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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Jake_English/Dirk_Strider
  Character:
      Jake_English, Dirk_Strider
  Additional Tags:
      Shower_Sex, Jake_is_constantly_horny, Dirk_sure_as_hell_doesnt_mind,
      underage_b/c_theyre_only_about_17
  Series:
      Part 1 of Touch_Me,_Fuck_Me
  Stats:
      Published: 2016-07-06 Words: 1391
****** The Great Shower Adventure ******
by ScarletteFox718
Summary
     Jake is horny almost 24/7 now that he’s finally around Dirk in their
     lands. His neediness finally outweighs his self-control, and he joins
     Dirk in the shower after a particularly exhausting bit of fisticuffs
     against imps.
     Kinks: Neediness & Shower/Locker Room Sex
Notes
     This is for a series of kinks generated by a random kink generator on
     tumblr. Enjoy~
“I’m going to go shower, alright? I’ll be out soon. Then you can shower, Jake,”
said one Dirk Strider after decapitating an imp that had gotten into the house.
They’d been fighting these damn things all day and weren’t getting anywhere. It
was annoying. All they were doing was getting more grist. It wasn’t helping
their quests nor was it helping them in general because Dirk knew they were in
a null session. Nothing would ever come from it. They had to wait for their
help from a different session. It had been a year already. He was starting to
lose sight of it.
 
“Alright then, Dirk. That suits me just fine. Now hurry up. I’d quite like a
quickie of a shower. Those imps were gross,” answered Jake, black hair mussed
up sexily from all the fighting. God, Dirk had such a boner for him. Well,
better make his shower a cold one.
 
“You got it. One quick shower coming up,” replied the blonde, walking into his
bathroom and starting the water. He stripped his dirty, black outfit off and
stepped into the stream, hissing at the coldness. He took his shades off and
set them to the side of the sink and returned to rinse his hair. It immediately
fell flat against his head as the water saturated it; his hair wasn’t naturally
anime in its styling, after all. Dirk’s body started acclimating to the
temperature so he was able to stick his scarred body under the full stream and
wash himself off. When he went to put soap in his hair to wash the nasty imp
blood from it, he heard a noise behind him. Next thing he knew, there was a
pair of dark, toned arms wrapped around him.
 
“Jake? What the hell?”
 
“Jesus, Dirk. This water is freezing. Turn it up, will you?”
 
“What the hell are you doing in here?”
 
“Can’t a lad take a shower with his lover? It’s not like we haven’t seen one
another naked before, chap.” Jake had a point on that one. The two had had sex
before, so naturally they  had  seen each other naked. Still, he’d surprised
the hell out of Dirk, which was a hard thing to accomplish. However, the Texan
reached behind him to the shower nozzle and turned the heat up, making it nice
and warm, eliciting a nice sigh from him. Jake also gave an exhale of
appreciation at the warmer water and helped Dirk rinse the shampoo from his
hair. When that was done, the blond could finally open his strange orange eyes
to look down into his boyfriend’s bright green ones. Although, the brightness
was muted and the eyes darker in hue as said boyfriend seemed to stare at him
hungrily.
 
“Jake? Is everything alright?”
 
“Not really, Dirk. See, I have a mite bit of a problem,” he stated gesturing
downward. Dirk followed his hand and noted a very erect and decently sized
penis just barely not touching his own.
 
“Oh,” was all he could say.
 
“So you see, I figured we could have shower sex because honestly? I can’t take
it anymore. Your mastery over your fighting craft is so sexy, I wanted to bang
you on the battleground,” the teenager admitted, moving in and nipping at
Dirk’s neck, dicks finally touching in a way that left both of them gasping.
Jake reached down to grab the pale one and stroked it lightly, causing it to
twitch in arousal.
 
“J-jake…” Dirk moaned, head tilted back to give his boyfriend more room.
 
“Yes, Dirk?” he responded, voice even deeper with lust. It rumbled in the
blond’s ear and sent shivers right down his spine in anticipation. Without
thinking, he clung to Jake in the spray of the showerhead, getting water in
both their eyes. Neither cared, however. Jake continued to leave hickeys all
over the other’s neck as he rubbed their dicks together.
 
“F-fuck… Fuck me. God, please fuck me.” It was getting to be too much for Dirk.
Jake was hot, and he wanted the other right there and right then.
 
“As you wish, my Prince,” said Jake, lust lacing his voice as he gave his
boyfriend a hot smirk. With minimal effort, Jake lifted Dirk up so the other
could lean against the wall of the shower and wrap his legs around the Aussie’s
waist. His strong hands gripped the other’s ass tightly, massaging slightly as
well. The black-haired teen kissed the blond roughly, with all the neediness
that he could muster - which was a lot considering the two had sex almost every
day due to Jake’s neediness.
 
Things started off innocent enough with Dirk wrapping his arms around Jake and
kissing back. However, within a few moments, the two were grinding against each
other, Jake’s dick teasing Dirk’s entrance. The two were moaning into the kiss
as they humped, Jake finally speaking up.
 
“Dirk. Please, can I go inside? I can’t take much more of this. I need you. I
need to be  in  you.” All the blond could do was nod, not being able to find
his voice in the lust. Jake then spread his boyfriend’s cheeks and entered
swiftly, not needing to prepare the other seeing as they’d had sex not too long
before the imp battle. The two moaned loudly at the sensations each were
receiving as Jake began thrusting into Dirk. The first few thrusts were
straight but quickly turned to ramming right into the blond’s prostate, making
him see stars every time. Jake certainly knew exactly what he was doing.
 
The shower was filled with grunts, groans, and moans as the two fucked
relentlessly. Dirk had no idea how his boyfriend was keeping steady in the
slowly cooling shower. He wasn’t complaining, though. Jake started going
rougher, faster, and deeper, hitting that bundle of nerves with every stroke as
he approached his breaking point. It was almost as if he were losing control
with Dirk. The blond decided to squeeze around Jake’s cock, resulting in a loud
groan and a harder thrust than he’d been doing. Jake re-steadied himself and
looked up at his boyfriend.
 
“I won’t be able to hold on much longer. Stroke yourself, Dirk. Let’s come
together,” he said, eyes dark with lust before burying his face in Dirk’s neck
and leaving more hickeys. He started absolutely pounding into the other while
said other stroked his cock in time with the thrusts. Dirk wouldn’t be able to
last much longer either and was all too happy to oblige.
 
“Dirk. Dirk. Dirk…” Jake repeated as a mantra. It was obvious he was getting
closer by the sporadic movements of his hips. They weren’t smooth thrusts
anymore, but more animalistic in nature. As Dirk stroked himself in time, his
cock twitched as he grew closer to his orgasm as well.
 
“Fuck! Dirk, I’m going to come! Haaaaa….” were the only warning words Jake was
able to give before he came inside his boyfriend, the pressure from his come
causing Dirk to lose it as well. He came all over their chests and stomachs
with a loud moan of his own, head back against the shower wall, the shower
having started running cold again. The two panted in the coolness and tried to
regain control over their extremities as they came down from their respective
highs.
 
“Jake?”
 
“Yes, Dirk?”
 
“That was amazing. Let’s do it again sometime,” Dirk admitted when he could
speak again. Jake gave out a barking laugh and nuzzled Dirk’s cheek.
 
“Of course. My neediness will probably catch up with me again, anyhow, and
it’ll happen regardless.”
 
“I like it that you’re so needy, though. It makes me feel wanted.”
 
“Of course you’re wanted, Dirk. I love you,” Jake stated with a warm smile.
 
“I love you, too, Jake,” was the response. Jake kissed Dirk one last time
before setting him down, making sure he was stable and turning to quickly wash
his own hair of imp blood.
 
“Now let’s finish this shower because it’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass
bra in the middle of winter in the North Pole in here. I don’t like it,” the
black-haired boy said with a laugh, rinsing out his soap covered hair with
Dirk’s help.
 
“What a metaphor, dude.”
 
“I heard it in a movie I watched.”
 
“Of course you did.”
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