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works/2824931.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      弱虫ペダル_|_Yowamushi_Pedal
  Relationship:
      Arakita_Yasutomo/Toudou_Jinpachi
  Character:
      Arakita_Yasutomo, Toudou_Jinpachi
  Additional Tags:
      toudou_dressed_as_a_slutty_reindeer_wow, Anal_Sex, Rimming
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-12-22 Words: 1894
****** To Dash Debonair ******
by orphan_account
Summary
     Arakita has to study for his math final and Toudou is wearing a
     slutty reindeer costume that's probably illegal in like 10 countries.
Notes
     I can't believe in 24 hours I've posted 2 fics. Well Merry Christmas
     HAH...
     I know mellyface legitimately creams her pants over AraTou so this is
     extra Merry Christmas to her ^w^
See the end of the work for more notes
"Arakita!" Toudou barges into the room and Arakita jumps at his desk. Arakita
glances at him annoyed but sees that Toudou is wearing a ridiculously scanty
reindeer(?) costume that consists of a furry tank top and shorts, with cheap
little antlers and ears attached to a headband sitting on his head. There's a
choker with a bell around his neck and he's got on these really hideous furry
legwarmers. Arakita thinks he looks atrocious.
"What the fuck," Arakita says, "I'd laugh at you if I wasn't trying to study my
ass off right now." It was shitty that he still had a final exam tomorrow and
everyone else's finals were already over.

"Oh why don't you just accept I look hot," Toudou scoffs and waltzes in.
Arakita sees he has a tail on his shorts too. What the actual fuck.

"Go be a freaky moose somewhere else, I can't bomb this exam tomorrow," Arakita
says and has to tear his eyes away from Toudou to go back to his math notes.

"I'm a reindeer! I'm wearing this 'cause of wooork," Toudou says pridefully and
crosses his arms even though Arakita's not looking at him, "I told you right?
That I'm working at the Christmas display at the mall."

"Only like a hundred goddamn times," Arakita mumbles and rereads the same lines
of math about three times over without retaining any information, "They should
arrest you for public indecency. It's like I can see all the way up your ass in
that."

Toudou covers his butt and makes an offended noise, "Arakita! How rude! I'll
have you know I got compliments from a lot of people!"

Arakita finally looks up from his notes at Toudou and tries not to make it
obvious he's eyeing him up and down, "Yeah? Perverted old men?"

Toudou's face scrunches and he hesitates for a beat, making it obvious
Arakita's right. He stammers, "W-well, they were old men with good taste."

"Sure," Arakita says, chewing his pencil. Arakita's eyes linger a little too
long at Toudou's bare legs and he can't deny that these old men certainly did
have good taste.

Toudou falls back on Arakita's bed, his bell jingling, and sighs. Arakita knows
the job is probably actually pretty tiring, especially with Toudou's amount of
energy that he radiates 24/7, but he wants to be a dick anyway.

"Oi, don't fall asleep here or I'll kick your ass."

Toudou turns onto his side so he's facing Arakita at his desk, his eyelids are
lowered, "Would you really? Beat me up? Would you eat me?"

Arakita turns back to his math to feign nonchalance. 

He says, "Wolves do eat reindeers."

"Maybe you should eat me," Toudou says and his voice is taking on a different
tone, he drapes his arm across his forehead dramatically, "Oh it's no use
running away, I guess I'm doomed."

Arakita's dick is getting hard in his pants and he's so mad because he
shouldn't be this aroused by Toudou in a shitty reindeer costume. He gets up
from his desk and looks at Toudou lying on his bed still looking like he's
auditioning for Shakespeare.

"Oh someone save me," Toudou says but it's low and he's smiling a little as he
watches Arakita move towards him. Arakita sometimes thinks Toudou awakens the
weirdest kinks inside him.

Arakita gets on the bed and is looming over Toudou in no time, pinning both his
wrists. He kisses him, tastes his strawberry lipgloss, and one of his antlers
bump against Arakita's head.

"Gonna eat you," Arakita says lowly when he breaks the kiss and licks his lips.
Toudou's half lidded eyes are bright with anticipation. 

Arakita leans down to suck hard on Toudou's collarbone and areas of his neck
where the choker doesn't cover. Toudou cranes his head in the other direction
to give him better access and the bell jingles. Arakita breathes hot and hard
against his skin and can smell his shampoo.

Toudou gasps when he starts pushing up the thin fabric of his furry top to
expose his pink nipples. He pinches them while making hickeys and Toudou
groans.

Arakita nips at Toudou's skin as he moves downwards, making little whimpers
fall from Toudou's mouth until Arakita's sucking on a nipple. At this point
Arakita is palming at the bulge in Toudou's furry shorts and Toudou bites his
knuckle.

"Arakita," he gasps through his teeth and knuckle as Arakita palms at him
really hard like he's trying to make him fucking come just from that.

Arakita's mouth leaves his nipple and it feels cold and neglected for a moment
until Arakita suddenly grabs him and flips him, making his bell jingle again.

Toudou feels kind of hot since he knows his ass looks seriously good in these
shorts, especially with the tail on top of it all. But Arakita only stares for
a moment before he yanks them down.

"Hey! You can't appreciate how cute my butt looks in these shorts a little
more?" Toudou complains, trying to look back at Arakita past his bare ass.

"You weren't wearing anything under them," Arakita voices out loud, baring his
teeth in a grin, "You're even a fucking slut at work, huh."

Toudou pouts, "I don't want a panty line," is his weak reason.

Arakita smirks and pinches his ass cheek and then grabs Toudou's hips to pull
him so he's on his knees with his ass up. Toudou's eyes darken and wishes he
still had a tail to wiggle at Arakita in anticipation.

Toudou's about to ask Arakita to get the lube when he feels a hot wetness
between his cheeks and holy shit it's Arakita's tongue.

"Arakita!" Toudou yelps, and doesn't realize his hands are balled up in the
sheets as Arakita licks at his hole. He shivers and shuts his eyes, "Eat me,
eat me."

Arakita grabs Toudou's ass cheeks to part them further and for some reason
Toudou is just now starting to blush and feel embarrassed. Arakita's being so
lewd.

Toudou moans loud when Arakita breaches the ring of muscle with his tongue.
"Fuck!", he yells and bites his hand. Arakita's tongue is so good at his hole
and he always forgets this.

Soon he's gasping, "I'm so hard," as Arakita dives his tongue inside him, "Fuck
me already."

Immediately Arakita's tongue is gone and he hears him sneer, "Fucking slut."

But the dip in the bed disappears as Arakita gets off to retrieve lube from his
shelf. Toudou lays there with his shorts around his knees and ass up and his
hole pink and wet. Arakita licks his lips at the sight and really does want to
eat him.

Arakita comes back and undoes his pants. His dick is ridiculously hard as he
squirts lube into his hand and coats himself with it. As he does he starts to
hear something.

Toudou is humming a Christmas carol against the pillow and Arakita has to look
up at him.

"What thefuck," Arakita says, stroking the lube around his dick, "Don't do that
when I'm about to fuck you in the ass."

Toudou looks back at him a little apologetically but his tongue sticking out
makes him look like an imp, "Sorry, they get stuck in my head from work."

Arakita blinks and thinks he's crazy that of all people to have relations with
he chooses this guy. This guy who wants to fuck while dressed as a slutty
reindeer, who hums Christmas carols when he's about to be fucked, and looks
cute as hell doing it. But Arakita wouldn't admit that.

He positions his dick at Toudou's entrance and pushes forward. Toudou groans
out loud and Arakita pauses when the head is inside him so Toudou can get used
to it, but Toudou just pushes backwards and takes more of it.

"Ahn, Arakita," Toudou gasps as Arakita watches him take it to the hilt on his
own and Arakita feels like he needs to start moving before Toudou starts
impaling himself on his dick by himself.

Arakita grabs Toudou's hips and draws back, then slams back into him. Toudou
moans loud as Arakita starts fucking him. The movement keeps making Toudou's
bell jingle.

"You're so goddamn eager," Arakita says above Toudou's relentless string of
pornstar noises, "I always forget how much of a serious fucking slut you are."

Toudou can never be quiet, even in bed. He's so loud too and Arakita is pretty
sure the kid in the room next to his can hear them fucking just because of
Toudou. Toudou's noises are high pitched and intermingled with gibberish
remniscent of "ah yeah" and "fuck me".

And of course Arakita's name. Arakita loves that the most. When he fucks him,
Arakita only groans and dirty talks the fuck out of Toudou, but sometimes he
says Toudou's name too.

Arakita makes sure the sound of their skin slapping against each other isn't
drowned out by Toudou's noises. He knows Toudou gets one hell of a rush from
the actual sound of their fucking and Arakita does too.

Arakita watches his dick thrusting into Toudou's pink tightness over and over
and Arakita can't believe how fucking hot Toudou is.

"Oh god it feels so good- oh god! Arakita!" Toudou starts gasping louder. When
he starts getting loud like that, Arakita knows to reach down to start pumping
Toudou's dick.

"Fuckfuckfuck", Toudou sobs and squirms from the sudden sensation and buries
his face into the pillow and thank god because his noises are getting really
intense. His ass clenches around Arakita's dick and he freezes up.

It's kind of weird when Toudou comes, because he's always completely quiet in a
silent scream.

Arakita jerks his dick quick and hard and Toudou's cum spills into his hand all
hot and sticky. Toudou convulses around his dick and Arakita suddenly shouts
and is coming inside his ass too.

It's only a moment after that that Toudou is gasping loudly from his climax and
shaking. Arakita pulls out and Toudou collapses, breathing hard and his bell
finally stops moving.

Arakita lies down next to Toudou in the space he isn't hogging up on the small
dorm bed.

"How was that? Shit, I could've been studying this whole time," Arakita says
breathily and looks at Toudou like no way in hell would he have ever passed
this up for studying on any planet.

Toudou is still breathing hard when he looks at Arakita and smiles all cute and
Arakita wishes he didn't love everything about him so much. Arakita's self-
conscious that his affection is about to show through so he grabs Toudou's
headband by the antler and throws it across the room, "Take that shit off."

"Hey!" Toudou protests, and pouts at Arakita, "You know you love that thing on
me."

Arakita sneers but says, "Maybe."

They're quiet for a moment and Arakita is starting to think about going back to
his math again when Toudou starts humming his fucking Christmas carol again.

"God fucking dammit," Arakita says exasperatedly, but hesitantly moves to kiss
Toudou on the cheek and he immediately regrets it when Toudou looks at him with
his eyes sparkling.

"Arakita, you do like the song!"

"What!? That's not why I fucking did that- jesus christ!" Arakita sputters, but
Toudou's already grabbing Arakita's phone from the sidetable drawer to set it
as his ringtone.

End Notes
     Happy holidays hope you all indulge in a lot of quality bike porn
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