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Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M, Multi, Other Fandom: Supernatural Relationship: Castiel/Jimmy_Novak/Dean_Winchester, Jimmy_Novak/Dean_Winchester, Castiel/Jimmy_Novak, Amelia_Novak/Jimmy_Novak, Jimmy_Novak/Other(s), Castiel/Dean_Winchester, Gabriel/Lucifer/Michael_(Supernatural), Gabriel/ Lucifer_(Supernatural), Lucifer/Michael_(Supernatural), Jessica_Moore/Sam Winchester Character: Jessica_Moore, Sam_Winchester, Jimmy_Novak, Castiel_(Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Lucifer_(Supernatural), Gabriel_(Supernatural), Michael_ (Supernatural), Death_(Supernatural), Original_Characters, Missouri Moseley, Amelia_Novak, Charlie_Bradbury, Raphael_(Supernatural), Balthazar_(Supernatural), Bela_Talbot, Garth_Fitzgerald_IV, Meg_Masters, Anna_Milton, Bobby_Singer Additional Tags: Incest, Sibling_Incest, Twincest, Castiel_and_Jimmy_Novak_Are_Twins, Threesome_-_M/M/M, Top_Castiel, Bottom_Jimmy_Novak, Switch_Dean, Bottom Dean, Breaking_the_Fourth_Wall, School_Shootings, Post-Traumatic_Stress Disorder_-_PTSD, Dean_Winchester_Has_PTSD_-_Post-Traumatic_Stress Disorder, Mute_Castiel, Selectively_Mute_Castiel Stats: Published: 2018-02-28 Chapters: 2/? Words: 3781 ****** The Weirdest School ****** by Firezumi Summary I've been to a lot of schools in my life but never once have I been to a school like Albatross highschool... With rumors of twincest that no one REALLY seems bothered by, the everyday actions of someone starting to sing Happy birthday when it's no one's birthday, and let's not forget the 2 boys that run the school? Filthy rich twins, who are not only interested in me, but probably each other! You never know what to expect out of this school. Notes I've always wanted to write about my school and that's just what I did. Of course I added a few characters and additions to the place, for example no one runs the school and as far as I know we aren't actually cool with Twincest. Also it's not call Albatross highschool, if any of you figure out what school it is comment. You know what, please, just comment. Oh! I changed Sam and Dean to only 3 year apart but Sam has skipped 2 grades, Sam is a freshman and Dean is a soft more. See the end of the work for more notes ***** Chapter 1 ***** Warning for this chapter: Mentions of mental illnesses, flashback to school shooting, mentions of MULTIPLE rape victims. Also, manipulative poly character (kind of, I mean, you'll get it if you read) I've been to a lot of schools in my life but never once have I been to a school like Albatross highschool... Let me explain, so it's your first day and you show up early to be shown around. it's about an hour early, which by the way was too early for me, and the entire school seems to already be there! You get some girl named Lane to show you around, Lane is cute, funny, and apparently super smart. So you swoop in for some flirting and the girl just laughs! Laughs! Okay, Mom, let me restart that was weird. ______________________________________ I slap the alarm on my phone angrily. 7:20. I have to be at school before 8 for that tour. And it's about a 10 minutes drive. 5 more minutes, I decide to myself curling into a ball under the thick black blanket. "Ugh!" I groaned as a heavy weight landed on me. I heard Sam laugh as he squirmed on me. "We're not going to a public school Dean!" Sammy bounced up and off me dragging the blanket of my cold body. "Yeah instead we're going to a public charter school." I mumbled grumpily sitting up to snatch the blankets back. "Not just a public charter school, Dean! A liberal Arts school!" Sam had a Disney fairytale look in his eyes. "What does that even mean," I flopped back onto the bed, giving up on the blanket. "No idea!" Sam jumped off the bed letting the blanket fall to the ground. Right into a stack of well organized papers scattering them. "Come on!" I shout, Sammy was running to his bedroom door. "Put on your uniform! And don't go back to sleep." Sam was out the door quickly. I slid out of the bed annoyed by the enthusiasm of my little brother but endeared to his love for knowledge. I slipped a white crew neck on and a pair of Khakis. Staring at the 4 Polo's I owned I opted for the long sleeved black one with a red fleece sweater. I swung my favorite leather coat on, smoothing down the soft leather. "Sammy! Time to go!" I shouted walking out to the living room where Sam stood holding clear plastic backpacks with school supplies in it. "Why are the backpacks clear?" I questioned annoyed. "School issued, apparently it's to keep our technology safe. But I think we both really know why." I shivered at the memory of running down the hall to get to Sam, Sam who had been in the restroom when the red alert siren went off. Sam who was trapped and terrified, Sam who texted me that he was still in the bathroom. Sam who had a gun to his head when I arrived, Sam who watched as I.... Enough. I twirled the keys to the Impala around my finger, "Let's get going then!" I grabbed my back pack and we headed out of the apartment. ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- "My name is Lane, I'll be showing you around." She held her hand out to be shaken, I did just that. Her hands were cold and soft but vibrating like hell broke lose inside her. "Dean," I reply simply, looking over at Sam who got paired up with a boy (?) that has his hair cut wildly and uneven. He was quiet and a girl seemed to be attached at his hip. "That's Alex and his girlfriend, Daisy." Lane provided helpfully, "Wait his???" Lane paused looking at Alex more intensely. "So I'm not the only one who was confused about his gender." Lane laughs as if I told a joke. "No, Alex is gender fluid so he usually wears bracelets that say which gender." She scrunched her face "Alex! You gay or straight with Daisy today?!" Daisy throws her head back in an adorable laugh. "Yes." Alex response is almost drowned by his (still a question) girlfriend's adorableness. "She's cute right?" Lane whispered to me, "It's your lucky day, Daisy is Polyamorous and in a fairly open relationship with Alex so you can be a part of that, but both of them are either ace or extremely Demi." "Poly? Open? Demi? Ace? What?" Dean knew what all those words meant but it was an agreement that at all his other schools LGBTQ+ anything was not to be talked about except in a Disturbed tone. "Don't be such a prude," Lane rolls her eyes "Daisy is dating practically everyone in this school, mainly to support them, she wouldn't appreciate a new kid taking it upon himself to lock himself so far into the closet that it gives her lovers anxiety." "Almost everyone... Isn't that like... Super manipulative?" "Probably yeah, but she's stopped more suicides than I can remember. And everytime one of them is raped she takes it upon herself to rip enough people apart to get the information she needs to convince the police. She's really impressive." "Every time? Doesn't that indicate there have been multiple." I shifted, the conversation becoming uncomfortable to me but Lane seemed unfazed. "Highschoolers of the female sex are heavily fetishised." I nodded sadly, "Then you know, there was Grey..." She actually seemed to become uncomfortable, "His dad... You know what! Let's get that tour started! Where is your schedule!" She claps her hands together in fake enthusiasm. I hand her the paper in  pristine condition. She smiled widely and looked up happiness in her eyes.      "Looks like you have a ton of classes with the Jimmy Novak and only one less with Castiel Novak." She smiles and folds my paper in half unevenly. I cringe...      "Jimmy? Castiel? Are these people I should know?" I shifted my tongue rolling weirdly over the other Novak's name, Castiel, what a weird name. "Yes! Jimmy and Castiel run the school and in order to fit in here they have to like you otherwise you're a background character." Lane flips dyed green hair over her shoulder. "So what they're the queen bees of the school." Lane nodded and quickly looked away. "We'll speak of the devil! Hey Jimmy!" Lane bounced on her toes letting her breasts bounce just enough to grab Jimmy, and my own, attention. Jimmy sauntered over looking flirty and the very forward type. "Lane! Baby! Long time no fu-" I blinked suprised as Lane shoved her hand practically into Jimmy's mouth. "Learn a new greeting Novak," She pursed her lips annoyed. "Ugh, whatever meet Dean, he's a new kid." Jimmy pried Lane's hand off his face. "Laney baby, as much as I love being gagged I do need the ability to speak to properly greet Dean here." Lane flushed and moved herself a few steps away from Jimmy. Jimmy thrusted his hand towards me, "Jimmy Novak, school prostitute who you don't have to pay." I laughed at the strange greeting. "So you're just a who-" "We don't use gender based insults at this school." Lane and Jimmy spoke in unison. "Nor race or sexuality based insults." I shifted and adjusted my bag, "So, what insults do you use." They listed a few: Burnt toast White crayon Toaster strudel McDonald's ice cream machine #3 pencil Belieber mouth breather (unless Daisy is around because apparently that's rude and she legitimately can't breath out of her nose) Albatross backpack Creekside student (a jab at their school rival? Or sister school it was unclear?) White construction paper F*cking Hetero "Isn't that sexuality based?" I questioned "No, you don't get it, no one here is heterosexual." Jimmy said rolling his eyes as though it was the most obvious thing in the world. "I'm straight." I said confidently, Lane laughed and Jimmy raised one eyebrow in a questioning and slightly seductive way. "The way you checked me out when I came over says otherwise." Jimmy cocked his hip in an sassy way. I bit my lip, I checked out Lane but was more or less unattracted to Jimmy. Lane cocked her hip to match and looked smug. "I didn't check you out!" I shout flushing with anger at being falsely accused. "That's right!" He was checking me out!" Lane pursed her lips and had a "fight me" look in her eye. "He who protest too much..." Jimmy trailed off looking away, "I forget the ending..." Lane face palmed. "Ask Castiel, he would know." Lane suggested, Jimmy shifted uncomfortably. "Cassie is at home, he had an attack and I refuse to take him to school like that." Jimmy sighed and Lane wrapped him up in her arms. "When will he be back?" Lane comfortably tried to continue the conversation. "A week, it was really bad Laney..." I stood off to the side watching with sight worry and much more confusion. Jimmy finally pried himself from Lane's arms, "I have to find Daisy, Alex, and that new kid Sam." "Jimmy Novak you are not sleeping with Sam Winchester!" Jimmy gasped and looked offended. Anger flushed through me as they talked about my little Sammy. "Of course not! My God Lane do you really think so little of me!" Jimmy paused, "Don't answer that, anyways, I'm looking for Sam because Cassie heard about him and wants me too scope out if he's good enough to meet lil' Jess." Lane nodded in approval. "Who is lil' Jess?" I ask, I was ignored. "He does seem to be her type, cute, dorky, smart." Lane taps her chin. "Who is lil' Jess?!" I was louder but continued to be ignored. "Awww, he sounds amazing!" "I asked who is lil' Jess!!!" Jimmy jumped as I yelled in irritation and protection of my little brother. "Lil' Jess is my cousin. She's been really upset since Gabriel left her for Micheal and Lucifer." "Lucifer?" I scrunched my face in confusion. "Yeah, said it was because they are all named after archangels so it must be fate, broke poor Jessica's heart." Jimmy sighed and shook his head in disappointment. "Okay that sad and all but, who would name their kid Lucifer?" I rolled my eyes, what Gabriel did was absolutely horrible but seriously, Lucifer? "Oh no, Lucifer isn't his real name," Jimmy had a questioning look in his eyes, deciding what he should tell me.  "He was named Nick after his uncle but, his uncle killed himself in a fit of depression after the death of his wife and baby... So it feels wrong to call him Nick so we jokingly named him Lucifer and it stuck." "Oh, wow." I bit my, where can you even steer that conversation? "That... sucks." Good going Winchester. "Well, Jimmy, we have been standing here talking for an excessive amount of time and you will be late to class." Lane warned as Jimmy looked at his watch. "Oh shit! Cassie is going to beat my ass if I'm late!" Jimmy ran up the stairs to the second floor. "Well, how about we actually get that tour started, Kay?" Lane smiled. "Yeah, sure." We left. ***** Wait isn't he like... 40? ***** Chapter Notes If I add Lucifer in (being an actual character rather than just mentioned) he will be more Sam's hallucination version rather than actually scary or mean. Also there is a slight 4th wall break, it mentions a painting of Jared Padaleki but Lane says it's a painting of a character in her English teacher's book. Also I replaced one of the English teachers with Chuck :D, anyways I will often replace teachers I know little to none about with characters from the show. Like I want Death to be the health teacher and Missouri to be the counselor. Suggest some of the characters as different teachers if you want! Characters who cannot be used include: Cas, Jimmy, Jo, Bobby, Lisa, Amelia (Jimmy's wife from season 4), Lucifer, Gabriel, Micheal, Jessica, Claire, Jack, (preferably) Kelly Kline (She will be used in a sequel, should I make one.), Meg, Charlie, Bella, Ruby, Balthazar, Raphael, Mary, John, Azazel, Samandriel (Alfie), and Anna. Characters I suggest using: Metatron, Amara, Naomi, Abbadon, and Crowley See the end of the chapter for more notes "Just remember, F is the cafeteria building, M is the one attached to the cafeteria building, and R is the theatre building." I nodded at Lane, F for caFe, M for attachMent, R for theatRe. "Alright we have 20 more minutes of class for first period so I'll walk you to your first class, Latin 1." We walk and she pointed out small things about the school we hadn't talked about during the tour, "All the art work you see is student made." I look around admiring them all. Every single one looked amazing, like professionals did them. I stopped in front of one, it had the colors of a sunset and looked very much like an older buffer looking Sammy. "Who's that?" I pointed to it. "We don't know, Daisy swears to God it's a character from a book our English teacher wrote but who knows." Lane shakes her head turning and pointed to a door, "That's your Latin class, your teacher is Mr. Walden, he's a sweetheart." "Isn't it weird to call your teacher a sweetheart?" I said suspiciously, guess this teacher must be the attractive one of he's got Lane swooning over him. "Shut up Dean, man is a fucking saint." Lane shoved the schedule back into my hands and walks back down the stairs "Go to class! And I'll pick you up when the bell rings" She waved not bothering to look back. I contemplated just skipping but realized it was literally the first day. I walked in the room and a short man with a bright smile comes up to me, he isn't particularly attractive just a sense of average Joe... "Hi!" As he speaks he smiled brighter and I heard squealing come from the opposite side of the room, Daisy along with some other girl were clutching each other close to tears staring at Mr. Walden, Oh! And Sam was sitting next to them waving at Dean but looking confused by the girls, "I'm Mr Walden, I take it you're Mr. Dean Winchester?" I nodded and the girl clutching Daisy just cries repeating "Mr. Dean Winchester, what a perfect baby! So respectful to the students!" Daisy shushed her quietly and Sam looked increasingly more concerned and confused "I don't have an assigned seat for you yet so you can sit anywhere." Mr Walden was straight up ignoring Daisy and her friend. I hear a quiet conversation at the small table beside us, "He's kinda cute." A boy with dyed purple hair talks staring at me and his friend sat beside him nodding in approvement, "But..." The friend paused for effect, "Is. He.... GUCCI?????" I looked away- from them and back at the small man in front of me. "So," This teacher seems to have just gotten used to the side charter from the weirdos in this class, "If you could grab the sheet of paper, a whiteboard, a marker, a cloth, and a textbook then sit anywhere that would be fantastic." Normally I would sit next to Sam but there were no empty seats... So I chose to sit in front of him, next to Jimmy Novak. I sat and the boy sitting on my other side scowled, it's as though I had committed the biggest sin imaginable. Though now I could clearly hear Daisy and her friend talking. "Listen, Daisy, I'm not hitting on him but he IS cute." Daisy begins to slam her head into the table and Mr. Walden looks as though he wanted to run over to help her. Guess the guy might actually give some shits about his students, but very small amounts. "Sam, is it a good idea for Hailey to try and date your brother?" Hailey, the friend, gasped in terror. "You can't just ask someone that, Daisy!" I was looking forward and I could practically HEAR Daisy roll her eyes. "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask someone whether their brother is a good date material." Daisy snarks, "I mean, Hailey, look at him, that's not someone looking to take you to a romantic Italian restaurant." Daisy whipped her head so fast I could hear her neck crack, "Was that mean? I didn't mean it to be mean!" "No, it wasn't mean. Dean doesn't date though," Sam sighed. "Aromantic?" Hailey questioned quietly. "Maybe, who knows, though." I stopped listening to their conversation, never liked being talked about unless it's in the sexual way. "Dean, right?" I look over at Jimmy and hear the boy to my side huff, "You've met me, Jimmy, and Red Forman over there is Balthazar" Balthazar Huff's harder, "I'm only upset cause he took Cas' seat." Jimmy rolled his eyes but looked sightly distressed. "It's okay, you can stay for a while and when Cas gets back you can switch to my other side." Jimmy had a flirty look in his eye and Balthazar made a more frustrated tone. "I take it you're into Cas?" I smirked at Balthazar, he looked terrified and flicked his eyes towards Jimmy. I guess Jimmy must be the protective brother or something. "No! God no!" Balthazar was frantically waving his hands. "Is my brother not attractive enough for you, Balthazar." Balthazar whimpered, "That's not fair Jimmy! No matter what I say you will be mad at me!" Jimmy growled and turned his head to the front. "Mr. Walden calling me goddess is my new fetish." Daisy whispered to Hailey. I turned around to look at Sam who had a questioning look on his face as Daisy lost it laughing and Hailey looked embarrassed. "Daisy shut up!" Hailey hid her face in her hands, embarrassed. I turned back towards the teacher who was pretending he didn't hear what he just heard. ________ "Listen, Sam," I stood with Sammy outside the classroom. Mr. Walden had given everyone a high five on the way out. "I'm not judging you on your choice of friends, but do those girls realize the teacher is like... 40?" Sam shook his head, dazed and Daisy was laughing beside him, though it appeared she couldn't hear them and was laughing to herself, girl is insane.  "As they put it, it's more of them feeling a motherly attachment to him. I guess they think he's cute and in need of protection." I rolled my eyes. "Yeah... Protection." I did a half laugh as Lane showed up. "Sorry I took so long! Next you have physics!" Lane falsely smiled. "I take it physics is boring?" I crossed my arms annoyed at her false smile. "No! It's not boring... It's just that the class is really fucking cold." Daisy nodded in agreement. "Can't be that cold!" ________ I was wrong, oh dear lord was I wrong... This room was the artic Tundra. "Guys, it's not that cold," Mr. H or whatever spoke rolling his eyes at the shivering students wrapping themselves into a ball and keeping their coats on, "Look, the thermometer says it's 67 degrees." Daisy, who also seemed to have this class yelled, "The thermostat is broken!" The entire class nodded and yelled in agreement. I nodded along and Jimmy, who sat right in front of me, shook his head seemingly smiling. A late bell rang, well the 2 minutes late and now you have a detention bell rang, "Out!" Mr. H ushered us out the door as we all exited. "Dean!" Jimmy smiled and hip checked me. "Wanna sit with me and the squad today!" A shorter red headed girl was walking beside Jimmy groaning. "Never say that again," She shook her head, "I'm Charlie, we have the same physics class so I thought you should shit with us, asked Jimmy to ask you though. Should have known that was a bad idea." I laughed along and Jimmy scoffed. "Yeah, okay." Charlie happily pumped her fist in the air. We arrived at the cafeteria, it was large but had many cheap tables with equally as cheap chairs. Felt like any other highschool and it made me feel as though this wasn't as fancy of a school as I had originally thought. Jimmy and Charlie dragged him to a table in the far left of the room. Balthazar glared at me hatefully, "Oh play nice!" A attractive girl retorted Balthazar's glare. "Shut it Talbot!" Balthazar bit back, Jimmy skipped closer pointing to the 5 students at the table. "Bela," he pointed to the attractive girl, "Balthazar, as you know," he moved to the next "Garth, Meg, and Anna." I nodded and offered up my most pleasant smile. And awkwardly went to sit down only to be pulled back up by Jimmy, "Don't be stupid, Dean," He walked with purpose to the line in the middle of the room, "You need food." My stomach growled in an agreement to Jimmy. "Yeah you're probably right." We stepped into line. "Balthazar really usually isn't this bad it's just... He's very protective of Castiel in ways he shouldn't be." Jimmy scrunched up his face searching for how he could have best put that. "Are they dating?" Jimmy seemed to stiffen angrily. "No, no, Castiel doesn't date." I nodded, slightly confused but more so understanding. I myself never let stings get attached. "I can understand, I don't date either." Jimmy had fallen quiet, contemplating about what I had said and when we moved he moved with robotic seeming motions and an empty look in his eyes. ________ When I slid into the Impala Sam was already there, buckled and ready to leave. "Why aren't you hanging out with your friends?" I turned towards Sam. "Daisy's girlfriend, Rose, is overwhelming and I don't think I can take any more of her." I turned the key to my car and we left the school. Sam stared out the window, happy with the veiw. Indianapolis isn't like most other big cities, it's not particularly CLEAN but it does have beautiful sceneries. I stopped the car in front of the apartment me and Sam were renting. Sam climbed out, "Alright I gotta put in some hours at the garage so don't wait up and I should be home before dinner." Sam nodded grabbing his back pack and going inside. I drove to the garage in slight worry of Sam's behaviour. When I arrived Bobby greated me. And motioned me to a car that needed mild work, super easy work. I breezed through it and went back to ask for another task, Bobby was standing up front talking to a dark haired boy about his car. I gasped in recognition and was struggling to decide whether to hide or go say hi to Jimmy. Unable to pick I was still standing there like an idiot when he looked over at me, I quickly settled for a wave and Jimmy looked blankly at me before waving back and turns towards Bobby. Feeling ignored I nod and went to just do a quick inspection of Baby while Bobby was busy with Jimmy. "Dean," I jumped and turned towards Bobby who was no longer busy with Jimmy. "That car over there needs some work, not sure what kind though." "Jimmy didn't tell you what's wrong with it?" I shifted and Bobby looked shocked. "Jimmy? How do you know his name?" I spun a wrench around. "Me and Jimmy go to school together." Bobby nodded, "He a mute or something?" I shook my head confused, "He didn't say a word to me. No matter what I asked." I scrunched up my nose, Jimmy seemed so open with Dean, why wouldn't he even talk to Bobby? "That's weird..." Chapter End Notes Hmmm, question of the day... What is (are) your favorite color(s)? Oh! And my answer for the last one, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream, mine is either mint chocolate chip, bubble gum, or lemon lime sherbet! End Notes All my stories have their own little quirk. Such as 'Darkened by Death' had the happy pictures, 'She Will Return' (which I have yet to publish) has a scene from the manga. So I'm thinking this one could be little questions: So, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream? (Note all my other works are on Wattpad, it's Firesakazaki if anyone would like to read them.) Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!