Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/13240647. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage, Rape/Non-Con Category: M/M Fandom: Original_Work Relationship: Original_Male_Character/Original_Male_Character, Original_Male_Character/ Original_Male_Character/Original_Male_Character Additional Tags: Just_a_bunch_of_drabbles, Experimenting_with_POV, warnings_per_chapter, Most_of_them_are_sfw, But_many_are_not, Details_in_each_chapter_but_tags include, Somnophilia, body_swapping, Car_Sex, Predatory/Prey, Masturbation, Rape, A/B/O, Body_Worship, wet_dreams, Spitroasting, Daddy Kink, Teacher_Kink, Making_Porn, Gentle_Sex, Hurt/Comfort, Role_Reversal, Non-Consensual_Spanking Series: Part 21 of How_Best_to_Use_a_Sword Stats: Published: 2018-01-02 Updated: 2018-03-30 Chapters: 102/? Words: 85883 ****** The Moments in between the Moments Are Just as Important ****** by AntagonizedPenguin Summary A collection of drabbles for the series, mostly, written in response to prompts I received on Tumblr. Notes Like the summary says, this is just a nice place for me to collect different drabbles and other short things that I've written in response to requests on my Tumblr, so most of them are going to be pretty short and though they're canonical unless stated otherwise, they don't have much impact on the main plot, which is why they don't appear in the main story. That said, they are often a place where I'll show a different POV to give the reader a different perspective on someone's relationship, so it's not like you won't get anything out of reading them if you decide to. And depending on what gets requested, there may well be some plot tidbits here and there, you never know. All usual warnings for different stories in the series apply and some of these are going to be nsfw, but most aren't as of my writing this. Each chapter will be titled with the characters and prompt that started it, for easy navigation. This first chapter is mildly nsfw because of Gavin's extremely active imagination. ***** Gavin/Owen, Apodyopis ***** Prompt: "Apodyopis--the act of mentally undressing someone, with Owen and Gavin during a meeting," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- It wasn’t that Gavin didn’t care about his sister’s wedding plans, he did. It was just that he cared a lot about his plans to strip Owen naked and do unspeakable things to him more. To be fair, he wasn’t the only one not really paying attention. Gabrielle herself looked bored to death, mom looked about ready to stab the decorators with a fork and he was pretty sure those notes dad was taking were a letter begging for help. He thought he could be excused for maybe thinking forward a little. For all his confidence, Owen had no idea how handsome he was, and it drove Gavin to distraction all the time. He was just sitting there at the table, trying to seem interested and doing a terrible job, and all Gavin could think about was what he looked like without his clothes on. He’d start by unlacing his boots, tossing those aside before crawling into Owen’s lap and pulling his right arm out of the sleeve, then his left, then lifting his shirt over his head and ditching that too. That would give him access to Owen’s broad chest and shoulders, to the strong form that he loved, that he wanted to eat off of all the time. He pictured those muscles, the light scar Owen had under his left nipple from a fall he’d taken as a kid, the dusting of hair across his chest and then downward, leading to his bellybutton and then downwards again, light red, hard to make out against his skin. Then he’d take the belt off, slowly, and unlace the tight pants even more slowly. Owen’s pants always looked too tight to Gavin. And he’d pull those down, slowly revealing those powerful thighs and legs, letting them drop when they got to his knees, so he could head back up and do the same for the smallclothes, getting Owen to lift his hips as he pulled them down, letting Owen’s hard cock–Owen would be hard, Owen was always hard–spring free, revealing his balls and all those intimate places that were Gavin’s alone, and he’d let those fall to the floor too, maybe kissing those hands he loved, the shoulders, stomach, as he made his way down to the… “Gavin.” Shaking his head a bit and pulling his gaze away from his now mentally naked Owen, Gavin turned to face his mom. “Yes?” “You were asked a question. Were you listening?” Not even a little bit. “Sorry. I don’t think the northern nobility will like it if you put them that far back, but they’ll live. I’ll talk Lord Dyskin’s son into it and he’ll talk his dad into it. It’s fine.” There was nodding, and conversation moved on. Gavin had a lot of experience covering a lack of attention in meetings like this. Once he was sure he wasn’t about to be called on again, Gavin returned his attention to his knight, and resumed where he’d left off. ***** Klaus, Druxy ***** Chapter Notes No warnings for this one, except for the potential to figure out some plot things if you read this with the right information in mind. Prompt: "Klaus and "Druxy--Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside,” by sandofthemountain, based on this_prompt_list. ---   It was going to be marvelous when it was finished construction. The structure of the church was the height of modern architecture, the kind of Klaus knew would age well. Some old things looked out of place a hundred years later, but this wouldn’t be one of them. In a hundred years, five hundred, it would be stately and attractive, rather than crumbling and desolate, assuming that money was put into keeping it up. Too bad the church, like its ideals, was built on a foundation of rot. They didn’t know, these people, what they were building. Or where they were building, and what had used to be here. An irony, considering. The older Klaus got, the better appreciation he developed of historical ironies. A church devoted to peace growing out of an attempt at genocide. Building an altar to a psychopath on the graves of his victims. Demonizing–literally–the people who had fought and died to save them all. The city was new, or newer. Klaus still remembered it as it had been, before it had been wiped off the face of the world in a burst of violence that had scarred the cosmos. He’d only seen some of it before it had fallen, but he remembered the graves, the mausoleum, the obelisk, the temple where Klaus had fallen on the steps, bleeding and looking up at Nathen Jerell De’Kerken as, vacant, he held up his blade with intent to slaughter a little boy just as he’d slaughtered everyone else he’d run across. That had been the only time Klaus had ever seen Nathen, the man at the centre of everything. He’d been an attractive man, not tall, dark-haired and looking composed even as he splattered everything in blood. A beautiful man wrapped around a rotten, corrupt and dangerous soul. And this church that was being constructed near his grave was no different. Klaus knew, because he’d watched it be founded, been there during its early days. Klaus knew, because Klaus knew people and what they wanted and what motivated them. He’d seen enough of them, spent enough time, and he was always disappointed by what they ended up doing, by how short-sighted they ended up being. Even his own people had gotten lost along the way, distracted by power and their own foolish disagreements. Short-sighted and foolish, refusing to listen to someone who knew what was going on. Klaus wasn’t short-sighted. It was no longer for him to tell the humans of their folly, to tell them why building this church here was a bad idea. Why building a church at all was a bad idea. Temples, churches, altars. No matter how strong the prisons humans built for their gods, the gods always broke free eventually. Humans and gods couldn’t exist together. Klaus turned away from the church and the rotten foundations it stood on. The war wasn’t over and Klaus was one of the only ones who remembered that. So he left the humans to their folly and disappeared into the city that was no longer called Thunder’s Falls. ***** Henry/Sam, Lalochezia ***** Chapter Notes This particular set of prompts occasioned a lot of requests for Sam and Henry stuff, so of course the usual warnings for those two apply. For anyone not reading the main story in which they appear, those warnings are rape, manipulation, torture and a generally very messed up relationship between a psychopathic sadist and his victim. This particular drabble is safe for work though (as are all the ones I've gotten for them so far), so that stuff is all background, and is heavily implied at the end as well. Prompt: "Sam and Henry with Lalochezia--The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain,” by two anons, based on this_prompt_list. --- “You’re a piece of shit,” Sam spat, pacing the length of the room. “A worthless, disgusting, cowardly piece of shit.” Henry just watched him, read Sam’s posture as he paced. He’d moved some of the chairs and the low table a little bit so they wouldn’t be in Sam’s way, because bumping into a piece of furniture in the mood he was in would just make it worse. “How do you even live with yourself? You’re a pustulent little cretin, filthy parasite with half a brain, I’m surprised you even mustered enough intelligence to pick up a sword. World would have been better off if you’d fucking fallen on it when you were a kid.” It might have been. Henry didn’t know anymore. He’d thought about killing himself, more than once. But he couldn’t. Because he had a feeling that part of Sam hoped he would, and he wouldn’t give that to Sam. He wouldn’t let Sam have that from him. Not until he was sure it would hurt Sam badly. Irreparably. Sam was shaking as he continued on his tirade. “You’re not even going to say anything to defend yourself because you know I’m right,” he sneered. “You’re such a fucking waste of air.” Henry just sat there, breathing loudly enough that Sam could hear him, watching Sam. He looked so young when he was like this, it almost made Henry feel bad for him. He wondered what was really bothering Sam. Henry had stopped him from ripping one of his slaves apart a minute ago and Sam had gone off on him, but something had been upsetting him all day, since they’d woken up. Sam was so easy to read it was almost pathetic. Henry had had to learn how to deal with his moods pretty quickly if he’d wanted to survive, and it had turned out he wasn’t that hard to handle as long as he paid attention. “Bet your parents were bloody glad when they were lit on fire, they were finally rid of you forever. Probably wished you were there with them so they could listen to you scream. Probably wished they’d killed you when you were a baby. If only they’d known what a fucking disappointment you’d turn out to be.” “You’d know,” Henry said quietly, because Sam was working himself up farther and farther and he needed to be interrupted before someone died. “What did you just say,” Sam hissed, spinning to face Henry, face contorted in wrath. “You heard me. I’m not the only one in here whose parents were disappointed in him.” Henry’s parents had loved him, but that didn’t matter. “You…” “Your father never cared about you. He never even liked you. He regretted not killing you when you were born and we both know it.” Henry stood up. “I’m worthless? Yeah, but so are you. You’re a nasty little psychopath who doesn’t know the difference between a victim and a friend. You don’t know how to do anything but destroy what you touch, like a snot-nosed little asshole throwing a perpetual shit fit because he can’t have what he wants. You’ve never accomplished anything that actually matters and you never will and you think I’m a coward, you’re the one who had to hide behind me with my crossbow to get you away from your big bad daddy, you sniveling, stupid, weak…” The table split into four pieces and fell into itself, and Henry’s chair flew back, the sensation of ants on his skin enveloping Henry for just a second as Sam used his magic. Oops. He hadn’t meant to get so into that. Apparently Sam wasn’t the only one who liked to vent when he was upset. He should have known better than to call Sam weak. Whatever had been bothering Sam before was gone now, replaced with a real anger as Sam approached him, biting his lip. “Henry. Get on the bed. I think you need a few reminders of who you are.” Without a word, Henry moved past Sam, heading for the bed. This, for all that it was going to hurt, was safer. Sam was a lot more predictable this way. One day Sam might realize that he as at his most easily manipulated when he was pissed off, but he hadn’t yet and until he did, it was Henry’s best defense against him. ***** Gavin/Owen, Brontide ***** Prompt: "Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder, Gavin/Owen," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- It was just as Gavin was reaching up to dim the lamp for bed that he heard it. It was quiet, obviously far off, but there it was. Thunder. He’d always liked thunder as a kid, he thought it was cool. He’d imagine angels fighting demons in the clouds, throwing lightning bolts at each other as they stormed across the sky. Gavin didn’t like thunder anymore. Owen had heard it too, that was obvious by the way he’d gone suddenly pale in his chair over there, suddenly clenching his book tightly in his hands. Gavin put his own book on the bedside table, waved for Owen to come over to the bed. “Come here,” he said, quietly. Owen nodded, closed his book and put it aside, climbing into the bed without undressing and cuddling up to Gavin. Gavin put his arms around him, stroking Owen’s back. “It’s going to be okay. I’m here.” “I know,” Owen whispered, nodding against Gavin’s chest. “I’m fine.” “Yeah.” He wasn’t, and Gavin knew that. But it was okay, he understood. He kept his arms around Owen, kissed his head. “You’re fine. Promise.” Owen nodded again, cringing when another roll of thunder sounded in the distance. “You’re safe here, it’s far away,” Gavin whispered, rocking Owen back and forth a bit. “I’ll keep you safe.” Owen closed his eyes tight, trying to take deep breaths as Gavin held him. He was so strong, so brave. His dauntless knight. Seeing him like during a thunderstorm didn’t change Gavin’s vision of Owen, not in the slightest. He was only human, and humans all had fears. Having a weakness was what made him human. It just made him stronger in Gavin’s eyes. The fact that Owen wasn’t invincible, the fact that he could be scared by something normal, made the fact that he wasn’t afraid of anything else so much more powerful. Seeing Owen like this just made Gavin appreciate his strength all the more. Just made him love Owen all the more. “It’s okay,” he whispered again, holding Owen tight. “You’re going to be okay, Owen. You’re always going to be okay.” “I know,” Owen whispered back. “I know.” The thunder sounded again, still far off. It never got closer to the castle than that, but Gavin held Owen all night, keeping his dauntless knight safe. ***** Henry, Druxy ***** Chapter Notes Another Henry and Sam one, warnings intact, though Sam sleeps through this one so it's just Henry thinking at him. Prompt: "Druxy--Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside, Henry," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Once upon a time, Henry would have thought that sitting there watching someone sleep was creepy. And well, it still was. But it was far from the worst thing that Henry had done lately, so fuck it. He sat there and watched Sam sleep. It was the only time Sam ever looked peaceful, when he was asleep. Not always, he had nightmares just like Henry did, but sometimes. Part of Henry hated that. Because they both had nightmares when they slept, but when Sam woke up, his were over. It wasn’t fair that he should get to have good dreams sometimes, that he should get to sleep peacefully. The universe should be punishing him at every turn for what he did, for what he was. But maybe the universe didn’t care. Maybe Sam was right, and he really could do whatever he wanted. For all that he hated it, Henry couldn’t bring himself to disturb Sam when he slept, curled up against Henry’s side, sometimes with his head on Henry’s chest, like he had now. He’d been doing that more and more. Used to be he’d start there and roll away in his sleep, but lately Sam had been gravitating towards him in the night, ending up tangled in Henry in the mornings. Henry wasn’t sure what to make of it. He couldn’t disturb Sam’s sleep. Not because he was afraid of the ramifications or anything. Sam would hurt him if he wanted to and there wasn’t a lot Henry could do to stop that. It wasn’t because he felt bad for waking Sam up from a good night’s sleep either–though Sam did always look tired. Sleeping like this, Sam looked vulnerable, and it was the only time Henry got to see him like that. He looked small, and content and weak and Henry could reach right down and put his hands on Sam’s neck and Sam wouldn’t stop him. He looked human. He looked like a tired kid who needed more rest. He looked cute, if Henry looked at him long enough, forgot who he was looking at. Sam wasn’t an unattractive person, not physically. It was his personality that made him that way. It didn’t matter. Henry knew that being attractive didn’t mean Sam was secretly a nice guy at heart. It didn’t mean he was redeemable or that he was actually just misunderstood or any of that. Monsters could be pretty too. But at the same time, looking at Sam like this made Henry remember that Sam was what he’d been made into, that he was just a kid who’d been encouraged to be a monster by his father. And none of that excused his behaviour–Sam was old enough to know what he was doing, and he knew that he didn’t have to do it. Sam was just as much a monster as Solomon had been. But he was a person too, and that was important. It was important because monsters were indestructible, monsters were huge and powerful and dangerous. Humans, humans were small, weak, they could be manipulated ,they could be tricked they could lose. Sam was a monster, but he was human. He had to eat and sleep and shit like all of them. He had weaknesses. He wasn’t indestructible. If he could learn to control his personality, Henry knew, Sam would be a lot more effective. He’d be able to use that cute face of his to get people to do what he wanted instead of threatening and maiming his way through life. He was the kind of person who nobody would think was nasty until they were being tortured by him. Sam would be able to convince people that he was a victim too, if he wanted. And Henry was grateful that Sam would never do that, because it would make him so much more terrifying. That he went out of his way to make sure his exterior matched his interior made Sam less threatening, less dangerous. If he wrapped his rotten, festering cancer of a soul in this, in this sleeping, vulnerable, innocent-looking boy, hand curled into a half-fist on Henry’s chest, making weird noises every so often, Sam would be unstoppable. Henry never planned to tell him that. But he would watch Sam sleep, watch him unconsciously pretend to be harmless, and remind himself that it could be a lot worse. ***** Henry/Sam, Tarantism ***** Chapter Notes Another Sam and Henry one, also safe for work. Prompt: "Tarantism--The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing, with Sam and Henry atop the castle crenelations," by folkendefanel, based on this_prompt list. --- The Fury Plateau was painted orange with the sunset, jagged black shadow teeth cast across it by the falling light. Henry watched them lengthen, biting on the land, chewing up the light. It was just sundown. There was no fucking reason for him to be so melodramatic about it, he told himself, his internal voice sounding annoyingly like Sam. He should go inside before it got cold. But he didn’t want to. “Hope you’re not considering jumping.” Henry wasn’t even surprised to hear Sam. Of course he’d come to find him. Henry had been avoiding him for a while now, which he didn’t normally bother doing. “No. Not unless you I can pull you down with me.” Henry was the one being pulled down and they both knew it. “What are you doing out here, then?” Sam asked, coming over and joining Henry on the crenelated wall, leaning against it beside him. He sniffed the air, which smelled less like sulphur today than usual. “Just…” Henry shook his head, a hard habit to break. “Nothing. It doesn’t matter.” Sam sighed. “We both know you’re going to tell me in the end, Henry. Just spit it out.” Henry rolled his eyes. Fine. “It’s my parents’ wedding anniversary today.” “Oh.” That was all Sam said. No assurances that that was stupid, no scoff, no laugh. Just oh. “They always had a party to celebrate, they’d invite basically everyone, made it a feast for the common people as well. There was a lot of food, and music, and dancing…” Henry trailed off, smiling a little at the memory. “Anyway, it’s stupid.” “Yeah, it is.” Sam agreed, fiddling with a piece of loose stone between his fingers. “But you’re stupid, so whatever. Cry about it if you want to.” Henry snorted, giving Sam a suspicious look. He never knew when Sam was playing games with him and when he wasn’t. He tended to assume that Sam was always playing games with him. Sam was standing there, shoulders slumped a little as he played with the stone chip, resting his weight on the crenelation. “And what’s bothering you today?” Sam went tense. Sam always went tense when it was time to talk about himself. Henry assumed he probably just wouldn’t answer, or he’d make a snarky comment and call Henry something for asking. But instead he sighed. “What’s it like to have parents who love you?” That took Henry off guard for a minute, and he watched Sam, trying to figure out where the trap was in there. But he couldn’t find it, so he had no choice but to just answer. “It’s nice,” Henry said. “You always have someone who you can talk to, and who supports you and helps you if you need it. It makes you feel safe.” Henry watched, watched Sam react to that, watched him slump a bit more, go tense again, watched his face twist into something that might have been sad if Sam had known how to feel anything other than anger. “Stupid…” Sam muttered. “Yeah,” Henry agreed, still watching Sam. He was a monster, Sam was, and nothing was going to change that. But he was also, Henry had realized in the last few weeks, a sad, lonely boy who really wanted someone to love him. “Hey,” Henry said, gently putting his hand on Sam’s. Startling Sam was dangerous. “What?” Henry gave a tug, pulled Sam away from the wall. “Dance with me.” “What?” Sam’s face contorted into a sneer, but Henry wasn’t deterred. He put his arm around Sam’s waist, confident that Sam wouldn’t retaliate. “What the fuck is wrong with you?” “Nothing, I just miss dancing at my parents’ parties. Dance with me.” Henry didn’t know why he wanted to dance with Sam. He didn’t know why he wanted to dance at all. But he did. And he put Sam’s arm where it was supposed to go, starting to move. As Henry had thought, Sam let him “This is stupid,” he grumbled, moving awkwardly after Henry. He obviously didn’t know how to dance. Their bodies were pressed together, their arms around each other. “Yeah,” Henry agreed. “But so am I. Indulge me for once.” Sam let out an annoyed breath, but he kept moving, resting his head against Henry’s chest. “Fine. I don’t know what you’re after here. You don’t even like me.” “No,” Henry agreed. “But you’re the closest thing in the world to someone I do like.” And it was pathetic, but it was true. Henry didn’t like Sam. But Sam was the only person he had left. And so they danced, swaying back and forth as the sun went down, swallowing the world in dark. ***** Isaac/Peter, Lygerastia (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes I went full-on porn with this one, so be warned for gentle, not really private sex. Prompt: "Lygerastia--the condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out, with Isaac and Peter," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Isaac was sleeping with Baker. Or at least that was what he thought he was doing, until Peter’s globe of light finally went out. He’d been studying all day, and it wasn’t like Isaac was pouting that he was being ignored or anything, he knew schoolwork was important. He was pouting because Peter had made him go away every time he’d tried to kiss him, which sucked. But when Peter’s light went out, there was a shuffling, the tap of Peter’s cane against the floor, and then a weight on his bed as Peter crawled in, not beside Isaac like he usually did when he wanted to cuddle and sleep, but right on top of him. “Hey.” “Hey,” Isaac whispered. “How was the studying?” “It was alright, I guess.” Peter lay down right on Isaac, and kissed him. He was hard, and Isaac wondered how long that had been true. “I missed you.” “I wasn’t the one who was hiding behind books all day,” Isaac reminded him, kissing back. “Yeah. Sorry. But now I’m here and you’re naked, right?” Isaac snickered. “Yeah. It’s like you’re only using me for my body.” “Shhh…” Peter sat up, stripped out of his shirt, and there was a lot of movement that did good things for Isaac as he got the rest of his clothes off too. When Peter rejoined Isaac, he did it under the blanket, pressing their hard ons together, grinding. Isaac put a hand around his back, keeping him in place. “You’re unusually assertive tonight,” he teased. Peter nodded, reaching down and taking both of them in one hand. “I’ve been hard since the sun went down,” he said, panting in Isaac’s ear. “We’d better do something about that,” Isaac was trying to keep his voice down. Baker got annoyed at them, gave a small yap and went to go sleep on Peter’s bed instead. It was hardly the first time this had happened, he’d live. “I’m trying to do…that…ah…” Peter gasped as he came, spilling all over Isaac’s belly. He let himself go and kept stroking Isaac, kissing him all over the face as he went, until Isaac arched his back and came as well, trying to keep quiet. “Better?” Isaac asked breathily. “Better,” Peter confirmed, pressing against Isaac again. “But I’m not done.” His hand wandered downwards, between Isaac’s legs. Isaac smiled, not that Peter could see him in the dark. “Spencer and Skip are going to wake up.” “Not if we’re quiet,” Peter insisted, slipping a cum-coated finger quickly inside Isaac. Quickly, but not more quickly than Isaac could handle. Even like this, he was considerate. So Isaac spread his legs a bit, gave Peter better access. “I guess we’ll have to be quiet, then.” Peter grunted, slipping a second finger in. Isaac kept his mouth shut, breathing through his nose as Peter fingered him open, then withdrew and lined himself up. “You’re so impatient,” Isaac said, stifling a laugh as Peter pressed inside. “I’m just horny,” Peter grunted, pushing in, and in, steadily. He was audibly trying to hold back a groan as he did, and by the time he was all the way in, so was Isaac. Peter kissed him, the better to swallow both of their noises as he started moving. He knew how to hit the right spot inside Isaac over half the time now, and try as he might, Isaac couldn’t quite not vocalize his approval of that, even as Peter made noises back to tell Isaac how much he liked being in there. Isaac came first, Peter giving one well-timed strike to that spot, and he arched his back, swallowed a moan and splattered himself. As he was squirting his last spurt, Peter went tense, rammed into him and started to fill Isaac up with a low noise that Isaac loved. When he was done they collapsed, Peter still inside him, panting, Peter started kissing Isaac again, on the mouth, on the shoulders. “Feeling better?” Isaac asked. Peter nodded, still kissing. “A lot better,” he panted. “You’re still hard,” Isaac whispered. “Are you guys done?” a sleepy voice drifted down from above. It was Spencer. Oops. Isaac wasn’t embarrassed, but he did feel a bit bad for waking him up. “Sorry,” he whispered. “My fault,” Peter added. “Just keep it down,” Spencer grumbled, and they could hear him roll over. “Trying to sleep.” The two of them waited a minute, until Spencer was probably asleep again. Isaac grinned in the dark. “We weren’t very good at staying quiet.” “We just need practice,” Peter said, kissing Isaac again. “Want to try again, see if we can get it right this time?” “You read my mind.” ***** Henry/Sam, Tarantism redux ***** Chapter Notes Another Sam and Henry one, safe for work except for some swearing. Prompt: "Alternate Tarantism--the urge to overcome melancholy by dancing (following up from the previous prompt on the same topic), in which Sam is forced to do the polka in front of a portrait of Solomon," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. ---   “You asshole!” Sam railed at the portrait, the one Henry had never noticed and therefore never taken down, and of course Sam hadn’t known it was there either. “I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.” He was livid, but it was hard for Henry not to laugh because he was doing some ridiculous looking dance while he ranted and raved. And it…seemed like he had been for a while. It might be dangerous. Maybe he was going to have to dance until he died. Which would be hilarious, but Henry would have to help him. “If you’d fucking told me anything about anything, none of this would be happening! If you’d trusted me, I might not have killed you!” Sam was panting heavily, he’d obviously been at this for a while, as he danced, back and forth, back and forth. It went on for a bit, Sam listing all of his father’s many inadequacies, getting shorter and shorter of breath. “If you’d cared about me at all maybe we could have…” Sam gave a bit of a sob, fell down all of the sudden, backed away from the picture as quickly as he could. He got to his feet quickly, moving away from the portrait and heading for the door at a near run. Henry moved out of the way and Sam heard him. “Who…” “It’s me,” Henry said, feeling the crawling of Sam’s power on his skin. “It’s me, Sam. I…thought I heard you yelling.” There were tears on Sam’s cheeks. “It was nothing, there’s a…” Sam paused, tried visibly to get himself under control. “There’s a curse on something in that room. As soon as I stood too close to it I got…stuck. Briefly.” “Yeah,” Henry said with a nod. “There’s a…a painting in there. I’ll have it taken down.” “Have it burnt,” Sam told him, shoving past Henry and storming into the hallway. He was shaking. “I’m going to have a bath. Don’t come back until that thing is destroyed.” He stormed off, and Henry nodded again. “Okay,” he called after Sam, waiting until he was gone to smile again. And though he’d never have thought he could find anything related to Sam funny, Henry chuckled to himself as he went to go find someone to get rid of the portrait. Sam was a terrible dancer. ***** Henry/Sam, Sphallolalia ***** Chapter Notes Sam and Henry, safe for work though there's some talk about sex, set a few days after chapter 20 of the main story (which was decidedly not safe for work). Prompt: "Sphallolalia--Flirtatious talk that leads nowhere, with Sam and Henry," by two anons, based on this_prompt_list. --- “Did you mean that, the other night?” Henry looked up from the book he’d been reading. It was an adventure novel, and he didn’t think anything about Solomon’s castle had surprised him more than finding a bunch of them in his library. They all had basically the same plot, right down to the tacky sex scenes. “Did I mean what?” Sam was fiddling with some talisman in his hands, the buzz in the air suggesting he was doing magic on it. “Nevermind.” “Sam?” Sam was blushing, Henry saw. “You said I was cute. Do you really think that, or were you just fucking with me because you were horny?” Henry blinked, remembering back to the other night. When he’d just…really wanted to fuck Sam. And it had been good. He was still confused about that. It looked like Sam was confused about that too. And he was blushing. Henry raised his eyebrows. And then, getting an idea, he grinned. “Yeah, I did. Is that a problem?” “No,” Sam grumbled, red deepening. “Think whatever you want. What do I care what I look like?” “You might, if you knew the effect it had on people,” Henry teased, leaning back in the chair a little. “It’s too bad about your personality, because from the looks perspective, you’re pretty up there.” “Shut up.” Sam swallowed, hands still moving over the trinket. The buzz of sorcery had disappeared from the air. “Really, I’m kind of surprised you don’t have people beating down the door to get at you. You’re strong, powerful, important, easy to look at.” It was actually kind of too bad Sam was a violent psychopath. “Maybe I should be getting jealous.” “Stop being stupid.” Sam was fidgeting now, obviously embarrassed. “I’m just saying, if you wanted a repeat of the other night I could oblige you.” Henry didn’t know if he could. He still wasn’t sure how he felt about what had happened. “Henry…” “Just let me know, I’m here if you’re interested. If you’re not careful I’ll have to start keeping you locked up to so I can have you to myself.” “Henry!” Sam was so red in the face Henry was surprised he wasn’t aflame. “I said, shut up.” Henry smirked, picked up his book again. He was at a tacky sex scene. “I could be the key to your locked heart,” he read. “If you open your mouth again I’m going to stab you.” The next line was a hilarious flower euphemism, and Henry had to take a second to decide if it was worth it. But he just smiled, went back to the book and kept that one in his pocket for another day. ***** Gavin, Owen/Edwin, Mamihlapinatapei ***** Chapter Notes Another one that is not safe for work thanks to Gavin's vivid imagination. Edwin hails from a story centered around an incestuous relationship, but that doesn't come into play here. Prompt: "Mamihlapinatapei--The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move, for Owen and Edwin, because there isn't enough punch-punch-kiss in their lives for Gavin's tastes," by folkendefanel, based on this_prompt_list. --- Gavin didn’t usually follow Owen to the fortress, mostly because though he loved Owen more than flowers loved sunlight, he could only watch his beloved knight pound on other guys for so long before it got boring. Fighting just didn’t fascinate Gavin, it never had, and though he had a healthy appreciation for how good Owen was at it, and he did get a kick out of watching Owen beat up people who’d trained for years, after a while it got dull and his mind started to wander. And Gavin’s mind tended with a lot of consistency to wander onto the same topic. At first it was innocent enough. He imagined Owen naked, which was easy enough since he had a pretty solid image of that in his head. He imagined Owen coming over here after every training victory and claiming his reward from Gavin for winning. Then he decided it wasn’t fair that Owen was the only one who should be naked and he started imagining that his opponents were too. Gavin had a pretty active imagination, so it wasn’t too much of a stretch for him to just mentally undress all the squires his knight was sparing with too. They all looked pretty nice undressed, in Gavin’s opinion. Maybe he should see about getting naked sparring day instituted at the fortress. Now that was fighting he could get behind. Especially if the winner got to pound the loser in a different way after the match. Gavin had the best ideas. It wasn’t that Owen wasn’t enough for him, never that. But Gavin had been serious at the banquet when he’d suggested that he and Owen think about inviting a third person once in a while. Just for fun. Mostly because Gavin wanted to watch Owen with someone else. Because Gavin was thinking about this, he straightened a little when Owen’s next opponent came to face him. Gavin knew that Owen liked Edwin a fair bit, he was one of the people at the fortress who Owen talked about on occasion. What Gavin had never noticed before was the way they looked at each other. Edwin looked at Owen like he wanted to eat him. Owen looked at Edwin like he wanted to heft him over a shoulder and carry him off. Gavin’s mind was in a bit of a haze since he’d been actively working on orgiastic daydreams for the last hour, but he was pretty sure he wasn’t imagining that. Their fight was electric, seeming to Gavin to be a lot more tense than the others. Owen and Edwin kept eye contact the entire time, that strange eye contact that they both had to know wasn’t normal. They wanted to fuck. Gavin wasn’t jealous, because he knew Owen wouldn’t. He was mostly intrigued. He watched the two of them move back and forth, imagining it happening in his bedroom and without clothes, with different swords in their hands and… It only last for a few seconds and the Edwin was on the ground. Owen smirked down at him in a way that clearly said he wanted a reward to Gavin. Edwin glared up at Owen, sullen and looking like he half-hoped Owen would claim that reward. Then Owen helped Edwin up and Edwin stalked off, grumbling something at his knight, the one who looked like a cousin or brother, before disappearing into the crowd. That was apparently the last of Owen’s opponents for now, because he took a long moment to give some lecture that Gavin didn’t listen to, and then he wandered over to Gavin, grinning. “You look excited.” “I just like watching you win. You like Edwin.” Owen looked at him, wiping some sweat from his forehead. “Yeah,” he said with a nod. “He’s a good guy, pretty good fighter. You’d like him too, I think.” “Yeah,” Gavin said, smirking. Owen clearly didn’t get it yet. He would. “I bet I would.” ***** James/Ron, Basorexia ***** Chapter Notes One that requires no warnings for once! Prompt: "Basorexia--the overwhelming desire to kiss, with James and Ron," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “Ron.” “Yeah” “Come here.” “Okay, sure.” “Closer.” “Uh…okay.” “Closer,” James said again, when Ron stopped just in front of his face. “How close do you want me to get?” James smiled, closed the last inch and kissed Ron. “That close.” Ron giggled a little. James never ceased to amaze at how such a handsome, strong person could giggle like that. “Oh. You could have just said so.” “I suppose, but where’s the fun in that?” James was happy. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d been this happy. His mind immediately cast back to before his parents had left, but even then James came up with nothing. He didn’t know if it was because his memories were all coloured by the baby’s birthday or if he really never had been this happy in his life, but either way, having Ron here was like bathing in sunlight after living underground his whole life. James couldn’t believe he’d nearly let Ron go. He couldn’t believe Ron had chosen to stay anyway. “Fair enough,” Ron said, giving James one more kiss before backing away, going back to his work. He was sorting James’s jars of herbs using some strange system that James didn’t understand, but which Ron claimed would make it easier to find everything when he was done. James was supposed to be alphabetizing the books on the shelf and moving the ones he never used to a pile so they could be out of the way. But it was boring and Ron was distracting him..He kept watching Ron work, sitting there in a ray of sunlight and humming a little to himself as he sorted. He had a few stray flower petals in his hair, which James thought were from the kiss just then. Every time they touched more of them grew. James didn’t understand how someone could be that pretty. Ron glanced up at him, smiling. “You didn’t forget the alphabet, right?” “Of course not,” James said, turning back to the books, smiling to himself now. “Just watching you.” “You’re never going to get anything done if you keep doing that.” James disagreed. He’d get a lot of watching done. “I think watching you is more important than the books.” Ron chuckled. “Well, that’s for you to decide, I guess.” “Yes,” James agreed with a nod, looking for his climbing plant compendium to shelve in the proper place. “It is.” He kept his eyes on the bookshelf though, for a time. He only glanced over his shoulder at Ron every few minutes or so. He really wanted to kiss him again. James didn’t think anyone could blame him. He was pretty, the flowers in his reddish hair, getting long again. He needed to cut it. The way the muscles of his bare shoulders moved as he sorted and picked through the jars, the way he tapped his foot, the sound of the song he was humming, one James recognized. Ron was so wonderful, and James didn’t know what he’d done to deserve him. “James?” James straightened, pretended that he’d been considering the cover of this bestiary. “Yes?” “What’s this herb? I don’t recognize it.” James looked over his shoulder, came over to the table. Ron was holding up a jar of something slightly yellow. James took it from him, sniffed it. “Um.” He dipped his finger inside, tasted the powder a bit. “It’s mustard.” “Oh,” Ron took the jar back, popped the lid back on. “I’ve never seen it powdered before. Thank you.” “You’re…” James ran his hand down Ron’s shoulder, his upper arm, watching his lips move. And he leaned down and captured those lips in his, kissing Ron and not letting him go. Ron tilted his head up, kissed him back, and James held the kiss for as long as he could before he had to breathe. “You’re welcome.” “Thanks,” Ron said again, patting James’s cheek. “How’s it going over there?” “Fine,” James said, starting to pull away before changing his mind and going in for another kiss. “Just perfect.” ***** Henry/Sam, Capernoited ***** Chapter Notes More Henry and Sam. Prompt: "Capernoited--slightly intoxicated or tipsy, with Sam and Henry," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “You’re drunk.” Henry giggled a little. “Nah. I had like one drink.” It had been a big drink, to be fair. But Henry wasn’t drunk. He was just…something that wasn’t quite drunk. “Ohg’ne.” “What?” “That’s the word for it in Chez’n,” Henry told Sam, swaying a little as he was pulled back to Sam’s room. To their room. “Ohg’ne, when you drink enough to make you happy, but not enough to fall over.” “That’s a stupid word. Drunk is drunk.” Henry laughed. “You’re funny.” “Shut up.” “You always say that when I compliment you,” Henry observed, nodding along to his own observation. “Don’t you like compliments?” “I don’t like it when you act like an idiot,” Sam sighed, turning Henry around a corner. It wasn’t like Henry didn’t know the way back to their room. Sam was overreacting. “I think you don’t know what to do when someone’s nice to you,” Henry said, trying to keep his balance on the swaying floor. “So you’re mean to them so that you don’t have to try and be nice back.” “If you don’t shut up, I’m going to leave you here on the floor.” “I can get back on my own,” Henry told him, closing his eyes. He smiled a little at the thought that Sam was the one leading them around, but he decided against making a comment about it. Sam got mad when people made comments about his blindness, and Henry didn’t want Sam to be mad. “You should be happy too. Why aren’t you ohg’ne?” “Because wine makes you stupid, and I don’t like it,” Sam snapped. “Mmm…you don’t like it that people might see you and not be afraid for two minutes,” Henry suggested, lurching a little as Sam stopped in front of a door and got it open. “You don’t like that people might think you’re normal.” “Why should I? Normal people are a waste of time.” “Huh.” Henry giggled again. “You’re funny,” he repeated. “Has anyone ever told you that you’re funny?” “No, I can honestly say they haven’t,” Sam said, tersely, as he led Henry into the room and all but threw him into a chair. “And you can stop saying it too.” “Why?” Henry didn’t understand why Sam was so tetchy about compliments. Well, he did, but you’d think that he’d want Henry to be nice to him. “You’re weird. You said you wanted to be my friend, but then every time I try to be nice, you get mad and pretend you don’t like it.” “I told you, I don’t like it when you act like an idiot,” Sam said, taking his coat off and retreating to the bed. Henry got up and followed him, awkwardly stripping out of most of his clothes and leaving them on the floor. Todd would pick them up in the morning. Poor Todd. “But you always think I’m acting like an idiot,” he protested, laying down beside Sam and yawning. “And you still want to be my friend.” “I want you to stop being stupid,” Sam told him, even as he let Henry wrap around his arm. “I think you’ll be a lot more interesting when you do.” “Hm.” Henry said, wondering what that meant. He had a feeling he knew, but he couldn’t remember. He snickered. “You’re funny. We both know you’re interested in me now.” A low sigh. “Just shut up and go to sleep.” “Okay.” Unlike a lot of Sam’s ideas, that was a good one, so Henry closed his eyes, nuzzling Sam and not able to remember why he didn’t normally do that. “Talk to you in the morning.” Sam was quiet, and Henry started to drift off, head nice and fuzzy. Just before he fell asleep, or maybe just after so he wasn’t sure if it was part of a dream or not, Henry heard, “Talk to you in the morning, Henry.” ***** Pax, Malapert ***** Prompt:: "Malapert--skilled in manners of speech, with Pax," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Apparently mermaids were a thing. Which Pax had totally known, everyone knew that mermaids were a thing and his marine biology training had included a lot of suspicious absences with regards to fish people, which had made him assume that fish people existed, but knowing that from negation and knowing that because there was a mermaid sitting there on the ship were two entirely different things. “Did you know mermaids were a thing?” Pax asked Nate, nudging him slightly in the ribs to get his attention away from the naked fish lady whose hair looked like seaweed and onto Pax where it belonged. “Yeah,” Nate said with a nod. “Though we’ve never actually seen one. Much less had one insist on coming onboard and negotiating with the captain.” The mermaid lady’s name was Lydia and she and the captain had been talking for half an hour about whether or not the Sparkling Wind was allowed to sail in this bit of water that apparently the mermaids really liked. It looked the same as all the other water to Pax, but what did he know about water? “Then we are agreed,” Lydia was saying, smiling up at the captain from the chair Pax and Nate had helped her sit in. He wondered how long she could be out of water like that. He was also surprised that she had legs, but apparently merpeople did, so that was a thesis right there. “You may not sail through these waters without a proper offering to us to ensure safety, and so long as those conditions are honoured, we may not impede or assail your vessel.” Pax frowned, wondering if the captain had heard what he had. “Very well,” Natalie said, because she hadn’t, clearly. “I…” “Wait,” Pax called out, stepping forward. “May not?” “Did I misspeak?” Lydia asked, arching in an eyebrow that she didn’t have in a very arch way for someone who didn’t have an eyebrow to arch. “Yes, may not.” “Why is the accord worded in the negative?” Pax wanted to know. He knew that technically he was supposed to let the captain speak, but the mermaid was trying to cheat them. “Shouldn’t it be ‘we must pay your offering in order to sail through these waters, and if we do, your people will leave us alone?’” “I hardly see the point of rearranging the wording, young human.” “Pax…” Natalie was frowning, though, and Pax suspected she was catching on. “I see.” “I think that you worded the first clause in the negative so you could get away with putting the second clause in the subjunctive and hiding it in our grammatical structure,’ Pax said, crossing his arms and looking at Lydia, unimpressed. Even if she had blue skin, he was still unimpressed. “If we do as you say, you might not attack us, is what you said.” A very pretty frown from Lydia. “Of course we will have no cause to attack you…” “That’s not the same as saying you won’t attack us. I have no cause to dislike badgers but I still do. If you don’t plan to attack us, then you shouldn’t have any trouble changing the wording of your agreement,” Pax said. “And saying that we may not sail through these waters without a proper offering to you to ensure safety as stipulated, and so long as those conditions are honoured, you will not impede or assail our vessel.” Pax thought about it. “And I’d go ahead and add that you won’t allow anything to happen to us through inaction or negligence, either. You’re asking us to give you a lot when we pass through. It’s the least you can do.” Why mermaids needed human money Pax didn’t know. Maybe there was some sort of organized crime cabal that was in league with them. Lydia held Pax’s gaze for a long moment, before throwing back her head and laughing. “You should have warned me you had such a skilled negotiator onboard, Captain. Very well. You will meet the conditions we discussed, and we will not impede or assail you, or let anything else do so. And as a token of appreciation for your crewman’s linguistic skill, we will waive the conditions on this one occasion and enforce them only next time. Agreed?” Natalie looked at Pax, who thought about it. They had definitely meant to attack the ship later and waiving the fee was an attempt to mollify the captain. But Pax didn’t see any other traps in the agreement, so he nodded at the captain. “Agreed,” Natalie said, offering her hand to shake. “Good catch,” Nate muttered, as Pax sighed in relief. “I just didn’t want to be dragged into the abyss by a fish with legs,” Pax muttered. “I’ve eaten too much fish in my lifetime, I don’t want the process reversed. Speaking of which, let’s not have fish for supper tonight. Where’s Cedric?” ***** Marcus/Daniel, Tarantism ***** Chapter Notes This story is one about slavery, but other that nothing super warning-worthy here. Prompt: Tarantism--the urge to overcome melancholy by dancing, would suit Daniel quite well," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Daniel hadn’t been in the room when Marcus had come back, and he hadn’t been where Marcus had left him at the banister, and he wasn’t anywhere, and Marcus was worried. He knew how much it hurt, what Theodore did to them. He knew how it felt. He didn’t know exactly how Daniel was feeling because it was always different, but he knew that he was feeling bad and Marcus cared about him. Like Hugh had said, he wanted to make sure Daniel knew he wasn’t alone. He didn’t seem like he was the kind of person who kill himself to Marcus, but Marcus’s dad hadn’t seemed like the kind of person to kill himself either, and that hadn’t stopped him from jumping off a roof. He wasn’t going to be anywhere where Theodore would go, or would see him, so that narrowed his search a little, but the house was fucking huge–too huge–and Daniel was a tiny piece of shit. Marcus felt bad for even thinking that, even if he hadn’t meant anything bad by it. Daniel was a good kid, not like him, and he didn’t deserve to be called names. Marcus should have been nicer to him from the start, but he’d just been so hurt, and so angry, and he just couldn’t stop himself from wondering what Daniel had that he didn’t, from wondering why Daniel was better than him. But that wasn’t it at all, he understood that. Because Theodore was a monster, and he got bored with them after a while. That was all it was, Theodore had gotten bored with Marcus, just like he’d gotten bored with Hugh, and with Denny, and with Al and Trevor and the older guys. It was what he did. He’d gotten bored with Daniel now. None of them were better than the others, they were just newer, and younger. Marcus was starting to get seriously worried. Daniel was a quiet kid–he talked quietly, he moved quietly, everything he did was so quiet–he might well have slipped past the guards and ran, maybe hearing Theodore suggest it had put the idea in his head. Maybe he was out on the street somewhere where he’d be caught and killed, or worse, caught and not killed. But no. Daniel didn’t do things by accident, or on impulse. Marcus didn’t really know much about him, he didn’t talk much about himself and when he did, sometimes it had the flavour of something he’d made up, maybe something that was better than his real life beforehand, which Marcus understood because he’d done it a few times too, so he didn’t really know. But he could just tell. Daniel wasn’t impulsive. He was the opposite, probably too much. If he was going to run, he’d have a plan, and he’d have had it for weeks. Leaving Marcus to worry if maybe Daniel had had a plan to run for a few weeks and just not told them. Just as he was getting seriously worried, Marcus heard someone humming. Turning towards the sound, he cornered a hallway and pushed open the door to the art room, where Theodore had lots of stupid paintings hanging. He pushed open the door as quietly as he could, and there was Daniel, humming to himself as he danced. Marcus had never seen Daniel dance, but he moved like water, flowing from one step to another in a way that he had to have learned at some point. Marcus had never cared much about dancing, but he was immediately captivated by the way Daniel moved, and he stood there watching him for an amount of time that he didn’t track. He’d always thought Daniel was kind of cute, but watching him like this, he really appreciated how beautiful he was. Daniel stopped suddenly, stopped moving, stopping humming, green eyes on Marcus. “Hi,” he said, a little sheepish. Maybe a little worried, like he thought Marcus would make fun of him. Two months ago Marcus might have, to be fair. Marcus felt bad. He hadn’t meant to ruin whatever Daniel had going on. “Hi,” he said, feeling huge and stupid. “I didn’t mean to…you’re a really good dancer.” “Oh,” Daniel looked away. “Thanks. I…someone taught me when I was younger.” There it was again, that sense that Daniel may not have been lying per se, but that he also wasn’t telling the truth. Marcus nodded. “Are you feeling okay?” Daniel shook his head. “I don’t know. I was trying to…” he shrugged. “To clear my head, or something.” Marcus edged into the room, shut the door. “You should…keep going, if it helps. You should do whatever helps.” He could see the pain in Daniel’s eyes, even if he was trying to hide it. He wanted that pain to go away, and Marcus kind of hated that his first impulse was to punch Simon in the teeth. It wasn’t his fault any more than it had been Daniel’s. “I can go…” “No, you…” Daniel trailed off, taking a step back. “It’s okay. You can stay, if you want.” Marcus felt himself colour a bit. “It was really nice to watch,” he admitted, to the floor. Daniel smiled. “Thanks.” He closed his eyes, took a breath, and started humming again, a song that Marcus had never heard, but one too structured to be made up. And Daniel started dancing again, and for a while Marcus forgot to be worried about him. ***** Theodore/Daniel, Malapert ***** Chapter Notes This one's about the master/slave dynamic. Prompt: "Malapert--skilled in manners of speech, with Theodore and Daniel because I miss their conversations a lot (a continuation of the previous chapter's prompt)," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “Let’s play a word game, Daniel.” Daniel looked up at him, those beautiful eyes sparkling as his mind worked. His mind was always working, it was one of the things that Theodore adored about him. “Okay, Master. What kind of word game?” “Not a difficult one,” Theodore assured Daniel. Words weren’t Daniel’s strong suit, or at least literacy wasn’t, though he’d taken to reading very quickly for someone his age. Daniel did have a skill with speaking; Theodore was quite certain he thought very carefully about everything he said. He was so unlike Theodore’s previous slaves in so many ways. So much more careful than Marcus, so much bolder than Hugh. So much quieter than poor Denny. So much more clever than any of the others, possibly than anyone Theodore knew. Daniel would be a fearsome intellect when he was grown. “We shall take turns saying words to one another, and the other shall say the first thing that comes to his mind,” Theodore said, smiling down at Daniel. He wanted to see what happened when Daniel didn’t have time to think about his answers. “How does that sound?” They were talking a walk through the yard, a good distance from the house or anyone else. There would be guards here and there, but they stayed out of the way. Daniel nodded. “That sounds fun, Master.” The word ‘fun’ there sounded like Daniel didn’t mean it in the way it sounded. He often did that, said things that were certainly true, but that he seemed not to mean what Theodore expected him to mean. “Very well. I’ll go first. Theodore smiled at Daniel again. “Fun.” Daniel blinked at him, looked down. “The first thing that comes to mind, Daniel, no thinking on it.” “Winter.” Theodore nodded. “Why?” “My friends and I used to have snowball fights and build forts out of all the snow,” Daniel said, sounding just a touch melancholy, but not to distraction. Theodore had never seen Daniel emotional to the point of distraction, except perhaps just after that assassination attempt outside Clement’s. “In the summer we had to try and earn money, but there were no sailors around in the winter, so we were free to do what we wanted.” “I see,” Theodore said, nodding. Poor Daniel had lived a very depressing life before coming here, he knew that. It was always sad to remember how depressing, exactly. “Your turn.” “Um…” Daniel thought for a moment, wheels turning his head as they always did. Theodore would give his entire fortune to have a look inside that boy’s brain as it worked. It must be quite something. He took a breath. “White.” For the clothes Theodore had them wear, no doubt. “Clean.” Theodore remembered the first time he’d been able to wear white clothes–real white clothes, not the many variations that all looked dirty, but the real, expensive white that came from careful washing. Daniel nodded, didn’t ask why. Maybe he understood. Theodore wouldn’t be surprised. There were things that he expected Daniel understood that he’d never told anyone. “Your turn, Master.” “Friendship,” Theodore said. “Water.” Daniel went a tad red in the cheeks, giving him some much needed colour. “It’s where we always used to play when it was warm. Um, bird.” “Loud, I fear they always wake me up in the morning.” Daniel laughed at that, a quiet chuckle that Theodore had taken several days to realize was genuine. “How about this one? Words.” “You.” Daniel’s eyes went a bit wide and he worried at his lip, looking away a bit as Theodore’s eyebrows rode. “You, um, taught me how to read them.” “I’m touched, Daniel.” Theodore was. He had known that learning to read was important to Daniel, but not to that extent. “So was I,” Daniel whispered, taking another breath. “Can I do person?” “Person?” That one surprised Theodore, and nothing came to mind immediately. “Clothing, I suppose.” He gave a sly smile to Daniel. “I know it’s vain, but it’s the first thing I tend to notice when I meet a new person.” Daniel smiled back, nodding. Not in agreement, just in acknowledgement that he’d heard. There had been a lot of subtle expressions that Theodore had had to learn to interpret with Daniel. “How about…” Theodore tried to read Daniel’s posture, tried to see how he might react to this one. “Slave.” Daniel went tense, and Theodore watched him make himself relax. Remarkable, how quick it was. “Nothing.” “It makes you think of nothing?” Theodore asked, surprised. He didn’t believe that for a second. Daniel shook his head. “No, Master. I think about nothing. The word. The idea of nothing.” The garden felt very quiet at that moment. “You’re not nothing, Daniel.” “I know. But that’s what people think I am.” There were times when Theodore realized that there were depths to Daniel that he had barely skimmed, and this was one of those times. “They’re mistaken.” Theodore very much hoped he could get to those depths someday. Daniel nodded, guarding his expression. Except for in his eyes, his eyes often told the whole story. He was upset. “Love,” he said to Theodore. Ian. “Pain,” Theodore said, without meaning to. Daniel blinked, watching him, and he put on a smile. “The two are always accompanied, Daniel. That’s simply the way it is.” Daniel nodded, and Theodore took his hand. “Perhaps we’ll play more later,” he said, as they approached the gazebo that was near the wall, with the climbing plants slithering up. He hadn’t expected Daniel to ask a question that cut him that deep. But once again, Daniel surprised him. Theodore was starting to think he’d never stop being surprised by this wonderful boy. “For now, why not escape from the heat and tell me about those snow forts you and your friends used to build?” Daniel nodded. “Yes, Master. It always snows a lot in White Cape, so…” Theodore sat, and listened to him, and wondered, and tried to figure him out, like he had been since the beginning. And, he thought, would be for a long time to come. ***** Henry/Sam, Gargalesthesia ***** Chapter Notes More Henry and Sam. Prompt: "Gargalestheisa--the sensation caused by tickling, with Henry and Sam," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Henry felt funny. He often felt funny, especially when he was around Sam, and he rarely thought much about it anymore. But this was a type of funny that he hadn’t felt around Sam before. He hadn’t felt it in a long time. He felt like he was being tickled. Sam was pretty immersed in whatever he was doing over there, hovering his hand over some papers they’d taken out of Solomon’s study, trying to figure out what they did. “What are you doing?” he asked, risking it. It didn’t seem like Sam was doing anything to him on purpose, so it was probably safe to ask. “Working,” Sam snapped. He was grumpy because he coudln’t figure the spells on the paper out, Henry knew. “Be quiet.” “Okay,” Henry said, sighing and going back to the book he was trying to read. But it kept getting worse, the tickling, until Henry couldn’t help but let out a laugh. “Be quiet,” Sam repeated, not moving. “Yep,” Henry managed, trying to hold it in. Sam’s magic often had a physical effect on the people around him, which he knew from talking to a few of the other people in the castle–the ones who weren’t terrified of him–wasn’t limited to him. But it had never tickled before. And Henry laughed again, trying so hard to keep it in. “Is something funny over there?” Sam asked, voice razor sharp. “No,” Henry insisted, laughing again. “I’m fine…” “Henry, stop fucking around. I have a headache and I’m not in the mood to torture you.” “You’re…” Henry burst out laughing, nearly falling out of his chair. “It tickles…” “What?” The sensation stopped and Sam turned around, clearly pissed. “What the fuck are you going on about?” Gasping for breath now that he was okay again, Henry sat up straighter, trying to get himself under control.”Your power. It tickled. I didn’t mean to laugh, but you were tickling me.” “Tickling you.” Sam didn’t sound impressed. “I wasn’t touching you at all.” “I know,” Henry said. He knew that it hadn’t been on purpose. “That was just what it felt like.” “You…” Sam paused, frowning now. “You can feel my magic?” “Yeah.” Oh, shit. Henry hadn’t realized that Sam didn’t know that. Pointing out things that Sam didn’t know was always tricky. “Usually it feels like buzzing, or scratching or something crawling. This time it felt like tickling.” “Oh,” was all Sam said. Then he visibly composed himself, turning back to the table. “I wasn’t doing it on purpose.” “I know,” Henry told him. “It just happens whenever you use your powers. It’s been stronger since you got the stone.” “Hm.” Sam raised his hand over the paper, hesitating. Henry had noticed Sam hesitating more often lately. “Go away. I’m not going to stop doing this because you’re an idiot, and you’re distracting me.” Henry smiled, wondering if there was another reason. He stood, headed for the door, pulled it open. “I’ll be back later.” “I don’t care,” Sam said. “Just leave me alone for an hour.” Henry stepped out of the room, and the tickling sensation came back as he did, causing him to giggle a little on the other side of the door. There was some maid standing there, cleaning the floor. Henry cleared his throat, smiled at her, tried not to let his face fall when she cowered back a little. “I’d stay away if you can,” he told her. “He’s in a bit of a mood. Won’t even let me talk to him.” The maid nodded, and all but ran from the hallway. Sam wouldn’t have hurt her or even known she was there, but Henry always did his best to keep people away from Sam, especially when he was in a mood. The tickling steadily fading as he got farther from the room, Henry went to go find something to do for an hour. ***** Henry/Sam, Basorexia ***** Chapter Notes More Henry and Sam, this one touching a bit on sex. Prompt: "Basorexia--the overwhelming desire to kiss, with Sam and Henry," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Henry hated Sam, he really did. He hated the obvious things. Sam was a rapist and a murderer and a psychopath who enjoyed being the first two things. It was fully in Sam’s power not to hurt anyone for the rest of his life and he was choosing to keep hurting people, to keep hurting Henry. He hated the way Sam understood the world. That it was all about power and strength, that people who had those things could do whatever they wanted to people who couldn’t. That there was no point in virtue or self-sacrifice or honour, because all that mattered was looking out for yourself; other people be damned. He hated the way Sam treated people. It wasn’t just the violence, it was the sneering, the contempt and utter disinterest with which he spoke to everyone he knew. Everyone from Todd to Lord Hans was treated as they they barely existed, and certainly didn’t matter if they did. They were there for Sam to amuse himself with and if they didn’t do that, they either had to leave or be hurt. He hated that he was the only one who wasn’t treated that way. He was the only one who Sam talked to almost like a person. He was the only one who Sam seemed to realize also had feelings and wants and thoughts of his own. Sam didn’t care about them, but he knew Henry had them and used them to his advantage. He hated that sometimes, when he wasn’t careful, he confused Sam knowing he was human for Sam treating him well. The fact that Henry was Sam’s only friend shouldn’t have been a point of pride and it wasn’t, except for sometimes when he heard people talking about how unapproachable the Sorcerer King was and how impossible he was to understand, and Henry had that moment of knowing they were wrong. Sam wasn’t unapproachable or hard to understand, not for him. And that meant something. He hated the way Sam looked. Because, as Henry had noticed repeatedly over the last little while, Sam wasn’t unattractive. He should have been, someone like him should have been. But that wasn’t how the world worked, and Sam was cute, bordering on the handsome he would be in a couple more years. He had nice cheekbones and soft hair and round eyes and pretty lips that just… He hated that he noticed those things as he undressed Sam for bed. Henry had sent Todd away while Sam wasn’t paying attention, because it was always better if Todd wasn’t here for Sam to torment. And so Henry was undressing Sam, and he was just so, so grateful that Sam couldn’t see that he was…looking. A lot. He hated how soft Sam’s skin was, how small his shoulders were, how long his fingers. He hated the unbroken skin on Sam’s bare chest, begging to be broken by something. He hated that it continued, that he was nice to look at all the way down as Henry took off his pants, and hated that his face was still there when Henry got up, with those pretty lips that just asked to be kissed. He hated that he wanted to kiss them. “What the hell are you doing?” Sam asked, when Henry had been sort of standing there for a minute, staring. “Nothing,” Henry lied, stepping back and swallowing. “There you go.” Sam made a noise, and stepped forward, following Henry. “Something you want to say, just fucking say it, Henry.” Henry looked down at Sam, at his lips as they moved. He hated himself for leaning down and kissing them, right then and there. Sam was still for a moment, then he pulled away, stepping back and getting on the bed, a confused look on his face and the briefest of buzzes in the air from his magic. “What the fuck was that?” “A kiss, dumbass.” Henry turned away, started taking his own clothes off. He hated the fact that Sam had been blushing. “Why?” “Because I felt like it. You’re the one who’s always going on about doing things when you want to.” He hated that he spent Sam’s entire silence trying to figure out what it meant. He was supposed to be the one who understood Sam. “Just go to bed,” Sam grumbled after a minute, climbing under the blankets. “Yeah.” Henry finished undressing and got in bed too, hating that Sam was on his side, facing away from Henry, not cuddled up to him like usual. Henry hated Sam, he really did. But he’d realized recently that hate was a lot more complicated than he’d realized. ***** Gabrielle, Dystopia ***** Chapter Notes Lots of implied sex going on all around this one, but very little graphic content. Prompt: "Gabrielle and a humourous use of Dystopia--an imaginary place of total misery, a metaphor for hell [which the pedant in me would like you to know is not at all the definition of dystopia, but I didn't write the prompt list]," by folkendefanel, based on this_prompt_list. --- Gabrielle was in hell. She was trying so hard to figure out what she’d done to deserve hell, and was coming up with nothing. Gabrielle was a good person all around, she protected people a knight, had a strong sense of justice, did her best to make the world a better place. There was no good reason for her to be in hell. And yet everywhere she went, it was nothing but boys or men fucking. It had started just after she’d gotten up, when she’d–foolishly–decided to pop in on her betrothed and have breakfast with him. The guard had let her into the apartments, and she’d found breakfast sitting out, ready to be eaten, Franz’s page sitting there at the table. He’d nearly tripped over himself standing. “Your Majesty.” “Good morning, Frederick,” Gabrielle gave the room a look-over, not seen either Franz or Boey anywhere. But their giant dog was sitting in front of the bedroom door, making the saddest dog face Gabrielle had ever seen. “They’re not awake yet?” But that wasn’t right, Gabrielle knew right away. Because she may never had slept with him, but she knew there was no way in hell that Franz didn’t let that dog sleep on his bed . “They are, your Majesty,” Frederick said, pressing two fingers together. “They’re, um. Busy.” “Busy.” “Yes, your Majesty.” Frederick had been blushing, just a little bit, which had been enough to give Gabrielle a decent enough idea of what ‘busy’ meant. A loud shout a second later, one that could be heard clearly through the door, was the proof that Gabrielle didn’t fucking need this early in the morning. Dragon lifted up his head and whinged at the door as Frederick’s face darkened a good amount. “I see,” Gabrielle said, keeping her tone even. “Maybe we’ll have breakfast tomorrow.” Frederick nodded a little, swallowing. “Perhaps if you came…a little later in the day?” Gabrielle gave him a look. “This is a regular occurrence, is it?” Mutely, Fredrick nodded. Gabrielle sighed. “Fine. I’ll come back at a later time tomorrow.” She was certain this was the same time she’d come a few days ago and everyone had been dressed then. But whatever. “Do tell them I dropped by, will you?” “You’re not going to stay, your Majesty?” Fredrick asked, glancing at the door. “It…sounds like they’re almost done.” “No, I’ll see Prince Franz later today, I think,” Gabrielle said, shaking her head as she turned for the door. Honestly, he was supposed to be an adult. It was one thing that Gavin couldn’t keep his damn clothes on for two seconds–honestly, she’d walked in on him and Owen in three different rooms yesterday alone–but Franz didn’t come off as the type. In the hallway, Gabrielle’s stomach rumbled. She should have stolen some of Franz’s food on the way out. But she hadn’t, and so Gabrielle headed for the dining room to eat breakfast there, rather than having servants bring it all the way to her rooms for no reason. Her parents would likely still be there at this hour, and they were sane people, at least. But of course, when Gabrielle got to the dining room, her parents weren’t there. Just Gavin and Owen. The good news was that there were plenty of free chairs, since Gavin was in Owen’s lap. And there was plenty of food, since they were eating each other’s tongues. Honestly, Gabrielle thought, taking in a deep breath to calm down, and pretending not to notice than Owen’s hand was down the back of Gavin’s pants, it wasn’t like they didn’t fucking sleep together. She was happy for her brother, and Owen was a decent guy, but Gabrielle had never known two people who were so goddamned codependent, it was embarrassing by association. Deciding it was safer–for her sanity and her brother’s gonads–not to engage, Gabrielle just turned and left. She’d eat at the fortress. She decided to walk, let the air clear her head as she made her way there. It wasn’t far and the walk was nice, if only because she didn’t trip over anyone boning on the way there. Gabrielle was less lucky once she actually got to the fortress, though. The training yards were only a third full at this time of day, but almost the minute Gabrielle walked in, she all but tripped over Edwin and…she’d forgotten his name. Leo? Maybe. Stumbling out of the stables with hay in their hair and there was no way either of them had slept there. It was a good fucking thing she hadn’t taken her horse or she’d have had to go in there. Gabrielle shook her head and just walked right them, nodding at their salutes and making her way into the fortress proper. She wanted to get dressed, get her armour on before she ate so she didn’t have to do it after. Efficiency. On the way to her quarters she heard no less than three separate cries that were not that different from Franz’s coming from different rooms. Maybe she was just hyper aware of it because it was how her day had started. Maybe today was some weird ‘bang a guy’ holiday that she didn’t know about. Maybe a sex wizard had cursed the whole city. Maybe literally everyone in the capital in possession of a cock couldn’t think of anything better to do with it than stick it in someone else with one. Or maybe Gabrielle was in hell. Gabrielle didn’t hate sex, she didn’t hate the idea of men having sex, and she didn’t care who had sex when and where. It was just that there seemed to be so much of it happening all around her, all the time. The human race was going to go extinct if someone didn’t take one for the team and start sleeping with women. She couldn’t escape, and she was honestly wondering now. Had she committed some terrible sin against men who liked other men, and this was her eternal punishment? Maybe she was just overreacting because she was hungry and sick of everyone around her not being able to keep it in their goddamn pants. Gabrielle got to her door without incident, letting out a sigh as she pushed it open and stepped inside. And was met immediately with her squire Ashton’s bare ass, looking right up at her from the middle of the floor, where he was on top of Warren. They both stopped, rolling a little and looking up at her, wide-eyed. “Um, good morning, sir,” Ashton said, sounding obviously short of breath while Warren just closed his eyes. “Ashton. I know this is your room too, but you’re aware that it’s also mine, yes?” “Yes, sir,” Ashton had the grace to sound like he knew he’d fucked up at the same time as he’d fucked Warren, at least. “I, um. Didn’t realize you were planning to come in this early today.” Gabrielle sighed. Of course. “It’s fine. Just…clean up after yourselves when you’re done. I’m going to eat breakfast.” “Yes, sir.” Ashton said, sounding like he knew that she was going to put him through the hardest drills she could think of today. Not that it hurt him enough to make him unbury himself from Warren, of course. Gabrielle stepped backwards, closed the door quietly, and then leaned against it for a moment, until she could hear the unmistakable sound of two squires going at it again. Then she pushed off the door and headed to the mess hall, trying to block everything out. She was in hell. It was the only solution that made sense. ***** Devin, Strikhedonia ***** Prompt: "Strikhedonia--the pleasure of being able to say "to hell with it," because Devin is tired of everyone's shit," by folkendefanel, based on this prompt_list. --- Devin wondered if there was any chance that someday, just for a few minutes, Prince Gavin would have his royal status revoked and therefore be available for a solid caning. The boy needed one, that much was obvious. It wasn’t that Devin disliked the prince–on the contrary, he was a remarkable young man who in many was was a role model for his generation–but he was just so insufferably obnoxious. And boys his age always were–Devin knew that well enough, he’d been around enough of them and had been one himself a long time ago–but the prince had it worse than others because nobody could tell him to shut the fuck up, except for his sister, and he hardly listened to her except when it was convenient. And he’d gone and stuck Devin, Sir Devin, an anointed knight who’d served the kingdom and the crown for three decades, helped put down that rebellion in the north back in the day, kept everyone important alive, served as the head of the very capable crown princess’s retinue for many years,with the nickname Sir Babysitter. Devin had been called worse, far worse, by far worse people. But for some reason, that name had fucking stuck. He hadn’t realized it at first, had just ignored it as Gavin being annoyed that he wasn’t being allowed to sneak away and kiss his boyfriend and saying the first petulant thing that had come to mind. Which it had been, but he’d said it in front of Warren and the other boys and that, Devin had realized far too late, had been the end of that. Because he’d forgotten that if there was one thing boys all had in common, it was their ability to seize on the chance to mock someone together. Just a week after they’d gotten back to the capital he’d overheard Warren tell Evan that he couldn’t join them on some outing because “I’m being babysat tonight,” which Devin hadn’t quite put together as meaning that they were training that evening until later. It wasn’t until he’d heard again from Harvey in reference to a training mission he was running for a number of squires together that he’d realized what it meant. By then it had been too late. He could hardly confront the squires about it–it was a harmless nickname and he’d be the villain if he made an issue of it. But being boys, they’d gotten braver, and the first time Devin had heard ‘Sir Babysitter’ from one of the he’d nearly decked Ashton, but had settled for having him run laps. A lot of laps. Just because he was concerned about the lad’s stamina, of course (despite the fact that Ashton had little trouble keeping Warren up half of most nights). It would help if the sadly un-caneable prince wasn’t here at the damn fortress at least twice a week all of the sudden. It wasn’t that Devin thought knighting Owen had been a mistake, he was a capable young man, but the consequences of it were not ideal. Especially since Gavin had definitely realized his nickname had caught on and knew he was the only one who could use it with impunity. Owen, at least, was respectable enough, when he wasn’t casually mentioning how easy it was to kill a dragon or how sometimes you just had to do some impossible feat of acrobatics to solve a problem like he had in this situation or that. Honestly, it was easy to tell the boy had been raised in taverns. He was charming in all the wrong ways as far as Devin was concerned. It was on a brisk morning that it happened. Devin was running a training drill–yes, he had more than enough seniority not to do that, even if they were shorthanded these days, but it was useful for the squires and teaching was always a good way to reinforce one’s own skills as well–and he’d called out to Warren to pick up the pace of his jabs (and Devin knew that Ashton was the reason for that, but it was bad form to mention that aloud). Sweating and tired, Warren just nodded. “Yes, Sir Babysitter.” Devin had never heard the training ground that quiet. Everyone in hearing stopped moving, even Owen on the other side of the yard, even Gavin at his little table. Even Gabrielle, doing her own sword drills. Warren looked like someone who had just kissed death on the cheek and said hello. Devin didn’t react immediately. Knights didn’t get to Devin’s age by being impulsive. He just stood there, watching Warren stand very still, white as a sheet. Across the yard, Gavin chuckled. Devin sighed. Then he sighed again. Then he opened his eyes, which he didn’t recall closing. He smiled at Warren. “I’m going to step out for a while. You can keep at that until I’ve returned.” “Um…” Warren looked around. “Okay? When will you return?” “I don’t know.” Devin turned, headed for the gates. “Wait, you can’t just leave!” “Yes, I can, lad,” Devin called. “I’ve got seniority. I can do whatever I want.” Fuck it, Devin thought as he left the fortress, turning left and heading down the road. It wasn’t yet lunchtime, but fuck it. He couldn’t cane Gavin and he couldn’t retaliate against Warren without looking like an asshole, so he was going to do the next best thing. Sir Devin was going to go get drunk. ***** Peter/Isaac, Sphallolalia ***** Chapter Notes Some suggestive flirting ahead. Prompt: "Sphallolalia--flirtatious talk that leads nowhere, with Isaac and Peter, I feel it's pretty suited for them," by an anon, based on this_prompt list. --- The problem with Isaac–and it wasn’t really a problem so much as it was just something about Isaac that Peter had noticed–was that he was always on and he didn’t even seem to realize it. Part of the reason why Peter had taken so long to realize that Isaac flirting with him actually meant anything was because Isaac flirted with everyone, all the time. It was how he talked to people. He flirted with his roommates, he flirted with his friends, he flirted with boys, he flirted with girls, he flirted with teachers, he flirted with his dog. It literally didn’t mean anything because Isaac was so used to it as a means of communication that he did it all the time. Except that sometimes it did mean something, because sometimes Isaac legitimately was trying to get someone to sleep with him. And Peter was getting better at telling the difference, with mixed results. When Isaac leaned forward a little, resting his cheek on his hand as he answered a question in Lee’s class, that didn’t mean anything. It also didn’t mean anything when he hid behind his eyelashes while he laughed at Jessica’s comments about something at lunch. It definitely meant something when he told Neil he had pretty hands, or when he asked Skip for a taste of his soup at supper, or when he leaned on Hemi and wondered aloud what it was like to float. It meant something when he kissed Peter’s hand idly during study, when he lay his head on Peter’s shoulder as they were sitting, when he got into Peter’s bed because he was lonely at night. The place where it was hardest to tell was in what Isaac was actually saying. “Hey Peter, can I have a taste of your sausage?” could just be Isaac wanting to steal Peter’s breakfast like he usually did. Or it could not be. “Come sit in my lap, it’s cold,” could be a true statement, of it could be Isaac being what passed or sneaky. “Peter, sit behind me for this test, you’re too cute when you’re thinking and I’ll spend the whole class getting distracted by you,” might have been flirting or it might have been Isaac recognizing his own weaknesses. When they were studying, Peter had a feeling that it was all on purpose, but an equally strong feeling that it was because Isaac was looking for a distraction from the work. “You’re too studious. It makes me want to do something indecent.” “Give me a kiss every answer I get right?” “Why would I look at my notes when I can look at you instead?” It was constant. Isaac never stopped. Peter loved Isaac, he did. But it was tiring trying to keep up with him, to figure out when he needed to take Isaac seriously and when he didn’t. They were studying right now, for an exam in Development in a few days. “Okay, tell me about the idea of resonance,” Peter said, a little tired because they’d been at this for a while. Skip and Spencer were earlier sleepers and had already gone to bed, to pick up in the morning while Peter and Isaac slept like normal people. “Um.” Isaac closed his eyes, rubbing at his forehead. He smiled a little. “It’s when two Pillars get real close together, right?” he asked. “Yeah.” “And they…get really excited. They vibrate and rub against each other.” Isaac’s foot rubbed Peter’s as he talked. “And then something explodes, and…” Peter swallowed a bit, nodded. “Yeah. They…” he looked at Isaac, prepared with the dry, technical answer. And he got rid of that, because Isaac hadn’t really gotten it the first three times. “When they’re close under a skill enough hand, they can vibrate at the same frequency, until it’s sometimes hard to tell the difference between them. They might even…penetrate one another, make something really special.” Isaac smiled, nodding along. “That makes sense.” He shifted a little on the bed. “I wonder if it’s fun for them. The Pillars. I bet it feels really nice to be all close up against each other like that, being…” “Stimulated?” “Yeah. “Maybe it does. They say that the climax of the resonance is the part that makes the whole thing worth it, but I expect the whole experience is something really fantastic, actually.” “Hm, I bet,” Isaac said with a grin, leaning forward a little. “You know, I’m a much more practical learner. Maybe I’d really understand it with a demonstration?” “It’s a pretty advanced magic,” Peter said immediately, looking down and flipping to the next page. “You’ll have to live with knowing the theory for now. The next one is entanglement. When the Pillars get all tangled around each other until they can’t really do anything because they’re just so close together.” Isaac sighed, cutely, because everything he did was cute, even when he was being petulant, and nodded. “They must be real sticky to make that happen.” “I guess so,” Peter agreed, keeping his eyes on his book. They were going to get through this if it killed one of them, and if he had to speak Isaac’s language to do it, then so be it. ***** Henry/Sam, Strikhedonia ***** Chapter Notes More Henry and Sam, with Henry realizing he's not powerless. There's also some non-descriptive maiming at the beginning. Prompt: "Strikhedonia--the pleasure of being able to say "to hell with it,"" with Sam and Henry," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “Cut off his hand,” Henry ordered, making himself look at the accused man as he did. It was getting easier, to look at them while he did this. It was getting easier to order things like this for petty crimes like stealing some corn. Henry didn’t even need to spend time anymore telling himself that it was better this way, because if he didn’t do this, Sam would do something worse. He kept his face impassive as the guard carried out his order, removing the man and bring the next one forward. Today was a day for Sam to pass judgement on people whose crimes were specifically against the crown. All of them were stupid things like stealing some food from one of Sam’s fields, striking or spitting at a guard, slandering the Sorcerer King. The next one was brought forward, the charges read. He’d thrown a rock at one of Sam’s guards as the guard had ridden by. “I did it, and I’d do it again, your Majesty, the man insisted, vehement. Too vehement. Grown men who were past thirty didn’t throw rocks at guards. Henry wondered if Sam realized that the man was covering so his child wouldn‘t be punished. “You will pay a fine of five silver pieces as the price of disrepsect,” Henry told him, once the man had finished confessing. “And…” “Hang him,” Sam interrupted, from his place on the throne. “Sam.” “That should put a stop to any future disrespect, no?” Sam said. He rubbed at his forehead. “Hang him.” “Your Majesty, I…” “Was I misheard? You confessed to your crime, unless you’re now about to tell me that someone else threw that rock?“ Oh, so he did know. Fuck. Henry sighed. “You heard your king.” He gestured to the guards to remove the man, who went quietly, in shock. A quiet descended over the room. “The next one,” Sam called, waving his hand vaguely. Henry leaned down. “Do you have a headache?” “These fucking people are my headache,” Sam grumbled. “I can do it if you want to go lay down,” Henry offered, because he had to offer. He had to at least try to stop Sam from killing a bunch of mostly innocent people. Sam started to say something, then winced. “Fine. I don’t want to find out that you did something stupid after.” “I know,” Henry said, a little surprised that that had worked. Sam sighed, got up and descended the dais. “You’re all boring. I’m appointing Henry to deal with you all in my place.” And he turned, left the throne room through the side door, left Henry standing there. Henry put his hand on the back of the throne, waiting for Sam to leave. “Bring the next one forward,” he said, watching the guards. They were watching him back, as they often did. They’d been watching him this whole time, especially while he’d been talking to Sam, quietly so they couldn’t hear. They all looked like they weren’t sure what to expect, which was often how Sam’s guards looked at Henry. Because, Henry realized just then, to them it had looked like he had just sent Sam away. Oh. Henry knew that people in the castle were afraid of him. He spend significant time with Sam and was still intact and apparently sane, he had killed Solomon, and he occasionally killed guards who had wronged him ages ago. Now Henry wondered. He looked at Lowell, a squirrelly, pinched-looking man who was the head of Sam’s guard. Henry didn’t like him, mostly because he liked to rape children. Sam liked him just fine. “Bring that last man back,” he ordered. “Sir?” “I said, bring him back,” Henry repeated, moving around and sitting on the throne. “Bring all of them back, actually. Everyone we’ve seen today.” “I…” “Now, Lowell.” After a moment’s indecision, Lowell nodded at some guards by the door, and they left. There was some quiet muttering around the room, but Henry ignored it, not saying anything. The guards returned with the man Sam had sentenced to hanging, and with the three from before him, the man whose hand Henry had cut off, the two before him who’d suffered the same punishment. There were fifteen more besides them, waiting for judgement. Henry looked at the man whose child had thrown a rock at a guard. And he smiled. Sam was going to be pissed later. But in that moment, Henry didn’t care. He just…ignored that, a strange feeling coming over him for a minute. “The crown pardons you,” Henry said. A hush fell. “M-my lord?” “I said you’re pardoned. You can go. Do ensure that this doesn’t happen again.” “Th-thank you, my lord!” the man cried, falling to his knees. “Thank you…” Henry nodded. “You’re all pardoned. All of you. You three…” He pointed at the three who’d come first. “You’ll be compensated in gold for the loss of your hands.” The throne room seemed to explode in crying and shouts. “Sir!” Lowell said, stepping close to the dais. “You…you can’t do that!” Henry fixed him with a look. “I think I can, Lowell. I think we all heard Sam say he was appointing me to deal with this, didn’t you?” “His majesty is going to be angry.” “Only if he finds out,” Henry said, nodding. “And only at me. So you can decide. You can worry about Sam being mad at me. Or you can worry about me being mad at you. And maybe consider how replaceable you are while you’re at it.” Lowell visibly recoiled, paling a little. “Of course, sir. My apologies.” He gestured towards his guards, who went about unshackling everyone in the line. “Those three will be given fifty gold pieces each, and everyone will be given a fifteen-pound bag of food from the castle larders for the inconvenience,” Henry said, sitting back a little and waving. “See it done, now.” Henry sat and watched as the guards did as he said, as the people he’d pardoned thanked him, the three he’d maimed perhaps less effusively, and he tried not to grin like an idiot. Sam was going to be pissed later. If he found out. But it was worth it. Besides, Henry thought. Sam being angry was part of the fun. ***** Klaus and friends, Concilliabule ***** Chapter Notes More Klaus plotting. So much Klaus plotting. Have fun guessing who he's plotting with. Hint: They've both appeared in the story already. Prompt: "Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot, Klaus and a character of your choice," by stevewestenra, based on this_prompt list. --- “This isn’t going to work.” Klaus nodded, ignoring the chair in front of him just as both his companions were. Perhaps sitting at the table made everything seem too formal. Like this was a meeting. Formal meetings left records and trails. Klaus preferred not to have those behind him whenever possible. “Don’t just nod and then ignore me,” his companion said sharply. “This is not going to work, Klaus.” “Of course it is, and you ought not to call me that where people could be listening.” Not using his given name had become habit to Klaus recently. Sometimes he wondered, if it became habit to everyone else as well, would he still be Klaus? A roll of the eyes from his friend. “It’s not. Prophecies don’t work this way. You can’t just appoint someone to fill the narrative and call the prophecy fulfilled.” “I fail to see why not,” Klaus countered, clasping his hands behind his back. “Nowhere does it say that external action cannot influence the future.” An elaborate sigh. “Tell him,” Klaus’s friend said to their third. “Please explain to him that this is not how this works.” “It’s not,” the third said, giving a shrug. “But at the same time…” “Please don’t agree with him.” “Waiting hasn’t helped. I don’t see that taking action can hurt. I mean, it can, fucking with prophecy is dangerous. But in this case I think it’s okay.” Klaus agreed, and he smiled. “We have the means, thanks to poor Darla. There’s no harm in giving it a try.” It wasn’t just a try, and Klaus suspected they both realized that. He did, at least. Klaus wasn’t in the habit of failing. “Except for the harm to all those dead babies,” Klaus’s friend muttered, arms crossed now. “It’s not like you to be so sentimental.” “I don’t care about the babies. I care about us getting caught because you’re losing your patience, Klaus.” Klaus gave another smile. The one thing he hadn’t lost all through this was his patience. “We won’t be caught. Please stop worrying.” “He’s right,” the third said, watching Klaus carefully. “There’s no point in worrying, or in trying to dissuade him. He’s already done it, after all.” Klaus hadn’t told them that part yet. Another eye roll. “Of course he’s already done it. Because he knows we wouldn’t have let him if he was waiting for our approval.” “It’s true.” Klaus couldn‘t argue with that. “The time is right. The prophecy will soon be fulfilled.” “More than one,” the third added, looking at something else now. “Two, three of them. There are a few that are going to…collide.” “Oh, good,” Klaus’s friend drawled. “Good things always come from collisions.” “The trick is to be driving as many of the carts as possible to control where the pieces fall,” Klaus told them both. “That doesn’t even make sense, Klaus.” But that was said with a sigh, a resigned one. “Fine. It’s not like we didn’t always know we were eventually on a collision course.” “We’ve always been on one,” the third agreed. “From the start.” “That’s what war is,” Klaus said, nodding. “We will come out victorious, don’t worry.” “Of course we will, you arrogant bastard,” his friend said, scornful. “That’s not in question. It’s whether the victory will mean any damned thing.” Klaus nodded, because that was the question. But it would, it had to. Klaus would make sure it did. ***** Yancy/Cameron, Mamihlapinatapei ***** Chapter Notes This one is slightly crack-ish, but could potentially be canon. I'll leave whether or not it is to your imagination. Prompt: Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move, Cameron x Yancy," by stevewestenra, based on this_prompt_list. --- At first, Yancy hardly took notice of her, the witch who barged into the academy one day and inserted herself into the archmage’s office and insisted on being kept in the circle regarding the chosen one situation. He wasn’t surprised that the Grand Coven would send someone, though how they’d found out so quickly was somewhat vexing a question to ask. It was at the meeting in the archmage’s office after Christopher’s attack that he first really paid attention to Cameron. She spoke with authority and power, and he was unsure if it was that that allowed her to be so scornful with such a figure as the archmage himself, or her prior friendship with him that caused him to give her such leeway. Everything about her bespoke a confidence that Yancy had no way of matching, especially in a foreign environment. Their few encounters after that had cemented a certain…fascination for him. He was unsure whence it came, but come it did, and soon Yancy found himself wondering what Cameron would think of a given topic without her presence. He could hear her voice in his head, making pointed comments about whatever he was studying that day, correcting the texts when they were wrong as if she herself had written them. It had been during one such moment that Yancy had started to think more about her a person, about where she was from and what she had lived through, how she wasn’t so much older than him as it first appeared. How he would like to see her again. Then Yancy realized he was being unduly influenced by Isaac, and tried to behave like the respectable adult he was rather than the teenager he’d been, now lost to the mists of time and age. The problem was, the more Yancy thought about Cameron and tried not to think about her, the more he noticed that she seemed to be paying more attention to him that she did to most people. Which was to say that she knew he existed, evidenced by her looking in his direction while speaking to him, glancing at him while saying something that he was obviously going to proffer an opinion on, not immediately dismissing everything he said as if he hadn’t said it. Perhaps the strange fascination that held Yancy was also gripping Cameron, and Yancy couldn’t deny that the possibility intrigued, even excited him. But he would do nothing. He had not the luxury of youth that Isaac had, making his intentions for people clear not only to them, but to everyone who paid the remotest of attentions to him. It was perfectly right and respectable that the lad express his sexuality in such a way as he see fit, and Yancy had no quarrel with that, especially not now that he’d the time to get used to it. But as much as that suited Isaac, it did not suit Yancy. He had always preferred a more reserved approach, even as a youngster. And it had always worked for him, so there was no call to change that. Granted, Yancy was currently without a partner, but that was because his work took up all his time and he hardly had any to spare for a significant other. He was walking through the halls of the tower, on his way upstairs to his study after his seminar, when he ran into Cameron, on the fifth floor, far from where he usually saw her. “Good day,” Yancy said, getting her attention. Cameron turned her eyes on him, and for a moment their gazes locked. All movement in the hallway seemed to cease. He was struck with the feeling that they were communicating something, something neither of them could say aloud, something deep and important. That Cameron knew something important about him, and that he knew something important about her. And Yancy was certain that his fascination with Cameron was not one-sided at all. Then the moment past, and Cameron nodded. “And to you as well,” she said, passing by him. Yancy waited until she was out of sight before pausing in his step, glancing futility over a shoulder. That had been…most odd. He really was far too influenced by Isaac. ***** Sam/Theodore, Cataglottism ***** Chapter Notes Pure crack. A meeting between Sam and Theodore will likely happen in canon, but not at all like this. Prompt: "Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue, Sam x Theodore," by stevewestenra, based on this_prompt_list. --- “Why would I do that?” Sam asked, face contorting into a frown. “Because your partner would like it, perhaps?” Theodore said, and Sam heard him set down his cup. “Why? It sounds disgusting.” Having someone else’s tongue in his mouth was possibly the least appealing idea Sam had heard lately. Rumour was that this man here in Merket knew about the stones that Sam was supposed to be after. Sam had let Henry talk him into diplomacy–again–and it was a fucking mistake. Henry’s ideas were always mistakes, because now he was stuck in this room with this strange man, and somehow the conversation had turned from stones to magic and the nature of power, to different types of power, to ways to influence people, to the efficacy of kissing and frankly Sam had no idea why or how and he didn’t like it. “It is less so in practice than it sounds, I have heard,” Theodore said. He had a smooth voice, one that reminded Sam of honey, and voices weren’t supposed to sound like that. It was clearly practiced, and Sam wondered who the fuck practiced talking a certain way. “You’ve heard?” Sam sneered. “And experienced. I assure you, it is a most effective way of…indicating to your partner that you are interested in certain ways.” “You could just tell him you want to fuck him,” Sam said, sighing. According to Henry, Theodore had a bunch of barely dressed little slaves running around, so he was hardly in a position to need to be circumspect in his desires. And neither was Sam. “Yes,” Theodore agreed, sounding amused. “But this carries more…class, perhaps.” “Sticking your tongue down someone’s throat has class?” This was stupid. Sam didn’t know why he was still having this conversation. Theodore didn’t answer, and Sam thought about it. This was so stupid, it was the kind of thing Henry might like. “Demonstrate.” “Show you?” “Yes,” Sam demanded. “I don’t believe you.” “Very well.” Theodore’s voice had a smirk in it, but Sam chose to ignore that as he listened to Theodore stand, choosing to remain sitting. Theodore came over, leaned down until his breath was on Sam’s face. “Are you certain?” “It’s just a fucking kiss, just do it.” Honestly, why were people so useless? Sam wished he weren’t so interested in this. And he was glad Henry was outside the door. “As you wish,” Theodore said, and he leaned down and kissed Sam, his mouth covering Sam’s, his body covering Sam’s even as they didn’t touch beyond their lips, and Sam wished he’d stood as well. When Theodore’s tongue probed at Sam’s lips, Sam recoiled a little, but that was the whole point of this exercise, so with an internal sigh, he parted them, let Theodore in. It was strange, having his mouth invaded like that, and Sam immediately disliked it, a dislike that grew stronger the more he experienced it. His reaction, therefore, was to use his own tongue to push back, to push into Theodore’s mouth and try to wrestle him down, making a little noise of agitation as he tried. It didn’t work, but the wrestle went on for a good minute before Theodore broke away, pulling back slightly. Sam only realized he’d tried to follow when he came to his senses and found himself halfway out of his chair. Sam pushed him away, snapping his mouth shut and wiping his lips on the back of his sleeve. “You didn’t like it?” “It was…” Sam wasn’t sure. “I guess it wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever felt. But no, I didn’t like it.” “Well, my apologies, then,” Theodore said, sitting back down. “But now you can say you tried it, at least.” Sam was hot in the face for no good reason and it was pissing him off. He wiped his mouth again. “Telling someone what you want is faster,” was all he said. Even as he did, though, he wondered what would happen if he did that to Henry. He’d been right, it was the sort of thing that Henry would probably like. He’d try it on Henry tonight, just to find out. “I suppose,” Theodore agreed. “Now, I think we were talking about power?” ***** Gabrielle/Natalie, Basorexia ***** Chapter Notes Another one of questionable canonicity. Could happen someday. Prompt: "Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss, Gabrielle x Natalie," by stevewestenra, based on this_prompt_list. --- Gabrielle didn’t need this in her life. She had enough problems without having to come all the way to the coast to deal with some piracy issue, and someone else really should be having this meeting with some local ship captains to strategize how to deal with it, and the ship captains really shouldn’t have so much say over what the battle plan was going to be, just because they were their ships. Okay, maybe that last thing was fair. But Gabrielle would replace it with something else. The woman who was speaking for all the ship captains had no right to be so attractive. How did someone who spent all their time in ocean air keep her hair so shiny and nice looking? How did she have such soft skin? How did she run a ship with bedroom eyes like that? How did her boobs not fall out of that shirt? Maybe she was magic. The boob thing gave it away. Gabrielle liked armour and heavy shirts, and when she wasn’t wearing those, dresses with structured bosoms to keep hers where they were supposed to be. Captain Natalie didn’t seem to have anything to keep hers in place, but they just sort of stayed there, in her half-laced shirt. It was unnerving. Not that Gabrielle was staring or anything. She was paying total attention to the meeting. “I don’t think five ships will be sufficient,” Natalie was saying, giving a slight shake of her head that had her hair rippling. Rippling. “I’d prefer seven, or ten if we can swing it.” “You five are the only ships we have at the moment, Captain, and we can’t count on the pirates staying still until we have more,” Gabrielle reasoned. “With the fighting force we have, we can probably do it.” “See, that probably worries me,” Natalie said back, leaning forward a little bit. In order not to look down, Gabrielle kept eyes firmly locked on her face. The problem was, her face was really nice too. Her lips were moving as they talked, which obviously they were, that was what lips did, but they were nice lips, and Gabrielle wished she hadn’t noticed that. “Given that if a ship sinks, everyone on it is likely to die, I’d really rather wait a few days until we can be assured more numbers.” Gabrielle had taken this mission to get away from the capital and all her problems there. At least here she didn’t have to put up with Franz and Boey, or Owen and Gavin or half the knights, though Ashton and Warren had come, but she just found things for them to do, aside from each other, to keep them apart. But sex had followed her here too, and now it was affecting her. Maybe the problem was actually that Gabrielle needed to get laid. She’d never had sex with a woman before, except Olivia when they’d been younger. But never as an adult. She wondered if Natalie liked women. She wondered what it would be like to kiss those lips. They looked very nice to kiss. Natalie’s first mate was her son, but just because she’d had sex with a man once didn’t mean she didn’t also like women. Maybe she should ask. Now that she was thinking about kissing Natalie, it was all that was in her mind and for a moment, Gabrielle forgot what she was doing. “Your Majesty?” Gabrielle blinked, shaking her head a bit. “Right. You’re right, Captain. I think we’d all feel better going into this with as much force as we can. We can afford to wait two more days–if more ships arrive in that time, we’ll use them as well. If not, we have no choice but to attack with what we have.” Natalie gave a nod, smiling a little. “That sounds good to me. Thank you for being so reasonable.” “This is your domain, I’m just visiting,” Gabrielle said, smiling back and trying to look like she wasn’t looking at Natalie’s lips. Natalie laughed. “Speaking of which, I’d like to invite you to dinner on my ship tonight. I’m sure you’ll want to see the ship you’ll be riding into battle, no?” “I…” Gabrielle swallowed a little, trying not to let her mind be filled with a lot of dirty thoughts. God, she was just as bad as Gavin. “I am honoured by your invitation, Captain. I accept.” “Excellent. I’ll see you this evening, then.” “Yes,” Gabrielle agreed. “I’ll see you then.” Gabrielle would also see Natalie a lot before then, in her imagination while she wondered what it would be like to kiss the captain. ***** Daniel/Sam, Grapholagnia ***** Chapter Notes More intense crack that isn't going to happen, but which I had a lot of fun writing regardless. I think Sam and Daniel could be friends if Sam wasn't so Sam, honestly. There's some nsfw stuff at the end. Prompt: "Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures, Daniel x Sam," by stevewestenra, based on this_prompt_list. --- “It’s in here somewhere.” “Okay.” Daniel looked around. “But it’s a really big library. Here somewhere is a lot of books to look in.” “Then get looking,” Sam told him, irritable. Sam was always irritable, except when he was killing people. Daniel still wasn’t sure what to make of him. He was powerful in a blustery way that Daniel had learned to recognize as being a front, even if he did have the power to back it up. It was very strange. “Do you have any idea what part of the library it might be in?” Daniel asked. The specific book Sam wanted seemed very broad to Daniel, so he wasn’t sure where to even look. “Do I give the impression of being someone who reads a lot?” Sam snapped. Daniel looked at him, looked Sam up and down, glancing at his eyes, unfocused. “Sorry.” “Don’t apologize. Just find the damned thing.” “Okay, okay.” Daniel sighed, went to the closest shelf. Apparently he was Sam’s librarian now. Well, Daniel liked books, so that wasn’t so bad. Sam went and sat in one of the chairs, obviously intending to just sit there until Daniel found what he wanted. He really had no idea how big this place was. It went on for quite a while, and there was a second level. Daniel read the titles on the spines of the books, carefully searching for the one Sam wanted. It wasn’t too arduous, though every so often there would be a book with no title and he’d have to get it off the shelf and check inside to see what it was, which took longer. “Why do you even have all these books?” Daniel asked as he looked, to fill the silence that was made strange by Sam just sitting there. “They belonged to Solomon,” Sam said, tilting his head over to where Daniel was. “I don’t imagine he’d read most of them. He just liked to have things.” “He must have read some of them,” Daniel muttered, taking another titleless book off the shelf and looking through it. It was a description of plants. He put it back. “There’s no point in having this many books if you aren’t going to read any of them.” “I didn’t ask him before he died,” Sam grumbled. “Read them yourself if you’re that worried about it.” Daniel smiled. “I will.” Sam made a noise and Daniel went back to looking. He wished he knew what to make of Sam. Were they friends? Did he like Sam? Did Sam like him? Was he here for a reason or had Sam just been bored the day he’d taken Daniel here? According to Henry, Sam killed people who bored him, so it wasn’t clear why Daniel was still alive, since Sam hardly seemed to be interested in him most of the time. Everyone was afraid of Sam, but Daniel mostly felt bad for him. He hadn’t asked to be born in the situation he had and be raised the way he had been. It didn’t excuse what he’d chosen to do with his life, but it maybe because Daniel had also done a lot of things that people would call bad, he sympathized a little bit. On the other hand, he had a feeling there was a whole side of Sam that he hadn’t seen beyond the grumpy, kind of sharp boy sitting here. Maybe he was scarier at other times than Daniel had seen him so far. Another book without a title. Daniel sighed. “What?” “Nothing,” Daniel said, taking it off the shelf. “Some of the books don’t have anything written on them, so I keep having to…” Well, that wasn’t what he’d expected. “Having to what?” Sam demanded. “Having to take them off the shelves and look in them,” Daniel muttered, looking down at the picture he’d opened to in this book. It was…very detailed. A very detailed picture of two people having sex. Flipping the page proved that there was another picture on the next page, and then another. It was a whole book of very graphic illustrations of different kinds of sex. Face burning red and glad that Sam couldn’t see him, Daniel kept looking down at the pages, not able to tear his eyes away. “Did you find it?” “No,” Daniel said, shaking his head, tearing his eyes away from the book, intending to put it back on the shelf. And remember where it was so he could look at it later. “Then why are you all quiet all of the sudden?” Oops. “No reason.” “You’re a liar.” That was true, and Daniel sighed. “It doesn’t matter.” “If there’s one thing that’s going to piss me off, it’s keeping secrets from me for no reason, Daniel,” Sam warned, half-rising from his chair. “Especially about something stupid.” Daniel watched him, wondering if Sam would really get violent over a book. He kind of reminded Daniel of Marcus, albeit a much more intense and violent version. “It’s got pictures in it, that’s all.” “Pictures.” “Of people. Um. having sex. And stuff.” “Oh.” Sam paused, a strange expression crossing his face. Then he sat down again, with a sigh. “And now you’re distracted by it.” “Maybe…a little,” Daniel admitted, glancing down at the image in front of him, in which three people were contorted. Sam huffed. “Look at it, then. My book can wait.” He smirked a little bit. “Wouldn’t want your hormones to go unanswered.” Beet red, Daniel considered refusing, but the lure was too great. “Okay.” Sam snickered. “Should I give you some privacy?” he teased. “No, that’s okay!” “So you’ll just touch yourself right here in front of me? Didn’t figure you for the type.” “I…” Daniel didn’t see much of a way out of this that wasn’t going to embarrass him. “I wasn’t going to…” “If you say so,” Sam said, still smiling. “Come sit down, then.” Feeling like he might combust, Daniel did as he was told, sitting in the chair beside Sam’s an opening the book on his lap, which wasn’t as flat as it normally was. “See anything you like?” Sam asked after a second. Daniel looked over at him, biting his lip. And he paused, realizing something. Sam as flushed in the face too. He was teasing Daniel because he was interested in the book too. Oh, well that changed a few things. Daniel looked down at the picture in his lap “Yeah. This one’s of two men, one of them has the other pressed against the wall, and he’s…fucking him from behind,” Daniel said, trying not to stumble over the words he didn’t often string together aloud. “And biting his neck.” Sam smiled. “Bet that hurts.” “The other man seems to like it. He’s hard too, you can see in the picture,” Daniel said, mostly watching Sam. He’d been right, Sam was interested. He flipped the page. “This one’s got three men, one of them is on his hands and knees…” Sam listened attentively as Daniel went on describing the pictures for him, not hiding that he was as hard as Daniel. They never did go back to looking for that other book. ***** Nicholas/Isaac, Strikhedonia ***** Chapter Notes Just boys having fun. Prompt: "Strikhedonia--the pleasure of being able to say "to hell with it,"" with Isaac and Nicholas," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “I dare you to jump in.” Nicholas sighed. Isaac was so childish. “I’m not jumping in the pond.” “Why not? It’s hot, you’re sweaty, there’s a pond.” Isaac shrugged. “I’ll jump in with you, come on.” He was already taking off his shirt. “I’m sweaty because I was running,” Nicholas explained. He had been. He liked to keep in shape, and that was something that he’d been taking more seriously since his adventure with Owen at the banquet. He didn’t want to get in another situation like that and screw it up because he didn’t have the stamina. Nicholas was considering learning how to use a sword too, just in case. Heroes in stories always used swords, even if they were mages like him. There was no reason he couldn’t use one too. “Yeah, and now you’re not running, so you should cool off with me.” It was past sundown, and Nicholas didn’t want to ask why Isaac had been out here walking. He’d assumed his run would go unbothered if he came out at this time, but apparently not. “It’s a waste of time,” Nicholas told him. Isaac never seemed to do anything but fool around, and though Nicholas didn’t dislike him as a person, he was really irresponsible and it was obnoxious. “Time you’d be using to have a bath anyway,” Isaac stressed. His shirt was on the ground and he was undoing his shorts now. “What are you doing?” Nicholas demanded. “Taking off my clothes, what’s it look like?” Isaac told him, giving Nicholas a funny look. Nicholas looked away, shaking his head. Isaac was so predictable. “I knew you were just looking for an excuse to strip.” “I don’t need an excuse to strip,” Isaac told him. “What, come on, you never swam with your friends back home? Or maybe you stayed fully clothed while you did.” “I didn’t.” Contrary to what Isaac believed, Nicholas was a perfectly ordinary boy who’d played games with his friends as a kid. “Then why not do it now?” “Why do it now?” Nicholas countered. “It’s late, it’s dark, we should go to bed.” “It’s fun,” Isaac said, shorts dropping. Of course he wasn’t wearing smallclothes, so now he was naked. “Are you just not allowed to have fun ever?” Nicholas sighed, looking at the pond. He was hot. “Someone might see us.” “Swimming?” Isaac asked. “Who cares. Come on.” And he ran, leapt into the water with a splash. It wasn’t really that deep, but it was deep enough at this part to jump in, anyway. Nicholas considered turning and going back to the dormitory now that Isaac was distracted. But there was nobody around and…he did kind of want to swim. After a moment’s indecision, Nicholas sighed. “Fine,” he said, stripping out of his clothes–all of them, though that took another moment’s thought–and following Isaac into the water. “See?” Isaac asked, splashing him. “You didn’t melt. Fun didn’t kill the chosen one.” “Shut up,” Nicholas muttered, splashing Isaac back. That escalated quickly into a splash fight that turned into a dunking contest and water wrestling, which Nicholas won, forcing Isaac to admit that he was the victor by holding him in a headlock for a good minute, and it was…not weird. Isaac didn’t grab at him anywhere he wasn’t comfortable being grabbed, ogle him even though they were really close, make any lewd comments, even when the movement and friction and contact caused a normal physical reaction in Nicholas, or behave inappropriately at all. It was just like playing in the water with any other boy, and it kind of made Nicholas feel bad for assuming that Isaac wouldn’t have behaved. He had said he’d respect Nicholas’s wish to just be normal friends, after all. Obviously he’d meant that. It was…fun. It was a very fun time, and they played in the water like children for a good hour before, panting, Nicholas realized how late it must be. “We should go in,” he said, looking up at the moon. “I guess,” Isaac sighed, floating on the surface of the water. “I had fun.” “Me too.” “You don’t have to sound like admitting that is killing you.” “Maybe it is,” Nicholas joked, wading to the shore where they’d left their clothes, which were still sitting there in two piles. Nicholas looked at them, and then over his shoulder at Isaac, who was still floating. “You coming?” “In a second, yeah.” Nicholas smirked, an idea coming to him. He got out, shaking himself off a little bit and pulling his clothes on. He used Isaac’s shirt to dry his hair. And he stood there, waiting until Isaac finally started to get out. When he was about halfway to the shore, Nicholas smirked, picked up Isaac’s clothes. “You stole my smallclothes last time.” “Yeah,” Isaac admitted, not abashed. “Threw them in here, actually. They’re probably around…wait, Nicholas no.” “See you at the dormitory, Isaac.” Nicholas took off running. “Nicholas!” Naked, Isaac chased after him, and Nicholas laughed all the way back to the dormitory. He was allowed to be irresponsible and have fun sometimes too. ***** Henry/Sam, Somnophilia (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes This is the first of several drabbles that are based on a nsfw writing prompt list that I reblogged, so expect several chapters of porn in a row. Usual warnings for Sam and Henry apply, with the added element that Henry didn't consent to sex while he was sleeping. Prompt: "Wake up in the middle of the night sex/somnophilia for Henry and Sam maybe," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Henry was having a good dream, for once. He was out on a horse, not going anywhere, just riding for fun, being outside and away from the castle that had abruptly become his home. The sky was dotted with strange cats, but that seemed normal. At some point, though, Henry wasn’t alone anymore. Sam was there with him, smiling in a way that Sam never smiled. “Come on,” Sam said, pulling Henry along somewhere, until they fell onto some grass that was a lot softer than grass was. Sam was on top of him now, touching him, touching his face, astride him, moving his hips, moving, and Henry was hot, and close and buried, he could feel himself inside Sam as Sam smiled down at him. “It’s okay…” The field of grass faded a little, got a lot darker. Sam was moving on Henry’s cock a lot harder, grunting as he did, riding Henry. He remembered that smile, the assurance that it was okay, and Henry reached up and grabbed Sam’s hips, thrusting up into Sam, making him go harder, aware now that it was a dream anyway so it didn’t matter what he did. “Ng,” Sam grunted when Henry started moving himself, but he stayed there, stayed sitting on Henry’s cock, riding him, groaning a little with each thrust. “Fuck…fuck…” Henry got faster, harder as he got closer, worried that the dream would end before he could cum. Frantic, he fucked Sam hard, driving into him from below in his need to finish, to see this through. He could still picture Sam’s smile. “Fuck!” Sam said, audibly as he went stiff under Henry’s hands, and a second later something warm splattered onto Henry’s chest. All Henry could think was that was an odd detail for a dream to have before he fell over the edge himself, arching his back as he shot up into Sam with a cry that sounded strange to him. When he was done, spent, Henry fell back, smiling up at the black sky. “Thanks…” “Asshole,” Sam muttered, and that sounded more like him than he had before. “If I’d known you were going to do that I’d have fucked you instead. Teach me to indulge my curiosity.” “So grumpy…” Henry muttered to him, pulling Sam down into a cuddle. “Y’should smile again…I liked that…” “Liked what you…” A sigh. “You’re not even awake. You didn’t even fucking wake up, did you?” “Mmmm…” Henry said, holding Sam there until he stopped struggling, let Henry hold him the way he needed to be held. “That’s better.” He felt himself slipping into something else, something deeper than this, back to his field where Sam smiled and the sky had cats in it. ***** Hugh/Theodore, Body Swap (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Usual warnings for Slavery apply, which are self evident. Hugh is Theodore's underage sex slave, for anyone not following that story. This one is either noncanonical or is set in the past of the main story and possibly still noncanonical, who knows. Prompt: "How about number 10 [Body Swap] with Hugh and Theodore?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list --- “According to my friend, the spell ought to wear off in a few weeks, but we can facilitate it ending faster by reenacting what we were doing just before it happened.” Hugh was listening, he was listening to what Theodore was saying, but all he was thinking really was is that really what my voice sounds like? He sounded like a duck trying to seduce someone. Theodore sounded like a duck trying to seduce someone. And he looked like Hugh, skinny and with bags under his eyes that Hugh had never known he had. And Hugh looked like Theodore, big and too tall. It was weird. But then, Theodore had already done to Hugh’s body just about everything that Hugh could imagine. Inhabiting it for a little while was just one more thing in a long list of things that he would have rather avoided. “Hugh?” “Yes,” Hugh nodded Theodore’s head down at himself. His voice was so deep. “I’m listening, Master.” “I think it’s best if we go with the second option. As lovely as your body is, I’d rather have my own, wouldn’t you?” Hugh swallowed, watching himself move. “Yes, Master. I would.” “Very good.” Theodore nodded, and he with an awkwardness that Hugh wouldn’t have expected, he took Hugh’s shirt off, left himself naked on the bed. Hugh got a good look at his own body. He was smaller than he thought, and the growing hair that was so obvious to him normally was impossible to see from here. “Then let’s get to it, shall we?” He took a bottle of oil that they’d used last night and spread it on his hands. “Right.” Hugh took a bracing breath, then undid the belt on Theodore’s nightcoat, let it fall to the floor as he climbed on the bed as well, unused to being this big. Theodore was underneath him, too young, younger than Hugh thought he was. “No need to be nervous,” Theodore said, pulling Hugh closer and leaning up to kiss him. Hugh tried to kiss him back, not sure how to do it when he was this big. He would have said it was the weirdest thing that he could have imagined, kissing himself, but he knew what was coming, so it wasn’t by a long margin. Hugh nodded. “Master, have you…” “Done this before?” Theodore smiled, a sly grin that looked wrong on Hugh’s face. “Yes, I’ve some experience, Hugh. And I daresay your body is well suited to handle this. Please don’t worry.” Hugh wasn’t worried about Theodore, he was worried about hurting Theodore and getting in trouble for it. He hadn’t survived this long to be cast aside or killed because he didn’t know how to be this tall. “Alright, Master. I’ll be very careful, though. Can you tell me if it hurts?” “Of course, Hugh. That’s very thoughtful of you,” Theodore said, kissing Hugh again before reaching down and gently taking him in hand. Right, he was going to need an erection for this. Hugh wasn’t unused to not having those, but if they were going to redo what they’d done yesterday, it was going to be important. So he let Theodore get him hard, kind of surprised that he could. They had to do this, Hugh reminded himself, if he was going to go back to the size and shape he liked being. Or was used to being, at least. So, kissing himself back, Hugh reached down and prepared to stretch Theodore, found his own hand already there, something Hugh had never done for himself. Theodore smiled at him, and together they went about getting each other ready. It didn’t take long, and soon Theodore removed his fingers and pulled Hugh by the dick until he was positioned right there, urging him to push in, spreading his legs to let him. To let him. Hugh realized very suddenly that he was the big one here, he was the one who was in charge, or could be. He could stop, pull away, make it so none of this happened, and Theodore wouldn’t be able to make him. Hugh’s collar was glinting on Theodore’s neck. The spell would wear off in a few weeks, though, and they’d be back to normal, and who knew what Theodore would do to punish him then? He was always kind and friendly and even sweet to Hugh because of Denny, but Hugh knew. He knew that Theodore was dangerous, that he was frightening when he was angry. No. Hugh wasn’t going to risk his own safety, his own survival, on something that wasn’t going to pay off. He was still a slave, no matter what he looked like, and he had to do what Theodore said if he wanted to survive. So he pushed forward, pressing into himself. Watching, fascinated, as he disappeared into his own hole, knowing it shouldn’t fit, that he shouldn’t fit, but knowing that it did, that he would, as he had countless times before. It felt good, it felt right, it felt like where he was supposed to be, even as he knew it was wrong, that it was awful, that he shouldn’t want it. And yet, when he saw his last inch slip in, Theodore’s pubic hair nestled between his legs, Hugh did, and he made a small sound that came out louder than he thought. Theodore was spread-eagled on the bed, eyes on Hugh. “That’s the way,” he panted, flushed from forehead to nipples. “Keep going, it’s fairly elementary from here.” Hugh nodded, and he started moving his hips, pushing into Theodore, fucking himself. Theodore wasn’t hard but Hugh grabbed him, stroked him in tune with his thrusts, rubbed his own dick to hardness. He wanted to show Theodore that it could be nice for both of them, if he tried. Theodore sounded surprised when he whinged, a sound that Hugh didn’t think he made. But there it was, coming from his lips, again and again, as Hugh picked up speed, going faster and harder and rougher as he forgot he was supposed to be not hurting Theodore. He forgot that, he forgot that he was supposed to hate this, he forgot everything and then he remembered it all in an explosion as he shouted out, filling himself with Theodore’s cum, closing his eyes to the sight. When he opened them again, looking down at Theodore in his body, at himself, he was surprised to see a line of cum there, on his belly, almost to his chin. He hadn’t even noticed. Theodore was looking up at him, panting. “It doesn’t seem to have worked,” he said, in Hugh’s duck voice. Hugh shook his head, sweat falling from his forehead. “No, Master. What should we do?” “The only thing we can do, Hugh.” Theodore wrapped Hugh’s legs around his waist, looking him in the eye. “Try again.” ***** Todd/Sam Fuck or die (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes If you're reading Villain you know Todd and Sam is not a happy combination. Very graphic rape in this chapter, and the victim is ambiguously a minor (age never stated but he's a servant boy). Prompt: "This is horrible but fuck or die with Sam and Todd," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “What the fuck is this?” his Majesty snarled, moving strangely as he tried to get his bearings in the strange white room they’d woken up in. Todd had been sweeping a floor and he’d suddenly passed out. Now he was here, in this room with no door. With the Sorcerer King. Suffice it to say, he was terrified. He must have made a noise, because King Sam turned, facing his general direction, fury on his face. “Who’s there?” he demanded. Todd’s skin crawled in that way it did when he was around his Majesty, that way that wasn’t normal, that he was sure had to do with his magic. King Sam would kill him, he knew. Todd didn’t know why he hadn’t already. “It’s me!” he called out, hoping he would’t be blamed for this. “It’s Todd, your Majesty.” A growl from the king. “What the fuck…” He was cut off by a sudden voice that came from everywhere. “Welcome, guests.” “Who the fuck are you?” King Sam demanded, trying to find the source of the voice. “I am one who administers tests.” “You’re testing the wrong person.” Todd just cowered a little, though there was nothing to cower behind. “Perhaps so. I’m sure you wonder where you are.” The voice was sterile, maybe male, calm, more calm than anyone should be when faced with the king’s wrath. “You are in my domain. The room you are currently in has no door at the moment, but one can be produced for you if you meet the criteria.” “I’m not playing some fucking game with you.” King Sam was getting angrier and angrier, and that meant someone was going to die painfully, and the only person here was Todd. “Indeed. In twenty minutes, the room you are in will fill with toxic gas, suffocating both of you to death.” A silence fell. “Are you interesting in meeting my criteria now?” King Sam was visibly shaking, fists clenched. “What criteria?” “If you wish for the door to appear, you two must engage in copulation.” Todd didn’t know what that meant. King Sam obviously did. “You want us to fuck.” Oh. Todd’s stomach dropped, and he started to back away, feeling bile in his throat. “I realize you may find this distasteful, but it is necessary for me to ascertain whether your will to survive overrides social conventions that would normally prohibit a king and his servant from…” The voice was still talking when Todd felt himself lifted in the air and slammed into the nearest wall. King Sam was undoing his pants as he approached, mostly just looking irritated now. There was nothing Todd could do. He knew that, he knew that one from experience. He closed his eyes, tried not to whimper, and let the king close the rest of the distance. A hand on the waistband of his pants, a ripple, and the pants tore, smallclothes and all, leaving Todd’s backside completely exposed. It will be over soon, it will be over soon, he told himself. It would be, it hadn’t taken long the first time either. It would just feel like longer. The voice had stopped talking. “Keep quiet,” King Sam told him, pressing Todd’s head against the wall with one hand and pressing his cock against Todd’s hole with the other. “I’m not in the mood to listen to you cry.” Todd nodded as best he could, and his Majesty tore into him in one go, lubricated by something. Maybe he’d done it with his magic, Todd thought irrationally, to make it easier. It didn’t make it easier, but King Sam did slide in fairly quickly, pushing past all the resistance Todd put up without meaning to, clenching down to try and keep him out, but it didn’t work, he knew it wasn’t going to work, and it just made it hurt as his Majesty forced his way inside, tearing as he went. Todd wanted to keep quiet, he did, he didn’t want to give the king any reason to be mad at him. He kept his mouth clenched shut as his Majesty started thrusting in and out, grunting quietly as he did. Todd bit his tongue when the king started to go faster, until he tasted blood. The pain should have faded but it didn’t, it just kept hurting as King Sam used him, merciless and uncaring. At least he didn’t break Todd’s arm like he had last time. Then it was done, a louder grunt Todd’s only warning before the king came inside him, pumping him full as he fisted Todd’s hair. Then he pulled out all at once, turning away. “I’ll take that door now.” “You…you have passed the test.” The voice sounded surprised. It obviously hadn’t realized who it was dealing with. “The exit is yours, to your left.” King Sam turned away, headed there, leaving Todd slumped against the wall, tears on his cheeks. He hadn’t made any noise, though. “Do you not intend to help your servant?” the voice asked. Todd let out a laugh, a bitter sound. King Sam just snorted. “You like watching, I assumed you’d like to have a turn. Keep him if it means you’ll leave me alone from now on.” And King Sam found the door, opened and it and left Todd there on the floor, laughing to himself. ***** Edwin/Owen, Trapped together (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Just sex in this one. Prompt: "What if I told you 94 [trapped together] with Owen and Edwin?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “Is your boyfriend ever going to come back with that ladder?” Edwin demanded. “My boyfriend is your prince,” Owen reminded him, in that annoying voice of his. “And no, probably not.” Edwin sighed. “Great.” Three hours since he and Owen had fallen into this hole that was just here for no reason, too deep to escape from. Three hours since Gavin had left, promising to come back with a ladder and telling them to get “better acquainted” and winking before going. Edwin was quite certain that Gavin had dug the fucking hole, like some deranged zookeeper or something. The only evidence to contradict that was that Gavin was fucking useless and probably wouldn’t know where to look for a shovel unless it was stuck up Owen’s ass. “So what the fuck are we supposed to do, then?” Edwin asked, sighing. “Just starve? Live down here? Become moles?” Owen smirked. “He’ll let us out if we do what he wants.” “Well, what does he fucking want?” Edwin asked, exasperated. Of course Owen hadn’t brought this up three hours ago. “That’s exactly it, actually. He wants us to fuck.” “Wh…what.” Owen shrugged. “Gavin is of the opinion that you and I have secret sexual tension that we need to work out. Preferably naked and preferably releasing it through our cocks. into each other.” Edwin flushed bright red, turned away. He moved as far from Owen as he could get, which was about two paces. “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.” “I told him you’d say that.” “As if I’d want to have sex with you. I mean, with you? God, I’d rather eat earthworms for the rest of my life.” Edwin started searching around for purchase, find a handhold that felt good. He was going to get out of here if it killed Owen. “I feel the same way,” Owen told him, sounding amused. Edwin frowned. “What’s wrong with me?” he asked, daring a look at Owen over his shoulder. “Nothing,” Owen said, giving another infuriating shrug. “You’re not Gavin.” “Thank fucking God,” Edwin muttered, hefting himself up, making good progress. Until everything collapsed in a cascade of earth, and he fell, twisting, fell some more, landed on Owen with a thud that sent them both to the ground. “Fuck.” “You okay?” “Fine, I’m fine.” Edwin huffed, looking up. He was on top of Owen, in his goddamn arms like some princess. He blushed some more, looking up at Owen. He looked so worried, as if the possibility that Edwin had hurt himself honestly worried Owen. Edwin wasn’t sure which of them moved first, but suddenly they were kissing. Just for a second, and then they pulled away. “Um.” “Hi.” “Yeah.” Edwin looked away. “So if we…have sex, he’ll let us out?” “Pretty sure.” “It’s…worth a try?” Edwin asked. “Not because I like you. Just because I don’t like being in this hole with you. In fact it’s because I don’t like you at all and this is the only way to escape and…” Owen kissed him again, made him stop talking. “I get it. You want a blowjob?” Edwin blushed, looked away from Owen. “Yes.” There was a rushed moment of moving around while they figured out how to sit, and then Edwin was with his back to the wall and Owen between his legs, unlacing Edwin’s pants and deftly removing Edwin from his pants. “You’re awfully hard for someone who doesn’t want to do this.” “The advantage of a blowjob is that I don’t have to hear you talk,” Edwin grumbled. “Right,” Owen grinned, licked Edwin briefly, and then engulfed him while Edwin was mid-gasp. Owen was…obnoxiously good at this, Edwin realized immediately. He had great tongue technique and knew how to use it in tune with his suction and his hand was on Edwin’s balls and he… It was really hard to remain objective about this the longer it went on, and really after the first minute or so all Edwin could think was wow, yes, keep going, fuck, yes. He didn’t last as long as he’d have liked, and a moment later Edwin was shooting into Owen’s mouth, which he’d made the conscious decision not to warn Owen about because screw him. Which Edwin was probably about to do, so that was okay. Owen pulled off when he was done, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand and grinning at Edwin. “That was fun.” “Yeah,” Edwin admitted, short of breath. He watched Owen, who was suddenly a lot more…not attractive, but a lot more not-repulsive than he’d been before. “You want to take off your pants?” “Yeah.” Owen’s grin widened. “Turn over.” “Yeah.” Edwin started to do that, then paused. “Wait, no. You turn over. I’ll top.” “Nah,” Owen said, unlacing his pants and pulling his cock, already hard, out. “You just came and I didn’t, and I’m better at it than you anyway. I’ll top.” “What…” The offer of the blowjob had been so Owen could pull this, Edwin realized. “You asshole.” “Yep. Turn over. Don’t make me pull rank, squire.” Edwin had walked into this one, and Owen was moving in such a way as to make it clear that he was going to get his way. “Fine,” he decided, figuring that Owen wasn’t…the worst person ever to do this with. “You’d better not be exaggerating your skill.” In response, Owen just gave another infuriating grin and helped Edwin roll over. It turned out he wasn’t exaggerating. ***** Sam/Henry, Sex fails (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Another Sam and Henry one, but mostly it's just kind of funny? Prompt: "Sam and a sex fail," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Henry was almost asleep when Sam started grinding against him. “Sam?” “Shut up,” Sam grumbled, cock rubbing Henry’s thigh. “Don’t move. I’m just going to cum before I go to sleep.” “We could have done something before we got in bed,” Henry muttered. “I wasn’t hard then. I am now. Now shut the hell up, Henry.” Henry shut up, letting Sam grind him. The position wasn’t the best for it, which Henry could already tell but Sam obviously couldn’t. He couldn’t get enough traction there, his movement was limited. He might cum eventually, but this was Sam and Henry knew he wasn’t going to have the patience for that. Sure enough, Sam started to get irritated the longer this went on, and soon he was growling. “Fuck this,” He muttered, putting his hands on Henry’s shoulders, and making to roll him so that Sam would be on top of him. Sam overdid the roll, though, rolled too far, over Henry, and pulled them both right off the bed. Henry blinked up at the ceiling, trying for a second to realize what had happened. And when he did, he had to stop himself from laughing. That was when he realized that Sam was underneath him. Before Henry could roll over, he was lifted by magic, tossed aside, hitting the wall and landing in a pile on the floor. “You okay?” Henry asked, coughing a little as he righted himself. “I’m fine. I’m fucking…I’m fine, Henry. You can sleep there tonight, I’m tired of you.” “Do you want some help? You’re still hard.” “No. Go to sleep,” Sam snapped. And Sam climbed up into the bed, got under the blankets with an elaborate huff, and a moment later Henry could hear what was obviously him masturbating to deal with the boner he still had. It was all Henry could do not to laugh. ***** Nicholas/Isaac, Car sex (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Good old fashioned sex with your rival in a hot car in a public parking lot while you wait for your boyfriend to get back from buying snacks. That old relatable time. I keep accidentally writing the Isaac ones from his POV even when I'm trying to experiment with others, haha. Prompt: "It would probably have to be in the modern AU, but in a car/vehicle with Isaac and Nicholas or Peter?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “You know you’re really hot like that.” Nicholas sighed, standing there sweating as he put gas in the car. “Shut your trap.” “I’m just saying,” Isaac said, leaning on the car. “That you’re all masculine and in charge, driving the car and putting gas in it and shit. It’s very attractive, if you happen to be attracted to masculinity.” “Which you are.” “Which I am,” Isaac confirmed. “Just watching you is making me horny.” They’d had sex enough times that Isaac figured he could just say that to Nicholas in a gas station parking lot in the middle of nowhere while they waited for Peter to come back with snacks for the rest of their long car trip to the camping site everyone was visiting for their long weekend. “Postage stamps make your horny,” Nicholas said, finishing with the gas and putting the pump away. Isaac frowned. “Maybe one with a dick on it,” he mused, thinking about it. “Anyway, the point is, it’s hot, we’re all hormonal and horny and you’re very attractive with all your car knowledge.” He straightened, fished into his pockets and smiled at Nicholas, pressing some things into his hands. “So here’s a condom and some lube, and I’m going to be in the back seat when you’re done paying for the gas.” Nicholas looked at Isaac for a long second, huffing before he pulled out his wallet to pay for the gas. Isaac grinned and got in the car, already undoing his cut-offs. He’d slid them down and had just figured out a way to lay down without the seatbelts burning his skin off when the back door opened again, and Nicholas was there, pants already unzipped and condom already on his hard dick. “I remember a time when you were afraid to let anyone see the waistband of your underwear,” Isaac teased. “Now you’re putting a condom on in a parking lot.” “Yeah, yeah.” Nicholas crawled on top of Isaac. “I remember a time when you hated talking to me. Now you’re propositioning me in a parking lot.” “Yes,” Isaac agreed, nodding as Nicholas looked for his goal. “But I would have propositioned you even when I didn’t like talking to you, is the difference. Ah…” Nicholas knew full well that Isaac was stretched already, since Isaac had been fingering himself in the backseat of the car for the last little while, just for fun. It was what Nicholas got for making him sit in the back. So, lubed and protected, Nicholas just pushed right in, sliding up into where Isaac wanted him to be, hands on Isaac’s shoulders to keep him in place. Nicholas had the cutest face when he was inside Isaac, this amazing combination of concentration and borderline ecstasy that Isaac couldn’t get enough of. His thrusts were still inexpert but getting better, deeper and longer, but as always what he lacked in skill he made up for in pure enthusiasm. The car rocked as he thrust in and out of Isaac, and Isaac kept his hands on Nicholas’s sides to keep him in place as he did. Nicholas’s face scrunched up when he started to get close, and so Isaac could tell when he was there. “Come on, big guy, you can do it. You like fucking me in your dad’s car? Come on, come on…” Nicohlas came on, groaning as he filled his condom. He held himself in place for a moment, just keeping Isaac full, sweating through his shirt, then he leaned back a little, taking his hands off Isaac’s shoulders and looking further south. He smiled, took Isaac’s dick in hand. “You didn’t cum, did you?” “You’d be able to see if I did,” Isaac told him, panting. “Your aim still sucks.” “I’m hoping to improve a lot over the weekend,” Nicholas said, giving Isaac a stroke. “Hey,” Peter’s voice called out from behind. “You two done?” “Yeah,” Nicholas said, smiling over his shoulder. He let go of Isaac and pulled out, backing out of the car. “You want a turn?” “Sure.” Peter smiled at Isaac, pulled a condom out of his pocket. Isaac had been such a good influence on him, honestly. “He’s all yours,” Nicholas said, peeling his condom off and tossing it in a nearby garbage can with perfect accuracy. He forgot to tie it off, but Isaac would talk to him about that later. “Thanks,” Peter said, climbing in the backseat, putting his cane on the floor as he climbed on top of Isaac. “Hey.” “Hey. Lube’s in the cup holder.” By the time Peter had gotten his condom on, his pants down and himself positioned, Nicholas was back in the car, revving it up. “Don’t get cum on the seats,” he said as he started to drive. “My dad will castrate me.” “Duly noted,” Peter said, grinning down at Isaac. “I’m sure Isaac can hold it in until we get to the campsite. It’s only what, five more hours?” ***** James/Ron, Predator/Prey (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes This one's a bit ambiguous--if you read it as being in the regular story, it's just a negotiated role play between them. If you don't and put it in an AU, it strays into noncon territory, so it's up to you which you'd prefer. Prompt: "Could you do 69. Predator/Prey, Hunting with James and Ron?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- James didn’t run as he made his way through the woods. He didn’t need to, not anymore. He could hear his prey struggling, caught in one of his traps. He’d even put his bow away as he sauntered up. Not slowly, though. The longer his prey was trapped, the more likely he would hurt himself, and James didn’t want that. He broke through some bushes, striding into the clearing that his prey was trapped in, bound together at the ankles by the snare James had set before the chase had begun. “Oh no,” he said, smiling as he approached. “You’re trapped. How did that happen, I wonder?” “Let me go!” Jame’s prey was a nice size, not scrawny but also not too big, good colouring, a lightish brown mane, reasonably groomed, moving back and forth as he struggled, writhing on the ground in a futile effort to get out of the trap. “Now that would defeat the purpose of catching you, wouldn’t it?” James asked, smiling. He crouched down in front of his prey, reaching into a satchel for something. “Don’t worry, I’ll take the trap off your legs in a minute.” “If you think I’m going to sit here and let you eat me…” his prey growled. “I hardly plan on eating you right here. I’d want to season you properly first.” James let the prey decide whether or not he was joking as he took out a pair of gloves and slid them on, making to push the prey onto his back. When he resisted, James raised an eyebrow. “I’m being gentle. If you’d like to be let out of this, let me help you.” That got him a sullen glare and his prey subsided, going into a careful stillness that still suggested movement. “My name’s James. What’s yours?” “Ron,” his prey grumbled, watching James’s hand run over his skin. James nodded. “You’re well-fed,” he said to himself, making mental notes. “No injuries or even scars to note. Good colouring, good complexion…” “Do you have to do that?” “Yes. I’m assessing you.” James smiled. “You’re a very handsome catch, you know.” He was. James couldn’t remember the last time he’d caught something he wanted to look at this badly. “And you didn’t make it easy for me.” “You were trying to kill me,” Ron accused. “I was supposed to make it easy?” “Who said I was trying to kill you?” James’s hand slid down a little, to his prey’s penis. “A good size down here, too. Do you have a mate?” “I…what?” “I asked if you have a mate? You’re the right age and you’re clearly a good candidate for mating.” “No! I mean. No, I don’t.” “Hm. Are you infertile?” James asked, rubbing the genitalia, finding he had no trouble bringing his prey to arousal. A good sign. “No. I mean, I’ve never…just let me go!” “I’m going to, I’m going to,” James told Ron, shaking his head at the impatience. “I just want to check this.” He kept going with his stimulation, stroking Ron steadily, watching with interest as colour rose in his face from strain. “Do you like this?” “Y…n-no…” Ron managed, looking away. “Obviously not.” “You’re obviously lying,” James said. “And not because your body is enjoying it, that’s just how bodies work. It’s your demeanour? “Have I mentioned that you’re very attractive?” “Yeah…I’ll look great mounted on your wall…” Ron panted. “Or on my bed,” James mused, still stroking him. “What? Ah!” Ron arched his back and had his orgasm with some force, shooting a good amount of seed onto his belly. “You’re definitely virile,” James said, impressed. He took his hand away, ran his finger through some of the mess and tasted him. “Hm,” he said, nodding. “What are you doing?” “Tasting the seasoning.” James smiled, reached back into his bag again, coming out with a small knife and a collar and leash. “What…” James didn’t give Ron time to finish as he snapped the collar on and used the knife to cut his feet free. “There you go,” he said, standing up and giving a tug. “Come on.” “Come where?” “Home. Let’s go.” “Wait! What are you doing?” “Come on, boy,” James said, resolutely tugging Ron in the direction of his house. He was too good a catch to leave behind. ***** Sam, Masturbation (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Just a kid who will grow up to be horrible exploring himself and getting caught. Prompt: "If you're still taking smut requests can I request some masturbation with Sam? Maybe that time he mentioned where Solomon caught him?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- It wasn’t like Sam had anyone to talk to about these things. He couldn’t talk to Dad and Saul would just make fun of him and the servants weren’t to be trusted. So Sam had to figure everything out on his own. He was doing just fine for himself, he thought. He’d figured out how to touch his dick for fun one day when he’d been uncomfortably hard and trying to rearrange some things with comfort in mind. That had also led to him learning why his dick got hard, because why else would it, and it had taught him a few things about sex that explained the bits about what his tutor had told him that didn’t make sense. On his own, Sam had also intuited that this wasn’t something to be done in front of other people–if for no other reason than because he didn’t need them knowing that he liked doing this, lest someone find a way to take it away from him–and that ideally his bedroom was the place to do it. He’d also learned to keep a pair of dirty smallclothes or the corner of a blanket nearby so he didn’t get his shirt wet. Sam was laying on his bed, shirt tugged up under his armpits and pants around his knees, one hand firmly around himself as he stroked himself at a speed that he’d learned he liked, rubbing the top part against his other hand for friction. Breathing heavily, Sam imagined that it wasn’t his hands down there. That it was another boy, maybe a slightly older boy who liked to kiss him and liked the sound of Sam’s voice, who smelled just a little bit like sweat but not in a bad way. Sam’s pretend boy had very strong hands that he used very gently on Sam, and sometimes he liked to kiss Sam on his chest or belly, or even on his dick. He was just doing that in Sam’s imagination, and Sam’s balls were contracting in a way that he knew meant he was done. He made a little sound, and felt himself start to squirt, taking his hands away so they didn’t get sticky. It was as he was squirting that the door clicked, swung open, that he heard footsteps, familiar footsteps, come into the room. “Samson.” Sam nearly choked on air. So much for keeping this a secret. “Hello, Dad,” he said, in a small voice. Solomon was quiet for a second. “We’re all eating dinner together in the dining room tonight. I expect you to be there.” Sam swallowed, wondering if he was about to die with his pants down. “Yes, Dad. I’ll be there.” “You’d better be.” Solomon made a noise. “I’ll leave you to your fun. See you at supper, son.” “Yes, Dad.” Sam said, voice barely above a whisper. Dad left, door shutting behind him, and Sam’s whole body relaxed, melting a little into his mattress, breathing harder than he had been before. “Damnit.” That he hadn’t said anything was worse than if he had. Because it meant that Solomon was waiting for a time to bring it up that would make Sam look the most stupid. Sam spent the whole day and all of supper worrying for a comment that never came. When he went to bed that night, there was a girl in his room. ***** Gavin/Owen, Predator/Prey (nsfw, kinda) ***** Chapter Notes Mostly just innuendo in this one, some touching at the end. Prompt: "Because Gavin the deranged zookeeper is a hilarious mental image 69 (ha!) with him hosting a Steve Erwin like nature show and making so many double entendres during filming that Owen jumps his bones once the cameras are off," by Folkendefanel, based on this_prompt_list. --- “And look at this beauty,” Gavin said, holding the snake up for the camera. It stuck its tongue out, which would play really nicely. “Long and thick and strong. I can barely get my hands around this guy he’s so big. Speaking of which, Owen.” He turned, grinning at his assistant. “Owen here has his guy’s slightly less dangerous cousin to show us, hasn’t he?” “Uh, yeah.” Owen swallowed, suggesting that Gavin’s meaning hadn’t gone unnoticed. Just like the last several hadn’t. The peacock joke. The excessive use of the word ‘mounting’ in relation to beetles. The offhand comment about alpha dogs. Gavin was killing it in this episode. Owen cleared his throat. “He’s a little smaller than his friend here, and when Gavin says a slightly less dangerous, what he means is that his poison takes twenty minutes to kill a healthy adult, rather than ten.” “Venom, Owen,” Gavin corrected with a grin. Honestly. “Unless you spend a lot of time with long lengths of muscle in your mouth, you need to worry about venom, not poison. Remember–it’s poisonous if you bite it and you die, it’s venomous if it bites you and you die.” “Right, of course, venom.” Owen smiled at the camera, that disarming smile that he always had. He’d been a one-off extra in an early episode of the show who’d played well with the viewers thanks to that smile. “Don’t listen to me. Gavin’s the expert around here.” He’d played well with Gavin too. “That’s right. Now, don’t feel bad that you got the smaller guy, Owen. Size isn’t everything, as you well know. It’s how you use it.” Owen seemed to be in pain as he tried not to make a face on camera. Gavin went on. “Your guy there kills twice as many people a year because he looks less dangerous and hides better. Sometimes bigger just means clumsier. We’re going to put these two down before they get too hissed off and explode all over us. It’s a bitch to clean up.” Gavin winked. He was only allowed to swear once per episode. There was a careful process of putting the snakes back down and then shooing them away so that they wouldn’t bite anyone. A few off-camera wranglers helped with that part. When they were done, Gavin stood up, gave his grin back to the people, pulled Owen into the shot. “That’s enough adventure for this week, or so I’m contractually obligated to tell you because the network doesn’t want the show running too long, so thanks for coming into the wild with Owen and I. Next week–it’s beautiful and knows it, it spends half its life trying to mate, and I’m not talking about Owen. See you then!” He and Owen waved at the camera for an uncomfortable second as they zoomed out and closed out the shot with a nice view of the area they were in, and finally the director yelled “cut” and Edwin turned off the camera. Gavin sighed, wiping sweat off his forehead. “That was good.” “Yeah,” Owen said, grabbed Gavin’s hand and tugging him away. “What are you doing?” “Come here.” “Okay?” Gavin followed Owen behind some bushes, near a tree. And he turned around, pulled Gavin and knocked him to the ground. “Owen!” “Obsession with mounting,” climbing on top of Gavin, undoing Gavin’s belt. “Loving the taste of peacock. Obeying your alpha dog.” Gavin grinned up at him. “So you were listening?” Owen’s shorts were around his thighs already, and he tugged Gavin’s down too, hand around Gavin’s cock. “Yeah. And so were all your viewers. You’re lucky I waited until the camera was off.” “That would put ratings up,” Gavin panted, as Owen worked him. Owen snorted, hand moving down to finger Gavin, he leaned down to kiss him on the head of his cock, pausing as his grinned up at Gavin.”Tell me. Are you poisonous or venomous?” ***** Todd/Derek, Rape, etc (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Todd and Derek are characters from Villain, and for context, Todd is a victim of violent rape and Derek is a new servant. Abuse is a cycle, and there's a graphic rape in this drabble, and both characters are ambiguously quite young. This one is canon, also. Prompt: "Because ending up in Hel is a hilariously low probability for me and because I like giving Penguin a challenge: 5. (the former not the latter)[Bad sex]; 29. [First time]; 46. [I’m sorry]; 75. [Role Reversal]; 76. [Rough sex/ pain]; 101. [Wish/fantasy fulfillment] for Todd and Derek," by Folkendefanel, based on this_prompt_list. --- It wasn’t Todd’s fault. It wasn’t his fault that Derek had been forced to come here, it wasn’t his fault that his Majesty was the way he was. It wasn’t his fault that the world was cruel. It wasn’t his fault that Derek slept in his smallclothes. In the castle, a lot of respect was given to people who were closer to the Sorcerer King and didn’t get killed. Todd was his personal attendant, so he got what he wanted even from people who outranked him most of the time. Which meant that when Derek had come and Todd had asked for him to be placed in his chamber, it had been done with minimal fuss. He’d known, as soon as he saw Derek. His round face, his trembling hands, his big eyes and soft hair. He was the kind of person who didn’t deserve to be hurt, and because of that, he was the kind of person who would be hurt. Todd wanted to protect him from that, so he extended whatever protection was afforded to him over Derek by bringing him into his bedchamber. It wasn’t his fault that Derek slept in his smallclothes, and on his belly. Todd couldn’t protect him from the king. He knew that. And after a few days of training him, having him meet King Sam, Todd had realized that very suddenly. Derek needed to be protected from King Sam, and Todd couldn’t do that. The king was going to rape Derek, just like he’d raped Todd, throwing him against the bed, pinning his arm behind him, pushing his face into the pillow. He was the king, he’d do what he want to who he wanted to do it to, and there was nothing anyone could do about it. Maybe Henry could stop him, but he wasn’t always around. Todd couldn’t protect Derek, sweet, adorable Derek, from the king. So, one night, laying there next to Derek, sleeping on his belly in his smallclothes, Todd decided what he had to do. He didn’t do it that night. He stole some oil from the kitchen, hid it in his shirt, brought it to his chamber and stashed it there. He waited until the next night, talked normally with Derek like nothing was happening, and waited for him to strip out of his clothes and fall asleep like always. Todd lay there and stared at the ceiling, waiting. He couldn’t stop King Sam from hurting Derek. All he could do was prepare Derek for it, make it so that his first time wasn’t terrible, wasn’t with the king. Nobody should have to have the king be their first. But if Todd prepared him, helped him understand what was going to happen to him, Derek might not get hurt like Todd had. Once Derek’s soft snores were filling the room, Todd sat up. He hadn’t put out the lamp, just dimmed it, and he could make out Derek’s smooth skin in the low light, his smallclothes tight against his backside. He really should know better than to sleep like that. Swallowing, Todd crawled over to Derek’s cot, reached down and touched him on the back. No reaction, so Todd carefully slid Derek’s smallclothes down to his knees, looking down at his backside, now bare. It was round and plump and all Todd could picture was the king’s cock violating it, tearing it open. Derek was a year younger than Todd. He was hard in his smallclothes, and Todd pulled himself out, biting his lip. He was shaking as his uncorked his stolen bottle of oil, poured it on his erection, some onto his hand and fingers. He carefully corked the bottle again, set it aside, and hovered his hand over Derek’s round backside. “I’m sorry,” he whispered, and he reached down, found Derek’s hole, and slipped a finger inside. “Nh…” Derek stirred, shifting a little with the intrusion. Todd put a comforting hand on his lower back and slid a second finger in. “Todd?” Derek asked, bleary. “What’re you doing?” “Shh…” Todd said, stroking his back. “I need to show you something.” He slid a third finger in. “No…stop…it hurts…” “I know,” Todd whispered, working all three fingers inside. They’d gone in surprisingly easy. This was easier than he’d thought. It would be so much easier for the king, who wouldn’t care about hurting Derek. He’d already have his cock buried in there, and Derek would be bleeding and crying. “But you have to let me.” “I don’t want…” “It doesn’t matter,” Todd told him, interrupting. “The king is going to do this to you someday, I don’t want your first time to be with him.” “But, why…” “Because it should be with someone who cares about you,” Todd told him, pulling his fingers out. “I don’t want to hurt you.” “But you are hurting me!” “I know, shhh…” Derek tried to get up, to roll over, and Todd held him down. “Let me go!” “Shh!” Todd climbed on top of him, grabbed Derek’s arm and held it, slid his other hand, on the arm that still had bandages wrapped around it, over Derek’s mouth. “Quiet. If someone comes in, it won’t be me, it’ll be someone else. Is that what you want?” Maybe he did. Todd’s fingers had gone in awfully easy. Maybe Derek had done this before. Maybe he knew all about spreading his legs. Whimpering, Derek shook his head. It was too easy to make him cry. He needed to learn not to be so weak, not while he was here where everyone preyed on weakness. “That’s what I thought,” Todd said, breathing hard, shaking. His dick was rested in Derek’s crack, and he lifted his hips, taking his hand off Derek’s mouth and using it to position himself, which was harder than it seemed. He kept Derek’s arm in his hand, moving it behind his back. “It’ll happen like this,” Todd said, pinning Derek as he found the entrance with the tip of his dick. “And then this…” Derek cried out as he pushed inside, clenching tight around him. Todd tried to reach his mouth again but couldn’t, and so he just pushed Derek’s head down into the bed. “It hurts…” “If you think this hurts you won’t survive when the king does it,” Todd warned him, voice hoarse as he pressed through some resistance, forcing himself the rest of the way in. It was harder than Todd had thought to do this. A lot of work to get it in there in the first place. “It doesn’t last long. When it happens, just keep your mouth shut and don’t give him any reason to get mad at you. If he gets mad he’ll hurt you more.” “You’re hurting me!” Derek hissed, crying. “I need to show you!” Told hissed back. “What’s going to happen. I can’t let it happen to you like it did to me. You need to be prepared.” And Todd started thrusting his hips, ramming his dick in and out of Derek, wishing that it didn’t feel as good as it did, so much better than his hand. Todd started to go faster, harder, hand tightening around Derek’s wrist, panting onto his back as he did. Derek cried out loudly as Todd did. “Stop,” he pleaded, voice raised. “Please stop!” “Shut up,” Todd snarled, twisting Derek’s arm and pressing his head down when he cried out in pain. Why didn’t he understand that this was for his own good? Why was he so stupid, so weak? Derek deserved this, Todd realized. He deserved it now and he was going to deserve it when the king did it to him later. Realizing that made Todd thrust even harder, all sense that he should avoid hurting Derek gone from his mind. He needed to hurt him, to show him that it was going to hurt, that the world hurt. He wanted to hurt him. To hurt somebody. As Todd thrust deep into Derek, as he came inside him, pressing Derek’s face into the pillow to dampen his crying, Todd felt powerful for the first time in his life. Shaking, panting, sweating through his shirt, Todd pulled out of Derek, let him go, got up and laid down on his own cot, staring at the ceiling. “I’m sorry,” he said in a whisper, still tingling all over from how good it had felt. “But you had to understand.” Sobbing into his pillow, Derek didn’t say anything. Todd hoped he understood, hoped he knew now what was going to happen. But if anything, Derek had proven just then that he was pretty stupid. Maybe Todd would repeat the lesson tomorrow night, just to make sure he got it. It wasn’t Todd’s fault that Derek needed to learn this. ***** Sully/Cal, Dirty Talk (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Lots of porny dialogue but no action in this one. Prompt: "Cal and Sully with dirty talk?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “What kind of horse-fucking piece of shit asshat with sewage for brains tries to pull that kind of bullshit fucking on a…” “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, Sullivan?” Cal asked, giving Sully one of those stupid looks of his. Sully blinked, surprised at having been interrupted. “The fuck do you care?” It was going to be one of those conversations where Sully got told that swearing was a lower form of communication, apparently. “I don’t,” Cal said, giving a shrug. Oh, Sully realized. It was going to be one of those conversations instead. One of the infuriating Cal conversations. “I just wonder why you can’t open your mouth without profanity spewing out.” Sully snorted, rolled his eyes at Cal. “As if I need advice on my mouth from someone who’s breath always smells like cock.” It didn’t really, or at least Sully hadn’t gotten close enough to find out if it did. But that didn’t matter. Instead of getting annoyed, Cal just leaned back a little, smirked at him. “I think someone’s jealous that it’s not his cock my breath smells like.” Sully snorted again. He may have thought about that once or twice, but it hardly mattered. “As if you don’t sit there and wonder what it tastes like.” “It’s one of my life’s enduring goals to answer that question,” Cal said, grinning now. Sully had no idea what was going on, but he knew if he backed down he’d lose. “Then come over here and find out.” Cal smiled at him again, and then he got up and crossed the few steps between where they were sitting, plopped himself right down in Sully’s lap, sitting face-to-face with him. “We both know you’re too chicken to put that thing in anything other than your smallclothes.” “Oh yeah?” Sully asked, hands coming to rest on Cal’s bony ass. “You know if you want me to fuck you, you can just say so, Calvin.” Cal sneered at him. “And what would you do if I did? If I spread my legs right here, what would you do?” Sully wished he wasn’t so hard, but at least Cal was too. And he wished that they weren’t close enough that he could feel that, but there it was. “If you were enough of a slut to do that? Right here outside? I’d give you what you fucking wanted, Cal. I’d ram my cock into that hole, where you’ve wanted it since you met me.” “Better be committed, because I’d wrap my legs around you so you can’t escape. Nothing worse than someone who doesn’t finish what he starts,” Cal said, hands on Sully’s shoulders. Sully took a breath. “You’d better believe I’d commit. I’d fuck you so hard your past lives would feel it.” “Big talk,” Cal teased. “You’ve got big shoes to fill there.” “And I’d cover your goddamned mouth while I do it so I don’t have to fucking listen to you.” “That what you’re in to? You want to dominate me, Sully? You want to control me, fuck me into the ground, make me beg for it?” Cal ground against Sully now, their faces almost touching. “Wouldn’t be fucking hard, since that’s what you want too.” Sully sneered. “I can see it in your eyes. Mick and Wes are too nice to you. You want someone who’ll put you in your place. Use you for the cock warmer you want to be.” Sully had no idea where this was coming from. He was just going with what was happening. “So yeah, that’s what I’d do. In fact, if I had my way, you wouldn’t even cum. Just me, as many times as I want. You can run to your buddies after for that. Maybe they’ll even see what I did to you and realize what a good plan it was. Wouldn’t that change your life?” Cal was showing his teeth. “You’re all talk. If we got in bed you’d be a kitten. I’d have to hold your hand and ride you through to an orgasm because you’d be too nervous to move without it.” “Oh yeah?” Sully was really worried that Cal was right, but it wasn’t like they were going to find out. They were just…playing? Doing whatever the fuck this was. “Yeah.” Cal licked his lips, and then he got up from Sully’s lap, turned away. Sully sat there, blinking, hard, not sure what had happened. Cal took a few steps towards Sully’s tent, turned and looked over his shoulder, eyebrow raised. “You coming? We’ve got something to settle.” Oh. Sully got up, followed after Cal, suddenly out of words. ***** Gideon/Benedict, Getting Caught (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes A bit of crack. Prompt: "Number 39 [Getting Caught] with Benedict and Darwin/Gideon," by two anons, based on this_prompt_list. --- “Is this a broom cupboard?” “Yes.” Gideon nodded, hands on Benedict’s shoulders as Benedict kissed a hickey into his neck. “Thought so. It’s nice.” It was bigger than some of the bedrooms he’d slept in, and the brooms against one wall were the only indication of what it was really for. “Did you expect any less?” “No.” Gideon rolled his eyes. “Hey, who asked you to stop?” “You did, when you started talking about brooms, dear.” Benedict’s eyes looked right through Gideon, which sometimes made him feel nervous, but right now just made him smile. “Well, I’ll shut up about the brooms, then.” “Very good.” Benedict went back to kissing marks into Gideon’s neck, and Gideon focused on finding a way to get his hands into Benedict’s overly complicated clothes. He could tear them open with magic, but that would be a good way to get him kicked out of the broom cupboard and never invited back. Benedict had trained him pretty well after the first time. Finally, just as Gideon managed to get a hand into Benedict’s pants, Benedict pulled back, satisfied with his mark. “There we go.” “You want to do anything besides bite me?” Gideon asked, cheeky. A raised eyebrow. “You object to my attention?” “No, but we’re on a schedule. Theodore’s only going to buy that we’re heading his way for so long, and someone never takes a day off to come visit me,” Gideon reminded Benedict, pulling him closer again. “I’ve got needs here.” “Of course, dear,” Benedict said, slipping his hand inside Gideon’s pants, wrapping it around his boner. “Ah, here’s one of them here.” “Yep, that’s one of them,” Gideon panted, closing his eyes. “Please…” “You know I can’t say no to you,” Benedict said, stroking him firmly. Another hand slid into Gideon’s pants, in between his legs, finding his hole. “Should I multitask?” “Be my goddamn guest,” Gideon breathed, gasping as Benedict’s fingers entered him, a small noise escaping his lips. “God…” “No, only me, Gideon.” Gideon couldn’t tell the difference at the moment, and he got lost in the feeling. Until light shone on them really abruptly, the door to the broom cupboard opening. Shit. Theodore stood there, obviously surprised in a way that Gideon had never seen him before. “Ah. Well, I suppose now I’ve solved both the mystery of why you two were taking so long and that of what sounds were coming from this closet.” Benedict cleared his throat. “Sir. I apologize for…” “No need, Benedict,” Theodore smiled. “I am your employer, not your owner. My business with Gideon can wait until you’re done.” Gideon, for his part, was still hard as nails. “Thanks, Theo. Close the door on your way out?” “Of course.” Theodore nodded, stood there awkwardly for a moment, and then retreated. Gideon let out a sigh, clenching his legs when Benedict tried to retreat. “Nope.” “Gideon.” Benedict sounded almost pained. “He didn’t fire you, did he? Plus now he knows, so we can take as long as we want.” Gideon had had a moment there where he was worried that he might have blown it, that his ability to keep tabs on Theodore would have been compromised and he’d have had to explain to some very unpleasant people why. But it seemed fine. “That is hardly the issue,” Benedict said, quite reasonable. “It is entirely inappropriate for us to…” “Yeah, yeah.” Gideon leaned forward, kissed Benedict and grabbed him through his pants. “We’re inappropriate. This guy doesn’t care, does he? Be more like him, Benny. Get these tight clothes off and let’s see how inappropriate we can get.” ***** Isaac/Peter, A/B/O (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes I have many thoughts and ideas about A/B/O universes. It's a trope I really like, and therefore have opinions on. Here are some opinions, and some sex. Prompt: "Just because I’m interested in how you’ll handle it, A/B/O with Isaac and Peter," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Isaac was a little bit high, but in a good way, a way that he was used to. It was hard not to be when he’d been breathing in Peter this whole time, Peter’s scent filling his nose and convincing something old inside him that this was good, this was perfect, this was his. Isaac didn’t think Peter was his and he actively resisted the part of his brain that wanted him to. But he did like smelling him, especially at the height of his arousal. And that was made all the easier Peter’s dick was halfway into Isaac’s mouth and three of Isaac’s fingers were buried in Peter, massaging the inside of his wet hole, making him moan and writhe on the bed as something old inside him said that was very, very good and should continue for a lot longer. Peter wasn’t destined to continue for a lot longer, though, and he half-curled his torso as he came into Isaac’s mouth with a cry. Isaac had three fingers on his other hand up his own ass as he sucked Peter, but it was that cry, the surge of scent that came with it, that had him, with a small rub, nutting against Peter’s foot as well. When he’d swallowed all of Peter, he pulled off and looked up at him. Still flushed bright red, Peter looked down at him, eyes sparkling a little. Isaac wasn’t the only one who was a bit high. “Better?” he asked. Peter nodded, panting. “Better. Did you cum on my foot?” Isaac grinned, removing both his hands from their respective holes and climbing up Peter as he did, until they were face to face. “Maybe. Marking my territory, I guess.” Peter laughed, bumped noses with Isaac. “Loser.” “You’d have cum on your foot too if you’d smelled what I did,” Isaac told him, resting his forehead against Peter’s. Their erections were pressed together like this. “Do you need to go again?” Peter swallowed, quiet for a second. “Yeah, if you can.” “I can.” Isaac kissed him, straightened a bit, and reached behind himself, grabbing Peter in one hand and carefully positioning him. “I love you, you know?” “I know,” Peter panted, looking up at Isaac expectantly. “Me too.” Isaac grinned down, and lowered himself onto Peter’s dick, sighing as he got it in, farther and farther, until he was properly seated. “There we go.” “Yeah…” Isaac put his hands on Peter’s shoulders, looking down at him as he started moving his hips. They both liked this position best, Isaac because it satisfied his stupid, outdated, unnecessary, misomegic need to be on top because I’m a powerful alpha and I will dominate you but still let him be in the fun position, and Peter because it made him feel comfortable and safe and satisfied in knowing that it’s okay, he’s in control up there and everything’s the way it’s supposed to be but not have to worry about getting pregnant. It worked out okay. Isaac breathed heavily as he rode Peter, ignoring the light sting because he hadn’t prepared himself enough and just focusing on making Peter feel good, on helping Peter through this. Peter was smiling, his eyes closed and sweat beading on his face as Isaac did all the work, his hands on Isaac’s forearms as he panted, though about halfway through he moved one hand down, found Isaac’s erection and started stroking it hard, harder than Isaac was moving on him. Peter was going to cum first, though, Isaac had decided, and he moved faster, went deeper, because he wasn’t the one in a heat cycle and could get what he needed from someone else later easily enough. Isaac had to hold his everything back to keep from cumming in Peter’s hand, to the point where it was almost painful, and finally he was rewarded with another of those cries, and Peter half-sat up, rearing to kiss Isaac as he came inside, filling Isaac up. Only then did Isaac let himself go, growling a little into Peter’s mouth as he came, spraying his belly and chest with cum. Peter collapsed back when he was done, breaking the kiss, and Isaac followed him gently, not quite laying on him but hovering over him. “Good?” “Good,” Peter said, taking his hand off Isaac’s dick and running it up his belly on the way up. He sucked on it. “More territory marking.” “What can I say, I’m an animal.” Peter choked a laugh, leaned up to press his forehead against Isaac’s. “Thanks.” “Always,” Isaac promised. “You want me to clean you up?” “Can you? Sorry.” “It’s fine.” Isaac climbed off of Peter gingerly, careful as he pulled Peter out of him, and stretched as he got off the bed, retrieved the towel and bowl of cold water he’d put there before coming in. He sat on the bed beside Peter and gently washed all the cum off his chest, off his dick, all the fluid on his inner thighs. He even cleaned Peter’s foot off, reluctantly, earning him a giggle. He cleaned himself off a bit too, then ran the towel and bowl to the bathroom, coming back and sitting beside Peter, offering his hand when Peter started sniffing. “You okay now?” Peter sniffed the back of Isaac’s hand, settling down, eyes shut. “Yeah.” He lifted his own hand, and Isaac took it and scented his wrist, giving a kiss as he did. “You want me to go?” “Yeah,” Peter nodded. “Sorry.” “Don’t apologize,” Isaac told him quietly. He understood why he couldn’t stay, he always did. “You going to be all right on your own?” Another nod. “Don’t worry about me. Thomas is going to come over later. We’re going to watch Serendipity and complain about you.” Isaac smiled, patted Peter’s hair down. “Okay. Call if you need me to come back.” “Don’t want to bug you.” “Call if you need me to come back,” Isaac repeated. A chuckle. “Okay.” “That’s better.” Isaac stood up, cast around for his clothes. His pants were by the bed, which was convenient, and after he’d slid them on, he picked up his t- shirt. “You want this?” Peter cracked open an eye, nodded. Isaac set it down on the nightstand and Peter snatched it, cuddling it to his chest and sniffing it. “Thank you.” “Always, Peter,” Isaac reminded him, stealing one of Peter’s shirts as Peter put his on and nestled back, pulling some of his pillows and blankets closer. Isaac gave him a kiss on the forehead before turning to leave, so that hormones wouldn’t make one of them do something stupid. “Always.” ***** Herny/Sam, Dirty Talk (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Some more Henry and Sam stuff. Prompt: "23 [Dirty Talk] for Henry and Sam? ;)" by an anon, based on this prompt_list. --- “You like it, don’t you?” Sam asked, cock buried inside Henry. “You like my cock inside you, right where you know it belongs.” Henry just grunted, not saying anything. He’d been letting Sam do all the talking today. “You don’t care,” Sam panted, ramming into Henry. “You don’t care where. Your mouth, your ass, you just want it in you, don’t you?” Henry didn’t answer, and Sam rammed him harder. “Don’t you?” he asked, hand on the back of Henry’s neck. Oh, Sam wanted him to talk now. “Yes,” Henry grunted, nodding even if Sam couldn’t see him. “Yes, I want you inside me, Sam.” “How badly?” “Badly,” Henry insisted, grinding his hips back a little, which gave him some friction against the sheets too. Just giving Sam what he wanted was usually for the best. “I want it, I want it more than anything. I want to feel you inside me, you’re so big, you’re so strong, Sam. I want to feel you fill me, feel your cum run down my legs. I want you to fuck me so hard I feel it for a week.” Henry figured that would just make Sam laugh, the obvious over-the-top way he’d said it make him slap Henry and make him be quiet. But instead Sam seemed to like it. “Oh, you’ll feel it,” he snarled, going harder. He wasn’t really that strong, so his hardest thrusts didn’t hurt much now that Henry was used to being violated. “You probably don’t even care that it’s me. You just want cock, don’t you, you stupid little slut? You’ve probably spread your legs for half the castle already, haven’t you?” “Only you,” Henry told him. “You’re the only one I want. The rest of them are too weak compared to you.” He did not need Sam getting ideas. A slap on the thigh. “Yeah, right. You’d let a dog fuck you if it showed interest.” Henry shook his head. “Your cock is enough for me. It’s my addiction, to you. I want to taste you, to feel you, to have you dominate me, hurt me. I want you to cum inside me, your Majesty.” Sam gave a surprised grunt and did just that, filling Henry with heat. Knowing Sam wouldn’t, Henry reached down and jerked himself off, the last few strokes he needed to do the same, making a mess on the bed that he’d have to sleep in, but whatever. Sam pulled out as soon as he was done shooting, lay down beside Henry, panting up at the ceiling. He was sweating from head to toe, flushed with heat. “You’re such a whore,” Sam muttered, eyes shut. “Yeah well, whose idea was that?” Henry asked, rolling over so at least he wasn’t laying in his wet spot. He put his arm around Sam. “Careful,” Sam warned. “Or I’ll start taking you seriously. There are more than a few guys who’d fuck you if I told them to. Their dogs too.” Henry rolled his eyes. He was afraid of Sam, he was. But more and more he was seeing how empty his threats really were. “You don’t share.” “No,” Sam said, moving in closer to Henry. “You’re right, I don’t. You’re mine.” “That’s right.” “My dirty little slut.” “Yep.” Henry wondered what it said about him that it was so easy to agree to that. ***** Todd/Sam, Mistaken Identity (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes There ended up being a lot of Todd requests this time around, and so far none ended up well. Just talk in this one, though. Prompt: "I feel like #59 [Mistaken Identity] with Sam mistaking Todd for Henry would be really funny," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- The minute the door to his Majesty’s rooms opened, Todd went still. He couldn’t help it, he was afraid. King Sam was terrifying, And he knew better, because he knew that lurking quietly in a room when the king couldn’t see him was a bad idea that was likely to get him hurt. And as much as he said that to himself, it didn’t matter, because the part of his brain that was a mouse wanted the king not to notice him, no matter what. Besides, Henry would be with him, and Henry would see him. So it wasn’t like Todd was hiding. Henry wasn’t with the king. “Henry,” King Sam said as he came in, making a vague gesture towards where he must have thought Henry was. Todd most have shuffled his feet or something, or maybe the king really did use his magic to know where people were. Either way, he moved his hand, pointing at Todd. “Get on the bed.” The blood drained out of Todd’s face. He could already feel what was about to happen all through his body, and he wanted to puke. He wished Derek were here. “Now,” King Sam continued. “I’m tired, and my shoulders hurt from sitting all day. I want you to fuck me and then I’m going to have a bath, and then bed. Might get you to fuck me again after. I want sex and I don’t want to do any of the goddamn work, so I’m going to lay on my back and you’re going to put yourself to good use, got it/” Todd’s eyes were widening so much he thought it must be audible. He…hadn’t expected to hear…any of that. If repeating it wouldn’t be a death sentence, Todd would love to be the one to tell people that King Sam really was bottoming for his bodyguard. “Now,” the king demanded, snapping his fingers. “Come on. I shouldn’t have to tell you that this is me asking nicely. I’ll even lay on my front if you want, you can pretend you’re a big strong man or whatever you want.” Todd didn’t move, knowing that if he did he’d be torn apart. “Henry.” “I’m sorry!” Todd squeaked, because he felt a buzz run through the room. “I’m sorry, your Majesty. It’s me. Henry’s not here. P-please don’t kill me, I swear I didn’t…” The silence that fell on the room was the coldest thing Todd had ever felt in his life, and snapped his mouth shut. The furniture shook for a moment and a sensation like a million ants ran over his skin. King Sam let out a breath, pointed at the door. “Go find Henry and tell him to come here.” “I’m…” “Don’t talk.” Todd swallowed, hurried for the door. “Todd.” Todd froze, eyes shut, a whimper escaping his lips. “I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that silence is a valued trait in servants. If it’s not a trait you have, I will make sure you live a very, very long life. Got it?” “Yes, your Majesty,” Todd said, voice barely a whisper. “I didn’t even hear you. I wasn’t listening. I…” “Go before I strangle you with your own skin.” Todd ran. ***** Frederick, Masturbation (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Just a kid innocently touching himself. Prompt: "I want to be on team "I'm horrible but" too! Can we have 56 [Masturbation] with Frederick? He must overhear Franz and Boey sometimes, right?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- The walls here were thick, but not thick enough. Walls between a master and his servant shouldn’t be too thick, because Frederick needed to be able to hear if Prince Franz suddenly needed help in the night or something, so he wasn’t surprised. Also, there was a gap in the wall for a spy to slide into, which made it easier for sound to carry through the wall. Boey had helped Frederick close up the pathway, but the gap was still there. There were times when Frederick wished that the walls were just a bit thicker. He’d take not hearing Prince Franz be assassinated in the night as the trade- off if he could hear less of other things. He was grateful for everything they’d done for him, but it was easier to forget that when it was Boey’s turn to be on top. Fredrick’s prince was very loud. He was happy that they loved each other and that they were together and everything like that, he really was. He just wished they could do it quietly. Not even because they kept him awake, but because hearing what they were doing, how much they liked it, all but forced Frederick to picture it and wonder and think and that kept him…up. Totally undressed, Frederick touched himself with both hands wrapped around, eyes squeezed shut as he tried to think of something that wasn’t what his master was doing in the next room over. He tried to think of Abby, the girl he liked in the stables, but he felt funny imagining her naked and he ended up picturing Silas instead, who at least he’d seen without his clothes before. Maybe if Silas got better they could do this together. He was very practical, and he knew that the easiest way to help his excitable tenant downstairs calm down was to let him have what he wanted rather than fighting. It was a fight Frederick had always lost in the past and didn’t expect to start winning. So he did this, panting and writhing on the bed as he pulled on his dick, muscles clenching as he started to get closer to the good part. He was getting closer and closer, and then Frederick heard his prince give a particularly loud shout and Frederick yelped in surprise as he came earlier than he thought, squirting some fluid onto his belly. He collapsed backwards, panting and annoyed with himself. He usually tried to catch the mess in some dirty laundry so it didn’t get on him and make him sticky. But whatever, he thought, cleaning himself up with his discarded shirt. He’d have a bath tomorrow anyway, maybe. Frederick carefully tossed the dirty shirt into the laundry basket so he didn’t have to get up, and he lay back down, staring at the ceiling. They’d quieted down in the other room, but it was probably only temporary. But that was okay. Frederick’s little friend was sated, so he could probably sleep now. He wondered if someone would make him yell like that someday. ***** Isaac, Masturbation (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Also just masturbation in this one, but with a guest appearance by Isaac's vivid imagination and a historical figure. Prompt: You know what, I have a request. Can you do a masturbation one with a boy of your choice? Write a nice scene of self love you've been wanting to write," by Gamerkun0525, based on this_prompt_list. --- The only thing Isaac didn’t like about history was that sometimes he had to acknowledge that it existed and learn about it. He was studying in the library for once, because he’d had the brilliant idea that he’d try to read some stuff in books there to help him remember what he’d learned in class. All that really meant was that he’d been sitting in an uncomfortable chair at a small table on the back wall of the second floor for a long time and his butt hurt. Nobody was around at the moment, which sucked, because it meant he couldn’t go talk to someone as an excuse not to read about Queen Meredith the Trader, who’d brokered a peace treaty between the kingdom of Dolovai and the kingdom of Porean, which didn’t exist anymore but had used to be up north with White Cape as its capital. That, at least, was legitimately interesting. Isaac had learned that if he’d been born a thousand years ago, he’d have lived in a country called Dallarjon, which had been conquered after its last king had decided to make the whole military go armourless to intimidate their foes, which had resulted in them being slaughtered. Isaac turned the page, and there was a picture of stupid King Otto who hadn’t understood how war worked. He was pretty cute, actually. It was just a drawing, but he was about Isaac’s age, maybe a bit older, and Isaac used his imagination a little. He had a dimple on his chin and hair that fell into his eyes and his crown was on crooked, and Isaac knew it was because the book was trying to make him look dumb but he seemed really sweet from the picture. He could picture King Otto fretting about how to win the war his grandmother had started with Dolovai and its allies, deciding to try a last-ditch plan to intimidate them into submission and sending his army out naked. The book didn’t say they’d gone out naked, but Isaac filled in the blanks. Holding the book in one hand, Isaac reached into his pants with the other and grabbed his hard-on, picturing King Otto telling his army to disrobe, and them loyally doing as he’d said, stripping to a man and standing at full attention for their liege. Maybe some of them had practice at that, Isaac thought. Maybe King Otto had needed comforting before then, nice, strong soldiers in his bedroom to make him feel safe in a world at war. A new group of five or six soldiers every night, staying in his bedroom to keep him safe, taking turns staying inside him until he fell asleep. It was how Isaac would arouse loyalty and fellowship if he were a king. One soldier in his mouth, one in his ass, Isaac thought as he jerked himself faster. Maybe two if he was flexible enough, which he probably was, he was a king and he’d had lots of practice. He could probably outpace five guys a night at that rate, and he had a lot of soldiers, so probably more. Ten, or even fifteen loyal fighters waiting to serve their king. And not to mention the king’s policy before every battle to motivate his naked soldiers by laying outside and spreading his legs for anyone who… Isaac came with a quiet grunt, filling the front of his pants. When he was done he sighed, pulled his hand out and wiped it on his pantleg. Study break was over. He wrote “King Otto—naked soldiers” in his notes and looked back at the history book, which had unfortunately left out all the good parts. Fortunately Isaac had an active imagination. ***** Owen/Gavin, Hand Jobs and Relaxation (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes This one's pretty lovey-dovey honestly. Prompt: I don't know if this is a cop-out for the kink prompt, but can I just request something happy with Gavin and Owen? Whatever kink you want/is easiest for you to write, but just something wholesome," by Sandofthemountain, based on this_prompt_list. --- Not a cop-out at all, friend, here you go. Them being nice and wholesome and happy. From this list (I went with 42. Hand jobs, but mostly it’s just them being love-dovey) Owen let out a content sound as he sank into the hot bath. He’d never appreciated having his own private bathtub until he’d started spending his days sparring with knights. He looked forward to this every day when he came back. “Feels good?” Gavin asked, slipping into the water beside him. “Yikes, this is hot, you psycho.” “Good for the muscles,” Owen told Gavin. Of course it was actually Gavin’s own private bathtub that Owen was just lucky enough to have access to. But that was close enough. “Not really.” “Whatever, it feels nice,” Owen sidled up to Gavin, put an arm around him. Gavin rested his head on Owen’s shoulder. “How was your day?” “Boring. I had to sit and listen to my father hear petitions most of the day. How was yours?” Owen smiled. “I got beat up fourteen times.” “So good, then?” “Yeah.” Owen nodded. “And now I’m here in a bath with my perfect fiancé, so it’s even better. I’d go so far as to say perfect.” Gavin laughed, moving closer to Owen. “Yeah? You know that perfect means it can’t get any better, right?” “I do know what perfect means.” “Hm.” Gavin’s hand was in Owen’s lap now, wrapping around his soft cock. “You don’t think this can get better?” Ah. “Well, I guess it can, now that you say that.” Owen reached across with his free arm and did the same for Gavin, leaning into him. “Had a feeling that would be your opinion,” Gavin said, squeezing as Owen got hard. He did the same under Owen’s careful hand. “Missed you today.” “I missed you today too,” Owen told him, kissing Gavin’s temple. “Remember when it just used to be the two of us, all the time?” Gavin asked, breathing a little harder, red in the face from the bath and from Owen’s hand. Owen nodded, suppressing a low sound. “Yeah, I remember. It was…I liked it.” “I did too.” “I like every minute I spend with you,” Owen continued. “Every one of them is precious to me.” Gavin swallowed, giving Owen a good squeeze. “The world is just…brighter when you’re around,” he panted, breath stuttering. “I love you,” Owen whispered. “I love you too,” Gavin whispered back. They came together, a quiet rush of panting, water sloshing, leaning into each other. They sat there beside each other for a time, just breathing. And Owen kissed Gavin on the mouth. “You were right,” he said. “It could get better.” “Now it can’t,” Gavin smiled up at him. “Now it’s perfect.” Owen gave Gavin another kiss. “All it needed to be perfect was you.” “And you.” “Both of us, then. Together.” ***** Nate/Pax, Body Worship (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Right what it says on the tin. Pax's self-esteem issues tend to encourage Nate to do stuff like this. Prompt: "Can we please get Pax and Nate body worship they're good boys," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Nate started with Pax’s hands. He held one hand, kissed the individual fingers, the back of it, the palm. “I love these,” he whispered, moving over to the other hand and doing the same. “I love how fast and nimble they are, and how they move when you talk.” With Pax squirming a little underneath him, he moved up to the forearms. “I love your arms,” Nate said, kissing his way up one, down the other. “I love how strong they are. Up here too,” he added, moving up to the higher part of the arm, above the elbow. “So strong, so thick.” “And here, I love these,” Nate continued, kissing along Pax’s shoulders. “Always carrying the weight of the world on them. And this.” He kissed Pax’s neck, his windpipe. “Important, helps me hear your voice.” “Nate,” Pax whispered, but Nate just smiled up at him, and moved down to Pax’s chest. “I love this,” he said, kissing across it, up and down, each nipple. “Broad and thick.” Pax was going to be a barrel when he was older, but Nate didn’t say that and moved down to his belly. “And this, nice and soft.” “Nate,” Pax grumbled. “It’s a good thing,” Nate said, giving Pax a kiss on his bellybutton and squeezing the extra flesh a bit. “I like that parts of you are soft.” Pax’s thighs were soft too, and Nate squeezed one, than the other, still jerking Pax off as he kissed his way down. “I love these,” he said. “Look how powerful they are. You could probably kill someone with these. And then…” He moved down, kissing Pax’s shins one at a time. “You swam back to me with these. These legs carried you all the way back to me, Pax. I love them for that.” Pax stifled something that might have been a laugh. “Other parts of me helped.” “And I love all of them. Feet included,” Nate said, kissing those, and giving one a lick that had Pax giggling. Then he moved back up. “Oh, I missed a part.” “I…noticed,” Pax muttered, still squirming a bit. Nate kissed Pax’s balls, pulled up tight. “Love this part,” he said, “and this one.” He kissed up the shaft, around his hand, and got to the top. “And this one too.” Nate slid his hand down, took Pax into his mouth, sucked. He only had to do that for a few seconds. All this time jerking Pax off had gotten him close, and pretty quickly he was shooting into Nate’s mouth with a strangled cry. Nate swallowed it all with a smile, pulled off. “Definitely love this part. Easily my second favourite part of you.” “S-second favourite?” Nate nodded, and crawled up Pax’s body. He kissed Pax’s forehead. “Love your big brain,” he said, breathing lightly on Pax’s face. “Love your beautiful eyes,” he said, kissing those too. “Your cute little nose, your happy cheeks, your sticking out ears.” Every part of Pax got a kiss. Then he kissed Pax on the lips. “But this is my favourite part.” “Really?” Pax whispered. “Really,” Nate said, nodding. “It’s why I fell in love with you.” “Nate…” Pax was bright red from all this, and Nate liked him that way. Nate just kissed him again, determined to keep going until Pax was convinced. ***** Theodore/Pax, Wet Dream (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Obviously crack, but hey, it's a dream. Could have happened. Bear in mind that Theodore's a slave owner and a child molester, so his sex dreams will include those things. Prompt: "#100 [Wet Dream] perhaps Theodore having a - Ahem - smutty dream about Pax" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “I saw you looking at me,” Pascal said, smiling at Theodore from the window, where he was crouched. Theodore was sitting, alone in his big bed, waiting. “I saw the way you looked back,” he said. Pascal cocked a grin, slid into the room. By the time he got to the bed he’d lost his shirt, leaving himself in just his tight pants as he crawled over to Theodore. He moved with a fluid grace that Theodore envied. “You want this, right?” Pascal asked, the red stone flickering in his fingers. “I do.” Theodore watched it move between his fingers, disappearing sometimes. He was very skilled. “Hm.” Pascal grinned again, climbed on top of Theodore, straddled him. And he put the stone in his mouth. “Come get it.” Theodore did, leaning in to kiss Pascal deeply, arms going around the young man, enjoying his weight on him. There was no stone in his mouth, but Theodore hardly cared about that when he had such a wonderful replacement. They fell back onto the bed, Pascal on top of Theodore, hands all over each other. Theodore was hard and aching when Pascal let him go, smiled down at him. “Do you like me?” Theodore smiled. “You’re a little old for me.” He wasn’t sure why he said that when he wanted to say yes. A nod. “You’re a little young for me.” Pascal stroked his face. “But we’ll make do.” Confused, Theodore looked down at himself, saw a boy instead of a man. A boy’s body, one he hadn’t had in a long time. He looked back up at Pascal, saw him smiling there. A collar was in his hand. He reached down, clipped the collar around Theodore’s neck. It hung there, warm and comfortable, making Theodore feel like he was safe. “There we go, that’s better. Come on, Theo, let’s make you happy.” Theodore nodded, wanting more than anything for that to happen, and Pascal was inside him, thrusting, pushing, warmth spreading through Theodore as he was carried off, filled and made whole and… “Cum for me, Theo?” Theodore woke up with a start and a wet spot on the bedsheets. That had been…unusual. Fortunately he didn’t seem to have woken up Daniel, who had rolled away from him in the night again. Shaking his head, Theodore moved away from the wet spot, took Daniel into his arms and closed his eyes. He barely even remembered the dream. ***** Ron/Owen, Underage (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Two young kids learning what boners do. They're cousins, but they don't touch each other and it's all innocent. Prompt: "Can we have 95 with Owen and Ron? I've been wondering ever since Ron brought it up XD," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “Come on, come on!” “Okay, I’m coming, God.” Ron followed after Owen at the fastest pace he could muster, which was faster than he’d like because Owen was pulling on his wrist and dragging him through the woods. It was all Ron could do to stay on his feet. “This better be good, Owen!” Owen dragging him into the woods always ended with one or both of them getting in trouble. “It’s awesome, I promise!” Owen said, though last time he’d said that it had been an angry cat that had chased them. Still, Ron went along with it, letting Owen drag him all the way to the big standing stones before going left and taking them to the riverbank, where the water gurgled. “Okay!” Owen declared, looking around and nodding. “Here.” “What’s here?” Ron looked around. They didn’t come here a lot, because it was far away and also there was nothing here that wasn’t everywhere else. “We are,” Owen said, grinning like an idiot. He always grinned like an idiot, it was just his face. Owen started taking off his shirt. “Um. Are we swimming?” Ron thought that was a bad idea. They should swim closer to the village. “Nope. Well, maybe later. Come on, take off your clothes!” “But…” Ron was already taking off his shirt too. “Why?” “Because I said so, dummy,” Owen was done stripping like that, and stood there naked, waiting for Ron to finish. Ron just sighed and did as Owen told him, because Owen wasn’t going to tell him anything until Ron did what he wanted. His cousin was a little demanding. So he took the rest of his clothes off, kicked them aside to join Owen’s in a pile, and stood there. “Now what?” “Now I’ll show you what I found out. Sit down.” Owen sat as well, and he started tugging on his dick. “What…are you doing?” Ron asked, shivering a little as his bottom hit the damp ground. “You know how sometimes it gets hard? I found of something cool you can do with it. Come on, make yours hard too, I’ll show you.” Ron had a bad feeling about this, but he tugged on his own dick too until he was hard like Owen, who was sitting there patiently waiting for him. When he was ready, Owen grinned that grin again. “Okay, do what I do.” “Okay.” Owen just did the same thing he’d been doing before, tugging on his dick, hand wrapped around it in a fist. Frowning, Ron did the same. He trusted Owen, even if Owen was an idiot. “What are we doing?” “Just keep doing it. Trust me, it’s awesome in a minute.” Ron kept doing what he was doing, watching Owen with his frown in place. After a good minute or so, he started to feel a bit funny, then a lot funny, and he took his hand off his dick. “No, no, no, keep going,” Owen panted, flushed in the face. “Keep going, Ron. Trust me.” “But it’s weird.” “I know, but trust me,” Owen said, emphasizing that part this time. His hand didn’t stop the whole time. Ron sighed, put his hand back on his sensitive dick and kept moving it, trying to ignore the funny feeling as he went. Suddenly Owen made a weird noise, doubled over a little, and lay down on the ground. “Owen!” Ron asked, getting closer. “Are you okay?” “I’m good,” Owen was smiling differently now, like he’d just had a good supper. “Keep doing it, Ron, come on…” Ron watched Owen, who seemed happy and wasn’t touching himself anymore. Maybe that meant if he kept doing it, he’d be… Ron did as Owen told him, and sure enough, a minute later he got hit by something that seized him in his belly, knocked him on his back and left him not breathing for a second while it ran through him. It was the best thing he’d ever felt. “Oh…” Ron said, when it was over, staring up at the sky. “Wow.” “Yeah?” Owen appeared over him, grinning. “Told you.” Ron’s dick was tingling. “You were right,” Ron said, even though he hated saying that. “It was awesome.” “Let’s go swimming for a bit and then we can do it again!” Owen said, pulling Ron to his feet and dragging him to the water. “Come on!” Like always, Ron went where Owen pulled him. ***** Simon/Daniel, Handjob (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes One sad slave boy helping another one sleep. Prompt: "I want Daniel and Simon to have something nice. Could you write them having nice handjobs or something?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Simon wasn’t a baby. He’d never needed someone to sleep with, not since he’d been little. But since he’d been…sold, and bought, and brought here, to this house, to this person, Simon had been having trouble sleeping. And he’d found that sleeping with Daniel helped, a little. Daniel was nice. Hugh and Marcus had warned Simon that he might not be, but he really was. He was like a big brother, or at least like what Simon thought a big brother should be. He treated Simon the way that Simon hoped he treated his own sister. He wasn’t Simon’s brother, but having him here made it easier. Easier to live, easier to know this was happening for a good reason. Easier to be brave. Easier to sleep. Especially to sleep. Daniel slept a lot, so Simon wasn’t ever worried that he’d wake up and find Daniel not there. It was comforting. It was nice. Until Simon had a really weird dream about swimming in the ocean and a mermaid he met there, and woke up with a boner, curled up against Daniel’s leg. Swallowing, Simon carefully rolled over, hoping he couldn’t wake Daniel up. That would be too embarrassing. He’d never be able to look Daniel in the eye again. Fortunately he pulled it off, and he let out a relieved breath. Of course, he couldn’t do anything about this. Simon couldn’t touch himself in a room with five other people in it. Maybe if he were at home, if they were all his friends, he would be more brave. But not here, he couldn’t do it. There was no privacy in this room at all. So he just suffered through it, laying there and trying to go back to sleep, not able to get comfortable, fidgeting as a result. After a while, Daniel rolled over, put his arm around Simon’s midsection, held him in place. “Settle down,” he muttered sleepily. “You’re okay.” “Sorry…” Simon whispered, going still. He was going to die. “Mm.” Daniel shifted, his arm moving a bit lower. It hit the tip of Simon’s boner and stopped. “Oh. Sorry.” “It’s…sorry.” Daniel had just apologized to him, but it was Simon’s fault. “Normal thing,” Daniel said, sounding more awake now. “You want to do something with it? I can let you go?” “No, I’ll…I’ll be okay.” Daniel sighed. “You can’t sleep with it, can you? That’s why you’re moving so much.” Daniel was really smart. Simon had already noticed that a few times, but there it was again. Or maybe he just knew what being a boy was like. “I’m trying not to, I just…” “Yeah,” Daniel whispered. “Do you want me to help?” Simon tensed a little, but…he did. “Please?” He could be brave if Daniel did it for him. And Simon wasn’t a total stranger to friends helping each other out. He’d done this once or twice with his buddies at home. “Sure,” Daniel said. He reached down a little, found Simon’s dick and started to stroke it without hesitation. “Let me know if you don’t like it.” “I will.” Simon liked it, a lot. He was having to bite his tongue to keep quiet. Daniel stroked him quickly, not too hard but enough to show that he wasn’t taking his time. He probably wanted to go back to sleep, Simon figured. He was pressed up against Simon, and he wasn’t even hard. “D-do you want me to do you too?” Daniel shook his head behind Simon. “I’m okay. Next time, okay?” “Y-yeah…” Simon swallowed, then gulped in a breath. “I’m going to…I’m…” It was pretty obvious what he was going to do, and Simon spasmed as it hit him, a fire that seared through his body and made him whimper out loud as he came. When he was done, Daniel carefully let him go, wiped his hand on the blanket and wrapped his arm around Simon’s midsection again. “Okay?” “Okay,” Simon confirmed, his erection abating. Nobody else had even woken up. “Thank you.” “Just ask if you need me to do it again, okay?” Daniel asked. “I know you’re not afraid.” Simon nodded, even though he was afraid of a lot of things. “Okay. Goodnight.” “Goodnight, Simon,” Daniel said, voice already drifting. It took Simon a few extra minutes, but he fell asleep again too, feeling safe. He dreamt normal dreams this time. ***** Nicholas/Isaac, First Time (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Nothing objectionable here, just a blowjob. Prompt: "Can you do Isaac and Nicholas’s first time with each other in the modern AU?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “You’re such a pain in the ass, and not…” “And not even in the way that you like,” Nicholas interrupted, rolling his eyes. “I know. Your jokes are as predictable as the rest of you.” Isaac bristled. “At least I have a sense of humour,” he grumbled. Nicholas didn’t even remember what they were arguing about anymore. Probably the same thing they’d been arguing about since they’d met. At this point, arguing with Isaac was just what their relationship was. He actually kind of looked forward to it. “Just because I don’t joke about my dick every ten minutes don’t mean I don’t have a sense of humour,” Nicholas told Isaac. He was so single-minded. “Maybe, but if you did something with your dick other than ignore it you’d be a lot less uptight,” Isaac thought back. “Oh, you think that, do you?” Nicholas asked, not sure why. “Yeah, I know that. Experience.” “Prove it.” Hold on. What had Nicholas just said? He’d been going with the flow of the argument, not really thinking his comments through. Maybe letting something other than his brain talk. Oh, God, he was spending too much time with Isaac. And part of Nicholas thought suddenly that might no be a bad thing. The part of him that was receiving a lot of blood flow suddenly. Isaac stopped short, looked at him. “Careful,” he warned. “I’ll take you seriously.” Nicholas took a breath, seeing the opportunity Isaac was offering him to back away. “Maybe you should.” Isaac smirked, grabbed Nicholas’s tie and dragged him around the corner of the nearest building, pushing him against a wall. “Alright, then.” Nicholas looked around, nervous about being outside, but he also kind of liked being outside and as much as he and Isaac didn’t always see eye-to-eye, he knew that Isaac knew a lot about being safe, so it was probably fine. That was definitely not Nicholas’s dick talking, no sir. Isaac grabbed him through his pants, obviously liking what he found there. “Little distracted, Nikky?” “Just…do it,” Nicholas said, trying not to blush. It wasn’t a big deal, he told himself. People did this all the time. And he’d decided a long time ago that he wanted his first time to be with someone who knew what they were doing. “Bossy,” Isaac touched his nose. But he dropped to his knees, undoing Nicholas’s belt and fishing his dick out of his underwear once the zipper was open on his pants. “You’re lucky I’ve been wanting a taste of this, or I’d leave you hanging.” Nicholas looked down at Isaac, shuddering a little already at the feeling of Isaac’s hand on him, and wondered why he’d never done this before. Another smile, and Isaac fished into his pocket, came out with a condom that he opened with his teeth. Nicholas watched in fascination and Isaac pinched the tip, put it against his dick and slid it on, covering Nicholas in an instant. “There, now you’re all dressed for the occasion. Second thoughts?” “Nope,” Nicholas insisted, swallowing. “Okay.” Isaac pressed Nicholas’s hips against the building, and he put his mouth over Nicholas’s dick, and it was amazing, and Nicholas was going to die. He was pretty sure of that. This was what dying felt like. It was warm and hard and brilliant and it smelled like sweat. Nicholas had his hands in Isaac’s hair, and Isaac was sucking hard on him, hands keeping Nicholas in place and also standing up, which his knees badly wanted not to be. They were outside, Nicholas remembered, trying to be quiet, but it was hard, it was really, really hard… Nicholas swallowed out a cry as he came, filling the condom in Isaac’s mouth, bending over as he tried to fall or implode, he wasn’t sure. That went on for a decade or so, and when it was done, Nicholas slumped, panting, eyes closed, pointed at the sky. Isaac pulled off him, stood up. He patted on Nicholas’s shoulder. “Feeling less uptight?” Nicholas opened his eyes, trying to breathe normally. “No,” he panted. “Wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.” Isaac snorted. “So you don’t want to do it again?” “I didn’t say that.” Honestly, there was no reason for Isaac to overreact. Nicholas wanted to do it again all the time, though he’d settle for eight times a day. “I thought so.” Isaac smiled, and he reached down, grabbed Nicholas’s dick. The condom was slid off, and Nicholas watched Isaac tie it. Made sense. “You want it again, come ask me politely,” he said, grabbing Nicholas’s hand, depositing the condom in it, and kissing him on the cheek. “Get rid of that, will you?” And Isaac sauntered off, swaying his hips a little in a way that Nicholas couldn’t help but watch, leaving Nicholas leaning against a wall, out of breath, half-soft dick in the air, holding a used condom. Something else to look forward to along with their arguments. ***** Oliver/Yancy, Schoolboy/Teacher Kink (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Obviously very crack-ish, and involving a teacher/student dynamic. I picture it as a role play, but that is also their actual relationship (minus the sex) in the story, so read it how you will. Prompt: "I do believe that number 78 with Yancy and Oliver would be hilarious. Alas, I let you be the judge of that. xD," by an anon, based on this_prompt list. --- Oliver’s knock was immediately answered. “Come on,” the gruff voice of his teacher called out. Confident, smiling, Oliver opened the door, shut it behind him. “Sir?” “Yes, Oliver,” Yancy said, looking up from his work. He nodded at the chair in front of his desk, which Oliver sat in. He didn’t seem to notice that Oliver had dressed for him, in his tightest shirt and shortest shorts, no smallclothes. “What can I do for you, lad?” Oliver crossed his legs, leaned forward with a bit of a pout on his face. “I didn’t do very well on the last test, professor. I was wondering if there was…anything I could do to make up the points? Maybe an…oral exam?” “Hm…” Yancy gave Oliver that same gruff expression he always did, and waved a hand. “Come here.” Oliver hopped up, grinning from ear to ear as he made his way around Yancy’s desk, moving in between the desk and his professor, preparing to slide down in between Yancy’s legs like he always did. Yancy grabbed his arm, kept him standing. “No.” “I’m…sir?” Yancy smiled. He stood up from his chair, face an inch from Oliver’s. “I said no, lad. I’m tired of you coming in here and thinking you can just suck your way out not studying for my class. It’s disrespectful and I won’t tolerate it anymore.” Oliver stared, wide-eyed at Yancy. “Sir…I…” Yancy smiled. “If you want a better grade, you’ll have to work for it from now on. Turn around and pull down those obscene little shorts of yours.” “Yes, professor,” Oliver said, hastening to do as he was told. He found his face burning when he exposed his ass to his teacher, who stroked it. “No smallclothes, hm? Makes things easier.” There was silence for a moment. “Wh-what are you going to do?” Oliver asked, nerves showing. Maybe Yancy was going to spank him. Oliver was already hard thinking about it. In answer, a wet finger prodded Oliver’s hole suddenly, followed by another, and both pushed in right away. Oliver groaned in discomfort as he was penetrated. “I’m going to show you how easy you’ve been having it until now,” Yancy told him, sounding distracted. “This is what it takes to get a better mark in my class. If you expect that better mark, the only thing I want to hear you say until I’m finished is ‘yes, professor,’ understand?” “Y-yes, professor,” Oliver repeated, nodding. “Good lad.” Yancy added another finger and kept going with those for a minute before pulling them out just as Oliver had gotten used to the sensation. Then something else pressed against his hole. “Ready?” “Yes, professor.” Oliver may not have planned this, but he definitely wasn’t complaining about the direction it was taking. Yancy pushed inside, and Oliver was filled by his teacher, whinging as he was. “Do you like that?” Yancy asked when he was about halfway in, leaning into Oliver to whisper in his ear. “Yes, professor,” Oliver recited, nodding. He did like it. It made him feel naughty, doing this with his teacher. Yancy started pushing hard, pulling out and thrusting in, hands on Oliver’s hips to keep him in place. “Must easier to have just studied,” he said as he moved. Oliver didn’t agree. He didn’t say anything. “Hm,” Yancy snorted. “I had a feeling you’d be of that opinion, lad. You always were the contrary sort.” “Yes, professor,” Oliver agreed. He did like to cause trouble for his teachers. Yancy fell quiet again, the room filled with grunts and the creak of the desk and the slap of flesh, until a moment later when Yancy gripped him tightly. “Hold still, Oliver.” “Yes, professor…” Oliver knew what was coming, and sure enough, with a groan, his teacher came inside him, shooting hot seed into his hole. Oliver was about to cum too, he was just one movement, one twitch away and he’d… Yancy pulled out, patting Oliver on the back. “You liked that?” “Y-yes, professor…” Oliver swallowed. He’d chance it. “But…” “But?” Yancy looked down. “Ah. You wanted to climax as well, did you?” “Yes, professor. Please?” Yancy smiled. “From now on, you’ll come here two times a day for tutoring. I’m afraid it’s the only way you’ll pass the class. Understand?” Oliver heard a drawer open. “Yes, professor, I understand,” Oliver said, mind going crazy trying to figure out what was happening, but he didn’t need to be told to know not to turn around. This, two times a day? Oliver could handle that. He might even request extra sessions. As long as he got to cum. A moment later something was stuck inside him, polished wood, felt like. “Can’t have you leaking. If you’d like an orgasm of your own, sit down and let’s talk about the Unification Treaties. Convince me you’ve been paying attention in my class, and you’ll enjoy the next time a lot more.” Oliver’s eyes went wide. He didn’t remember anything about the Unification Treaties. He’d been doodling during that lecture. Those four lectures. But he bit his lip, pulled up his too-tight shorts and moved back to the visitor’s chair, gingerly sitting down and preparing for the worst hour of his life. “Yes, professor.” ***** Sully/Cal/Joey, Spitroasting (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Just some good old spitroasting between people who aren't dating. Prompt: "Could we get 91 [Spitroasting] with Joey and Cal working out their stress on Sully (consentually!)?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Sully reminded himself that he’d asked for this. Well, he hadn’t suggested it, but he’d said yes. It wasn’t a bad idea, they all had their stress to work out. He kind of thought that maybe Joey could have put a warning on his pants before taking them off, because Sully might have agreed a little more slowly if he’d seen the size of that thing before agreeing to put it in his mouth. At least Cal, lining up against Sully’s asshole, was a normal size. “You ready?” Cal asked from behind. Sully snorted, projecting confidence. “Yeah, yeah. Just do it.” He opened his mouth, inviting Joey to slide his dick in there. He was a very powerful and experienced demon. He wasn’t going to be intimidated by some stupid dragon whose body hadn’t figured out proportions. Joey took his invitation, sliding his head past Sully’s lips and beyond, feeding Sully more and more of himself. Behind him Cal pushed in much more quickly, and his hips were smacking against Sully’s before Joey had even hit the halfway mark. “Doing a good job,” Cal grunted, as he started thrusting. Sully tried to focus on that, but he couldn’t take his attention away from his mouth. “Got experience, Sully?” Sully so badly wanted to tell Cal to shut up. Joey stopped him from doing that, pushing more and more in until he hit the back of Sully’s throat. Sully tried to relax but couldn’t, a least not right away. “That’s okay,” Joey whispered, patting Sully’s head. “You took a lot of it.” Sully was going to kill him. Joey was going to get murdered in his sleep, and that patronizing tone was the reason why. Joey pulled back and started to thrust in, gently so as not to choke Sully, finding a rhythm with Cal after a minute. The two of them rocked him back and forth as they fucked each end of him, Cal holding Sully’s hips and Joey his head. Sully focused on trying to relax his everything, but especially his throat, to make this easier for all of them. He managed it all at once and he was just as surprised as Joey when with one thrust, Joey slid all the way into his throat, stopping when his balls hit Sully’s chin. Sully allowed himself a moment of triumph at Joey’s surprised sound. But then Joey picked up his thrusts again, fucking Sully’s throat now, and some signal passed between the two of them to go faster, harder, to really go to town on Sully in a way that had him focusing very hard on breathing through his nose. As he got used to that, though, Sully realized that his focus on the front had distracted him from something else. Cal was really good at whatever he was doing back there, and as soon as he realized that, Sully went tense, starting to feel himself getting close to an orgasm. Cal noticed and started going faster, somehow aiming his thrusts right at Sully’s prostate, and a second later Sully was moaning around Joey as he came, shooting onto the ground. The moaning pushed Joey over the edge too, and his pulled Sully’s hair and rammed all the way in, crying out as he painted Sully’s throat white. It wasn’t until Sully was nearly recovered that Cal came without any warning, filling Sully’s ass with a whimper. By the time he was done, Joey was moving in Sully’s mouth again, gently, but obviously considering. “Hey,” Cal said, patting Sully’s ass. “You want to switch?” Joey stopped moving. “S-sure.” Oh, fuck. Sully thought as they both pulled out, leaving him shaky for a second, and switched positions. With Joey’s hands on his hips, Sully looked up at Cal, who was cleaning his cock off on one of their discarded shirts. “Having fun?” Sully nodded. “Yeah,” he said hoarsely, though he was a little focused on the dragon dick pressed against his asshole. “Good,” Cal said, lifting Sully’s chin and holding out his dick, still hard as morning. “Because I think we’ve both got a few more loads in us. Open up.” ***** Todd/Sam, Daddy Kink (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes More of poor Todd being on the receiving end of Sam's everything. It's a theme. Prompt: "Daddy kink for Todd and Sam? Sadly I enjoy their interactions and this one seems. Interesting," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Todd had been hurt enough times that when King Sam said “Get over here,” Todd just did as he was told. He was going to be hurt either way, especially since Henry wasn’t here to intervene, and so if he complied, Todd had learned that he might be hurt a little less if nothing else. Resisting had never gotten him anything other than broken bones. So Todd came and stood in front of King Sam, looking at the ground even though the king wouldn’t know the difference. “Yes, your Majesty?” King Sam smacked him across the face. “You sound like an idiot quivering like that. I haven’t even done anything to you yet.” “I’m s-sorry, your Majesty,” Todd said, trying not to whimper. The slap hadn’t hurt that much, but his cheek stung. Another smack. Todd wished Henry were here. He liked Henry, Henry was nice. Todd wished King Sam were hurting Henry instead of him. “I’m going to give you a reason to cry, don’t worry. Strip and get on the bed, now.” “Yes, your Majesty,” Todd whispered, shaking hands coming up to lift his shirt over his head, then unlacing his pants when he was done. He worked as quickly as he could, knowing the king was impatient, and he climbed naked onto the king’s bed. King Sam was also undressing haphazardly, and he pushed Todd onto his stomach and climbed on top of him. He wasn’t that much older than Todd, but he seemed so much bigger. “God, you’re such a baby,” King Sam growled, hand on the back of Todd’s neck. Todd tried not to make a noise. “Your parents must have been so disappointed in you.” Todd didn’t mean to, he shouldn’t have made that sound. But he made it, that small cry as he remembered, remembered the old Sorcerer King tearing his mom and dad to pieces in front of him, all the blood raining down, splattering him. They’d always told him he was the light of their lives, and when they’d died, the light had gone out of Todd’s, too. “Ah,” King Sam said, shifting behind Todd, two wet fingers forcing their way inside Todd roughly, the king’s dick lined up to follow them. “Do you miss your parents, Todd?” “I…” Todd closed his mouth, tried to pretend this didn’t already hurt. The hand on his neck pressed, and Todd felt himself start to burn. “I asked you a question. Do you wish mommy and daddy were still here?” Eyes squeezed shut, Todd swallowed a cry. “Yes…” “You would just watch me hurt them instead of you,” the king said, and Todd could hear him smirking, and the worst part was that he knew King Sam was right. “Fine, then. How about we play a game of pretend, to make you feel better?” The king pulled his fingers out and leaned down to speak in Todd’s ear. “Until I’m done with you, I’ll be your daddy, got it?” Todd felt himself recoil. “Y-your Majesty, I…” “Is that how you talk to your father, Todd?” Todd shook his head, wishing that burning on the back of his neck would stop. “I…no, daddy.” It stopped. “That’s better.” And the king thrust right into Todd, pain searing through Todd’s body. He bit his lip, trying not to scream, but still ended up making a lot of noise “Don’t worry, son,” King Sam said, not giving Todd time to adjust to anything before he started thrusting in and out. “I can tell what a stupid slut you’re growing up to be. Daddy’s going to take care of you the way you want him too.” Todd didn’t, he didn’t want this, but that didn’t matter and King Sam kept thrusting into him, getting faster and faster. The pain started to dull but not disappear, and Todd could feel tears running down his face. “You like this?” King Sam asked, hand tightening a little on the back of Todd’s neck. Todd nodded, knowing what he had to do to get out of this with the least amount of pain. “Yes, daddy.” “I knew it. You want daddy to keep going?” King Sam grunted. “Y-yes,” Todd said, swallowing bile. His head was starting to feel foggy. “Yes, keep going, daddy.” “For how long, son?” “For as long as you want.” “Good boy,” King Sam said, patting Todd’s shoulder and picking up his speed. Todd cried out again, wishing that it would just stop hurting, wishing that he’d brought Derek with him today. “You’re better at this than your mother, boy,” King Sam told him. “You were born to take daddy’s cock, you know that?” “Y-yes…daddy…” Todd didn’t know what was happening. It was because he was all foggy, or something. But the king’s voice was even starting to sound like his dad’s. He was starting to imagine that this really was his dad doing this, and not the king. “Good, because you’re going to be doing a lot of it. A lot of…” The king stopped talking, and with a loud grunt, he pressed Todd down hard into the bed and came inside him, dick throbbing as he filled Todd up. And as he did that, Todd came too, letting out a cry of surprise as he shot onto the blankets. He hadn’t even noticed he was hard. How? He…he hadn’t like that. No. No, he hadn’t like that, he couldn’t, he… “Liked that, did you, Todd?” Todd shook his head because he knew the king couldn’t see it. “Yes, daddy…” he sobbed. Todd hated himself for saying it, he hated the king for doing it. He hated Henry and Derek for not being here. He hated his parents for not being here. He hated everything. “Good.” King Sam gave Todd a smack on the thigh. He sounded gleeful, and he was still buried inside Todd. “Because daddy’s not done with you yet.” ***** Henry/Sam, Jealousy (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Less nsfw than most of the others, but still Sam and Henry stuff. Prompt: "How would #50 [Jealousy] work with Sam and Henry?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Henry didn’t like Sam. Everyone, including Sam, knew that. It wasn’t a secret. But he also had to keep other people away from Sam, or rather keep Sam away from other people, and the way to do that was to maintain Sam’s interest, to keep Sam thinking about him rather than anyone else. To make sure Sam hurt him and not some random castle servants. Doing that for as long as he had was starting to confuse Henry from time to time. He found himself forgetting that he didn’t actually want Sam’s attention, he just wanted it off other people. They were remarkably similar desires that overlapped too often for his liking. Part of it, Henry thought, was because a side effect of his keeping Sam’s attention so long meant that everyone knew he was the Sorcerer King’s favourite and kept away accordingly. It had only take one maid thrown through a window and one guard with his skull cracked open for people to realize that if the king decided someone was too close to his favourite, he got jealous and that person died. At first Henry had assumed that wasn’t it at all. That Sam had just wanted him not to have friends as part of the game he was playing with Henry. But more and more he’d started to wonder if maybe Sam really did get jealous. It wasn’t as though he had anyone to talk to but Henry anyway. Henry stood there, watching Sam’s expression as he calmed down, the body of a servant Henry had been talking too against one wall, and he realized that was almost definitely it. Sam didn’t look happy or anything. “Sam?” Henry asked. Sam turned away, stalked back to his rooms. “Henry.” “You can’t kill everyone I talk to.” “Yes, I can,” Sam sneered as Henry followed him. “He was hitting on you.” “He wasn’t.” “Yes, he was. I’m just removing that problem before I walk in and find you with his cock buried inside you.” Henry thought about that for a second, considering carefully what to say. “You think a lot about that, don’t you? Other people fucking me?” “Of course not.” Sam always said that when he was lying. It was adorably transparent. “You’re jealous.” “I’m not jealous. I just don’t share.” “Okay.” Henry rolled his eyes, didn’t say anything else as they made their way back to the rooms. He felt bad for the servant, but at least Sam hadn’t tortured him. Todd was there when they got back to the room, setting out dishes for them to eat supper. As he usually did, Henry jerked his head to the door to get rid of him before Sam hurt him. But Sam grabbed Todd’s arm before he could. “On the bed.” “I…” “No,” Henry said, put his hand on Sam’s wrist Sam smiled. “Sam.” “Henry,” Sam said. “I’ve decided to spare you today and play with Todd instead.” Something surged inside Henry, and he pulled Sam away from Todd. He hated watching Sam rape Todd. Not just because it was hurting Todd, because Todd had never done anything wrong. “Get out, Todd,” Henry said, pulling Sam away, ignoring the buzzing that crawled up his arm as he did. Todd didn’t move, but Sam didn’t pull away from Henry either. “Now who’s jealous?” That…wasn’t what it was. Henry wasn’t jealous. He was just trying to protect Todd. He was just trying to keep Sam away from Todd. From everyone. To keep Sam to himself, contained where he couldn’t… To keep Sam to himself. “I am.” Henry wasn’t jealous. He pushed Sam on the bed, started taking off Sam’s shirt, waving for Todd to get out. “You’re mine.” “You’ve got that backwards,” Sam said, reaching up and grabbing Henry through his pants. Henry was hard already. The door clicked shut. “Maybe,” Henry admitted, slipping his hand into Sam’s pants and stroking his cock to hardness. “But hey, Todd’s gone and you killed the servant I was walking to. Guess that just leaves us with each other, doesn’t it?” It was better that way. ***** Theodore/Daniel, I'm Sorry (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Some more slavery stuff, with much more rough and obvious rape than usual. Prompt: "Ooo, could you do Daniel and Theodore 46 [I'm Sorry] pleassee?" by an anon, based on this prompt list. --- It was a mistake, Theodore knew that. He was done with Daniel. The betrayal had killed it, and he had Simon now. But there he was in his long shirt, watering flowers in the hallway. He’d gone stiff as Theodore walked by, like he always did, and Theodore had ignored him, like he always did. But he couldn’t help looking over his shoulder, just briefly, at Daniel. At his body. And remembering, remembering why he hadn’t ended it himself. Theodore took a step back, approached Daniel. Daniel was completely stiff; he knew Theodore was there. He always knew, he paid attention to everything around him. A skill Theodore had once admired and still did, even knowing the why of it. It was hard for him not to be impressed by Daniel even now. Theodore put his hands on Daniel’s hips, lifting the shirt up and exposing his backside. “Hold still,” he said. Daniel nodded incrementally, but didn’t say anything. His eyes were closed. He’d used to be a better actor, but Theodore supposed that now he wasn’t acting. There was no point for him to pretend he wanted this. That made something surge within Theodore, the fact that maybe he was seeing the real Daniel for once. Theodore slid three fingers into his mouth and sucked on them, and then penetrated Daniel with the first one, then a second. Daniel let out a quiet breath, shifting a little, but he relaxed and let Theodore do it, even when the third finger went in and stretched him farther. It must have hurt, or at least stung, and Theodore paused. What was he doing? He was old enough to have his urges in check, but here he was, apparently unable to control himself. Was he really so weak that he couldn’t stop himself from doing this, from raping Daniel in a hallway like an animal? The issue wasn’t that Theodore couldn’t control himself. He could stop this, walk away right now if he wanted to. But he didn’t want to. Theodore hadn’t decided he was done with Daniel—Daniel had made that decision, and it wasn’t his to make. Daniel was Theodore’s property, and Theodore would do what he wanted with his property. Theodore pulled his fingers out of Daniel, opened the front of his pants. “I’m sorry,” he said quietly. “I’m afraid this is likely to hurt.” Another incremental nod. Theodore wondered if he’d be able to get anything other than that out of Daniel. He’d never been the most responsive in the bedroom, even when he’d been acting. Fishing his erection out of his pants, Theodore guided himself to Daniel’s entrance, trying to keep himself under control and not give into shaking. Daniel just stood there, compliant, and let him do it. He had the ability to stop Theodore, most certainly. He could break away, run, probably even attack Theodore if he chose to. But he didn’t. Maybe he missed Theodore’s affections and hoped behaving here would help him recover them. This wasn’t affection. That was gone between them now. This was something else, and as Theodore penetrated Daniel, he decided not to examine too closely what that something else was. Theodore generally used a lot of lubrication so as not to hurt his slaves, so he was unused to this much difficulty pushing in. But push he did, forcing his way inside, not stopping until he was fully sheathed. Daniel was breathing in shorter bursts now, shoulders tense as he fought to keep himself relaxed inside. He must be hurting, but he gave no sign. Theodore had missed this, he realized, eyes closed as he paused to get his breath. He’d missed being inside Daniel. Bodies were all the same, or close enough. Doing this same thing with Simon was physically identical to doing it with Daniel, or Marcus or Hugh or Denny or any of the others before them. The same tightness, the same warmth, the same sensations. And yet, he’d missed this. He’d missed doing it with Daniel. Every boy was different, and Theodore had missed the particular flavour that Daniel lent to the encounter. He’d missed Daniel. And Daniel was the one who’d taken this away from him. Theodore started thrusting, faster than he’d meant to, hands on Daniel’s hips to keep him in place as he moved in and out, watching his erection disappear inside Daniel’s entrance. Daniel was gasping for air, but quietly. Theodore was going to get him to make a sound if it killed one of them. So he picked up his speed, wanting Daniel to remember this, remember that this was the only way he could have Theodore now, remember how gentle and nice it had been before, and compare it to how rough and painful it was now. He wanted Daniel to know that it was his fault that this was happening. One particularly hard thrust finally gave Theodore what he was looking for when Daniel opened his mouth, let out an involuntary cry. Theodore surged forward, fucking Daniel with new strength, and got a repeat of that sound, one, two, three more times. And on the third time, Theodore came with a grunt, shooting his seed inside Daniel, holding him in place to ensure it went in as deep as possible. Theodore stayed there, holding Daniel there, for a long moment while he recovered, trying to breathe normally. Only then did he let go of Daniel, pull out. Daniel’s shirt fell back down, covering his backside, and he started shaking as soon as Theodore’s hands weren’t on him anymore. He was probably hurting. Theodore had never wanted to hurt Daniel, to hurt any of them. He held his hand out as if to touch Daniel, but he knew it wouldn’t be appreciated. Theodore could see some of his cum running down Daniel’s leg. So he turned away, tucking himself back into his pants. “I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I didn’t mean to be so rough.” “It’s…” Daniel swallowed audibly. “It’s okay, Master. I’m fine.” And it was back, Daniel’s mask, his even tone. Theodore had managed to crack it for a second there, but Daniel had it back already. So Theodore put his back on as well, nodded. “Good. Take a rest, Daniel. You seem tired.” And he walked off, resisting the urge to apologize again. ***** Todd, Masturbation (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Poor Todd finally gets a break and has some fun alone. Though bear in mind that the noncon context is still implicit throughout. Prompt: "Just some masturbation for Todd? He deserves a break," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- When he wasn’t busy he’d sit in a cupboard for a while, or his room if Derek was working somewhere, or even just in an empty room behind the door. And he’d pretend he was happy. He’d pretend his parents were alive, that they were all still living together in the town, that the Sorcerer King had never come. Sometimes he’d pretend other things. Sometimes he’d pretend that he had a girl who liked him, or maybe a boy. That they’d grow up and get married and have kids like normal people. That they’d have sex like normal people, that it wouldn’t hurt and it would be nice and it would be everything that sex was supposed to be instead of what it was. Sometimes Todd would get hard during the day, so he’d go to one of his quiet places and he’d pull it out, and he’d pretend he liked sex. That was what he did today, in a small sitting room in the west side of the castle that never got used, he sat behind a chair and stroked himself, pretending that he had a girl to help him with that. She had nice hair, and pretty eyes and smiled a lot and she told Todd he was cute while she played with his boner. Todd sat back and let it happen, playing with himself as he pretended. Sometimes he pretended she was using her mouth, or that they were having sex. But sometimes that wasn’t enough, and today was one of those days. He was bored, hard but not getting anywhere with it, imagining just this. So he imagined a boy instead, to change it up a little, a boy with a cute nose and hair that needed cutting and a gap between his teeth that he could whistle through, who used his tongue on Todd and told him how good he tasted. Todd’s pretend servant boy looked a bit like King Sam, but not really because he didn’t exist in Todd’s imagination. The world in Todd’s head was a good one, one that didn’t have evil people in it. Todd pretended he was on a chair, with the boy in between his legs. A throne. Todd was a king, and this boy his servant. Todd would press him farther and farther down, not letting him up, enjoying what he was doing. Later, he’d invite the boy to his bedroom and they’d take off their clothes, and Todd would climb on top of him like he did with Derek, and he’d enter him and they’d have sex. Todd was rough with him but only because his servant boy wanted it, he always asked for Todd to go harder, to be rougher, he liked that. Todd came, making a mess of his hand, smiling as he arched his back, nice heat coursing through him. He wiped the mess on the carpet, knowing nobody would notice. Nobody used this room anyway. Back in the real world, Todd stood up, fixing his clothes, and thought that next time his servant boy might like it if Todd smacked him a few times. But that was for next time, and for now Todd sighed, cleared his head of fantasies, and went to go live in the real world. ***** Henry/Sam, A/B/O (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Henry and Sam, with all the noncon that those two occasion. And an A/ B/O story, with all the noncon that those tropes occasion. Prompt: "A/B/O with Sam and Henry?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Henry didn’t know how it had taken him so long to notice. Sam was on top of him, prepared to fuck him again, a fate Henry was resigned to now. Sam was a stronger alpha than him, his scent overpowering as it always was, permeating the air, permeating everything in the room. “You going to submit easy this time?” Sam growled, as he pushed Henry down, pulling his clothes open. “Or do I have to fight you for it again?” Henry couldn’t help but fight, his body knew that he wasn’t supposed to be in this position, even if his brain knew it was safer just to submit. He’d been getting better about just letting Sam have his way, sparing himself the pain. He took a deep breath of Sam’s scent, because it would help convince him that Sam was stronger than him, that he had no choice. And that was when Henry noticed. There was something else to Sam’s scent. Something underneath it. And the scent itself was vaguely…chemical. Sam reached down, hand going for Henry’s pants, and Henry grabbed his wrist. “Hey…” “You’re not really an alpha, are you?” Henry asked, holding Sam there. He was stronger than Sam, physically speaking. Sam’s expression lasted just a second, but it was enough to tell Henry he was right. “What nonsense are you on now?” Sam snarled. “Sounds like you’re forgetting your…” “You’re not,” Henry said, shaking his head. He flipped them over, put Sam underneath him with a yelp. He leaned in, took a good sniff of Sam’s neck, his scent glands. Chemical, covering up something else. “You’re a beta.” Sam looked furious, fighting under Henry’s grip, Henry’s weight. Henry was going to be punished for this, the knife, probably. But right now, he didn’t care, because his Alpha instincts were having a field day and Sam was underneath him. Henry ground his erection into Sam. “I thought your scent was too strong. It’s fake. Comes out of a fucking jar, doesn’t it?” “Listen, you…” Herny let out a low growl. “No, no,” he warned. “You’re going to do what I say this time, you little twerp.” Sam’s expression contorted, going through a series of emotions before settling on rage. But he was tinted with colour too. “I’m going to kill you,” he whispered, jaw squared. “No, you won’t,” Henry said, leaning down and nipping Sam’s chin. “Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone your little secret. But I think your hormones are telling you what’s going to happen next, don’t you?” “I’m not fucking submitting to you.” “Good.” Henry lifted Sam’s arms above his head, pinned them in one of his. He lifted Sam’s shirt up as he struggled, then undid his pants and yanked them down, exposing his hard-on. Henry smirked at it, undoing his own pants and fishing his own out. He rubbed his against Sam’s, hard as he wanted, and as he did he used his teeth on Sam’s chin, on his neck, on his shoulders. Not hard enough to leave marks, but hard enough that Sam would feel it. Sam fought him the whole time. Henry had to credit him, he hadn’t been kidding when he said he wasn’t going to submit. He squirmed and wriggled and made frustrated noises and tried to kick, but Henry wouldn’t let him, wouldn’t let him get any leeway, and he just kept humping Sam, the struggle making his instincts happy, and after a moment he seized up and came, squirting all over Sam’s chest, marking him with his scent. “You want to cum too?” Henry asked, panting on Sam’s face. Sam didn’t answer, eyes shut, jaw clenched, face contorted a little. “Is that a no?” “Shut up. I’m going to…” Sam sounded like he might cry. Henry smiled, and he wrapped a hand around Sam, jerked him for a few seconds, ignoring Sam’s protest, the shaking of his head. As Sam came, Henry bit him just lightly on the shoulder, where the mark would be covered by his shirt. Sam shouted underneath him, before going slack under Henry. Henry kissed him, and then let him go, rolling off. Sam pushed him, surged out of the bed, backing away. “I’m going to flay you alive,” he snarled. “I’m going to…” “So you didn’t like it?” Henry asked, smiling a smile that Sam couldn’t see. “You seemed to enjoy it to me. Being dominated.” “I hate you.” “That’s not true and we both know it.” Sam let out a wordless growl, and he stormed off in the direction of the bathroom, kicking a chair out of the way when it got too close to him. “So we’ll do this again tomorrow, then?” The bathroom door slammed shut, and a minute later Henry heard the water running. Henry chuckled to himself and fixed his clothes, reclining on the bed. He was going to be punished for that, no doubt about it. But it was worth it for the look on Sam’s face. When Sam came out of the shower an hour later, he wasn’t wearing his artificial scent, and smelled of pure, clean beta. He came over and sat beside Henry on the bed, glowering. “I’m too tired to punish you now. But don’t think you’re getting away with that.” Henry smiled, put his arm around Sam, who bristled but didn’t fight him off. Definitely worth it. “I wouldn’t dream of it.” ***** Nicholas/Isaac, Making Porn (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Set in either the future of the Modern AU or in a different AU where they're broke university students who figure they may as well cash on in their every day activities. Prompt: "55 [Making Porn] with Isaac and Nicholas?" by an anon, based on this prompt_list. --- The cameras didn’t bother Nicholas as much as he’d thought they would. He walked into the room, towel around his waist, and was able to mostly ignore them, eyes focused on Isaac on the bed, three fingers up his ass as he jerked off with a stupid look on his face. And if Isaac wasn’t distracting enough, the thought of some cash after this was done helped keep Nicholas focused. Tuition and food were expensive and this was something that they’d do anyway, so where was the harm? Or at least that was how it had been sold to them. Nicholas god the nod from Thomas, the director—“director”—and stepped into the shot. They’d even sprinkled some water on his chest to make it look like he’d been in the shower. “The fuck you doing?” he demanded. “Touching yourself on my bed?” Even to him, the lines sounded bad, but Nicholas hadn’t written them. Isaac’s eyes snapped open, affecting an exaggerated look of worry. “I…didn’t think you’d be back so soon…” “Yeah, well, I am,” Nicholas said, stepping forward and trying to put whatever a “horny sadistic grin” was on his face. “If you were that into me you should have just said so.” And as Isaac spluttered, Nicholas dropped his towel, revealing that he was hard in a scene that he hoped would have suitably dramatic music in the final edit. He was also already wearing a condom for speed of getting to the good part. He’d thought it was a bit silly that he’d apparently been wearing a condom in the shower, but he’d been assured that nobody was going to care that much. It was the sort of thing that Nicholas would care about if he were watching porn. Anyway, he was wearing a condom, which was good since he hadn’t really mastered the art of putting one on without looking like dog chasing his tail (Isaac’s words), and he climbed onto the bed, on his knees, and smirked at Isaac. “If you want me so much, come get a taste.” It had been written as ‘cum’ in the script, but Nicholas tried to enunciate in such a way as to make clear he knew how English worked. Supposed to be enraptured by Nicholas’s masculine authority (Nicholas hadn’t written the damn script), Isaac moved a little closer, and once he was in reach, Nicholas grabbed him, pulled him down really rather rudely, and forced Isaac’s face onto his cock. His face not his mouth. He held Isaac down there, grateful that for the moment he didn’t have to make any silly faces as the camera zoomed in on Isaac licking what he could reach while Nicholas rubbed his cock all over Isaac’s face. Nicholas had probably seen scenes like this a hundred times in porn and never realized until now that it was really terrible oral technique. He knew a thing or two about getting blowjobs and this wasn’t really how they worked. Still, it wasn’t like it was the worst, and when the camera zoomed out a little, it wasn’t hard for him to make a face like he was enjoying himself. “Aw yeah, work that, you little bitch.” Nicholas had never called anyone a bitch in his life, and Isaac really wouldn’t be his first choice to start with. Especially not while he was in the middle of sex. It was just mean. At a motion from Thomas, Nicholas started thrusting a little, moving his cock up and down Isaac’s cheeks, and even into his mouth for suck once in a while. “You want that? You want to taste that?” Nicholas asked, pretending for some reason he wasn’t wearing a condom and that Isaac was going to taste something other than latex. At Thomas’s nod, Nicholas grabbed Isaac’s hair and thrust into his mouth hard. “Here you go!” Probably the weirdest part about this was some dude he didn’t know giving him cues for how to have sex with Isaac. But even that wasn’t as weird as he’d thought. Especially not after that time last month in Isaac’s apartment. In retrospect, he probably shouldn’t have been so zealous in his insistence that he wasn’t shy. In any case, Nicholas wasn’t feeling shy now, but he was feeling like kind of an asshole as he roughly thrust into Isaac’s mouth with “aggression but not in a rapey way” Isaac sucked on him, cheeks hollow, so that it was possible to see the muscles moving with the passage of Nicholas’s cock. Nicholas felt himself start to cum, and he took a second to remember his lines. “Here it cums, you little…yeah…” he managed, as he filled the condom in Isaac’s mouth, bucking his hips hard into Isaac’s face, burying his cock in there. When he was done, he pulled out, smirked down at Isaac, who was drooling a little. “Hope you’re not tired. I’ve got another hole I want to try out.” “Cut,” Thomas said, waving at the camera guy to turn off. Nicholas looked up at him, and Isaac wiped his mouth. Thomas smiled. “That was pretty good, guys. Good visuals on the blowjob. I want to see it last longer—you came too fast, Nick. Can we have you pull out after a minute or so of sucking, let Isaac lick you again, maybe your balls too, and then have another round of deepthroat before you shoot?” Nicholas blinked. What he’d gotten out of that was that Thomas wanted Isaac to blow him again, which sounded pretty nice. “Sure. Isaac?” “Yeah, I can do that,” Isaac nodded, leaning back on his hands. “He could go a little rougher with the thrusting, yeah?” Nicholas knew for a fact that this was Isaac’s first time shooting porn too, but he fit right in. Of course. “Yeah,” Thomas agreed, holding his fingers a short distance apart. “Just a bit. Don’t want to come off as rapey.” “Can I change some of the lines?” Nicholas asked, peeling the condom off and tossing it in the garbage can. Isaac tsked, but Nicholas ignored him. Thomas shrugged. “My girlfriend wrote those lines.” Nicholas…wasn’t sure what to say about that. Isaac laughed, patted Nicholas’s thigh. “Don’t worry about it. Nobody’s in it for the dialogue anyway. Now, do you want me to put your condom on for you?” ***** Wes/Mick, Gentle Sex (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Some nice loving morning sex in captivity. Prompt: "Hi! I really like your writing and would love to read prompt no. 38 [Gentle Sex] or 60 [Morning Sex] with Wes and Mick!" by an anon, based on this prompt_list. --- Their prison cell was just a room, actually. It even had a nice window. The window overlooked a cliff and a three-mile drop, so there was no danger of them escaping that way, but it was a nice view. It wasn’t the worst ever, and it almost made Wes forget sometimes that they’d been kidnapped by demons who wanted to kill Cal. They were awfully friendly demons, actually. Giving them a nice room, feeding them, letting them out to bathe every other day and giving them a magic chamberpot that cleaned itself. If they hadn’t wanted to kill Wes’s boyfriend, he’d almost have been tempted to call them nice. They had three straw mattresses on the floor to sleep on, and Wes and Mick had taken two and piled them on top of each other, letting Travis have the third one on the other side of the room. It worked out okay, except they were kind of bored. All that was to say that when Wes woke up one morning with a boner, it was hardly the weirdest thing ever, even in the circumstances. Mick was on top of him, and Wes just held him there, not really able to do anything. He chanced a glance over to the other side of the room and saw Travis snoring on his mattress. He slept later than both of them, usually. Wes just stayed where he was, waiting for the sun to wake Mick up. When it did a few minutes later, Mick yawned, nuzzling Wes. “Morning.” “Morning.” Mick made a noise, nuzzled a bit more. “You’re hard.” “Yeah.” “Me too.” Wes was quiet for a second, logic and instinct fighting. Instinct won. “Travis is still asleep.” “Mm.” Mick hadn’t opened his eyes. “Okay.” “Okay?” Wes asked. He’d assumed Mick would be more nervous with Travis in the room. “Okay. We’re going to be here for God knows how long together.” Mick kissed Wes on the chin. “Just be quiet.” “Says the loud one.” “You’re already sucking at this.” Wes snickered, and he reached down into Mick’s pants, wrapped a hand around his wood. Mick did the same for him and they started stroking each other in tune, kissing once in a while. They didn’t go fast, they were in no hurry. Wes felt himself start to make noises and held them in, settling for kissing Mick a little more frequently, on the forehead and hair, all over what he could reach. Mick’s sudden deep breaths suggested he was doing something similar. Pulling Mick up a bit, Wes brought him to proper kissing level and covered Mick’s mouth with his as they touched each other. He kissed him softly but insistently, wanting to taste him even as gentle waves of pleasure started to push through him. “Mm…” Wes did make a noise as he came, but he was matched by Mick, his hand covered in sticky cum. After he was done shooting Wes just lay there, letting Mick lay on top of him, continuing to kiss Mick for a good while. When Mick moved his mouth away for air, he smiled down at Wes, opening his eyes for the first time. “Morning.” “Morning,” Wes said, not minding that he was going to have this mess in his pants now. “We’re going to be okay,” Mick whispered, patting Wes’s cheek with his free hand. “I know.” Wes kissed him again. “I love you.” “I love you too.” Mick smiled. “Now hopefully Cal will hurry his short little ass up and rescue us.” Wes chuckled, holding Mick in place. He did hope that. “Yeah. But being here with you isn’t so bad either.” ***** Sully/Bartholomew, After Injury (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes This prompt was so exciting, Sully and Bartholomew are great characters whose relationship I can't want to get more into. This one's canon, or at least the relationship behind it is. Prompt: "Are the prompts still being accepted? I'd like some insight in Sully and Bartholomew friendship and I think #2 [After Injury or Hurt/Comfort] would be interesting (if it won't be a spoiler of course)," by an anon, based on this prompt_list. --- “Ow.” “I’m sorry.” “Don’t apologize, you’re not the asshole who put it there,” Sullivan grumbled, staidly looking up at the sky as Bartholomew healed the cut on his thigh. “But, you know, if you want to take that as an invitation to hurry up, I wouldn’t mind.” It wasn’t Bartholomew’s fault the healing was going slowly. Injuries earned fighting dragons didn’t heal fast. “You know, those sons of bitches were supposed to be on our side.” “They are,” Bartholomew muttered, fingers pressed gently around the wound that was high up on Sullivan’s thigh. High enough up that he’d had to drop his pants to let Bartholomew heal him properly. If there was anyone Sullivan trusted to have his hand that close to his exposed junk, it was Bartholomew. “Funny, because I’m pretty sure one just tried to kill us.” “Theresa’s magic doesn’t always take the way it should. Didn’t you notice he was completely out of it? The graft made him crazy.” Sullivan sighed, wincing as the cut burned. He had a few other cuts as well, but not life-threatening ones. So they could wait until after Bartholomew healed the one that had nearly castrated him. “You ever think that we make an awful lot of collateral damage for people who are supposedly the good guys?” “Yeah,” Bartholomew agreed, prodding a little deeper. “The bad guys are worse, though.” “I know. Any chance you could…” Sullivan made a circular hand gesture. “You know. Not take forever? A bit chilly to be hanging out like this.” Bartholomew smirked. He reached up with his other hand and gave Sullivan a poke, right on the head of his boner. The boner he’d popped three seconds after exposing himself. “You sure that’s the reason? You don’t just want to sneak off and give this guy a pull?” “Oh, shut the fuck up,” Sullivan grumbled, looking back up at the sky. It was a natural response to the adrenaline of the fight they’d just been in. Everyone got off on killing dragons. “Like you’re not liking having your face down there. Pervert.” “Yeah, because there’s nothing I want to look at more than Sullivan Junior,” Bartholomew teased, giving Sullivan’s boner a shake with his other hand. “H-hey! Get your own!” Sully should have just healed himself. Or died of blood loss. Either way. “I’ve got my own, but it’s not trying to poke me in the eye.” “Not my problem,” Sullivan growled as Bartholomew took his hand away. “What are you doing?” “You made it pretty clear you didn’t want my hand there,” Bartholomew said, attention focused on Sullivan’s wound again. He had a way of looking innocent even when he was splattered with blood. Sullivan sighed. Bartholomew was so annoying. “That was obviously a no that meant yes, dumbass.” “No doesn’t mean yes by definition. Do you want me to help you with that guy or not?” “Yes,” Sullivan said, since he wasn’t being understood. “It’s your fault.” Bartholomew chuckled, took Sullivan’s in his hand again and, still using his other hand to heal the cut, leaned forward and slipped his lips over the head of Sullivan’s dick. Sullivan watched as Bartholomew sucked on him, rapt as he disappeared into Bartholomew’s mouth. Call him weird, it was a view that always fascinated him. Bartholomew only took the head in, sucking gently on it as he ran warm healing magic into Sullivan’s thigh, using his tongue liberally to lap up the fluid that Sullivan was leaking. Sullivan blamed the adrenaline for the fact that he didn’t last long. Bartholomew was good at this, and he was horny from killing the dragon, that was all. That was why it was only a minute later that he arched his back, thrust his hips a little and shot into his friend’s mouth, whimpering out Bartholomew’s name as he did. Bartholomew swallowed it all, and kept his mouth there for a few seconds longer, gently suckling Sullivan’s head to get all the residue, and then he pulled off, smiling up at Sully. He removed his hand, revealing that the cut was gone as well. “All better,” he said. Sullivan looked down at him for a moment, struck, and not sure what to say. They’d done this before, they did it all the time. They’d been fuck-buddies for years. Bartholomew was his best friend. And Bartholomew was hopelessly in love with Gilligan, and they both knew that. So Sullivan smiled back down at him, offering Bartholomew his hand to help him up. “Thanks. You want one too?” “Well, I wouldn’t say no.” “That’s not the same as saying yes,” Sullivan reminded him as he pulled his pants up, fixing his armour back in place. Bartholomew chuckled. “Fair. Yes. But let’s get the rest of your wounds healed.” Sullivan shrugged. “They’re not life-threatening.” “Still.” Bartholomew had non-life-threatening injuries too. “They can wait until we get back to the Citadel. Walking around with some battle scars makes me feel all strong and manly and shit. Besides, you cut a dragon’s head off an hour ago. I think you deserve a blowjob from your best friend, don’t you?” Bartholomew laughed out loud now. “Well, when you put it that way, it makes a hell of a lot of sense.” “That’s why I’m the smart one,” Sullivan told him, stretching and trying not to wince when his remaining injuries complained. “Now sit down, whip it out and let’s celebrate.” ***** Hugh/Al/Trevor, Hurt/Comfort (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Some attention for a few minor characters in slavery, which I appreciate. Prompt: "Hmm, number 2 [After Injury or Hurt/Comfort]with Hugh, Al and Trevor would be interesting. Al and Trevor need some attention as well. :)" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Hugh stared down at his boner, willing it to go away, and willing himself not to break down over it. It was just a thing, just a body thing, it didn’t mean anything. He knew that well enough. He couldn’t stop thinking about Theodore and Marcus. Marcus was a loudmouth, a brat, the kind of kid who’d probably been a bully. Hugh couldn’t stand him. He was rude and took up a lot of space and he smelled weird; he was annoying and so self-assured and always making threats that he wasn’t going to follow through on. He was a pain in the ass and he didn’t deserve what was happening to him at all, but Hugh was just so grateful that it wasn’t him anymore, that Theodore didn’t want him in his bed anymore, that Marcus had taken his place. He was so grateful but he couldn’t even have that to himself because he knew it was wrong, knew that Theodore was hurting Marcus, knew what was happening and there was nothing he could do about it. And all he wanted was for this boner to go away but he couldn’t stop picturing Theodore and Marcus in bed and it was making him hard because Hugh was a freak who got off on… “Hey.” Hugh jumped when Trevor sat down beside him. “H-hey.” Trevor put an arm around him as Al sat down on his other side. They’d always been nice to Hugh, even at the beginning when he’d been a sniveling jerk. “You okay?” Trevor asked. Hugh nodded, not trusting himself to talk. “Only you’ve been sitting here for a while looking like you want to cry at that boner.” Hugh felt his face heat up, and he squeezed his eyes shut, tears leaking down. “I…” “It’s okay,” Trevor told him, pulling Hugh closer. Hugh started crying into Trevor’s shirt like an idiot. “You’re okay.” “It’s, it’s not that,” Hugh cried. “It’s just…” “You’re thinking about him and Marcus,” Al said, patting Hugh’s back. “And you feel bad because you’re hard over it.” Sniffing, Hugh nodded. He’d been more transparent than the thought. “I’m so awful.” “No,” Trevor told him, pulling Hugh into his lap and wrapping an arm around him. “You’re just a teenager, and thinking about sex makes you get hard, even if it’s bad.” Al crawled closer to him, hand on Hugh’s leg. “You haven’t touched yourself since Marcus came here, have you?” Quietly, Hugh shook his head. “Because it doesn’t feel right? Feels like that shouldn’t be something you should do anymore, because you hated it when he did it to you, and now he’s doing it to Marcus, and you shouldn’t be happy when Marcus is getting hurt.” Hugh nodded. Al could read his mind. “How did you know?” “Because that’s how I felt when he bought Denny,” Al said, sadly. Nobody talked about Denny without sounding sad. “I tortured myself over it, refused to do what was normal. Trevor started jerking me off in my sleep until I stopped acting like I didn’t like sex.” As he said that, Hugh knew what was coming. He’d seen Trevor and Al touching each other before. He looked up at Trevor, holding him in place. Trevor smiled at him. “Can we touch you, Hugh? We won’t if you say no. But we want to help you. And we want to show you that it doesn’t have to be like it was with him.” “And,” Al added, smiling encouragingly. “Torturing yourself isn’t going to help Marcus and it isn’t going to help you either. We want you to feel better, not worse.” “I can…touch myself…” Hugh muttered, oddly embarrassed. “But you won’t, will you? Come on, let us help you.” Hugh looked down at his boner, thought about Theodore and Marcus. And let the image of Al and Trevor push that away. Maybe they were right. He nodded. “That’s a boy.” Trevor pulled Hugh’s shirt over his head, leaving him naked, and reached down to wrap a hand around his boner. Hugh hissed. “That’s what happens when you ignore yourself.” Hugh nodded, eyes shut, moving his hips a little, raising them from Trevor’s lap. Al’s hand was on his inner thigh, and he was kind of hoping it would move a bit. That hand squeezed him. “Hugh. Can I put a finger in you? I think you’ll like it.” Hugh knew he would, and he nodded immediately, not caring how humiliating it was anymore. He just wanted to cum. A second later Al’s finger slid into him, not doing much but being there, and Hugh clenched around it, focusing on that and on Trevor’s hand and on how nice they both felt and… “Ah!” Hugh came in a surge, the power of it washing through his body in a way he didn’t think an orgasm ever had. It carried him away in an explosion of sensation and when he came back, he felt so much lighter than he had. There was a lot of cum on his chest. He lay back against Trevor, panting, and Trevor held him. He took his hand off Hugh, and Al removed his finger, and both of them just sat there and waited for him to recover. Hugh opened his eyes, saw Al smiling at him. “Feel better?” Hugh nodded. “Thank you…” he said, tearing up again. “Hey, don’t cry,” Trevor urged him, hugging Hugh from behind. “You’re okay.” “Why are you guys so nice?” Hugh asked, sniffing. He didn’t deserve it. “Because we care about you,” Trevor said, moving with Hugh on his lap, leaning back against the wall beside Al and shifting Hugh so he was cuddled in between them. Hugh nodded, not sure he believed that. “Okay. Thank you for…” “Anytime, Hugh.” “You could help us out too if you want,” Al suggested. “Al.” “What? I’m just offering.” “I’d like that,” Hugh said, nodding as he snuggled in between them, happy despite himself to be where he was. Or at least as happy as he knew how to be. “I’d like that.” ***** Henry/Sam, Role Reversal (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes A different type of Henry/Sam story, set in an AU where Henry's the evil overlord, Sam got captured trying to take him down and is slowly being corrupted by the eminently reasonable villain. Where Sam is violent and physical in the main story, here Henry is coercive and manipulative in a subtle way. This is still a rape scene. Sam consented because Henry, who has all the power, manipulated him into doing it. Sam's consent doesn't mean anything as far as I'm concerned. Prompt: "75 [Role Reversal] with Sam and Henry if you’re still doing those?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “How does that feel?” Henry asked, when his third finger was inside of Sam. “It’s fine,” Sam grunted, trying not to squirm. “Just fine?” Henry brushed Sam’s prostate as he asked. “Ah! It’s good,” Sam corrected. “It’s good. I like it.” That was better. Henry smiled. “If you’d prefer we could just stick with the fingers. If you aren’t ready for…” “I’m ready!” Sam interrupted, moving his hips. “I’m ready for your cock, God. Just do it. Not a child.” Henry chuckled, brushed Sam’s cheek with his other hand. “No,” he agreed. “You’re not.” Sam was an idiot, though. A few months of impressing him with how smoothly the kingdom ran, of explaining to him why an anarchist approach to government wouldn’t work, why sometimes kings had to do bad things, and he was already enamoured with Henry. A few jokes here and there about masturbation to relieve stress, told in the conspiratorial tones of boy talk, and he felt like he was part of something secret. Just enough attention, compliments on Sam’s appearance and intelligence, and Sam wanted more from the powerful older boy who was interested in him. And of course, a few snide comments here and there about Sam’s inexperience, and he was jumping to prove himself. Henry could have just tossed Sam in his bed and had his way with the boy, but what was the point of that? All he’d had to do was ask, and here Sam was, practically demanding his cock. So Henry gave it to him, pulling his fingers out and oiling himself up, positioning himself at Sam’s stretched hole, hands on Sam’s thighs to push them apart. “Last chance to back out.” “Just do it.” “As you wish,” Henry said, pushing his cock into his chained sorcerer, slowly but resolutely. It should sting but not hurt. He wanted Sam to come back to his bed after this, after all. It was obvious on Sam’s face that he didn’t like it at first, but Henry kept going until he was all the way in. Once he was, he reached up and stroked Sam again. “There we go. That’s not so bad, is it?” “It’s…it’s good,” Sam gritted, breathing hard. He nodded. “You can…” He was clenching over and over around Henry’s cock. “I will,” Henry said, and he started moving inside Sam. Sam’s hand came up and gripped Henry’s wrist, his clouded eyes wide open as Henry thrust in and out, picked up speed. He aimed as best he could for Sam’s prostate, intending to make this as good as he could for Sam. Showing Sam the good parts of his life was Henry’s main goal. It was how he was going to get Sam’s loyalty, after all. Henry fucked Sam slowly, deliberately, aiming for Sam to orgasm before he did. It was harder than he’d expected. Henry had fucked people before, but Sam was different, somehow. Maybe it was his inexperience combined with his desire to please that he hid under a veil of anger. His insistence that he was fine by himself that he used to hide the fact that he was desperately lonely. Maybe it was his power, trapped behind that collar. Or maybe he just felt really good around Henry’s cock, who knew? Either way, Henry was having a hard time not just driving into Sam, fucking him senseless. He couldn’t do that now, not yet. Not while there was still a concern that he’d scare Sam off. So he went slow, touching Sam’s face to distract himself as sweat beaded on his brow. Sam was panting, sweaty, flushed. “Bet you never thought you’d be doing this with the evil king, hm?” “Sh…shut up…” Sam grated. Henry gasped a laugh as he thrust in again. “Think your dad would be disappointed if he saw you doing this?” “I…” “Spreading your legs for me?” “Maybe,” Sam panted. “Especially if he saw how much you liked it.” “I don’t care.” Sam was clearly having a hard time speaking. “I don’t care about him. Just fuck me.” That was an admission that Henry hadn’t expected. “As you wish,” he said, rewarding Sam by doing just that, just a little harder, just a little faster. Which was just enough for Sam, who tensed up, clenched around Henry and squirted all over his belly despite Henry not having touched his dick. Henry took that as his cue, and once Sam was finished and relaxed, Henry gave him three fast thrusts and brought himself over the edge, grabbing Sam’s shoulders as he pushed all the way in, kissing Sam as he came. Henry pulled out once he’d shot inside Sam, laying beside him on the bed. “You were better at that than I expected,” he said. Predictably, Sam sidled up closer to him. “It wasn’t hard or anything. You made it seem like such a big deal.” He was so flushed in the face it was funny. Henry smirked. “Well, I went easy on you. I didn’t know how hard you could take it.” Predictably again, Sam scowled. “You could have gone harder. You don’t need to baby me.” “No,” Henry said, lifting up one of Sam’s hands and kissing it. “No, I don’t. If you’d like to do it again sometime, I can go harder.” “I’d…yeah.” “Alright. I’ll give you some time to recover. Maybe a week since it was your first time.” Henry put a little bit of doubt into his voice. “I…don’t need that long. I’ll be fine.” “Hm.” Henry kissed him on the cheek. “How about this, then? I’ll let you decide when you’re ready to go again. I’ll be there in about ten minutes, so whenever you’d like. Tomorrow, the day after…” Sam was about to explode in his frustration. More than anything, he hated being underestimated. “Ten minutes is fine,” he spat. “I’ll be ready. Go as hard as you want.” “Alright, Samson, I will.” Henry kissed him again. This was even easier than he’d thought it would be. “Just remember that you asked for it.” ***** Ron/Chokevine, Plant Sex (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes In which Ron has a sexual encounter with a plant named Charlie. Prompt: "Idk what number this would be but uh... Anything with Ron and Charlie the Chokevine?" by Gamerkun0525, based (but not really) on this_prompt_list. --- Ron had been in the river for about twenty minutes when he felt a tendril wrap around his ankle. Sighing, he looked up at Charlie the chokevine. “Do you mind?” he called. “I’m trying to catch fish here. Which is your job, by the way.” James had assured him that the plants understood him when he talked. The chokevine tendril just wrapped tighter, and Ron sighed again. If Charlie wasn’t going to let go, Ron was going to have to untangle him, and he was in the river and didn’t want to drown. It was possible that Charlie would stop him from drowning. Ron wasn’t about to risk it, though, and he took a step forward to give the vine some slack, and lifted up his foot to unwrap the tendril. As he did, another one wrapped around his other ankle, and Ron staggered for a second, trying to keep his feet. He put his hand in the water and found one on his wrist as well, holding him in place. “Not cool, Charlie,” Ron said. “You’re not even supposed to be able to reach this far. How did you…” Ron trailed off when another vine wrapped around him. “Oh…” he said, as Charlie started squeezing his dick. “Well. If you wanted to play all you had to do was say so.” James had said he could do this with Charlie whenever he wanted. Charlie got Ron hard pretty quickly, no mean feat in the cold water. He squeezed up and down the length of Ron’s erection, and even paid some attention to his balls now and then. Ron stepped forward to give him a bit more leeway, and Charlie wrapped around him some more. The very tip of the vine was wrapped around the head of Ron’s dick, and it was there that Charlie was squeezing the hardest and most often. Ron was panting, putting most of his energy into staying standing in the moving water, happily letting Charlie do all the work. He was keeping a pretty consistent pace, bringing Ron nicely closer and closer. He didn’t notice another vine sneaking between his legs until it was pressing at his hole, and Ron gasped as Charlie penetrated him, the thin vine sliding up inside him easily and without much resistance. It was smaller than anything else Ron had had up there, but it felt funny, different, and he liked it. When Charlie poked Ron’s prostate, Ron came right away with a shout that echoed in the woods. Charlie squeezed him through his orgasm as Ron shot into the river, the flow of water taking all his cum away like it had never been there. When he was done Ron stood there, just focused on staying standing. All the chokevine tendrils loosened, the one behind sliding out, and they all drifted away. “Thanks,” Ron said to Charlie, who rustled in response. Ron was going to have to have a talk with James about what he was teaching that plant. How did a chokevine know where to find the prostate? A minute later, Charlie rustled again, and the vines pulled three fish out of the river and tossed them on the bank. “Aw, you didn’t have to do that,” Ron said, heading for the bank. “Thank you.” Charlie wrapped around his ankle again, just to give him a gentle squeeze, and then retreated. As Ron picked up the fish, he patted Charlie’s vines. “You’re not so bad, you know? I’ll see you later, Charlie.” As he headed towards the tree stump where he cut the fish open, Ron got a quick slap on the butt from something thin and narrow. “I’m going to pretend you didn’t do that.” Ron hadn’t thought that plants could laugh, but he was pretty sure Charlie proved him wrong as he walked away. ***** Marcus/Theodore, Spanking (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Theodore administering a nonconsensual spanking to a defiant slave. Prompt: "Weird idea, but number 90 with Theodore and Marcus, perhaps? Since he was probably very defiant and all. (I have already accepted that I will go to hell so whatever)," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “Why don’t you come here and sit on my lap, Marcus?” Marcus glared from his chair. “Why? Because I don’t want to.” “Excuse me?” Theodore asked, looking up from his book. He was holding out his arm, obviously having expected Marcus to just jump up and sit on him. Marcus curled more into his seat. He was naked because Theodore wouldn’t let him have his clothes, but he wasn’t ashamed of that. “That’s why I don’t come sit on your lap. I was answering your question.” He refused to make eye contact with Theodore. Theodore wanted a shy, polite little slave who would call him ‘Master’ and bend over when asked. He wasn’t getting that with Marcus. Marcus had decided on the first night when Theodore had fucked him—Theodore could have his body, but he wasn’t getting Marcus’s mind and Marcus wasn’t going to make it easy for him. Theodore just seemed amused as he watched Marcus. “Very clever. I meant that I want you to come over here and sit on my lap.” Marcus looked up. “Good for you.” “Marcus.” Theodore’s voice hardened. Marcus glared. “Come here.” “Fine,” Marcus sighed, got up, scratched at his neck under his collar, and came over, standing in front of Theodore. “What?” Theodore looked at him, a hand brushing Marcus’s arm. “I’m getting a little bit tired of your attitude, Marcus. I’d like you to start being a little more polite.” Marcus snorted. “Well, I’m getting a little tired of you being a pervert. I’d like you to keep it in your pants a little more.” Marcus saw it, he saw the minute he crossed over the line. The word ‘pervert’ had Theodore’s expression hardening into something more like a glare, and his grabbed Marcus’s wrist tightly. “All right, I’ve had it. Come here.” “What…” Theodore yanked Marcus towards him, pulling him downwards. “What are you doing?” “I’m going to punish you for being rude. I don’t like to hurt my slaves, but your behaviour is extremely inappropriate and I will not tolerate it anymore. Lay across my lap.” Marcus’s eyes went wide. “Are…are you going to spank me?” “Yes.” “I’m not a little kid!” Marcus had been spanked as a child all the time. He’d thought he was past that now. “You’re acting like one. I think a nice spanking will encourage you to behave. Come.” Theodore pulled him down, draping Marcus across his lap. Marcus was too stunned to do anything but comply. Theodore rested a hand on Marcus’s butt, sighing. “I don’t like hurting people, Marcus.” “Then don’t!” Theodore chuckled, stroking Marcus’s butt. He didn’t say anything. He wasn’t going to do it, Marcus realized. He was just trying to scare him, to show Marcus that he was serious. Marcus got the message—he wasn’t making things easy for Theodore but he also wasn’t trying to make them harder for himself. He wouldn’t call Theodore a pervert anymore if it was such a sensitive thing for him to hear from the teenage slave he was fucking. Marcus relaxed, confident that he was right. Theodore was too much of a wimp to actually spank him. He was probably going to pet him for a minute, maybe finger him and then scold him, that was all. Assured in his conclusions, Marcus let out a small breath of relief. And sucked it back in all at once when Theodore’s hand smacked him right on the butt. “Hey!” “I told you why you were here, Marcus,” Theodore said, raising his hand and spanking Marcus again. It was the fourth slap before Marcus braced himself, preparing his body for the smacks as they came. Theodore wasn’t hitting him particularly hard or anything. He could take it. He was strong. Sure enough, Theodore stopped after a few more strokes. “That was ten,” Theodore said, letting out a breath. “For being smart with me. I’ll give you twenty for disobeying me, and then twenty more for insulting me. I think that should be enough to get through to you.” Without waiting for an answer, Theodore started spanking Marcus again, harder this time. Marcus clenched his jaw shut, determined to keep quiet. He wasn’t going to make any noise, he wasn’t going to let Theodore have the satisfaction of knowing this was working. He wasn’t going to let Theodore win. The sound of flesh hitting flesh filled the room, the only sound Marcus would allow. He counted them in his head. Eleven, twelve, thirteen. Theodore’s other hand was on Marcus’s back, holding him in place. Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen. Every smack was pushing Marcus against Theodore’s lap, rubbing. Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen. Marcus… Marcus was hard, and when he realized that, a small sound of embarrassment escaped him. Twenty. Damnit. Marcus panted, trying to catch his breath, grateful that Theodore had decided to take a break. Hopefully he wouldn’t notice Marcus’s boner. “Now,” Theodore said, also panting. “Would you like to apologize for calling me names, Marcus?” Marcus had always been told that his mouth was going to be the death of him someday. “Screw you.” “Ah.” Theodore sighed. Marcus’s butt stung. “I’d hoped to take ten off this lot, but you’ve gone and added ten. A pity.” The first strike came hard, the hardest yet. And the next several made clear that Theodore had been holding back on purpose. Marcus really needed to learn to keep his mouth shut. But now wasn’t the time for that, because Marcus couldn’t keep quiet anymore, and he let out a cry with each smack. At ten strokes, tears started to collect in his eyes. At fifteen, he stopped feeling strong. At twenty, he managed to get out, “I’m…I’m sorry…” and it sounded pitiful. At twenty-five smacks, Marcus came against Theodore’s legs, and he was so out of it he didn’t even feel the last five hits. “There you go,” Theodore said, patting Marcus on the back. His butt was on fire. “Let’s stand you up, now, I want to get a good look at you.” Marcus stood up in front of Theodore. Tears tracked down his cheeks, his eyes were puffy and red, his nose was running, his whole face was flushed. His dick was still hard and sticky. Theodore smiled at him. “I think you liked that, didn’t you?” he said, brushing Marcus’s boner. Thoroughly humiliated, Marcus just stood there. He’d hated that…but he’d also liked it. Maybe. Now Theodore stroked his cheek. “You’re so strong, Marcus. Such a strong boy. Always so strong. I think maybe part of you enjoyed not having to be strong for once.” Marcus didn’t know what to do. So he just nodded. It was easier. “I enjoyed it too,” Theodore said, gesturing towards the tent in his pants. “I’m glad you’re so strong, Marcus, it makes me less worried that I’m going to hurt you.” Marcus smiled. He couldn’t help himself. He’d met the other slaves, the ones Theodore had gotten tired of. They were all wimps. That was probably why he’d gotten tired of them. “Now,” Theodore said, undoing his pants. “For a different reason this time, but I’m going to ask you again. Why don’t you come and sit on my lap, Marcus?” “Yes, Master.” ***** Nicholas/Isaac, First Time (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Not actually anyone's first time, but it's Nicholas's first time bottoming. :) Prompt: "“I never even thought about putting anything up here until I met you.” “Give it a try sometime,” Isaac suggested, clenching a little around Nicholas’s thumb. “It’s fun. Pairs well with having your other hand on your dick.” “I’ll keep that in mind.” [from chapter_42_of_Chosen_One] #29 would Nicholas bottom?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “This was a bad idea,” Nicholas muttered. “You want me to stop?” Isaac asked, immediately and sincerely. “No…” Nicholas said. “I didn’t say that. Just…you’d better not tell anyone about this.” ‘This’ was Nicholas, stark naked on Isaac’s bed, ass in the air, hugging Isaac’s pillow while Isaac slid three fingers in and out of him from behind, patiently stretching him. He never should have listened to Isaac’s suggestion that he try sticking fingers up there, because Isaac had been right, it did pair well with his hand on his dick, and Nicholas had found himself liking it. And getting frustrated that he couldn’t fit just a little bit more up there, couldn’t quite reach that part that he could almost feel and wanted to touch. He had enough experience with Isaac that he hadn’t had to think too hard about what else might go up there to help him with that problem. “Of course I won’t,” Isaac said, sincere again. “Come on, you know that.” “Yeah, yeah,” Nicholas said, panting. “I know. That’s why I came to you and not someone else.” Nicholas snorted. “Who else could I go to and say ‘hey, I’ve been wondering what it’s like to have a dick up my ass, help a guy out?’” “I can think of a few guys who’d indulge you,” Isaac said, really getting his fingers up there, farther than Nicholas had gotten. “No,” Nicholas shook his head. “I asked you for a reason.” “And what reason is that?” Nicholas flushed a little. “Because I assumed you were good at it.” That and because he trusted Isaac to go slowly, to stop if Nicholas asked him to, and to make sure everything was done properly. Which apparently included ten minutes of fingers up there first. Not that Nicholas was complaining. Isaac chuckled. “Well, I’m not as experienced with topping as I am the other way around, but I’ll do my best. Here, I’m going to show you something awesome.” Before Nicholas could even form the question, Isaac poked something inside him, that same something that Nicholas had been looking for. Nicholas shuddered, letting out a quiet moan. “Good, huh? That’s the best part of being on bottom.” “Yeah…” It had felt really good. “Do it again.” Isaac did, but then he pulled his fingers back as Nicholas gasped in pleasure once more. “You want to keep going with the fingers, or are you ready to join me in the world of bottoms?” Nicholas was, at best, a tourist in the world of bottoms, but he nodded. “Okay. I’m ready.” “Okay,” Isaac said, pulling his fingers out of Nicholas. Nicholas tried not to make a stupid noise as the loss, looking over his shoulder to see Isaac pouring oil on his hand and coating his dick with it carefully. When he was done he smiled at Nicholas, put a hand on Nicholas’s ass to steady himself and guided himself towards Nicholas’s hole with his other hand. “Tell me if you want me to stop at all, okay?” “I know.” Nicholas appreciated the reminder, though. He was telling himself that he fit inside Isaac, and he was bigger than Isaac. He knew a dick could fit up there. It was fine. “Good.” Isaac pressed against Nicholas’s hole, and slipped inside easier than Nicholas had thought. That must have been what the ten minutes of fingers were for, he figured, because Isaac slid inside a good length, filling Nicholas up in a way fingers hadn’t. “Oh…” Nicholas said, taking deep breaths. Isaac paused, patting his back. “How’s it going?” “You’re bigger than you look,” Nicholas said, smiling, eyes closed. A chuckle. “What?” “You know I’m only halfway in, right?” Oh. Nicholas opened his eyes, surprised. It felt like much more. “Well…yes. It doesn’t hurt. You can put the rest in.” He’d expected it to sting a little, but Isaac had done a good job preparing him. “Alright,” Isaac reached around and wrapped a hand around Nicholas’s dick, slowly jerking Nicholas off as he pushed inside. Nicholas buried his face in the pillow to muffle the sounds he was letting out. Now it stung a little, but not so bad that Nicholas wanted it to stop. After a really long minute, he felt Isaac’s hips connect with his. “There you go,” Isaac muttered, hand on Nicholas’s thigh. “All the way in.” His voice sounded strained. “You good?” Nicholas nodded. “Okay. I’m going to move.” Isaac did just that, pulled out and pushing back in, then doing it again faster, and a little faster again until he was matching the speed of his hand on Nicholas’s dick. He was panting but not nearly as badly as Nicholas, who was short of breath. Isaac picked up speed, a lot of speed but not too much, fucking Nicholas with thrusts that certainly seemed practiced to Nicholas. Even from here he could tell that Isaac had more control over himself than did Nicholas when he was topping. “Forgot how good this is,” Isaac grunted as he fucked Nicholas. “You’ve got a nice ass, Nicholas.” “Th-thanks…” Nicholas wasn’t sure if that was a compliment, but Isaac was nice so he took it as once. Isaac let out a breath and pulled all the way out of Nicholas for a second, readjusting him before driving back in all at once. And hitting that spot again inside Nicholas, making Nicholas yelp. He could practically picture Isaac’s smirk, and as Isaac started hitting that spot over and over, Nicholas found it was practically all he could picture. He was hot, so hot, all over and he was about to… Nicholas came with a loud shout into the pillow, bucking his hips as he shot all over Isaac’s bed. He was quite sure he’d have cum even without Isaac’s hand on him, honestly. He was starting to understand why Isaac liked this so much. Isaac kept fucking Nicholas after he’d cum, giving a few more hard thrusts before doubling over, kissing Nicholas’s shoulder and shooting inside him with a grunt. “Oh, wow…” Nicholas sort of collapsed forward, not able to stay on his knees anymore. He flopped down in his own mess, and Isaac came with him, the jolt driving him deep inside Nicholas in a movement that had them both making noise. They lay there for a second and then Isaac pulled out, laying on his belly beside Nicholas. He kissed Nicholas on the cheek. “So, how was it?” Nicholas was still catching his breath. His ass was sore, and felt empty and warm and sticky. “You shot inside me.” “Yeah. I wanted you to get the full treatment.” Nicholas chuckled. “I…I liked it,” he admitted. “I like topping better. But I could see visiting the world of bottoms every now and then.” “I’ll keep that in mind,” Isaac giggled. “You know I never thought you’d even want to try this.” Nicholas smiled, leaning over and kissing Isaac on the cheek, just for fun. “What can I say? You’re a terrible influence.” ***** Aaron/Seth, Last Time/End of the World (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Two guys who know their future share their last night together. I was so happy to get this prompt, seriously. I love these two so much. Prompt: "The #52 [Last Time/End of the World]prompt made me think of Aaron and Seth, would it have happened? I don't know much about them but unrequited love makes me deeply sad," by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Neither of them could sleep. They were laying in their tent beside each other, staring up at the canvas. They’d have been better walking through the night. But here they were, quiet. Suffocating in what they knew was coming. “I can’t…” Seth whispered suddenly, shifting. “Aaron, you awake?” “Yeah.” Seth rolled over, onto his side, and then more, on top of Aaron before Aaron could stop him, looking down at Aaron. The air inside the tent was glowing, the proximity to the tower casting light through the fabric. “What are you doing?” “I…” Seth looked pained. His bare chest was covered in scars. “We’re going to die tomorrow.” Aaron looked up at him, made himself smile. “Yeah.” It was what they’d chosen. “You said…” Seth swallowed air, exhaled. “You never said anything to me because you didn’t want to push me away. You didn’t want to…ruin our friendship.” “Yeah,” Aaron said, nodding. He’d been scared. Seth was his best friend. “We’re doing to die,” Seth said, insistent. And he leaned down and kissed Aaron on the mouth. “Let’s ruin our friendship.” Aaron wanted to. It was a bad idea. Seth didn’t really feel that way about him, he was sure. Seth liked girls, he’d liked Amy. He was saying that because he’d liked Aaron’s sister. He was saying that because they didn’t have to live with each other after this. He didn’t want to spend his last night alone. Aaron wanted to. It was a bad idea. They were going to die anyway, and Aaron didn’t want to spend his last night looking up at the tent canvas either. “Okay,” Aaron said, putting his arms around Seth, and kissing him back. They kissed for a while, a good while, moving against each other. Aaron was hard in his breeches but before it could become a problem, Seth was reaching down, fishing him out of there, pulling Aaron’s clothes down. Aaron gasped as Seth’s hand wrapped around him, warm and tight, rough and calloused from holding a sword all his life. Seth kissed Aaron hungrily, possessively and inexpertly, and Aaron kissed him back in exactly the same way. Aaron had loved Seth for so long. So long. And Seth was probably just doing this because Aaron was here and they were going to die. But Aaron didn’t care. He wanted it, had wanted it for a while. Aaron wasn’t even surprised when he came, making a pitiful noise and a mess on Seth’s hand all at once. Seth let go of him, looking down at Aaron with eyes heavy. He glanced at his hand. “I want to…” Aaron nodded before he could even finish, and Seth kissed him again, reaching down and finding Aaron’s hole, having enough sense to stick his cum-stained fingers inside Aaron to stretch him, but not enough sense to do it slowly, gently. Aaron didn’t care. They were running out of time, and this was their last chance. He didn’t care if it stung. Aaron reached down, pulled his pants down as Seth fingered him, bringing one leg nearly up to his shoulder to get his leg out of the hole and then spreading his legs to give Seth the access he needed. With his hands free, he started to liberate Seth from his clothes as well. When he got Seth’s pants down to his thighs, enough that his boner sprung up to his belly, Seth pulled his fingers out. “I’m going to do it.” “Yeah. Do it.” Aaron braced himself as Seth grabbed his dick, pointed it at Aaron’s hole and pressed it in, slowly. It hurt. It had never hurt when Aaron had pictured it in his mind with his hand for companion, often when Seth was snoring nearby. It hurt and it spoke of desperation, insistence. Seth pressed into Aaron, kissing him hungrily again, hands on Aaron’s sides as he drove in, gasping when he hit full hilt. And then Seth started thrusting, awkward, uncoordinated, for all the world like he was doing what he’d heard was the thing to do. It still hurt but Aaron didn’t care, he wrapped his arms around Seth’s chest, his legs around Seth’s thighs, and let Seth fuck him, grunting and groaning and kissing Aaron over and over as if to make up for all the years of not kissing him at all. Seth’s thrusts picked up suddenly, getting harder, faster, and Seth came inside Aaron, shouting a sound that Aaron swallowed, hands moving up to Aaron’s shoulders as he rammed into Aaron. When he was done, he collapsed a little, breaking away from Aaron’s lips, breath falling on Aaron’s neck. Aaron could see stars as he looked up, still holding Seth in place. “Did…did you like it?” Seth asked after a minute. “Yeah,” Aaron said, nodding. He felt a tear threatening to collect in his eye. “Yeah, I did.” “You didn’t…” Seth reached down, hand on Aaron’s dick again. “It’s okay,” Aaron whispered. “It’s fine.” “No,” Seth said, shaking his head. “I want you to like it. You deserve it.” “I do like it, Seth,” Aaron promised. “I do.” “I’m going to do it again,” Seth said, kissing Aaron, squeezing his dick. “Properly this time. You’re going to like it.” His voice was quivering. He was crying. “You’re going to like it. I love you, Aaron.” “I love you too, Seth,” Aaron said, crying a little himself. “I love you too.” “You’re buzzing so much,” Seth whispered. “I know. Sorry.” “I wish you’d told me.” “What would you have done?” “I don’t know.” Seth lifted his head, looking down at Aaron. “You’re going to like it this time. I love you.” And, as he started moving again, more slowly and carefully, he kissed Aaron like that was true. They were going to die anyway. With his arms and legs wrapped around Seth, Aaron kissed him back and pretended it was true. ***** Aaron/Seth, Last Time redux (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes A sort-of continuation of the previous chapter, featuring the very last moments that I'm willing to show for the two of them. :) Prompt: "Inspired by the last drabble, do you think you could do a Last Time one specifically for one (or both) of the characters being executed shortly after?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- Up close, the tower was so bright it hurt Aaron’s eyes, it hurt all of his senses. They stood about five feet from the top of the hill, looking up at it. There was no door, no obvious way in. But Aaron knew how to get in. They were outfitted for battle, a mockery. Seth was in his armour, his helmet, sword sharpened and ready. Aaron’s armour was lighter, slightly less battered except for the scorch marks that Seth didn’t have. Underneath one scorch on the left breast was an engraved spider. The same as the one on the metal brace on his right wrist, which clung to a number that didn’t mean anything anymore. Aaron could feel his entire body buzzing like it wanted to explode. He took a step forward. Seth reached out and grabbed his hand. “Aaron.” “What?” Aaron turned, faced Seth, who leaned up and kissed him. Aaron couldn’t help himself. He kissed Seth back, gently. Gently, which turned into not as gently, and their arms were around each other, holding each other in place. Seth’s tongue found its way into Aaron’s mouth, and Aaron slid his hand down and fumbled around with Seth’s belt, lifting chainmail and slipping a buzzing hand inside Seth’s pants. Seth had an easier time getting his hand in Aaron’s, and the next few minutes were quick, frantic, lasting forever and not taking any time at all. They just kissed, and touched each other like they were the only people in the world, the only things that mattered. Like they loved each other and were about to have a normal day, like this was just the first of many times they’d do this. Seth came first, wrapping his arm tighter around Aaron as he stained his pants, hand tightening around Aaron’s dick as he did, jerking him hard. Aaron came with a pitiful whinge, filling his own pants as he panted into Seth’s mouth. They kissed for a good long minute after that, communicating without words. Then Aaron pulled away, flushed in the face, and let Seth go. He wanted to just have this, forever. He wanted to go away, to leave, to just live somewhere with Seth. But he couldn’t have that. The Web buzzed around him. “Let’s go,” he whispered. “Yeah.” They fixed their clothes, turned back to the tower, started back up the hill. “When we get in there let me do the talking,” Aaron told Seth, preparing himself to draw on the Web for the last time. “I’m not hiding behind you.” “I didn’t say that. Just don’t charge forward without me.” Seth looked at him. “I won’t go anywhere without you.” “Okay.” Aaron smiled, reaching his hand out as they reached the base of the tower, feeling its power, connecting to it. “I love you.” “I love you too.” The bright light the tower emitted had drowned out everything else. Aaron couldn’t see Seth anymore. But it didn’t matter. He knew he was there, with him, until the end. ***** Isaac, A/B/O (slightly nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes Just Isaac having a slightly embarrassing moment that works out pretty alright for him in the end. Prompt: "From that prompt/kink list: 1 [A/B/O], involving Isaac and how partial shifting and the subsequent tails involved seem to occur at the most hilariously inconvenient of times," by folkendefanel, based on this_prompt list. --- Contrary to popular belief, Isaac wasn’t actually horny all the time. Sure, a good amount of the time. Maybe more than some other people (though Isaac had a feeling that other people just pretended they weren’t most of the time). Maybe half, three quarters of the time, Isaac was in the mood for dick. But there were times where he wasn’t, honestly. And the problem with the society they lived in—one of the problems, Isaac could go on for days—was that certain things were associated with some primal desire to cum in something. People did a partial shift for all kinds of reasons, physiologically speaking, many of them not at all dick-related, and almost all of them uncontrollable at times. Really, it was just immature to laugh when it happened. “Wow, Isaac, you must have done really well,” Andy said from behind him, poking Isaac’s shoulder and drawing Isaac away from his test paper that he’d just been handed back. “Huh?” Isaac had indeed done quite well, better than he’d thought—the extra half-hour they’d started giving him to accommodate him was really helpful. “Yeah, I did okay. You?” “Fine.” Andy smiled. “I mean, not ‘popping a tail’ okay, but I’m good.” “What…” Isaac looked down over his shoulder, saw his fuzzy grey tail, which hadn’t been there a second ago. Wagging back and forth aggressively, even. “Fuck, whatever,” he muttered, blushing. Absently, he brought his hand up to his head, pleased to note that at least his damned ears hadn’t come out. It may have been perfectly normal, but that didn’t mean it wasn’t embarrassing. “Just saying,” Andy giggled, as they packed up their stuff. “I was going to ask if you wanted to come over, but it seems like you and the history test want a little alone time.” “Perfectly normal thing to have happen,” Isaac grumbled, shoving things into his bag. “Doesn’t mean anything.” “Sure. So are you going to top or bottom for the test? I feel like paper cuts are an issue either way?” “Oh, my God,” Isaac growled, not meaning to. “Get over it. Nothing to do with sex, I was just excited.” “Just like you were excited during the basketball game yesterday?” Isaac rolled his eyes, reached down to adjust his pants, open up the tail slot in the back. “And during the drunk driving demonstration,” Andy continued, leaning forward. “And during the assembly last week. Oh, and when we had that guest speaker on homelessness? And at lunch yesterday, but I guess pizza is always worth a tail wag. Plus there’s…” “Do you have nothing better to do than keep track of every time my tail shows up?” Isaac asked. At least two of those had been because of horniness, to be fair. And fortunately Andy didn’t know about his great-aunt’s funeral, or the fancy town council party, or the pride march or the doctor’s office or the mall when he’d been buying shirts or the movie theatre or the… Maybe Isaac had a bit of a problem. “Well…” Andy stuck his hands in his pockets, looking at the ceiling as they headed out of the room. “I mean, I was thinking I’d invite you over for a twin sandwich after school, but if the tail wagging doesn’t mean anything and you’re not in the mood…” “Hey,” Isaac said, nodding with vigour. “Just because it doesn’t mean anything now doesn’t mean it won’t later. I’ll be there.” He was always down for a twin sandwich, and he didn’t have any plans today. “Cool.” Andy smiled. “See you then. You have Health class next—you might want to put that guy away before you walk in there or you’ll get used as a demonstration.” “Fuck…” Isaac sighed. Andy wasn’t totally wrong. “I’ll be fine in a minute.” “Uh-huh,” Andy said, tugging Isaac’s tail. “I don’t mind a little fur in my sandwich.” “Shut up,” Isaac grumbled. “Goes well with the cream filling.” As Isaac tried not to turn red—honestly, as if the prospect of sex embarrassed him—Andy laughed, headed off for class and left Isaac standing there in the hallway. Tail wagging like crazy for everyone to see. Contrary to popular belief, Isaac wasn’t actually horny all the time. But it sure as hell wasn’t hard to get him there. ***** Owen/Gavin, Winter Clothes ***** Chapter Notes I came across the art challenge called Magic_Meat_March on Tumblr the other day and though I'm not an artist, I just really wanted to participate, so I wrote a thing and will likely write a few more things. Enjoy Owen and Gavin shopping for weather-appropriate clothes. “If we’re going to fight a winter wizard, we’re going to need better gear,” Gavin said, leading Owen into the shop. Owen nodded. “This is a bit chilly in this weather,” he agreed, tapping on the steel codpiece he wore, painted red like his boots, gauntlets and shoulder guards. Hands clasped behind his head to show off his chest, Owen looked around the shop. Gavin cocked his hips, hand on one of them as he licked his lips, considering. His knee-high boots, gloves and the strap for his pack that ran across his bare chest were all the same supple leather as his shorts, snug and using as little fabric as possible to let him move quickly and quietly in a fight. “Can I help you two gentlemen with something?” The proprietor, an older lady in layers of fur, approached them with a smile. “My, aren’t you both handsome?” Gavin gave her a coy smile. “So they tell us, ma’am. We need winter gear, preferably something that might defend us against ice magic.” “Ah,” the shopkeep nodded. “Yes, you two’ll freeze dressed like that. I’ve just the thing, come.” She led them down to the back of the shop, past racks of heavy-looking armour for women, taking up a lot of space just because of how big and complex they were to put on. Owen was grateful that he didn’t have to muck around with all that. He was nervous enough as it was that adding winter protection to his armour would make problems for him in fighting. Finally, at the back of the store, she pointed them towards the wall of real clothes. “For ice, I’d suggest this for you,” she said pointing out one outfit to Gavin. “And for your big friend, something more like this one.” Gavin nodded, touching some of the material and considering. He pointed at the one she’d selected for Owen, which Owen liked the looks of more than he’d figured he would. “Do you have a red one? He has this theme going.” “I’ll see what I can do. Why don’t you two head into the back to change and I’ll bring them back to you?” Gavin nodded, pulling Owen into the back room, where he smiled. “See, it’ll be fine.” “We’ll see after I’ve tried it on,” Owen said, arms crossed. “If I have to fight in it, it has to be comfortable.” “Let’s try things on, then.” By the time they stepped out of the back room twenty minutes later, Owen was sold. The shoulder armour on the winter gear hugged him more closely and didn’t pinch as much as his old armour, the new gauntlets were strong but without being too heavy, his new boots left more of his calves free to breathe when he ran, and the new codpiece was less metal against his skin, thinner and easier to move in, holding his junk in place but not too tightly. A chain ran from the bottom of the plate, between his legs and up between his buttcheeks, connecting to the strap in the back, which was far preferable to the uncomfortable plate of metal on the last one that had been just too small to sit on. At least now there was nothing to make a strange imprint on his butt. Everything on the new armour was lined with fur, so he should be plenty warm in the winter. Owen stretched out his arms, bent over a few times to touch his toes, did a few squats while Gavin paid. His new boots came just short of his knee and had a bit of a heel to them to give him a boost in height that would be useful for an archer, and also doing great things for his bare thighs. Gavin’s gloves were made from fur as well, and he’d gone with a narrower pack strap that crossed his chest between his pectorals and could be easily removed if someone grabbed him. The new shorts were made totally from fur, cut triangularly and stopping a good two inches higher up his thighs, not to mention cut a lot lower on top, the V-line of his pubic bone fully visible. Gavin said that Owen’s new armour should do its job of distracting the enemy perfectly, but Owen had a feeling that Gavin would be the one stunning them into inaction. Gavin turned his torso after paying, giving Owen a good look at his chest while keeping his backside on display. “Ready to go?” “Always,” Owen grinned, arms behind his head again as he and Gavin headed outside to go fight evil and end eternal winter. “I hope you kept the old stuff,” he said, as they stepped out into the wind. “We’re going to be too hot in this once it’s not winter anymore.” Gavin shrugged. “We’ll figure something out.” Sure enough, though snow was piled up high and barrels of water were frozen solid, Owen barely felt the cold. They were wearing fur, after all. ***** Ron/James, Optimized for Maximal Power ***** Chapter Notes Going to try and give all the major characters the skimpy empowering outfits treatment. There's a prompt list associated with this, but most of them don't work for the series so I'm ignoring it a bit. “Why do we have to wear these?” “Because it’s a formal meeting and we need to dress formally.” “But why is this formalwear?” “Because it just is, Ron, I’m not going to explain the whole history of clothing to you.” “Because you don’t know?” James looked at him, holding out what he expected Ron to wear. Ron looked back, for a whole second before giving in, taking it, looking at it. “I don’t think I can fit in this.” A small smile. “I think you can pull it off. Or stuff it in, whichever. It’s the expected garment for my attendant.” With that, James turned around and started stripping out of his regular clothes, preparing to dress in his formalwear laid out on the bed. “All I’m saying,” Ron said, still contemplating the—very small—piece of fabric in his hand. “Is that I don’t understand why formalwear has to be so…revealing.” “It’s more than you normally wear,” James said, picking up his tight shorts and stepping into them. “I know, I know, just…” Ron gestured at James as he sucked in his belly, strained a little to fit into the shorts, which left a pronounced bulge in the front when he got them on properly. James took a moment to adjust himself. “Why can’t you wear more than that?” “I’ll be wearing my coat,” James said, waving at it. Aside from the shorts and his moccasins, it was the only thing he’d be wearing to the meeting. “But…” James sighed. “It’s because I’m a witch. Having my skin exposed to nature lets me be in closer contact with it. I get my powers from nature, remember? Showing a lot of skin makes me more powerful, and that’s important at a formal event.” “But…” Ron made a vague gesture. “Your cousin doesn’t dress like that. Your aunt doesn’t. Your grandmother doesn’t.” “Do you want my grandmother to wear short shorts?” “That’s not the point!” James smiled, patted Ron on the shoulder. “I think the point is that you’re nervous. Don’t be—it’s empowering.” Ron sighed now. “I guess,” he conceded. As James turned away to pull his long coat on, Ron bent over and slipped into the tiny scrap of fabric, a little sling of black cotton for his junk to live in, held up by a thin waistband. Ron would be more covered by putting on a pair of socks. It was too small, and Ron had to do a lot of creative stuffing and squishing to get everything to stay in without causing a malfunction. When he was finally done, he looked up at James, smiled. James had sat down on the bed, one leg drawn up to his chest, arms around his knee as he leaned forward a little. “There. See, you look all sexy, doesn’t that feel good?” Ron nodded, admitting to himself that it did. “It does make me feel pretty empowered.” He looked down at himself, flexing a little. He looked pretty good. “Me too,” James said. “Literally and figuratively.” He stood, his shorts inching down a bit as he moved. Since they only had about an inch and a half of leeway, it was quite something to watch. “Come on, let’s go be formal.” “Alright, alright,” Ron smiled, followed James out of the room. The strip of fabric in the back was already working itself into a wedgie, and Ron picked at it a little. Ron sure did feel powerful, but he’d be happy when he could get out of it. He wasn’t made for formalwear. ***** Cal/Wes/Mick/Sully, Dressing the Part ***** Chapter Notes There's a prompt list for this, which I'm not following super a lot, but I try when I can. Today it was sexy comic/manga covers. :) “You can’t go in like that,” Cal said, watching Sully get ready. “What?” Sully looked down at himself. “Like what?” “You’re not dressed for work.” They were going in to raid an abandoned fortress for a dangerous artefact that was in there, and were suiting up as they spoke, except for Sully, who was just standing there in his ratty old clothes. “I don’t have other clothes, dumbass,” Sully muttered. As they all changed, he’d been doing a very good job of keeping his eyes away. “Yeah you do, I put them in your bag ages ago.” Cal shook his head, a bit exasperated. “Didn’t you notice?” “What?” Sully frowned, looked in his bag for a minute, coming up with the clothes. “Don’t fucking sneak shit into my stuff.” “Just get dressed,” Cal said, shaking his head as he tied his loincloth. “We don’t have all night.” “Yeah, yeah.” Sully gave a dramatic sigh and started stripping out of his worn old shirt, his baggy shorts, and pulling on the work clothes Cal had bought him. As Sully dressed, Cal checked to see if the others were ready. Wes had finished coating his bare chest in protective oil so his muscles gleaned him the lamplight, and was just tying the strap on his large steel codpiece that he’d pull tight pants up over, giving the impression of girth and hardness that was meant to intimidate the enemy. Cal knew for a fact that it wasn’t just an impression and that Wes mostly filled that thing out, but they could hardly have him going into battle unprotected. He grinned at Cal as he reached for the pants, patting the codpiece as if in invitation. Cal smiled back and turned to Mick, who had finished tying the typical mage’s gear of a long strip of fabric, starting around the neck, crossing to cover the nipples, crossing again in the back to cover the butt and coming up between the legs to hold the junk in place. The patterns of the fabric enhanced his powers, but ever modest, Mick was wearing a pair of triangle-cut smallclothes underneath the wrap. The reduced amount of the power stole that touched his skin meant he’d sacrifice a little power, but Mick felt just a little too naked without the shorts—and he made up for it anyway with glowing blue warpaint across his muscled chest and arms. He smiled shyly at Cal. For himself, Cal was wearing his usual short coat, arms covered by the tight sleeves and chest mostly covered except where the low neckline left a lot of space before the single button keeping it in place. His midriff was bare and he was wearing his sword belt above his loincloth, tied tightly so it wouldn’t get in the way of work. His short boots were held up with straps tied to garters on his thighs. “Ready, Sully?” Cal asked, winking at Mick. “Yeah, yeah.” Sully had pulled on the tights Cal had bought him, which were a tad small and left nothing to the imagination, especially not with that low cut. On his chest he wore an open vest with nothing underneath, and his arms bore a few leather straps with pouches on them. Standard gear for a thief, nothing too fancy. Cal figured he could customize himself later if he wanted something a little better—it was kind of a lot of fabric for someone who had to move quietly. “This is…better than my old clothes, for stealing. Thanks.” “Can’t have a teammate going out not properly dressed.” Cal smiled, dropping into a near-split to stretch out his legs while Wes picked up his axe, the way he was leaning forward really highlighting how nicely the tight pants fit his backside as it stuck out a little. Mick was stretching, leaning back a little. Sully came over and joined them, stance wide as he stood with his hands linked behind his head, for all the world like he’d always been part of their team. Cal was struck with a thought for just a moment that together, the four of them looked like they should be on the cover of one of those novels about adventurers who saved the world, or something. “Alright,” Cal said to his team, pumped now. “Let’s go break and enter, and not necessarily in that order.” ***** Isaac, Uniform Policy ***** Chapter Notes Naturally, Isaac is totally okay living in a world where skimpy clothes are the norm. “Where’s the rest of it?” “There is no rest of it,” Yancy told them. “These are the training uniforms. Please change into them and meet me in the classroom immediately.” And with that, Yancy left, obviously just expecting them all to figure out how a long sash was a uniform or indeed, an outfit at all. “Hm.” Isaac looked at it, amused. Maybe he was supposed to tie it around his waist? Or like, over one shoulder and in between his legs? “This is silly,” Nicholas insisted, picking one up. “They told us this was an upgrade. This isn’t even clothes. How are we supposed to wear it? What’s it supposed to cover?” Isaac shrugged. They had indeed been informed that they were far enough along in their training to wear the proper mage attire. “Well, there’s an obvious first step,” he said, quickly taking off his clothes. “Now we just have to figure out the…” He picked up his sash as he spoke, and it glowed, the black fabric alighting with blue and red symbols all down its length. And it jumped on Isaac, ignoring his yelp. While the other guys all laughed at him, Isaac tried to fight off the sash, but it was merciless. It wound around his neck, then down across his chest in an X, then around his back, making another X over his butt. The two ends came up between his legs, merging together to cover his dick, and then the whole thing just…adhered to him. It stayed in place without him having to do anything, no matter how much Isaac moved around, trying to get a better look. “Oh,” he said, looking down at himself. It wasn’t even uncomfortable, it felt like wearing nothing. Which Isaac could get behind. “That’s not so bad, then.” Following his lead, a few of the other guys stripped out of their clothes too, letting the magic sashes latch on to them and do the same. Once they were sure it was safe, the rest of the class followed suit, and soon they were adequately dressed. Or at least dressed. “I feel naked,” Nicholas complained, picking at the ends of the sash as he tried futility to cover himself with his hands. “I feel…kind of powerful,” Peter muttered, frowning down at himself. He had turned most of the way over his shoulder to look down at his backside, which in Isaac’s opinion looked even better than usual. “Me too,” Isaac agreed, and it wasn’t just because the outfit was awesome. He could literally feel magic coursing through him in a way it didn’t normally. He grinned, feeling cocky. Mostly because he was in a room full of barely dressed guys, which always made him feel good. “Come on, let’s get to class.” In the classroom, Yancy was dressed in a sash like theirs, hairy chest and belly on display. Under his robes, he was buffer than Isaac had expected, though the way he stood with his chest puffed out might have enhanced the illusion a little. Still, Isaac was slightly less enthused about the outfits all of the sudden. Putting an age limit on them wouldn’t be the worst idea ever. Then again, when he was Yancy’s age Isaac might change his mind about that. “About time you all stopped dilly-dallying,” Yancy grumped, directing them to join the other half of the class. The girls were all standing there as well, also dressed in their uniforms. Made of similar fabric but much more of it, the girls were dressed mostly in black, barely any skin showing. Their outfits didn’t look as form-fitting, either. “I want an explanation for this,” Nicholas said, gesturing at the girls. “How come they’re allowed to be dressed?” “This is the academy’s training uniform,” Yancy informed them, gesturing at himself. “As you are learning magic, you will find it useful. It helps your body channel and control magic. Once you’re fully trained, you may choose not to wear it, but even then it is helpful, take it from me.” “Okay,” Nicholas said, quite reasonably, nodding. “Awesome. Can I have a girl’s uniform?” There was some collective laughter at that, though Isaac didn’t approve. There was nothing wrong with wanting to wear a girl’s uniform if that was what made Nicholas comfortable. Yancy shook his head. “The boys’ and girls’ uniforms are the same material, and the same function, Nicholas.” “But there’s more fabric…” “I don’t see the problem,” Bianca said, smiling at Nicholas. “You guys look good, and that’s what matters, right?” “But…” Isaac put a hand on Nicholas’s shoulder. “Come on, Nicholas. Don’t be such a prude. Nothing wrong with showing a little skin.” He struck a bit of a pose, hands on the back of his hips and grinning seductively. “See?” “If you boys are done playing,” Yancy interrupted, bringing their attention back to him. “Let’s begin class. Clear your minds, and feel your power. The uniform will help you if you’re uncertain.” Feeling powerful, Isaac got to work. He was really liking being a mage. ***** Pax/Nate, Under the Costume ***** Chapter Notes The theme for today was superheroes and I couldn't think of anything good in the main timeline, so here they are as superheroes. Or...super people of varying moral fibres, at least. “Halt, evildoer.” Pax didn’t halt in putting diamonds in the pouch on his belt, but he did look up, pulling a bit of a face. “I’m not sure this qualifies as evil,” he said to the mask standing in the doorway. “I mean I’m not building a death ray or trying to enslave the population or making alliances with otherworldly beings or plotting to blow up the sun. This is mischief at best. Also, ‘halt, evildoer?’ Really? It’s not the fifties anymore, you know.” “Well…” the mask frowned behind his mask, a green bandana tied around his forehead and eyes. It matched his seafoam green coat, spandex stretched across his muscles, V-neck diving down to his navel, exposing the iron medallion he wore that probably gave him his powers. Matching short pants that halted at his knee carried his insignia, a stylized anchor that was emblazoned on his…er, anchor, and looking there made Pax realizing that the pants were even tighter than they looked. A pair of pixie boots brought the ensemble together, along with a cutlass at his hip. “Okay,” the mask—the Swashbuckler, Pax remembered—agreed. “But halt, mischief-maker doesn’t have the same ring to it and also, put those diamonds back so I can take you to jail.” “Don’t be silly,” Pax said, standing lithely. Not that he was a particularly lithe person, but it was a mindset. “You don’t want to take me to jail.” “Yes…I do?” “No, you don’t,” Pax insisted, smiling. “Jail is dangerous and dirty and awful and I’m harmless and charming and don’t deserve it.” “You’re stealing the…” “I probably had a hard past, don’t you think?” Pax asked, interrupting. It shouldn’t take long before his power of persuasion kicked in. “I’m probably only stealing because that’s all I was ever raised to do by the evil businessman who raised me after my parents died, and I’m probably just trying to feed orphans and my cat. Look at me, I’m harmless, right? I’m not up to anything that bad.” “I…guess,” the Swashbuckler agreed, nodding. He was still in his heroic stance, chest jutted out, hands on his hips, chin up. “You shouldn’t steal, though.” “Yeah, but I will anyway. Besides these diamonds are insured, so it’s not like the owner’s out anything. Come on, move out of my way, give me your wallet and we’ll get out of each other’s hair. You can get back to stopping people from committing navel-themed crimes and I can get back to being all sad and orphaned and stuff.” “Oh, sure,” the Swashbuckler said, moving out of the doorway and reaching into the back of his pants—how—and taking out his wallet to hand over to Pax. “Thanks,” Pax said, taking it, taking out all the money and pocketing it before, with a glance at the Swashbuckler’s driver’s license—Nate Seaworthy, he had a whole theme going there—he handed it back. “No problem. Wow, your costume is just body paint, isn’t it?” Pax smiled, nodding. “Looking at me, were you? It’s not all body paint, I’ll have you know. You need to improve your observation skills.” To demonstrate, he tapped the small swatch of leather that was adhered over Pax’s groin. He was too modest to go out totally naked, after all. Other that, though, he wore nothing but a special black body paint that formed a protective barrier around him, prevented him from shedding any skin or hair that would give DNA trace, blocked his fingerprints, was totally waterproof and stopped him from being seen on infrared or X-rays. It was a bit of a bitch to get off, but it saved him having to learn how to sew or deal with leather chafing. “Oh, no,” the Swashbuckler said, frowning under his mask. “I know who you are. I know you. You’re…Siren, aren’t you? Oh, shit, you’re controlling me right now. Oh, damn.” Pax frowned, reached up and put a hand on Swashbuckler’s face. “Hey, now. The news gets me all wrong. I’m not controlling anyone. Don’t you think you’d know if I were controlling you?” “I…maybe?” “You would, you’re pretty smart.” And pretty hot, now that Pax was looking at him up close. The costume was terrible, but it did good things for his muscles. “My powers don’t control people, silly. I’m just a really good singer.” “R-really?” “Yeah, really,” Pax lied. He ran his hand down the Swashbuckler’s chest now, all the way to his navel, where he stopped. The mask was starting to grow a bit of a problem in his hot pants there, but that wasn’t Pax’s power either. “I’m going to go now. Please don’t tell anyone you saw me?” “Um, okay?” “Thanks. Oh—I liked your costume better back when you were First Matey,” Pax added, because he had. “You should think about going back to the briefs, the cameras would love your thighs now that you’re all grown up.” A blush. “I’ll…think about it.” “Sounds good. I’ll see you around, Swashbuckler.” “See you around, Siren.” Not if Pax had anything to say about it, he wouldn’t. As Pax walked past him and out onto the balcony, Swashbuckler called after him. “I like your new costume! The leather pants before looked uncomfortable.” “They were,” Pax confirmed, preparing to climb to the roof, lifting one leg nearly to his head to get onto his rope ladder. “You have a cute butt—and a cute everything else.” Blushing under his paint, Pax blinked at the Swashbuckler, took in his costume again. “You might want to put that anchor away before you sink,” he muttered, not sure what else to say. No, he could think of one thing. “You’re pretty cute too, Nate. Don’t tell anyone you saw me and maybe we’ll chat again.” And, not sure what he’d been thinking, Pax raced up to the roof and disappeared into the night. ***** Isaac/Daniel, First Time (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes This prompt and the next one (which were the same prompt) both come from an AU I was prompted to come up with where the characters are all actors on a TV_show. So here we have the actors playing Daniel and Isaac getting together in their downtime. Prompt: "I know the prompts stopped getting sent a while ago, but can you do first time in the TV show AU with Isaac and Daniel or Sam and Henry?" by an anon, based on this_prompt_list. --- “I find it really cute that you stopped wearing underwear, you know.” Isaac blushed, gave Daniel a nervous chuckle as he let Daniel slide his jeans the rest of the way down. “Acting requires dedication,” he said, grinning down at Daniel. “You learned three kinds of martial arts, I gave all my boxer shorts to the Goodwill.” “The things we do for our characters,” Daniel said, kissing Isaac’s thigh as he got the pants the rest of the way off, leaving Isaac naked underneath him. “Though really, you shouldn’t have given them away. You should have waited until the show got popular, sold them to yours. Preferably without washing them, they’d have paid more that way.” Isaac’s gut twisted in shyness. “I don’t need to encourage the weirdos,” he said. “Got plenty enough people who want to fuck me without making it worse.” “Can you blame them?” Daniel asked, climbing up Isaac and hovering over his face, dipping down for a kiss. Isaac kissed back, his shyness replaced mostly with warmth now. He’d waited for that for a while. “Look at you, you’re edible.” “You going to eat me, then?” Isaac challenged. “You bet.” Daniel leaned down for another kiss, and this one lasted a lot longer. Isaac put his hands around Daniel, pulling him closer, feeling their bare skin against each other. “God,” Daniel muttered when he stopped for air, nosing Isaac. “I’ve been waiting for this.” Isaac frowned at him. “What? Why didn’t you say anything?” Isaac had been pursuing Daniel for months. He’d been pretty convinced Daniel only liked him as a friend, given that Daniel had slept with five other people in between now and when Isaac had started using his ill-gotten seduction powers on his teacher. “You’re not shy normally.” “Cause you’re special,” Daniel said, kissing Isaac again, sliding his hips against Isaac’s. “You’re not a name on a list. I was waiting for you to be ready so you wouldn’t think I was just trying to fuck you.” “You are trying to fuck me,” Isaac remined him. “Yeah, but like, with emotions and stuff. It’s different.” “Aw…” Isaac teased, but that made him genuinely happy. He’d been a bit worried about that. “I like you too, Daniel.” A chuckle, a kiss. Daniel’s hand reached down, grabbed Isaac, warming him up. “So I’m not just a name on your list either?” “I don’t have a list.” Daniel frowned, lifted his head. “You…don’t?” “No?” Isaac looked up at him. “Should I?” “Well…no, I just assumed you did. You’re kind of, you know. Flirty. With everyone.” Daniel was flushed now. “I just thought…” Isaac laughed. “I’m an actor, Daniel. I donated my underwear to charity and started flirting with everyone. I kind of figured that was enough without hounding all the dick in town.” Daniel blinked. “You…made out with Nicholas at the Emmys!” That had been mortifying for both of them. “That was a publicity stunt.” Daniel stared at Isaac now, obviously stunned. “I…thought it was real. It looked real.” “I’m an actor?” “A really fucking good one.” “Tell that to the asshole who won my Emmy.” “Wow, my life is upside-down suddenly,” Daniel muttered, shaking his head. “Huh. Well then. Not that I mind, I like being part of a more exclusive club.” Isaac grinned, pulled Daniel back down for another kiss. “You’re the founding member.” “W-wait, seriously?’ Daniel asked, swallowing. “This is your first time?” “Yeah,” Isaac smiled. “I’ve faked it enough times that I think I know the basics, though.” “You should have told me! I’d have made it more romantic and shit instead of making bad dick jokes and wearing my show-themed boxers.” The show-themed boxers had been kind of hilarious. “What, you’d have made good dick jokes?” “And worn my silk boxers,” Daniel confirmed. “And bought you dinner at a classy restaurant and had rose petals and a violinist and like, you know, hearts on the ceiling or something.” “Is that how you lost your virginity?” Isaac asked. “Well, no, I lost my virginity in the back of my dad’s car in a mall parking lot at three in the morning,” Daniel admitted. “But I…you’re special. I should have made it special.” He sounded upset, actually. Isaac kissed him again. “It’s special because it’s with you. But if it means that much to you, we can get dressed and have a do- over.” Isaac was hard and ready to not be a virgin anymore, he didn’t want a do-over, he wanted sex. But he didn’t want Daniel to look unhappy. “Oh, God,” Daniel said, kissing back. “I don’t deserve you, you’re perfect. You’re really okay with it like this?” They’d had mac and cheese for supper, Daniel’s cat had sat on Isaac’s lap during Justice League while they’d thumb-wrestled over which of them would get to blow Jason Momoa first (Isaac had let Daniel win, he know how much it meant to him) and now they were about to have sex in Daniel’s bed, which had a lot of pillows in it, something Isaac found breathtakingly cute. “I love it like this, Daniel. Tonight was great.” Daniel ducked his head a little, taking a breath. When he looked back up, his confident smile was back in place. “Well then. If you’re happy, I’m happy, and I know how to make it even greater.” Hand back on Isaac’s hard-on, he grinned, kissed Isaac’s cheek. Isaac arched his back a little, already liking Daniel’s hand there. “Show me.” ***** Henry/Sam, First time (nsfw) ***** Chapter Notes From the same prompt as the last one--I interpreted it as Henry and Sam's actors shooting their first sex scene in the TV show (industrious readers might recognize Sam's dialogue when the cameras are rolling), since the actors are just friends. “The first time I got caught touching myself,” Sam said as he unlaced Henry’s pants in a practiced motion that didn’t look practiced, “the next day there was a girl in my room.” Sam touched Henry through his smallclothes idly, playing with him before making to push them down. “Which was very thoughtful of my father, but I was always afraid to tell him that I wanted a boy instead. Ah, fuck, what the hell? Henry!” Henry couldn’t help it, he burst out laughing as his boner hit Sam in the face. “Sorry,” he managed, meaning it. “Sorry.” Still, he snickered. “You’re not supposed to be hard! I’m raping you here. Stop liking it!” “Cut!” The director called, and the cameras pulled back from them a bit. “Sorry,” Henry called, laying back against the wall. The lights came on and he winced a little as they hit his eyes. “Sorry. I’d say it was my fault, but he’s got a mind of his own.” “You hit me in the face,” Sam accused, wiping his mouth. “Hey, I’m chained to a wall. Whose fault is it that his face was in my crotch?” Henry asked. “Well, I didn’t write the script.” “Stop screwing around, guys.” “Yeah, Sam,” Henry said, smirking and giving Sam a gentle kick. “Stop screwing around and get screwing. Also, pull my pants up. It’s weird to just sit here with it all hanging out.” Sam snorted, but reached over and started to put Henry back in his clothes. “Awfully forward of you since we don’t know each other that well.” They didn’t, but Sam was already one of Henry’s favourite people after the few weeks of getting read to shoot their first episode together. “Yeah, well, you’re going to be touching my dick on TV for a good while, so we may as well just get used to it, yeah?” Henry had seen some of the simulated sex the other actors on the show did for their scenes, and they were really realistic, and looked even moreso on screen. He was glad that most of their scenes in this season took place in near- complete darkness because the show didn’t want to have graphic rape in every episode. There was just enough light to get the impression of what was happening, though apparently the planned to completely cut the lights for some of the more intense scenes that would happen later on. Still, they’d been warned that if the show continued on, their characters would be going at it under the lights just like everyone else someday. No point in worrying about a little contact now, as far as Henry was concerned. “You say that now, but when I come in your bed at night to sell your bodily fluids on the internet, it’s all ‘no Sam, that’s weird,’” Sam muttered, fitting Henry back into the smallclothes and lacing up the old-timey pants he had on. The costumes department for this show was really top-notch. “That reminds me, come hang out tonight,” Henry suggested. “We’ll get pizza.” “Sure. I’ll bring that album I wanted to have you listen to.” “You two ready to go again?” The director asked. “Henry’s still boned up,” Sam reported, though he didn’t check. “Give him a minute to pretend he doesn’t love me.” “But I do!” Henry insisted. “You’re my heart, my soul, my very world, Samson.” “You’re nothing to me, just a quick lay and some free pizza.” “Never promised a lay, never promised I was paying for the pizza.” “Oh, I get how it is. Can we swap out my trick knife with a real one? I think it’s more realistic that way.” “Well, there goes my boner,” Henry griped. Sam grinned. “Am I good or what? Hit the lights and let’s go again, I’m ready to get my creep on, and I’m starting to realize how much Henry deserves it.” ***** Edwin, How to Power up a Knight ***** Chapter Notes Today's prompt was 'strange game mechanics' so I gave Edwin video game armour that makes him level up under the right circumstances. :) “Isn’t this kind of…a lot of armour?” “It’s training armour,” Erik told him, as Edwin finished strapping himself in. “Right,” Edwin nodded, getting the last of it in place and looking at himself in the mirror. His shoulders were covered entirely, and from there the armour went down his sides, leaving open space across his chest so as not to impede his breathing, and meeting in the middle halfway down his belly, where the armour ran down in a straight line fitting between his legs in a cup that held him very firmly in place, and then stopping. Aside from the straps around his waist, his shoulders, there was nothing on Edwin’s back, nothing on his legs but metal boots, nothing on his arms. Edwin flexed a few times in the mirror, deciding if he liked it. Not that it mattered whether he liked it, since it was his armour now. Still, he couldn’t help but glance over his shoulder at Erik’s, which didn’t have the plate running down the sides, just the shoulder pieces and the steel below the belly and the cup. Someday Edwin would dress like a proper knight. “If you’re done admiring yourself,” Erik said, heading for the door. “Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” Edwin muttered, flinching a little when Erik gave him a friendly slap on the ass on the way by. “Hey.” “Good for you. Powers the armour.” “What?” Edwin asked, following him out into the hall as they headed for the training yard. Erik smiled. “The armour’s magic, or it’s got some magic in it. Makes you faster, stronger, all that jazz. But you have to help power it up.” “With…a slap on the butt?” Edwin asked, not sure he was buying that. He did feel a bit lighter. “Among other things,” Erik said with a shrug, leading Edwin out into the training yard. There, Edwin joined his friends and looked out at the other knights. “Do you ever feel really overdressed?” he asked. Ty was touching his toes and looked up at Edwin as he came over. “Don’t even get me started. How are we supposed to move in this?” “Once we get better they’ll upgrade us,” Leo said, on the ground doing the splits. Edwin sat with them to stretch too. “Can’t have us getting stabbed before we’re fully trained.” “At least not in the bad way,” Ty added, giving Leo a pinch. “Useful that there’s nothing back here.” As he reached behind his head, doing his own stretches, Edwin frowned, looked down at his armour. It was really snug, had had no give in a few vital places. And that was when Edwin figured it out. The armour didn’t get powered by the slap on the butt. It was powered by Edwin’s reaction to that, which was…going to be extremely limited as long as he was wearing it. They’d been given armour that fed on sexual frustration. “Oh, boy,” Edwin said, leaning back and looking up at the sky. There was nothing to be done about it. Just had to prepare himself for the inevitable. At least he’d get a lot stronger. “This is going to suck.” ***** Sam, The King's New Clothes ***** Chapter Notes Here we have Sam, rocking his evil king outfit. Sam didn’t give a damn about appearances, but he’d been told repeatedly that they were important, so for his first public appearance as king, Sam dressed the part. He liked the idea of the boots more than the boots themselves. Hitting his mid- thigh, they’d been a pain to sit through the lacing of, and the two-inch lift on them seemed like a good idea to give him an imposing height, but just made him feel wobbly when he walked in them, and hurt his feet a little. He knew he’d feel powerful once he figured out how to move without feeling like he was going to fall over. And maybe once he’d found a way around this little chafing problem. he had up at the tops. They were going to need to be lined with something softer. The velvet shorts he was wearing were so short they needed a more hyperbolic word. Really they were a pouch for the royal package and not much else, but being a tiny piece of fabric away from exposure made it clear that Sam had nothing to fear, so he wore them proudly. He wasn’t afraid of anything. They could look all they wanted. There were belts criss-crossing his chest. Sam wasn’t sure what the point of those were, and they itched against his bare skin, but he tolerated them for the effect they would give. The leather gloves were studded down the backs of his hands and had pointed fingertips that gave the impression he had claws. He wondered if they were sharp enough to cut skin. The coat, now Sam like the coat. Sam never wanted to wear anything but this coat. Sweeping on the floor behind him, the coat was heavy and made of smooth leather that Sam liked running his fingers over. It whispered when he moved, gliding through the air on his body. He’d take the whole rest of the ensemble off and just wear the coat, but apparently that would send the wrong message. People who could see were really too stupid to live if they thought that the way a person looked defined what they could do. But since there were more of them than there were of Sam, he played their game, dressed like a king. There was a whip clipped to the side of the coat, which Sam hoped he could use someday. Just because it seemed fun, even though his magic was just so much more practical. Sam stalked back and forth across his room a few times to get a sense of how to walk in all this. When he was ready, he had Henry escort him to the throne room. He hadn’t gotten much of a sense of Henry’s attire from touching it, but it seemed to be mostly a lot of leather straps, many of which were connected to the collar on his neck, so Sam approved. He didn’t care anyway. The doors to the throne room were pushed open—both of them, kings didn’t go in only one door—and Sam strode down the length of the room, liking the hush that fell, the fact that his boots clicking on the floor was the only sound. There had been a carpet before that had been torn up in the battle, but Sam was going to tell them not to replace it. Hips swaying back and forth as he strutted, Sam smirked. Yes, this felt good. This had been a good decision after all. Sam knew the length of this room just fine. When he reached the dais, he ascended, then turned, letting the coat turn with him in a way that had it flaring out behind him for a moment before he sat, crossing one leg over his knee as he waited. A moment later, someone put the crown on his head, and Sam leaned against the arm of the throne, resting on his elbow. To the people arrayed in front of him, Sam smirked and said, “Kneel for your king.” ***** Theodore, High Society, High Fashion ***** Chapter Notes I didn't want to put Daniel in something skimpy for consent reasons (plus his usual outfits are skimpy anyway), so here's Theodore doing fashion instead. Sitting on the bed in his long shirt as Theodore finished dressing, Daniel was profoundly grateful that he didn’t have to go to fancy rich person parties, because just helping Theodore dress for his had been exhausting. The only solid piece of fabric Theodore was wearing was a sleeve between his legs, held in place by a thin string tied around each thigh. The sleeve was folded in on itself a little for some extra fabric—both to give the illusion of greater girth and to provide more room if some anatomical thing happened that required it. After that, Theodore’s outfit had consisted of nothing but sheer pieces of fabric that had been hard to handle without tearing and had to be harder to wear. He had bracelets and rings on his arms and hands, covered by a thing layer of white that hid nothing on each arm. A second layer covered that, a wrap that went around his back. A tunic of a different, darker but still sheer, fabric covered his chest. What Daniel supposed could be called pants was three different pieces of clothing. One stocking for each leg, very tight and in danger of tearing with every movement, and what Daniel could only think of as a skirt wrapped around the waist, a greenish fabric that may as well have not been there but gave the impression that Theodore was dressed. He wore soft slippers on his feet but no other protection. “You keep staring, Daniel.” Daniel smiled, looking up at Theodore. “I’m sorry, Master. I’ve never seen clothes like this before.” A chuckle. “No doubt. A holdover from a time when people of status just couldn’t gather without someone getting killed.” Theodore held out his arms. “There is simply no way to hide a knife in all this, now is there?” Daniel had to admit, even he wouldn’t be able to sneak a weapon anywhere dressed like that. “And of course, I can’t wear any armour, indicating that I feel perfectly safe in my host’s home,” Theodore added. “Do you?” “No, but that’s what guards are for. Finally, the fabric is very expensive and difficult to keep intact, so only wealthy people can wear it. Status symbol and political statement all in one.” “I didn’t know clothes were so complicated.” All Daniel knew was that Theodore was wearing a see-through outfit out in public, and it was apparently necessary and important that he did. Go figure. “I shall teach you about the politics of clothing sometime,” Theodore said, looking himself over one last time in the mirror. “Remind me when I get back to tell you about the masquerade balls of old, where men were masks and nothing else.” Daniel smiled. “Was there a good reason for that?” “What better way to show you have nothing to hide?” Theodore smiled. “I shall go now. Don’t stay awake, I’ll be quite late.” “Okay. Goodnight, Master.” “Goodnight, Daniel.” In a swish of sheer fabric, Theodore turned to leave the room. Daniel watched him go, thinking that the whole lot of fabric he was wearing somehow managed to show more than if he’d just been in nothing at all. ***** Wally, Hiding in Plain Sight ***** Chapter Notes This prompt was guys with animal ears and tails, so instead of sticking ears on one of the characters, I instead took the opportunity to introduce a new character who I think you guys will like. So here's Wally. Wally loved the Night of Spirits. It was a dusk-to-dawn carnival of music and lights and drinking and Wally wasn’t really in to any of those things normally. But this was a festival, it was fun, and Wally got to dress up, or dress down, as it were. When else could Wally go outside and mingle with everyone in town wearing fuzzy dog ears on his head, wagging a furry tail behind him as he moved through the crowd, rubbing against people in the crowded streets? With those and the fur on his forearms and calves, the grey animal pelt belted around his waist, Wally didn’t need anything else because he looked the part of the werewolf and nobody expected werewolves to wear pants. Not that almost anyone wore pants on the Night of Spirits—everyone was dressed up in some costume, which usually entailed a little clothing as people could get away with. Some very drunk and confident people even found they could get away with none when they tried hard enough, though Wally would need to have some drinks before he got that confident too. For now, the animal pelt—which was just a small fox fur, its head directly in the center of Wally’s pelvis, covering only the bare minimum for public decency—was his friend. Ideally, Wally would find someone to be his replacement friend for the night, and then he could do his favourite party trick of opening the fox’s mouth to reveal the prize inside. Wally danced for a while with two guys dressed as old-time warriors in leather thongs, nipple piercings and war paint, but they got distracted by someone much more confident than Wally in green body paint. Then he shared a drink with someone in a cape of feathers, but the guy fell asleep before Wally could ask for a look under the cape. Rubbing his cheek with the back of his hand, Wally wasn’t discouraged. There were plenty of people here having fun. “Nice ears!” Wally turned, grinning toothily at the guy who’d approached him, a dark-haired guy who also had wolf ears on his head, though his were obviously held on by the string tied around his chin. He also wore fur on his arms and legs, some on his chest and around his waist, a limp tail sticking out at the back of his pelt. “Thanks,” Wally told him, grinning. The guy had gone full werewolf for his look, he even had fake paws on his feet and a dog nose on his face. “I like your nose.” That got him a grin. “How are they staying on? How’d you get them to look so real?” The guy pressed closer to Wally, sharing his space. They looked so real because Wally wasn’t dressed up. The Night of Spirits was the one night when he didn’t have to dress up, in fact. Dress up as a human. “Family secret,” he said, letting his fangs show. “Aw, come on,” they guy said, patting Wally’s chest. Wally resisted the urge to lay back on his belly with his arms and legs in the air, asking for more rubs. “Us werewolves have to stick together!” He even howled for good measure. Wally howled with him—instinct—and then laughed. “Tell you what,” he said, putting an arm around his new friend and pulling him towards the nearest bar. “Buy me some drinks and I’ll think about it.” Wally loved the Night of Spirits. ***** Travis/Joey, Compromise Is Key ***** Chapter Notes Monster boys day! So here is everyone's favourite clothes-hating dragon. “I’m not wearing clothes,” Joey insisted. “You have to,” Travis told him, holding up a small pair of shorts. “Just this, that’s all. It’s not so bad.” “It’s stupid.” Joey crossed his arms and looked away. “People all look the same naked, why do I have to hide?” “Because you just do!” Travis insisted. “Joey, you can’t just be out there swinging around for everyone to see. You need to wear something.” Travis was wearing something. A shirt of light chainmail, sleeveless and with a low-hanging neck that let a decent amount of his chest breathe, it came down to just his thighs, keeping hidden everything that was supposed to be hidden, though every once in a while the wrong swinging angle and the wrong shifting of the chain would make possible a little peek, just a little. Travis couldn’t afford other clothes and it was too hot for them anyway. “Just this,” he said, holding up the little shorts that were too small for him. “No,” Joey insisted, shaking his head. “You shouldn’t wear that either. You should just go the way you want to. You’ll be happier.” “I’ll also be in trouble,” Travis insisted. “And I’ll have people staring at me all the time.” “And you think those shorts will stop people staring at me?” Joey asked, tilting his head forward a bit. His horns were pretty obvious, curling over his head. As he spoke, his scaled dragon tail swished back and forth agitatedly. “I think they’ve got better things to look at than what’s between my legs, Travis.” “I know,” Travis said, tone pleading. “But this is just how it works, Joey. Please, you have to cover up at least a little. It’s not that I want you to. It’s just that that’s how the world works.” They had a staring contest for a good minute, and Travis started to irrationally wonder if dragons blinked. Had he ever seen Joey blink? He couldn’t remember. But Joey sighed, shaking his head. “Fine. I’ll cover up the parts that humans are so afraid to see.” “Thank you,” Travis said, holding out the shorts. He was relieved. Joey shook his head again. “I’m not wearing those.” “Then what…” Travis was getting a headache. Joey smiled, and lifted his tail. He wrapped it halfway around his waist before wending it between his legs, then around one thigh to keep it there. When he was done, his junk was hidden behind his tail, his commitment to modesty beyond reproach. He stood there with his arms crossed, leaning a little to one side, and smirked at Travis. “There. Hidden enough for you and the rest of human society?” Travis looked at Joey carefully, walked around him in a circle. It was possible to see a bit of him from the back if he looked, but that was the fault of anyone looking, now wasn’t it? When he got back to the front, he nodded. “Okay,” he said. “Fine. As long as you can keep your tail like that, you’re fine.” “Good,” Joey said, smiling normally now. “Human conventions are stupid.” “I know.” With a sigh, Joey shook his head. “Come on, then, let’s go so I can see this stupidly modest society of yours myself.” ***** Franz, Alien Customs ***** Chapter Notes Credit to my partner for coming up with the idea of an outfit held up by an erection to parallel the idea of a ladies' outfit held up by the boobs that we've all seen too often. “Are we sure,” Franz asked, trying as hard as he could to hold still, “that the north is a real place? On our world? Have I accidentally gotten engaged to a princess from another planet?” “We’re pretty sure we’re still on the same world, yes,” Boey deadpanned, clipping part of Franz’s outfit in place. “Hold still.” “I’m holding still.” “You’re fidgeting and it’s making this harder.” Franz snorted. “I’m just saying, if Gabrielle comes to this party and has tentacles or her skin is green or something, I’m not going to be surprised.” “In this story, you’d be the one with green tentacles, since it’s her planet we’re on.” Franz sighed. “I guess. How does anyone dress like this?” “It’s traditional northern formalwear,” Boey reminded him. “It emphasizes strength and virility.” “Is that what it does?” “Yes, now shut up and let me strap on this last part—again. And let me remind you…” “Not to get distracted, I know.” Franz let out a sigh. “There’s got to be a better system than this.” “We could get you a prosthetic.” The outfit, if one wanted to call it that, was a series of silk straps that crossed the chest, emerging from a ring over Franz’s sternum. They were pulled tense around his body, where they tied together between his shoulder blades and were pulled down to join another series of similarly taut straps that ran up his legs. Those two wound together in between his buttcheeks, branching out there and wrapping around his waist, where they connected to a swatch of silk that covered Franz’s erection—and he had to be erect, pulling the fabric out from his body to keep the straps tense. If he softened up, as he had when he’d tried dressing the first time, the straps got loose, stopping pulling on the piece on his back, and the loss of tensile power everywhere made the outfit literally fall apart. Northern formalwear emphasized strength by forcing him to stand with his shoulders squared and his back muscles tight, showing off his musculature, and emphasized virility by virtue of making it impossible to wear the whole ensemble if one couldn’t stay hard for an entire evening. The gala was meant to last at least six hours. Fortunately, after the first wardrobe malfunction, Boey had tied a nice ribbon around Franz to keep him encouraged, and he’d had a cup of tea with some herb in it that was supposed to help with this problem. “No,” Franz sighed, waving his hand. “I wouldn’t want to look weak. Your tea and ribbon should do the trick, Boey. I do not understand northern fashion. We may as well be on a different planet.” “We may as well,” Boey agreed, fitting the last piece in place and standing up, patting Franz’s shoulders. “Look at you, then. An alien prince, all dressed up like a human.” Franz rolled his eyes. “Get me another cup of that tea, just in case.” ***** Pax/Nate, The Perilous Ocean ***** Chapter Notes My second most common request after werewolves is something with tentacles. And fortunately that was the prompt for today! So here are some tentacles. “What does it want?” Pax asked, slashing at a tentacle with his knife. It recoiled, but there were so many more. They were under attack from some weird squid. Or a collection of squids? There were a lot of tentacles. And they had an agenda, from what Pax could tell. They were trying to grab him and Nate and do…something with them. Pax had already been grabbed twice and Nate three times, and they’d just barely managed to get away. “I don’t know—dammit!” Nate shouted as he was lifted off his feet by the tentacles, which hefted him into the air and started undulating up his legs. “Nate!” Pax tossed a knife into the nearest tentacle, and they dropped Nate with a thud, but not without payment. With a tear, Nate’s pantleg stayed up there, wrapped in the tentacle. It took most of the fabric with hit, leaving Nate in just a scrap of decency. “Stop getting grabbed!” “Sorry, sorry,” Nate grumbled, picking up his cutlass. He was without a shirt from escaping another tentacle, and that pantleg had been his last one. The tentacles weren’t trying to undress them, Pax was sure, it was just a coincidence that Nate was in a scrap and Pax had had lost his shirt. Just as Nate said that, Pax was grabbed from behind, and with a dignified yelp he was lifted off the ground, a tentacle wrapped around every limb to stop him from moving. “Pax!” Nate ran forward, trying to hack through the tentacles to rescue him, but they made a fight of it, trying to grab him. Pax struggled, trying to get away, as more tentacles wrapped around him, sliding up his pantlegs. “Ah…” He arched his back as they slid up, a few more touching his chest. What did they want? Why was this happening? It was probably just some wild animal acting on instinct, he tried to tell himself even as he was sure it wasn’t. There was something else going on here, something strange. The tentacles slid higher and higher, covered more and more of Pax’s body, and even as he started to feel thoughts that weren’t his telling him it felt nice, Pax shook himself out of it, flipped the knife in his hand and slashed at the tentacle holding him, making it let go. He used that knife to free himself from the others, and fell to the ground in a graceful ripping of fabric as the tentacles destroyed his pants, leaving him in just his smallclothes. He quickly joined Nate, and the two of them stood back to back, weapons out. “We’ll have to cut a path through them,” Pax said, pointing to where he thought they looked thinnest. “Right. I’ll follow you.” Pax nodded, and he charged. They had to get out of here, get back to the ship. The tentacles kept trying to grab them, to do God knew what, to keep ripping their clothes off. Pax decided not to think about what would happen when they ran out of clothes. ***** Owen, Dragons, Interspecies Politics ***** Chapter Notes Here's some fantasy sexual dimorphism (not to be taken too seriously as canon, though lady dragons are bigger than dude dragons). “Please just try not to be rude,” Joey said as he led them into the cave. “Remember that they’re not human and they do things differently from you.” As Owen nodded, Gabrielle spoke. “We’ll remember. You don’t have to worry about us.” “I wasn’t worried about you,” Joey muttered, looking at Owen. Owen held up his hands to show how empty and innocent they were. “I wasn’t planning on bringing it up.” “Yes, you were.” Gavin said, crossing his arms. “Was not.” “Don’t,” Gabrielle said, pointing at him, her armour—the full suit, for best effect, even in the heat—clanking as she moved. “Don’t mention your hobbies.” “I wasn’t going to,” Owen insisted. “Unless they get uppity.” If they did, mentioning that he killed dragons liked flies—okay, particularly big flies—might be helpful, Owen thought. Clad in his smallest, thinnest armour—a leather thong and two small pieces of armour on his arms–in order to minimize heat-related issues if it came to a fight, Owen was prepared to throw down with a cave full of huge scaly monsters. Joey sighed, the end of his tail twitching where he had it wrapped around his leg. “Just don’t say anything to the matriarchs. Let the princess talk.” “Good plan,” Gavin said, giving Owen a pointed look. He was dressed for the heat too, having ditched his shorts entirely and going with just a cloth band tied around his waist. “Okay, okay.” With a hesitant nod, Joey led them into the cave, which was huge and full of dragons. There were four of them, taking up the whole massive cavern, waiting for them. They were the size of buildings, with heads that Owen could stand in, looking down at them through slitted eyes, fangs and horns and claws all curving wickedly and dangerously, the room full of fetid breath and a low rumble. Owen figured he could take them if he had to. “Which ones are the matriarchs?” Gavin asked Joey. “All of them,” Joey muttered, waving. “Honoured matriarchs,” Gabrielle said, bowing. “Thank you for allowing us this audience.” “And welcome to our summit, human princess,” one of the dragons rumbled. “We understand you have a request of us.” “We do.” “In that case, this is a matter for women. The little one will take your attendants to join our men while we speak of important matters. They will not be harmed.” “Very well,” Gabrielle said, not even looking back to see what Gavin and Owen thought. Joey had warned them that this might happen. With a nervous smile, Joey jerked his head towards a small opening on the other side of the cave, and led Owen and Gavin that way while Gabrielle and the matriarchs waited for them to leave. They were led through a low tunnel that had a light at the other end. “Male dragons don’t participate in decision making,” he told them as they walked. “God, Gabrielle’s not going to want to leave,” Gavin said, in front of Owen. Owen expected to see more dragons when they emerged into the smaller cave, and he did, but not in the way he was expecting. Instead of huge, scaled beasts, the cave here was full of naked, pretty men with horns and tails like Joey, chatting and mingling and wrestling but definitely all mostly human shaped. “They…look more like us than I expected,” Owen muttered. Gavin slapped his arm. “Don’t be racist.” “I know, I know, but…” he waved around, then waved behind them. “They don’t look anything like the female dragons?” “They’re not human, Owen, they don’t have to conform to what we think people ought to look like.” “But…how do they…” Owen made a gesture with his hands. “That’s a bit rude to ask when you don’t know them, hm?” Joey asked, leading them over to a small gathering of dragon guys. “Come on, I’ll introduce you. Feel free to take your armour off if you want to get comfortable. Everyone’s friendly and these meetings usually take hours.” ***** Sully/Bartholomew, Monster Pride ***** Chapter Notes I'm always down for a chance to do Sully and Bartholomew interacting. Even if it is scantily clad. There had been hesitation, at first, to accept it. To accept that they weren’t human anymore, that they were something else. A lot of them had worn illusion spells for a good while, worn a lot of conservative clothing that hid the parts of their bodies that had transformed, grew hair over horns, tucked tails into pants, covered claws with gloves, didn’t smile to hide fangs. Power had come at a cost for all of them, and though they’d asked for it and paid it willingly, it was a cost some of them weren’t comfortable with. But there had been a gradual shift, a push to accept who they were, to accept what they’d become. And Sullivan was glad for that. He was glad that he was finally content enough to let his horns show, to not hide the tattoos that started on his face and went all down his body, carving red lines through his jaundiced skin right to the soles of his feet. His ears were pointed and his eyes were snake-like and that was fine with him. It was going to take monsters to win this war. Sullivan was a monster and he was proud of that. He didn’t even have it the worst off, he still looked largely human. Not all the others could make that claim, their skin hardening like stone or their faces disappearing under tusks or other protuberances, limbs lengthening or shortening or multiplying, half or total transformations into bestial forms. But all of them were starting to accept who they were, accept what they were, and that was good. When the sling had come into fashion among them, Sullivan have been one of the first to start wearing it. A little piece of fabric with two loops of string that went around the legs to keep it in place, it only hid just over half of what it was supposedly meant to cover. Sullivan generally wore his over the bottom half, letting the top of his piece be exposed for people to see. What did he care if people saw him? This was who he was. Sullivan had never felt more powerful or confident than he had since he’d started wearing it. He’d even modified his to make it a bit smaller, just because it made him feel that confident. Not everyone had taken up the trend as quickly as Sullivan had, and he understood that. Which was why, one day when he’d spotted Bartholomew from behind—full on, wearing nothing but some loops of fabric on his legs—Sullivan had yelped with something like glee and ran to jump on him, arms wrapping around Bartholomew’s neck as he landed between Bartholomew’s wings. “Look who’s finally stopped being all stuffy!” “Get down, Sullivan,” Bartholomew muttered, blushing a little as Sullivan openly peered down to see how his sling fit him. He’d tried to stuff as much of himself in there as he could, which was going to lead to something falling out later but for now just made an impressive bulge. “I was starting to stick out by not wearing it is all. I still think it’s silly.” “That’s just because you’re still worried what people are going to think of you,” Sullivan teased, pinching Bartholomew’s mottled cheek and refusing to get down. “Don’t be. Everyone’s going to love it.” “Yeah, yeah.” Bartholomew was still red in the face—or as red as his face got now that it was all parchment-like—and stopped trying to get Sullivan down. “I’m not carrying you to the meeting.” “Of course you are, dumbass,” Sullivan told him, nestling in, pressing against Bartholomew’s back and wrapping his legs around Bartholomew’s waist. “Stop fucking around, you two,” Cameron’s voice said behind Sullivan, and unfortunately, Cameron’s voice was followed by Cameron, as if often was, standing there in her floor-length ball gown of red silk, looking at the two of them impatiently. She always looked to Sullivan like everyone’s angry grandmother combined into one person. And also combined with every terrifying warrior ever birthed in the world. Sullivan got down, clearing his throat. “Sorry,” he muttered. “I’m sure,” Cameron drawled, breezing past them to the meeting room while Bartholomew glared at Sullivan. She’d spotted Klaus and was headed towards him. He was wearing the sling too, his wiry body on display in all its skeletal glory. He actually looked kind of good for a hundred-and-sixty-year-old man, Sullivan thought. His jaunt on Bartholomew’s back had moved his sling so some things had popped out, and Sullivan fixed them unselfconsciously, giving Bartholomew a friendly slap on the butt as he went by. “Come on,” he said. “Wear your monster with pride and let’s get to work.” ***** Gabrielle, Sudden Change of Equipment ***** Chapter Notes The theme for this one was 'genderbending,' but eh, so I did this instead. “What the fuck is this?” Gabrielle demanded, gesturing at her chest, her voice deeper than she wanted it to be. “I think you should ask what the fuck isn’t that,” Gavin teased, and Gabrielle didn’t have time for him to tease her today, so she punched his shoulder. “Ow! No need to get all aggressive and punchy.” “I think there’s a really good reason to get all aggressive and punchy,” Gabrielle countered, glaring at him. “My armour doesn’t fit anymore, which might be because suddenly I have a dick.” Gavin grinned at her. “And yet if I went around telling everyone my genital structure, I’d get punched for that too.” “Shut up.” “Also I have one too, and I’m not aggressive and punchy.” “I am,” Owen added, helpfully. “It’s just a spell. I’m sure we can get it reversed, or it’ll wear off or something.” He was looking at Gabrielle thoughtfully. “What.” “Nothing. You just look a lot more like Gavin than before.” Gabrielle fixed a glare on him. “Stop imagining a threesome or I’ll castrate you myself.” “Consider that line of thought ended.” She kept the glare in place for a minute longer, just to make sure that Owen was serious. Only when he looked worried for his life did she nod, turn away and sigh, trying to adjust her suddenly ill-fitting armour. Gavin was grinning at her again. “What?” “You can’t dress like that,” he said. “I can dress however I want.” “Sure,” Gavin agreed, nodding. “But if you dress like a lady while you’re a man, people are going to wonder. And I assume you want to keep this a secret.” “First of all, still a lady,” Gabrielle said, punctuating that with a slap to the head. “Secondly, shut up.” “But I’m right.” “Yes,” Gabrielle sighed. She hated when Gavin was right. “You’re right. I can’t let people find out about this. I’ll need a disguise until it gets sorted out.” “You can be our new travelling companion,” Gavin said, nodding. He turned to Owen. “She’s closer to your size than mine. Lend her a spare set of armour that’ll fit her?” “Sure.” “Hold the fuck on. I’m not dressing like that.” Gavin blinked. “Why not? It’s how men dress.” “I know, but it’s…” Gabrielle paused. She couldn’t say objectifying, or demeaning or sexually provocative, because that would let the two of them in on the conspiracy that men weren’t supposed to know about. “Fine,” she muttered, trying not to blush. “Give it over. And you’d better have washed it, I’m not wearing anything you sweated on.” Owen grinned at her now and dug in his bag, coming up with a small metal plate on a chain and some gauntlets and a sword belt. The benefit of male armour, Gabrielle supposed, was that it was possible to carry a few different sets, and it didn’t take long to put on. “Here you go. Cleaned it yesterday.” “Thank you,” Gabrielle said grudgingly, taking it and turning to go. “Where are you going?” “To change,” Gabrielle said, trying to sound patient. “Where?” Gabrielle paused. Leaving this room would entail people seeing her. “Fuck.” “It’s okay,” Owen told her. “You don’t have anything we haven’t seen already.” “I hate both of you. You’re planning to torture me until this wears off, aren’t you?” “Yes,” both of them said, nodding in unison. With nothing else for it, Gabrielle sighed and started to change clothes right there. As she pulled on Owen’s spare armour, Gabrielle looked down at herself and figured that at least she looked good. ***** Owen/Gavin, Identical Is Relative ***** Chapter Notes Totally 100% identical team uniforms! It wasn’t like Owen was going to complain about the outfit. First of all, it had been free. And second, Aria was requiring them all to wear the same uniform if they were going to take this bodyguarding job she’d arranged for them all. It was the kind of job, she’d told them, where they needed to look professional, that meant they had to look like a real team, which meant uniforms. The uniform was a bit more than Owen would have liked, but it wasn’t so bad. Black boots, a pair of tight shorts—very, very tight, Owen was worried about bursting a seam if he moved the wrong way and not at all worried that anyone who saw him was going to misjudge his size based on his bulge—a short jacket worn open over nothing that cut off at the belly. There was even a jaunty little hat to be worn sideways. It looked good, which was its main function, just that if they had to fight in it Owen wasn’t sure about it holding up. But hopefully that wouldn’t happen, he figured, strapping his sword on and nodding at himself in the mirror before setting out to join the others. Gavin was in the hallway waiting for him, dressed identically but for the bow strapped over his back. The shorts were just as tight on him, which meant that Aria must have had them sized. Impressive attention to detail. “Ready?” “Yeah. You look good.” “I know.” Gavin grinned. “So do you, for being so overdressed.” “I’ll live.” Gavin nodded, and the two of them headed downstairs, Owen keeping an eye on Gavin to make sure he didn’t fall, and for that reason only, not at all because of the way Gavin’s hips swayed and his muscles moved in those shorts. When they got downstairs, the others were already waiting for them. Dennis, dressed just like them. Aria, Cleo and Deatra, similarly uniformed in their long pants, heavier boots, full-length coats sweeping the ground, buttoned up to hide the armour they were wearing underneath. “Took you two long enough,” Aria told them. “Sorry,” Gavin said, smiling. “Owen always takes forever to get dressed. He has to admire himself in the mirror for a while.” “Hey.” “Let’s just go,” Aria said, waving them out. Dressed as uniformly as a team could be, the six of them went to work. ***** Ron/James, Merchandise Rights ***** Chapter Notes Sexy figurines! “Oh my God, look.” “At what?” “At that! They have figures!” “Figures?” “Of us!” James said, pulling Ron over to the shelf. He’d dragged Ron out on one of his ‘co-star friend days’ which seemed to entail wandering into random stores and spending a lot of money. “You have to stop getting excited every time you see merch from the show,” Ron told James, following him over. “No, I don’t,” James said, peering into the display case. “It’s really hard to stay unrecognized when you squeal about how much something looks like you every fifteen minutes,” Ron pointed out. “Okay, first of all, bad boy. Second, I don’t squeal, and third, this doesn’t look like me, it looks like you, see?” Ron sighed, peered into the case at the figure. It did look like him. A lot like him. Enough that Ron was trying to remember if he’d modeled for a figure. “They…really went all out on me not having any clothes, wow.” He knew fans were into that, but wow. “You’ve got a little leaf there, see?” Ron thought it could be a bigger leaf. “What is that pose?” he asked, frowning and turning his shoulders a little to try and imagine doing it. The figure was standing with its legs spread, half turned at the waist, pecs bulging a little more than Ron’s really did (a lot more than Ron’s really did), eyes trained on the viewer. “I don’t…think a spine can bend like that?” “You could if you tried,” James said, peering at it. “Wow, they even got your hair right.” Ron scowled, not sure why a naked figure of him was so fascinating. At least, he saw, looking at the price tag, it was four hundred dollars. Which was insane, but okay. “There’s one of you too,” he said, pointing. Then he looked properly, and frowned again. “Those sure are some short shorts you’ve got on.” “Have I ever dressed like that on the show?” James asked, looking. “And there’s a whip made out of—is that chokevine? Wow, the detail. I want a whip. How come I never get to whip you on set?” “I don’t know, ask the director.” The way the figure was posed, James was in a near-split, holding up the whip, smile on his face. “I don’t think you’re that bendy.” His statue, Ron noticed with a triumphant grin, was three hundred and eighty dollars. “Hm.” Ron knew James well enough not to like that ‘hm.’ “What?” James had his phone out, was grinning at Ron. “Do the pose the figure is doing. I want a picture.” “No!” Aside from the fact that Ron would kill himself trying to stand like that, it was silly. “Come on, it’ll be good press,” James said, cajoling. It would be, Ron had to admit. “Only if you’re going to do it too.” James cocked a smile. “Deal. Actually you know what, it’s more realistic if we dress like them. Take your clothes off.” “Sure…” Ron started to do what James told him—undressing on command was habit—then he stopped. “I can’t strip in a store, you jackass!” James giggled. “I know. I was just seeing if you would. I’m going to buy them. We’ll do the photos at home.” “I’m…” “Too late, you already agreed! Hey,” James said, flagging down someone who worked in the store. “I want to buy these two.” Defeated, Ron just let him do it, hoping James would forget by the time they got back to his place. He didn’t, but it turned out to be damn good press. ***** Sam/Henry Sex Sells Soundtracks (Among Other Things) ***** Chapter Notes Struggled a little with a sexy album cover idea until I realized that TV shows have soundtracks and I have a TV AU. “Lean forward a little more.” “Like this?” Sam asked, putting a bit more weight on his left leg. “Yeah, that’s better. Hold that.” Sam did as he was told, hearing the clicks of the camera go off. “You’re still peeking out a bit, can you lean forward some more?” “I can,” Sam said, grinning. “I’m not sure how much more Henry can take of me leaning forward.” “I’m fine,” Henry said from the floor, voice a little strained. “You say that, but you say it in the same tone you always use when I’m hurting you and you’re too macho to pretend I’m not,” Sam told him. “I’m fine,” Henry insisted. “It’s only my potential future children you’re hurting.” Henry was laying naked on the floor with Sam stepping on his junk, Sam’s foot providing Henry’s only coverage from the prying eyes of the camera. Sam was nude as well, and was trying to lean in such a way as to hide behind his thigh without actually hurting Henry. “This would be easier if one of us could wear pants,” Sam muttered, trying to adjust his stance. “Every soundtrack cover has this theme. We’d have to reshoot and re-release all of them with clothes if we let you wear pants,” the photographer very patiently told Sam. “I know, I know. How’s this?” he asked, finding a position that felt good. “That’s better.” There was more clicking, a lot more this time. “Okay, that looks good. I just want to get some more under different light.” “Yep, okay. I’ll just…stand here. On my buddy’s crotch. I’m fine.” “More pertinently,” Henry said from the floor. “I’m also fine.” “Nobody cares about you,” Sam assured him. “Everyone watches the show because they like it when you suffer.” “Good, then we’ll tell them all the story about how filming this actually ruptured a testicle.” “Two seconds ago you were bragging that it didn’t hurt,” Sam told him. Henry chuckled. “Who said it hurt?” “You’re insufferable.” Sam was used to stuff like this by now. As much of the promotional imagery for the show as possible was shot with carefully censored nudity. They’d appeared covered only by each other’s hands and feet on DVD covers, posters, advertisements, merchandise, all kinds of junk. Henry claimed it was embarrassing to walk into a grocery story and suddenly see himself naked on the cover of a magazine, but Sam couldn’t relate. “Could be worse,” Henry said conversationally as the photographer fiddled with the lighting. “Yeah?” “Edwin had to stand there in front of Erik while Erik cupped his junk from behind. They kept having to reshoot because you know.” “I know,” Sam said, because he did. Individually both of them were very nice people who Sam liked. Together they were the most obnoxious people on set because of their stubborn refusal to just get along like humans. “I wish I’d been there for that.” “It was hilarious, went on for like an hour.” “Alright, I’m ready to go again,” the photographer called. “Try to look like you’re in pain.” “I guess it’s time for acting,” Henry said, smirking with his voice. Sam sighed, pressed down harder. Just to make the album cover more realistic. ***** Owen/Gavin, Same Old Story ***** Chapter Notes For the role reversal, since the whole story is based on the idea of a dude in distress, I just did a Gavin and Owen reversal. Owen wasn’t sure what to think. He’d started to worry that nobody would ever come rescue him from the dragon, and that he’d just have to resign himself to a life of sitting with piles of treasure in some cave and eating deer that the dragon brought for him. It wasn’t too bad, but it wasn’t the castle and he was pretty sure his parents were going to be upset if he didn’t come back. He’d tried to escape, but every time he did the dragon growled at him, and it wouldn’t let him go near anything that was a weapon. Owen had thought maybe he could wear it down over time, lull it into a false sense of security or something, but that had turned out to be unnecessary. When the blonde guy had shown up, Owen had figured he was toast. Human toast, that was. He wasn’t even wearing armour, just regular hunting gear, and he was armed with a bow. A bow and arrow, against a dragon the size of a house. No matter how cocky he’d been that he was going to win, Owen hadn’t figured him for having a chance. But, well, here he was. Dead dragon, living hunter. He was scraped up from the battle with the dragon, cheeks shining red from the heat. His shirt had been burned off except for one sleeve, showing off his nicely muscled chest. His pants too had suffered damage in the battle, with only one pantleg remaining—on the opposite side to the intact sleeve—and that shredded below the knee. The wrecked side of his pants was gone all the way up, the waistband the only part that had survived. One more half-inch and the dragon would have had those pants completely off. Whatever smallcothes the hunter had been wearing were ruined too, and Owen could see just the barest hint of what they were supposed to be keeping in place, about to fall out of what remained of the pants. The other side was intact, but with heavy rips that left a good amount of skin open to the air. When the hunter had had his back to Owen before, Owen had seen that almost the entire back of his pants were ruined too. He still had his funny hat, though, which had a feather in it. And one boot, though it was singed. And his bow, but no arrows. “Oh,” Owen said, when he realized that the dragon was dead. “Oh?” “You’re…alive,” Owen said, blinking. He cleared his throat. “Thank you for slaying the dragon, noble warrior. I’m Prince Owen, and the kingdom owes you a great debt.” “Aw, thanks,” the hunter said, grinning. He gave Owen a mock bow. “I’m Gavin. Glad you’re safe, your Highness.” “As am I. Whatever you desire as a reward for your bravery, it will be granted to you,” Owen promised. Gavin had the look of a commoner to him, so he probably wouldn’t want anything that grandiose. Some gold, a small fort or something. Some noble’s daughter as a wife. “Anything?” Gavin grinned. “You sure?” “Of course, like I said, I owe you a debt.” “In that case, I think I’ll go for the classic reward, assuming that’s on the table.” “The…classic reward?” Owen asked, frowning. “You know. Slay a dragon, Rescue a prince, get a kiss. Get something else.” “You want…sex?” Owen felt himself blushing, wishing that Gavin wasn’t so attractive and battle-torn. “I mean, only if you’re down for it, obviously. Don’t feel obligated. I just thought, hey, I’ll ask. You’re hot, and killing a dragon is horny work. If you don’t want to I’ll make do with piles of gold or something.” “No, I…” Owen swallowed, not sure what he was about to get into. “I think your preferred reward can be arranged.” Gavin grinned. Owen wasn’t sure what to think, but if nothing else, he knew nothing but good was going to come of this. ***** Isaac, Nicholas, Fundraising ***** Chapter Notes All-male sexy car wash! Isaac's class was saved further objectification by virtue of the prompts being mostly sfw. “That’s a dumb idea.” “It’s a great idea, It’ll raise lots of money, who wouldn’t come to that?” “Not everyone is as gay as you.” “Maybe not, but some people are women, stop being so sexist.” That was how the conversation had gone when Isaac had suggested the dorm run a car wash as its fundraising initiative for the year in their annual attempt to beat the girls’ dorm’s ten-year winning streak. The opposition, to be fair, had been less to the car wash and more to his suggested uniform. Isaac had wanted white briefs and nothing else. Almost everyone else had thought that was too scandalous for a fundraiser, and though Isaac didn’t see anything scandalous about underwear, they’d eventually compromised on a white t-shirt and shorts for everyone instead. Isaac had put up a fight to keep just the briefs under the t-shirt, but even that had been deemed too much. It was fine, he’d made up for it by just not wearing underwear at all under the shorts, and had managed to convince a few other guys to do the same. And in the heat, about half the guys had taken off their shirts anyway, so that was a plus. Isaac hadn’t yet, liking the way it clung to him when it was wet, liking that it showed without telling, liking that people whose cars he was washing were looking at him. Thank goodness there was a ready supply of cold water around to help with any problems that might, ahem, arise. Isaac leaned as far as he could over the hood of the car he was doing, glancing through the windshield to smile at the ladies inside. They waved at him, and Isaac waved back, smile widening as he climbed up onto the hood—hot, ouch—to wash the windshield itself. He washed in circles, taking his time, before getting up on his knees and leaning forward, pressing himself against the windshield to wash the roof for a minute. Which meant he had to wash the windshield again, but nobody had ever said the point of a car wash was to wash cars. The ladies looked very happy as Isaac got down, and Isaac was very happy too. He sauntered over to the bucket of water and bent over, back to the car, washing out his rag and dancing to nonexistent music as he did. “You almost done over there?” he called out to Nicholas. The response was a rag hitting the back of his head. “Done,” Nicholas said back, coming around the car. He was one of the ones who’d taken his shirt off, and Isaac thought that if they took a break together, he’d probably be able to talk Nicholas out of those red briefs too—the shorts were just as see-through as Isaac had hoped—and get him to just the shorts. “You done doing your stripper routine?” “What stripper routine?” Isaac asked, picking up the hose to rinse the car off, spraying Nicholas with it because he could, and grinning. “I’m just washing cars here.” Nicholas gave Isaac a friendly shove and Isaac laughed, going about hosing down the car. He patted Nicholas on the butt as he went by, then winked at the ladies in the car while Nicholas just sort of stood there with his arms crossed, looking all stoic and handsome and possibly not noticing just how much cling he had going on at the moment. Isaac didn’t plan to tell him. When he was finished, Isaac handed the hose off to Nicholas and leaned down by the driver’s side window, grinning inside. The window rolled down, and Isaac said. “All done here. You ladies have a good day.” “You too, and thanks. I’m sure you and your…friend did a great job.” Isaac beamed. “We both know our way around a hose. See you!” That got him more tittering, and the ladies drove off. Nicholas, to his credit, waited until they were out of range before spraying Isaac with the hose. Isaac relished the opportunity to cool off, and let it happen. “Stop saying stuff like that to people.” “Nope,” Isaac said, waving the next car in the line forward. As the ladies left the parking lot, they stopped to put a tip in Garrett’s box by the gate, though they’d paid on the way in. “I’m trying to raise money here, Nikky. And it’s working.” ***** Ron/James, A Very Flexible Model ***** Chapter Notes In which Ron finds out that he's the subject of a lot of James's more creative drawings. “Can I look at these?” James nodded, didn’t even look up from his drawing pad. “Sure.” He’d asked Ron to just sit there and be drawn, not posing or doing anything special, just ‘natural, the way you are.’ Ron wasn’t sure what that meant, but he figured that meant ‘sit there naked and dick around for a while until I get bored,’ which was fine with him. But then his phone had died and there was nothing else in reach, so Ron was kind of sitting here in limbo, wondering how long James planned to draw, knowing it was a long time because James could do nothing if not fixate, and he’d probably only stop when he was hungry. Since the only thing in reach was a box of drawings that James had under his chair, Ron had picked that out. With James’s permission secured (he had perpetual permission, but that didn’t stop him from asking every time, just in case James had pictures he didn’t want Ron to see), he opened the lid and pulled out the stack, taking a look at the top one. It was mostly sketches of him, Ron saw, a blush creeping across his face. He knew James drew him a lot, but he hadn’t realized how often. His face at different angles, his torso, never clothed. As he got deeper into the box, he found more drawings of himself, still never clothed, and this time not just busts. That was fine, it was what James was drawing right now. Ron wasn’t afraid to see his own dick in pencil on a page. Though as he got deeper into the pile, it got to be less innocent pictures of Ron standing there and more…creative. James had posed Ron a lot in his pictures. Flexing his muscles, turned back towards the page, leaning back a little. As Ron rifled through the pile, he came to realize that there was an organization to it. James had arranged the sexier pages to be at the bottom. He was only about halfway through, and every picture was obviously meant to emphasize his muscles (which Ron wasn’t sure he really had), or his groin area. He was hard in a good amount of them now, too. Ron must have made a noise as he rifled deeper, looking at some pictures of him facing the camera despite his backside being on full display, one of him touching himself while leaning back way too far, one of him sucking his own… “Oh! No, no.” Ron looked up, saw James staring at him. “No, you weren’t supposed to look at those.” “You said I could.” “I didn’t look to see what you were asking about. Those are…” James was flaming red in the face. “Your porno drawings of me?” Ron asked, holding up a picture where he was rather impressively fingering himself while holding himself up with his other hand. Obviously mortified, James nodded. “Sorry. I meant to tell you I’d done them, but I…” “I’m not mad. I think you think I’m bendier than I am.” “I was practicing my anatomy.” “Well, you were practicing my anatomy,” Ron said, smiling. He was flattered, actually. If a little embarrassed. “I’m just saying…” He came to a picture, showed it to James. “I like this one.” “Me too.” “You can see my buttcrack and my dick in it.” Ron frowned, trying to figure out how he’d have to stand. “I…” he got up, flexing a little, turning his waist a bit, bending backwards. “Hm…” “I don’t expect you to actually do it,” James said, biting his lip. “I don’t think I can do this pose in your sketch,” Ron said, bending farther until his hands touched the ground, turning a bit sideways. He lifted up his left leg to give him a bit of a tilt. His back ached, but he was pretty sure James could see both like this. “How’s this?” James watched him carefully. “Wow, I never thought of that pose. You can see both…” He looked down at his sketchbook, turned to a clean page. “Hold that pose for a while.” “Guess you weren’t overestimating my bendiness after all.” “You shouldn’t have shown me this,” James said, sketching furiously. “I’ve got a lot of ideas and now I know you can do them. Don’t move.” Ron’s back was sore by suppertime, but James got a lot of good drawings out of it and he wasn’t bored anymore, so they were both happy. ***** Cal/Wes/Mick/Sully, Job Hazard ***** Chapter Notes Gotta love sexy clothing damage. Cal hadn’t expected gremlins. They were small and wimpy but numerous and armed with pokers, and when they swarmed the team out of nowhere, it was enough of a problem to be called a problem, if not an emergency. “Careful, guys,” he said, drawing his sword. “They’re more dangerous than they seem.” “How dangerous can they be?” Sully scoffed, taking out his knife. “They’re six inches tall.” And he stepped forward, aimed a kick at the nearest gremlin. Five more gremlins jumped on him. “Fuck!” Sully batted them off, stepping back, a hole opening on the leg of his shorts from one of their pokers. “Oh, it is fucking on, you assholes.” The gremlins ran and leapt and poked at them, doing their very best to bring Cal’s team down. Nobody got too hurt, but that didn’t mean there was no damage. Holes were torn in Wes’s pants, and one of the straps on his codpiece snapped. Mick’s stole and smallclothes were torn. Cal lost the button on his coat and almost all of one sleeve, and the garter holding up his left boot snapped, forcing him to step out of it or trip, and his loincloth got an opening right below what would have been a very bad place to get poked. Sully was the one they were mad at and he got the brunt of it, his boots torn, his vest shredded and left hanging off one arm, his shorts cut wide open in the back and front both, a small scrap persisting in front to cover him, which Cal thought was a small miracle. By the time they’d dispatched with all the gremlins, they were tired and sweaty. Cal wiped his forehead, looking around for damage. Nobody was too badly hurt, thank God. Wes was trying to figure out a way to wear his codpiece with only one strap, and whatever he came up with there was going to be shifting that gave a little peek at what was underneath. His pants were torn up and down, covering about a third of what they’d covered before. He had dirt all over his chest and face. Mick’s stole was hanging kind of uselessly around his neck, his war paint smeared, and he was trying hard to shift what was left of his smallclothes in a way that would cover his front at least. Sully was half- hanging out of his shorts but sighing with not much to be done about it; his armbands were gone and his boots were a mess, his vest in pieces. Cal was barely keeping one boot, and his loincloth would keep him covered as long as he didn’t do squats. He took off his coat and handed it to Mick, to gratefully tied it around his waist. “Who come I don’t get the coat?” Sully asked, glaring. “I’m worse off.” “You picked the fight,” Cal said, though the fight had already been picked by the time Sully had done his thing. “Anyway, you’re fine. We’re okay. That could have gone a lot worse.” “Not sure what we’re going to do if something else like that happens,” Wes muttered, finishing his adjustments. “Gaining a healthy appreciation for the breeze?” Cal suggested, shrugging. “Let’s worry about that when we come to it. Let’s keep moving, it’s not far now.” Battle-torn and weary, they kept moving. ***** Owen and team, Strip Down to Fight Cancer ***** Chapter Notes A friendly charity game between Owen's school and Isaac's. “At least it’s not raining.” “Yeah, we won’t freeze.” “I was thinking it would make the paint run,” Gavin mused, blowing on Owen’s back, touching him lightly. “There we go. All uniformed up.” Like every other guy in the locker room, Owen was all uniformed up in cleats, knee guards, a white jockstrap and some blue paint with his last name and number on his back, about to go out on the field for their charity game against St. Sebastien’s. The game was to raise money for kids with cancer, and their team had incentivized people to donate money by agreeing to take play with part of their kit off for every twenty large they raised. Owen had figured at worst they’d play shirtless for the day, but nope. He didn’t know if it was because everyone was generous or because they were perverts, but they’d managed to raise fifty-five thousand dollars—which was awesome, but meant that honour now bound them to play without their shorts either. At least, Owen figured, they’d fallen five grand short of the next twenty. That would have been…interesting. There had been a big surge of donations in the last few days after the coach had managed to get the other team to agree to strip off too and make it even, so everyone was in their jock and it was totally the rich kids’ fault. “Alright, let’s go!” Warren called out to them, and the team started filing out onto the field, where a huge crowd greeted them, cheering as they emerged. The camera connected to the big screen focused on each of them in turn, and Owen grinned when it was his turn, flexing a little, waving to the camera. The crowd cheered some more. Owen could get used to this. The other team filed out after them, to more cheers, in black jocks and yellow paint. They looked markedly less confident than Owen felt, and only a few of them struck poses for the camera. They were going to lose so bad. Two teams of half-naked soccer players arrayed themselves on the field, and the whistle blew, and the game started. Owen mostly forgot about being mostly undressed as he played, running circles around the guys on the other team, bumping shoulders and legs and chests with them, the crowd enjoying that by their cheers. One guy on the other team got a penalty for grabbing the strap of Ashton’s jock and nearly exposing him on camera. By the end of the first half, the score was three-nothing and Owen was pretty sure that only one of those numbers was going to go higher. “God, you guys could let me do something,” Gavin complained as they all headed to the locker room after the first half, the coach waiting for them. “I’m bored as hell out there.” “You’re lying,” Evan accused. “You’re ogling Owen, you’d be useless if the ball came your way.” “I am not!” “He’s ogling all of us, don’t think he’s not,” Owen said, earning a red-faced Gavin and a slap on the arm. “Alright boys,” the coach said, waving them all over. “There’s not much to this. You’re playing well, keep playing well. You all have a decision to make.” “What kind of decision?” Warren asked, arms crossed. “More donations were coming in during the first half,” the coach told them. “A lot of them. You’re up to sixty-four thousand, now.” A silence fell over the locker room. The players all looked at each other, and at the only piece of equipment they had left to take off. “Other team says they’ll follow your lead on it,” the coach added. “I think everyone would understand if you decided not to follow through. But it’s up to you.” They all looked at each other for a second, not sure what to do. Of course, it was Gavin who broke the silence, with a wide grin as he reached down for his jock. “Come on, guys. We’ve got a second half to play, and we’re out of uniform.” They’d made a pledge. Honour bound them to follow through on it. ***** Hans, The Mysterious Vanishing Pants ***** Chapter Notes Taking the magically vanishing clothes prompt as an opportunity to introduce a new character or two! Hans admitted to being nervous. He’d never been entirely comfortable around magic and such forth, and so being dispatched to investigate ‘strange happenings’ near the Flaming Plains was not his favourite assignment ever. But as his queen commanded, so did Hans do, and he led a troop of twenty soldiers, plus the queen’s favourite wizard Ronaldo, down to the site of these strange happenings, hoping that they weren’t so strange after all. But, well. Trees were upside down, rocks were hollow, the roads twisted and turned and went nowhere, and the air was full of invisible insects. “What are we dealing with, Ronaldo?” Ronaldo shook his head, hands waving around in some magical gesticulation that wizards were fond of. “A rogue wizard, I assume,” he said, sighing. “A powerful one.” “More powerful than you?” Hans was not going into battle against some crazy wizard if Ronaldo was going to be useless. He liked his internal organs internal, thank you. “No, I don’t think so. I’m sure I can handle it. Judging by the magic in the air, I’d say he or she isn’t far, perhaps just up that hill.” He pointed at a nearby hill that seemed to be tilting somewhat to the left, and Hans sighed. “Onwards, then.” He directed the troop that way, hoping they weren’t all turned into caterpillars. At the base of the hill, they dismounted, and proceeded up it on foot. The air was rippling with magic that was perceptible even to Hans. Ronaldo was prepared, hands out to strike with magic if they were attacked. Hans’s shirt disappeared. “What the…” he looked down at his bare chest, wondering where his shirt, his armour had gone. He looked at Ronaldo, only to find the wizard standing there without pants, his coat and shirt and loincloth all that was covering him. “What’s happening?” “We’re under attack,” Ronaldo said, looking around. “But I don’t understand why…” All around them, Hans’s soldiers’ armour was disappearing, seemingly one piece at a time, eliciting chaos. “The only thing to do is find him,” Ronaldo said, looking up to the top of the hill. “And stop him before he makes something important disappear.” Hans’s pants vanished, and he thought that something important was about to disappear, but he nodded gruffly, waving for the men to follow him up the hill at a near-run. By the time they reached the top, very few of them, Hans included, could boast more than a loincloth to his name. Clad in nearly nothing, Hans held up his sword, prepared to do battle. Sitting on a petrified tree stump was a boy in big coat, knees huddled up to his chest. He looked up at them, scared. The air was rippling around him. Hans’s sword disappeared. “What the devil…” “Not a rogue,” Ronaldo said, stepping forward. “Just untrained. He can’t control his power. I understand now.” “What will you do with him?” Hans demanded. He was a bit miffed about the sword disappearing. He’d liked that sword. “Train him,” Ronaldo said. To the boy, he smiled. “Don’t be afraid, I can help you. What’s your name?” The boy blinked, the ground underneath him painted in white and red stripes now. “Ignatius. Don’t come any closer. You’ll disappear.” “No, I won’t,” Ronaldo assured him. “I know about your power. I can help you, I promise.” “Can you help him get our clothes back?” Hans asked. “No, I’m afraid those are gone. We’ll all just have to live with it while we make our way back home.” Live with it, Hans thought, looking at himself, at his soldiers. A fine lot they made now, traipsing around in their loincloths. “This boy owes us an apology.” If he’d known he was going to end up being stripped out in the open, he’d have eaten less chicken for the last ten years. “This boy is going to be the most powerful wizard in the kingdom. I’m sure he’ll make it up to us.” Hans sighed. “At least nobody died,” he muttered, turning around. “And at least the kid’s fully clothed, so hopefully it won’t seem weird when we bring him with us. Let’s go.” Hans just hoped that Ronaldo could get the kid’s powers under control before anything else vanished. ***** Daniel and company, The Best Pranks are the Simplest Pranks ***** Chapter Notes A rejected Magic Meat March drabble that only got rejected after it had been written, so here it is anyway. Marcus was fidgeting outside Daniel’s door when he came out of his dressing room. He was always done first out of the four of them, and Daniel understood that. He himself always needed a bit of time to stop acting since his character was so mentally difficult, Hugh liked to take long showers after filming and Simon liked to stay in his dressing room and fret that he hadn’t done well enough in his scenes. Marcus always waited for them to finish so they could walk out together, but he didn’t always fidget, so Daniel punched his shoulder, joining him at the wall outside their co-stars’ dressing rooms. “Pants on backwards?” he asked, since Marcus was mostly adjusting his jeans. “No, I…” Marcus made an agitated noise. “I think I’m wearing your boxers?” “Hm.” Daniel could believe that. He’d probably left a pair or two at Marcus’s house in their time hanging out, it happened. “I didn’t think they were that bad this morning, but suddenly they’re too small.” Daniel stuck out his tongue. “Not my fault you got dressed in your sleep. Let me see.” “Let you see?” “Let me see if they’re mine,” Daniel said, shrugging. They filmed for a few hours every day with no pants on, it really wasn’t that big a deal. “You planning to collect?” Marcus was already unbuttoning his jeans, though. “No. Just curious to see if I could make you pull down your pants in the hallway.” “Of course you can make me pull down my pants in the hallway,” Marcus muttered, giving an eye roll as he did just that. “The whole world’s seen me without my pants on, who cares if the janitor does too?” As Marcus lowered his jeans to his knees, Daniel frowned. “Those are my boxers,” he confirmed. “Told you, you think I don’t know what my friend’s underwear looks like?” Marcus winced. “Hold on, let me say that again but not weird.” “No, I mean…” Daniel leaned in, looked closer at the blue pattern. “Those are the boxers I was wearing this morning.” And, Daniel noted, they looked better on Marcus’s larger frame than they did on his own. Marcus raised an eyebrow. “Then…what are you wearing now?” Now, that was a good question. Daniel undid his belt, pushed his khakis down to his knees, revealing the green and white starred boxers that he’d put on without thinking as he’d changed. “Um…I’ve never seen these before?” Which was, in itself, kind of impressive. “What do you mean you’ve never… Simon’s dressing room door clicked open, and they both looked up as he came out, frown on his face before he even saw them. “Did one of you guys…oh, there they are,” he said, pointing at Daniel. “Why do you guys have your pants down and why are you in my underwear?” “We’re solving a mystery,” Daniel said, gesturing for Simon to open his pants. “What are you wearing if these are yours?” “I don’t know,” Simon said, doing as he was bid. “This pair was with my clothes, but it’s not mine?” He lowered his pants as well, showing off a white pair of boxers, which sagged a little for being too big, and which Daniel recognized. “Those are Hugh’s,” Daniel said, glancing at his door. “Someone’s having some fun with us, I think.” “So what, Hugh’s going to come out of there with mine on?” Marcus asked. Even as he spoke, Hugh’s door opened and he came out in nothing but a pair of boxers and a t-shirt, pants in his hand. “Which one of you assholes…Simon, really? Didn’t think you had it in you.” “I didn’t do it!” “Those aren’t mine,” Marcus muttered. “I should hope not, but…” “No, I have Daniel’s, Daniel has Simon’s and Simon has yours. Whose are those?” Marcus demanded, pointing at Hugh. “I don’t know, but I want my clothes back.” “No,” Marcus shook his head, pulling his pants up hastily. “Because that sets off a whole chain of people taking off their underwear and I don’t have mine to take back yet.” Daniel looked at the three of them, then down at himself, then turned around to where the hallway bent around a corner. “Sam, Henry. Get the hell out here so I can kill both of you.” “Oh, seriously?” Hugh asked, sighing. To their credit, the two of them came out from around the corner immediately, giggling like idiots. “Surprise!” Sam said, and Henry did jazz hands. “I hate you, and I know enough martial arts to demonstrate how much,” Daniel told them, arms crossed. Sam just laughed. “Beat up the blind guy, real progressive of you.” “Don’t you two have jobs or something?” Marcus demanded of them. “Nah, we’re just here for the comic relief. And you should really congratulate us,” Henry said, nodding. “This wasn’t easy to pull off.” “Yeah, whose underwear am I wearing?” Hugh asked. “And where are mine?” Marcus wanted to know. “I want to know how you did it,” Daniel added, just because he was pretty impressed with the organization and sneakiness. Neither of them was even filming today. “No, we’ll get dressed first and tear down the wizard’s curtain after,” Simon said, poking Daniel. “But they didn’t just do this to us—they must have switched everyone on set.” Henry burst out laughing, and Sam was leaning against a wall to keep himself on his feet. “Where are…” “Not telling. You want to find out you’re going to have to get panting people,” Henry teased, hand on Sam’s shoulder. “I…” Marcus looked at them. “He thinks I’m not going to do that. You’d better believe I’m going to do that. Come on. Underwear hunt.” And he stalked off, taking Hugh and Simon with him, Simon quickly trying to do up his pants. “Come on, Daniel.” “I’m coming, I’m coming,’ Daniel said, shaking his head at Henry as he covered up. “You’re wearing his,” he whispered to Henry, and Henry nodded apologetically. Daniel grinned. “I’ll record as much as I can.” “We figured you’d be on our side in this,” Sam said, beaming. “Record with sound.” “Can do.” Daniel turned and followed after his co-stars as they went to unravel the great underwear swap. ***** Hugo/Rock, Gladiatorial Contest ***** Chapter Notes The prompt today was for sexy fighting, and I've had some gladiators in my back pocket for a while now that my partner convinced me to break out for this one. They weren’t in the big arena, the one that roared when the fight started. The smaller one just made a lot of discordant noise, but that didn’t bother Hugo. As he walked out in his show-armour, unbuckled helmet, leather shoulder and half-chest plate, exposed belly, belt attached to a half-skirt of leather straps that only covered his sides and left his backside hanging out and his leather thong exposed, he waved, smiled for the modestly sized crowd. The cheer intensified. Beside him, Rock was also waving, giving the crowd his best grin and making sure to turn around so his wave got all of them, and so all of them got sight of him. He was from the northern colonies, so they’d dressed him in a parody of his homeland’s warriors, a bear’s head for a cap, the fur coming down like a mane to his shoulders, bangles of bone on his arms, red paint across his chest and a small pelt tied around his waist with furry boots to match it all. Then they grinned at each other, making their way to the centre of the small arena. Both of them recognized this cheer. Nobody was here to see bloodshed today. They were here for a show, not a fight. Hugo and Rock were both showmen just as much as they were fighters, and neither of them had a problem with providing less than bloody entertainment sometimes. After letting the crowd brew for a minute, Hugo pulled out his dull short sword. “Let’s go, you big, dumb barbarian!” he shouted, knowing the lower seats would hear him. “Come at me, you puny little colonizer!” Rock shouted back, affecting a northern accent as he hefted his studded club with a cocky grin. “Your funeral,” Hugo muttered, running at Rock and starting the fight in a wash of cheers. The good thing about the show-fighting was that since Rock was the foreign barbarian, he would lose. The bad guy always lost. They fought, not for real but in the flashy way that crowds liked, the way that got them sweaty and just a little bit scuffed up, the way that made it seem like they were trying. After a few minutes, the energy of the crowd ebbed, though. “They’re getting bored,” Rock muttered, bringing his club down to smash in Hugo’s face in a telegraphed attack for Hugo to block. “Yeah, let’s do something exciting,” Hugo agreed, flexing his muscles to make it seem like he was straining. They broke apart and Rock aimed a swing at Hugo’s head that Hugo dodged in an experienced way that let his cap come off, eliciting a gasp from the crowd at the close save. In a crouch, Hugo smirked, lunged forward, carefully hooking his sword through the tie on Rock’s pelt so that when Rock sidestepped, the pelt opened, revealing that he wasn’t wearing anything underneath. Hugo came out on the other side of the lunge, pulled Rock’s pelt off his sword and held it up victoriously as the crowd roared approval. That roar increased as Rock leapt on Hugo from behind, one arm putting him into a choke and the other tearing his skirt away, leaving him in the thong. “Cocky bastard,” Rock teased. Hugo elbowed Rock in the gut and staggered forward when Rock let him go. “Crowds love to see the barbarian get humiliated,” he said with a grin, wiping his mouth. He dangled Rock’s pelt as if taunting him with it, then tossed it over his shoulder. “Who’s humiliated?” Rock asked, foregoing his club and leaping forward to grab Hugo’s arms, grappling with him. Hugo refused to go down like Rock wanted and they stood there, pushing and shoving each other, until a minute later Rock suddenly went low, got his arm around Hugo’s middle and hefted with a shout, tossing Hugo over his shoulder. “Put me down!” Rock smacked Hugo’s ass, carrying Hugo into the centre of the arena as the crowd hollered. Hugo still had his sword and he tangled it in Rock’s leg to get them to fall, but the pile they landed in had Hugo on the bottom, on his belly and it was easy for Rock to pin his arm and push his head into the dirt. “What are you doing?” Hugo asked him as Rock straddled him. “You’re supposed to lose, you’re the bad guy.” Rock leaned down while the crowd shouted at them. “Barbarians don’t play by the rules, Hugo.” ***** Edwin/Owen, Test of...Something ***** Chapter Notes The alternate (and slightly less sfw) version of the sexy fighting prompt that I almost went with. “This is stupid,” Edwin muttered, rubbing oil on his arm. “It’s what your prince commands.” “The prince can…” Edwin wisely stopped himself from saying anything else, shaking his head. He finished lathering himself up with oil, provided by Owen, and turned to face Owen, also all oiled up. Both of them had stripped down to their smallclothes for the wrestling match that was apparently part of the screening process to be on Gavin’s guard. Edwin didn’t know if he was supposed to lose or win if he wanted to get on, which meant he didn’t know what he was supposed to do to not get on. It was very stressful. Owen grinned at him. “Ready?” “I guess.” “You can start whenever,” Gavin said, sitting in a chair not far off, legs draped over one arm as he watched them. Gavin winked at Owen. Owen winked back. Edwin hated both of them so much. And then Owen hunched down, ran at Edwin. It was all Edwin could do to square his shoulders and meet Owen, but it was already too late and they were on the ground, rolling over on top of one another, sliding and slipping. Edwin couldn’t get any traction and Owen was heavier than him by a good amount, leaving Edwin little to do once Owen got on top of him. Still he tried, as Owen straddled him, smiling down at Edwin as he did. “You’re not going to give up that easily, right?” “Of course not,” Edwin grunted, using the oil to his advantage and managing to draw a leg up to his chest, kicking Owen in the belly to get him off. When Owen was on the ground, Edwin got to his feet, waited for Owen to do the same, and then darted around behind him, leaping onto Owen’s back. Unfortunately he slid, and Owen turned, managing to half-catch Edwin under one arm, getting in something like a headlock except around his chest. He then slid his hand down and hefted Edwin up, Edwin’s face ending up right beside Owen’s crotch, where he swore Owen hip-checked him on purpose before tossing Edwin to the ground and falling on him, taking the breath out of Edwin’s lungs. “That was a good move,” Owen said, as he lay on top of one of Edwin’s arms and tried to pin the other. “It’s not going to work twice.” Edwin’s right arm was pinned underneath Owen, touching fabric. He had a moment, a long moment of wondering whether pride was more important than winning, and he decided that it wasn’t. Edwin grabbed Owen through his smallclothes, squeezed hard. Owen grunted, recoiled automatically, and Edwin slithered away, almost getting up before Owen grabbed his leg, pulled him down and fell on top of him from behind, arm around Edwin’s middle and another keeping Edwin’s arm pinned behind his back. Owen reached down and Gave Edwin a return squeeze. In his peripheral vision, Edwin saw Gavin shift, watching them with interest now. “If that was what you wanted,” Owen said, breathing on Edwin’s neck, “all you had to do was say so.” Edwin butted his head back, managed to free his arm and was able to at least spin around, grabbing arms to grapple with Owen, the two of them writhing on the ground together. Pressing against each other, rubbing, grinding, grunting as they tried to best each other in combat. Edwin wasn’t sure which of them got hard first, but he assumed it was Owen and redoubled his efforts to move him. “What do you hope to accomplish?” “Trying…to…get you off…” Owen grinned. “That’s thoughtful of you.” Edwin’s face exploded in more colour than exertion could account for. “That’s not…that’s not what I meant. I meant get you off me!” “Hm.” Owen pressed down harder, not letting Edwin go anywhere. “Keep trying. We’ll see what happens first. And don’t forget.” Owen leaned down, mouth just on Edwin’s ear. “Your prince is watching.” ***** Everyone, Tan Lines ***** Chapter Notes Today's prompt was the beach episode, so I wrote an entire episode. Owen threw himself into a leap, fist extended, muscles straining as every part of him struggled to reach the volleyball. He hit it, kept it in the air, and fell flat into the sand. “Gavin!” “Got it.” Gavin was there, ready, and when the ball came his way, he hit it right over the net, right in between Edwin and Ty. “Ha.” “Oh, it’s one point, get over yourself,” Edwin muttered, trotting out to get the ball. “I think the ‘ha’ was more about the fifteen other points that one was tacked onto,” Ty told Edwin. Owen grinned as he stood up, dusting himself off. “Good hit.” “Good save,” Gavin said, smirking. “And you were worried the bathing suits would distract me.” Owen shrugged. A day at the beach with a bunch of guys in tiny bathing suits? Of course he’d been worried that Gavin would get distracted. “It was a fair thing to assume.” “As if I’m some kind of horny dog who gets distracted by the sight of sausage,” Gavin muttered, coming over and giving Owen a kiss. Owen narrowed his eyes, took in Gavin’s relaxed form, his tight bathing suit hugging him closely, his tanned skin a little shiny with sweat. Then he looked over at Edwin at Ty, talking strategy, flushed and out of breath, sand clinging to them in various places. And Owen got it. “Ah. You’re not distracted because you have a goal.” “Yeah.” Gavin slapped Owen’s chest. “Winning.” “No. Which one of them did you negotiate the stakes with?” It didn’t matter what the stakes were. The only thing Gavin liked more than winning was winning something. Gavin licked his lips. “Doesn’t matter. A few more points and we’re going to have our very own errand boys for the rest of the day.” Owen laughed. Edwin was going to be so pissed. But then, Edwin was probably the one who’d agreed to it in the hopes that it would be the other way around. “You’re insufferable.” “We make a good team, then,” Gavin said, snapping the front of Owen’s speedo. “You two done flirting or should we stop playing?” Edwin demanded. “We’re never done flirting,” Owen called, patting Gavin’s lower back as they both turned to face the net. “But we can still kick your asses. Let’s go.” — “It’s hot.” “It’s summer. We’re at the beach.” “I am aware of this information.” “And I’m aware that it’s hot.” James sighed, and he lay down on his belly, handing a bottle of sunscreen to Ron. “Do my back.” Ron took it, squirting the sunscreen onto James’s back, rubbing it in slowly. “Drink something.” “I will. You too. Can’t have you overheating in all those layers you’re wearing.” Ron chuckled, glancing down at his frankly skimpy bathing suit. Half his ass was hanging out the back and the front wasn’t much better. “I do feel oddly overdressed.” It was more than Ron wore when they were alone. “Feel free to take it off. I doubt anyone would mind.” James waved a hand. “Based on the vibe in the air, I suspect we’re going to see some dick by the end of the day anyway.” “You think?” Ron asked, looking around the beach. A lot of guys here, playing or sitting or swimming. He didn’t feel a vibe. “Is this one of those magical vibes, or a you had too much coffee vibe?” “Who knows.” James sighed, put his head down as Ron did his shoulders. “Just mark my words. Dicks everywhere by the end of the day.” “Not everyone here has one of those.” “I know. But that’s the majority. There might be other parts everywhere too.” James looked up at Ron. “Sunscreen yourself too and then when it sets, I want to go look for seashells.” “Okay,” Ron said, moving past the minimal fabric on James’s backside to his legs. “And I made us lunch, so we’ll eat after.” “Perfect.” James put his head back down, let Run rub him with the sunscreen. “I’m having fun. I know it doesn’t seem like it.” “I know you are,” Ron said, smiling to himself. “I’m having fun too.” “Good.” James nodded. “It’s hot, though.” “It is pretty hot,” Ron agreed, nodding as the sun beat down on them. — “Why is it so cold?” Cal glanced at Sully, rubbing his bare arms. “Because we’re in a cave.” They’d found an awesome one not far from the main beach area. “Should have brought a shirt,” Mick said, patting Sully’s shoulder. “You guys didn’t!” Indeed, none of them were in anything but their small bathing suits, Cal and Sully in their speedos, Wes in his low-hanging shorts and Mick in his tight short shorts. “Yeah,” Wes said, nodding. “But we’re used to it.” “You could have warned me!” “But we’re hazing you,” Mick reminded him. “Speaking of which, go and check out that weird pool,” Cal said, pointing up ahead of them. There was a pool of water that seemed to be glowing, possibly with algae. Cal didn’t want to step in a pool of algae. Not when they had a new guy for stuff like that. “Ew, no.” Cal grinned at him. “You’re the one who wanted to join our team.” “I know but…what if there’s like snakes in it or some shit?” Cal leaned in, thumbs in his wasitband. “Why do you think you’re the one checking it out and not us?” Sully looked from Cal to Wes to Mick, and he rolled his eyes. “Fine, God.” He stamped past Cal, towards the pool. “If I die, I want it carved on my tombstone that I hated you!” Cal chuckled, watching him with the other two. “There’s probably nothing there, huh?” “Probably,” Mick agreed, arms crossed. “Just some slippery algae.” “His feet are going to glow the rest of the time we’re in here,” Wes pointed out. “That’s handy.” Cal smiled up at the two of them. “Sorry, I dragged you both away from the beach for a cave.” Wes shrugged. “Caves are cool.” “And beaches are boring.” “And we like you, remember?” Wes asked, patting Cal’s shoulder as Sully dipped his foot into the pool. “I guess.” Cal grinned. “I do want to go treasure hunting on the beach, though. I brought my metal detector.” “Oh,” Mick said, frowning. “What?” “I wonder if there might be leeches in there.” All three of them looked up at Sully as he waded carefully into the pool. “Should we warn him?” “Nah.” “No.” Cal nodded. “He’ll be fine.” — “This is the worst,” Isaac complained, laying back on the blanket. Peter nudged him. “I think it’s pretty funny.” Isaac glared at him. “You’re not the one in crisis here.” “Hey.” Peter poked him this time. “I suggested you wear something different. You remember what you said?” “I said I thought it would be fun,” Isaac grumbled. “Yeah. You wanted to flaunt.” Isaac sighed. Flaunting he was, he’d bought what was essentially a G-string online and worn it to the beach today for fun. He really liked it, like the screaming green colour of it, liked how small it was. The problem was that now he was at a beach crammed to bursting with sexy guys whose almost uniformly small bathing suits were also crammed to bursting and Isaac’s sexy swimwear was comprised of not nearly enough fabric to deal with the fallout from that. There were sexy, mostly naked guys everywhere sweating and swimming and jiggling and dripping, suits clinging and hugging and showing off, and Isaac couldn’t look at any of them or he wouldn’t be able to fit into his own suit. “Oh, look,” Peter said, tapping Isaac’s shoulder. “What?” “Your friend Leo. He just spilled his drink all over himself.” “Fuck.” “It’s okay, someone’s wiping it off his chest for him.” “Peter.” “And that guy’s speedo is riding up a lot, you can pretty much see…” Isaac groaned, drowning Peter out as he started to have the very problem he was trying to avoid. Maybe he should just let it happen. People would think he was weird, but at least he’d be happier. It was an all-male beach anyway. Beside him on the blanket, Baker barked, and Isaac looked up just in time to see a frisbee land in the sand just beside him. And running at them like a bat out of hell was a huge mastiff, who was obviously very concerned that Isaac was going to steal his toy. “Oh, hell no,” Peter muttered, inching back a little. “It’s okay,” Isaac said, picking up the frisbee while Baker ran over to intercept the other dog, who easily outweighed him by ten times. He held up the frisbee, and the dog came skidding to a halt in front of their blanket, spraying them with sand but not colliding, at least. Baker was bouncing around him, trying to get his attention while the new dog focused on the frisbee. “You’re a good boy, aren’t you?” Isaac asked, patting his head. “Sorry!” A kid was running up to them, fortunately both in loose shorts and too young for Isaac to be interested, so it was safe to look at him. “Sorry,” the kid repeated, panting. “We were throwing it for him. It got away from us.” “It’s okay,” Isaac said, tossing the frisbee to the kid. The dog’s interested changed immediately. Baker was still trying desperately to get his attention. “What’s his name?” “Dragon,” the kid said, smiling. “I should get back.” “I think you’re going to end up with twice as many dogs as you came here with,” Isaac warned him, nodding at Baker. “That’s okay. We’re just throwing the frisbee in the water so Dragon doesn’t get hot.” The water. The water was cold. Isaac smiled. “Can I play? I’ll bring Baker.” “Sure!” The kid grinned, and nodded over to the two guys he was playing with, both a good amount older than him. “I’m Frederick.” “Isaac.” Isaac stood, smiling down at Peter. “I’ll be back.” Peter nodded, grabbing his book. “Have fun.” As Isaac trotted off to play with dogs in cold water, he chanced a glance around the beach. It looked like everyone was having fun. A lot of fun. He quickened his pace a little, trying to get to the cold water as quickly as he could. Then maybe he could have a lot of fun too. — Rowing was harder than it seemed, and Pax was glad that after this he was probably never going to have to do it again. “How far did you want to go out?” Pax asked, trying not to pant like some exhausted malcontent. But they were pretty far out from the beach now, and though the sun was still beating down, the ocean wind was also chilly and Pax was worried that much farther and his lack of shirt was going to become a problem. Many of the people on the beach were wearing very, very small bathing suits, which was okay for them. But Pax didn’t want to do that where there were so many people, so he was wearing a nice pair of shorts that were a good length. Nate could wear the speedo in this relationship as far as he was concerned. “I guess this is far enough,” Nate said, pulling back his oar and stowing it between his feet on the floor of the little boat. “Far enough for what?” Pax asked, looking back to the beach, which was very far away indeed. “What’s the point of coming all the way out to the beach with everyone if you’re just going to ignore everyone and go in a boat? Why did we go in a boat, anyway? Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy to spend time alone with you, but I’m just not sure about a boat as the medium for that. What if there are sharks?” “There are no sharks,” Nate assured Pax, patting his leg. “I just wanted to bring you out here for a bit.” “Out here? To the middle of the ocean? Why?” “We’re hardly in the middle of the ocean.” “We’re at least halfway to Portugal by now.” “I brought food, but probably not enough to get us to Europe,” Nate mused, fiddling with is backpack, fishing inside and looking for something. “Anyway. Now that we’re out here where nobody can see us, I figured you could, um, take your bathing suit off.” Pax blinked. “Sorry?” “No reason to be shy if we’re alone, right?” Nate straightened, and he pulled a little speedo out of the bag, holding it up with a smile. “You just look kind of uncomfortable in those shorts.” “Well…” Pax looked at the speedo, then at his shorts, then over at the beach, which was really quite far off. “There is a good bit of chafing…” “So take them off.” Nate grinned. “I feel like you’ve lured me out here under false pretenses,” Pax said, untying his shorts and slipping them down, taking the speedo from Nate and pulling it on. All with nary a rock to the boat, thank you very much. “Maybe. But the ends justify the means, right?” “Sometimes.” Pax did feel a lot better now. He smiled at Nate, setting his shorts on the bench beside him. “Just while we’re out here, though. I’m changing back before we go back.” “Yeah, I know.” They had a nice lunch on the boat. And then, just before they were about to start rowing back, a bird appeared from nowhere and stole Pax’s shorts. — Ice clinked as Edwin handed Gavin his drink. “Here you go.” Gavin looked up at him, stretched in his beach chair like a stripper on display “Sorry?” Edwin sighed, rolled his eyes. “Here you go, sir.” “That’s better.” Gavin grinned, reached out to take the drink, then he frowned. “Where’s the little umbrella?” “What?” Gavin pointed at the iced tea. “It should have a little umbrella in it. You know, the ones they put in drinks on beaches? I want one of those.” Edwin looked at the drink. “They didn’t put one in.” “Go back and get me another drink that has an umbrella in it.” “Excuse me?” “I said, go back and get me another drink that has a little umbrella in it,” Gavin told him, raising a finger. “Not that drink, the ice will already be melting. This drink is already dead to me. A new drink, with a little umbrella in it.” “Stop being a diva,” Owen muttered, on the next chair over. He was drinking his drink with no problem, even without an umbrella. “This isn’t about being a diva, this is about the drinks people cheating us out of our beach experience.” “I think it’s about being a diva and giving Edwin a hard time.” “Giving Edwin a hard time is pretty fun,” Gavin admitted. Owen nodded. “Fair. You heard the man, Edwin.” Edwin rolled his eyes. “You’re both divas,” he muttered. They looked at each other. Owen shrugged. Gavin held out his hand. “The drink.” “I thought you didn’t want it!” “I don’t. Give it to me.” Getting a headache, Edwin did. Gavin took it, took out an ice cube, set the glass down, and grinned. He sucked on the ice cube for a second, then took it out of his mouth, his hand darting up to Edwin’s groin. How he managed to do it Edwin didn’t know, but the ice cube ended up in the front of his bathing suit, Edwin dancing back a little. “Fuck, ah!” “Let it melt,” Gavin ordered. “It should help you cool off. Now go get me my drink, and maybe think carefully about what bets you make next time you challenge someone to a friendly sporting match.” “I’m going,” Edwin grumbled, trying not to do a funny dance as goosebumps ran down his legs. “Excuse me?” “I’m going, sir,” Edwin muttered, turning away. “I have another ice cube for you when you get back, so don’t dawdle.” Edwin shot a look at Owen, who was grinning, and went to go get the stupid drink with the stupid umbrella. “Stop being mean to him,” Owen said. “Hold still so I can ice cube you too,” Gavin muttered. “And he likes it, it’s fine.” “What do you like?” Ty asked, coming back from getting the two of them some popsicles. “Shut up,” Edwin muttered. “You know you got a wet spot on your…” “The popsicles are melting,” Edwin told him, hurrying off, red in the face, fully aware of his wet spot. He was going to spend the rest of the day being ordered around like this. It was degrading. Maybe he should demand a rematch, double or nothing. But then, Edwin didn’t want to fathom what the double would be if he lost again. The only way Gavin and Owen—but Gavin especially—could get more dictatorial would be… By the time Edwin’s ice cube melted, he was looking forward to having another one. — “This is a waste of time.” “It’s fun,” Henry insisted. Sam snorted, laying back in the shade of the umbrella. “It’s fun if you’re an idiot.” “Well, I guess that makes me an idiot,” Henry said, shifting on the sand beside the blanket. “That’s not what makes you an idiot,” Sam muttered, sighing. “It’s just a symptom. You don’t have to sit here with me all day.” Henry made a noise, a verbal act of noncommittal. “I don’t mind sitting here with you.” “You don’t like sitting here with me,” Sam countered. “You’re doing it because you feel bad leaving me alone.” Another noise. “No. I’m doing it because I want you to have a good time.” “And it didn’t occur to you that I might have a better time without you?” “That seems unlikely,” Henry said. Sam didn’t have anything to say about that. Henry wasn’t wrong, exactly. He sighed. “Help me up. We can go for a walk.” “Are you sure?” “Am I ever not sure?” Sam demanded, holding out his arm. Henry took it, and the two of them stood, Henry leading Sam out into the sun, slowly walking across the sand. “Maybe we can find some dumb kid and convince him to come home with…” “No,” Henry interrupted, squeezing Sam’s arm. “We’re going to have normal people fun, not murdery psychopath fun.” Sam sighed, loudly. “Fine.” “No need to sound all dramatic.” “I wasn’t sounding dramatic. I was expressing my disappointment at your banality.” Honestly, Henry didn’t understand the possibilities there were here. Henry made another noise. “We’ll wait and find out how the day goes,” he said. “But for now we’re just having a nice walk.” Sam gave another sigh, let Henry have his way, just this once. “If I trip on something…” “I know, I know.” Even without any actual sources of fun, Sam, thought, it ended up being not so bad. — “Are you guys, um, almost done?” “Don’t know,” Marcus said, piling more sand onto the growing mound covering Daniel. “Can you move?” Daniel probably could, if he tried. “No.” “He’s lying,” Hugh said immediately, still smoothing out the sand on the other side of Daniel. “More sand.” “Got it.” “Why do you assume I’m lying?” Daniel asked, pretending to be affronted. Some sand fell on his face and he blew it off. “Because you’re a liar,” Hugh reminded him, patting the mound. “And doing a dress rehearsal for my own funeral is supposed to cure me of that?” Daniel asked, rather than denying it. He wasn’t exaggerating, much. This was making him feel more and more like a corpse being interred. “No,” Marcus said, looking up as Simon as he returned with buckets of water. “But it’s supposed to stop you from running off. Now you have to spend time with us.” “Not sure where you thought I was going to run off to,” Daniel grumbled, smiling up at Simon as he distributed the pails. He was all red and sweaty. “Simon, take a break from water duty.” “It’s okay, I don’t mind…” “Marcus can do it for a bit,” Hugh said, looking at Simon as well. “Go get a drink.” “Get me one too,” Daniel told him, as Marcus got up to get more water, scratching his inner thigh at the hem of his speedo. “Sand in uncomfortable places?” Marcus grunted. “Might…go for a short swim. Just to shake some things loose.” “Think about how I must feel.” Marcus grinned at him. “Too bad. Back in a bit.” Hugh had already emptied the two pails of water, so he took them and two more, and trotted off to the water. Daniel sighed, some sand shifting as he did. “Stop doing that.” “What, breathing?” Daniel asked. “The more disruptive you are, the longer this is going to take,” Hugh chided. “What, do you have blueprints or something?” Daniel demanded, and Hugh just smiled, shifting a little and tugging at his own suit. “I’m taking vindictive pleasure in knowing you’ve got sand up there.” “When we let you out, I’m stuffing your suit with sand.” “Not going to fit much in there,” Daniel muttered. “You’d be surprised.” Hugh came back, opened a can of Pepsi and put it down in the sand beside Daniel, sticking a straw in it near Daniel’s mouth. “There you go.” “Thanks,” Daniel said, smiling at him and taking a sip. “You’re the only one I like.” Simon crouched behind the can, inadvertently giving Daniel a close-up. “What do you want me to do?” he asked Hugh. “Don’t die of dehydration,” Hugh told him. “And then start piling sand over here. It’s not thick enough.” Daniel just sipped his drink, sighed. They were going to be here for a while. Hopefully they’d let him out someday. — “May have misjudged how long we were going to have this sandbar,” Franz said, as the tide came in. Boey nodded, stretching out his shoulders, chest rippling a little as he did. “We should head back?” “Yeah.” Franz started to stretch as well, preparing for the swim back to the beach. When Dragon had gotten tired of frisbee and gone off for a nap, they’d gone for a swim. Franz pointed to the beach, where Frederick and the two boys his age he’d found, Derek and Todd, were having footraces. “He changed.” “Peer pressure will do that,” Boey agreed. Frederick had brought a speedo but been too shy to wear it before, but since meeting his new friends who weren’t as modest as he was, suddenly he’d developed the confidence to dress in less. “I’m just glad he’s making friends.” “As his dad, I can see why you would be.” “Hey! I’m allowed to be happy for him.” Boey smiled. “I know. I’m glad he’s got friends his own age too. You’re a terrible influence.” Franz couldn’t argue that point. “Race you back?” “Deal.” Boey raced into the water. “Hey, wait, I wasn’t ready!” Franz charged after him, trying to mitigate Boey’s headstart, but it was too late. By the time they got back to the beach, Boey had a good lead over Franz, and Franz broke out of the surf, panting with exertion, doubled over and trying to breathe. “You lose,” Boey said, standing in front of Franz. Franz looked up at him, about at eye level with Boey’s package, and saw Boey smirking down at him. “Guess you pay the penalty?” “What penalty? Who said anything about a penalty?” Boey patted Franz’s head. “It was implied.” Franz snorted. “Fine. What’s the penalty?” Hopefully it was something fun. “I don’t know.” Boey turned away, water dripping off his form, hips swaying as he headed for their towels. “I’ll think of something and let you know.” Franz looked forward to it. — “This is dumb,” Joey said, picking at his tiny, tiny bathing suit. Travis sighed. “So I’ve heard. Take it off if you don’t like it.” “You’re the one who made me wear it.” “I made you wear something,” Travis corrected patiently. “You’re the one who decided to wear the smallest piece of spandex you could lay your hands on.” And for being so small, it did a masterful job of outlining in detail exactly what little skin Joey wasn’t showing. Joey scowled. “Seemed like a good idea at the time.” “You should have worn something roomier.” “I should have not worn anything. It’s an all-guys beach, bet nobody could care.” Travis took a look around the beach. There was one guy over there wearing a t- shirt and some bulky shorts sitting in a group of guys and laughing at something the guy beside him had said, another in a heavy sort of tank top in addition to his trunks practicing some martial art, but other than the two of them nearly every guy on the beach was wearing a suit of next to nothing. Travis wasn’t sure he’d ever been around this many mostly-naked guys before. “Probably not,” he decided, watching the way a few of the guys on the beach were scoping each other out. “But still.” Joey sighed dramatically. “I’ll keep it on.” “Thank you.” “For now.” “Joey.” “No promises, is all I’m saying.” “Okay, okay.” Travis figured that was the best he was going to get. Joey only ever half-promised to be dressed in public. “Oh,” Joey said, straightening and pointed at some people on the beach. “Isn’t that Cal? Are they looking for treasure?” Travis glanced over and nodded. Cal was definitely there with a metal detector, Wes and Mick following him, Sully at a short distance, looking miffed as usual. “Yeah.” They seemed to have collected two other guys, a darkish guy with kind of long hair and a lighter guy who was a bit bigger, but seemed to be holding things for the first guy. “Let’s go help them!” Joey said, jumping to his feet with a jiggle. “I want treasure too!” Travis laughed. “Okay,” he said, getting up and following Joey down to the surf. “I’m coming.” At least treasure would distract Joey from his hatred of clothes for a little while. — “This is nice,” Cordelia said, leaning back in her chair and sipping a cocktail. “It is, isn’t it?” Isabella agreed, nodding. “Very quiet.” “Convincing the boys to have their own beach was a good plan,” Natalie told Cordelia, tilting her glass in salute. “They can stay over there and do God knows what.” Beside her, Sharon chuckled. “I don’t know,” Gabrielle said, swirling her drink. There were having a nice cocktail hour. Isabella’s idea. “I wouldn’t mind a little eye candy. Some of us like boys.” “Hear, hear,” Holly muttered. “Can’t relate,” Ariel said, grinning at Gabrielle. “Men are gross. Besides, lots of eye candy right here.” “If you happen to like women, I guess,” Gabrielle muttered, with a blush. “You don’t like women?” Cleo asked her, giving Gabrielle an openly flirtatious smile. Cordelia nearly laughed aloud. Young people were so funny. “Women are just fine. I also like men is all.” “I suppose we’ll allow that,” Cordelia conceded. “I mean, they’re right over there if you want to go peek on them.” Why anyone would want to watch men or boys when they were alone was beyond her. But then, Cordelia understood (grudgingly) that not everyone was a lesbian. “Be lying if I hadn’t thought about it,” Gabrielle said, pointing at Cordelia. “Thing is, my brother’s over there and I’m worried if I did, I’d catch him doing something I don’t want to know about with his boyfriend. Or, you know, whoever else he managed to snare in his web.” Isabella laughed. “Then I guess you’re stuck here with us ladies.” “Not bad company,” Natalie said, shifting in a way that made Cordelia wonder again how she fit into that bathing suit. “No,” Gabrielle admitted, standing up to get another drink. “Not bad company. It’s nice to get away from men and talk to real people for a while. Anyone want more drinks?” — Any good day at the beach should end with an illegal bonfire. Squeezing upwards to three dozen guys around one fire had proved challenging, but they’d managed it by just making a really big fire and by having people creatively sit on each other’s laps where necessary. They roasted hot dogs and drank pop and talked a lot, arms around each other, bodies pressed against each other, the fire cracking in between them all. Jokes were thrown around. Casual touching was the norm. Less-than-casual touching wasn’t uncommon either the longer the night went on and the longer they breathed in each other, fed off each other. Gavin sat in Owen’s lap and laughed while he told Hector about how Edwin had eventually gotten fed up and demanded a rematch, which they’d let him win out of pity. Knowing that his victory hadn’t been earned, Edwin had taken it as a point of pride to keep getting Gavin drinks all day. James compared treasures with Joey, endlessly frustrating Joey by refusing to give up any of the seashells he’d found, until Joey’s eyes alighted on one that he just obviously loved, the swirl pattern catching his eye, and James just smiled at let him have it in exchange for a funny rock Joey had found. Cal rubbed ointment on Sully, telling him all the while that he needed to be more careful when wading into strange pools while Sully cussed him out and Mick took pictures. Beside them, Wes was chatting with Nate about this strange seabird he’d seen earlier with a pair of shorts in its talons. Isaac had sat on Nicholas just to make him get all awkward and blushing, but Nicholas had taken to it full force, putting his arms around Isaac and holding him there to tease him. Isaac had given up on not getting too excited by the proximity of all these sexy guys. Peter just sat beside them and grinned, conspiring something with Skip and Boey. Pax and Jacob were comparing stories at great length. Pax had been wearing one of Nate’s t-shirts, but he’d taken it off earlier. Beside them was Garrett, who’d come over because he’d felt kinship with Pax’s modesty but had stayed because he was entranced by the speed at which the two were speaking. Edwin was explaining to his friends in no uncertain terms exactly how much fun he hadn’t had today, despite mounting evidence to the contrary in the way he smiled when Gavin or Owen looked in his direction. Sam was mostly just resisting the urge to push someone into the fire, figuring he’d done what Henry wanted all day, he may as well keep doing it for a few more hours. Besides, it wasn’t the worst thing ever to just sit and talk. He hadn’t caught he name of whoever he ended up chatting with about politics, but they knew their stuff even if they were an idiot. Freed from his sand catacomb, Daniel was still a little itchy and looking forward to the shower that the others had promised him. He sat between Marcus and Hugh with Simon in his lap even though really Simon should be sitting on Marcus, pointing out constellations to them and periodically stealing bits of Marcus’s hot dogs. Franz found out that he and Sam had exactly none of the same political views, but hey, that made for good conversation. He kept casting glances at the three younger boys, who had swapped phone numbers and were having a hot dog eating contest over there. He had a feeling he’d be hosting a sleepover in the next week or so. Travis and Henry turned out to like the same baseball, football and soccer teams, which gave them a lot to talk about until they found out they disagreed on hockey, which gave them even more to talk about. The night wore on, darkness fell properly, and the moon was full. The waves crashed on the beach and the boys ate and were merry. ***** Owen/Gavin, Size Matters ***** Chapter Notes Obnoxious weapons! Wielded by obnoxious knights. “Oh my God, Owen.” “Now that’s what I like to hear,” Owen said, grinning as he hefted his sword over his shoulder. “No.” Gavin pointed at him. “Put that down, get your regular sword.” Owen looked at him innocently. “This is my regular sword. One of them, anyway.” It was a two-handed broadsword that was as tall as he was. Franz had given it to him as thanks for saving his dog. “No. That was a joke sword. Franz didn’t really mean for you to fight with it. If we go in there and try to fight orcs with it, you’re going to get killed.” Gavin had his arms crossed, standing firmly. “Gavin,” Owen said patiently, lifting the sword a little in one hand. “Swords are all meant to be fought with, it’s just a matter of knowing how to use them. I’ve been practicing.” “I am not having you die on me because you wanted to prove your manliness, Owen. No.” “I’ve never died yet and I don’t plan to start.” Owen grinned. “And I don’t need to prove anything. There are a lot of orcs. This is the most efficient tool for the job.” Owen mostly wanted to demonstrate that no sword was too big for him to handle, no matter what Franz thought. Gavin sighed. “You are so obnoxious. Fine. But at least wear your armour.” “Nah.” “Owen.” Owen smiled again, set the sword down and took off his shirt. “Know your enemy, right? Figured I’d go full orc for this one. They fight in their smallclothes, don’t they?” “Because those are their only clothes,” Gavin said, tapping his foot as he watched Owen undress. Owen shrugged, shucked off the rest of his clothes and hefted the sword again. “Do we have any war paint?” “I’m alerting the healers now that they’ll need to be ready for you.” Gavin turned away, prepared to stalk off. “I’ll be fine!” “Uh-huh.” “Gavin,” Owen called. “Don’t you want to hear what I call it?” Gavin stopped, looked over his shoulder at Owen, at the huge weapon. He sighed. “What?” A toothy grin. “Little sword.” Gavin looked at him for a second. Owen looked back. Gavin turned away. “You’re sleeping outside tonight.” “Wait, what? Gavin! It’s funny, come on!” Owen followed after him, fully prepared to mow down orcs and fully prepared to convince Gavin of how great this all was, one way or the other. ***** Daniel and the Golden Boys, Sixth Ranger ***** Chapter Notes So the prompt today was magical boys, and instead of writing a short drabble, instead I wrote part one of a three-part series, because why not. Introducing the Golden Boys. “What do we do?” “I don’t know,” Marcus said, looking up at the boy trapped by the villain they’d encountered. They’d just been going to a movie together, and suddenly they’d been attacked by an evil concession stand employee who’d turned out to have superpowers granted to him by the evil Puppetmaster, black threads flying from his arms and legs as he was controlled from afar. He’d taken a boy hostage and trapped him in a popcorn machine, slowly filling up with popcorn as they battled the monster. Once the theater had been cleared of screaming bystanders, Daniel, Hugh, Marcus, Trevor and Al had activated their Power Gems and transformed into the Golden Boys, releasing their powers to fight off evil, like they always did. Clad now in their colour-coded ruffled V-necks, their white short shorts and their pixie boots and ribbon collars of matching colour, they faced off against the villain. But they were smeared with butter, roughed up from being pelted by kernels and candies, and sticky from having diet pop poured on them. And they were no closer to winning, and the popcorn machine was filling up, the hostage now pounding on the ceiling to try and escape. “Give up, Golden Boys!” the Concession Stander shouted, pointing dramatically at them as if they weren’t the only people in the theatre. “You’ll never defeat the power of overpriced snacks! Capitalism always wins—the day and the souls of its labourers!” “He’s right,” Hugh said, breathing heavy. Al was helping him stand. “I don’t think we can beat the greed of the theatre industry alone!” “Don’t give up!” Marcus told him, chest heaving under his red V-neck. “We’re not alone, we have each other and the power of friendship! Let’s all charge at him at once and save that boy!” The all nodded, squaring up for their attack, Gems shining with the inner light of friendship and justice. The five of them leapt, determined to rid the world of evil and destruction. A wall of sour candies blocked their path, and arrows of licorice rained down on them. The Golden Boys fell back, unable to penetrate the sugared walls of capitalist entertainment. The Concession Stander laughed maniacally. The boy in the popcorn box cried out, and they all watched in despair as he was devoured by the popcorn in a sea of butter and irony. Then, hope. “What’s that?” Daniel asked, pointing at the now-full popcorn box. In it, was a light. A light of friendship and justice. Brilliant yellow, it outshone the fake popcorn butter and the fluorescent lights, it locked all their attention while the Concession Stander launched into his speech about the triumph of the almighty dollar, and it shone brighter and brighter. Cracks formed in the popcorn machine. And the machine exploded outward, popcorn pelting everything. “What?” The Concession Stander demanded, turning around. “Look!” Hugh said, though they all were. The boy in the stand was floating, a glowing light at neck. That light enveloped him, casting his clothes away, a yellow patch growing outward from his belly and forming into a shirt and matching briefs, white shorts materializing from nothing and yellow pixie boots forming from a ribbon out of nowhere. The ruffles on the V-neck formed last, and the ribbon around his neck, housing a yellow gemstone. “That’s a Power Gem!” Daniel said, shocked. “What?” The Concession Stander demanded, taking a step back. “Another Golden Boy? There are only supposed to be five!” The yellow Golden Boy opened his eyes, looked around. “What…” “Attack!” Marcus said, hurried. “While he’s distracted, go!” They went, launching attack after attack at the Concession Stander. Daniel leapt over and landed beside the new boy, who was standing in a pile of popcorn. “Come on,” he said, holding out his hand. “We need your help.” “But I’m not…you guys are the Golden Boys!” “Yeah.” Daniel nodded. “And we need your help. Come on, focus your power and think about friendship and justice!” “How?” “Just do it—the power is inside you!” “That doesn’t make any sense!” But there was no time to explain as a stream of scalding butter substitute came their way and they had to leap aside or be burnt. Daniel coached the new boy through it the whole fight, and when it came time to land the final blow, he was finally able to tap into his power, overwhelming the power of the Concession Stander all on his own in a brilliant display of lightning. As the puppet strings faded away and the Concession Stander’s heart was purified, the Golden Boys gathered around the new boy. “That was awesome!” Marcus told him. “We’re glad you’re okay,” Hugh said, taking his hand. “Are you hurt?” “That move with the lightning was amazing,” Trevor told him, grinning as he patted the new boy on the back. “Welcome to our team,” Al said. “What’s your name?” Daniel’s question cut through all of theirs, and he looked the new boy in the eye. “Uh…Simon.” The new boy smiled at him. “I’m Simon.” “We should get out of here,” Marcus said, looking up at the sound of sirens. “Come on, we’ll get pizza.” “I want a shower,” Hugh complained, tugging at his sticky hair. “Do you have stuff somewhere?” Daniel asked Simon as they trotted over to the corner where they’d stowed their backpacks before transforming. “I have my gym bag somewhere,” Simon said, looking around. “Oh, there it is.” He ran over and got it, joining them as they were preparing to drop transformation. “Put your hand on the Gem,” Daniel instructed him, smiling. “And focus on your power, push it down. Drops your transformation. Can’t exactly get lunch looking like a Golden Boy.” “I guess not,” Simon said, with a chuckle, doing as Daniel told him. A moment later, they were all engulfed in light, and then they were standing there in nothing. Simon eeped, hand coming down to cover himself. “Um!” “Yeah, oops,” Marcus said, laughing a little. “Forgot to mention that. The clothes just kind of…go away when we transform. We haven’t figured that part out yet.” “Do you have a spare set in there?” Hugh asked him, already rooting through his bag for his spares. “I have my running clothes,” Simon choked, face flaming as he tried to hide himself and dig through his bag all at once. “You’ll get used to it,” Daniel told him, still smiling. “And make sure you start carrying a change of clothes with you everywhere. You never know when evil will rear its head and attack.” “The worst is when we have to fight stuff more than once a day,” Trevor complained, pulling on his shirt. “That’s always tricky.” “You can always strip before you transform,” Al told Simon. “Just sometimes there’s no time.” “Shoes are the worst,” Hugh said. “They’re so expensive to replace all the time. Always take off your shoes before using your powers.” “I feel like I should write this down.” With gym shorts on now, Simon was confident enough to talk at least. “You’ll be fine,” Daniel said, patting Simon’s arm. “We’re here to help you. That’s our power. The power of friendship.” “I wish we could have the power of pants,” Simon muttered, and they all laughed. Five Golden Boys had come into the theatre. Six Golden Boys left, a new teammate, a new power, a new friend in their midst. ***** The Golden Boys, Showdown ***** Chapter Notes Part two of the Golden Boys trilogy, featuring the villains and some others. It was time for the final battle. The Castle of Dark Despair had appeared right in the middle of the park downtown, casting the whole town under clouds of depression and anxiety. Monsters flew from its rooves, and assailed everyone, devouring the whole city in the great maw of evil. The Golden Boys had rushed to the castle, fighting all the way, and broken through the front gates. “Okay, guys—one more battle and we can end the Puppetmaster’s reign of terror forever!” Marcus said, pumping his fist in the air as they paused outside the huge double doors that would lead to his throne room. “Let’s do it,” Hugh said, nodding. “For everyone out there.” “Yeah.” Marcus grinned, and they did a team fist bump. Marcus turned, pushed the doors to the throne room open with a bang, and the six of them entered the darkened chamber, stopping when the doors shut behind them. “Come out of the dark, Puppetmaster!” Marcus shouted. “Your days of terrorizing innocent people are over! The Golden Boys are here to stop your rampage!” Silence, for a moment. And then laughter. A high cackle that filled the air, reverberating all around them. “You’ve got bad information, Golden Boys,” a voice sneered. “The Puppetmaster has never sat on the Throne of Despair.” “What?” Marcus demanded, fire flickering to life in his hand but doing nothing to light the room. “Who are you?” A lone light appeared at the end of the room, illuminating two people. One was standing from the throne, in an unbuttoned leather coat and heeled boots, a whip at his side, and a black mask covering his whole face. And nothing else, there was nothing under the coat but a thong. Beside him was a taller guy in tight leather straps and not much else, looming and holding a sword. “Don’t tell me you don’t know your history,” the one on the throne said, derision in his voice. “No games,” Marcus demanded, as Simon clung to Daniel’s arm. “We’re here to stop you, whoever you are. You can’t beat the power of our friendship!” “Ah.” The villain tilted his head. “Yes. The power of friendship. I hate the power of friendship. But you know what? I’m not the only one. Turns out there are a lot of us who hate it that you people gather together in your little clubs to fight evil and right injustice. A lot of us who hate that we’re always losing to groups of cute boys in tight pants. So.” The villain took a step down from his throne, descending what looked like a dais. “We decided to try using the hated power of friendship out for ourselves.” Another light flickered beside him, illuminating the man Daniel knew was the Puppetmaster, a man in a tailored military uniform, strings emerging from his hands to the various naked figures crouched beside and around him. Behind him stood a pale, ephemeral figure with no shirt, glowing without putting off any light. The villain took another step, and another light came on. Simon took in a fearful breath, and Daniel stepped back. A tall woman with horns stood there, black dress reaching the ground. The Lady of Fear, queen of hell. Another step, another light. A villain Daniel didn’t recognize but who had to be the Centipede, if only because of the centipedes crawling up and down his arms. He was almost naked, dirty and surrounded by bugs. Another step. Another villain Daniel didn’t know, not even by name. Clad in nothing but bones that he hoped weren’t human, he looked down on them like a king on his peasants. The main villain took the last step, and more lights flickered on all around him. Lady Death, the necromancer. The Scorpion, in his green body paint and codpiece. The Birds of Prey with their feather pasties. The Turncoat. Villains Daniel didn’t recognize. So many. Too many. “How do you like being the ones outnumbered for once?” The unnamed villain asked them, smirking behind his mask. He was wearing a crown, too. “We’re not afraid of you!” Marcus shouted, despite the fact that they very much were. “We’ll beat you, all of you! Evil can never triumph over the power of justice!” “And friendship, I know.” A snort, and the villain raised his hands. A power, a wave started in them, spreading outward, assailing them before they could do anything. And in a flash of light that died like a sun collapsing into a black hole, the power of the Power Gems vanished, their transformations leaving them, leaving the six of them standing there, naked and defenceless. “Daniel…” Simon said, hiding behind him. “Don’t be afraid,” Daniel said, taking a fighting stance. “It’ll be okay.” “How?” Daniel didn’t know, but he couldn’t let himself despair. Despair was the enemy of a Golden Boy. “Since the power of friendship is so strong,” the villain sneered, “let’s have it help you now, hm?” “Who are you?” “You really don’t know? They don’t teach new heroes anything these days. I’m the first bringer of despair, and the last. I’m the Throne of Darkness. I’m the Destroyer of Empire. I’m the Black Hole. I’m the scion of devastation, the lord of the apocalypse.” Daniel felt his breath catch as he realized. The crown, the mask, the ominous presence, the practiced evil speech. “You’re…you’re the King of Nothing.” A cold silence fell over them as he said the name, a name spoken of only in hushed tones even now, even now when he was supposed to be dead. And he wasn’t dead. “Gold star. Someone paid attention in history class. Yes, I’m the King of Nothing. And now, Golden Boys, nothing is what you will be.” The King of Nothing raised his hands, power crackling between them. And that power crackled outward in a wave, one they couldn’t block, couldn’t escape. They had no power, no shield, no way out, nothing to do but stand there and… A gold shield erupted into being in front of them, and the crash of power was blinding for a moment. When the light passed, six figures were standing there. One in gold armour on his chest, with a flaming sword. Another with pointed boots and a hat, tunic of gold thread. One with a golden staff, shimmering with power. Another with a golden blade, from which emanated the shield. One with a rapier, golden gloves on his hands. And one with no weapon, gold finery protecting him. All six of them clad in shining gold brief-cut shorts with gems on their belts. “Oh, my God,’ Daniel whispered, as Simon clung to him so hard it hurt. “You’re…you’re the Golden Boys.” “What?” Marcus looked at Daniel, eyes wide. “You mean…” “The original Golden Boys!” Daniel said, heart pounding. The Gold Knight turned, smiled at them. “Sorry we’re late. Had to dig up the old armour.” “You guys have been doing a good job,” the Aegis said, letting down the shield. “We didn’t want to step on your toes. But this might be a bit much for you alone.” “I didn’t expect them all to be here,” The Gold Witch muttered, staff moving. “Good thing we came.” “And you wanted to stay home.” The Golden Prince had a smile on his face. “Can we focus on this and banter later?” The Gold Fencer asked. “There’s time for both,” the Archer told them, stepping forward. “Hey there, Sam. You look good for a dead guy. See you made some friends. You seem to have missed the point of our whole big power of friendship speech from back in the day. You need to hear it again?” The King of Nothing cackled again. “Oh, it must be my birthday. A dozen Golden Boys for the price of six. I should have known you idiots would charge right in without checking how dangerous it was. You can’t beat all of us at once!” He was right, Daniel saw. They’d lost their powers, but even if they hadn’t, even if all twelve of them fought, they couldn’t beat these assembled villains. It was impossible. Even the power of friendship couldn’t… The Gold Archer just chuckled. “That’s my line, Sam.” And he nocked an arrow, pointed it up. “I know you can’t see this, but you can probably get the gist. Just imagine dramatic music in the background. Actually, Owen, play some dramatic music on your phone.” “My…” The Gold Knight shook his head. “Gavin, my phone is in my pants. At home.” “Oh.” The Gold Archer sighed, disappointed. “Okay. We’ll, everyone pretend there’s some dramatic music now, okay?” And he fired his arrow, up to the ceiling. When it hit, it illuminated the throne room in vibrant light, and when his vision cleared, Daniel saw that there were far more than twelve of them. Against the left wall, the Treasure Team. Six guys in matching black and white leotards, tight as skin, covered in pouches and pockets. Daniel nearly squealed at that, because their leader, the One Who Comes Back, was his heroic idol, the one whose existence had convinced Daniel he could be a good Golden Boy even with his height deficiency. He saluted Daniel, and Daniel was going to remember that until he died. He forced himself to look away, up at the balcony above their heads, where the Magical Six were standing in the flowing tunics that came halfway down the thigh, forever feeding speculation about what they were wearing underneath, if anything. They were led by a sprightly guy with a cocky grin, and he waved at them. Against the right wall were the Street Smart Gang, who’d led the charge to fight small time crime and protect ordinary people. They already had their weapons out, shirtless Cabin Boy and pantsless First Matey twirling knives already, the four Alley Knights with swords aglow, armour stopping at the cup. One team where there’d been two, once upon a time. Every retired hero team in the city had come to fight the final battle with them. Daniel was going to cry. He wondered if it was bad form to ask everyone for their autographs at the end of the word. “Hm.” The Gold Knight said, looking the six of them over. “We never did figure out how to fix the whole problem with our clothes disappearing.” He smiled at them, and Daniel was suddenly self-conscious. These guys were all so…heroic, and he was just Daniel without his armour. “Guys? We’re going to need all the help we can get.” “Yeah.” They raised weapons, the Golden Boys, the Treasure Team, the Magical Six and the Street Smart Gang, and a warm light filled the air, power filled their hearts. And their Power Gems glowed, and Daniel felt his powers coming back, wrapping around him, stretching across his chest and between his legs, forming his shirt and briefs, his shorts appearing from the air, ribbon wrapping around his neck, his feet. And when the light faded, Daniel and the other Golden Boys had their powers—and costumes—back. “Yeah!” Marcus cheered. “Alright, now we’re in business!” A loud snort from the King of Nothing. “It won’t help you. Call whoever you want, share power with whoever you want. You can’t beat us. Not all of us. Not all at once. If only I’d thought of this sooner.” “Oh, shut up,” the Gold Archer told the King of Nothing. “You know, I rehearsed that power of friendship speech? I rehearsed it for days, Sam.” “He did rehearse it for days,” the Gold Knight confirmed. “And I’m annoyed that it didn’t get through your thick skull. So this time we’re going to give you a real practical demonstration.” The Gold Archer raised his hand, pointed towards the assembled villains, who were readying to fight. “Come on, guys. Let’s show them what we can do together!” A cheer rose up from the assembled teams, and Daniel and the Golden boys joined in. Together, they ran into the final battle, the final fight against evil. Together, he knew they would win. Because there was no force on earth stronger than the power of friendship. ***** The Golden Boys, The Power of Friendship ***** Chapter Notes The thrilling conclusion to the Golden Boys trilogy! This definitely ended up being my favourite part of Magic Meat March. The battle raged. The world’s greatest heroes and most terrifying villains faced off in an all out brawl in which, at long last, one or the other would triumph once and for all. The fate of the world hung in the balance of their battle today. Daniel slid back under an assault from the Scorpion. His minions were on the ground around him, disintegrating into motes of darkness, and now Daniel and the other Golden Boys had him surrounded. But he was formidable, tail-whips moving faster than they could see, and his defence was impenetrable. “He’s only got two tails!” Marcus called out, breathing hard. “He can’t attack all of us at once—surround him!” The Golden Boys nodded, leaping into position in a circle around the Scorpion. He laughed at them. “Fools, you think this will work?” “Get him!” At Marcus’s command, all six of them leapt at the Scorpion, who smirked and hunched forward. In a slash, he span his tails around in a circle, striking all of them and sending them to the ground. “Ah…” Daniel said, rubbing his arm as he sat up. His shirt was disintegrating into green particles. The Power Gems rendered the Golden Boys invincible, but after enough abuse their armour started to take a beating. “Try again,” Marcus said, as, shirtless as a team, they all stood. “That was just a fluke. He…” The Scorpion suddenly reared, struck with lightning bolts from above. “Get him,” a voice said. “Quickly.” The Golden Boys moved, leaping on him and grabbing him, one on each limb or tail. Together, they unleashed their purifying power with the Scorpion in their grip, and shone with the inner light of justice as they freed his heart from evil. As his scorpion gear vanished, they were left holding a naked and now not-evil man, who they carefully moved over to the side of the room. Daniel looked up and smiled as the leader of the Magical Six came over to them. Daniel wondered if he used magic to let that shirt cover him without riding up in battle. There was certainly a lot of thigh on display. “Don’t underestimate any of these guys,” he said to them. “They’re dangerous.” They nodded their agreement, and the battle picked up again. Daniel lost his boots when he got in between Cabin Boy and the bone guy, who hit him with his sceptre and had Daniel flying into Cabin Boy, who he was not planning on having a face-to-loincloth meeting with, but there it was. “Sorry,” Daniel said as he got up. “No problem,” Cabin Boy smiled at him. “I’m Pax.” “Daniel.” Cabin Boy—Pax nodded, jiggling a lot between his legs. “Let’s get him.” They did, working together with their knives flashing, managing to get the guy into a corner with the help of the other Golden Boys. Daniel got to use a move he’d practiced but never tried out for real—a horizontal spinning kick and he took bone guy in the face with, knocking him into a pillar and following up by tossing a knife into his crown, which cracked. “Was that…one of my moves?” Cabin Boy asked. Blushing a little, Daniel nodded. “When I got my powers, I…watched all of your YouTube videos.” And all of…everyone’s YouTube videos. He’d been a bit nervous that he wouldn’t live up and had wanted to do his best. “Wow, that’s flattering. I’m flattered. In a platonic way. I’m taken. You understand.” “I wasn’t…” Daniel blushed crimson, and nodded. “I understand?” The bone guy shouted and pushed them all back in an explosion of power that had him crashing into Cabin Boy’s chest, his hand on a pec, which he squished by accident. By accident! But Cabin Boy just set him right and they went about fighting back the bone guy, which eventually took the whole rest of the Street Smart Gang and the other Golden Boys before they knocked him out. “Who was that?” Daniel asked, wishing the floor wasn’t so cold. “The Sea King,” First Matey told him, looking Cabin Boy over for injuries. “He was never big news, and he was before your time.” “Can we do the history lesson later?” One of the Alley Knights asked, shifting uncomfortably, a few pieces of his armour missing and providing a window onto his chest. “We’ve still got…oh, damn.” The Lady of Fear was there, smiling cruelly at them. The twelve of them readied weapons, and she raised her hands. Daniel didn’t remember most of that part of the battle after, only that when it was over, all six Golden Boys were down to their magic briefs, the Street Smart Gang was mostly in tatters and the Treasure Team had come over to help too, and the One Who Comes Back gave Daniel a hand to help him up, standing from his position between Marcus’s legs. “You good?” “We’re okay,” Daniel panted, smiling at his hero. “Thanks.” “It’s a good thing she got bored,” he said, looking at the spot where the Lady of Fear had disappeared. “Or else we might have been screwed. Or at least so says Sully,” he added, pointing to one of his team. “I think we could have taken her.” “I think you’re a dumbass,” Sully pointed out. “Hey…” Simon tugged on Daniel’s arm, looking worried. “What…happens if we get hit hard enough like this? We don’t have much…armour left.” “Um…” “We’ve never…gotten that far,” Marcus admitted, looking down. “So let’s just try not to get hit hard enough, yeah?” “Yeah.” “Hello, Golden Boys. Nice to finally meet you in person.” Daniel froze, and they all turned to face their archenemy, the Puppetmaster. “You!” Marcus shouted, pointing. “You’re going down. Right now!” “I should like to see your attempt.” He was an attractive, tall man with regal features and long hands. “They won’t be attempting alone,” the One Who Comes Back said, and all around the Puppetmaster, weapons were drawn. The Puppetmaster smirked, and raised his hands, a dozen puppets appearing, ghosts of past villains the Golden Boys had fought together. “Very well.” “We just have to take him down and then it’s the King of Nothing,” Marcus said, looking over to where the original six Golden Boys were fighting the King of Nothing and his partner on the dias, power flashing through the room. As they watched, the Aegis stood, thigh muscles rippling as he faced down an onslaught. The Golden Witch was distracted duelling Lady Death. The Fencer and the Golden Prince were tied up by the King’s partner—literally. His leather straps had them both bound in an X, struggling to break free. “Let’s get it done so we can help them.” The fight with the Puppetmaster was just as harrowing as Daniel had always feared it would be, leaving all of them in nothing but scraps of armour, but between them all they managed to cut the strings on all his puppets, leaving him alone, backing him into a corner. “Please,” he said. “Spare me…” The leader of the Alley Knights cut his head off, and the Puppetmaster fell to the ground. “Whoa!” Marcus said, stepping forward. The Golden Boys didn’t kill. “You didn’t have to…” The Alley Knight, left in just his cup, nodded down at the body, which was disintegrating into darkness. “He was never really here. Just a puppet like the rest. Did you notice his friend disappear before? His real body is probably deeper in the castle somewhere. Once we’re done here, we’ll…” On the dais, the King of Nothing snarled in frustration suddenly, leaping into the air and staying there, his coat flaring out. He was shrouded in a veil of darkness, and in what looked to Daniel like the same process that transformed them into the Golden Boys, his clothes flew away and the dark formed into a short top, connected to short shorts by suspenders, and leather boots. He seemed to have found makeup, and he vibrated with a power that kept him hovering in the air. “Congratulations,” he said, sneering. “You’ve the privilege of meeting my true power!” “Well, shit,” the Golden Archer said, putting his hand out. “Careful, everyone!” There was no time to be careful. Power lashed out from the King of Nothing, and all six of the original Golden Boys fell to the ground, armour shattering. “We have to help!” Marcus said, starting towards them. “You can’t!” the leader of the Magical Six said, reaching out to stop him. “Helping the defenceless is what Golden Boys do!” Marcus shouted. “Come on!” Marcus was right, and the Golden Boys went, leaping in front of their fallen predecessors without a thought for anything but protecting good from evil. They held hands in front of the King of Nothing’s attack, forming a golden shield in front of their new friends, because no power on earth was stronger than the power of friendship. But the shield cracked, and with it so did the Golden Boys’ armour, and all six of them were blown back, landing in a pile with the others, stripped of everything. And their Power Gems shattered, leaving them as…nothing. “And this is where your power of friendship gets you,” The King of Nothing sneered, approaching them at a slow walk. “In a pile in front of me, where you belong. Now, I will extinguish you from the world, rid myself of your menace, and usher in a new ear of despair!” “No,” Marcus said, disentangling himself from the naked Gold Knight and standing, shaky, to oppose the evil king. “We won’t let you.” “And how will you stop me?” The King of Nothing laughed. “You have nothing. No power, no armour, nothing.” “We have our friends,” Marcus said. “We have each other.” “He’s right,” Daniel said, standing as well. One by one, all of them did, facing down the king no matter what they had. “We’ll never give up. And we’ll never lose to you!” “Someone like you will never defeat us!” Hugh agreed, shaking. “Not as long as we’re together,” Al said. “Not as long as we have our friends,” Trevor added. “Because…” Simon didn’t sound as nervous as usual, and he didn’t stand behind Daniel this time. “Because we’re the Golden Boys! And you’re nothing!” “I’m your king,” The King of Nothing said, stepping closer and raising his hands. “And your executioner.” “Get out of his way!” the Gold Archer shouted from behind them. “Without your armour…” “We’re not backing down!” Marcus called, the King of Nothing’s power rising to a shout in the throne room. “We’re the Golden Boys—we stand up to evil no matter what!” “No matter what!” The rest of them shouted along. The King of Nothing smirked. “Henry.” Leather straps came out of nowhere, tying them all up, lifting them into the air. The king’s partner stepped forward, silent as they struggled to free themselves from the grip of his power, held in place by the merciless straps. “Let us go!” “No,” The King of Nothing said, raising his hand, a black smoke appearing, swirling around, growing larger. “I shall devour you in darkness and despair, and make you mine.” “No!” Marcus shouted, but there was nothing they could do, the mist grew and grew, the others were out of commission, and there was nothing to stop it get closer, and closer and heavier, and stronger and darker and… And it stopped at a golden light, roiling back. “What?” the king demanded. That was a good question, Daniel thought, looking around for the source of the light. “There!” Simon said, pointing up. Above them, above each of them, was a glowing source of light, a golden gem. “But…I destroyed them!” the King of Nothing shouted, taking a step back. The gems floated down, one to each Golden Boy, and as it passed by Daniel’s face he saw himself reflected in it, in his armour, smiling. The gems proceeded lower, stopping between their legs. Where, with an eruption of power, the Golden Boys were enveloped in radiant light, lifted up, the leather melting away as if it wasn’t there. Daniel felt warm power flow over him, inside him, cascading across his body in waves of iridescent justice. From the new Power Gem emerged streamers of light that wrapped around his waist and between his legs, forming a large green bow that then burst into a million raindrops of light, leaving Daniel in a pair of tight golden briefs with a green waistband, the Power Gem set into the front. His new armour. Daniel felt ten times as powerful as he had before as he landed, awash in a gold glow, and saw his friends in their new uniforms as well. They smiled at each other. “This is awesome,” Daniel said. “Yeah!” Marcus agreed, but he turned to face the King of Nothing. “But there’s no time to celebrate—let’s get to work.” All six Golden Boys turned, faced their enemy, who sneered at them. “You think some new power is going to stop me from annihilating you?” he demanded, raising his hands again. Pure darkness formed there, prepared to strike. “You’ll never defeat us!” Marcus shouted, and he leapt at the King of Nothing, the others following suit. They fought him, hit him, pushed him back, until he staggered, his top ripped, one suspender snapped, his shorts sagging. “Get him, guys!” “I don’t think so,” the King of Nothing snarled, darkness and shadow dripping from his fingers. He was covered in dark, and is threatened to drown out everything. “I will destroy you. I will destroy everything!” “No darkness can stand against the light of friendship!” Marcus told him, and he released his power, the others following suit, until the room was a duel between the King of Nothing’s dark and the Golden Boys light, pressing against each other, fighting for supremacy. It wasn’t enough—the King of Nothing’s power started to exceed theirs, pushing them back. Until Daniel heard a voice. “Come on, guys! We’ve got to give them our power—the Golden Boys are our only hope!” Daniel chanced a look over his shoulder, and he saw all of them, all the original Golden Boys, the Treasure Team, the Street Smart Gang and the Magical Six, linking arms, power floating around them in waves of light, and directing those towards the six of them, towards Daniel and his friends. Daniel reached out and grabbed Simon’s arm on one side, Marcus’s on the other, knowing instinctively what to do. The Golden Boys grabbed hands, making a chain, amplifying their power. Daniel had never felt this way. He felt so warm, so connected to his friends, so powerful. He was going to explode with all the power and friendship that was entering into him from behind as the others all gave over what was left of their power to the Golden Boys, making them their last hope. The power that was flowing into the six of them surged, pushing them all to their very limits, until, all at once, it exploded out, the gems on the front of their armour shining brilliantly and sending out six pulses of white light. The Golden Boys were overcome with the feelings of friendship and love that the power gave them and they cried out as a collective as the six beans of light coalesced into one, firing into the King of Nothing, searing his darkness, slashing through his despair. The King of Nothing screamed, Henry hurrying to his side—but to no avail. Nothing could stand against the power of friendship given radiant form. With twin shouts, both of them succumbed to the light, disintegrating into motes of blackness that were purified and became golden. The whole castle suffered the King’s fate, collapsing around them in cascades of light and hope. When it was all said and done the castle evaporated, and they were left standing there in the park, all of them together, the veil of darkness lifting from over the town. All the other boys were stark naked, giving up the last of their power having taken away their remaining armour. But it didn’t matter, because evil was vanquished. Exertion catching up with them, the Golden Boys transformations dropped all at once, their new Power Gems falling to the ground and leaving them just as skyclad as their new friends. “We…we did it!” Marcus shouted. They cheered, all of them, and Daniel hugged Simon and Marcus hugged Daniel and Hugh hugged Marcus and Trevor and all hugged all of them. The other guys were all hugging and cheering and laughing too, and the hugs got closer and merged together until all of them were hugging each other in one big hugging pile, pressed up against each other, laughing, collectively unconcerned with what was touching what as they celebrated their victory. There were no boundaries among friends. There was no hesitation among friends. And currently there were no clothes among friends, and that was okay with them. They’d rid the world of evil today; pants could come later. Exhaustion started to catch up with them and they ended up laying and sitting in the grass, leaning on each other or in each other’s laps or laying right on top of one another or holding hands, just laughing and enjoying life and looking up at the clear blue sky, and at the light of hope that was shining down on them all. Daniel had never felt more at home, more powerful or more loved, than he did that afternoon. And he had never been more certain, laying there, surrounded by friends in a world free from despair, of the one thing he knew for absolute certain. There was no power on earth stronger than the power of friendship. Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!