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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/M, Other
  Fandom:
      Bishoujo_Senshi_Sailor_Moon_|_Pretty_Guardian_Sailor_Moon
  Relationship:
      Aino_Minako/Artemis
  Character:
      Aino_Minako_|_Sailor_Venus, Artemis_(Sailor_Moon), Tsukino_Usagi_|_Sailor
      Moon, Chiba_Mamoru_|_Tuxedo_Kamen
  Additional Tags:
      beastiality, Parody, Humor, Sexual_Humor, Text_Lingo, Bad_Fic, So_badly
      written_that_is_hurts, Bad_Writing
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-08-13 Words: 737
****** The Worst Sailor Moon Fanfic ******
by Midnight_Wolf_(Larkawolfgirl)
Summary
     My attempt at writing the worst fanfic ever. Simply something fun to
     laugh at.
Notes
     I chose Sailor Moon, because it is one of the well known and came
     with the horrible English dub. Jokes come from the English dub,
     texting lingo, bad writing, and overall bad plot. I tried to include
     all the bad things I've seen in fanfic and pushed it together.
Prologue:
Meana culd stil rememer wen she 1st got Artemas it had ben her 5th bday she had
ben sooooo happy she shreeked with joy!
Chapter 1:
Meana stared lovingly at her tiny ball of wite fur. His fur looked like pure
stardust it made her giddy. Oh Arty (I love this nickname it is so cute XD) she
thought. He rolled suddenly exposing his naked tummy. Giggling she scratched it
hearing a pur rack his tiny form. K Arty we should go or well be late!
Chapter 2:
Rabbit walks quickly up glomping the golden-haired female. Oh Meana-boo-boo
(lol) how ya hanging girly? Heya two u 2 Rabbit-chan! Todays bright and shiny
blue so alls good, don’t ya think? Sure guess so. The two golden-blonde females
skip there way down the road cats in tow.
Chapter 3:
The school is crowed as the girls push there way threw. Hahah they shril siting
in there seats. The two fur ball cats simultaneously jumped upon the desks
focusing there minds on making themselves invisible. This is how the cats
remain with their blondes everyday at school. They must keep an eye on their
blondies.
Chapter 4:
It was finally lunch break and the foursome were now resided upon the roof.
Rabbit guzzled down her chockolate milk in one sec while Meana savored her 50%
apple juice cocktail. While not paying attention a dark and handsome man
silently approached behind the blondes. A rolled up napkin flew threw the air
at the blonde with dumplings. Rabbit bit her tongue causing it to bleed. You
stupid pig wat was that 4? 4 ur baka hair u baka he quickly ran back from wence
he came. Ohhh! Boys can be such pains Rabbit screamed as load as possible which
meant that it could probably be heard by your own very ears (which of course is
subjunctive because I have no idea where you lovely reader is). Anyway the
girls sighed heavily and resumed eating.
Chapter 5 (Now to the good stuff ;D):
Meana shuffled into her room collapsing unto her princess bed. It had been on
sale at goodwill. Arty she pleaded seductivaly. School always made her hot and
bothered. Please Arty? If you insist he said mischeiviously. Rolling unto her
stomack she exposed her backside to the kitty cat. He crawled up to her zipper
which ran all the way down her blouse. He skillfully took the zipper into his
mouth and pulled the zipper all the way down. He then moved further down her
body nudging her skirt with kitty nose. The skirt refused to move to his
annoyance. Giggly perfusly the girl turned herself. She fully removed the
undone shirt. She sqated the cat out of her way so that she could pull the
skirt all the way down. Naked besides her underwear and bra the cat culd no
longer suppress his oversized man cake. It jumped excitedly. Hurry Meana he
hissed impatiently. She just continued giggling as she removed the pieces of
clothing. Naked clad she seducivly spread her legs for him making an equally
seductive face. Come up big cat you give me what I want. With this the cat
leapt upon her swirling his little rough kitty tongue around her puckered
nipple. She continued giggling until her bit down and it turned into a moan.
OMG Arty! Give it to me. Wasting no more time he positioned his hunking piece
of kitty meat at her swelling orfice. He slammed into her taking all her breath
away. OMg Arty Arty Art- He had had her millions of times before but none like
this. This was devilishly lovely in its goodness. How was it possible to feel
this hot and good? He hissed some kitty sounds as he slammed into her again and
again. After what felt like forever she was brought to ecstasy. It racked her
body so hard it was as if her soul was leaving her to go on to the next world
which was apparently one of ecstasy. The cats seed filled her and continued to
gush out of her hole because it could not hold it all. The kitty purred rumbly
in his tummy. He fell down contently by Sailor V’s side. Oh Sailor V he sighed
tail whipping about. The sailor soldier giggled some more.
And that was the usual day in the life of the golden-haired-solder-of-love
Sailor V.
The End
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