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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Bro/Dave_Strider
  Character:
      Dave_Strider, Bro_(Homestuck)
  Additional Tags:
      bro/dave_smut, Smut, Hand_Jobs, probably_fingerfucking, Anal, I_don't
      know_what_else_to_say, there_is_incest, lots_of_incest, John_might_turn
      up, John_will_probably_turn_up_actually, Strifing, Swearing, Stridercest
      -_Freeform, just_realised_16_is_underage_in_Texas, whoops, genius_over
      here, subtly_changes_warnings, dubcon_is_also_there_I_guess, This_Is
      STUPID, bluh, what_am_I_doing_with_my_life
  Stats:
      Published: 2013-02-02 Updated: 2013-05-01 Chapters: 8/? Words: 7899
****** The Last Slice ******
by Xephyr_Holmes
Summary
     Well, hello there! I was getting rather irritated by the lack of
     Stridercest that I liked, so I decided to write my own. I also have
     this up on FF.net but since I recently got an achiveofourown account
     I thought 'why not?'
     Dave is annoyed that his Bro always gets the last slice of pizza, so
     he decides to do something about it. It doesn't exactly go as
     planned...
     Smut ensues.
Notes
     *hums to himself* I don't know if I really like this fanfic but I'm
     putting it here anyway. Maybe you guys will like it.
See the end of the work for more notes
***** Mmm... Pizza... *****
Bro always got the last slice of pizza.
No matter what. He would eat the second to last slice, and allow you the time
to raise the last slice to your mouth, and almost take a bite, but then he
would flashstep, and bam, he was eating the last slice of pizza.
Quite honestly, it pissed you off. Well, it wouldn't really piss you off if he
just ate it, but the way he just almost but not quite let you eat it was really
fucking annoying. You weren't going to stand for it any more. This time, YOU
were getting that last damn slice. You had it all carefully planned out, and it
was going to work, and you were going to eat the last slice of pizza and feel
like a boss.
That was the plan. In retrospect, thinking about it afterwards, it was a stupid
plan. Oh well.
~*~Mmm, pizza~*~
Alright. Now was the time. Bro was slowly eating the second to last slice, and
now was the time to implement your plan. I mean, you weren't going to eat the
slice after this, but at least Bro wasn't either. You could feel his eyes on
you, despite the dark, ironic anime shades he was wearing, and you weren't
going to screw this up. You decided to wait until he had just finished the
slice, because that would make it more dramatic or something. Slowly, carefully
you lifted up the slice of pizza. Bro's eyes followed it. Slowly, carefully you
raised it towards you. Bro just kept watching silently, raising an eyebrow.
Slowly, carefully- you pulled open the front of your pants and shoved the slice
of pizza in. Bro looked very faintly surprised. Hell to the yes, you had won
this time, you knew it. You got the last slice of pizza. You had won. Haha,
take that, Bro, fuck you, the last slice is mine-
He flashstepped. You barely had time to register that he had pushed you up off
the futon, then pulled you back down again, onto something warm, and kind of
muscular, and a little too tough to be comfortable. Then you realised.
Oh no.
Oh hell no.
This wasn't happening. Ever. It couldn't be.
You were sitting on Bro's knee. Fuck. And he had reached his left arm around
you, to hold you there. And then he reached with his right arm, and-
No. Fuck. Fuck no. Shit. Hell no. This wasn't even fucking happening. His hand
was in your fucking pants.
Well, to sum up this situation... Fucking fucked up penis shitting dicks made
of crap. You half turned your head to glare at him.
"Dude. Not cool,' you tried to keep your voice steady, and only just succeeded.
His hand was in your pants, for fuck's sake. You had a right to have a shaky
voice. Jeez.
"I still want that slice of pizza," he said, completely calm, as per usual. At
least his hand was only just in your pants, it wasn't like he was groping you
or anything-
Fuck. You could swear he could read your mind. His hand closed over you,
squeezing gently. Fuck. No. That wasn't allowed to feel good. Fucking hell no.
"Stop feeling me up," you managed to choke out, trying to pretend that you
weren't half-hard from your brother groping you.
"Hm, I can't tell if this is the slice of pizza or not. Give me a second," he
said, pulling you further back on his lap. You were slightly freaked out - and
kind of really turned on - to feel his hard-on underneath you. This was so
wrong, so fucking wrong, and you had no idea why you were getting so hard from
your Bro. I mean, he was your Bro, that was something that should never happen,
ever, and yet holy fuck his hand felt good. He was stroking along your length
now, and you couldn't quite suppress a whimper. Ugh, you felt sick. He was your
Bro. He was jerking you off. Really really well.
It didn't take long for you to feel the heat building up in your lower abdomen,
you were so fucking close, and it was so good, and then, and then, he fucking
let go of you.
"Bro," you whined, panting hard, your face red. Sure, it was sick for him to
have done that in the first place, but to just leave you on the verge like
that, that was cruel. He flashstepped away, and you looked up at him. He didn't
even have a hard-on any more, apparently. And fucking fuck, he was holding the
slice of pizza.
He ate it. Right in front of you, in the slowest, sexiest way that it was
possible to eat a slice of pizza. He licked his lips sensually after every
bite, making appreciative noises, and considering where that pizza had been,
you almost fucking came in your pants, right then. But you didn't, you knew
this was a test, and you just sat there, as cool as someone can be after almost
coming from their Bro jerking them off. Once he had finished the slice of
pizza, he smirked, and ollied the fuck out of the room, still acting completely
chill.
Fuck you, Bro.
~*~THEEND~*~
***** Obligatory shower scene! *****
Chapter Summary
     Dave quickly absconds to take an innocent ('innocent') shower.
     Completely innocently.
Chapter Notes
     Woop woop. Chapter two. *cries to self* I need a life.
See the end of the chapter for more notes
You felt slightly sickened by the thought of what you were about to do. After
your Bro had left the room, left you sitting on the couch, completely hard and
slightly off-guard, you had gone to the bathroom. To have a completely innocent
shower. Yeah, right. You locked the door and quickly undressed, turning the
water on as you did so. You quickly stepped in when it was only half warmed up,
too impatient to wait any longer. Without a sound, you slumped against the cool
plastic wall, finally - finally - closing your hand over heated flesh.
"Fuck," was the limit of what you allowed yourself to say, very quietly. You
quickly shut your mouth and eyes, not letting any more unwanted noises out, as
you imagined your Bro's hand stroking you. The rough leather would make it
slightly uncomfortable, but that wouldn't matter. Bro would teasingly lick the
end, smirking at you as you needily bucked your hips.
'Losing your cool there, kiddo,' he would say, stroking you faster. You would
try to retort with a similarly awesome phrase, but the words would get stuck in
your throat as he licked it again. You would get close, so close, and choke out
a warning to him, but then he would squeeze you tightly and stop moving, not
allowing you to come.
'Beg me for it,' he would say, raising an eyebrow at you. You would refuse. No
way you were going to beg. But he would lick the tip again, and repeat the
command, and you would break.
"Fuck, please, Bro, please," you snapped open your eyes when you realised you
had said that aloud. Luckily it had been said quietly, so Bro probably hadn't
heard, right? You stroked yourself a few more times and came, shuddering
violently but not raising your voice above a whimper as you slid to the floor,
feeling as though every bone in your body had mysteriously disappeared. For a
minute or so you simply sat there, as the realisation finally came to you. You
had just had the best damn jacking yourself off in your life, to the thoughts
of your brother.
Holy fuck, you were one sick kid.
~*~Insert witty between-paragraphs comment here~*~
With a sigh you stood up and washed yourself off, quickly stepping out of the
shower and towelling off lazily. You stepped over to the sink, glancing quickly
at the two toothbrushes, Bro's shades, tube of toothpaste, and the bottle of
mouthwash that were resting there. You frowned. Wait a second. Two
toothbrushes, Bro's shades, tube of toothpaste- holy fuck Bro's shades. They
weren't in here before you had your 'completely innocent' shower. That meant he
had been IN THE FUCKING ROOM WHEN YOU WERE JACKING OFF TO THOUGHTS OF HIM.
Okay, fuck, fuckfuckfuck, maybe he'd just seen you jerking it, maybe he hadn't
seen you begging him to let you come. Yeah, knowing your luck, he had only seen
and heard that part. Wait a second. If Bro's shades were in here, that meant
that he was walking around, sexy- um. No. Shadesless. That was a word now, it
had been decided by the second-in-command of cool. That was you, by the way.
Not that you needed to tell yourself that, because you obviously already knew,
jeez.
Okay. Think straight. (You can't think 'straight' after jerking to the thought
of your brother) Shut up, stupid freaking douche-voice in your head. It was
Bro's fault anyway, him stroking you like that just because you took the last
slice of pizza. God, fuck get out, get out of the bathroom and act like nothing
happened. Flawless plan. You quickly pulled your clothes back on, grabbed Bro's
shades (if he couldn't get his shades back you might piss him off, which would
be amusing) and donned your own. You always felt much better with your
completely ironic aviators on, more protected. And when you took them off you
felt kind of... Naked. You made your way out of the bathroom and into your own
room, deciding it'd probably be best if you simply stayed hidden for a while.
Besides, you were kind of tired. So you locked your door, and fell on your bed,
hugging Bro's shades close to you. Wait, no, fuck. You quickly chucked them
across the room. You could go retrieve them when you woke up.
~*~Short chapter is short!~*~
Chapter End Notes
     I cannot express how much I enjoyed writing this chapter. I just...
     asdfghjkl.
***** Strife, for lack of a better title *****
Chapter Summary
     When Dave wakes up... There is strifing.
Chapter Notes
     Chapter three.
     Hooray.
     *Cries in corner*
See the end of the chapter for more notes
When you woke up later in the day, you groggily sat up to check what the time
was. Five p.m. Great. For a few seconds you didn't remember why you were
sleeping at this time of day, usually you only stayed in your room if something
had happened to do with making you want to avoid Bro, and as far as you could
remember, nothing of the sort had happened-
Wait, wait.
Oh.
Right.
The memory made the heat rise in your cheeks, and you got out of bed
reluctantly, slowly. On the bright side, your Bro apparently hadn't been here
while you slept, because you could see his glasses across the room, slumped
against the wall where you had violently chucked them. You walked over to them,
there was no point keeping them from Bro any longer unless you wanted him to
get really really fucking pissed off, which would probably lead to a lot of
painful strifing. You bent down to pick them up, wondering why they had marker
lines or something across them. Your eyes widened as you realised. Oh, fuck.
When you had chucked them across the room, they had apparently hit the wall a
little bit too hard, and now a fine web of cracks spread over the lenses.
Well, you may as well make funeral arrangements and write a will stating that
you were leaving all your possessions to Egderp.
Of course, maybe Bro wouldn't notice. Maybe he's just- fucking hell, what were
you thinking. Of course Bro would notice. They were his 'super sugoi anime
shades'. You may as well go find him now, and confess. Maybe he'd be less harsh
on you if you did that. Just maybe. You groaned and made your way to the door,
Bro's shades clutched in your left hand, and you kind of wished you hadn't
slept fully clothed. Oh well, if you slept naked Bro probably would have come
into your room, and- Nope, no, not thinking of that, ever. You quickly banished
the thought from your head. When had your mind become this filthy?!
... Oh, that's right, it was when your Bro jerked you off. You had almost
forgotten. Anyway, being sarcastic to yourself aside, you needed to find Bro
and apologise so that he didn't kill you. Not that he would actually kill you.
Actually, no, he probably would if he wanted to.
~*~This paragraph breaker is stupid BLUH~*~
You found him watching TV on the futon, his orange eyes glued to the screen as
though he hadn't noticed you entering, which he totally had. Because he always
did. Always. You cleared your throat nervously, as though to announce your
presence, even though you didn't need to because he had obviously known you
were there.
"Sup, kiddo," he said as a way of greeting, not even glancing away from the TV.
For some reason you felt weirdly jealous or something, but then you didn't,
because you weren't going to be jealous of the fucking TV for having his
attention on it instead of you. Nope. Definitely not. And you also weren't
over-thinking this or anything, because that would be stupid.
"Bro, I kinda broke your shades," you decided it would be best to get this over
with. You saw Bro visibly stiffen, and he turned his head slightly to look at
you. Maybe this hadn't been the best idea, after all.
You barely saw your Bro as he flashstepped behind you, curling one arm around
your waist so you couldn't get away. Oh god, you were completely, utterly
fucked, weren't you.
"Pardon?" Bro's voice came from right beside your ear, but it certainly didn't
make you jump slightly or anything. Not at all.
"I kinda broke your shades," you repeated, swallowing dryly. You knew he was
overreacting on purpose, he didn't give a flying rainbow flavoured fuck about
his shades, he was just using this as an excuse to fuck with you. His hand
closed over the shades and tugged them away from you, and you gave them up
without a struggle. Best to just let him have his fun and then get away without
dying, you thought.
"Well, let's see. Twenty cracks. Alright then, kiddo," the way he said kiddo
made you squirm, he actually sounded pissed off.
"Strife. Roof. Now," he ordered, flashstepping away from you again, "you're
going to be taught a lesson,"
Well. Fuck your life.
~*~This paragraph breaker is stupid BLUH~*~
After twenty consecutive strifes in which you got your ass handed to you on a
fucking silver platter every time, Bro finally stopped. You were on your knees
now, his blade pressed to the back of your neck so you were forced to keep your
head bent. This was fucking humiliating. It didn't help that on every
opportunity during your strifing Bro had groped you. You weren't even entirely
sure if he was fucking with you any more, or if he was actually wanting you
like that. Ugh, don't be stupid, he wouldn't. Ever. Stop hoping- uh, dreaming-
nope, um, being sick like that. It wasn't as though Bro would ever do something
like that, would he. Then again, he made sex puppets. Maybe he would? No, no,
don't get your sick little hopes up, he's not a sick douchebag like you are.
"That was pathetic," you could hear no emotion in his voice, but you knew he
was disappointed.
"You're pathetic," you retorted maturely. Who could blame you, you had been
thoroughly groped and beaten up in every fucking strife, and you just wanted to
bandage all the cuts and then sleep for a week.
"No, I'm afraid that you're pathetic. You were on the defensive the whole time.
Something on your mind, kid?" he replied calmly. You swallowed a little bit too
audibly.
"Nah, nothing, Bro," you lied, a little too quickly. Bro didn't seem convinced.
"Uh huh. You know I can always tell when you're lying," he pointed out. You
silently cursed. Fuck the strife, fuck yourself, fuck Bro, fuck Bro harder, no,
stop, stop thinking about this now. God damn it, you had been silent for too
long, Bro was waiting for an answer.
"That's fantastic, but I don't see how that's relevant right now, seeing as I
wasn't lying," you lied again, experimentally shifting your head slightly. You
were met with Bro's blade pressing down harder, which forced you to lower your
head even more, as though you were grovelling at his feet. Stupid Bro.
"You're lying, lil' man," Bro stated calmly. You huffed slightly and glared at
the patch of roof in front of you.
"Whatever, it's none of your business, so piss off," you snapped, accidentally
losing your cool a little bit. Well, to be fair, your stupid Bro kept groping
you throughout these strifes, and he had gone hard on you (Oh god not in that
way, stupid brain stop thinking of that!) this time, not letting you a moment
of reprieve.
"Dude. What's wrong? I'm not going to let you up until you tell me," for a
second, you thought you could almost hear honest concern in Bro's voice. But
you instantly dismissed that, Bro didn't have feelings, and if he did sound
concerned, it was because he was trying to mess with you. You hoped. You
wouldn't be able to stand it if Bro actually cared about your stupid little gay
incestuous problems.
"Then you're going to be here a while," you muttered, glaring even harder at
the patch of roof in front of you. For a few seconds there was silence. Then
the blade lifted away from your neck.
"Whatever kiddo, if you ever feel like growing a pair of balls and telling me
what's wrong, you know where to find me," Bro was disappointed now, and very
slightly angry. There wasn't any emotion in his voice but you could tell. You
stood up and glared at nothing in particular. Bro watched for a few seconds,
but then he flashstepped away, leaving you to make your way downstairs and fix
your wounds alone.
Sometimes you hated your life.
~*~THEEND~*~
Chapter End Notes
     Hope you enjoyed :D
***** Egderp is an Egderp *****
Chapter Summary
     Returning to his room, Dave sees a message from a certain best bro.
Chapter Notes
     I wrote this all today. I am happy with myself.
See the end of the chapter for more notes
You slowly made your way downstairs, watching out for Bro, though thankfully
you didn't see him. You went to the bathroom to clean and bandage your wounds,
but when you opened a cupboard that used to house bandages and plasters
etcetera, but all that you found was an oversized smuppet. Okay, Bro, that
wasn't cool. Even if you hadn't told him what was wrong, he didn't need to
replace your lovely much-needed plasters and shit with a smuppet. You glared at
said smuppet. It smiled weirdly back. Fucking smuppets. With a groan you closed
the cupboard, and trudged dejectedly to your room. You would avoid Bro, maybe
surf the web for a while. However, looked at your computer (Which was already
on for some reason), you first checked Pesterchum. Egderp had messaged you.
~*~huge incestuous homo crush~*~
- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 17:45 -
EB: hey dave!
EB: dave are you there?
EB: dave answer me!
EB: fine i'll just wait here for you.
EB: it's rude to leave your pesterchum on if you're not there.
TG: sup egderp
EB: why was your pesterchum on if you weren't here?
TG: dude i didnt leave it like that my computer was off last i checked
EB: maybe bro did it then?
Fuck. Right. Your Bro might have decided to be extremely funny and turn your
computer/Pesterchum on. For what reason, you didn't know.
TG: maybe he did
EB: oh well whats up?
TG: just strifing with bro being a fuckin boss you know the usual
EB: heheh yeah sure.
TG: whats up with you
EB: not much i guess... :B
TG: well then id better
EB: ...
EB: you'd better...?
EB: dave?
EB: are you there?
TG: yeah of course i am
EB: okay...
EB: so youd better what?
TG: it doesnt matter
EB: well okay i guess...
TG: yeah
EB: why are you so distracted today?
TG: i dont want to talk about it
EB: i'm your best bro!
TG: dont say the word bro
EB: oh... what did he do?
TG: well ill tell you but if you repeat this to anyone youre dead
TG: no youre worse than dead
TG: i will also erase you from everyones memory somehow
EB: um okay?
TG: well first of all i apparently have a huge incestuous homo crush on bro
You wait for a few minutes, before John finally replies.
EB: you're joking. this is some hilarious strider ironic joke.
TG: im not joking im being as serious as i can here
EB: you like your bro...?
You can practically hear the disbelief and disgust.
TG: yes as i said huge incestuous homo crush
EB: um.
TG: yeah i know you can go ahead and be disgusted whatever
EB: no no i just... seriously?
TG: yes seriously
You're starting to regret this.
EB: alright then... do you even know how old he is?
TG: i know kind what age hes around
EB: which is...?
TG: um
TG: about thirty or so
EB: so you have a huge incestuous homo crush on your bro who is twice your age?
God dammit. You don't reply for a while, thinking that over.
TG: a little bit less than twice my age actually
EB: so that's a yes then.
TG: yeah i guess so
EB: well then. that's just a little bit... creepy.
TG: yeah i know but what am i supposed to do about it?
EB: how am i supposed to know?
TG: well thanks you helped a lot ill just be going now
- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 18:14 -
~*~huge incestuous homo crush~*~
You don't wait for his response, and shut down the computer. Suddenly, you feel
a lot less like surfing the web, and a lot more disgusted with yourself. John
would probably tell someone now, probably Rose, and then you'd get to deal with
her trying to psychoanalyse you. Fan. Fucking. Tastic. With a sigh you debate
whether to take Bro up on his offer, and tell him. Yeah, you can imagine that.
'Bro I have a huge fucking incestuous homo crush on you.' That would go down
well. Of course, he already knows, probably, but you're not going to give him
the satisfaction of knowing it for certain. With a loud groan you throw
yourself onto your bed, completely forgetting that you didn't lock the door.
Maybe another nap will help your wounds heal faster. That's your excuse,
although you're really only doing this because you don't want to fucking see
Bro ever again after what happened.
Fuck this. Fuck all of this.
~*~huge incestuous homo crush~*~
Chapter End Notes
     :D
***** Restless *****
Chapter Summary
     Dave goes to take a nap, when something... A little unexpected
     happens.
Chapter Notes
     Play the Last Slice drinking game! Drink every time the word 'you' or
     any derivative of it is mentioned!
     (If any of you play that drinking game, you are my hero.)
See the end of the chapter for more notes
You groaned as you stripped down to your underwear and flopped onto the bed.
Closing your eyes seemed extremely easy, and you vaguely wondered why your
eyelids were so heavy. That gave you a small panic attack - What if your eyes
were crushed under the weight of them?! They were so heavy...
After a few seconds you snapped your eyes open again, as there was a strong
hand pinning your wrists above your head. You didn't struggle, for two reasons.
1: The grip was extremely strong, and you knew you couldn't break it. And B: It
was Bro. You stared at him confusedly for a few seconds.
"Bro, what-" you began, only to be muffled extremely effectively by a warm,
surprisingly soft mouth closing over your own. Your eyes fluttered shut as you
let out a startled, moaning sound. With a flashstep, Bro had removed all of
your clothes. You had absolutely NO idea what was happening, but who cares, you
were naked, with an equally naked Bro pinning you down. Bro proceeded to lick
and suck all the way down your chest, before giving a quick lick to the slit of
your achingly hard member. You bucked your hips in response, moaning loudly.
Bro chuckled, and with a swift movement, he closed his mouth over your cock.
All of the cock. All of it. You practically screamed at the feeling, so good,
so good, nothing should be this good. You bucked your hips frantically again as
you woke up, rock hard, and confused as to whether you were awake or not.
Then you realised. You had just had the most vivid dream of your life. About
your Bro. Sucking you off.
You sat up shakily, facepalming as you did so. At least you had woken up before
you... ruined your sheets. But now there was the problem that you really needed
to jerk off. Right. Now. But you couldn't. Not to thoughts of Bro. You had
already done that once, no point doing it again. It just made you feel more
disgusting. You were disgusting. You shouldn't think about Bro like that. Not
ever. With a slightly whimpering noise you slipped out of bed, glancing at the
clock to see it was 2 am. You sighed and crept out of your room, and looked at
the bathroom door.
You would have to pass Bro's room to get there. Bro, who woke up with the
slightest noise. And then if he woke up, he would see you. Sure, it wasn't the
first time he had seen you sneak off for a quick wank, and you remember one
horribly embarrassing occasion where he had walked into your room while you
were in the middle of one, but now it was to the thoughts of Bro. Which made it
much worse. As horrible as it would be, you started walking. And, kind of
unwillingly, stopped once you were level with Bro's door.
It was half open. You could see, in the dim light, that Bro was fast asleep on
his bed. No shades, of course. He apparently hadn't gotten new ones yet. His
right arm was splayed across his bed, providing an ideal place to snuggle up to
him. His left was resting casually on his stomach. His bare stomach. At least
he was wearing underwear. Your breath caught in your throat as you studied him.
You so desperately wanted to walk over there, lie down in that perfect space
(It was practically made for you, the exact amount of space you'd need to be
comfortable) and hug him, and then sleep as long as you could. It was so
tempting, but you knew you couldn't. You couldn't. You weren't going to sneak
into his bed.
~*~Yes, I ship Stridercest. No, I don't condone actual incest.~*~
A couple of seconds later, you were silently creeping over to his bed. Pausing
every time he stirred, holding completely still, not even breathing. It was the
most tense half-minute of your life. When you reached his bed, you were
presented with a more difficult problem. As soon as you so much as touched him,
he would wake up, you knew that. If you disturbed the bed too much, he would
wake up. If you made a noise, he would wake up. It took about three minutes for
you to sneak onto his bed, you guessed. But after those minutes, you were
propped up on one elbow, on your side, right next to Bro. But not touching him.
You took a deep breath, steadying yourself, and with one fluid movement you lay
down. Your shoulder was underneath his arm, and you rested your head and right
arm on his chest. In the same instant, the hand previously resting on Bro's
stomach closed firmly around your throat, and his other hand gripped your right
arm tightly. There were a few seconds of tense silence.
"Dave? What are you doing in my room?" Bro asked, sounding slightly irritated,
and a bit tired.
"I couldn't slee-" you began.
"Bullshit," Bro interrupted. You tried again.
"Nightma-"
"Bullshit," Bro repeated, interrupting you again.
"... I just am, okay?" you said quietly, hoping he wouldn't kick you out. Bro
sighed.
"... Fine," he said after a few seconds, relaxing his grip. You wondered if he
was going to push you off the bed and send you back to your room. But, he
simply wrapped his arms around you loosely, tugging you closer. You made sure
to keep your crotch away from him though. It would be just a little bit awkward
if your hard-on hit his leg.
"Just this once. Don't make a habit of it," Bro added. You nodded against his
chest (his tantalising, impossibly sexy, bare chest) and closed your eyes, not
letting him see the slight smile creeping onto your face. You fell asleep
before him, so you didn't know that he half-smiled at you and kissed the top of
your head. You didn't know when he fell asleep. And you certainly didn't know,
in the depths of an unfortunately vivid dream (Guess who was in it! I bet you
can't guess.) that you had rolled on top of him, therefore waking him up. You
didn't know that he rolled his eyes, feeling how you bucked against his leg,
obviously hard. You didn't know that just before he was going to wake you, you
groaned loudly, and came. All over his leg. However, you did know that you then
woke up, feeling sticky, and not entirely realising where you were. Then you
realised, and your breath stuck in your throat, horrified.
"... Fuck," you said intelligently, disentangling yourself from Bro, and
sitting up, holding yourself up with one arm. You quickly threw the blanket
back, looking at the obvious mess you had made.
"Fuck," you repeated, almost as intelligently as the first time.
"Dave," Bro's voice startled you, as you had thought he was asleep. You quickly
turned your head to stare at him, wide eyed, and uncomfortable. You swallowed.
"S'okay, man. Happens to everyone," he reassured you. You said nothing. Bro
rolled his eyes (His exposed eyes, so... naked, without his shades. Great. Now
you were thinking of Bro naked. Fantastic.) and sighed.
"It's cool," he insisted, and you nodded slightly.
"Yeah. Sorry, Bro," you managed to say, feeling your cheeks burn slightly in
embarrassment.
"Hey, man. You go have a shower. I'll clean this shit up, okay?" Bro said, in a
surprising moment of kindness, or pity, or something. You nodded gratefully,
muttering a quick thanks before you absconded the fuck out of there faster than
you could say "Homosexual". Which, to be fair, you could say pretty damn
quickly.
Chapter End Notes
     It took ages for me to get this chapter the way I wanted it, and even
     now I'm not fully satisfied. Oh well.
***** Answers *****
After taking a long, yet innocent shower, (It actually WAS innocent this time,
the thought of jerking off after COMING ON BRO'S LEG seemed a little bit too
wrong, even by your standards) you wiped your boxers with some toilet paper,
rinsed them in the sink, and dried them off. Then you repeated that, just to be
sure. Finally, you pulled them back on, and considered whether to go back to
Bro's room or not. Sure, it'd be less awkward if you went to your own room, but
then it'd be best for you to go into Bro's room and thank him again. And
apologise again. And then walk, full of shame, back to your room to cry over
your stupid body and stupid brain and stupid dream and sexy Bro and stupid
hormones and not sexy Bro why did you think that.
With a loud sigh you walked back to Bro's room and looked inside. Bro had
obviously used his flashstepping, as there were already new sheets on his bed,
and the old ones nowhere to be seen. Bro was lying on his bed, hands under his
head, the picture of chill... ness. He looked at you, his calm, orange gaze
travelling up and down you before he looked away again. Suddenly, you panicked
and looked down, almost certain that he has looked at you like that because you
had a- nope, everything was fine, all in perfect order. Phew. You cautiously
stepped inside. If Bro had wanted you gone, he would have flashstepped and kept
you outside by now. So you carefully took another step.
"If you're going to apologise, thank me, beg for forgiveness, stand there
awkwardly, or any other shit like that, then leave now," Bro intoned, studying
the ceiling. You went slightly redder.
"Otherwise, come here," Bro added, patting the space beside him on the bed. You
swallowed and walked over, slowly lying down, your gaze flicking to him every
other second, in case you were doing something wrong. Bro wasn't even watching
you.
"Now. Dave. You've been acting really weird lately. Tell me what's wrong," Bro
said, once you were lying down. He secured an arm around you to hold you in
place. You blinked at him, fear and worry rising in you like bile. You quickly
shook your head.
"Ten," Bro yawned. You felt confused. Ten? What did he mean by-
"Nine," Bro said. Oh. That's what he meant. You swallowed audibly.
"Eight. ... Seven. ... Six," Bro counted down, slowly. You opened your mouth,
closed it, opened it again. No sound came out. You couldn't form words.
"Five. ... Four. ... Three. ... Two," Bro continued, watching you with the
faintest hint of worry on his face. Did he actually care? He couldn't. Bro
couldn't care. Bro never cared. Right?
"One. ..." Bro paused, waiting, but you stayed silent.
~*~Who let the angst out? Me, me me, me-me~*~
"Zero. Time's up, kiddo. Tell me," he said finally. You felt tears pricking at
your eyes. You couldn't tell him. You couldn't. After about a second, you shook
your head, and instantly you were upside down, Bro's hand around one of your
ankles, keeping you up. You couldn't help it, you started crying. Bro shifted
slightly, and when you looked up at him, he had an expression of mostly-
concealed shock on his face. He hesitated, but then gently sat you down on the
bed, sitting beside you and hugging you.
"Dave..." he said quietly, "You can tell me what's wrong. I won't laugh at you,
I won't judge you, you can tell me anything, you know that?" he waited, and you
shook your head.
"Can you at least answer my questions? You don't have to talk, just nod or
shake your head, okay?" Bro tried, and you hesitated, but slowly nodded.
"Alright. ... Has it got something to do with your..." he paused, "dream?" you
nodded slightly. He had probably figured that out by how embarrassed you looked
afterwards. Bastard. Bro stayed silent for about half a minute, which gave you
enough time to stop crying. You didn't pull away from the embrace, though, and
neither did Bro.
"... Are you gay?" Bro asked, almost tentatively, and you froze. Were you gay?
You did think about your brother like that, but no other guys. Then again, you
didn't think of any girls like that. Did that mean you were gay? Bro seemed to
sense your turmoil, because he quickly added; "It's okay if you are," of course
it was okay. Bro brought home guys about once a week, at least. You hadn't seen
him bring home a girl for years. You had no doubt that he was about as straight
as a rainbow. You nodded slowly, hesitantly. Bro reassuringly rubbed your back.
"Is that all that's troubling you?" he asked. You shook your head. Bro seemed
to think for a while.
"Was it a guy in your dream?" he asked. You nodded. No point hiding that. It
was kind of obvious, anyway.
"Is the problem... Who it was?" another nod.
"Was it John?" Bro asked bluntly. You almost laughed. No, oh god, John? You
shook your head adamantly. No, heh, good joke Bro, John, hahaha...
"Do I know him?" Bro continued his questioning. You almost whimpered, but you
nodded. Bro kept silent for a few seconds, apparently thinking on who he knew
that it might be.
"Who is it?" he asked, after thinking for a while. You said nothing.
"Just tell me, Dave," Bro said firmly.
"... You..." you muttered, too quietly for Bro to hear.
"Pardon? I won't judge you Dave, speak up," he said. You swallowed, and took a
few seconds to compose yourself.
"... You," you repeated, more clearly. Bro went still.
"Dave. That's not funny," he said, harshly. You cringed.
"I wasn't joking," you whispered. Bro froze even more, if that were possible,
and said nothing. You started crying again, but Bro made no move to comfort
you. With a quiet sob you tore yourself away from his grip - he seemed too
stunned to stop you - and scrambled out of his bed, almost falling on the floor
as you did so, before running full pelt out of the room, and into yours.
You could feel Bro's gaze burning you the whole way there.
***** And thus the happy was found once more *****
Chapter Summary
     Welp. More angst. But maybe not for long...
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
When you entered your room, you slammed the door behind you, and ran forward to
flop face first onto the bed. You let out a choked sob, grabbing a pillow and
attempting to smother yourself. It wasn't fair- why did you tell him? Why did
you think, even for a second, he might accept you? He was your Bro, he would
never feel that way for you. You were so stupid. So, so, so stupid. You
mentally punched yourself. Hard. In the gut.
You didn't realise how much you were crying until you raised your head slightly
and saw a large damp spot on your pillow, and the tears still falling from the
tip of your nose onto it. You rolled onto your back, choking back a sob, and
then almost fucking screamed as Bro's face was right in front of you. Well,
shit.
"Fuck off," you snarled, angrily wiping your eyes. Bro didn't move, so you
tried to kick him where it hurts. He stopped your leg with his hand, then
casually sat on the edge of the bed. You turned your head away, silently
'stupid stupid stupid stupid," over and over to yourself.
"You ran away before I could talk. That's rude, kiddo. So unironic," Bro said
calmly. You said nothing.
"Listen, I was just... I was thinking about some shit. You know, I was...
thinking, I can't, you know, be with you. It's wrong. It's... Pretty messed
up," Bro continued. You set your jaw tightly, trying not to cry any more. You
failed a little bit.
"And then I was thinking, well, our relationship is pretty fucked up
already..." Bro looked at you very deliberately and your heart stopped.
"Uh-huh," you managed to choke out, "so that means...?"
"Well. I can try to be with you. See if it works? Fuck what society thinks, I
already took photos of you while you were sleeping naked for plushrump," the
smile that had been edging on to your face while Bro spoke disappeared
suddenly.
"You fucking didn't," you said. Bro smirked.
"Of course I didn't, I was kidding," he assured you. You wondered if he was
actually telling the truth this time, or if he actually had taken photos of
you... You decided to disregard this.
Bro had agreed to try being with you.
You couldn't help it if you were grinning like a dork at this point.
"No grinning. It's uncool," Bro corrected you, and you stopped, settling for a
slight smile instead. Bro smirked back.
"So uh, what now?" you asked, wiping your eyes again, with more effect this
time.
"Well. TV and pizza?" Bro suggested.
"It's a date," you said. Ironically.
"Love you babe," Bro replied. Even more ironically.
~*~*~
You ended up watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic together, of course.
The pizza which Bro had ordered had been instantly nuked; making it burn every
time you tried to touch it. Bro naturally disregarded this, picking up a piece
immediately and shoving it into your face. You retaliated, ignoring the pain.
Your honor was at stake here.
It turned into an all out war, Bro shoving the pizza toward you, you trying to
either dodge or eat it, and vice versa. Luckily both you and Bro managed to eat
enough to sustain yourselves before all of the pizza ran out. Then you turned
to watch MLP again, but you had to both roll on the floor for a bit as you
noticed that somehow a piece of pizza had gotten stuck to the TV. Somehow. It
was nice. It was normal, or at least as normal as things got with you. It was
comfortable. Once the TV=pizza incident was cleared up, you settled back and
watched it idly. At one point you carefully shifted so you were right next to
Bro, and when he then put his arm around you, you could practically feel your
heart miss a beat. Which was a little embarrassing, but who cared, because it
was Bro.
You fell asleep there comfortably.
~*~*~
When you woke up, you were in your bed. It took you a moment to realise that
Bro must have carried you there, and another moment to realise that it was
actually Bro's bed.
And then another moment to realise Bro was lying next to you.
And then another moment for your mind to process this, your... lower areas to
pick up on this, and respond enthusiastically.
At least Bro wasn't awake.
"Oh, you woke up," came Bro's voice, and fuck your life. You rolled onto your
side before him, thanking the invention of blankets that helpfully covered any
suspicious lumps.
"Mm-hmm," you yawned, blinking a few times to hold back the wateriness in your
eyes that always fucking happened when you yawned. Bro smirked.
"Slept well, your highness?" he asked.
"Of, most definitely, kind sir," you replied. Bro nodded, taking off his shades
in a sweeping manner, staring deep into your shadesless eyes. You briefly
wondered were they were.
"Oh, your eyes are the most beautiful shade of creepy red," he whispered.
"Oh, sir, you flatter me so! I think mayhaps I shall swoon," you fluttered your
eyelashes.
"I think I know how I might be able to stop that," Bro looked directly at you,
a smirk pulling at the edge of his mouth. Your breath caught in your throat.
"What might that be then?" you asked. In a flash, Bro had you pinned down,
mercilessly tickling you.
So close.
~*~*~
Chapter End Notes
     I'm sorry for making you wait so long.
     Puppies.
     That will be all.
***** Evil plans *****
Chapter Summary
     This chapter is alternately titled;
     'In which Dave is stupid and has a severe case of blue balls and Bro
     is careful because for some reason he believes that having sex with
     his under age brother is a bad thing ha ha silly Bro.'
     'And then they have sex.'
     'Almost.'
Chapter Notes
     throws chapter at you and absconds
     *dead*
See the end of the chapter for more notes
It had been about a week since Bro had agreed to try being with you. You were
starting to doubt this.
You think, maybe, he was only saying that to make you feel better.
You think perhaps he said that he would be with you to pacify you.
Because you had a terrible case of blue balls.
All that had changed since his agreement was that you would sleep in his room
every other night, and he would occasionally kiss you. Not actual kissing, but
just sort of quick kisses, on your cheek or forehead or some shit. As a
growing, hormonal boy, you found this endlessly frustrating, and you were
currently devising a plan to get some makeouts and possibly a bit more than
that.
Bro was going to a gig tonight. That basically meant, usually, he would get
hammered and take a chick - or more often a guy - home and screw them into the
futon while you tried to block out the noise with your head under your pillow.
However, before you left, you questioned him about this, and he promised not to
bring someone home.
"Don't be stupid, lil' man," he chuckled. "In a relationship means no screwing
other people, you should know this."
"Yeah," you said a bit quietly, feeling a bit conflicted. He said he was in a
relationship with you, and that made you feel kind of really fucking happy, but
he hadn't done anything with you, not even a shitty makeout.
However, he would probably, as per usual, get hammered at his gig, and come
home drunk (and horny). However, this time he'd have no-one to screw - except
you.
You were a pretty sick kid, but you didn't really care, because your dick
demanded lots of either masturbation or sex. And thus far you had had to deal
with masturbation, especially in the mornings when you woke up in Bro's bed,
because sleeping next to him made you hella horny. Not that you cared.
You made sure to have a nice two-hour nap (On Bro's bed) after Bro left,
because you didn't want to fall asleep while waiting up for him. After your
nap, you went out to the living room, and surfed channels for a while.
Nothing was on. Nothing was ever on.
After about ten minutes of this you gave up and went to fuck with people over
the internet. There was this one forum which you went on quite often, because
there was some raging kid on there who always yelled at you for no apparent
reason, and you found it funny. He also had very inventive names, like 'bulge
licker' and 'asshat'. It was really quite amusing. Today, he raged at you for
quite a while, and you managed to kill maybe an hour on there before he
ragequit and you shut down your computer to go do something else. You were
quite content to watch shitty tv for a while, having amused yourself enough to
not really care.
Unfortunately, you fell asleep after a while, unable to keep awake while lying
down, being warm and comfortable, and watching shitty tv.
When you woke up, it was to the sound of the door. Bro was home, and you were
only just waking up. You quickly rubbed your eyes, blinking a few times, and
sitting up casually, just in time. Bro walked in, looked at you, paused.
"You should be asleep," he slurred, obviously at least slightly drunk.
"Nah, I decided to stay up," you replied casually, running one hand through
your hair as you gave a sideways glance downwards a little. Yeah, Bro was
definitely horny. There was a prominent bulge in his trousers, one that didn't
help you in the slightest.
"Dave," you jumped slightly as Bro's voice came from your other side. Fucking
flashstep, dammit.
"You should have gone to bed, Dave," Bro whisked your shades off, and his own,
and you stared into his orange eyes, feeling a tiny bit scared. Bro sounded...
Weird. Different.
The next thing you knew, there was something solid at your back, something
round-ish at your throat, and your feet weren't touching the floor. Huh. Bro
had picked you up and slammed you against the wall. You suddenly wished that
you had gone to sleep.
However, that sentiment didn't last long as Bro pressed his body against you,
and roughly pressed his mouth to yours. Ah- Fucking- yes.
Oh yes.
This was exactly what you had wanted. You kissed back as well as you could, but
there wasn't much leverage to be had, considering there was no ground beneath
your feet. Bro seemed to realise this, pulling away from you slightly.
"Wrap your legs around my waist," was all he said before violently reconnecting
your mouths. You complied eagerly, letting out a soft sound which you would
later deny as he ground against you, rocking your hips together. Oh fuck, that
was nice.
It got even nicer as Bro abandoned your mouth in favor of attacking your neck
with sucking and biting, and you tried (and failed) to restrain a whimper as he
ground against you once more.
"I think we should move to my room before I start fucking you against the
wall," Bro growled matter-of-factly against your neck, and you moaned.
"Fuck- that might be a good idea, yeah," you agreed, mind hazy with pleasure.
Your mind was so foggy that you didn't even care as Bro carried you all the way
to his room, marking your neck the whole time.
Brilliant plan you had there, Dave.
Chapter End Notes
     I was listening to ICP while writing this.
     Kill me.
     Now.
End Notes
     And then they all died. The end.
     (Just kidding)
     (Or am I...)
     (Yeah, I am.)
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