Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/5444693. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: Gravity_Falls Relationship: Bill_Cipher/Dipper_Pines Character: Bill_Cipher, Dipper_Pines, Tad_Strange_(briefly), Mable_Pines_ (Mentioned), Pacifica_Northwest_(mentioned) Additional Tags: PWP, Debateable_Dub-con, "Strangers_at_a_Party"_AU, "Something_Made_Them Do_It"_Trope, Blow_Job, Facials, Frottage_(I_may_be_using_that_word wrong), Public_Sex, Dipper_is_fifteen, Bill_is_in_his_twenties, I_don't give_a_lot_of_context_for_this, But_it's_porn_so_it_doesn't_really_need it, Tad_shows_up_at_the_end_to_chew_Bill_out, because_it_amused_me, He disapproves_of_Dipper's_age, Dipper_is_drugged_in_this, although_I_don't mention_it_outright, Imaginary_Aphrodisiac_Drug, Drug-Induced_Sex, I don't_actually_name_Bill_until_the_very_end, so_I_guess_this_also_counts as_anonymous_sex, So_many_cliches, Pretty_sure_I_emptied_the_cliche bucket_on_this_one, I'll_figure_this_whole_"pacing"_thing_out_eventually Series: Part 3 of Porn_for_Porn's_Sake Stats: Published: 2015-12-17 Words: 5912 ****** Till Morning is Nigh ****** by a_noni_mouse_(Blargnaught) Summary "Dipper glanced up at the man's face and met his eyes; He was watching him with an intensity that made Dipper whimper. His cheeks were flushed a bright pink, his lips moving as he continued to speak, a litany of praise and filthy promises that made Dipper's stomach turn with lust and excitement." Dipper goes to one of the Northwest's Christmas parties, and winds up enjoying himself more than he initially expected. Written for #100 from the 100 Sexual Themes List. Notes I can't A) write blow jobs. B) Write dialogue/Dirty talk/fluff scenes before and after sex to save my life. C) Depict real people emotions (they're hard) or D) Write. But hey, here you go anyway. And besides all of that, I'm actually pretty proud of this one! It turned out only a little bit shy of the word count I was aiming for, and I don't feel like it's nearly as bad as some of the other ones I've written. Improvement! This was written for #100 from the 100 sexual themes list: Sex Pollen/Aphrodisiac/Aliens made Them Do It, although I never actually state in the fic that that is what is going on. Well, not outright anyway. I should probably edit this some more but honestly I'm kind of sick of looking at it. I'll be embarrassed in the morning. Until then, if you guys see anything that sounds odd/needs fixing/is spelled wrong/ doesn't grammar, let me know. Knowing is half the battle, and practice is the other half. Enjoy! Additional Note: This has an...add on? Not really a sequel, more like an "after the party from Bill's POV." I started it almost immediately after finishing this, but it's only about 60% completed (because I am slow and have a short attention span), but if you want to read that 60-ish%, its on my Dreamwidth. https://rainydaypuddle.dreamwidth.org/ It's #37. Parties at Northwest Manor were always something of a spectacle, but this one was about as over the top and pretentious as a party could be out in the middle of nowhere: Garlands covered almost every surface, speckled with colorful little bulbs and delicate crystal ornaments etched with designer names. The enormous ballroom was practically dripping with tinsel and holly and fresh, live evergreen boughs. There were no less than eight fully decorated, twelve foot Christmas trees tastefully positioned in the front hall and the ballroom. Women in colorful party dresses and men in somber tuxedos clustered around the floor in groups or danced to live orchestral renditions of popular Christmas carols, and an entire wall had been taken over by a buffet of roast meats, pies and Christmas candies and cookies. All in all, it looked like Santa's workshop and a Christmas tree farm had had a baby, and that baby had thrown up on everything. Everything. Dipper was trying very hard not to be impressed. He hadn't wanted to come in the first place, trusting neither Pacifica nor her parents after the last time he had been invited over, but Mable had never been able to resist a party and she had refused to go without her twin. They had fought about it, but at the end of the day the invitation had been addressed to him and his plus one, and so rather than risk his sister's tears he found himself stuffed inside of an uncomfortably stiff, cheap suit and shoved into their Great Uncle's old car. Pacifica hadn't been anywhere in sight when they had arrived. Dipper was disappointed, but not really surprised; He had been on almost-friendly terms with her for years, but any potential friendship he might have had with her was spoiled by her continued distaste for his sister, and with Mable at his side Pacifica was sure to stay as far away as she could. Not that Mable actually stayed with him for very long: his dark mood hadn't jived very well with her festive cheer, and she had run off immediately to flirt with some immaculately dressed socialite, leaving Dipper to loiter awkwardly in the corner with a glass of champagne that he was still far to young to legally drink and a dark, sulky feeling sitting heavily in the pit of his stomach. And that was probably how he would have spent the entirety of the party if it hadn't been for The Man. He was only a little taller than Dipper with short blond curls and a suit that had obviously been made to fit the curves of his body like a very expensive glove. He had a clean shaven, clever face with high cheek bones, a thin mouth and eyes so blue Dipper could see their color from several feet away. He flitted from group to group, occasionally dancing but usually chatting, shaking hands, kissing knuckles and generally leaving trails of blushing, tittering people in his wake. Dipper found himself following the man with his eyes first, watching him for a little bit of entertainment on an otherwise super dull night. When the man moved on to a group of people just out of Dipper's line of sight, Dipper moved along the wall until he could see him again. He wasn't the only one doing so -- the man looked like the kind of guy who liked to be the life of the party, and he was certainly making waves. Eyes followed every move he made, envious, admiring, amused, bored and lustful. He spoke with wide, sweeping gestures and his laugh carried through the room, even over the music. After a while people began to gravitate towards him until he had amassed a decently sized following of people. Dipper kept the man in sight, but kept his distance, not wanting to get tangled up in the crowd like some kind of groupie. He was content to skulk in peace and admire the way the charcoal slacks cupped the man's ass just so or how the fake candle light glinted off of his hair. It was ok to stare a little, he reasoned, because the man was obviously not the kind of person that wanted to be stared at. If his night had continued on like that, he might have gotten some small amount of enjoyment out of it, gone home and never consented to go to one of Pacifica's parties ever again. This was not what happened. He had been stalking the handsome man for the better part of an hour when things started to go a little...funny. 'Funny' probably wasn't the right word for the situation:'Funny' was how a pie tasted when Grunkle Stan accidentally used salt instead of sugar.'Funny' was Mable tripping up a set of stairs because she insisted on wearing heels longer than Dipper's hand. 'Funny' was not the sweeping sensation of vertigo that hit him without warning somewhere between the handsome stranger catching his eye across the crowd and Dipper tripping dizzily through one of the massive doorways and into the deserted front hall. 'Funny' was not the heady heat that caught him off guard, made his heart beat faster in his chest and his inexpensive slacks tighten in an embarrassing way. 'Funny' was not inexplicably becoming majorly horny in front of everyone at a fancy party surrounded by rich and fancy people. No, the proper word for that was nightmarish. Dipper tucked himself into the shadows were the staircase to the second floor met the wall and ran trembling hands over his cheeks. Either his fingers were freezing, he thought, of his face was as red as a tomato. Possibly both. He shot a withering glance at his crotch and the painfully obvious outline of his cock straining the fabric. His dick twitched, aching to be touched and uncaring of Dipper's mood or location. He needed to find a bathroom or, even better, make it back to the room he had been assigned for the night before someone saw him. He took a quick look around to make sure that no one was in the area and tried to adjust himself in his pants so that his erection would at least be marginally less conspicuous if he ran into anyone en rout. He was not expecting the wave of sensation that crashed over him when he touched his cock. The stimulation, even through the layers of fabric, was stronger than anything he had ever experienced before. He gasped and grasped at the wall as his knees buckled. When he jerked his hand away his hips twitched, chasing the friction. What the hell?! he thought, surprised and disconcerted. He knew that the hormones of a fifteen year old were nothing to laugh at, and he understood that random and embarrassingly timed erections happened to people his age. But this was strange; He had jerked off lord knew how many times since hitting puberty but he had never been so sensitive to a simple touch. "What the f-fuck?" He stuttered out loud, as if there were anyone around to answer him. That...had to have been some kind of fluke or...or....maybe he had had too much to drink? Was this why other people were so taken with the idea of alcohol? He had had a few beers before, but he couldn't recall ever having a reaction like this. He took a quick look around and, seeing no one, he pressed his fingertips curiously against the hot mound of flesh. The sensation made him inhale sharply through his nose. Greedily, unable to help himself, he flattened his hand against the erection and rubbed himself with his palm. It felt so good, and he moaned. He needed to get somewhere more private, he thought, even as he squeezed himself more tightly through his slacks. A knot of heat was growing in his belly and he suddenly felt light headed. His fingers and toes tingled and his head buzzed. Every part of him was begging for more friction. Everything around him was blurring and the more he touched himself, the less anything else mattered. It had never been this good before. He thought he heard the sound of a voice somewhere nearby, and, reminded that he was in a public area, he tried to push himself up off of the wall. He needed to go. He needed...he needed.... He rubbed his thumb over the head of his penis and moaned again as heat crashed through him like a wave. Fuck it. Fuck it fuck it fuck it. The voices were unimportant. The fact that he was barely hidden from sight was unimportant. What was important, was his need to get off right the fuck now -- every part of him excepting some small, oxygen starved bit of his brain was insisting that he pull his dick out and touch himself until he came all over the ridiculously expensive wood paneling in front of him. His fingers danced across the tab of his zipper, ran up and down the teeth and he keened softly, unable to stop himself. "Ah, there you are." The voice behind him was a little high but silky with amusement. It wasn't quite a bucket of cold water to the simmering heat just under his skin. More like an ice cube that stung with cold but was quickly consumed. His hand paused what it was doing, but he couldn't quite still the desperate rocking motion that his hips insisted on making. The voice was vaguely familiar, and a handsome face with electric blue eyes came instantly to mind. Something uncomfortable clenched in his gut, even as his penis surged with a new wave of arousal. He didn't want to turn around, but then again, he did. He didn't want the even footsteps behind him to be real, but the idea of putting on a show stoked the flame to a roaring fire. He didn't want it to be the blond man from the party, but at the same time he really, really hoped that it was. He peeked over his shoulder and felt his heart sink and his pulse jump. The man was standing a few feet away, champagne flute in hand, smiling at Dipper as if he wasn't humping his hand in the corner of an exposed hallway. "I had wondered where you had run off to." The man set his glass down on a nearby table. The movement shifted his well tailored suit around his body in a way that made Dipper's mouth go dry. "I-I...um..." Dipper stuttered. The heady burn of arousal made his voice breathy. It was as if all of the air had been squeezed from his lungs. Humiliation heated his face, and still his dick demanded his attention, aching in its confines. The sudden appearance of the person that Dipper had been admiring all night shouldn't have had him rutting desperately into his hand, but it did. The embarrassment alone should have killed the boner instantly, but it hadn't. "I'm sorry." He moaned, his fingers tightening spastically around his aching dick. He needed to get away, but he needed more, more, more...."I d-don't know what's wrong with me, I-" To his surprise the man made a gentle shushing nose and slid up behind him, trapping him between the wall and his body. A cool hand brushed against his heated forehead and carded soothingly through his hair. "I can't believe that asshole's plan worked." He muttered under his breath. Dipper blinked, vaguely confused by the non-sequitur, but, frankly, to distracted by the man's sudden proximity to care. The fingers that weren't tangled in Dipper's curls grasped gently at his hip and turned him so that his back was pressed to the wooden panels of the wall behind him. "Sorry." the man said for no apparent reason, not sounding particularly sorry at all. His thumb brushed a slow circle over the waist of Dipper's slacks, then slipped from his hip to palm the boner tenting the fabric on Dipper's inner thigh. Dipper was completely unable to stop the desperate little noise he made in response, and any questions he might have had about the situation were buried under the sudden wave of oh my god yes. "You like that?" The man said, rubbing small circles into the fabric. Dipper nodded so fast that he nearly banged his head against the wall. "Then how about I help you out." "Please..." Dipper begged, eyes wide. The man's mouth curled in a way that was positively sinful. "Please." Dipper repeated desperately, pushing himself into the man's hand. The man grasped his erection firmly through his pants and Dipper keened. "Oh that's a beautiful noise." The man chuckled low in his throat, shifting closer so that he could nudge Dipper's legs apart with his thigh. "There, how about that?" He asked. His breath tickled Dipper's ear as he leaned in closer, sandwiching Dipper between the wall and his chest. One of his hands grasped a handful of Dipper's ass and used his handhold to force Dipper's hips to move, grinding his erection firmly into his leg. "Good?" "Yes, I- yes!" Dipper murmured, picking up the motion eagerly. It was wonderful, the friction against his dick driving him mad. More more more more more. He stared up at the man with glazed, worshipful eyes, fucking shamelessly against the hard muscle pressing against him in time to the desperate pulse in his ears. His hands grasped fistfuls of the man's perfectly tailored suit, clinging so hard his fingers began to ache. "Oh god I'm so- I don't know why I'm....I- fuck more! Please!" He babbled. In a far off, distant kind of way a tiny voice screamed that this man was at least in his twenties. They didn't know eachothers' names. This kind of horniness wasn't normal, even for a particularly healthy teenager. As soon as whatever this was passed, he was going to die of embarrassment. But for once in his life he was too turned on to care about future what ifs, and the voice was all but lost over the pounding of blood in his ears and the demand for more more more more in tempo with his fluttering heartbeat. "There you go. Good boy." The man was murmuring. The hand on Dipper's ass slid into his slacks to knead his bare flesh and the hand still buried in his hair pulled his head back so that the man could nuzzle into the exposed skin of his throat. He shifted a bit and Dipper felt something firm press against his hip. "Keep it up, just like that." He encouraged. "We'll get that problem of yours taken care of, kid. Just keep....that's right." Dipper whimpered. The knot in his belly was tightening, blazing white hot, stoked by the man's words in his ear and his fingers and lips on his skin. He squeezed his eyes shut, mouth hanging open so he could suck in air. Everything was too much -- too hot, so close too tight too desperate too good so goodoh god so good! "Fuck kid, you look so wrecked right now." The man's breath was a wet-hot brand against his skin, encouraging him, egging him on. Sharp, sweet nips of pain followed his mouth down to the collar of his stupid tux and then back up to his jaw. "The best kind of pornography. You're desperate for it -- god that stuff worked even better than I thought it would. Saw you watching me, by the way. Made it hard to concentrate, I kept wondering what your face would look like with my cum on it. Maybe we should try that next...end tonight with my spunk splattered across that cute little nose of yours, what do you say?" "Ok." Dipper groaned, barely hearing the words, just the lusty tone of the man's voice. "Ok, anything, just please don't move!" "I don't plan on it, kid." The man muttered, nipping at the tender skin stretched over Dipper's fluttering pulse. Dipper whined, hips stuttering, falling out of their desperate rhythm. He hadn't thought that he would be into biting, but apparently he was wrong. "Again!" He begged. The man practically purred against his throat before sinking his teeth into the flesh with enough force to bruise. The pain was a sharp heat, the sensation flooding Dipper's body with a sweat burning sensation that went straight to his dick. His hips ground desperately into the man's thigh once, twice and then orgasm hit, tearing through his body with a force he had never experienced before. He lost his breath and for one glorious moment nothing else existed but the sweet pleasure of release. "Oh...my...god." He gasped when he could breath again, punctuating each word with a few last, weak thrusts before stilling completely, panting into the man's shoulder. Slowly the tide of pleasure rolling through him receded into rippling waves. He leaned back against the wall, held up more by the man's hands and leg than his own ability. He fully expected the warm exhaustion he normally experienced after cumming, but as the last of the aftershocks faded they left behind a nervous tension that had both nothing and everything to do with the awkward position he was pinned in. He met the man's eyes-- the first time he had looked him in the face since he had appeared behind him -- and nearly sobbed when his dick jerked, a weakened but still potent surge of lust trickling across his awareness. The man smiled as if he knew. His expression was hungry and it reminded Dipper of a predator looking at its next meal. He thought that it should have scared him. Instead, he felt the heat in his belly flicker and blaze back to life. It was nowhere near its former intensity, but it was still an insistent and unsatisfied tightness knotting him up from the inside. He wanted...no, he had to have more. He gulped. Again, something dark and primal whispered. More. Again. Please! "That was quite the show." The man murmured, voice husky with arousal. He pressed his hips forward, the iron hard line of his own erection pressing into Dipper's leg. The hand in his hair pushed gently but firmly on his head. "How about returning the favor though, huh? After all, we had a deal." For a moment Dipper hesitated, wondering exactly how his life had managed to take such a bizarre turn and wishing that he could bring himself to care, but just the idea of watching the man reach his own release made dick ache. He wasn't softening at all, he realized. If anything, it felt like he was getting harder. He let the man push him to his knees. "I've never done this before." He warned. His voice shook a little, but he couldn't tell if it was from the dull jangle of nerves or the rising inner tempo of more more more. "That's ok. It's not hard." The man said, then giggled softly, muttering "that's what she said." under his breath. Dipper shot him and incredulous look and the man winked, eyes crinkling at the corners when he smiled. On his knees he was face to face with the man's erection. He had felt it against him but he hadn't really noticed how hard his companion was, consumed in achieving his own relief. Now, he couldn't help but feel a little proud of himself as he stared at the straining tent in the front of the man's slacks; The idea that anyone could be this hard from something that he had done made him feel warm with lust and a small touch of pride. The hand in his hair stayed gently tangled in his curls, holding his head close to the man's crotch. The other undid the button on his slacks and pulled the zipper down. The harsh scratch made Dipper's dick jump. His breathing sped up again in anticipation. The man wasn't wearing underwear. He parted his fly, shimmying the fabric down his hips just enough that he could reach in and pull his penis out. Dipper heard him breath a small noise of relief when the organ finally bobbed free. It jutted close enough to Dipper's face that the tip, flushed dark red with blood and damp with pre-cum, just barely brushed the seam of his lips. The man took himself in hand and dragged his dick gently over Dipper's mouth, smearing the leaking fluid on his skin. "Want to open up for me?" The man asked. He pressed forward a bit more insistently and Dipper parted his lips to let him in. "Good boy." The man purred. "Fold your lips over your teeth." Dipper followed the instructions and the man fed him his cock slowly, pushing into his mouth inch by inch as if savoring the sensation. When he was about halfway in he paused. "This comfortable?" He asked. Dipper blinked up at him. It wasn't uncomfortable: The man's penis was a thick, heavy weight on his tongue. It tasted like skin and sweat and something a bit more concentrated and salty that Dipper assumed was semen. His lips were stretched around the girth of it and the tip was brushing the roof of his mouth. He hummed an affirmative and the man sighed, fingers tightening in his hair. "Good." He said. "Don't want to choke you; That could get messy for both of us." He carded his fingers through Dipper's hair again, rubbing gentle circles into his scalp. "Ok, here's what you do kid." He wrapped his fingers around the bit of his dick that Dipper didn't have. "Use your tongue and suck. Don't worry about moving your head or anything like that. Get my attention if you need to stop. Got that?" He waited for Dipper's affirmative, pulled his dick out until only the tip was inside, then pushed back in. He rocked his hips slowly at first. Dipper pressed the tip of his tongue against the vein on the underside and tried to work out how he was supposed to move his tongue and suck at the same time. "A bit harder than that." The man breathed. He pushed into Dipper's mouth a little faster. Dipper flattened his tongue and pushed the muscle upwards so that the man's cock was pressed between it and the roof of his mouth. He could feel the veins and ridges standing out on the hard flesh. "There you go." The man said. Dipper hummed, reaching up to grab the man's wrist -- not to stop him, that was the last thing he wanted to do, but because Dipper desperately felt like he needed something to hold onto, a point of contact to keep him grounded against the light, heady feeling of arousal that was once again sweeping through him. Every time he had imagined what his first sexual encounter might be like he had always pictured some faceless kid his age. Maybe it would be a quick fumble at school, in the locker room, at home during a 'study date.' This was so much more than he had ever pictured. This close he could smell the spice of the man's cologne and the polish he had used on his shoes and underneath that, something muskier that Dipper thought might be the man's natural scent. "Suck a little more." The man muttered. Clumsily, Dipper did as he was told. His jaw was beginning to ache a little but he powered through it, determined to at least make a decent effort despite his lack of experience. At one point, his ran his tongue along the underside of the man's head, flicking his tongue over the tip and the man moaned loudly. The sound went straight to Dipper's own cock and he fumbled desperately with the fly of his slacks. "That!" The man hissed. "Do that again." So Dipper did, one-handedly wrestling his dick out of the confines of his pants and jerking himself off desperately to the symphony of small, breathy moans the man above him made. Like before, his penis was overly sensitive to his touch and now, post orgasm, the head was even more tender, every stroke bringing immense pleasure tempered by a mild bite of pain. The man's thrusts sped up. Saliva leaked down Dipper's chin and dripped onto his tie. The wet, sloppy noises the man's cock made as it slid in and out of his mouth were obscene. Dipper sucked and laved the man with his tongue like his life depended on it, enjoying the silky slid of skin against his raw, stretched lips and the pinpricks of pain in his scalp where the man's hand had twisted in his hair. Above him, the man was mumbling quietly, half to himself and half to Dipper, interrupting his own statements with gasps or moans. "You're a fast learner, kid. I -- shit -- you should see yourself. Should take a picture. Your lips around my -- hrng, Fuck!...." Dipper glanced up at the man's face and met his eyes; He was watching him with an intensity that made Dipper whimper. His cheeks were flushed a bright pink, his lips moving as he continued to speak, a litany of praise and filthy promises that made Dipper's stomach turn with lust and excitement. Dipper's penis, already damp with his ejaculation, was leaking pre-cum again, and over the man's noises he could hear the slick sounds of his hand as he stroked himself, racing towards completion far faster than he would have thought possible. "Wait." The man grunted. He tugged a little forcefully on Dipper's hair, and Dipper moaned again. "Wait wait wait. I'm going to..." He pulled his dick all the way out of Dipper's mouth with a lewd pop and began to jack himself off. Dipper tried to move his head back but the hand in his hair held him firmly in place. He's going to come on my face. Dipper realized, heart slamming against his ribs. He's really going to do it. He jerked his own cock faster, eagerly. The man's hand tightened painfully in his hair. "So fucking hot." He muttered. He was leaning over Dipper now. "God I want to take you home and fuck you until you can't walk. Want to bury my dick in your ass until you scream-" his hips jerked and he groaned lowly as he came. The first stripe of semen hit Dipper's left cheek in a thick, hot rope. The second landed across the bridge of his nose. He could feel it sliding down his skin. A drop skirted around his upper lip and slid down to his chin, and the physical sensation was enough to make Dipper come hard on the floor between the man's expensive shoes. This time his release was followed by a warm afterglow, melting all of the tension from his body like a hot bath. He slumped like a puppet with its strings cut, feeling muscles that he hadn't even known that he had relax. The man stroked himself a couple more times, the last of his semen dribbling out over his fingers. He pressed his twitching penis against Dipper's face and pulled the head through the cooling mess on his cheek, smearing it. "You should see yourself, kid." He said, laughing breathlessly. He pulled the organ over the bridge of Dipper's nose and across to his other cheek, painting him with his semen the way an artist might with paint and a brush. Dipper tilted his head so that he could lick the fluid from the man's dick and fingers. It was so salty, and a bit bitter in large amounts. He made a face at the taste. The man laughed again. It was a warm sound, breathy and spent and it made Dipper smile to know that he had done that to another human being. The two of them spent a long moment in comfortable silence, smiling stupidly at each other as the endorphins from their mutual orgasms worked their way through their systems. Dipper had expected something like horror or revulsion or at the very least embarrassment to rear its ugly head the minute he was out from under whatever spell had been cast on him, but it was hard to work up the negative emotions when the man was beaming down at him as if he had just won some kind of prize. Dipper, for his part, beamed right back, enjoying the low, buzzing warmth floating through him. Well, so what if the man in front of him was a complete stranger? Did it really matter, in the long run, if both parties had enjoyed it? No, he thought. No, this is good. "You know-" The man started, but a voice from the staircase directly above their heads cut him off, breaking the quiet contentment they had wrapped themselves in like a balloon pricked with a needle. "Bill, you asshole, where the fuck are you?!" The voice was deep, rich, and very, very annoyed. It was also followed immediately by footsteps. Dipper realized with a thrill of horror that he had somehow managed to completely forget that they were in a very public, very exposed hallway, where anyone just walking by could spot them. Shit. The last of Dipper's post sex haze vanished, and oh, there it was, a cold knot of dread leaping to his throat. He glanced up at the stranger, panicked -- they were about to be caught fucking in public and he would get thrown out and his sister would never let him live down the time he got them both banned from Pacifica's house for life because hecouldn't keep it in his fucking pants....!to his surprise though, the stranger just sighed, shooting the foot of the stairs an annoyed look. "I'm right here, Tad." He said, voice loud enough to carry. He caught Dipper's look of horror and winked, running his finger's soothingly through his hair and clumsily tucking his penis back into his pants with his other hand. Dark hair appeared over the banister, followed by a head and then a body rounding the foot of the staircase. The man -- tall and handsome, broad shouldered with a trim waist and legs that went on for miles -- froze when he caught sight of them, eyes widening. Dipper was painfully aware that he was kneeling on the floor between the stranger's (Bill's?) legs, covered in cum with his dick hanging out, but when he tried to stand Bill tightened his grip in Dipper's hair and held him in place. "Bill." The man's voice was balanced somewhere between exasperated and furious. He was pinching the bridge of his nose. "I have a lot of questions right now, but I think the most important one is 'how old is he?'" "I dunno." Bill said lazily. He glanced down at Dipper. "Hey kid," he said "how old are you?" "Uh." Dipper glanced between the two and for a brief moment his eyes met the dark haired man's -- Tad's. They were a clear, pale green that contrasted attractively with his short, pitch colored hair. He was just as handsome as Bill, and he was looking at Dipper with a mixture of offense and disgust. Dipper's face burned with humiliation the likes of which he had never felt before. He tried to turn his head but Bill would not let him. "Fifteen?" he squeaked. It occurred to him belatedly, when Tad's expression clouded darkly, that maybe he should have lied. "Fifteen?" Tad hissed, glaring at the blond. Bill shrugged. "I didn't ask first." He said. His voice was relaxed, completely at odds with the almost painful way he was holding onto Dipper's hair. I feel like I'm being shown off Dipper thought crossly, then wondered if that wasn't the case when Tad's eyes flicked back to him, looking him up and down. "He doesn't even look like he shaves." The man snarled. Dipper wrinkled his nose, a little offended (he didn't shave yet, but that wasn't the point). The semen turning tacky on his face pulled at his skin, reminding him that hey! it was there and he probably looked like a literal cum dumpster at that moment. "Ok." He said. His voice barely came out as a whisper. Neither man seemed to hear him, so he cleared his throat and tried again. "H-hey." his voice broke pitifully, but Tad's eyes snapped back to him. They were, he reflected, very nice eyes and he really wished the owner didn't look like he wanted to kill him. His gut swooped uncomfortably, and this time it was very much not from arousal. "Ok," He took a deep, unsteady breath "so, I'm kneeling in the middle of a hallway and I really don't want anyone else to see me like this and my knees are starting to hurt and I'd really like to wipe my face off so can I please get up now?" Bill blinked at him, then, slowly, removed his hand from Dipper's hair. Tad sighed. "All you had to do was ask." Bill said, grinning. Dipper thought that that was probably a lie, but decided not to hold a grudge when Bill offered him a hand up. His knees protested painfully when he let himself be hauled to his feet. "Thank you." He mumbled, tucking himself back into his pants. He was trying very hard not to look at Tad, now that he had a choice. "For you, anytime." Bill said warmly, grinning and ruffling his hair and despite everything else, Dipper couldn't help the small smile that wormed its way onto his face. "Stop flirting." Tad said coldly. "You had one job, Bill, and you left me to do it so you could fuck a minor." "I didn't know he was a minor." Bill said breezily. "Plausible deniability, man." His hand lingered in Dipper's hair, fingers stroking his scalp soothingly. Slowly, Dipper began to relax. "It was fun though. We should do it again sometime. But until then" he cast a glance at the doorway to the ball room, ignoring his companion's vehement 'No!' "we should probably get lost before everyone else comes -- haha, ahem -- to their senses." "That's probably the first sensible thing you've said, ever." Tad muttered. Dipper could feel his eyes on the back of his neck, but he refused to look. He wondered briefly who he was to Bill, then decided just as quickly that it didn't matter and he didn't care. He gently disentangled himself from Bill's hands and started to edge around the two, still trying to avoid eye contact with Tad. "Um. Ok. I am going to find a restroom and wash my face." Dipper said awkwardly. He glanced up at Bill, and smiled a small, genuine smile. "Thank you. Um, for your help. I...enjoyed....I mean. I had fun." His face burned, and he looked back down at his shoes. "Uh. Yeah." When he wasn't desperately horny, he was desperately lame. This was why he didn't get laid more often. Or ever. "Hey, for someone as adorable as you? Any time." Bill said winking. "Maybe we'll bump into each other again!" Dipper's last glimpse of the two before he hurried around the staircase in search of a working faucet and some privacy, was of Tad smacking Bill hard on the shoulder. Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!