Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/10064414. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Major_Character_Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic_Depictions_Of Violence Category: Multi Fandom: Harry_Potter_-_J._K._Rowling Character: Original_Character Additional Tags: Explicit_Language, BDSM, Chan, Heterosexual_Sex, Slash_sex, Incest, Mpreg, Out_of_Character, Sexual_Content, Spoilers, Threesome, Bonding Collections: HPFandom Stats: Published: 2009-02-22 Chapters: 2/2 Words: 1675 ****** Three Dilemmas, Three Words, Three Mates ****** by Irish Culchie Gal [archived by HPFandom_archivist] Summary HP/Twilight/Cherub Crossover. No need to of read either Twlight or Cherub to understand. Harry, Edward and James all have problems. Could they be each others answers? Notes Note from SeparatriX, the archivist: this story was originally archived at HP_Fandom, which was closed for health and financial reasons. To preserve the archive, I began manually importing its works to the AO3 as an Open Doors-approved project in August 2016. I e-mailed all creators about the move and posted announcements, but may not have reached everyone. If you are (or know) this creator, please contact me using the e-mail address on HP_Fandom_collection profile. ***** Prologue ***** Hogwarts is the new Cherub Campus. Harry Potter and the rest of Hogwarts are their newest agents. CARLISLE CULLEN has been asked to be the Campus doctor. KYLE BLUEMAN, a retired Cherub agent and one of Dr.Cullen's mates,teaches the children martial arts and history. His other mate, BELLA, teaches english and Health Class to all agents from ten upwards. ESME is the the therapist. Her mates, ALICE and ROSALIE are in charge of the childrens wardrobes and pocket money. They also help determine whether or not children are suitable to train as Cherub agents. EMMETT is the gym teacher. JASPER, his husband teaches the agents both tactics and how to control their emotions. EDWARD the only mateless member of the family, teaches etiquette, french, bomb mechanics and music. EDWARD has lost hope in finding his mates. To forgot that he is alone, he sleeps around and screws with people's minds. Despite his marauderish ways, he is well-loved, trusted. His only flaw is his playboy ways. However the ladies love him and not for sex- why? HE'S GAY! HARRY POTTER, has the power to defeat TOM RIDDLE. The problem, he doesn't know what it is. He needs training. To help him, ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, asked CHERUB, the agency of Veela Child agents, to train Hogwarts, to aide HARRY in the fight against TOM RIDDLE. As CHERUB has sustained losses in the war also, they have agreed and have invited THE CULLEN COVEN, to join them and teach. The leader of the Coven CARLISLE CULLEN, is mated with a former CHERUB agent, KYLE BLUEMAN, allowing the contact and aide being offered. HARRY wants to finish the war. Just live his life. Find someone he loves and settle down. One of the problems though? He is the wizarding world saviour. While the wizarding world prides itself on not being similiar to muggles, and it is accepting of HARRY'S type, they would not accept HARRY being one and only HARRY'S closest friends and those he considers his family know his secret. His secret? HE'S GAY! JAMES ADAMS is a recently retired CHERUB agent. He, along with the the other retired CHERUB agents have been called to HOGWARTS, the new CHERUB campus, to help train the wizarding worlds saviour HARRY POTTER and the other Hogwarts Students, to defeat TOM RIDDLE or LORD VOLDEMORT, who is currently attempting to overtake Britain. MUGGLES are still unaware of the existence of magic. JAMES teaches the agents n training, Russian, maths and health class. He also helps run the:- KEEP YOUR LEGS SHUT campaign. Needless to say, this is a bit of a joke. He is a playboy and the ladies swoon at the sight of James when he uses his Veela power to....uuuummmmmm.....Coughs....GET LAID. .....coughs.. Anyhow, he has yet to find his mates and is lonely. James has always joked about getting two stunning blondes as his mates, there is a problem though. Lately, James has been watching the ladies less and less.....and the blokes more and more. James has never given the idea of being gay a second chance. But now, he is being forced to face the fact that maybe, he won't got two stunning blondes. Maybe, he'll end up with a petite raven haired-teen and a tall copper-haired vampire instead............ All three are looking for love, in the wrong places. But what will happen when all three are fighting the same war, in the same place? Will James accept the fact that his mates are two guys? and NOT ladies? Or will he reject them and sentence all three to lonely heartbroken deaths? Will Harry get over his fear of Voldemort killing those he loves? Will he let them break down his barriers and love the real him? Is Edward capable of "destroying his mates souls" and turning them immortal, to live out their lives together,.......forever? Read and find out what will happen when these three lonely men discover each other and fall in love. Will Voldemort be defeated? Harry is one of the most powerful wizards since the time of MERLIN! James is his equal, only a veela. What will happen when, in the midst of the war against Voldemort, they discover that these facts.......... give them the power to reproduce, creating an entirely new species? ***** JAMES ADAMS!! D-D-Dad?!?! SHIT! ***** Author's notes: James is drunk. Harry is depressed and Edward is.......well EMO. *Shit! He heard me!! Ducks and hides. Is it safe now?* And throw all together and get......A severely pissed off Dark Lord. Oh! and I forgot to say this before! This story is a co-write with my friend, but as she is not a member of HPfandom. (Shes not old enough yet.) it is posted only on my account. Enjoy! We do not own anything cept the plot! =============================================================================== "Ow!" "Merlin!" "What the fuck?" "Language James!" "The biggest fucking maniac in all of Britain just fuckin' attacked me and you're worried about my language? So much for sisterly love!" "Screw you!" "Sorry, not that into fuckin' incest!" " No! The homeophobe has arrived! Shit! Run! Hide! The evil psycho has left, but the gay hater has arrived!" "Kyle?" "Yes?" "Fuck you!" "OMFG! Has James Adams gone gay? No! Its not possible." "But he said he wanted to fuck you Kyle........" Seconds later, Emmett, Kyle's "brother" was flat on the ground, with 210 pounds of pissed off veela punching him as hard as he could. Not that it made any difference to the amused vampire, who merely grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and threw him back to were he had first came from, on top of the wizarding worlds saviour and Emmett and Kyle's other brother Edward. "You okay there Harry?" "Fine, its just the usual injuries, ya know, concussion, sprained wrist, a fuckin' sore ass and I'm winded. Otherwise I'm fine." "Eddie?" "Don't call me that Emma!" "Edward's fine." "James is fine." "And Harry is fine." Each sentence was said by a different person. No one seemed that concerned by the fact that Tom Riddle had just attacked. But then they had no cause to. He had not even hurt anyone that much. He had basically showed up, threathened Harry and attacked Harry, Edward and James when the last two had startled him. Edward had teleported in, unfortunately landing directly in front of the psycho bastard, as he was near the gates, where the wards ended. Not that Edward couldn't break the wards if he wanted to, but he would prefer to leave Britain's only school of witchcraft and wizardry protected from the evil that was dark magic. Then as James was drunk. Again. He had, well.... let me show you what he did.......... FLASHBACK Fuck! He was never touching alcohol again. (Yeah, sure...... We believe you!) And that bitch! How dare she steal his money? He hadn't even wanted her that much. Yet, she still thought it necessary to steal 200 Galleons off of him while he slept. Great! He had twenty minutes to get to that fuckin' school. That would really do wonders for his hangover, kids running around, laughing, hanging out with friends, falling in love, finding out they were ga- No! He would not think about that. Anyway, he wasn't g- He would not think about that. He got dressed hurriedly, yet still managing to look like a heartbreaker. And not the good kind. He didn't take the time to sort his curly blonde hair, only running a hand through it, keeping the adorable, innocent, (Suuuure) just woke up look. James grabbed his wand and everything else he would need until next Friday, when the rest of his stuff would be moved to Hogwarts. He'd probably forgotten half of what he needed but..... what the heck! Who cared? He apparated, concentrating on the front gates of Hogwarts. "Aaaarggghhh!" James' concentration was still a little hazy so he landed, not directly in front of the gates as he wished, but behind some son of a bitch in long swishing black robes. He smirked, still slightly drunk and yelled at the prick in front of him, who was concentrating on the man in front of him. "Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!" The bastard spun, his wand pointed at James, silently. This annoyed James, so he decided to reply himself. "Oi! Oi! Oi!" Still dizzy and high from his hungover apparation, James spun around, tripped over his own two feet and unable to regain his balance, reached out and grabbed the pricks, who now realised was Voldemort, swishing robes. Ah shit! FLASHBACK END "James Anthony Adams!" "Fuck! Get out of my way! Get out of the fuckin' way!" James shoved hopelessly at Edward, who had placed himself in his way purposefully, laughing. "No! Merlin-dammit! Get out of the way. I want to live!" "What in the name of merlin did you think you were doing?" James froze and turned around slowly, risking a glance at his father. Severus Snape glared at his son, inwardly laughing at his James' antics. He'd grabbed the Dark Lord's robes, like a wonky toddler learning to walk. "Awww. Come on Sev! You haven't even given him a chance to explain! I'm sure that, James right?" At James nod Harry directed a question at his old Potions Professor. "And he is your son?" "Yes, though I fail to se-" "I'm sure that your son has a perfectly believe-able lie thought up to tell us. I mean, surely he inherited that from you." After thirty seconds of pure silence, the group of people there, laughed. They only laughed harder when James walked up to Harry, put a hand on his shoulder and told him. "My father is a fast runner." Harry looked at him, confused and asked. "What?" Edward who had gained control of his laughter, looked at James and Harry, somehow all three were looking the other two in the eyes at once, all three felt an electrical shock, but remained quiet, unsure of what it was. "He means, run!" And Harry, being who he was, listened and ran. Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!