Craig tickled him in in response. Tweek huffed with giggles escaping his mouth as the raven-head pressed his fingers across Tweek’s ribs and underarms and Tweek wiggled in the firm hold Craig had wrapped around him like an octopus. For a while, he couldn’t stop giggling as his lover gave no break for him to take a proper breath. He squabbled and Craig smiled and tickled until Tweek accidentally jabbed his elbow into his boyfriend’s stomach, knocking the wind out of Craig which gathered a worried reaction as Tweek fretted over the accident. His wounded boyfriend waved off the apology, a winded-grin seemingly plastered on his face.   “Hey, I have to go early today, but I’ll text you tonight alright?” Craig asked softly in a raspy voice.   “Hnng—okay. Talk to yousoon.” Tweek answered with his own peck against Craig’s cheek as the other boy bent down for it.   “Make sure your schedule is free tonight.” Craig said-matter-of-factly as he was walking away. “I’ll see you later.”   Tweek cupped his hand, curling it around his mouth. “Ofcourse. My office is always open for you.” He teased back as Craig affectionately flipped back in a joking manner.   Tweek hummed as he walked home. Sure, it was a little lonelier since Craig wasn’t next to him during the trip, but he was inveterately content with his current existence. He threw himself onto the bed, a permanent smile that couldn’t be rubbed off as he stared up at his ceiling.   His phone buzzed, breaking the pleasant silence. He checked it and saw he had a message in the Group Chat with the girls. Perking his interest up, he opened the chat.   [Wendy the Wise]: Okay, time to ‘fess up Tweek. How did Craig react?   He twiddled his thumbs, trying to think of a suitable answer.   [Tweek]: he kinda almost ripped my clothes off?   [Bebe the Goddess]: YASSSS THAT’S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!   [Bebe the Goddess]: did u get ravaged tweek?   [Tweek]: yes? I think so??   [Red the Queen]: wowie   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: What do you mean you think so?   [Nichole Protector of Dreams): Are you still intact?   [Lola of Liberty]: Um, why does that sound like tweek got hurt?   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: DID CRAIG HURT YOU??   [Wendy the Wise]: If Craig did something stupid, you can tell us alright Tweek.   [Tweek]: Craig was fine!!!! He did nothing wrong!!!   [Tweek]: He just sucked my penis   [Red the Queen]: WOWIE   [Bebe the Goddess]: EYYYYYYY 3 RD BASE   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: Three down, one more to go   [Wendy the Wise]: Well, hang on. Tweek hasn’t reciprocated yet.   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: Oh, true! Yeah, you still have the opportunity to perform oral on Craig too   [Tweek]: but how did I ask???? It’s too much pressure to know if Craig wants to be sucked off   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: …   [Wendy the Wise]: …   [Bebe the Goddess]: …   [Bebe the Goddess]: oh you’ll know   [Tweek]: that doesn’t help me at al!?   [Wendy the Wise]: Listen, I don’t think I would ever know a boy who would turn down a free blowjob   [Red the Queen]: worked great for you didn’t it?   [Wendy the Wise]: Red…make sure your doors are locked tonight   [Red the Queen]: I WAS JOKING, WENDY NO   [Bebe the Goddess]: shush wends, stop being bitter cause you got cockblocked by stan’s hardon for kyle   [Wendy the Wise]: You can’t see it right now, but I’m pouting. And sharpening my arrows   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: No murder in this peaceful household   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: Only for getting people laid instead   [Red the Queen]: we should get a cake when you finally bang   [Bebe the Godesss]: yeah! we can all pitch in 4 a delicious celebration   [Tweek]: Aren’t I the one trying to sleep with Craig?? Why are you guys celebrating??   [Lola of Liberty]: We’re getting fucked by proxy   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: Wow, accurate   [Red the Queen]: Mood   [Wendy the Wise]: Metaphorically of course, no one’s an actual skank enough to try and hit on a gay dude   [Red the Queen]: *clears throat*   [Wendy the Wise]: Don’t   [Red the Queen]: *blows a kiss* I love ya girl, you know that right? (please don’t kill me)   [Bebe the Queen]: wends!! Chill my gurl   [Lola of Liberty]: Just drop down to your knees, give Craig your best bedroom eyes and SUCCC   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: Get out Lola   [Lola of Liberty]: Nooo, don’t kick me out! Please I’ll behave!   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: Well, Lola isn’t wrong. Just, maybe not in those specific words. But the action is the same, you could show your appreciation instead of saying something, by deciding to give him oral to show your interest   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: I think thirst is more accurate   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: True   [Lola of Liberty]: Just make sure you don’t go too far that you puke up your meal beforehand okay   [Tweek]: UM! I…..don’t think I have a gag reflex…   [Wendy the Wise]: …   [Heidi Smart and Funny]:…   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: Oh   [Bebe the Goddess]: HANG ON, TWEEK, U DON’T HAVE A GAG REFLEX????   [Lola of Liberty]: holy shit   [Bebe the Goddess]: CRAIG IS GOING 2 GET FUCKED UP   [Wendy the Wise]: I think…I need some time to come to terms with this   [Red the Queen]: well   [Bebe the Goddess]: TWEEK MY BOI, U WERE BORN TO SUCK DICK   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: Bebe!!   [Red the Queen]: Nichole!!   [Lola of Liberty]: Red!!   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: Donkey!!   [Wendy the Wise]: What the fuck did I just return to?   [Bebe the Goddess]: everyone still freaking out cause tweek can shove Craig’s entire schlong down this throat   [Tweek]: Please don’t say it like that!! It makes it gross-sounding!!   [Wendy the Wise]: I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but newsflash, dicks are gross   [Bebe the Goddess]: Yepppp, accurate shit there wends   [Lola of Liberty]: Yet   [Red the Queen]: doesn’t stop people tho   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: South Park does need more eligible bachelors   [Wendy the Wise]: Sometimes the saying is true, all the best guys are either taken, dead or gay   [Red the Queen]: morbid but also mood   [Heidi Smart and Funny]: I’m leaning towards gay for our situation in all honesty   [Nichole Protector of Dreams]: Aw guys, don’t be so disheartened   [Lola of Liberty]: Nichole, please. You’re dating Token, and both of you are happily in love. Let us spinsters have our pity-fest   [Tweek]: this is a pity-fest?   [Bebe the Goddess]: noo, it’s a support network 4 everyone!! Don’t worry girls, I’m sure there's better guys out there beyond South Park!!!   Tweek laughed. He couldn’t help it; the girls were just so pure and so supportive of his feelings and worries.   [Tweek]: Thanks everyone. I’m glad that you all have helped me out   [Wendy the Wise]: You’re welcome.   The warm fuzzy feeling crept up from his chest and sent happy tingles through his body. He was content, and he felt validated and alive for the first time in a while and it wasn’t with Craig.   Was that bad?   Was he a bad person that other people made him happy too?   Maybe he was.   Maybe he was a bad person.     X   There’s a text that blindly flashes into his dark room. A cursory look at the time puts it at nearly a quarter to midnight. There’s a tinge of sleep in his eyes, as he awakens from his nap. The dark circles under his eyes are puffy as he pokes them, their soft plush making him frown. How long have they’ve been there?   No matter. Tweek opens the notification he has received. It’s a text message from Craig.   [Craig <3]: Get ready to sneak out tonight. We’re going out on a date.   Tweek stares at his window. The moon is out. The stars are draped onto the night sky, sparkling haphazard decorations like a salt-shaker fell over and its contents spilled into the inky darkness. The house is quiet, as usual. His parents are humbly sleeping, dead to the world, and sometimes as Tweek thinks to himself, to him.   There’s sudden tapping on his window, loud punctuating in the silence and he jostles from the unexpected sounds. It’s dark, and the weather has been rapidly getting cooler and everything is returning to what South Park is known for. Blindly freezing weather and insane outwardly antics of anything and everything happening.   Tweek hesitantly walks closer to the pinging sounds, his hands wrapped around his phone like a lifeline, heavy in its metaphorical strength and the only protection between him and strange noise. In a second, his hands are vibrating and he throws his shield against the wall in reaction. It makes a heavy thud, and he gasps from his stupidity.   His phone! His connection to Craig! He stumbles over his feet as he frantically checks the device. It's not cracked, and he can power it on normally, so he sees that as a win.   [Craig <3]: Check outside your window   Tweek peers out his glass windows, squinting into the darkness. He sees nothing out of the ordinary when he looks at the levelled scene. Just houses in the gloomy black curtain pulled across his eyes.   [Craig <3]: Look down nerd   He looks. Craig has his hands in his pockets, staring upwards, mouthing something. When Tweek doesn’t react, his boyfriend takes one hand and beckons him out. Tweek blinks before the invite finally sinks into his brain.   Stumbling downstairs while trying to minimally create any noise was harder than he expected, and after a rather loud thud, he pauses. Waiting for any lights in his bedroom lights to turn on and any curious conversation with his parents.   But nothing happens and the house is quiet.   So he creeps out, locking the door behind him with care as the night chill sweeps over him in a cool wave as he exits his house. Craig is there to greet him, slouched and as casual as ever without any regard of being out and about in South Park at almost midnight. He vaguely has a joke about being reverse Cinderella that bounces in his head but it never escapes his mouth.   He’s no Cinderella and Craig isn’t a Prince.   His life is no fairy-tale where the ending is already established with a happy end written out.   He strews these thoughts in his head and it's only when he’s gently nudged does he realize that they are no longer in the driveway of his home and instead are starting to delve into the forest that covers part of their hometown. It’s deadly quiet now, and only the exhale of Craig’s misty breath paces the rapid beating of his heart.   “Okay, I’m going to put my hands on your eyes because it’s a surprise. Is that alright?” Craig asks as monotone as ever and Tweek has to shake himself out of his stupor.   “Alright?” He replies timidly, unsure of what Craig’s plans are.   His boyfriend presses his warm hands across his eyes and it’s honestly nice. The weight and the heat emanating from Craig is almost relaxing against his chilled skin and he leans back as Craig steers the both of them. His lover cacoons his smaller body like a blanket (one that envelopes him with a certain care and precaution) as Craig moves forward in whatever direction he sees fit. There are a few stumbles here and there, mostly because the ground is littered with dead branches and twigs across the dirt, but his boyfriend stops whenever a stumble seems to occur and keeps him balanced every time.   Tweek is unsure of what’s happening. He trusts Craig of course intrinsically, but rationality has never been his strong point. There’s a small nagging voice that echoes feebly about how Craig could be leading them over to a cliff and dropping his sorry ass into the rocky depths. He squashes that thought as instantly as it comes, because seriously??   Craig would never purposely hurt him. He was sure of it.   “Easy there Tweek, we’re nearly here.” Craig tenderly whispers in the nipping air and Tweek blows out a shaky breath as he pulls himself together. Just a little more, and he’ll be able to see again. There’s a low hum coming from behind, vibrating against his back and Tweek focuses on it, letting his mind hone onto deciphering what the tune is instead of overthinking about the fact that he’s walking around blindly.   “Are you humming the Imperial March dude?” Tweek blurts out when he finally recognizes what it is.   Craig pauses. The two of them come to a standstill and as Tweek’s legs ripple through a tremor, the taller boy clears his throat. “It just popped into my head.”   “Man, don’t do shit like that to my heart. I wasgoing to think you were going to kill me.” Tweek mumbles out.   Tweek can hear the frown in Craig’s words. “Dude, I would never do something like that.”   “I know.” Tweek swallows a lump in his throat. “I know youwouldn’t. Just.” He bites his lip, really digs into his teeth, like he was punishing himself for even entertaining such thoughts. With a pathetic whisper, he apologizes. “I was being stupid again. I’m sorry! I’m an idiot and I don’t understand why you deal with me. I fuck up all the time and I-“   Craig let’s go of his hold across his face and it takes a few bleary seconds for Tweek to realize that his vision has been restored. Its dark yet the sky illuminates his vision and he loses his breath.   It’s beautiful.   “I finally saved up enough for the telescope I wanted. It came in the mail a few days ago and I’ve been putting it together and figuring out which night was the best time to go Star Gazing.” Craig explains as he tucks his hands into his pockets. He jerks his head to the complicated telescope already assembled and ready to be used.   Tweek draws his eyes from the cylindrical tube that points up to a dramatic splatter of stars dusted across the inky blanket, shimmering and blinking with an orchestral tempo, as sections light up in vibrancy. He cranes his neck, tilting backwards. Up and up until his bends his neck far enough that he sees Craig’s face come into his vision, his partner’s eyebrows raised in smooth amusement.   “This is fucking beautiful.” Tweek confesses. He’s in awe, and the rather clear view of the natural light-show occurring in front of him, jilting from a newfound excitement.   “I know right.” Craig fires back, equally as pumped. “Here, let me show you which constellations are out this season.” With a warm hand, Craig wraps it around Tweek’s and nudges him to the telescope, giving a quick check before offering the view to his partner.   “Here’s Andromeda. It’s the V-shaped one just over there. It’s also right next to Pegasus, so if you just move a little down you’ll see the shape, although you have to imagine it being flipped to see it properly.” Craig practically gushes. “There’s also Pisces, just below Andromeda and Pegasus. Some civilizations saw one fish, others saw two. But it’s always popped up in different cultures throughout history.”   Tweek drinks in the new information like a dying man. It goes down like warm liquid gold as he sinks himself into Craig’s hold, as he smothers his shorter partner and guides to move the telescope with each piece of information.   It’s frosty. The air has gotten colder as he guesses that they’ve been spending a fair bit of time in the open air. It doesn’t seem like time is passing but. Not when Craig is animatedly talking into Tweek’s air, not when Craig huddles himself so Tweek shivers less from the cold but from the intimacy of their body contact. Only when Craig has to take a deep breath from speaking too much, that the illusion of time breaks and Tweek feels his body protest from standing still for so long.   “Can we sit down somewhere Craig? My legs are hurting.” He asks and Craig reacts by retracting himself from Tweek. The lack of contact almost makes him whine because his heat source disappears and the night bitterness envelopes him instead. His boyfriend doesn’t disappear far, just a few steps where he’s plopped himself onto a dead log, seated and patting the space next to him. Tweek follows and plants himself on the coarse log, huddling back to his warmth.   “Gah. Why is it so freezing so quickly?” Tweek mumbles out into boyfriend’s shoulders.   “It’s getting close to Winter again.” Craig answers his face turned to the sky, “Summer feels like a lifetime ago.”   “Not fair-eugh. I was getting used to wearing fewer clothes.” Tweek complains.   “Yeah and I was getting blueballed the fuck off.” Craig mutters under his breath and Tweek has to contain himself from giggling at his lover’s predicament (that he caused technically).     “Oh, Craig. Shooting stars!” Tweek prattles, “Look! There’s a few of them now.”   Craig points out with his finger that’s next to Tweek’s cheek, pointing them out. “One. Two. Three. Three wishes.”   The dash of the white pinpricks of light falling across the night-sky sends something simmering underneath his skin. “I wish that you pass your English class.”   Craig groans. “Are you seriously using one of our wishes on an exam?”   “Excuse me, I did my best but I am not havingyoufailEnglish because you can’t concentrate.” Tweek haughtily counters. Dimly, in the back of his mind, he realizes Craig had said ours. Not mine or yours. Ours.   “Fine. I wish that your parents would pay more attention to their son’s well- being and not overwork him during his shifts.” Craig mutters out and Tweek awkwardly shifts.   “You don’t have to waste one of the wishes on me.” He stammers out. “How about wishing for a car? That’smore practical.”   “Any wish I use on you is never a waste,” Craig says with finality in his words. “Don’t ever think you’re not worth it Tweek.”   Something hot blooms in his chest – and he’s ninety-nine percent sure it’s not one of those nasty Alien babies (one percent because he’s never completely sure of anything in all honesty) and he feels a sudden wash of adoration and surprise.   “I wish that we will stay together forever.” He proclaims before his brain can think about his words. Craig stills from his confession and for a few chilling seconds, Tweek thinks he’s royally fucked up and now his relationship is ruined because he became a clingy, borderline possessive boyfriend who shouted out creepy declarations and Oh God now Craig is going to dump hi—   “Me too.” Craig responds in quiet voice.   Tweek trembles and its not from the cold. “You do. Why?”   “Because I love you Tweek, and I want us to stay together.” Craig visibly swallows and Tweek has to blink a few times.   “You do.” Tweek asks almost too quiet to hear. “But I’m. Me. I’m a fuck-up. I can’t do anything properly without screwing something up. If I stay with you I’ll end up dragging you down. You would be better without me. You should have a normal life, with a normal boyfriend.”   “I don’t want normal. No one is normal in South Park. All I want is you Tweek.” Craig almost growls out.   “But I make your life difficult. I take so much energy and time in your life.” Tweek counters back.   “I don’t care. I’ll do whatever I need to keep us together. I’ll pick up another job, get a car and I’ll be back from Denver every weekend.” Craig rambles out.   “Why would you be in Denver?” Tweek focuses on.   Craig stops and his mouth becomes a thin line. “I’m thinking of applying to an Astrophysics course in Denver.”   “You’ll be leaving?” It’s not a question, but rather an accusation. Tweek can’t stop the poison in his words.   “I promise I’ll be back every opportunity I can get,” Craig answers with some hesitation. “I’m sorry for not talking about it earlier."   “You’re sorry!” Tweek angrily cries out. “You’re sorry that you’re leaving me?”   “Tweek. You can’t expect me to stay here for all of my years. I want to take you to new places, beyond this dump of a place. I want to show you the world. Not die in this place, not having done anything in my life. I want to make you happy.” Craig utters, pressing his hands against his partner’s shoulders, as Tweek listens through silent hiccups.   “You make me happy already,” Tweek confesses, his emotions running high. “I don’t want you to leave.”   “I’m not going to leave you Tweek. Just, need to do something for both of us. For a better quality life.” Craig reassures, turning around and looking straight into Tweek’s misty eyes. “I love you, and I want to make you proud of me.”   “I amproud of you.” Tweek declares. “I think you’re the best person I’vever known.”   “I know. But I need me to know that.” Craig confesses, “and I need this.”   Craig lets the silence hang in the air. As Tweek looks up from his boyfriend’s face and up to the night above. The stars glitter and look down below at him. Craig wants this. He needs this.   “Okay.” Tweek says finally. “I’ll support you.”   “Thank you Tweek.” Craig puffs out.   He smiles at Craig’s soft words. Snuggling closer to his boyfriend, shifting his weight with accidentally fumbling himself into the taller boy’s lap. An accidental jab into Craig makes Tweek yelp as he tumbles and he founds himself, head first straight onto his partner’s crotch.   “Ah shit.” Craig curses, rubbing the sore spot before realizing his lover’s position. “Tweek are you alright?”   Tweek licks his lips. Reciprocal huh? “Yeah I’am. Stay still.”   Craig raises an eyebrow for a second. But it deepens when Tweek pokes at his boyfriend’s crotch and unzips his jeans. “Tweek…?” Craig trails off.   “Let me work.” Tweek says with finality. He thumbs the flaccid penis (which is still really large considering it’s soft) inside the pants and Craig hisses as Tweek handles the organ and places it out in the chilled air. Gathering some spit in his mouth, Tweek lathers it over the head of the penis and moves slowly down the hardening cock. There are hands in Tweek’s hair, as Craig wheezes out.   “Wait, you don’t need to go so far. I don’t want to hurt you.”   Tweek pops off the dick, looking straight up, “I don’t have a gag reflex.”   “You don’t have a—“   Tweek covers his boyfriend’s dick with his mouth, sliding down his throat and the fingers in his blond hair tighten in its grip. Craig’s last words gurgle out into incomprehensible noises that transition into groans as Tweek swallows the length. His mouth and throat feels full, consuming the cock, spit covering the flesh and Craig shiftshis hips, shoving the penis even further down Tweek’s mouth. Muffled moans spill from the shorter boy’s lips, and the volume of the salty flesh make Tweek close his eyes to focus on his breathing.   Sucking and hallowing his mouth against the cock with a fervour makes Craig juts his hips leading him to let out low whimpers. Tweek’s tongue sweeps the underside of his partner’s penis and Craig hitches his breath with a tight sound. Tweek digs his fingers into Craig’s clothes legs, scratching and prodding at his boyfriend’s limbs like an urgency to go faster. Craig complies, his hands nudging Tweek’s head up and down, moving along the penis.     “Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck.” Craig curses as the hot enveloping heat of Tweek’s mouth sends him over the edge. Semen flows down his throat, cum drenching his mouth and Tweek squeaks as it overflows. He tries to gulp it down before it spills out from his lips, the warm salty taste overcoming his senses. It’s pretty gross, but he would rather clean it up instead of splattering on his clothes (that’s how he’s going to justify it anyway).   “Tweek.” Craig puffs out, seemingly out of any coherence. “Tweek. What. You. Fuck.”   Wiping the excess cum from his lips with his hand and placing the mess on the grass, Tweek grins up. “All Tuckered out huh?”   “You fucker.” Craig growls out, but there is no bite to it.   “I think youenjoyed it.” Tweek teases out.   “I sure as fuck did.” Craig smirks out, before stretching his arms and pushing him upwards. “Come on, let’s go home.”   “I want to go to your house tonight.” Tweek asks, seeing Craig stop in his actions.”Justtosleepnothingelse.”   “Sure.” Craig replies, offering his hand to the seated Tweek up.   As Tweek wiggles closer to Craig’s body, underneath the blankets in his boyfriend’s bed he feels tired. The Glow-in-the-Dark star stickers on his partner’s ceilings that had been put on years ago when they were younger emante light from above. It’s the last thing Tweek sees that night, with a content feeling in his veins.   He's happy. Chapter End Notes I may perhaps be making a spin-off chapter for a more Style- centralized fic if people are interested? Leave a comment if you're interested for any ideas if so. ***** Tweek ***** Chapter Summary Craig both fucks and unfucks a situation simultaneously. Chapter Notes Announcement Time - 1). This might be a little late at this point, but there are and will be future illustrations of scenes scattered throughout the story drawn by me. It will all be SFW at this point, but I hope you enjoy the same way you would for the story. 2). Hooray, I finally have a tumblr! You can find me at @frostonthetips if you're interested in following my future writings/ art. It's rather new, and I'm not hugely savvy on the website but I hope to find like-minded people. 3). From a suggestion of a lovely member on the Creek Discord, this story shall hence be known as an abbreviation. Because honestly, the title alone is a too much of a mouthful. I shall be referring to this story as TCTC: Tweek climbing Tree-Craig. Thanks a ton to the person who suggested it, I appreciate your input! EDIT:// added some extra words during the confrontation scene because I forgot to put it in during the original upload. Oops? See the end of the chapter for more notes Everything becomes too much, like a sensory overload. There’s the brush of Tweek’s messy hair across his nose, a latent threat for a fury of sneezes to overwhelm Craig. There are noises, the low-emitted kind that rolls over the both of them in high and faint pitches of strangled groans and whimpers. There’s ferocious scrapping of blunt nails across a tan nape, that’s sending shivers rolling across Craig’s body and making him buckle against the warm body underneath him. There’s the taste of his boyfriend, of vague coffee aroma in the corners of the pinned down boy’s mouth. Tweek is invigorating; and equally as draining.   Starving in how he clasps himself around the taller boy, arms gripped across broader shoulders and leaving hard dents of his presence behind. Purifying in how he presses his mouth against Craig’s cheek, his lips and forehead as shaky hands sweep up black locks and leave warm touches of fingers and whispers of love.    Craig drinks in the addicting mess that is Tweek Tweak. He’s inexplicably drawn to each raspy breath, each shuddering inhale as the articles of clothing drop to the floor. His blue coat is gone, and his shoes kicked off long before the two of them have pushed their bodies against each other, rutting and grinding their yearning limbs against torsos and crotches in a heap of tangled up sheets. The Space posters, of Astronauts and Spaceships filled with map constellations, almost feel out-of-place to how it paints the foreground with a sense of responsibility while the two of them are attacking each other with their mouths.   Tweek gyrates his hips against Craig and the effect isdazzling. Craig sucks in a deep breath as he tries to adjust himself, his legs pinning Tweek below in a stronghold.   “Let me breathe dude.” Tweek huffs out with some annoyance in his words, looking sinfully upwards with dilated doe eyes.   “No thanks,” Craig teases back as he mouths against Tweek’s jawline, his hands unbuttoning Tweek’s green shirt with care, popping each shiny piece with excited fingers.   “You’re not going to let me breathe?” Tweek giggles out, as Craig nuzzles his partner.   “I will. Right after I give you the best orgasms of your life.” The promise makes Tweek twitch. Craig peels off his boyfriend’s shirt, throwing it onto the bed and begins to pull off Tweek’s pants. “Up we go babe,” Craig mutters, patting the blond’s rear and there’s some slight squirming as Craig unwraps his present, shielded by nylon and cotton to reveal thighs with some healing love- bites littered across the skin. Craig feels a twirling sense of pride as he thumbs the marks, leaving Tweek to stutter and let out little moans from the pressure. “That’s a good boy.”   Spraying his tanned hands across Tweek’s milky skin never fails to make him aroused, as he takes off his partner’s underwear in a flash of quick movement. The same hands grip the shorter boy’s erection with firmness, pumping the member across the flesh and Tweek moans and writhes from the tightness of Craig’s nimble fingers that rub the other boy’s head. Speeding up the process makes Tweek almost vibrate, slowing down makes him whine and whinge, pale hands petting Craig’s pants where a noticeable bulge is starting to occur. Craig gently swats away Tweek’s hands, tutting softly and his partner complains.   “Craig—ugh, God. Why not?” Tweek all but moans out, his pale green eyes flashing with need. “Comeoncomeoncomeon.”   “Hush, babe. You know I want to make you feel good first.” Craig murmurs, watching as Tweek swallows a question and his lashes flutter downwards, looking discreetly at how clothed Craig is.   “At least take off your clothes. Man, stop making me feelweird being the only one naked.” Tweek scoffs and Craig sighs heartily but follows the request, removing himself from Tweek and sweeping his clothes off. His chullo gets gently taken off, and laid on his partner looking upwards with an inquisitive look, biting his bottom lip and looking very cute with the hat tucked over the blond’s head. Craig takes off his shirt, tugging it over his torso, his face being momentarily covered by white cotton as he shimmies it off, head first. The clothing is thrown to the side, and Craig tilts his head as he works on his pants. There’s something exciting flickering in Tweek’s, hungry attentiveness scoured in the depths of his eyes, and desire is rapidly pooling in Craig’s stomach.   The jeans get ripped off, the underwear meeting a similar fate as the final articles clothing is shed. Tweek gives an appreciative look, scanning up and down Craig’s exposed skin, biting his bottom lip and lifting his lashes up. “When did you get these muscles?”   “I’ve been hitting the gym.” Craig answers as he shrugs. “You did say you wanted to be lifted up.”   “It was a metaphor.” Tweek pouts, but there’s no pure annoyance in the words.   “I better hear no complaints then,” Craig rumbles as he attaches himself to Tweek by nibbling on his skin, leaving ruby bites splattered with spit. “I’ve been working hard. I think I deserve a reward.”   “You’re looking at it—nng.”   “Thanks.” Craig says dryly. He moves from Tweek’s pale neck, from his shoulders, across the torso, down to his boyfriend’s interested erection to where he takes the member into his hot mouth. He likes how Tweek always seems to react explosively whenever Craig goes down on him. There’s always noises, and shifting as Tweek twists into the sheets, arching his back on instinct that pushes the dick in his mouth further down. However, unlike his talented boyfriend, Craig has a gag reflex that likes to kick in by the time he completely has Tweek in his mouth and any shallow thrusts almost set it off. Craig tenderly pushes Tweek back onto the bed and gives his best at worshipping the organ slicked up by saliva from a careful distance.    He entertains by giving slow sucks, tongue ravishing the staff and Tweek coos back in approval from the attention. He enjoys how he seems to almost unravel Tweek with his mouth, just constant brushing of his tongue against his boyfriend’s manhood until there’s sweet begging streaming from his lover.   Pleads. Prayers. Promises.   Just a string of Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, followed by his name dribbling out in devotion, a voracity of limitless lust.   It’s intoxicating and Craig is famished.   As Tweek gushes his seed down Craig’s throat, his burning appetite is only further ignited. He draws off the softening dick, and moves up to say something but instead, Tweek digs his fingers into black hair, pulling the attached face down for a kiss. Tweek’s tongue licks and begs to pry Craig’s mouth open, to which the holding liquid still cradled in the taller boy drips from Craig into the hungry abyss of Tweek. Sucking and swallowing, Tweek is merciless in consuming everything Craig has through vicious lip-locking.    The action surprises Craig, who freezes. Tweek greedily guzzles down the swirling mess of cum and spit. It happens so quickly, and so out of tempo that the realization of Tweek’s action makes the blond boy screech.   “Oh, man! That was too weird?! Shit, I’msosorryforthat. I’m gross. I’m disgusting. How could I do that?!”   Craig jumps back into action, “Holy shit, that was super hot.”   “I-it was?” Tweek says quietly. His pink tongue peeking out with curiosity, as cum dots the mouth appendage.   Rapidly nodding, Craig answers with assurance. “Definitely, sooo into it.”   He wasn’t going to complain if Tweek was a cum slut (as long as Tweek was his cum slut).   “Okay.” Tweek says licking his lips. “Okay, okay. Are we—“ He repeats with uncertainty. “Are we going to do it?”   “I hope we’re not banging an Eldritch monster.” Craig intones with impassive humour.   “You know what I mean!” Tweek admonishes. “Are you going to put yourdick in me?”   “I sure hope so.” Craig answers. He rummages through his drawers, looking for his trusty lube. He feels the cool bottle and he pulls it out. It’s lighter than he was expecting and he uncaps it, drizzling his fingers with some splotches of the viscous liquid until it lets out a pathetic splat and droplets are all that is left.   He slathers as much as he can on his raised erection, letting the dusky head become shiny with the spread and uses the rest of what is stuck to his fingers by moving a digit into Tweek’s asshole. It makes a squelching sound, just a tiny sound and Craig slips another finger just to spread the lube and coat Tweek’s insides with the remnants. He spreads the two digits (scissoring, his brain reminds him), opening up Tweek, making the shorter boy twist and turn from the quick process.   “Um—so. Is this it?” Tweek asks, “Are you going to—ack, put your penis in me?”   “Yeah. That’s the idea.” Craig responds, lining himself up against Tweek’s hole.   “Am I supposed to say something? Do we need to say anything?” Tweek rambles on, clutching intensely onto Craig.   “Like affirmative consent or some shit?” Craig converses. “I think we’re pretty much on the same page.”   “Ahuh.” Tweek takes a deep breath. “Okay, so, uh. You good to go?”   “Yeah, I’m good.” Craig reacts by pushing his cock forward, breaching the ring of muscle. His hips stutter, just at the entrance of his partner and the sweet tightness is almost instant. Craig hovers over his boyfriend, his face mushed into the pillow next to him. What he can’t see is how Tweek stills, the blond’s forehead creased, mouth turned downwards and eyes blinking with growing concern.   Craig moves forward, lurching deeper into his partner.  Tweek reacts with a violent burst.   “Ow. Dude! Stop, stop!” Tweek thumps his hand across Craig’s back and the taller boy freezes for the second time.   “What’s wrong?” He asks, pulling back from Tweek’s body and hovering his face over the grimace splashed on the blond boy.   “You’re hurting me.” Tweek says in a voice quiet and fragile. “Is it supposed to hurt?”   That makes Craig frown. “No. It’s not supposed to hurt at all. It’s supposed to feel good.”   Tweek gnaws his bottom lip. Pausing. “I feel pain. I don’t like when it hurts. Get out, get out.”   “Shit. I’m sorry.” Craig apologizes, dread spilling into his stomach. He pulls out from his lover who squirms uncomfortably. It takes some shifting for Craig to retract his penis from Tweek, his lover’s lower entrance is slightly tinted pink with only a light shimmering of the lube.   “That wasn’t nice.” Tweek breaks the silence. “I don’t know if I want—urk. Your dick in me.”   “I’m sorry.” Craig parrots, any semblance of anything but worry permeating his body. His muscles are tense, Tweek is avoiding his eyes and Craig feels like a huge jackass. He bends down to leave a kiss on Tweek’s forehead, only to have the blond turn on his side and the raven-head's mouth lands on sweaty golden hair.   “I want to sleep.” Tweek announces and the conversation ends. He grabs the quilts kicked to the end of the bed and pulls it over his naked body, turning away from his partner’s face. The chullo rustles off and falls onto the pillow next to him.   Craig rolls to his side, hurt flashing in his eyes that Tweek misses.   He feels like shit.     X   It comes back to a cold-shoulder treatment. Tweek seems to forget his existence, with barely any peep from his partner. Texts get unread. Calls unanswered. When it’s school, Tweek skims Craig’s steely gaze and focuses on his work. There’s no group work, no collaborative efforts so there are no confrontations in the classrooms.   Craig can’t get any time with Tweek out of the rooms either. The girls make a human barrier, bumping and prodding him away from his partner. Any and all attempts at bridging a conversation between Tweek gets flung out when a girl walks straight up and steers a chat towards her from Craig. Essentially cock- blocking him. Craig sneers at them, flipping them off in his Tucker tradition but it does nothing to quell the glares they send his way.   He’s guessing Tweek’s already spilled about what’s happened. He’s partly offended and hurt that their privacy seems to be public knowledge (although, that seems to be generally their relationship in South Park considering it started off as official before they made it official). He’s irritated because they already did this stupid dance, tip-toeing the lines of intimacy before and Craig thought it was the end of that. But more in all, he’s worried. He’s anxious about what it means for them.   Does Tweek want to break up? Is this really the end of Craig x Tweek?   Are they really going to end their relationship because of his dick?   He’ll never hear the end of it, the repulsive jeers, the snotty expressions from the girls, the whispers and rumors.   (If he thought Wendy and Stan’s public breakup was bad, then he can’t imagine the shitstorm that would occur if Tweek and himself ended it. It won’t be pretty, there’s a chance some of the Asian girls will have a breakdown and he doesn’t have the energy to deal with that.)   He’s angry now. Angry at Tweek. Angry at himself.   Did he go too fast? Did the both of them pass their boundaries too quickly in their haste to finalize the deed?   It still stings. The way Tweek seems to rejects any attempts at recollecting themselves. Maybe he needs time again. Craig is sure that his partner is getting advice from the girls, and while in any other circumstance he would be thrilled that his boyfriend is expanding a friendship group, this is not the exact scenario he expects to have it occur.   Whatever it is, it’s starting to affect his mood. If people thought he was aggressive before, then now his behaviour is turned up to a Ten. He’s extra grouchy, readily flipping off students and teachers alike at a drop of the hat. There are four extra detentions that week, and a bruised knuckle where he’s getting it treated from the school’s nurse who looks at him like he’s gum under her shoe; a deplored expression filled with annoyance and exasperation.    So sue him. He’s starting to get pissed. This whole communication thing is beginning to majorly suck.   His friends corner him one day after he’s finished one detention. Token, Clyde and Jimmy altogether at his house. He almost slams the door on Clyde’s fingers before Token steps in and almost pushes Craig over, the impact making the door open wide. He flips off Token, to the black boy’s amusement before his friends stroll in – he doesn’t have to be a gracious host if he never asked for it in the first place – where they have plopped themselves on his sofa. Dicks.   “Can I get you something to drink? Water, juice, or get-the-fuck-out-of-my- house?” Craig states with irritation in his vowels.   “I’ll take soda thanks.” Clyde innocently beams as he waves his hands.   “The fuck you will.” Craig mutters, but Token and Jimmy have seemed to made themselves home, and he doesn’t have the energy to deal with kicking all three of them out (seriously he’s been working out, but he’s not that strong).   “So this is an intervention.” Token flatly states.   “I figured.” Craig replies just as blandly.   “D-d-don’t be a sourpuss Craig. You’re acting p-p-p-pretty shitty in school these days.” Jimmy tuts.   “Yeah, dude. It’s not a good look for you. And where’s Tweek off to now? Got some love troubles brewing I reckon, because you’re looking at the Love Guru. Clyde at your service.” Clyde good-naturally winks – except it looks more like he’s having a spasm in his right eye than a smooth wink if Craig is being honest – and taps a fist to his chest.   “Says the virgin.” Craig jabs out.   “Ow. Dude, low blow. And it takes one to know one.” Clyde counters back jokingly.   Craig freezes from the statement. This does not go unnoticed.   “So.” Token starts, “Tweek and you are sleeping together now?”   Craig coughs loudly.   Clyde lets out a low whistle. “Dude. Dude! Is Tweek taking it up the butt now? Is that why he’s always covered in bites?” The brown-haired boy creases his forehead. “I always thought he was being a chew-toy for some dogs, but oh shit, it’s from you.” Clyde accuses by directly pointing at Craig.   “N-n-nice job.” Jimmy congratulates.   Craig gently massages his forehead. “This is not happening.”   “Sorry bro, but it is.” Token responds, “My issue is that there’s something wrong if Tweek is hanging with the girls again.” He folds his arms. “So spill.”   Craig presses his hands further into his face. “It’s none of your business.”   “But Tweek is our friend too, and if his boyfriend,” Clyde tilts his head towards Craig, “is being a bastard, we need to step in and help.”   “You make Tweek sound like he’s unable to speak up for himself.” Craig mutters.   “I’m sure Tweek has no obstacle preventing him from talking, but Craig, man. You aren’t known for dealing well with your feelings.” Token chastises.   “Thanks.” Craig retorts.   “So.” Token repeats. “What’s the problem?”   Craig sighs for the upteempth time but there are the intense stares directed at him which he can’t avoid. Better off to rip the Band-Aid quickly.   “Tweek doesn’t like having sex with me.”   If Clyde had been given his soda, he would have spat it out at this confession. Instead, he chokes on his spit and Token whacks him on the back to stop his friend from dying. Jimmy raises an eyebrow looking very confused and Craig just wants to avoid any human interaction for the rest of his life.   “Well.” Token says when the coughing dies down. “That was unexpected.”   “Are you.” Clyde slowly speaks, “Like impotent or some shit…?”   “God-fucking-damn-it Clyde.” Craig sighs.   “What’s the actual p-p-problem then Craig?” Jimmy intervenes before Clyde and Craig can begin a petty fight.   Craig’s lips are in a permanent scowl but he confesses. “I fucked up with Tweek.”   “How?” Token presses on.    Craig sighs again, closing his eyes, breathing deeply. He cracks one eye open squinting at his eager friends. “It hurt when we tried to fuck. So I stopped, and now Tweek is pissed at me. Or embarrassed. One of them. Maybe both.”   “I mean.” Token waves his hand, “Did you do enough prep for it?”   “What?” Craig flatly asks.   Token clicks his tongue, and his eyes lighten up in recognition. “I’m guessing you didn’t prepare Tweek properly.”   “Prepare what?” Craig responds, getting a little frustrated with the situation.   “Tweek’s backside,” Token says. Pauses. “That sounds fucking weird, don’t make me ever say that again.”   “Y’know since Tweek isn’t a girl and all so he doesn’t get all ready naturally.” Clyde describes all matter-of-factly.   Craig glares at Clyde but he blows a breath. “Yeah, I realized after I fucked up.”   “Dude,” Token conveys with a mixture of amusement and exasperation, “Did you think you could have anal without prepping your partner?”   “N-n-not the best idea.” Jimmy expresses.   Craig groans. “Look I get it. I might have thought Tweek could take me in one go. Apparently not.”   “Wow dude,” Clyde jokes, “Did you go for the goal right off the bat?”   Craig glares even harder at Clyde.   “Oh shit, you really did.” Clyde finally realizes.    “Cool. Now you know what happened. Get off my back.” Craig declares.   “No way.” Token asserts, “We’re going to help you out. We’re your friends.” Token laments, “Even if it’s about you trying to shove your dick into our other friend.”    “B-b-best buds have each other’s back.” Jimmy optimistically adds.   “So,” Token suggests, “Generally for anal, there are a few things to note. Prepping for it requires stretching and a crap-ton of lube. Sometimes, if the genitalia is too big, you could make your way up to getting sex-toys to stretch out the. Anal cavity.” Token delivers with wavering confidence.   “Sex-toys.” Craig voices, the only thing he focused on the spiel.   “Ahuh,” Cylde remarks, “The possibilities are endless, sex-toys to spice up your life. Spice.” Clyde makes some spirit fingers waggling into the air with a wide grin on his face.   “Stop your stupid finger thing.” Craig berates, giving one quick pointed stare and bird to Clyde before returning to Token’s level of gaze. “So stretch beforehand and use a shit-ton of lube.”   Token shrugs. “Pretty much. Now that you’ve been properly educated can youplease stop moping around and talk to your boyfriend. I do not want to get into another fight. Listen I can’t afford any altercations on my Junior record.”   “Rich boy.” Craig quips but it’s in good nature. “Alright, who wants something to drink?”     X     Tweek corners him behind the building. There’s no one around – that will turn out to be a good or bad thing depending on how this confrontation ends – and the silver chained fence that separates the building from the green space of grass and metallic shinning benches has a suffocating silence swept over it. Craig has his hands inserted into his pockets, a blank stare on as he watches how Tweek fidgets with his pale fingers, shaking in the afternoon chill.   “I think we bothknow why we’re here.” Tweek says like he’s a villain from a cheesy Spy movie they’ve both seen late at night, cuddled by warm blankets and the glow of their laptop.   “Tweek you sound like you’re at a Confession.” Craig retorts, equally amused by the sheer stupidity and déjà vu of this exact situation.   “Well, this is partly a Confession, y’know.” Tweek banters back, a weak smile creeping up.   “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” Craig coolly ends with a touch of a smirk to his lips.   Tweek barks out some laughter. It’s small at first, just a chuckle, then some longer ones, and finally he’s heaving. Full-bellied laughs and the excitement is contagious and so even Craig cracks a smile, looking lovingly at his boyfriend.    “Okay, okay. Okay. Okay.” Tweek wheezes out when he stops giggling. “I’m good now.”   “I fucked up.” Craig blurts out. Unexpectedly, but just as sincere. “I’m sorry about not prepping you when we tried to have sex.”   “I know.” Tweek holds up his hand, “I knowyeah. I’ve researched and the girls reassured me.” There’s a tease of a smile painted on his lips “Y’know, the girls were pissed. Super pissed. They threatened to sic Nelly on you.”   “Shit, that would be a pain.” Craig responds.   “Which is why I said no to thatidea. Like—ugh, I would appreciate my boyfriend in one-piece.” Tweek solemnly says.   “I’m sorry about it. I promise to try better next time. If there is a next time.” Craig states. Hesitantly he presses forward. “Am I forgiven?”   Tweek stares at Craig, the corners of his eyes crinkled, with something vulnerable swimming in his green eyes. “Yeah. Yeah, you are.”   “You know.” Craig says blandly, “It’s kind of stupid that the girls are always involved with our problems. Fuck, the entire school seems to be nosy about our private business.”   Tweek looks hesitant, squeezing his hands together and breathing quickly. His voice is high-pitched and strangled. “I mean! Our entire relationship started as a sick fascination between the Asian girls. Does it. Does it seem strange that the tradition—ugh. Is being continued?”   “Maybe not, if you’re being logically consistent.” Craig admits. “But it still feels weird man.”   “Ack! Well Imean. It’s only a small group of girls who know about it. I think. Something about Safe Space.” Tweek assures.   “Still.” Craig snorts. “God it’s a little creepy how much they’ve invested in our love life.”   “Idon’tknow about that.” Tweek retorts. “The girls were really supportive ofme. Like they gave some decent advice—hnng. But I think.” Tweek takes a deep breath looking slightly nervous. “They babied me toomuch. Expecting me to be helpless. And tried to separate us because they thought that you should suffer.” Blond hair is shaken side to side as a resolved expression fills Tweek’s face. “I think after I got over the shock that you weren’t perfect, then I realized that running around in circles didnothing.”   “Of course I’m not perfect,” Craig repeats. Surprise dripping from his words. “I’m far from perfect dude.” Tweek’s expression softens. “I know. I had to realize that. I thought.” He bites his lip. “I always thought you could do no wrong. Because you’re Craig- Motherfucking-Tucker and you don’t give a shit about societal expectations. But deep down, you’re human too. You have feelings, and you make mistakes.” Tweek’s smile is weak but it’s one of the most genuine Craig has ever seen, and something wells inside the taller boy. Something warm and light and his stomach does some flips from his boyfriend’s confession.   “God I fucking love you.” He blurts out like an idiot.   A flush travels from his neck to his face following his words. A similar red is dusted over Tweek who squawks and flails his arms around, jittered from the declaration.   “UM!? I love youtoo???”   Christ.   At least Tweek x Craig are still together.   X   The bus jostles and Craig puts his hand on Tweek’s backpack just to make sure his boyfriend doesn’t accidentally fall over from the skidding brakes. Tweek’s backpack has his thermos, his keys, his phone, tissues and wipes for any situation to occur. Craig has his own bag on, although his own is empty. His own hand is curled around the dangling plastic triangle shape hanging from the ceiling. The public transport is not crowded even though it’s the weekend. It’s a blessing in disguise he thinks. Craig pushes the button and gently ushers his boyfriend to the bus door when they come to their Stop. The cold wind blows on his hair, which is not being protected by his hat for reasons. Undercover reasons.   Tweek is wearing a clean long-sleeved shirt and Craig has done his best to tame his partner’s wild hair. Craig decided on the white shirt with a navy denim jacket combo, trying his best to look older. He sighs, cracks his neck and tightens his grip on his lover’s hand.   The signage is old, tattered even if he wanted to be more poetic. He pushes the door in, hearing the muttered worries of his partner who hastily whispers “We’re going to get caught, Oh God! We’re goingtogetcaught.”   “Shhh, it’s alright. Just act like this is normal.” Craig whispers back.   “What type of normal is going to a sex-shop?!” Tweek all but hysterically cries out but bites his lip when his statement gets into a higher-pitch.   “We’re from South Park, we eat Normal for breakfast.” Craig blandly jokes.   “Well, I rather have coffee instead. Bleh.” Tweek tuts.   Craig doesn’t realize that the two of them have been breezing past the storefront until the arrangements of all the products hits them. Really, really shoves itself in their face. There are rows of carefully arranged toys on one wall, packages printed with naked women, clear small bags filled with cock- rings and other smaller toys. There are selves neatly stacked with boxes of dildos and vibrators and their respective product in front, unpackaged. Another wall is covered in packages of costumes, with scantily-clad individuals posing devilishly. Cartons filled with bottles toting various flavors litter a corner and the rest of the walls have posters of nude individuals posed in provocative situations.   It’s a flood of sin in every speck of the room and Craig feels almost impressed about how much he doesn’t really give a shit about feeling embarrassment.   Tweek on the other hand, is much jumpier. “Oh jeez, what’s happening to that person overthere?” Pointing one finger up to a small print of DvDs set aside in a purple cardboard shelf.   “Think that’s a gangbang.” Craig stiffly answers, eyes roving over the image quickly.   “Oh Christ.” Tweek gasps, his hand over his open-mouth, eyes widened as his gaze focuses on the picture.   “Come on.” Craig tugs his boyfriend further into the shop, sliding towards the aisle hidden away from the register. They haven’t been ambushed by a salesperson yet, but purchasing any goods means that they will eventually have to interact with someone, which is possibly troubling if they get kicked out.   His eyes narrow at the array of choices. “Think we should start small and make our way up.”   “Um—s-sure?” Tweek stammers out, curling his fingers tighter in Craig’s grip. “What shit do we need?”   “Various sex-toys and lube.” Craig drawls, using his free hand to grab the packages to peer at their information written on the boxes. Everything is ridiculously colorful for some bizarre reason. The thick dildos and penis-pumps and anal beads and butt-plugs and vibrators are all neatly arranged like delicate Chinaware and he wants to snort. But its better if they don’t catch any flack from any curious ears, so he returns his attention to analyzing what’s in front of him.   “This one.” He says as he grabs one package of the shelf. “And this one. And that one.” He drops his partner’s hand just so he can hold the products and Tweek twitches, looking at them with an unreadable expression.   “Oh man, oh man. Are these going up my…?”   “Yeah.” Craig flatly replies. “If that’s cool for you?”   Tweek bites his lip, and the action instantly makes Craig interested. Teeth pushing down pink lips in a seductive manner is definitely not appropriate in this scenario. Sure, both of them are in a sex-shop but there are boundaries and rules that exist in this Retail Space.   “Okay.” Tweek softly says, his face drawing back to fix Craig with something coy written over his features. “I hope you treat me well.”   “I sooo will.” Craig responds, cocking his head and gesturing to other areas in the area. “Don’t forget the lube.”   “Hnng—I won’t ever let you. Not with my ass on the line.”   “Literally and figuratively.” Craig deadpans.   Tweek picks out a graciously stockily bottle of water-based lubricant, holding it close to his chest. Craig perks up when he sees thinner containers spouting flavored surprises in cheesy bright blocks of words close to the first product.   “And also these two.” Craig picks up a flavored bottle and one of the packages on the rack next to the carton.    “Oh Gosh. Whatare we going to do with those?” Tweek squeaks out.   “We’ll think of something.” Craig shrugs.   “Sounds scary.” Tweek states.   “I promise to be gentle.” Craig reassures, gently bumping his hip against his boyfriend in a flirtatious manner and Tweek chokes back laughter.   There’s no one else lining up, and the bored sales assistant is absentmindedly at the both of two with an amused expression.   “Just these suga’?” She drawls in a thick-accent.   “Yeah just those.” Craig answers, plopping all the purchases on the counter, and grabs the cash stuck in his pockets.   “That’ll be two-hundred and five dollars and forty-five cents.” She breezes through as she packs everything discreetly in a brown paper bag.   Craig can feel Tweek shake a little, his body pitched against the former’s back. A gasp, maybe at the price, but Craig gives the scrunched up money without missing a beat and she takes it and punches the amount in.   “That’s four dollars and fifty-five cents change.” Plopping the remainder onto Craig’s outstretched hands to which he shoves the coins and notes into his pant’s pocket. “Have a lovely day you two. Enjoy your purchases.”   Tweek quietly squawks and Craig’a mouth quirks up just a tad. Oh, he definitely plans to make the most out of their shopping trip.   He takes the bag, shoves it into his backpack and grabs his boyfriend’s hand. Tweek’s hand is sweaty and warm, but Craig likes the feel of gripping his partner’s hand; it feels safe and familiar and Craig enjoys squeezing and getting squeezed back for reassurance.   They make their way back to a bus stop, and Craig sits on the bench. Tweek sits next to him, clutching his bag with tense fingers.   “Sooo, you good with the stuff at your house?” Craig asks.   “Um—ugh. I guess. Unless the underpants gnomes get to it.” Tweek responds.   “I doubt it, they won’t get into our stash because it’s not underpants.” Craig shrugs.   “Mmm—ack maybe.” Tweek sighs.   The bus pulls up and the two of them stumble on. Tweek’s hand is still sweaty but Craig is fine with it.   It’s warm. Chapter End Notes Big shout-out to my friend/beta, who has been looking over my works. Thanks a bunch girl! ***** Wants ***** Chapter Summary Tweek finds out that Craig is a good Christian boy who says Grace before every meal. Chapter Notes It's been a while. I'm still alive and writing. Somehow. Of course, I say this and then next minute I won't be updating this story until a month later. See the end of the chapter for more notes “I want you to sit on my face.”   Tweek almost falls off his bed, startled by the request. He’s teetering on the edge, gripping the bed sheets in scrunched up fists, looking intensely at Craig.   Said boyfriend looks cool as a cucumber, unruffled by his out-of-nowhere suggestion.   “Whatthefuck?” Tweek shrills but Craig remains unfazed.    “I want you to sit on my face.” The other boy repeats blandly.   Tweek holds up his palm, “I heard you the first time—God. I mean, ugh. Why?”   “I want to eat you out.” Craig shrugs all nonchalantly like he just compared to his desire to explore his boyfriend’s rear end like he was going to consume chilled ice-cream.   “I’m—not a girl!” Tweek replies indignantly, puffing his cheeks cutely.    “I know.” Craig flatly answers, “But you know what I mean.”   Tweek’s fingers fly to his hair, twisting into the flaxen locks. “But! It’s my ass! Isn’t that weird??”   “Nope.” Craig pops the p. “I’m going to be shoving my dick up there, so why not my tongue.”   Tweek shouldn’t find the complete blasé manner in which Craig utters the sinful request as hot, rolling the idea around his mouth like melting candy that lavishes his throat with ghostly tingles, but he does anyway. There might be a minuscule part of him that revels in the attention and the comment devoid of embarrassment, but Tweek likes to think he quells that voice down. Mostly.   “But, having your mouth there…ugh!” Tweek is still hesitant, nerves wracking his body.   “If you’re worried about cleanliness, there’s always douching. We can clean it out before I put my mouth down there.” Craig offers gently, watching his partner’s movements carefully.   “God! Um, I mean. I-I guess that works?” Tweek states, slowly creeping closer to Craig who is sitting on the edge of the bed. “But why all thesudden?”   “I want to taste you.” Craig says all smoothly, but this time the corners of his lips quirk up a little; an indicator that he isn’t completely innocent.   Tweek picks up the nearest pillow and whacks his lover with it. “Dude, not cool!”   Craig takes the feeble blow with a dry laugh, fending off the barrage of pillow attacks, and trying to keep his chortles in-check. Tweek’s jabs slowly lose in their impact from each whack and the blond boy finds himself snickering along and his arms hindered by Craig’s arms.   “Christ, you’re a dick.” Tweek lauds, as he finds his vowels slipping from his mouth. The taller boy’s expression softens with Craig brushing upon the blond’s curls.   “I’m enjoying myself. Aren’t you?” Craig quips.   “Yeah, yeah. Whatever.” Tweek banters back, fidgeting with his fingernails scrapping across his own skin.   “Come on, let’s start.” The raven-head utters pulling his partner up from the bed and Tweek finds himself lurching forward only to be caught in Craig’s embrace. Tweek wipes away an invisible stain on his jeans, toeing his socked feet on the ground and looking nervously around the room.   “So what are you going to do?” Tweek asks carefully, as he watches Craig rummage in the other boy’s bag, pulling some objects out. A red small balloon device that ends with a thin stick captures his attention. Lube gets pulled out, Tweek recognizes it as the water-based bottle they bought at the Sex Shop.   “I’ll be cleaning you out with some water first. It’ll just wash out shit and what not.” Craig says plainly. “Do you want to move to the bathroom for this?” Craig asks and Tweek bites his lip.   “Augh—Okay, I guess. Is it going to get messy?” The two of them move to the bathroom, Craig gathers the materials needed and Tweek treads the ground slowly giving furtive glances to his boyfriend who returns with cool looks of indifference, squatting to the ground.   “Maybe. It’ll be easier for you to expel the liquid at least.” The raven-head answers, uncapping the bottle and letting the solution cover the stick. It glistens now and Tweek looks at it discreetly. It’s a lot thinner than Craig’s own penis, but it’s still going to be something to shove up his butt.   “Alright. Time to undress.” Craig talks and gestures to Tweek’s clothes. The blond boy sighs, but nods. His hands fall to his pants, twiddling with twitchy movements. The material gets tugged down by shaky fingers as Tweek notes Craig’s glances. The heated look makes him shiver, with a hotness blooming in his chest and cheeks as Craig gawks at the slow stripping scene with attentiveness. Black pants being replaced as bare skin shows instead and Tweek can see Craig audibly gulp from the transition. Tweek’s digs into his flesh, his nails leaving dents as he pinches his hips in order to grasp his underwear. It’s plain, just clean white underwear that wraps around crotch and ass but there’s something weighing it down in spirit.   Maybe it’s the held gaze Craig coolly has, directed at memorizing every piece of pale skin. The way that Craig looks from his eyelashes upwards to catch the white underwear slide down. It’s not the first time—not even close to themselves ridding their clothes in front of one and another—and yet a hidden eroticism blankets the room. Tension stings his skin, prickling the senses and Tweek feels the drumming of his heartbeat reverberate in his head. His tongue feels too heavy in his mouth, parched and the texture like sandpaper. Craig stares silently, but Tweek knows that there’s an emotion stirring in those depths of the blue eyes levelling into his existence.   The white fabric flops to the floor, the sound of it thudding in his eardrums. Everything is hypersensitive to his mind; the sudden chill that pricks his legs, the indifferent stare Craig focuses on Tweek’s crotch, the feather-tip touches of the kneeling boy’s fingers across knobby kneecaps sliding upwards and smoothing over the exposed skin. Tweek doesn’t know if he’s breathing, he should be, the way that his brain is still running indicates that there’s a semblance of thought running and he’s still in control of his body.   “Sit on the toilet alright?” Craig says as he taps Tweek’s thighs.   “Should I—uh. Take off my shirt?” Tweek splutters, tugging at the green material.   “No it’s okay, you might get cold. Just hold it up if you think you might get it dirty.” Craig answers, as he gets up and fills the red part of the device with water. “Alright, legs up.”   Tweek sits down on the toilet seat, the ceramic texture is cold against his bare skin and he can’t help but quiver on the support. He leans back, his knees being pulled up as he exposes himself. His ass is out for display, and it’s weird. The sensation of the cool air brushing over his softened penis and his rim. Craig has one hand grasping the apparatus while the other is pumping some clear lube onto his fingers. There’s a lot, covering his bronze digits and it's its tracing the ring of muscle. The coldness hits him for a second, then as the fingers push forward, Tweek can’t help but gasp.   “Are you alright?” Craig queries as he stops in his actions, worried and watching his partner’s eyes.   “Yeah! I-I’m all good.” Tweek buzzes out, biting his bottom lip with nervousness.” It wasjust a new feeling.”   “Alright, I’m going to be squeezing the water in now. After I’m finished, go and release the liquid in the toilet. We’re keep going until you’re clear.” Craig explains.   Water. Right. It’s crisp, the water that gets inserted into his asshole and it’s an even stranger feeling that brings out a raw emotion swirling in this heart. Vulnerability yet mixed with a sweet taste of power from how he looks down to his partner. Craig holds Tweek’s calf with one hand while the other squeezes the device, the red balloon deflating rapidly as the water gets pumped inside the sitting boy. The movement is quick, nothing is spoken in between during this time and Tweek wants to just stare at the ceiling to avoid his boyfriend’s blank expression.   “Alright. Now your turn.” Craig implores.   “Ugh—Yeah okay. My turn.” Tweek stammers. He releases the liquid stored in his rectum and it flows out. It’s not as clear as he hoped it would be, so Craig fills it up again with tap water.   The water is inserted again and Tweeks find it not as scary the second time. He holds it in, as Craig politely avoids Tweek’s burning stare. It’s expelled again, and this time it’s clearer than before. Craig mutters once again just for making sure on the third try, and the device is filled again, inserted, held and then expelled.   “How are we feeling?” Craig gently asks.   “Um? Better I guess?” Tweek replies as he wrings his hands in front of him. “Are you going to go downonme now?”   “Not yet. Shower first.” Craig answers and he starts to strip off his clothes. Tweek unbuttons his shirt and folds it into a neat parcel. Blue clothes being put next to the green shirt. The chullo on top, like a cherry on the peak of the cake.   Hot water cascades on the two of them. Tweek closes his eyes as the water splashes on his face, the enveloping feeling makes him sigh. Craig’s hands are soothing as they run through dripping blond hair, massaging his scalp and Tweek hums a satisfied sound. He can feel Craig’s taller body pressed against his smaller form and it feels nice. Protective, warm and comforting.   “Use some soap to clean yourself, alright babe?” Craig murmurs in the echoing room and Tweek nods, drops of water flying from his face. He grabs his bar of soap and lets it get drenched under the shower-head. He uses it to clean himself, soaping himself up and letting the water run down his legs. Craig takes this time to wash himself, and Tweek finds the action insanely domestic that he can’t help but giggle as drops of water tap his mouth.   “Okay time to get out. The water is going to get cold soon.” Craig declares and Tweek wants to whine but he understands. Staying too long makes his skin pruney and Tweek hates it because he always starts to pick it, and when he does, Craig doesn’t like the way that his partner’s skin is all red and cut.   They dry themselves, using some towels and put on their clothes. Tweek finds himself lethargic but also strangely content. He’s still physically jittery, but there’s also a calming emotion blanketing his mind.     “So, are you going to…?” Tweek trails off.   “Someone’s eager.” Craig jokes.   “ACK! N-not what I meant.” Tweek fires back. “Just because you wanted to so much I thought y’know. You would be jumping on me as soon as possible.”   “Do you want me to jump you?” Craig whispers, grabbing a small towel and rubbing it across blond locks in a haste to make it drier.   “Maybe. I do kinda like it when you’re confident.” Tweek mutters back. Soft like a secret. “When you look at me like you want to devour me, I.” He swallows. “I like it. It makes me feel special—uhh. And not the bad special. The good special.”   “Then I’ll always make sure you feel special.” Craig promises. “Not yet, but we will today. Alright?” And he kisses his mouth against Tweek’s forehead.   They do homework. Tweek with history, Craig with physics. It’s a few hours of just working on scribbling paper with sips of water being shared between them. It’s nice, but really Tweek knows that they’re just pushing the inevitable. He can feel Craig’s hefty stare, and the blond boy chews his pencil in retaliation.     This push and pull the two of them share electrifies the room, Tweek could almost taste Craig’s excitement from across the table; he savors it as heavenly, delicious and yet invisible.   Craig looks at him, with adoration. But also with an animalistic hunger.   “Now?” Craig said huskily.   “Yeah.” Tweek nods, a little too eagerly, his mouth curled as he scrambles onto the bed. He lays down, his nerves flaring up again as he digs his fingers into the sheets. Waiting and stationary for the next move.   “Clothes off again.” Craig mutters, as he opens his bag and grabs something else. It’s the other bottle they bought. The bottle is brightly colored, pink and red with a clear plastic wrapping that has bold white letters decorated over the container.   Tweek shimmies off his pants, tucking it into a pile onto the foot of his bed. His shirt comes off next, and the room is warm enough that he doesn’t shiver; not with the heater giving off its comforting embrace wrapping around his body. Underwear is pulled off again, neatly folded and he has a momentary epiphany about the comment he made with the girls and about his ass. About cannibalism.   He’s hoping Craig doesn’t actually take a bite out of it (he’s rather fond of his ass being intact and working so y’know).  Here’s to new experiences.   “Let me take off my shirt and then I’ll lie down, cool?”   “Yeah, that’s fine—ack!” Tweek kneels on the left part of the bed, legs apart like he’s straddling one of those mechanical bulls he’s seen in the more redneck parts of the town. Not that he would have any experience on those, because really? The movements of the robotic devices scared the shit out of him, and there were so many chances where someone could be thrown off and killed by it. Why did people still ride them anyway???   Life’s mysteries.   Craig is shirtless now, stretching his triceps like he’s going to be doing some exercise. The taller boy’s muscles ripple and strain against the action and God-fucking-damn does Tweek feel his stomach do flips as he focuses his attention on his lover’s torso. Craig wasn’t kidding when he said he started going to the gym. It was evident that his partner was shaping up and it seemed the joke about being held up against a wall was beginning to be less of a humorous suggestion and more like a possible maneuver.   God he hoped it was.   “Alright, time for you to get your ass over here.” Craig calls as he makes himself comfortable with a pillow underneath his head.   “Gah! Are you sure? What if I accidentallyfall and I squish you and you stop breathing because of me, and we need to go to Hells Pass just to revive you and everyone is going to know about what we’re doing and oh Jesus Christ,no one is ever going to let that be forgotten because here lies Craig Tucker, death by asphyxiation by ass an—“   “—Tweek it’s alright. You won’t kill me.” Craig interrupts looking solemn and serious. “And even if you did, I’m fine with going that way.” Tweek screeches, his legs shaking. Craig gestures to his face with one hand and the shorter boy narrows his eyes. “Tweek, seriously it’s fine. We’re just take it slowly.”   “FINE! Fine! Okay—Ugh! I got it.” Tweek huffs out, lifting himself up and awkwardly stands up on his side of the bed, balancing nervously with both feet planted down, before he shuffles over and begins to squat over his partner’s face. “Jesus Christ, I feel stupid.” He shuffles himself over Craig’s torso and movs up to plant his ass just gently against his partner’s collarbones. His boyfriend has his elbows tucked by his sides, and looks upwards silently in thought.   “I’m almost tempted to make some backing truck noises, but nah.” Craig mumbles and Tweek gives a haughty look over his shoulder.   “You’re not making your situationbetter dude.” Tweek pouts. At this point, his ass is hovering directly over Craig’s face and the blond boy could feel warm puffs of air being expelled into his rim. Fuck this was weird.   “Hold on, I’ll open you up first.” Craig’s muffled words rumbles underneath Tweek and the shorter boy blinks rapidly from the statement.   “Uh…?” Tweek trails off, hearing the sound of something being uncapped and the high-pitched squeeze of lube being smeared on fingers. It takes only a few seconds later before the feeling of wet fingers penetrates his ass, shaking Tweek out of his reverie and he holds off a squeak threatening to escape his lips.   “Just to make it easier for my tongue, alright honey?” Craig spoke, as the digits slowly scissored Tweek’s rear end, sloppily wetting the area with the cool liquid. “You ready now?”   “Sure?! I guess. Oh, God what if you hate it? What if you hate me for it??” Tweek quickly fires out.   “First of all, I asked for it. Second, if it tastes like ass, I’m pretty sure I’m at the right place. And thirdly, the lube is flavored so, worse case scenario I’ll just taste artificial cherry.” Craig smoothly answers back, his hands gripping a buttcheek each with his thumbs stretching the entrance. “Bless us, O Lord for thy gifts we receive for this booty. Amen.”   Softly, the blond feels a kiss aimed at his hole, and gentle brushes of Craig’s lips against his rear. Steadily, there is growing pressure of his boyfriend’s mouth against the rim and Tweek heavily swallows as he feels extra wetness spreading across his ass.   Tweek fumbles as Craig’s tongue finally enters his asshole, the feel of a wet muscle straining his intimate area was seriously fucking weird. Dimly, he thinks of what had just occurred. Did Craig just do what he thought he did?   “Did you just say thanks for my ass? Are you actually to eat me?” Tweek screams, a worried sentence that breaks off into garbled moans as the tongue trails around his rim; slathering spit and teasing the anal muscle making Tweek feel himself getting weak. Craig’s tongue changes from a flat sensation flickering the rim to probing inside, and Tweek couldn’t help but shake and tremble, words leaving his mouth in breathless rants. “Oh God, um, Jesus. I-I, shit. Ack, I can’t.”   He scrunches his fist into his mouth, the torment of what is occurring underneath making him dizzy and delirious.  He feels a pause as Craig leaves his ministrations, softened words piercing the silence as Tweek whines.   “Come on babe. I want to hear you.”   Tweek clears his throat, all clogged up from spit as he nods. “I will, I will. Just, please get back to what you were doing before. Please.”   He is pretty sure he can feel Craig’s mouth curling into a smirk underneath, but his boyfriend says nothing and the taller boy resumes, tongue teasing and twisting inside Tweek. Moans, low and high-pitched, spills out of his mouth which could not be contained as he writhes and pushes his knees deeper into the bed, his toes curling up as Craig continues his messy tirade.   “Craig, OhGodohgodohgod.” Tweek mumbles out in sweet agony. “Please, for all that is Good and Holy, fucking touch me.”   “Ask and ye shall receive.” Craig’s muffled comment made Tweek twitch. He feels the soft wetness of the tongue move as the other boy lifts the shorter boy up a little and now kitten licks get directed at his hanging balls.   “Oh. Oh! That feels really nice. Oh my God.” Tweek rambles as he feels Craig touch his hard-on, rubbing his lubed up fingers across his erection. When did that happen?   “You’re so pliant under me.” Craig mutters underneath, “Fuck, I love how vocal you are.”   “I wanto come. Can I? Please Craig, please!” Tweek almost sobs out as he feels his lover lightly laugh from the request.   “Of course.” Craig’s grip on the sobbing boy’s prick quickens in pumps and with the treatment to his rear, Tweek feels his orgasm overwhelm him in an instant. With a shout he ejaculates into his boyfriend’s hand. Panting from the experience, his limbs feels heavy as he rolls over to lie on the bed, the wind knocked-out of him.   “I think you ruined me.” Tweek says as he closes his eyes. He hears the chuckle escape Craig’s mouth. An amused snort echoed in the room as the bed creaks when the other boy stretches and stands up. Tweek hears a jumbled mess of ‘And who was saying that it would turn out bad’ come from his boyfriend’s mouth but the blond boy is too tired to sass back.   “I’ll be at the bathroom. Give me a second.”   “Be back soon.” Tweek mumbles under his breath.   “I will. Don’t worry.” Craig states, looking pensively at his partner drifting off. “Hey maybe next time I can felch you.   “OhmyGod!”  X   It always seemed strange when everyone in the year was huddled in their school’s auditorium. Sure, it was normal during Elementary School but people grew up taller and wider and seats often didn’t change in width.   Tweek was getting so major flashbacks to the huddled mess of Elementary assemblies, but at least the construction of the High School was larger. Relatively.   “Alright listen girls, boys.” Principal Elizabeth spoke into her microphone. “I have some good news and bad news.” Her lips thinned, “I’ve decided to explain the good news first, because you can’t have happiness without some sadness.”   Craig nudged his shoulder just as Tweek felt himself nod off. It had been a rough night, with an English paper due yesterday that he had stayed up all night finishing, making sure things were correctly formatted and actually answering the question. That and he was helping Craig with brainstorming the points for his essay as well. Multi-tasking; writing while he was drinking coffee like his life depended on it.      Not that was too different from his usual school stress. Except that Tweek was not going to let Craig lose easy marks. The Denver Dream was something that he supported, and he was going to try his damnest to be a great boyfriend and make sure that Craig would be able to apply for a scholarship to make his college life smoother. His boyfriend deserved it completely and Tweek would make sure that Craig would learn all the necessary quotes like the back of his hand by the time finals rolled over.   “The good news is that Junior Prom will be occurring sometime in the next few months.” Principal Elizabeth gently delivered.   The wave of students broke into instant chatter but the Principal waved her hands interrupting with a screeching sound of the microphone squealing, “—If we manage to raise the needed money to fund it. Because there have been some cuts to our school budget and it is with great concern that we may not be able to run if our financial goal is not met. That is the bad news.”   “Oh jeez, what the hell?” Tweek muttered as Craig looked blankly at the rest of the student’s horrified faces.   “So what are we supposed to do?” Tweek heard a voice raise above the ruckus, and Tweek perked his head as he recognized it to be Kyle’s. The miffed teen was looking very tight-lipped and cross as he directed his question at the adult in the room.   “There is the option for a Fundraiser to acquire the necessary funds.” Principal Elizabeth answered. “The Student Assembly can decide on how it can be set-up and if successful, Junior Prom would run as it should.”   Craig mumbled something under his breath, something suspiciously like ‘getting us to do all the dirty work of course, fucking dipshits’ but Tweek ignored it, being more interested to observe how everyone looked horrified at the prospect of cancelling Junior Prom.   “Maybe you could do a cake-sale or something of that sorts. An organic market supported by students to encourage small-business explorations against big Corporation domination.” The headmaster suggested casually.   The row in front of Tweek turned around to face him, and so did the one ahead, the other beyond on that as well.   “What?! Why iseveryone looking at me??” Tweek screamed as multiple eyes landed on him, piercing into his eyes and draining his soul with every expectant stare.   “Well shit.” Craig plainly said.   X   There’s flour everywhere. No, scratch that. There’s just a lot of flour on him. When Tweek gives a cursory peek from his mixing bowl, he sees how the white dust has been unceremoniously splattered on his hair—at least according to a quick glance at his reflection from the metal bowl, his apron (that he borrowed from Token), his green sleeves which had been rolled up and on his shoes as well. He’s pretty sure he looks like a right mess, but again, not too far from the usual.   “I think the next batch is ready to be decorated.” Token injects, flour-less as Tweek shakes his head from his thoughts.   “Uh! Y-yeah! Alright, take them out fromtheoven, and get started on that.” Tweek squeaks out, giving a careful look at the warm glow from the oven with stacks of baked goods having just finished being raised into a crisp golden brown color.   “Aye Aye.” Clyde mockingly salutes, but it’s in good will, as he sends a smile to accompany the gesture. “What flavor are we doing for these ones?”   “Mint! Thatone is the mint batch. There’s some silver edible balls and wecanuse the sugar flowers for some extra—nng c-color.” Tweek delegates as he throws his arms up to point at the needed icing and delicious decorations that will be used for the cupcake batch.   “I’m done with the c-c-c-c-cookie cutter, should we put the next ones in now?” Jimmy asks from the other side of the room on the kitchen table, projecting his voice over the sound of the shrill of the oven opening.   “Sure—Ack. Yeah. Put them on the tray, butoil it up first. And don’t forget the sheet.” Tweek answers.   “That’s what she said.” Clyde snorts and Token shakes his head from exasperation, having been right next to the former when the joke had been uttered.   “Terrible.” Craig chides in a monotone voice.   “Well I’m sorry, Dad,that my humor doesn’t live up to your expectations.” Clyde scoffs good-heartily.   Tweek almost spills the mixture that he’s gripping, his hands tightly wrapped around the wooden spoon he’s been using to tend to the dough. “What!!” He loudly intervenes, giving a wide-eyed expression to the brown-haired boy.   “Don’t you think guys agree that this is super domestic and shit?” Clyde smirks, as he waves the icing bag dangerously around and Tweek frantically follows it with his eyes to make sure Clyde doesn’t accidentally squeeze the poor bag. His words soften. “With like a Mom and Dad scenario and the kids helping out.”   “Less yapping, more icing. Also watch where you’re throwing your icing bag.” Craig clicks his tongue in annoyance.   “Whatever.” Clyde pouts, but there’s an edge to his words as he grumbles to himself. “I hope the stick up your ass gets removed for Tweek’s—“   “We are not talking about dicks while we’re in my kitchen. This is a pure space, for food.” Token hurriedly states as he squints at Clyde’s darkened mood.   “No promises.” Clyde replies in a forced sing-song tone, and Tweek rolls his eyes.   He returns back to his mixing, seeing how the flour, milk, sugar, yeast and vanilla extract blend together into a smooth texture. Satisfied, he takes out the cupcake tray and scoops a generous amount of the goop with his spoon and plops it into each hole until the bowl is scrapped with only thin residue left.   “After Jimmy’s cookies are done, these willbegoinginext.” He says to Craig who wordlessly takes the container and places it on the surface next to the oven for queuing.   “Uh, where do you keep your jam?” Tweek questions.   “Up there, the cupboard next to the microwave.” Token answers as he raises his head to gesture at the place.   “Ugh—t-thanks.” Tweek replies, knowing that there’s no way he’ll be able to reach it. He tries anyway, on his top-toes reaching with his hand, straining his arm. Suddenly, he feels himself get lifted up, with arms wrapped around his torso as he his body get boosted. He looks behind his shoulder and Craig stares back at him, giving a blank stare with only a quirked eyebrow as a response. Tweek huffs back, but opens the cupboard and takes out the jar with the strawberry jam that he wanted.   Tweek comes back to the ground, his feet firmly planted on the stable ground, and he grips the glass jar. He also nearly drops it when Craig pats his ass.   They’ve been at it the whole day. They meaning Craig and the guys, with everyone chipping in their time to produce enough baked goods for the Fundraiser Fair tomorrow. It seemed to be universally accepted that Tweek was going to be in charge of making enough pastries to sell so that the class could raise the money for Junior Prom. Because the school was cheap like that. Assholes.   Already they had quite a lot of boxes finished with scrumptious looking goodies baked, decorated lovingly and topped off with tiny adorable sugary goodness. Tweek was half expecting the town to get diabetic with just the sheer amount of sugar that these things had.   God, he hopes he doesn’t kill anyone from how disgustingly drenched in sugar his baked good became.   Although, there is also a section he decided on creating sugar-free stock, which had to look online for various recipes because people nowadays were interested in cutting sugar from their diets and Tweek realized he had to adapt or perish. Sort of.   He knows that there’s a market for sugar-free goods. Wasn’t Kyle diabetic? Tweek scrunches his nose up in thought. Yeah, he was pretty sure he witnessed Kyle use an insulin pen. Or was it Stan that administrated it? Tweek couldn’t remember properly, but whether Kyle used it himself or got his best friend—or uh, was it boyfriend, he didn’t know, they seemed like they could, but again, he wasn’t sure if they were?   Anyway. Market. Like what his Dad used to say, “the Customer is always right until they’re not”, which from some careful reflection didn’t really make sense, because, what did that mean??   Something about supplying the demand for what the people want, he thinks Craig explained it once, when they were watching something about the impact of capitalistic consumption.   Something bumps into him, and he blinks rapidly, his thoughts vanished.   “Are you alright?” Craig asks softly, his eyes holding concern as he looks at Tweek. “You were looking into the distance for a while.”   “Y-yeah. I’m fine. Just thinking.” Tweek answers, sweeping his hands into his hair absentmindedly. Oh, that’s probably how he got flour there.   “Do you need some coffee? We can use Token’s coffee machine.” Craig asserts confidently.   “Uh, do you think he’ll mind?” Tweek challenges a little more cautious.   “No.” Craig says strongly. “Friends help each other out.”   Tweek observes Clyde and Token still deeply invested adorning the cupcakes. Jimmy stands next to them, as the three of them joke and chit-chat. Token’s shakes powdered sugar on a previously cooked batch of cookies; gingerbread men, women and children with pastel buttons on their torso and white iced smiles. Clyde’s humming a tune—Tweek thinks its All Star, while spreading bright green cream onto the bare cupcakes with garnish of rainbow sprinkles. Jimmy places the finished delicacies into the cake-boxes that they’ve prepared to transport them for tomorrow. Token had said he would get it driven over which is why they decided to keeping the treats at his house. That, and his kitchen is massive. There’s the sun shining through the window door to the garden, and the aroma of freshly baked goodies drenching the air.   “Why did the ch-ch-chi—chicken cross the road?” Jimmy asks.   “Dunno, there’s a ton of different answers to that set-up.” Clyde answers back, half-intrigued by his friend’s joke. “Which one is it going to be?”   “Because he was disabled.” Jimmy croons back.   Token doesn’t seem to look up, not when Tweek walks to the coffee machine and starts the machine. Not when he makes the coffee, and he sips at it. The burning feeling giving him the energy that flows throughout his body.   “Better honey?” Craig asks, rubbing his hand against Tweek’s arm.   “Mmmm, y-yeah? I’m better.” Tweek nods, but he fidgets when his boyfriend spreads the flour powdered on the blond boy onto himself. “You’re going to get dirty from alltheflour on me—ugh.”   “I don’t care.” Craig casually indicates with indifference. “Getting dirty with you is okay with me.”   Oh, okay. Tweek swallows the warm liquid in his mouth, and he flushes from the implication that Craig drops. He lifts his head and his eyes catch Craig using one finger to scoop at the cupcake containers and takes a flick of the uncooked dough.     “Hey—UH! Don’t you dare..!” Tweek admonishes as he widens his eyes.   “Oops?” Craig licks the dollop of batter without battering an eye, sinking it into his mouth and leaving a silvery trail of spit between his finger and his mouth.   “Now you’re going to die from bacteria! Oh God, we’re going to need to send you to the hospital and, and—“   “I’ve eaten worse.” Craig answers smoothly, almost mischievous in his gaze as he ghosts his breath over Tweek’s mouth.   “Oh eew, I think Mom and Dad are flirting over there.” Clyde intones with farce annoyance.   “Both of you please keep your dicks in your pants.” Token tuts, resting his icing bag on the table. “Remember, Kitchen. I eat here.”   “T-t-t-t-technically that would be eating too. Just not what yours are like.” Jimmy drops his infamous one-liners.   Jimmy gives a sly smile. Clyde chuckles. Token sighs. Tweek squeaks. Craig shrugs.   “Jimmy. Stop it. I’m going to look at breakfast differently now.” Token groans.   Tweek yelps, avoiding his gaze from Craig’s heated stare. Craig hums, seemingly content, wrapping his hand around Tweek’s and giving a quick squeeze.   “Aww look at how cute they are. I’m going to puke from how sweet you guys are.” Clyde mimes gagging and Token laughs.   “Fine. I’ll agree with that. They are cute.”   “I bet that the two of them will be P-p-p-p-prom Emperor and Overlord.” Jimmy frowns, “That’s not as catchy anymore.”   “I’m sure they would change it up.” Token explains, “As long as we manage to make enough for it run.”   “Alright, I think we’re done with this batch. The cookies are nearly cooked. And there’s one more cupcake batch and we should be done.” Craig intervenes, moving everyone back on track.   “Oh good finally.” Cylde pumps his fist into the air. “I can’t wait to eat my payment for helping out.”   “And here I thought you were here for being a bro.” Token muses, finishing the last pinch of the minty flavor on the final cupcake in front of him with a flourish.   “That too.” Clyde smirks, plucking a silverball and plopping in his mouth, chewing the sugar ball and crunching the sweet with a wide grin.   “Good food, better co-co-co-co-company.” Jimmy wisecracks as he changes the tray inside the oven and swaps it for the unbaked containers.   “Nearly done.” Craig murmurs into Tweek’s ear, “Once we’re done, you want to have dinner at my place?”   “Yes. I’ll like that.” Tweek gently beams, the blond boy’s spirts lifted as Craig seems pleased by his boyfriend’s answer.   The time passes quickly. He’s having fun with everyone, as they all help him out with the task-at-hand. The baked goods are kept at Token’s place, neatly wrapped in white cardboard boxes with a ribbon keeping everything in-tact. They made a lot. Like, really a lot.   Well, better for the school right?   He’s currently in Craig’s bathroom, staring at himself in the mirror. There’s spots of flour scattered everywhere, and he wipes a wet towel over his exposed skin. As he observes his appearance, he nods before dropping into the shower for a quick wash. Then finishing as he comes out, squeaky-clean. His skin is a little pink now, from how he’s scrubbed to get rid of the flour. His flesh feels hot, from the water from the showerhead, and his stomach rumbles. Food. Dinner would be good. Especially after constantly smelling baked goodies for the whole day. There’s an appetite somewhere.   “I’ll go wash your clothes, that cool?” Craig pokes his head into the room, and Tweek cocks his head, nodding.   “Y-yeah, that’s fine!” Tweek huffs out, passing his flour-stricken clothes to his boyfriend.   “Thanks.” Craig smirks, and replaces Tweek’s replacement clothes with a blue long-sleeved shirt and gray sweatpants.   The clothes are a little bigger, which makes sense, since they are Craig’s. The sleeves fall pass his hands, and he has to fold them up until they’re around his elbows. The sweatpants are comfortable at least, and he can move around easily enough.   He stumbles down the stairs, and dinner is already set up with the plates, knifes and forks and glasses neatly arranged, and a seat is empty. Tweek guesses it’s his place. He sits down, clasping his hands together. Craig’s dad begins to say Grace, and Tweek has to keep his head down, his cheeks burning as his boyfriend’s snickers.   “Amen.” Everyone choruses. And they start to eat.   He scoops some peas onto his plate, water is poured into his glass and he stabs at the vegetables with shaky hands. The carrots are steamed, and he grabs a few, poking at them before he takes a bite out of the orange stuff. Chewing, and swallowing and sending it down with some water.   It’s not bad. It’s been a while since he’s eaten. And food is technically important.   “So, how was your day Tweek?” Craig’s mom politely questions, holding her utensils against her plate.   “F-fine—urk! We were baking today, f-for the Fundraiser tomorrow.” Tweek comments. “Thanks for letting me use your bathroom—ack. I-I appreciate it!”   “It’s quite alright. Cleaning yourself up is not a big problem.” Criag’s mom conveys.   “I just got dirty from today’s activities.” Tweek expresses. Tricia coughs, sending a shit-eating grin to the blond. “Dirty from baking! Of course, nothing else!”   Craig flips his sister off instinctually, and Tricia responds with her own bird.   “Sureee.” Tricia enunciates, mumbling under her breath just shy of being loud enough for Craig’s parents to hear. “Just good wholesome baking. No buns in the oven happening at all.”   Tweek chokes on his peas.   Chapter End Notes Craig Tucker eats ass. Pass it on. Find me on tumblr: frostonthetips I'm currently posting my art on it, and if you want to drop in and say Hi that would be fantastic too! End Notes Leave a comment if you're enjoying the premise or have any ideas you might want to see occur! Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!