Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/11530377. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major Character_Death, No_Archive_Warnings_Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Category: Other Fandom: Steven_Universe_(Cartoon), Undertale_(Video_Game), Five_Nights_at Freddy's, Villainous_(Cartoon), My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_is_Magic, Pocket_Monsters_|_Pokemon_-_All_Media_Types, Terraria Relationship: i_dont_know_x_not_knowing_things, reader_x_confusion, why_is_this_a_story x_abortion_clinics Character: Steven_Universe, Frisk_(Undertale), Freddy_Fazbear, Flowey_(Undertale), Dr._Flug_(Villainous), Black_Hat_(Villainous), Toriel_(Undertale), Sans_ (Undertale), Satoshi_|_Ash_Ketchum, Satoshi's_Pikachu_|_Ash_Ketchum's Pikachu, Pinkie_Pie, Eye_of_Cthulhu, Pearl_(Steven_Universe), Garnet_ (Steven_Universe), Amethyst_(Steven_Universe), Peridot_(Steven_Universe), Original_Characters, Bonnie_(Five_Night's_at_Freddy's), Chica_(Five Night's_at_Freddy's), Foxy_(Five_Nights_at_Freddy's) Additional Tags: Meh., Crossover, lol, XD Stats: Published: 2017-07-17 Updated: 2018-03-10 Chapters: 6/314159 Words: 1110 ****** The Adventures of I hate my life. ****** by er_nul Summary the grand adventures of I hate my life. watch as people engage in epic combat and do nothing but do stuff yaaaa ***** rbeinga, ***** ****** klol hello. ****** ***** just a story here *****   *** the end? *** So. Uh. This story starts off... Uh... I don't know? guess.   *** today  ***  So. Uh. Steven, i guess, was walking around... a-a pizza place, yeeaahh(yah) that's it. he is called, um, universal steven. OTHER WAY AROUND. without some letters.   but there is a hole in the middle of the pizza place WOW SPOOKZ   And Steven fell in. <_>   :|   Steven awokened in a cave hole. And ther was a person next. Frisk.   "hello me name frisk. Frisk say.   "Hi, I'm Stevone." teedog.   Then a robot bear fell in.  it broke instantly.   "Wow, that was so cool! Do it again." Frisk exploded on the bear or wahtever.   The broken machine, otherwise known as FREDD OH MY GOD DUN DUND UND NUFYHJL powered down.   "I think it's dead." LOL frisk is good   "Hold on! I have magic healing spit!" Steven spit on Freddy, and frisk just walked away mumbling 'weirdo'   (frickles pPOOTTTT)   Frost was looking around for some donuts or something, but not the flower!!!   "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!! me names flowey btw" and then friskS soul died or something, and then time was reversed i guess.   'huh'   'ok   . . .   Steven falls back down again.   "hullo." Frisk waves at Steven.   "Hi! What happened? waitwhydidifalldownagain." Steven looked confused.   "I'm offering you a good deal." Frisk waved a broken macbook in the air, and then Freddy fell down and broky.   "What?" Steven raised an eyebrow.   "$2,000 and i will give you quick tech support whenever needed. one time payment." Frisk nodded their head.   "gay." Steven floated away.   This time however, Freddy did not break. "welcome to my pizzeria, oh crap im in a hole"   "Yes." Frisk agreed, and walked towards the flower with the bear.   "ugh your back, i dont care anymore." The Flowey goes under-underground.   Okay i dont care anymrore.od,maijao! ***** What is life? ***** Chapter Summary hell. that's the answer. Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes Frisk and Freddy walked forward into the ruins or whatever.   "you wanna buy some pizza?" Freddy had asked this question multiple times, annoying Frisk's sanity away.   "No."   "you sure?"   "Yes."   "why not?"   "Not hungry."   "you sure?"     "ple-" And then a person walked up to them.   "H-Hello, would you like to buy a gun? I g-guarantee satisfaction!" He was wearing A PAPER BAG.   "Why do you have a bag on your head?" Frisk or AWA.   "Again, satisfaction is guaranteed!" At least this ones wearing a hat.   "i want something." Freddy walked up to the bag wearer and mauled his brains.   Frisk stared in shock. "wtf..."   "Ok im gonna go." Frisk broke in to some random house.   "Hello? Anybody home?" Frisk heard yelling in the distance.   "Hello there, my name is Toariell" Toriel led Frisk inside.   "Hi." Frisk walked downstairs.   "Wait! Do not go down there!" Toriel grabbed Frisk's wrist and took them back up.   "Why?" Frisk gasped. "You're evil! You're gonna eat me!" Frisk ran downstairs and walked into Snowdin Forest or whatever.   "too cold, i don't like it." Freddy is here again.   "How did you get here?" Frisk questioned while continuing to walk.   "magic."   They heard footsteps behind them and Freddy exploded.   "oh crap. i think i killed your buddy there."   "Not my buddy." Frisk murmured.   "oh. ok. anyways, my names sans. sans the skeleton." Sans shrugged for no reason in particular.   "Cool, I'm gonna go." Frisk walked away. Then Sans appeared in front of them.   "WHAT THE!!!" Frisk jumped back and then fell into a hole.   "oops, looks like i killed you." Sans shrugged again walking away from the hole.   ded.   'ok second death i guess.'   Frisk was back brought life to. what?   i dont know.   Freddy exploded instantly. "good riddance." Frisk walked iajs AH   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Chapter End Notes cheep cheep ***** hahaeha ***** Chapter Summary lol "So no weapons?" this POOPY HEAD black hat!! was all up in frisk's BIZZZ   "lol.0" (IN ANOTHER DIMENSION wait what?)   "GO PIKACHU!!!" Ash throw Pikachu at rock.   Pikachu yelped in pain, crashing into the rock.   "Pika!" Pikachu yelled angrily at Ash.   "I don't care." ash is.   But then child protective services took ash away?   LATER IN PRISON   Ash was pissed off, so he made a multidimensional ray to teleport out.   He walked through and saw a kid getting attacked by a unicorn?   "what have i gotten myself into" frisk's brains were fried.   then time reset NOT LAHAHAHHAHA ***** Frisk = DEAD ***** "crap." The unicorn smiled, introducing theirselves.   "yo, im pie pinkie, and im cool. im just doing stuff." Pinkie Pie galloped away like a NERDDDD   lmao lmao lmao lmao   all of the sudden the Eye of Cthulhu flew in through the wall and BATTLE MUSIC!!! DA DA DA DAHHHHHH   duh duh duh duh - duh udhudh udhudh udhuGUAHDIOASYDUHKAOQ*Y&*(UI  BATT MANANNNNN   "WHO SPAWNED THE EYE OF CTHULHU??? WE'RE NOT READY?" who said thAt?   well i guess it's uh...   Black Hat/Dr. Flug/Ash VS Eye of Cthulhu?   i dont know   there's probably other people.   "I'M BACK!!!" steven's back   "What is this place?" he brought friends. like pearl. pearl said.   More importantly friends like garnet and amytherst and dotiper.   ya   so uh... recap i guess.   Steven/Garnet/Pearl/Amethyst/Peridot/Black Hat/Dr. Flug/Ash VS Eye of Cthulhu.   "Don't worry, this world is expert mode." Then two people jumped down. they had names above them.   "Who are these people?" AweSomeGUY192 sais. great name.   "Maybe NPCs? i dunno man" lolezfite saisf8D!. they get better and better.   also freddy is back.   he brought friends.   "hi" said bonnie?   "hi" said chicaa   "hi" said foxy   "hi" said pikachu. wait what?   sO, RECAP....!!!   Pikachu/Foxy/Chica/Bonnie/AweSomeGUY192/lolezfite/Steven/Garnet/Pearl/Amethyst/ Perdiot/Black Hat/Dr. Flug/Ash VS Eye of Cthulhu   wait what has the eye of cthulhu been doing?   Ash's vital organs were ruptured by Eye of Cthulhu.   crap he was attacking ash.   Pikachu/Foxy/Chica/Bonnie/AweSomeGUY192/lolezfite/Steven/Garnet/Pearl/Amethyst/ Perdiot/Black Hat/Dr. Flug VS Eye of Cthulhu   GO!!!   Eye of Cthulhu has been defeated! ***** ok gg no re ***** Chapter Summary Yes I'm gonna make a story mroe to lmi likgins ***** Chapter 5 ***** screw this go read my new story Jump ***** The Incredible Battle Against Oxygen! ***** Chapter Summary i forgot what the characters are so whatver Chapter Notes hi See the end of the chapter for more notes The Oxygen was FLOURESCNETLY COLORED LIKE A RAINBOW. Everybody loved it, Everybody being... As such. Yes. I don't know who are here. But they is. The Main Characters flowed through the world! As they knew... THEY WERE INVINCIBLE!!! Who are the Main Characters you might ask? I DON'T KNOW!!! I haven't written a story in like... 2 months? sounds about right. ok i just checked and theres too many people so im gonna put a bit less   ash is back to life and we got steven and pearl and chica or something   idk Main Characters are the following: Ash, Steven, Pearl, and Chica!   ok im borer right no   so leme ju     saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ok i wanna update an actual story now so bye for a bit Chapter End Notes bye Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!