Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/381767. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage, Rape/Non-Con Category: Gen Fandom: Homestuck Character: Dave_Strider, Rose_Lalonde, Terezi_Pyrope, Kanaya_Maryam, Karkat_Vantas, Gamzee_Makara, John_Egbert, Jade_Harley, Davesprite, Nannasprite, Jaspersprite Additional Tags: Boku_No_Pico Stats: Published: 2012-04-13 Completed: 2012-06-04 Chapters: 2/2 Words: 13763 ****** THE OCHINCHIN IS FUCKING STUPID ****** by orphan_account Summary Homestuck watches Boku_no_Pico.   Extremely image heavy. ***** Boku no Pico ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/meteortime.gif] CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board cool kids club. CTG: alright listen up CTG: this is going to be a long three years on our respective shitrafts CTG: so lets CTG: waste CTG: some CTG: fucking CTG: time CTG: i am gonna stream something fucking incredible and youre all going to watch CTG: and cool it on the time bullshit lets keep this linear for once ok FUTURE terminallyCapricious [FTC] 37 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo. FTC: THIS WAS A MOTHERFUCKING MISTAKE. CTG: sweet someone for me to make an example of CTG banned FTC from responding to memo. CTG: past and future assholes get out CURRENT tentacleTherapist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTT: Here I go again, blindly clicking every link that's sent to me. CTT: What have I gotten myself into this time? CTG: hey lalonde CTG: wanna watch a cartoon about a little kid getting raped CTT: Sure. CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGC: H3Y COOLK1D >:] CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGA: Hello CTG: sup ladies CTT: Hi. CGC: WH4T 4R3 W3 DO1NG? CTG: im about to show you the fucking pinnacle of human animated cinema CTG: i hope youre ready for this tz CGC: 1 W4S H4TCH3D R34DY D4V3 CTG: you better be CGC: OH CGC: D1D YOU G1V3 TH3 L1NKS TO K4RK4T?? CTG: no CTG: you do it if you want CTG: hell just start screaming and shoveling shit out of his baby ass diaper if it comes from me CGA: I Do Not Think That Will Be An Issue CGA: Karkat Does Not Wear A Diaper CTG: how would you know CGA: I Admit I Dont Have First Hand Knowledge CGA: But I Am Fairly Confident CGA: I Guess CTT: The diaper was metaphorical, Kanaya. CGA: Oh CGA: I See CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: I DON'T FUCKING WEAR A DIAPER. CCG: FUCK YOU, STRIDER. CTG: then whats that noxious stonk i smell every time i walk by CTG: god damn i can smell it from across the meteor CCG: YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE IT'S YOU? CCG: MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE SLATHERED IN SUCH A THICK COAT OF FESTERING WASTE THAT YOU ARE UTTERLY UNABLE TO PERCEIVE THE OUTSIDE WORLD BEYOND YOUR OWN FECULENT COCOON OF SELF-AGGRANDIZEMENT. CTG: maybe CGC: H3R3 W3 GO 4G41N CTG: but when i turn into a big shit butterfly youll still be there in your big poopy nappy with nobody to change it CTT: Shit moth. CTG: what CTT: Moths spin cocoons, not butterflies. CTT: The pupa of a butterfly is called a chrysalis. CTG: lalonde why you gotta go and ruin everything with your CTG: books CTG: and your CTG: learning CTT: What was the point of all those years spent trawling Wikipedia for useless trivia if not to employ it in ostentatious displays of pedantry? CTG: im pretty sure the point of useless things is to not use them CTT: I'll take your word for it. CCG: THIS IS ALREADY FUCKING TERRIBLE. CGC: SHUSH K4RK4T >:] CGC: TH1S W1LL B3 LOTS OF FUN! CCG: IF YOU SAY SO. CCG: UGH. DID YOU INVITE GAMZEE? CTG: no on account of CTG: fucking crazy CTG: wasnt particularly in the mood for more hilariously sexual allusions to my gruesome death and subsequent consumption CTG: gotta take that shit in moderation you know how it is CCG: HE'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE. CCG: IT'LL BE FINE. CTG: yeah ok whatever CGA: Do We Have To Include Him CCG: YES, WE HAVE TO INCLUDE HIM. CCG: WE'RE GOING TO BE STUCK ON THIS METEOR TOGETHER FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. CCG: SO WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO GET ALONG. CGA: Ugh CTG: wow drama CGC: >:? CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTC: hello my motherfuckers. :o) CCG: HEY GAMZEE. CGA: Hello CGC: >:? >:? CTC: WHAT'S ALL UP AND GOING DOWN WITH THIS THING? CCG: WHAT'S GOING DOWN IS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BEHAVE YOURSELF AND GENERALLY NOT EMBARRASS ME BY BEING A PSYCHOTIC PIECE OF SHIT, OKAY? CTC: honk. :o( CTG: awkward CGA: Just Tell Me When We Start CTT: I'll pester you, Kanaya. CTG: alright im getting the failboat crew in here CURRENT ectoBiologist [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: hey dave, rose, karkat! CTG: hey egbert CTT: Hello. CCG: HEY. CGC: 1 SM3LL BLU3B3RR13S >:] CEB: and hi terezi! and everybody else i guess. CTC: HONK. :oD CEB: eheheh. so what are we doing? CTG: remember that thing ive been trying to get you to watch since forever CEB: oh god. CEB: no, dave. CTG: no its happening CEB: dave no. CTG: you cant get out of it this time CEB: yes i can, dave. CEB: i can just close this window right now. CEB: just like every other time. CTG: shut up egbert were watching this CEB: no! CTG: yes CEB: no. CTG: yes CEB: no. CTG: yes CEB: ugh, fine. CEB: but only so you'll finally stop asking me! CTT: Now I'm almost excited to see this. CTG: you would be CURRENT gardenGnostic [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGG: hi everybody!! CTG: sup harley CEB: hey! CCG: UGH, TOO MANY HUMANS. CGG: oh be quiet karkat :P hehehe CGG: oh! did you send the stuff to davesprite?? CTG: shit i forgot about that guy CGG: daaaave CCG: OH, PLEASE NO. CCG: ONE OF HIM IS TORMENT ENOUGH. CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG2] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG2: hey CGG: hiiii :D CTG: sup me CTG2: dont mind me just being a big shitty bird nobody remembers CTG2: wow i even get a 2 next to my name CTG2: identity crisis CGC: 1 R3M3MB3R YOU M1ST3R OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S >:] CTG2: thanks terezi CTG2: im shedding a big fat tear over here CGC: 1 W1SH 1 COULD T4ST3 YOUR T34RS TOO OTH3R D4V3 CGC: 1 B3T TH3Y T4ST3 L1K3 D3L1C1OUS L1QU1D C4NDY TR34TS CGC: H3H3H3 CTG2: well that isnt weird at all CTG: nope CCG: UUUGHHHH CTG: uh oh better watch out CTG: pricess sunshines getting his panties in a bunch again CTG: see he has this thing where any time terezi talks to me he starts, i dunno, hallucinating that shes sucking me off CGC: WH4T >8O CTG: thats my working hypothesis anyway CTG: i cant think of any other explanation for the degree of rectal ragnarok this guy is packing CTG2: wow that must be a crippling disability for him to live with each day CTG2: my sympathies dude CTT: I wish I'd thought to alchemize popcorn. CCG: WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN HERE? CCG: CONSIDERING I HATE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I EXPECTED ANY EVENT YOU'VE ORCHESTRATED TO BE ANYTHING LESS THAN AN EXERCISE IN THE MOST EXCRUCIATING, TORMENTUOUS AGONY THE CORTICES OF MY THINKPAN ARE EVEN PHYSIOLOGICALLY CAPABLE OF PROCESSING. CEB: wow, uh. CCG: IT TAKES EVERY LAST FIBER OF SELF-RESTRAINT IN MY BEING TO RESIST JUST HOLDING YOU DOWN AND PUNCHING YOU IN THE BULGE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU HEMORRHAGE AND DIE. CGC: K4RK4T >:\ CTG2: hahahaha look at this guy he thinks hes tough CTG2: its adorable CTG: hahaha i know right CTG: hes like this scrappy little toy poodle except smaller and less intimidating CGC: D4V3S >:/ CCG: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHITTY ORANGE FLAPPING DINGLEBERRY OF A CLONE. CGG: HEY!!! CTG: right back at you buddy CGG: knock it off!! CGG: you guys are acting like a couple of big babies, this is ridiculous CTG: sorry mom CCG: CAN WE JUST GET THIS GRUESOME TRAINWRECK OVER AND DONE WITH BEFORE I HAVE TO LOBOTOMIZE MYSELF? FTC: IS ANYONE GONNA TELL A MOTHERFUCKER WHAT'S GOING ON? CCG: NO, SHUT UP THE FUCK UP. FTC: oh. :o( CTG: look what you did man CTG: you went and made the murderous clown sad CCG: I SWEAR TO GOD CGC: S1GH CTT: While this is all extremely entertaining, perhaps it's best if we move on? CEB: that's... probably a good idea. CTG: ok whatever CTG: i got everybody right CGG: oh!! CGG: we should invite all of the sprites CGG: theyre people too you know! CTG2: aww shucks harley CGG: hehehe :D CTG: sure why not CTG: bring in the fuckin nakkadiles the more the merrier CEB: uh, maybe not ALL the sprites! CURRENT Nannasprite [CNS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CNS: Hoo hoo hoo! CEB: oh my god. CGG: hi nannasprite!!! CGC: H1 >:] CNS: Hello, kids! CNS: What are we watching? :B CTT: I don't think you'd be familiar with it. CEB: i CTG2: hahahaha CEB: er. CNS: Is something the matter? CEB: um, nanna? CEB: gosh, i don't want to be rude! CEB: but i think i would maybe be a little uncomfortable watching... uh. CEB: this kind of thing. CEB: with my grandmother. CNS: I understand, dear. CNS: I wouldn't want to come between you and your friends! CEB: thanks, nanna! CEB: maybe we can watch something that isn't... this. CEB: later. CNS: That sounds wonderful! CNS: I have plenty to baking to catch up on, anyhoo. CNS: I understand I've been gone for thirteen years now; I'd best get to work if I want to make up for all that lost time! CEB: oh boy... CNS: Hoo hoo hoo, toodleoo! :B CNS ceased responding to memo. CTG: hahahaha did that just happen CCG: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? CTG2: im fucking dying CTG2: oh man CEB: yeah, i can see that. asshole. CGC: YOUR N4NN4 1S D3L1C1OUS CEB: ... CEB: i'm not even going to reply to that? CGG: ... why cant nannasprite watch?? :/ CGG: WHAT exactly are we watching? CTG2: oh youll see harley CTG: you will fucking see CGG: ... CGG: i CGG: dont think i like the sound of that >_> CGC: 1 DO >:] CURRENT Jaspersprite [CJS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CJS: Oh hello meow. :3 CTT: Well. CTT: I, for one, have no problem with watching this with my undead talking cat. CTT: No need for further delays from my camp. Shall we get this show on the road? CTG: yeah sure CTG: is everybody here CTG2: lets fuckin go CTT: Let me tell Kanaya. CEB: sigh. CCG: UNFORTUNATELY. CJS: Yes im a cat meow. CTC: HONK. CGC: 1M 3XC1T3D H3H3H3 CGG: yup... >_> CGA: I Am Here Now CTG: alright CTG: lets do this [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(1).jpg] CEB: eegghhh. CTG2: egbert its been playing two seconds [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(2).jpg] CCG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF THIS UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY SONG. CTG: thats what the subtitles are for bro try reading CEB: it's japanese, karkat. CEB: it's one of our other human languages. we have a lot of those! [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(3).jpg] CCG: WHY ARE THE EYES SO BIG??? CTG: hes got a dire case of the animes CCG: WHAT. CTG2: dont question it [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(4).jpg] CTC: honk. ;o) CCG: GAMZEE CCG: JUST DON'T. CTG2: wow let the man honk CTG2: what are you some kind of honk fascist [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(5).jpg] CEB: that sure is a butt. CTT: Are the feet supposed to be butts as well? CTG: no im pretty sure theyre just supposed to be terribly drawn [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(6).jpg] CGG: umm... [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(7).jpg] CEB: oh god. CTT: The plot thickens. CEB: oh god. CCG: WHAT THE FUCK? CGG: omg dave is this porn??? CTG2: just keep watching CGG: omg... CGA: Hm CGA: This Is Educational CGC: D4V3 WH4T 1S TH1S C4RTOON CGC: 1T SM3LLS 4WFULLY F1SHY CTG: trust me fishy is the absolute last thing this thing is [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(8).jpg] CCG: WOW, HUMAN ANIMATORS MUST BE REALLY SKILLED. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(9).jpg] CJS: Hm. CJS: I think it may be because i am a cat but i dont quite know whats going on meow. CTT: Jaspers, we're currently watching a pubescent boy exposing his swollen nipples as he removes his stockings. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(10).jpg] CCG: WAIT, THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BOY? CTG: dude did you miss the dick CGA: Oh CGA: I Had Simply Assumed That The Bulge Was A Feature Of Female Human Anatomy CCG: HUMANS ARE FUCKING WEIRD. CTT: This cartoon is quite stylized. CTT: Typical human girls and boys are much closer to what you're familiar with, from what I've gathered. CGA: I See [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(11).jpg] CGA: So Human Females Do Not Actually Have Bulges CTT: Not usually, no. CGA: Usually CTT: Yes. CGA: Rose Do You Have A Bulge CTT: No, Kanaya, I do not have a bulge. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(12).jpg] CCG: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK CEB: aaaaauuuuugggggghhhhhhgfshgfsr i can't believe i'm watching this! CTC: huh. CGG: omfg CGC: TH31R BULG3S T4ST3 FUZZY CTG: hahahahahahaha CGA: Oh My CGG: DAVE WHAT THE FUCK??? CTG2: whats the matter harley CTG2: its just a couple of guys jacking each other off no big deal CGG: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwewewew CGG ceased responding to memo. CTG: hahaha oh man CTG: im surprised she lasted that long honestly [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(13).jpg] CTT: It's a good thing that disclaimer is there, or else this might have been weird. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(14).jpg] CEB: oh no. CEB: no. CEB: no no no no no CTG: its barely started egbert keep your pants on CCG: OKAY, SO REALLY, WHAT IS WITH THE PIXELS? CTT: The Japanese have to censor their pornography by law. CTT: Or had to, I suppose. CCG: DOESN'T THAT SORT OF DEFEAT THE POINT. CTT: Don't look at me. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(15).jpg] CCG: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING? CGA: I Am Confused CGA: Is The Point Of Recreational Intercourse Not To Receive Pleasure CGA: This Appears To Be Unpleasant CTG: the point of sex is also to not fuck little boys but they screwed that one up too so who knows [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(16).jpg] CGC: TH3S3 SOUNDS 4R3 R34LLY GROSS CGC: TH1S C4RTOON 1S 4 S3NSORY 4SS4ULT CGC: 1 L1K3 1T >:] CTG: never change tz [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(17).jpg] CCG: DON'T TELL ME HE'S GOING TO [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(18).jpg] CTG: yup CCG: AUGHH [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(19).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(20).jpg] CCG: IF THEY'RE GOING TO PUT A NOTE AT THE TOP WHY DON'T THEY JUST FUCKING TRANSLATE IT? CTG: listen CTG: that word carries deep cultural connotations that would be lost across linguistic boundaries CTG: the ochinchin is fucking important CCG: THE OCHINCHIN IS FUCKING STUPID. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(21).jpg] CTC: THIS IS MAKING ME A LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING. CTC: uncomfortable. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(22).jpg] CTG: buckle up kids CTG: were in for a wild ride [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(23).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(24).jpg] CTC: WHERE DID THE PORN GO? CGA: I Dont Think I Want To Know [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(25).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(26).jpg] CTG: i wonder CTG: should i creep on some adult women or keep searching for a naked pubescent boy [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(27).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(28).jpg] CTG2: hahaha was that even a fucking question CTT: You're spoiling it. CTG: whoops sorry i wouldnt want to ruin the preeminently crafted plot of boku no pico for you CTT: Thank you. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(29).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(30).jpg] CCG: WHY IS HE JUST STANDING NAKED ON A RANDOM ROCK? CEB: ugh. CEB: this is so so creepy. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(31).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(32).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(33).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(34).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(35).jpg] CTG: help CTG: im getting lost in his animes [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(36).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(37).jpg] CTT: The mysterious case of the disappearing nymphet. CTT: How will our intrepid protagonist overcome this harrowing obstacle and poon a young child? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(38).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(39).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(40).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(41).jpg] CCG: HE JUST HAPPENS TO WALK INTO THE PLACE THE KID WORKS??? CGA: That Does Seem A Bit Unlikely But Perhaps It Will Be Explained Later CTT: I wouldn't count on it. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(42).jpg] CGC: 1 B3T CGC: >:] >;] >:] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(43).jpg] CEB: if he's a boy, why is he dressed like that? CEB: don't tell me his grandfather... CEB: euughh. CGA: Perhaps He Simply Enjoys Feminine Fashions CTC: i think his little bow is wicked cute. :o) [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(44).jpg] CCG: GAMZEE CTC: WHAT'S UP MY MOTHERFUCKER? CCG: JUST CCG: ... NEVERMIND. CTC: honk. :oD [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(45).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(46).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(47).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(48).jpg] CTG: grandpa knows that slice is too choice to keep to himself CEB: jesus, dave. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(49).jpg] CTG: ahahahaha he fucked up [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(50).jpg] CJS: Meow milk. CJS: I havent had milk in a long time meow. :3 CEB: we can alchemize some milk for you if you want, jaspers. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(51).jpg] CTT: Jaspers, who gave you milk? CTT: That isn't good for cats. CJS: Oh sometimes mom would forget it makes me sick and give me milk. CJS: But thats okay because tastes really good meow. :3 [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(52).jpg] CTT: John, please don't give my cat milk. CEB: er, yeah, maybe that's for the best. CEB: i wouldn't want him to start... pooping everywhere. CEB: we get enough of that with davesprite! CEB: ehehehehe. CTG2: better watch out egbert CTG2: who knows what might fall out of the sky [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(53).jpg] CEB: ewww, dave. CTG2: hey you started it CTG2: im just taking this shit joke to its logical conclusion [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(54).jpg] CTG2: and i mean that in both senses of the word CEB: god, shut up. CJS: Meow. :3c [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(55).jpg] CTT: What an artful contrivance! [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(56).jpg] CTG: sup kid dont mind the boner [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(57).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(58).jpg] CCG: WOW, WEIRD??? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(59).jpg] CEB: did he just, like, not notice this guy macking on his neck? CGA: I Guess Not CGA: That Is Rather Strange [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(60).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(61).jpg] CGC: MMM 1C3 CR34M >:] CTT: I get the feeling he'll be getting more than ice cream. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(62).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(63).jpg] CTC: OH. CTC: uh. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(64).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(65).jpg] CCG: CAN THIS KID DO ANYTHING RIGHT?? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(66).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(67).jpg] CTT: Of course not. How else could the narrative conspire to get him licking spunk-colored fluids off his fingers? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(68).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(69).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(70).jpg] CEB: oh wow. CEB: this is like... CEB: wow, really legitimately creepy. :( [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(71).jpg] CTG: hahahaha what the fuck did you expect CTG: its fucking shota CEB: yeah, but, like [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(72).jpg] CEB: man. i just don't think this is that funny, dave. CGA: This Is A Bit Of An Uncomfortable Subject CTG2: look at these chumps CTG2: what kind of loser cant laugh at a little child molestation [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(73).jpg] CTT: I can see a certain morbid comedy in it all. CCG: THIS IS MORE HORRIFYING THAN FUNNY. CCG: LIKE CCG: IT'S SO TERRIBLE, BUT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY. CGC: Y34H S4M3 CTG: see they get it [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(74).jpg] CGC: BUT TH3 T4ST3S OF TH1S C4RTOON 4R3 4LSO CGC: HM CGC: 1NT3R3ST1NG >:] CTG2: hahahaha [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(75).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(76).jpg] CCG: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE HE'S LIKE 5 FUCKING SWEEPS OLD, YOU ODIOUS GRUB DIDDLER??? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(77).jpg] CEB: uugghhhh.... CJS: Meow i dont know if ill be able to understand whats going on at all. 3: CTT: Perhaps it's better if you don't. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(78).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(79).jpg] CEB: okay, i'm sorry, i can't watch this. CEB: this is too much. CTG: oh come on [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(80).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(81).jpg] CEB: sorry, dave! not my thing. CTG: what are you a chicken CTG: you sound like a big chicken john CTG: cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep CTG2: whoa man lay off the cheeps CTG2: a little racial sensitivity here CEB: dude, that isn't even remotely close to the sound a chicken makes. CTG: whatever you say bro [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(82).jpg] CEB: aaaaaand i think this is my cue to get the hell out of dodge. CEB: jaspers, do you wanna go find where jade went off to and play a game or something? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(83).jpg] CJS: Oh sure john that sounds like fun meow. :3 CEB: alright, let's go. CEB ceased responding to memo. CJS ceased responding to memo. CTG: a chicken AND a pussy CTG: goddammit CTT: Slow and unfunny. CTT: Impressive. CTG: oh shut up that was great CCG: NO, IT REALLY WASN'T. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(84).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(85).jpg] CTG2: oh shit its a penis [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(86).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(87).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(88).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(89).jpg] CGC: WHO4 >8O CCG: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR JUNK? CCG: GOD THAT'S TERRIFYING. CGA: I Think Its Fascinating [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(90).jpg] CTG2: pedos havin second thoughts CTT: I am deeply sympathetic. CTT: This story just exudes such pathos. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(91).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(92).jpg] CTC: I HEAR YOU LITTLE MAN. CTC: shit, i feel a little funny myself. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(93).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(94).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(95).jpg] CTG2: ok im gonna take off CTG2: egberts bothering me and ive already seen this shit like a thousand times anyway CTT: Is that so? CTT: That's very interesting, Dave. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(96).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(97).jpg] CTG: wow thanks a lot bro CTG2: hahahaha CTG2: i am so glad im not you dude CTG2: i can just leave when she starts doing that shit [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(98).jpg] CTT: I am twirling my glorious Freudian mustachio as we speak. CTG: yeah yeah CTG: fuck off you fat feathery bastard CTG2: flies off into the fucking sun CGC: SM3LL YOU L4T3R M1ST3R OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S >;D CTG2 ceased responding to memo. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(99).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(100).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(101).jpg] CTC: UHHH. CTC: ... honk. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(102).jpg] CTT: Considering the kid didn't even seem to know what an erection meant a few minutes ago, this is a rather strange line of inquiry. CTG: maybe hes just really confident in his ability to fuck kids and thinks hes got special dick stirring powers other pedos dont [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(103).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(104).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(105).jpg] CTC: I CTC: uh. CTC: I HAVE TO FUCKING GO. CTC: bye. CTC ceased responding to memo. CTG: hahahaha oh man did he really just CTG: oh man CCG: ... [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(106).jpg] CCG: OH GOD CCG: DO THEY EVEN HAVE A BUCKET? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(107).jpg] CGC: 3W CTG: wow tz CTG: i thought you would be into tasting a little boys cum drenched pulsating anus [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(108).jpg] CCG: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO JUST [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(109).jpg] CCG: WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(110).jpg] CTG: this shit is so anime CTG: i cant handle it CTG: every damn time hahaha [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(111).jpg] CCG: WHAT [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(112).jpg] CCG: THE [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(113).jpg] CCG: FUCKING [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(114).jpg] CCG: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(115).jpg] CCG: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(116).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(117).jpg] CTT: Wow. CTT: That is... CTT: A lot of cum. CCG: OH MY GOD CTG: dude what are you flipping out about CTG: its just a 12 year old kid nutting out about three gallons of jizz all over himself CGC: K4RK4T 1S JUST 4 L1TTL3 B4BY W1GGL3R WHOS N3V3R S33N BUCK3TL3SS PORN B3FOR3 >:P CTG: oh right CTG: the bucket thing [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(118).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(119).jpg] CCG: WHAT. CCG: I AM NOT A WIGGLER. CCG: TAKE THAT THE FUCK BACK. CGC: YOU SO 4R3 4 W1GGL3R K4RK4T! CGA: Even I Have Seen Porn Without A Bucket Before Karkat CGA: It Is Not That Big A Deal [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(120).jpg] CCG: WOW ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS??? CCG: I'M SURROUNDED BY FUCKING DEVIANTS, OH MY FUCKING GOD. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(121).jpg] CTT: I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but humans... CTT: Don't even use buckets. CTT: Like, at all. CTT: Ever. CCG: WHAT [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(122).jpg] CTG: its true dude CTG: like we just all up and nut all over each other [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(123).jpg] CTG: gallons and gallons of jizz bursting forth from our intercrural beef sacs CTG: freely deposited wherever we see fit CGC: TH4T SOUNDS 3XC1T1NG >:] CCG: OH MY GOD [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(124).jpg] CTG: dude thats only the beginning CTG: after weve drenched each other in spunk CTG: we gotta just CTG: rub it into each others skin [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(125).jpg] CTG: thats how human babies get planted CCG: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. CTG: then once theyve incubated they violently burst forth out of our skin in droves CTG: thousands of pink squealing human babies writhing atop the desiccated carcass of their mother [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(126).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(127).jpg] CTG: all of them keening out in grief to mourn the parent they will never know before they turn on each other in a cannibalistic frenzy CGC: >:? CCG: I CCG: WHAT? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(128).jpg] CTG: they maim and devour and tear each other apart until only child is left, fat and gorged on the bodies of its slain brothers and sisters CTG: that is how humans are born [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(129).jpg] CGA: Was Any Of That Actually True CTT: No. CGA: Ok I Didnt Think So But I Wanted To Be Sure [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(130).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(131).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(132).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(133).jpg] CTT: Ah, crossdressing. CTT: A classic. CCG: UGH. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(134).jpg] CGA: I Have Been Meaning To Ask CGA: Why Do Various Parts Of His Body Appear Red And Inflamed CTG: idk japan has a shitton of bugs CGA: Oh Thats Unfortunate [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(135).jpg] CTT: The most shocking twist yet. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(136).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(137).jpg] CGA: I Have Never Understood Why Boys Have Such A Problem With Dresses CGA: They Are Very Comfortable And Aesthetic CTT: It's a mystery. CTG: probably because thats hella weird [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(138).jpg] CGA: But Why CTG: it just is CGC: P4NTS 4R3 W4Y B3TT3R TH4N DR3SS3S CGA: I Do Not Agree But I Respect Your Opinion [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(139).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(140).jpg] CGA: I Just Think That Some Boys Would Look Quite Nice In A Well Tailored Dress Or Skirt Thats All CCG: KANAYA. CGA: What [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(141).jpg] CCG: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT AND FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, NO. CGA: What I Did Not Say Anything CCG: YOU WERE THINKING IT. CGA: I Was Not [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(142).jpg] CGA: That Is Your Own Imagination CGA: Imagining Things I Did Not Say And Definitely Was Not Thinking At All CTG: well i for one think a dress would suit you perfectly vantas CTG: itd complement your big leaky vagina CCG: I'M JUST GOING TO ASSUME THAT WHATEVER YOU JUST TYPED WAS CONSISTENT WITH YOUR STANDARD LEVEL OF EGREGIOUS TEXTUAL DIARRHEA AND JUST GIVE YOU A HEARTY "FUCK YOU". CTG: thanks bro [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(143).jpg] CGC: WH4TS WRONG W1TH H1M >:? CTG: hahahaha his fucking TITS CTG: jesus CTT: Wow. CTT: That is impressive. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(144).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(145).jpg] CTT: It's clear why he's molesting pubescent children now. CTT: Only someone who has never seen another human being's chest before would be willing to sleep with him. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(146).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(147).jpg] CGA: That Is Questionable [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(148).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(149).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(150).jpg] CTT: How romantic. CGA: Not Really CGA: Actually That Is Kind Of A Weird Thing To Say [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(151).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(152).jpg] CGC: BL3GH BL3GH BL3GH MY MOUTH F33LS L1K3 1TS FULL OF FUZZ! CGC: D4V3 YOULL H4V3 TO SHOW US SOM3TH1NG L3SS FUZZY N3XT T1M3 >:] CTG: maybe later CTG: weve got two more of these fuckers to get through [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(153).jpg] CCG: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??? CTG: yup [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(154).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(155).jpg] CTT: I'm surprised anyone wanted this enough to fund even one of these, let alone three. CTG: no youre not CTT: No, I suppose I'm not. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(156).jpg] CCG: OH GOD, I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE ANY MORE OF THESE. CGC: 1M LOOK1NG FORW4RD TO TH3 OTH3RS H3H3H3 >:] CGC: TH1S 1S FUN! CGA: Fun Is Not The Word I Would Use But I Suppose I Feel Some Sort Of Obligation To See These Through To The Bitter End [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(157).jpg] CCG: I'M JUST GONNA CCG: CLOSE MY EYES CCG: SOMEONE TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER CGA: How Will We Tell You If Your Eyes Are Closed CCG: I DON'T KNOW, YELL OR SOMETHING. CGA: Can You Even Hear Us From Your Block CGA: Did You Hear That CCG: NO I [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(158).jpg] CCG: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(159).jpg] CCG: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(160).jpg] CCG: GUSDHG;SUJDNFSNF;SIKJ;IOEJ IAHBALHSDVBAYGBPSDHA8DU9Q3U0I9NHA SHAB DHABSUJ [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(161).jpg] CCG: OH MY GOD, WHY IS THIS SO TERRIBLE??? CCG: HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR ONE THING TO BE SO UNFATHOMABLY AWFUL IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY???? CTT: It's almost artful in its unbearable terror. CTG: "almost"??? CTG: listen its a crime that this shit isnt already featured in the fucking louvre CGC: H3H3H3 [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(162).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(163).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(164).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(165).jpg] CTT: I love how he's just concerned about the dress, and not the fact an adult man just ejaculated all over his face. CGA: Well CGA: As I Understand It CGA: Ive Been Told That CGA: Genetic Material Can Be Quite Difficult To Remove From Clothing So I Can Empathize With His Concerns [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(166).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(167).jpg] CTT: Sympathize, you mean? CGA: Yes What Did I Say CGA: Oh CGA: Er CGA: What I Meant Was [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(168).jpg] CGA: Wow His Undergarments Are Quiet Pleasantly Designed Are They Not CTT: Yes, they are very nice. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(169).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(170).jpg] CGA: Oh CGA: You Like Them CGA: I Could Make You Something Like It If You Wanted CCG: ... CGA: Oh Goodness That Was A Weird Thing For Me To Say Wasnt It CTG: hahahaha CTT: It's fine. CTT: I appreciate the offer, Kanaya. Thank you. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(171).jpg] CGA: I Am Going To Stop Talking Now [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(172).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(173).jpg] CCG: OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT? CCG: THIS IS REVOLTING. CTG: dude are you 6 CCG: ... YES? CTG: hold on let me get out my calculator CTG: dude are you 2.7777777777777777777777777777778 CCG: WHAT, NO. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(174).jpg] CCG: OH GOD THE SOUNDS CGC: SQU3LCH SQU3LCH SQU3LCH >:] CCG: TEREZI NO. CGC: 1F ONLY YOU KN3W HOW 1T T4ST3S K4RK4T! CCG: UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(175).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(176).jpg] CGA: How Is He Being Mean I Am Not Quite Following CTG: its not proper japanese porn unless the one on the bottom is pretending to be in extreme pain at all time CGA: Why CGA: Thats Very Odd CTG: who knows [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(177).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(178).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(179).jpg] CCG: WHYYYY [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(180).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(181).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(182).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(183).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(184).jpg] CTT: Aw, how sweet. CTT: I'm moved. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(185).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(186).jpg] CGC: SQU3LCH SQU3LCH SQU3LCH! CGC: H3H3H3 >:] CCG: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, MY FINGERS ARE GOING IN MY FUCKING EARS. CTG: why dont you just turn off the sound dude CCG: FUCK YOU. CCG: ACTUALLY CCG: OK THAT'S PROBABLY A BETTER IDEA. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(187).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(188).jpg] CTT: You'd think he would have figured this out by now. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(189).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(190).jpg] CGC: H4H4H4 OH WOW CTT: "My butt is so full." CTT: ... Really? Seriously? CTG: you wish you could write such stirring dialogue lalonde CTT: If only. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(191).jpg] CCG: NO [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(192).jpg] CCG: NO [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(193).jpg] CCG: NO NO NO CTG: okay man this is like the third cumshot youve seen CTG: it cant be that shocking anymore CCG: NO, IT HAS BEEN EQUALLY HORRIFYING EACH AND EVERY TIME. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(194).jpg] CGC: OH 1TS NOT TH4T B4D! CCG: YES IT IS. CGC: BLUH BLUH BLUH >:P [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(195).jpg] CTT: I wish they would stop showing his chest on screen. CTT: My face is starting to hurt. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(196).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(197).jpg] CTT: Oh, I see where this is going. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(198).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(199).jpg] CCG: WOW, RUDE MUCH??? CCG: HOLY SHIT, WHAT AN ASSHOLE. CTG: hahaha dude are you serious [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(200).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(201).jpg] CTT: I'm sure a completely naked, cum-drenched little boy stepping out of an elevator isn't going to raise any suspicions. CCG: WHAT?? CCG: THE KID JUST WANTS TO BE PITIED AND THIS COWARD CAN'T EVEN ADMIT HE CARES ABOUT MORE THAN HIS PAIL! CGA: I Do Not Get The Impression That This Was Intended To Have A Particularly Compelling Love Story CTG: these words that you are saying are the lamest words i have read possibly ever [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(202).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(203).jpg] CCG: UGHH, WHATEVER. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(204).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(205).jpg] CTT: Oh, wonderful. Time for a montage! [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(206).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(207).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(208).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(209).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(210).jpg] CGA: Oh No Why Is He Cutting His Hair CTG: first thing you do in the animes when you get upset CTG: lop it all off CTG: its like a requirement [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(211).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(212).jpg] CTT: A graveyard is definitely one of the first places I'd look when searching for a child I've raped. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(213).jpg] CGC: >8O CGC: 1 TH1NK H3 T4ST3S B3TT3R L1K3 TH1S >:] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(214).jpg] FUTURE gallowsCalibrator [FGC] 16 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo. FGC: D4V3 1S TH1S YOU??? FGC: http://www.tinyurl.com/TH1S1SSOYOUD4V3 CGC: OH TH4NKS FUTUR3 M3 >:] FGC: NO PROBL3M! FGC ceased responding to memo. CTG: terezi [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(215).jpg] CTG: terezi jesus fucking christ hahaha CGC: >:D [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(216).jpg] CCG: AND YOU TELL ME I'M LAME. CCG: HAHAHA. CCG: HAHAHAHAHA! CCG: OH MAN SO FUNNY! CTG: dude what are you going on about CGC: K4RK4T COM3 ON >:V [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(217).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(218).jpg] CCG: NOT MUCH MAN, NOT MUCH JUST REFLECTING ON HOW YOU'RE JUST SO TERRIBLE. CCG: SOMETIMES IT JUST HITS ME LIKE, OH MAN THIS GUY IS BASICALLY THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT. CGG: WHAT A RIOT! CTG: what [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(219).jpg] CTG: what did i do this time CTG: are you just going into sick burn withdrawal CTG: do you just start shaking and crying if you go more than 30 seconds without me utterly destroying your pathetic ass [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(220).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(221).jpg] CCG: HAHAHAHA, YOU ARE SO UNBELIEVABLY FULL OF YOURSELF. CCG: NO, PITLICKER, YOUR PEDESTRIAN "BURNS" SLOUGH RIGHT OFF MY SKIN, WHICH IS BASICALLY STAINLESS FUCKING STEEL. CCG: I AM ABSOLUTELY CCG: FUCKING CCG: UNFLAPPBLE. CCG: I'M JUST DOING YOU A BENEVOLENT SERVICE INFORMING YOU OF HOW ATROCIOUS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS, SINCE YOU APPEAR TO BE UNAWARE OF IT. CTG: no u CCG: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCK. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(222).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(223).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(224).jpg] CTG: wow nice one dude CTG: really struck me at my core CTG: haha just kidding that was terrible [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(225).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(226).jpg] CTG: why dont i give you another shot at that one CTG: if you try enough times ill sure youll be able to come up with something less flaccid than that CCG: EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS FUCKING FLACCID. CTG: see that was way better CTG: im so proud of you [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(227).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(228).jpg] CTT: Will you two just snog and get it out of the way already? CTT: There's this child pornography here I'm trying to watch, and your incessant flirting is terribly distracting. CTG: uhhhhhhhhh CCG: WHAT CTG: i am NOT flirting with that fuck CCG: WHAT [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(229).jpg] CGA: Oh CGA: I Had Assumed You Were Engaged In Caliginous Courtship As Well CGA: Is That Not What Has Been Going On CTG: no??????? CCG: DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT. CTG: jesus dick what [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(230).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(231).jpg] CCG: JUST THINKING ABOUT ANY KIND OF ROMANTIC ENGAGEMENT WITH THAT INSUFFERABLE SHITNECK MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL. CTG: finally something we can agree on [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(232).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(233).jpg] CGC: 1 TH1NK YOU WOULD B3 CUT3 TOG3TH3R >:] CCG: OH MY GOD. CTG: oh my god CCG: TEREZI, NO. CCG: THIS IS SOME STONE COLD PLATONIC ODIUM, OKAY? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(234).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(235).jpg] CGA: Yes Why Not CGA: You Seem Well Suited For Kismesissitude CCG: FFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK CTG: not gay CCG: ARE YOU ALL FUCKING INSANE??? CTG: if was gay would have standards CGA: What Is A Gay [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(236).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(237).jpg] CTT: The lady doth protest too much, methinks. CTG: no CTG: triple fucking no CTG: wow can we not talk about this [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(238).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(239).jpg] CTT: Dave, are you sure you don't have any latent desires you'd like to discuss? CTT: Getting it all out in the open can be therapeutic. CTG: NO LALONDE I DEFINITELY DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DISCUSS LATENT OR OTHERWISE WE HAVE MOVED ON FROM THIS TOPIC [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(240).jpg] CTT: Aww, have you started using his quirk now? CTT: Has the date of the wedding been set? CTG: oh my fucking god [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(241).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(242).jpg] CCG: MY THINKPAN HAS MELTED INTO A SCALDING MOLTEN SLUDGE AND IS ABOUT TO GEYSER THROUGH MY EYESOCKETS CCG: THE VOLCANIC FORCE OF MY CRANIAL VOMIT IS GOING TO KILL EVERYONE ON THIS FUCKING METEOR [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(243).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(244).jpg] CTG: i wish i could have aborted this conversation before it was ever born CTG: hey how about we talk about this porn instead CCG: WOW YES THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA LET'S DO THAT. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(245).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(246).jpg] CTG: look at that that sure is something CCG: I CANNOT TAKE MY EYES OFF IT BECAUSE IT IS ABSOLUTELY ENTHRALLING AND CAPTURES THE ENTIRETY OF MY ATTENTION. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(247).jpg] CTG: yes undoubtedly CCG: WOW IT'S INCREDIBLE THE KINDS OF THINGS THAT ARE TAKING PLACE IN THIS CARTOON. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(248).jpg] CTG: wow a little boy transforming into a penis this is fascinating CCG: WOW!!! CTT: This is adorable. CTG: fuck you CGC: FUCK YOU [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(249).jpg] CGA: Boys CTT: I know, right? CGC: H3H3H3H3 CGC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CGC ceased responding to memo. CTG: thank fuck CTG: time to pretend that never happened [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(250).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(251).jpg] CTT: Hahahahaha. CTT: Okay, yes, this is definitely hilarious. CGC: H3H3H3 >:D CGA: It Is A Good Thing Karkat Left I Do Not Think He Would Have Been Able To Handle This [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(252).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(253).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(254).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(255).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(256).jpg] CTG: aaand thats all folks CGC: 4WW CGC: WH3N W1LL YOU SHOW TH3 OTH3R TWO? >:] CTG: i dunno sometime later CTG: ill let you know [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(257).jpg] CGC: OK TH4NKS D4V3! CGC: L4T3R >:D CGC ceased responding to memo. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(258).jpg] CGA: Thank You For Showing This CGA: I Guess [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(259).jpg] CGA: I Feel Like Maybe I Should Be Doing What The Opposite Of Thanking You Is Though CGA: I Think My Life Is Probably Measurably Worse Now That I Have Seen This CTG: youre welcome kanaya CGA: Ok CGA: Well CGA: Goodbye CGA ceased responding to memo. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(260).jpg] CTT: Alright, I simply must ask, CTT: Why was I never invited to a showing of such an impeccable work of artistic genius? CTT: I feel all left out. CTG: i dunno [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(261).jpg] CTT: I understand you harangued John quite vigorously, but I heard not a stray word about such a thing! CTT: O, such piteous woes overcome me. CTG: i guess CTG: back then you were a girl and not my sister CTG: so it would have been weird to ask you to watch kiddie porn with me [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(262).jpg] CTT: Well, I'm still a girl, and one could argue that me being your sister makes it even weirder now. CTT: And that still likely would have been less weird than insistently pressuring your heterosexual male friend to watch pornography depicting a little boy engaging in homosexual sex. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(263).jpg] CTG: yeah but i didnt actually want to slip egbert the strider sausage CTT: Are you implying that the primary impediment to initiating me into Boku no Pico was an extant desire to slip me your "sausage"? CTG: wow CTG: i just realized how phenomenally wrong that came out CTG: and i am now searching for ways to fit my foot into my mouth [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(264).jpg] CTT: If it's any consolation, this is much less retrospectively awkward than all of the lewd sexual comments you made about my mother's "choice ass". CTG: no lalonde thats not any consolation CTG: in fact thats pretty much the opposite of a consolation [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(265).jpg] CTG: god damn am i fucking oedipus CTG: just floundering in a sea of unintentional incest CTT: Given that she is now dead, I think the chances of you engaging in unknowing sexual congress with our mother are very slim. CTG: and thank fucking god for that because otherwise i probably would have just tripped and fell into her vagina at some point CTG: ok that was way too soon wasnt it [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(266).jpg] CTT: A little. CTT: But I suppose every cloud has a single lining. CTT: While my mother may have died what was likely a gruesome and painful death, at least I will no longer have to worry about you ruining the family reunions with your poor penile motor control. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(267).jpg] CTG: i cant tell whether youre playing along with my shit joke or trying to make me feel bad CTT: I can't do both? CTT: I thought you were the expert on multifaceted humor. CTT: Keep up, Strider. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(268).jpg] CTG: i could never hold a candle to you in the arena of passive aggressive horseshit lalonde CTG: you are the undisputed champion CTT: I wonder if I can get a belt for that. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp1/bnpp1%20(269).jpg] CTG: welp CTG: thats it CTT: Thank you for this wonderfully educational experience. CTT: I'll see you around the rock. CTG: see you CTT ceased responding to memo. FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 37 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo. FCG: OH, BY THE WAY. CTG: god damn i was just about to leave CTG: what do you want FCG: I JUST WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING. CTG: what FCG: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU CTG: uh CTG: ok then FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG2] 47 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo. FCG2: UGH, THAT WAS SO FUCKING STUPID. FCG2: HOW DO YOU NOT SEE HOW BADLY YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF??? FCG: DUDE, YOU'RE ME FROM LITERALLY TEN MINUTES IN THE FUTURE. FCG: UNLESS YOU'VE FUCKING LOBOTOMIZED YOURSELF THERE IS NO WAY YOU DON'T STILL UNDERSTAND HOW BADLY THIS SHITFROND NEEDED TO GET TOLD. FCG: AND WOW WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!! I KNOW FOR A FUCKING *FACT* I DO NOT HAVE ANY TOOLS CAPABLE OF PROPERLY PERFORMING A LOBOTOMY IN MY IMMEDIATE VICINITY AND WITH A MEAGER TEN MINUTES OF TEMPORAL DISTANCE BETWEEN US I FIND IT EXCEEDINGLY UNLIKELY THAT YOU ACCOMPLSIHED ANY SUCH THING IN THAT PERIOD OF TIME. FCG2: OH MY GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING WHEN I WROTE THAT. FCG: I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE, MAINLY. FCG: APPARENTLY YOU FORGOT THAT, ON ACCOUNT OF BEING SO FUCKING STUPID!!! FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG3] 2 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. FCG3: LOOK, BOTH OF YOU, DON'T ARGUE IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING HUMAN. FCG3: I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WANT TO TEAR EACH OTHER APART, SINCE YOU'RE BOTH COMPLETELY INSUFFERABLE. FCG3: BUT NOW'S NOT THE TIME. YOU HAVE A MUCH GREATER ENEMY STANDING BEFORE YOU AND YOU'RE SQUANDERING YOUR OPPORTUNITY WITH THIS ASININE BULGE MEASURING CONTEST. FCG3: YOUR BULGES ARE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING SIZE, YOU HAVE LITERALLY THE SAME FUCKING BULGE. FCG3: FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, STOP. FCG: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. CTG: is this how trolls masturbate FCG2: FUCK OFF FCG: FUCK OFF FCG3: FUCK OFF FCG3: ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING. FCG3: THIS IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS. FCG: YOU'RE COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS, WHY DON'T *YOU* STEP THE FUCK OFF??? FCG2: STEP THE FUCK OFF THE EDGE OF THE METEOR MAYBE! FCG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT FOR WHEN I'M YOU. FCG3: WOW NOOKNUTS, I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT METEORS ARE FUCKING ROUND. FCG3: THERE IS NO GOD DAMN EDGE FOR ME TO STEP OFF!!! FCG3: UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE. CTG: ... FCG: BELIEVE THIS FUCKNECK! FCG: I'M MAKING A VULGAR GESTURE WHERE I GRAB MY BULGE, BY THE WAY. FCG3: DUDE, I FUCKING REMEMBER, I AM YOU. FCG2: HOW FUCKING DENSE CAN YOU GET??? FCG3: I KNOW, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW EITHER OF US COULD HAVE EVER BEEN THAT DUMB. CTG ceased responding to memo. Chapter End Notes I currently plan to also do Pico to Chico and Pico x CoCo x Chico but these take an obscenely long time to write and format so it will likely be a while??? ***** Pico to Chico ***** Chapter Notes i said this would take forever and BOY DID I DELIVER no seriously writing these is a herculean and painful ordeal, part 3 will probably take me even longer and then i will never do another one of these things again CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board cool kids club. CTG: its time motherfuckers CURRENT tentacleTherapist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTT: What? CTG: episode 2 lets go CTT: Right now? CTT: I'm a bit occupied at the moment. CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGC: H1 >:] CTG: yes right now its go time CTG: hey CGC: 1V3 B33N LOOK1NG FORW4RD TO TH1S H3H3H3 CTG: good CGC: OK 1 H4V3 TO Y3LL 4T K4RK4T UNT1L H3 SHUTS UP 4ND CL1CKS TH3 L1NK CTG: yeah ok good luck with that CTT: On that note, would you stop spamming Kanaya with the links? CTT: You're distracting her. CTG: dude what are you dippy broads even doing CTT: I'm just helping her with a few dresses. CTG: ok thats marginally less gay than what i was picturing CTT: Oh, is it? CTT: I'm honored to be the centerpiece of your Sapphic fantasies, dearest brother. CTT: Don't let me rain on your parade. CTG: youre pretty much the worst you know that CTT: I revel in it. CTT: At any rate, why are we bothering with memos? CTT: We may as well just watch the thing in the same room. CTG: nah im getting egbert in here again CTT: You think he'll come? CTT: He didn't seem particularly enthused about the last one. CTG: oh hell come CURRENT ectoBiologist [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: huh? CTT: Hello. CEB: oh. CTG: sup bro CEB: dave. no. CEB: i am not watching any more of your gross boku no picos. CTG: excuse me this is pico to chico CTG: and yes you are watching it this is not negotiable CEB: no, i'm not. CTG: yes CEB: no! CEB: look, it's not like i didn't even give it a fair shot. CEB: i've seen more than enough kiddie porn to last me a lifetime, dave. CTG: bullshit you didnt even make it through the first proper sex scene CEB: oh my god. CEB: dude, i have absolutely 0 desire to see any "proper sex scenes" involving little boys, okay. CEB: i already knew it was going to be bad. CEB: because there was a little boy in it. CTG: what are you gay egbert CTG: you seem gay CEB: what? no! CTT: Carry on. I don't even need to say anything. CTG: are you sure bro because you sound pretty gay CEB: this makes absolutely no sense. CEB: how does not wanting to watch gay porn make me gay? CTG: ashamed of all the stiffies you were popping over that supple pubescent rump CTG: you big gay CEB: boku no pico did not give me any stiffies. CEB: it gave me, like, negative stiffies. CTG: yeah ok whatever you say dude CEB: dave, i'm not gay. CTG: that sounds like something a gay would say CEB: oh my god. CEB: you're the one who likes this terrible piece of shit! CEB: YOU'RE gay. CTG: nice try john but i am secure in my sexuality CEB: so am i! CEB: i don't have to watch your weird child rape porn to prove i'm not gay. CEB: this is soooo dumb. CTG: come on this one doesnt really even have any rape in it CEB: "doesn't really even have any rape in it." CEB: consider me convinced! CEB: with an emphatic endorsement like that, how could i not want to watch it??? CTG: egbert if you dont watch pico to chico with me our friendship is over CTG: could you carry on living with the blood of our beautiful bromance on your hands CEB: pfffffffft. CEB: like i need you! CEB: davesprite is the way better dave anyway. FUTURE turntechGodhead [FTG] 7 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo. FTG: whoa whoa whoa hold the phone FTG: while i appreciate how youve finally recognized how unquestionably fucking rad i am egbert you cant just go dropping my name willy nilly FTG: for one FTG: youre assuming i would even want to associate with some lame ass pleb without the stones to watch japanese child molestation porn FTG: what were you hoping turning into a bird man would give me shit taste in friends??? FTG: think again fucker CEB: oh my gooooodd. CTG: yeah see CTG: your life is gonna be fucking daveless if you dont man up egbert CTT: What happened to "past and future assholes get out"? CTG: im suspending my policy on account of johns dire need to get told by future bird me FTG: vi fucking peep pass FTG: FUCK CTG: hahahahaha did you seriously just FTG: god dammit CEB: eheheheh. CEB: davesprite is a bird. FTG: shut your fat face egbert CEB: ok, fine. CEB: i'll watch it. CEB: on one condition! CTG: what CEB: i get a free pass to make you watch ANYTHING i want later. CTG: christ im going to regret this arent i CTG: deal CTG: in exchange for pico to chico and pico x coco x chico i will watch one of any of your unbelievably fucking shitty movies CEB: god, there are TWO more of them? CTG: yup CEB: woooowww, ok. CEB: then i want two movies. CTG: bullshit you said a free pass not free passes CEB: you only mentioned one of them! CTG: god damn you niggardly son of a bitch CTG: how about one for me and one for davesprite CEB: fine. FTG: wow FTG: way to throw me under the bus dude CTG: suck it up and take one for the team CGC: OK 1 CONV1NC3D K4RK4T CGC: 1NCOM1NG >:V CTG: oh wonderful FTG: fuck all yall FTG: im going back to the future FTG ceased responding to memo. CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CCG: EVERYTHING CCG: FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU AND FUCK ME MOST OF ALL FOR AGREEING TO WATCH THIS ABOMINABLE BLIGHT ON THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL CONCEPT OF ANIMATION. CEB: hi karkat! CCG: HI. CTT: Hello. CGC: SHOOOOOSH >:] CCG: DON'T YOU SHOOSH ME. CGC: 1 DO WH4T 1 W4NT! CCG: THAT'S OBVIOUS. CTG: great CTG: rose is kanaya done feeling you up i mean making your shitty dress CTT: Nope. CTG: god damn how long is this gonna take i only have three years of completely free time CTT: A bit. CTT: She has advised me that she is nearly finished. CTG: ok good CEB: oh, i should probably clue in current davesprite. CTG: oh yeah CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG2] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG2: yo CEB: hey dave! CTT: Hi. CGC: H3Y T4STY >:] CCG: ....................................... CTG: sup dog CTG: bird w/e CTG: have you already gone back to hand egbert his smelly gay ass 10 minutes ago or whenever CTG2: no CTG2: shit being a hero of time is tough work CTG2: brb CGC: BY3 T4STY CTG2 ceased responding to memo. CTG: so what other assholes do i have to invite CTG: hey shit face does your terrible clown friend want to watch again CCG: YEAH I DON'T THINK SO, ALSO BRUSH YOUR TEETH YOU SLOVEN ASS EVERYONE CAN SMELL THE BULGE ON YOUR BREATH. CTT: Oh my. CTT: It's getting awfully steamy in here. CTT: Settle down, lovebirds. CGC: H3H3H3 >:] CTG: wow shut up CCG: I AM GOING TO TACTFULLY IGNORE THAT UNBELIEVABLY ASININE COMMENT AND SMOOTHLY DIVERT THE TOPIC BACK TO GAMZEE AS IF YOU HADN'T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL CCG: HE'S BEEN ACTING WEIRD AS A NOOK ON A MUSCLEBEAST EVER SINCE WE WATCHED THE FIRST ONE. CCG: HE BARELY COMES OUT ANYMORE, AND WHEN HE DOES... CTG: hahahahaha CCG: WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT SHITTY CARTOON DO TO HIM??? CTG: did you even see the look he had on his face for the first few days after CTG: oh man CTG: let me tell you about that look CTG: the palpable shame of it CCG: I DON'T KNOW IF GAMZEE EVEN KNOWS WHAT SHAME IS. CTG: no trust me bro CTG: i know that look CTG: thats the look of a man who beat off to boku no pico CTT: And how, praytell, do you know that look? CEB: ... uh. CTG: i just do CCG: YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU. CCG: OH MAN. CCG: THIS IS FUCKING RICH HAHAHAHAHA CGC: >:O CTG: what CTG: no CTG: sweet magy mother of gog no CTG: dude i was like 10 years old when i first saw that thing CTG: my balls hadnt even dropped yet CGC: WH4T 4R3 B4LLS CGC: WHY D1D YOU DROP TH3M CTG: its an expression that means fuck no no i didnt CEB: hehehehe. CCG: YEAH DUDE, SURE, I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU. CCG: HAHAHAHAHAHA CTG: oh fuck off CTT: How exactly does a ten year old boy even find and watch such a thing? CTG: my bro showed it to me CTT: ... CTT: Okay, that's more than a little creepy. CEB: seriously. CTG: no way CTG: boku no pico is the best he did me a favor CTT: You don't think there's something a bit off about an adult man showing his ten year old brother explicit pornography depicting another adult man molesting a similarly aged child? CTG: hey CTG: my bro was a lot of things but he didnt fuck kids CTT: But why? CTT: I mean, sure. Boku no Pico is kind of hilarious. CTT: But also, kind of, what the fuck? CTG: i dunno it was just his way of teaching me about the world i guess CTG: where most parents would just tell you not to take candy from strangers CTG: my bro sat me down and showed me a little kid getting dicked in the ass CTT: While his unorthodoxy is certainly creative, I'd question its efficacy. CTG: well i havent been getting into any windowless vans have i CTG: im basically the fucking champion of not getting molested CCG: WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF HUMAN PARENTS? CCG: ADULTS BEING INVOLVED IN THE REARING OF CHILDREN IS ALWAYS A FUCKING DISASTER, HOW DOES YOUR SPECIES NOT KNOW THIS. CEB: hey, parents can be cool. CEB: ok, well, my dad wasn't COOL, but he was cool. CTT: If only all of us could be so lucky. CGC: 1 TH1NK D4V3'S HUM4N M4N LUSUS SOUNDS FUN >:] CTG: fun is CTG: not the word id pick CTG: but yeah CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG2] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG2: operation hand egbert his smelly gay ass complete CEB: welcome back, i guess? CTG2: listen we will have words about this little deal later CTG2: in making myself a big orange fucking bird martyr i at least expect to get some benefits in the exchange CTG2: like not having to be the guy who has to suffer through terrible fucking movies for one CTG: come on are you really gonna make me have to sit through two of them all by myself CTG: just one is bad enough CTG: what if i overdose on terrible movie and die CTG2: win win for me CTG2: on top of be spared from having to experience another heinous crime against cinema ill be #1 dave again CTG: but if youre #1 dave youll also have to watch all the other movies hed otherwise force me to suffer in the future CTG2: thats true CEB: the movies i like aren't THAT bad... CTG: yes they are CTG2: yes they are CEB: :( CCG: UUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH CCG: I CAN'T TAKE THIS. CCG: ONE OF YOU ALONE NEARLY PUSHES ME BEYOND MY MORTAL LIMITS OF SANITY. CCG: THE COMBINED RETINAL ASSAULT OF YOUR HOT DOG CONDIMENT TEXT CCG: I JUST CCG: HOW CAN ANY PERSON BE SO UNIMAGINABLY INSUFFERABLE??? HOW DO YOU DO IT??? CEB: karkat, come on. CTG2: you seem a little mad bro CTT: Hot dogs, huh? CTT: ;) CTG: brb i have to take a massive dump CGC: 3W turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] TG: ok dude CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, SHITLICKER? TG: wow shut up TG: we need to lay down some fucking armistice or some shit before this gets out of hand CG: WHAT? TG: ok i dont know if youve noticed TG: but we TG: are being shipped TG: now i know you love shipping almost as much as you love sucking dicks and generally being terrible at everything up to and including sucking dicks TG: but i am correct in assuming we have share a similarly visceral negative reaction to these suggestions TG: right TG: you dont actually want to stick your hate tongue down my throat TG: right CG: YEAH. TG: ok TG: so maybe we should cool it on the shit fiestas CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHIT FIESTA? TG: its a party characterized by the excessive presence of shit TG: like im suggesting we take a shit siesta maybe TG: which is a nap characterized by the excessive presence of shit TG: or actually TG: i guess in this context it would be a nap you take as a break from some other activity characterized by the excessive presence of shit TG: like any time i ever talk to you TG: or anything you have any connection to in even the most tangential of capacities TG: basically what im saying is that you are excessively shitty TG: but we can talk about that less maybe CG: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN MANAGE THIS. CG: YOU ARE JUST SO UNFATHOMABLY TERRIBLE IN EVERY WAY THAT I FEEL OBLIGATED TO EXPRESS THAT AT GREAT LENGTH, CONTINUOUSLY. CG: IT'S NOT SOMETHING I REALLY EVEN THINK ABOUT ANYMORE. CG: INFORMING THE UNIVERSE OF WHAT A VACUOUS WASTE OF MATTER YOU ARE COMES TO ME AS NATURALLY AS BREATHING AT THIS POINT. TG: i know dude itll be hard TG: but estrogen is a greater foe than either of us could ever be TG: actually do trolls even have estrogen TG: nevermind that joke was shit regardless TG: so do we have an agreement CG: YEAH, I GUESS. CG: I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET THE IMPRESSION THAT I DON'T ABSOLUTELY ABHOR YOU OR ANYTHING, THOUGH. CG: LIKE, PLATONICALLY CG: BUT STILL. TG: dont worry dude the feelings mutual TG: we can still have cat fights in private if you want i guess TG: not in front of the girls though TG: the last thing i need is three years of starring in rose's slash fiction and terezi sending me shitty comics subtly suggesting we should have a fucking threeway CG: WAIT CG: DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD GO FOR THAT? TG: are you for real TG: ok dont answer that TG: im just going to go on pretending i didnt see that and you arent actually that pathetic TG: because if i actually acknowledged that thing as a thing that you said i would be literally incapable of not devoting every waking hour of my life to ridiculing you TG: which would be really counterproductive to all of that bullshit that i just went on about CG: OK. TG: im going to go back to the memo now TG: this conversation never happened turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] CURRENT grimAuxillatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CGA: Hello I Am Here CTT: What perfect timing. CTT: After continuously complaining about the delay himself, Strider's sudden and capricious bowel movements are now the only thing holding us up. CTG2: hey CTG2: sometimes a mans just gotta go CGA: Human Excrement Is Exceptionally Malodorous CGA: It Is Somewhat Distressing CTT: Is that so? CGC: UGH 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S JUST M3 CGC: 1 H4T3 H4V1NG TO US3 TH3 LOAD G4P3R 4FT3R ON3 OF YOU GO CGC: 1T M4K3S TH3 BLOCK SM3LL T3RR1BL3 FOR L1K3 45 M1NUT3S CGC: L1K3 SOM3 K1ND OF UNN4V1G4BL3 POOPSCAP3 >:[ CEB: um, can we maybe find something else to fill the time besides talking about our poop? CEB: this is way gross. CTT: I imagine the odor is owed to differences in the intestinal flora between our species. CTT: It would be an interesting subject of study. CEB: rose please stop. CTG: ok im back CTG2: wb dude CTG2: howd that deuce rate CTG: 9.4 CTG: on the fuckin richter scale CTG: i busted open armageddon on that bowl im surprised the meteor didnt veer off course CTG: all that troll foods getting to me i gotta lay off the maggot tacos CEB: oh my god. CTT: You're a regular charmer, Dave. CTG: thanks CCG: CAN WE PLEASE JUST START. CTG: yeah whatever CTG: is everybody here CCG: YEAH. CGC: MY BODY 1S R34DY >:] CGA: Yes CTT: Mhmm. CTG2: yo CEB: let's just get this over with... CTG: alright [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(1).jpg] CEB: eegghhh. CGC: TH3 T4ST3 FORBOD3S >:] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(2).jpg] CEB: oh my god. CEB: there are TWO little boys now??? CTG: yup [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(3).jpg] CEB: i hate you so much. CTG: love you too buddy [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(4).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(5).jpg] CTG2: too bad jades not here this would get her going big time CCG: NO. CCG: NO IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE THINGS THAT ARE OCCURRING HERE. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(6).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(7).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(8).jpg] CTT: Do any of these things in the opening credits ever actually happen in the cartoon proper? CTG2: nope CTT: How curious. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(9).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(10).jpg] CTT: A lot of it even seems misleading. CTT: How many pedophile bondage fetishists have been falsely lured in by the promise of little boys trussed up in ropes and were sorely let down? CTG: what a fucking tragedy that would be CGA: The Real Tragedy Is What They Are Doing To That Nice Dress [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(11).jpg] CGC: TH4T SM3LLS P41NFUL CEB: having your body constricted by thorny vines probably IS painful. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(12).jpg] CCG: I WANT TO PUNCH BOTH OF THEM IN THEIR FUCKING GORMLESS LITTLE FACES. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(13).jpg] CTT: Where would we be without this timeless assurance? CEB: in jail? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(14).jpg] CTG: just another 10 year old boy CTG: naked CTG: swimming in the middle of the fucking woods all by himself CTG: no big deal [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(15).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(16).jpg] CEB: oh god. CEB: the anime sparkles. CEB: this hurts. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(17).jpg] CGA: His Shorts Are CGA: Upsetting [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(18).jpg] CCG: I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS. CCG: I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF THE THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING HERE, AND YET I CANNOT ESCAPE THEM. CCG: WHY AM I BEING FORCED TO ENDURE THIS TORMENT. CGC: B3C4US3 1TS FUN! [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(19).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(20).jpg] CCG: NO IT ISN'T. CCG: THE OPPOSITE OF FUN IS EXACTLY WHAT IS TRANSPIRING. CCG: THAT IS TO SAY, MY THINKPAN IS CURRENTLY STRUGGLING TO PROCESS THE MOST UNFATHOMABLE LEVELS OF MISERY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY PITIFULLY BRIEF EXISTENCE. CCG: THE FEW DOZEN MINUTES I HAVE SQUANDERED ON THIS EGREGIOUSLY REVOLTING ABOMINATION OF A SERIES HAVE BEEN MORE AGONIZING THAN ANYTHING I WENT THROUGH PLAYING SGRUB, AND AS YOU MAY POSSIBLY BE AWARE, SGRUB IS FUCKING SHIT. CGC: K4RK4T YOU 4R3 SUCH 4 DR4M4 QU33N >:P CCG: I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN. CEB: you kind of are. CTT: Yes you are. CTG2: yes you are CGA: Im Sorry Karkat But You Are Indeed Rather Dramatic CCG: NO, MY REACTION TO THIS IS EXACTLY PROPORTIONATE TO HOW BAD IT IS, AND COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED FROM ANY POSSIBLE FUCKING PERSPECTIVE. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(21).jpg] CTT: The creeped becomes the creeper? CTT: What a progressive and stirring narrative. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(22).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(23).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(24).jpg] CEB: that face is going to give me nightmares. CTT: Does that mean we'll be looking forward to Boku no Pico themed dreambubbles? CEB: oh my god, what if that actually happens?? CCG: OH PLEASE NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(25).jpg] CGC: 1 DONT TH1NK TH4TS POSS1BL3 CGA: I Sure Hope Not CTG: i hope it is thatd be fucking hilarious [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(26).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(27).jpg] CCG: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY KEEP SELECTIVELY TRANSLATING THE WORDS, THIS IS STUPID AND NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED. CEB: i guess certain words have cultural connotations that don't really carry into english very well? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(28).jpg] CEB: we don't really use "brother" that way even though that's what the word means in japanese. CEB: the animes can be confusing! CTG: isnt onii-chan one of those magic fetish words that gets sweaty neckbeards in a tizzy CTG: couldnt leave that shit out [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(29).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(30).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(31).jpg] CTT: It isn't as if you can't hear the word being said in the dialogue. CTG2: weeaboos man CGA: What Is A Weeaboo CTG: its a sweaty 30 year old virgin with no life who spends all his time watching japanese childrens cartoons and jacking off onto effigies of fictional characters CEB: ... did you just describe your bro? CTG: nah CTG: bro was 31 [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(32).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(33).jpg] CGC: WH4T 4R3 TH3Y 3V3N DO1NG CGA: They Appear To Be Throwing Straw At Each Other CGC: TH4T JUST S33MS 1TCHY CGA: Perhaps Juvenile Humans Have A Different Idea Of Fun Than What We Are Accustomed To [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(34).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(35).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(36).jpg] CTT: Wonderful, it's pedophile montage time! [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(37).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(38).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(39).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(40).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(41).jpg] CTT: I don't think I've ever met a 10 year old boy who collects hideous plates before. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(42).jpg] CCG: WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT SITTING AROUND??? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(43).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(44).jpg] CCG: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK CCG: NO NO NO NO NO IT HAS A FACE WHY DOES IT HAVE A FUCKING FACE CEB: oh my god, why would anyone MAKE something like that. CTG2: japan [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(45).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(46).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(47).jpg] CEB: i don't think i like where this is going. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(48).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(49).jpg] CEB: oh. CEB: uh. CGA: Oh My CEB: ok, i was not expecting THIS. CTT: Interesting. CCG: A BANANA, REALLY??? CGC: WHY DO3S SH3 SOUND L1K3 SH3S B31NG MURD3R3D CTG2: in japan girls have to shriek like theyre being run through a woodchipper or the guys cant get off CGC: OH CGC: TH4TS W31RD [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(50).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(51).jpg] CTT: Oh, yes, that makes it perfectly okay. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(52).jpg] CGA: Oh Goodness CTT: I'm curious as to why they even decided to include this. CTT: Somehow, I doubt this is of much interest to their target audience. CTG2: everything is improved with the addition of voyeuristic incest obviously CTG: wow [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(53).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(54).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(55).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(56).jpg] CTG: did skaia create you for the sole purpose of giving rose ammunition to torment me with for the rest of eternity CTG2: yeah probably CTT: And what a blessing it has been! [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(57).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(58).jpg] CGA: I CEB: oh wow. CEB: uhh... CTG: wow egbert are you getting off on this CEB: what??? no! CTG: hahahahaha you ARE [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(59).jpg] CEB: dave, that's ridiclous. CEB: this is ridiculous! CTG: yo other me CTG: stiffy check CTG2: k CEB: oh my fucking god, stay the hell away from me! CGC: H4H4H4H4 >:D [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(60).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(61).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(62).jpg] CTG2: shit the little bastards like a shrieking whirling blade pitcher of limbs i cant get a read on it CTG: hahahahaha CTT: Well, this isn't ironic at all. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(63).jpg] CGA: I CGA: I Think I Have To Go CCG: KANAYA... CGA ceased responding to memo. CTT: Hmmm. CCG: ... [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(64).jpg] CTT: Oh, what childlike innocence. CTG: dont worry hell learn all about the universal appeal of wailing torture porn soundtracks as soon as he enters japanese society [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(65).jpg] CTG2: hahaha he locked himself in his room with his dumb little cosbymuffs CTG: probably to jack off [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(66).jpg] CEB: fuck you, dave. CEB: daves. CEB: i am not jacking off!! CTG: whatever you say dude CEB: i'm NOT! CTG2: why dont you unlock the door and let me in then [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(67).jpg] CEB: because you'll try to grab my dick!!! CTG2: what no that would be weird CTG2: just gotta do a sight check buddy CEB: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S STILL REALLY WEIRD, DAVE! CTG2: what do you have something to hide CEB: no! CCG: THIS IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING. CTG: hahahaha [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(68).jpg] CGC: JOHN DO3S YOUR OCH1NCH1N F33L W31RD CEB: no!!!!!!!! CCG: THAT HASN'T STOPPED BEING THE MOST STUPID FUCKING WORD I'VE EVER HEARD. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(69).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(70).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(71).jpg] CTG2: hahahahaha i think hes fucking barricading the door jesus dick CTG: oh man CTT: I can't be the only one who finds it positively hilarious that you've moved on to feeling up John's junk not half an hour after vigorously accusing him of homosexuality. CTG: shut up rose CTG2: shut up rose [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(72).jpg] CCG: NO [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(73).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(74).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(75).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(76).jpg] CCG: I CAN'T TAKE THIS. I JUST CAN'T. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(77).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(78).jpg] CCG: NO NO NO NO NO CGC: OH SHUT UP 4ND W4TCH TH3 PORN K4RK4T >:P [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(79).jpg] CTT: It's not kind to lie. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(80).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(81).jpg] CTG: i like how they just keep throwing these shots in there CTG: because the dudes beating off to a couple of little boys sucking each other off are gonna be way into an adult woman bananaing her cooch [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(82).jpg] CCG: THIS IS AS FUN AS AN ICEPICK THROUGH AN EYEBALL. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(83).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(84).jpg] CEB: ok, i'm back. CEB: and i am not! going to respond!! to any comments!!! CEB: about!!!! CEB: my fucking boner!!!!!!!! CTG2: that was the plan CEB: don't even finish that. CTG2: ok [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(85).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(86).jpg] CTT: There are probably people watching this who were genuinely shocked by this revelation. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(87).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(88).jpg] CEB: you said there wouldn't be rape in this. CEB: this looks kinda rapey, dave. CTG: well its a lot LESS rapey than the last one [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(89).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(90).jpg] CEB: any rape at all is more rape than i'd like. CTT: I'm not quite sure this constitutes rape, exactly. CTT: They're both little boys, at least. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(91).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(92).jpg] CCG: THE BLOND ONE IS A FUCKING SEXUAL PREDATOR EVEN IF HE IS BARELY 5 AND A HALF GODDAMN SWEEPS. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(93).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(94).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(95).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(96).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(97).jpg] CGC: TH3 BULG3 FUZZ R34LLY SUCKS TH3 FUN OUT OF TH1S >:? CTG2: cant appreciate a good fungus covered boner terezi CEB: please don't use "good", "fungus" and "boner" in the same sentence ever again. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(98).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(99).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(100).jpg] CGC: SPLURCH SPLURCH SQU3LCH WH4T 4 SOUNDTR4CK CTG: stir that mac and cheese [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(101).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(102).jpg] CEB: ... ok, now it's DEFINITELY rapey. CTG: ok yeah its kinda rapey [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(103).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(104).jpg] CTG: the next one really isnt rapey at all though CEB: i'm just going to not believe anything you have to say on the subject of kiddie porn rapiness anymore. CTG: wow that hurts [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(105).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(106).jpg] CCG: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKISDAGJSJDNGPHJSDAHJUASDHBNHSA AHS CTT: They have such amusingly excessive volumes of ejaculate. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(107).jpg] CEB: i don't even know what to say to that. CCG: UDGHPUSDBNGPSDB GSPHDB PGHAB FHFUSYF7AYHF8074WG3TRAOGF OGSDA FYHASGBUYFDGI]DSGHJOA DUFBPSDAHG VBPHSAD H CTT: Karkat has the right idea. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(108).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(109).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(110).jpg] CCG: GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU. CTG2: thanks dude [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(111).jpg] CCG: EATING A MEAN??? CCG: NOT ONLY IS THIS NEEDLESS AND DUMB, THEY'RE FUCKING INCOMPETENT. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(112).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(113).jpg] CEB: oh god, the banana... CTG: do you think she ate the banana after she used it or did she put it back in the bowl CEB: ewwww, dave. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(114).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(115).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(116).jpg] CGC: 1T S33MS L1K3 1T WOULD B3 4 W4ST3 TO JUST THROW 1T 4W4Y CCG: EXCUSE ME WHILE I REDECORATE MY BLOCK WITH SOME PROJECTILE VOMIT. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(117).jpg] CTG2: the wiggling bike rumps return [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(118).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(119).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(120).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(121).jpg] CTT: That can't be safe. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(122).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(123).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(124).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(125).jpg] CCG: SEE, THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A LUSUS. CGC: 1 N3V3R H4D 4 LUSUS 4ND 1 TURN3D OUT JUST F1N3 >:P CCG: HAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHHA OH GOD I HAVE TO LAY DOWN BEFORE I SHIT MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(126).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(127).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(128).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(129).jpg] FUTURE grimAuxillatrix [FGA] 26 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo. FGA: I Would Like To Clarify That I Had To Use The Load Gaper FGA: It May Have Appeared As If There Were Some Other Impetus For My Abrupt Departure But I Assure You That That Was Not At All The Case CTG2: hahahah CCG: ....... FGA: Why Are You Laughing This Is Serious [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(130).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(131).jpg] FGA: I Must Have Eaten Something Bad Before The Showing Began And FGA: I Simply Could Not Wait I Had To Go Right Then CTT: Oh dear. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(132).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(133).jpg] FGA: I Was Hesitant To Divulge The Exact Nature Of My Evacuation Since This Is Naturally A Private And Embarrassing Subject FGA: But In Retrospect It Is Important That You Understand It Was A Necessity And It Was Not My Intention To Be Rude Or Disrespectful FGA: I Apologize For My Unmannerliness CTG: this is so incredible ill let you stay FUTURE tentacleTherapist [FTT] 27 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo. FTT: Yes, it is just as she says. CTT: This is an interesting turn of events. FTT: Isn't it? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(134).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(135).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(136).jpg] FTT: At any rate, I can wholeheartedly corroborate that Kanaya simply locked herself in the bathroom to defecate, and certainly not to engage in any unladylike autoerotic acts. FTT: That would be unconscionable. FGA: Rose Please Try To Be Less Suspicious FGA: Especially In Front Of Terezi She Can Smell Deceit CGC: 1TS TRU3 >:] FTT: My apologies. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(137).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(138).jpg] FTT: I wouldn't want them to suspect we really spent all that time making out! CGC: >:O FGA: What FGA: ! CTG: ok now youre just fucking with me FTT: ;) [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(139).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(140).jpg] CCG: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK FGA: What CCG: ISDZHGPUSB PGHIS HSA HFHAFBUASU 8ASF97ASFVAGSF 8A F-ASVCSVA G SAFVABS FGA: But We Didnt Actually FGA: I CCG: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(141).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(142).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(143).jpg] FGA: Oh My God FGA: What FGA: Rose This Was Not In The Plan CEB: uh... CCG: FFFUDUUUXCPKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FTT: "The plan"? FTT: Whatever could you be talking about, Kanaya? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(144).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(145).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(146).jpg] FGA: I Mean FGA: I Dont FGA: I Wasnt FGA: I FGA: I Misspoke [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(147).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(148).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(149).jpg] CTT: You know, this whole thing was kind of bunk to begin with. CTT: You're a vampire. CTT: You don't even poop. FGA: Oh FGA: I Forgot FGA: Shit [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(150).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(151).jpg] FGA: What Do I Say Now FTT: I think the cat's out of the bag, so to speak. FGA: You Could Have Stopped Me FTT: Temporal inevitability! Sorry, out of my hands. CTT: I certainly wouldn't want to spark any doomed timelines. CCG: READING THIS IS EMBARRASSING *ME*. FTT: Glad to be of service. FTT: I'll be off, now. FTT ceased responding to memo. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(152).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(153).jpg] CCG: HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO LEARN IF HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK??? CGC: M4YB3 H3 C4N SM3LL WH4TS H4PP3N1NG FGA: I Think This Ended Up Being Substantially More Mortifying Than It Would Have Been If I Never Said Anything At All CEB: it's ok, kanaya, we understand. FGA: Thank You FGA: I Guess CTG2: speak for yourself dude CEB: oh shut up dave, you've probably beaten off to this thing 800 times. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(154).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(155).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(156).jpg] CTG: whoa CTG: those are some fighting words you got there CEB: at least i only got turned on by the part WITH THE ADULT WOMAN. CTG2: hahahaha you admit it CEB: don't make this about me! CEB: this is about your gross kiddie porn fetish. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(157).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(158).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(159).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(160).jpg] CTG2: hahahahaha CTG: hahahahaha CEB: oh my god, it was barely even a semi, shut up. CTT: Sorry, John, they're never going to let you live that down. CTG: nope [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(161).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(162).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(163).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(164).jpg] FGA: I Appreciate The Gesture John FGA: It Makes Me Feel A Bit Better To Know I Was Not The Only One CGC: 1N TH4T C4S3 CGC: 1V3 B33N TURN3D ON TH3 3NT1R3 T1M3, H3H3H3 >8] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(165).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(166).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(167).jpg] CEB: ew, terezi. CTG: oh man FGA: Im Just Going To FGA: Go FGA ceased responding to memo. CCG: OH MY FUCKING GOD CCG: AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO ISN'T A FUCKING INSANE PERVERT??? CTT: Looks like it's just you and me. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(168).jpg] CTG2: listen my enjoyment of the boku no pico series is built on an entirely ironic foundation CTT: I'm sure it is. CTG: what CTG: ive seriously never beaten off to this CTG: im not lying CEB: ehehehe. CCG: I'M TRYING TO RESIST, BUT IT'S REALLY HARD. CTT: Oh, I bet. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(169).jpg] CEB: hahaha, what? CTG: oh jesus fucking christ CTG: will you lay off CTT: Touched a nerve, have I? CTG: no the joke is just getting old CEB: ok, you guys are just gonna keep arguing, i guess. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(170).jpg] CTT: I don't know, Dave. CTT: You seem pretty mad. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(171).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(172).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(173).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(174).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(175).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(176).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(177).jpg] CCG: ASNFJA FH AHFAB FDJ98QYRH37R73VBRG QG3RVBLAHRLSA NASFN A CCG: ASFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CTG: im not mad CCG: [SANFUJB FIASFHASFUAS9G8FHASF ASFVAGS FAGSA FA HDBAUD9AUD ADYA SS CANSN SAN CTG2: a guy can be sick of being accused of wanting to bang dudes and little kids and shitty retard aliens without being mad CCG: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CTG2: christ will you shut up already [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(178).jpg] CTT: Dave, you are so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents from 1999. CTG2: what CTG: wow projecting much CTT: You'd like that, wouldn't you? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(179).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(180).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(181).jpg] CTG: ok either im gay or a incestuous lez hound i cant be both CTT: Bisexuality is a thing, Dave. CTT: I'm just saying, relatively speaking, you are easily the gayest boy I know. CTG: rose you know like CTG: 3 other boys CTG: two of them are fucking confirmed cock hungry aliens [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(182).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(183).jpg] CCG: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS. CCG: I WANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR REVOLTING HUMAN "COCKS". CTT: Karkat and Gamzee don't really count. CCG: THANK YOU. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(184).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(185).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(186).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(187).jpg] CTG: yeah and the other is john egbert CTG: i win by default CEB: oh, come on. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(188).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(189).jpg] CTG: no listen CTG: im not even saying youre gay im just saying im less gay than you CEB: i don't think that's how it works, dave. CTG: look one of us has to be the gayest human alive and its not going to be me [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(190).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(191).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(192).jpg] CTT: Dave, you take shitty Myspace photographs of yourself in the mirror and develop them in a darkroom. CTG2: what how is that gay CTG: its ironic CTG: not gay CTG2: its fuckin hilarious is what it is CTT: It's a little gay. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(193).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(194).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(195).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(196).jpg] CTG: this is stupid CTG2: ok even if that were a serious thing that i did CTG2: which it isnt CEB: dave, come on, i've seen those things. CEB: you just like taking pictures of yourself. CTG2: shut up egbert CTG: shut up no i dont [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(197).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(198).jpg] CTG2: i dont CTG2: but if i did CTG2: that would be at fucking most a narcissism thing theres nothing gay about it CTG: what next is jacking off gay too CEB: jacking off to boku no pico is pretty gay, yeah. CTG: oh my fucking god for the last fucking time i have never masturbated to any part of boku no pico CTG: end of story [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(199).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(200).jpg] CCG: EVEN I HAVE MORE FUCKING SHIRTS THAN THAT. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(201).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(202).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(203).jpg] CGC: 1 DONT 3V3N G3T WH4TS SO WRONG W1TH L1K1NG TH1S STUFF TH3Y 4R3NT 3V3N R34L K1DS CCG: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING NUTTER. CGC: TH4NKS K4RK4T >:P CGC: D4V3 1 WONT JUDG3 YOU CTG: et tu tz CGC: WH4T?? [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(204).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(205).jpg] CTG: look there is nothing for you to judge me for CTG: i have never tickled my pickle to boku no pico CTG: i have never even seriously contemplated the concept CTG: why will no one fucking believe me holy christs puckered asshole [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(206).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(207).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(208).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(209).jpg] CTT: I don't know, your interest in the series just seems curious in light of some of your previous statements. CTT: Oh, how did it go? CTT: "you fucking shit, that was gay"? CTT: "stop being gay you gay fucking shit"? CTG: what CTT: It's all very telling in retrospect. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(210).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(211).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(212).jpg] CTG: are you seriously fucking using sbahj as evidence for my repressed homosexuality CTG2: see this is where i exercise my awesome not being on the meteor benefits and ollie the fuck out of retard psychoanalysis station CTG2 ceased responding to memo. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(213).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(214).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(215).jpg] CTT: Oh, would Cool Dude and Stoner Lou be more representative of the ever tumultuous Strider psyche? CTT: I remember those containing some positively delightful gems. CTG: jesus no dont you know what a joke is CTG: the whole point of that shit is caricaturizing the people who say that garbage its not like my schtick hasnt been thoroughly established [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(216).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(217).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(218).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(219).jpg] CTT: Oh, yes, irony. CTT: The excuse to say and do anything you want without culpability by justifying it through speciously esoteric layers of nonsensical and deliberately contradictory motive, as if saying you don't mean it utterly divorces you from any personal connection to your own actions. CTG: what the fuck CEB: the only ironic thing happening right now is that we're arguing about how gay we are while we're watching an anime about a couple of little boys doing each other in the butt. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(220).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(221).jpg] CGC: 1 C4NT 3V3N FOLLOW TH1S 4RGUM3NT CGC: WHY 4R3 YOU HUM4NS 4LW4YS T4LK1NG 4BOUT G4Y 1TS SO DUMB CGC: G4Y G4Y G4Y G4Y G4Y WHO 3V3N C4R3S 4BOUT TH4T STUFF??? CTT: Insecure human boys have trouble caring about anything else, it seems. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(222).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(223).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(224).jpg] CTG: thats such a crock of shit CTG: you started it CEB: you called me gay first! CTG: fuck it was a joke i didnt bust out the fucking freud and "repressed latent homosexuality" CTT: I actually never brought up either of those things. CTT: Done some research on the subject before, have you? CTG: are you fucking kidding me [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(225).jpg] CTT: It's not like there's anything wrong with it, Dave. CTG: thats not the fucking issue CTT: Then what is? CTG: the issue is that im not CTG: the end [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(226).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(227).jpg] CCG: OH MY FUCKING GOD, DOESN'T IT GET TIRESOME CONSTANTLY BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER?? CTT: Speaking of irony. CCG: I'M ASHAMED TO HAVE BEEN COMPLICIT IN THE GENESIS OF YOUR WORTHLESSLY FRIVOLOUS SPECIES. CTG: no stop CTG: not doing this CTG: this conversation is finished [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(228).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(229).jpg] CTT: It's strange to see you so worked up, Dave. CTT: Is this all too much of a personal subject for you? CTT: Did Daddy give you the Bad Touch when you were just a little baby? CTG: wow seriously CTG: ok rose you win CTG: you have succeeded in weirding me out CTG: youve done it youve flapped the unflappable CTG: lets skip to the awards ceremony and get you your big fucking gold trophy so we can stop talking about this [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(230).jpg] CGC: ROS3 JUST L34V3 H1M 4LON3 <:/ CTT: Oh, fine. CCG: I'M SURE HE DOESN'T NEED YOU TO BE HIS WHITE KNIGHT, TEREZI. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(231).jpg] CGC: UGH K4RK4T WHY DO3S 3V3RYTH1NG H4V3 TO B3 4BOUT YOUR J34LOUS BULLSH1T! CGC: 1M SO T1R3D OF 1T CCG: YOU THINK I'M JEALOUS OF THAT PUERILE WASTE OF SPACE??? CCG: HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE TEREZI REAL KNEESLAPPER RIGHT THERE!!! [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(232).jpg] CEB: can we just... not fight? CEB: watch the porn, maybe! CGC: >:/ CTG: yes please CTT: Yes, let's. CCG: FINE, WHATEVER. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(233).jpg] CEB: ... oh my GOD, seriously?? CTG: yup CTT: Wow. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(234).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(235).jpg] CEB: she's not even going to stop them. wow. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(236).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(237).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(238).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(239).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(240).jpg] CEB: her little brother is wearing her clothes and being "punished" up the butt and she's just gonna stand there and watch. CTT: John, you're trying to apply logic to pornography. CGC: WHY DO3SNT SH3 JUST JO1N 1N CEB: ........ CTG: hahahaha CCG: TEREZI. CGC: WH4T?? CCG: I JUST CCG: YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(241).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(242).jpg] CTT: It's good to see even the women in this universe have inordinately bountiful quantities of sexual fluids. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(243).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(244).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(245).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(246).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(247).jpg] CCG: PLEASE TELL ME IT'S ALMOST FUCKING OVER. CTG: almost CTG: but you've got one more thing to get through CCG: OH NO. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(248).jpg] CCG: OH NO NO NO NO NO [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(249).jpg] CCG: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(250).jpg] CCG: OH DEAR GOD JUST FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE. CTG: guys i think karkat might not like cumshots CTG: like its just a hunch but i think im onto something here CEB: really? CEB: wow! [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(251).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(252).jpg] CTT: Maybe we'd better show him a few more just to be sure. CCG: OH HELL FUCKING NO, THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(253).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(254).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(255).jpg] CCG: OH DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO CCG: PLEASE NO GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS MAKE IT STOP CTG: calm down dude its over CGC: 4WWWW CEB: phew... [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(256).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(257).jpg] [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(258).jpg] CCG: NEVER CCG: FUCKING CCG: AGAIN CCG ceased responding to memo. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(259).jpg] CGC: H3H3H3 >:] CGC: SO WH3N 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO SHOW TH3 N3XT ON3??? CTG: i dunno CTG: rose may have managed to ruin boku no pico for me forever [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(260).jpg] CGC: OH COM3 ON! CTT: Oh, don't be like that. CEB: well, i'll be perfectly glad to never see another one of these again. CTG: oh no egbert CTG: dont think youre getting out of this so easily [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(261).jpg] CEB: urgh, i shouldn't have said anything. CTG: im going to make you watch the parts of the first one you skipped out on eventually too [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(262).jpg] CEB: um, no, you are not! CTG: yes way dude CTG: youve gotta get the full experience [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(263).jpg] CEB: you're gonna get the full experience of being dumb and lame and me hating your dumb lame guts forever. CTG: you dont mean that CTG: i cant be hated its just not a thing that can be done CTT: I'm sure Karkat would have a thing or two to say about that. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(264).jpg] CTG: karkat doesnt even count CTG: hes got this dog like level of intelligence where hes incapable of doing anything but hating everything unconditionally CTG: you cant even be insulted by it being an insufferable festering piece of garbage is just instinct for him CGC: OH H3S NOT TH4T B4D CTG: he really kind of is CEB: /sighs [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(265).jpg] CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: YOU KNOW I CAN STILL FUCKING READ THIS. CTG: good CCG: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TRUCE?? CTG: truces off CTG: youre shit [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(266).jpg] CCG: FUCK YOU, YOU FATUOUS SHIT EATER. CTG: right back at you you unwashed hogs taint CCG: LEPROUS GLOBE GARGLER. CEB: ... i'm just going to... go? CTG: puckered ass pantywaist CEB ceased responding to memo. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(267).jpg] CCG: GRUBFUCKING PERINEAL LESION. CTG: dingleberry doucher CGC: OK W3LL CGC: T3LL M3 WH3N YOU SHOW TH3 N3XT ON3 1 GU3SS CGC ceased responding to memo. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(268).jpg] CCG: FUCKLIPPED CANDYASS. CTG: sweltering anal wreath CTT: The rectal fixation characterizing these series of ripostes is fascinating, don't you think? CTG: rose stay out of this it doesnt concern you CTT: Far be it from me to come between a boy and his love of ass. CTT: I'll talk to you later. CTT ceased responding to memo. [http://www.dumbgarbage.com/img/bnp2/bnpp2%20(269).jpg] CCG: DICKNECKED MILQUETOAST. CTG: whoa dude youre not allowed to use dickneck CTG: thats like cultural appropriation CCG: WHAT??? CCG: I'M DESCRIBING YOU, YOU CLUELESS ADDLEPATE. CCG: THE USE OF YOUR INFERIOR ANATOMICAL TERMINOLOGY IS APPROPRIATE. CTG: racist CCG: I'M NOT FUCKING RACIST, YOU'RE RACIST, AND THIS WOULD BE SPECIESISM ANYWAY. CCG: ENTIRELY WARRANTED SPECIESISM, I MIGHT ADD, ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR SPECIES BEING FUCKING GARBAGE AND OBJECTIVELY WORSE THAN MINE IN EVERY WAY. CCG: SO IT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT AS SPECIESISM REALLY JUST FACTS, FUCKING COME TO TERMS WITH IT. CTG: man maybe you should talk to kanaya about getting a new wardrobe CTG: i think a nice conical white hat would suit you CTG: really bring out the bird shit grey in your eyes CCG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT? CTG: nothing CTG: anyway this is boring im leaving CCG: HAHAHAHAHAHA, COULDN'T FUCKING HANDLE THIS HUH??? CCG: DID MY SCALDING BARBS OF TRUTH START A GREASE FIRE ON YOUR OILY PINK HUMAN SKIN???? CTG: yeah sure CTG: bye CTG ceased responding to memo. CCG: THAT'S RIGHT, STRIDER, RUN AWAY!!!! CCG: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH CCG: I WIN, I FUCKING *WIN*!!!!! CCG: WOW, IT MUST SUCK TO HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY FUCKING DOMINATED BY MY HONED LINGUISTIC GUILE AND PIERCINGLY PERCEPTIVE INSIGHT. CCG: HOW WILL HE EVEN PULL HIMSELF OUT OF HIS COUNTER-INTUITIVELY DRY AND RECTANGULAR RECUPERACOON IN HIS HUMAN MORNING HOURS KNOWING I JUST UTTERLY SHIT ALL OVER HIS PATHETIC EXISTENCE??? CCG: HAHAHA, MAYBE HE'LL WASTE AWAY FROM THE SHAME AND DIE, THAT'D BE GREAT!!!! CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: terezi will never like you CTG ceased responding to memo.       CCG ceased responding to memo. Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!