Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/8597158. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: 방탄소년단_|_Bangtan_Boys_|_BTS Relationship: Min_Yoongi_|_Suga/Park_Jimin, Jeon_Jungkook/Kim_Taehyung_|_V, Kim_Namjoon |_Rap_Monster/Kim_Seokjin_|_Jin, Jeon_Jungkook/Park_Jimin Character: Min_Yoongi_|_Suga, Park_Jimin_(BTS), Kim_Taehyung_|_V, Kim_Namjoon_|_Rap Monster, Kim_Seokjin_|_Jin, Jeon_Jungkook, Jung_Hoseok_|_J-Hope, Bang Shihyuk, Kim_Jisoo_(BLACKPINK) Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff, Romance, Drinking, Swearing, is_this_crack_fluff_romance idk, a_mess, i_like_this_story, im_proud_of_this_one, i_hope_these_kids actually_do_things_like_this, OT7, gotta_love_tae, AU, I_ACTUALLY_THINK YOONGI_AND_JISOO_WOULD_BE_QT_TOGETHER_but_NOT_AS_QT_AS_YOONMIN, (or yoongi_and_the_sueing_ARMY_they_have_my_blessing_too), tell_me_jisoo_and seokjin_arent_related_TELL_ME, bp_has_me_weak_almost_as_weak_as_bts Stats: Published: 2016-11-19 Words: 3176 ****** Strawberry milkshake ****** by otpshots Summary Jimin had liked Yoongi ever since the first moment he had met the older one. Yoongi thought that Jimin was a dude worth spending your time with. Notes See the end of the work for notes ‘Hyung! Yoongi hyung!’ Jimin ran inside the diner once he spotted the black- haired male wiping the counter. ‘Hyung it’s been so long since we’ve had our shifts together! I didn’t know you were working today.’ Yoongi threw the cloth he was using at Jimin’s face. Jimin caught it right before impact. ‘This is exactly why I didn’t tell you, jizzstain.’ Jimin giggled. ‘Now that you’re here, I suggest you continue wiping the counter. I have better things to do.’ Jimin chuckled. ‘Like what, hyung? Counting how many donuts we have? Check if there are enough cherries for the milkshakes? Wait, wait, I know! You need to measure how tall the fries are.’ Yoongi wished he had another cloth to throw. He shook his head. ‘Last guess, last guess please?’ Jimin didn’t wait for Yoongi’s answer. ‘You’re going to take a nap.’ Ding ding ding. ‘Congratulations Park Jimin. You figured out what I’m planning to do.’ Yoongi clapped slowly, Jimin smiled. ‘What’s my price?’ Yoongi took a step or two forward so he could stand right in front of Jimin. Jimin felt his heartrate increase. ‘Any suggestions?’ Jimin didn’t have time to answer Yoongi’s question. From behind someone coughed. The duo turned around. Manager Bang was tapping with his foot on the ground, had his arms crossed. ‘You two going to work or what?’ Jimin quickly took a step backwards and grabbed the cloth Yoongi had thrown at him earlier. The other one shrugged. ‘Yes sir.’ - Jimin had liked Yoongi ever since the first moment he had met the older one. It was on a hot summer day. Jimin had been working at the diner for two months. Yoongi was covering someone’s shift. Jimin had to get two boxes of frozen burgers from the back. The boxes were blocking his sight when he walked out and boom, there he bumped into Yoongi. It was a little bump, you couldn’t even call it a bump, but somehow Yoongi managed to make it look like a big truck had hit him. It was dramatic. Yoongi had winked at Jimin to ensure the younger that he was actually fine. Jimin had miraculously understood what Yoongi was doing and had played along. Manager Bang completely freaked out when he found out that nothing major had happened. The duo had to work overtime and do the dishes every night for three weeks straight. It was in those three weeks that Jimin and Yoongi got to know each other better. It was also in those three weeks that Jimin completely fell in love with Yoongi. - ‘So I told TT that it’s impossible to eat a whole pizza in just a minute and you know what he did? He just stuffed his face with the whole thing and actually finished it in time. It was crazy, hyung. His face and my carpet were completely covered in marinara sauce.’ Yoongi nodded along while Jungkook was telling him about what happened the night before. ‘The craziest of all, though, was his dare. Do you know what he dared me to do?’ Yoongi shook his head. Something inside told him that he didn’t want to know. ‘I had to lick his face clean. Completely clean. He told me he would punish me if he found even the tiniest drop of sauce somewhere on his face.’ There it was. Yoongi started to cough violently. Jungkook hit him on the back. ‘I told you not to bring it like that.’ Jimin put down a glass of water in front of Yoongi. The latter thanked him and gulped it all down. ‘That’s just disgusting, Kook. I don’t need to know what you and your boyfriend do in your spare time.’ Jungkook smirked while he looked from Yoongi to Jimin and back to Yoongi. ‘Don’t tell me you two forgot about that one time when you kissed while playing the pepero game. Twice.’ Yoongi glared at Jungkook, Jimin choked on air. ‘Someone clearly remembers.’ Jungkook chuckled. ‘Whatever kid.’ Yoongi stood up and disappeared to the back. Jungkook stood up to fill the glass with water and gave it to Jimin. ‘Please tell me you’ve already confessed your feelings to him.’ Jimin’s eyes widened while he urged Jungkook to keep his voice down. Jungkook got the hint. ‘Why not? He’s obviously into you too!’ Jimin shook his head. ‘Absolutely not. He keeps talking about this girl Jisoo or something and I’m pretty sure they have something going on. I don’t want to ruin that.’ Jungkook nodded, patted Jimin on the shoulder. ‘Tough luck. Hey, if you ever feel the need to release some tension I’m pretty sure TT wouldn’t mind you joining.’ Jimin pushed Jungkook. ‘Gross man, gross. I’m fine.’ Jungkook winked. ‘You know where to find us when you’re not fine anymore. Or just me, that’s fine too.’ Jimin just shook his head, completely disgusted. Jungkook smirked while he turned around and headed to the door. ‘Anyways, I’ll see you on Friday shorty. Be there or be square.’ Jimin flipped Jungkook off while the latter went out. Jimin sat down in a booth, put his head on the table. Jungkook was right, he had been feeling a bit tense the past few days. He didn’t understand why. Well, that’s a lie. He did understand why. Jimin had been feeling queasy ever since Yoongi had started talking about the Jisoo girl. It just made him feel sad and uncomfortable. A small thud made Jimin look up from the table. Yoongi had put a milkshake down on the table and was sitting in front of Jimin now. Jimin completely lifted his head up without breaking eye contact with the other. Yoongi moved the milkshake to the middle and put in two straws. He smiled, Jimin smiled back. ‘Today feels like a strawberry day, don’t you think?’ Jimin nodded. ‘Thanks hyung. You know me so well.’ Yoongi smiled. - Yoongi used to hate his job at the diner. Every day was the same. He had to clean the place, listen to rude customers, clean up after the rude customers, listen to babbling teenage girls and then clean up again. He was basically the cleaning lady. Everything changed when Jimin came to work at the place. All of a sudden the rude customers weren’t that rude anymore and the babbling teenage girls didn’t seem to talk to him anymore. That was nice. Yoongi didn’t really understand what had happened until two months after Jimin had started working there. The kid bumped into him and played along with his little overdramatic play. It was at that moment that Yoongi decided that Jimin was a nice dude. A dude worth spending your time with. - ‘TT you’re crazy.’ Jungkook looked at his boyfriend in disbelief. ‘You can’t dare me to hook up with Jimin. He’s madly in love with Yoongi AND that would make me a cheater.’ Taehyung shrugged. ‘A game is a game bun, you can’t say no.’ Jungkook just shook his head, didn’t know what to say. ‘That will break Jimin’s heart. And Yoongi’s if he has one. That’s just too cruel.’ Taehyung didn’t completely agree with that. ‘Is it? You know what’s cruel? Those two have been into each other since forever and both of them are way too pussy to make a move. It’s cruel not to do anything about it. If you won’t hook up with Jimin, I most definitely will.’ Jungkook sighed. ‘Everything will be fine, bun.’ Taehyung let his hands brush past Jungkook’s lips. Jungkook didn’t feel like it was the right thing to do. ‘We should just let them figure it out themselves.’ Taehyung sighed. ‘Are you chickening out of the dare? Because like I said I’m more than happy to do it myself.’ Jungkook sighed. ‘No, I’ll do it.’ Taehyung slowly kissed his boyfriend. ‘Good bunny.’ - ‘Namjoon-hyung I dare you to kiss that statue.’ Jungkook was pointing at the statue standing in the hallway. Namjoon looked at him, disgusted. ‘Kiss it or chug down your beer.’ Namjoon gave Jungkook a dirty look while he stood up. Hoseok and Taehyung started to scream. Jimin took another sip of his beer. Namjoon walked over to the statue, put his hand on its cheek. Hoseok and Taehyung started to scream louder. ‘And pretend the statue to be Seokjin-hyung.’ Everyone but Namjoon and Seokjin started to laugh out loud. Jungkook had a smug look on his face. ‘You just wait, Jeon Jungkook, I’ll get back at you.’ Jungkook shrugged. ‘Just kiss the damn statue.’ Namjoon sighed and leaned over to let his lips touch the statue’s. Seokjin blushed, Yoongi shook his head. Hoseok and Taehyung were going wild. ‘Not passionate enough, hyung!’ Namjoon flipped the youngest off while he stepped away from the statue. Everybody was clapping. Namjoon sat down again. ‘Chug, hyung, it didn’t look like the statue was Seokjin-hyung.’ Namjoon glared. Seokjin was keeping his head down, too shy to look up. ‘How do you expect me to make out with a statue, you wingnut.’ Jungkook smirked. ‘Yoongi-hyung did it last time and that looked really passionate. Remember TT? He was making out with that statue like it was Ji-‘ Yoongi threw his slipper at Jungkook, who was just able to avoid getting hit. Jimin finished his beer at once and put it down with a soft thud. Taehyung noticed and poked Jungkook. ‘That never happened, Kook. Joon, it’s your turn.’ Namjoon looked at Yoongi. He had a plan. ‘Sure, Yoongi-hyung. Truth or dare?’ Yoongi took a sip of his beer before he answered without suspecting anything. ‘Truth, of course. I’m not drunk enough to dare.’ Oh boy how Namjoon knew he would say that. ‘Who did you pretend to be making out with when you were doing the statue? You really got me curious there.’ Yoongi felt his heart stop for a second. Jungkook and Taehyung were getting giddy. Seokjin looked up again. Jimin’s heart was racing. Could it be? Yoongi felt trapped, panicked. ‘Jisoo. It was Jisoo.’ Everybody let out their breath, started to mumble disappointedly. Jimin felt his heart drop. For a second he had hoped that it was him Yoongi had been thinking about that one time, but of course it wasn’t. Yoongi bit his lip. He had glanced over to Jimin right after giving his answer. He had seen the effect of his answer and regretted it instantly. Jimin quickly hid his disappointed face. He grabbed another beer. ‘Damn hyung, that’s sad. We were really hoping you would say a different name.’ Yoongi shook his head, stood up. ‘I need a smoke.’ Everybody but Jimin started to protest. Yoongi remembered it was his turn to truth or dare someone. ‘Whatever. Hyung. Truth or dare?’ Seokjin shook his head, Yoongi sighed. ‘That’s a dare. Give Joon a lap dance.’ The young couple and Hoseok were shouting with joy. Seokjin looked at Yoongi with wide eyes. Yoongi grabbed the lighter and his cigarettes. ‘Just fucking do it, we all know you want to.’ Yoongi didn’t wait for Seokjin to do it. He turned around and headed to the balcony. He shut the door behind him and sat down, lit up a cigarette. Blew out the smoke, let his mind wander. - Yoongi had known about Jimin’s crush for about a month now. Jimin was way too obvious about it. Always staring, always giggling, always complimenting. Yoongi didn’t mind, really. At least he didn’t mind in the beginning. He liked the extra attention. He thought it was cute how the younger male liked him. Yoongi started to mind when he realized that he liked Jimin too. Yoongi had never really liked anyone before. He had had flings before, small crushes, but he had never felt the way Jimin had made him feel. In a weird way, it suffocated him, scared him. That’s one of the reasons why he made Jisoo up. To create distance between him and Jimin. The other reason was to be able to talk about Jimin with Jimin without Jimin noticing he was talking about him. It wasn’t the best thing to do and Yoongi realized that just a little too late. - Jimin tried really hard to forget his feelings for Yoongi and to enjoy the night with his friends. It was hard, but the alcohol was definitely helping. ‘Hoseok-ah, truth or dare?’ Namjoon was smirking at Hoseok while Seokjin was sitting next to him. ‘Hit me with a dare, Joonie.’ Seokjin had an idea and leaned over to whisper in Namjoon’s ear. The younger smiled and looked at Hoseok devilishly. ‘Poor the rest of your beer on the kid.’ Jungkook wasn’t really paying attention. Hoseok saw his chance. He was very quick to stand up and managed to empty his can on top of Jungkook’s head right before the younger finally realized what was going on. Everybody was laughing out loud, Jimin was rolling on the ground. Namjoon had a smug smile on his face. Jungkook was confused. ‘What goes around comes around, Kook.’ Jungkook looked at Namjoon before he burst out laughing as well. ‘Smooth, hyung, smooth. You got me.’ The six boys kept laughing for a good ten minutes. ‘All thanks to our princess.’ Seokjin pinched Namjoon’s left cheek, Namjoon winked. ‘Hobie, your turn.’ Hoseok opened another beer, took a sip. ‘Tae Tae, truth or dare?’ Taehyung smiled. ‘Dare me.’ It was Hoseok’s turn to smile. He had something good in mind. ‘Ask 4 girls to send you nudes.’ Jimin choked on his beer and started to cough, Namjoon laughed uncontrollably. Taehyung’s ears turned bright red. It was right then when Yoongi decided to get back inside. He dropped down on the couch next to Jimin, patted him on the back. In the meantime, Taehyung had already messaged two girls. ‘Jimin-ah, we need to talk.’ Jimin looked at Yoongi with a questionable look. ‘About what?’ Jimin was acting cold and Yoongi knew it was completely his fault. ‘We can’t talk here. Come outside with me.’ Jimin puffed his cheeks. It was something Yoongi thought was really cute and Jimin knew. ‘No, I don’t want to. Tell me here or don’t.’ Yoongi sighed. He opened his mouth to tell Jimin the truth when Taehyung’s voice interrupted them. ‘I dare you to make out with Jimin.’ The two boys on the couch had a confused look on their face. ‘What?’ Taehyung was smirking. ‘I dare Jeon Jungkook to make out with Park Jimin.’ Yoongi couldn’t believe his ears. Jimin couldn’t either, but the difference was that Jimin didn’t care. He was mad at Yoongi, slightly heartbroken and mainly drunk. Jimin bit his lower lip while he looked at Jungkook, cocked his eyebrows. ‘In the end your wish is coming true, Kookie.’ Jungkook chuckled. Yoongi didn’t know who to look at, was completely confused. ‘Tae, you do know that Jungkook is your boyfriend right?’ Taehyung shrugged, urged Jungkook to move. ‘So? I’ve always known that there is some tension between those two. This is the perfect way to make that go away, don’t you think?’ Taehyung was looking right at Yoongi, trying to provoke the black-haired one. The look in Yoongi’s eyes told him that his plan was working. Jungkook stood up. Everybody was holding their breaths. Nobody really knew what was going to happen next. Jungkook moved closer to Jimin, but didn’t get the chance to move close enough. Yoongi growled at Jungkook, which made the youngest stop in his track. ‘That’s not going to happen, cockwizard.’ Yoongi turned around so that he would be facing Jimin. ‘I lied earlier. That’s what I wanted to tell you. Jisoo doesn’t exist. At least not really. You are Jisoo. It’s you that I like, Park Jimin.’ Jimin couldn’t believe his ears, again. The others got the message, quietly left the room. Taehyung winked at Jimin before he moved to the balcony with Jungkook. ‘You are the most beautiful, most wonderful, most magical person I’ve ever met. I’ve never felt something like this before. You make me want to cleanse my soul and go to church and build houses in Africa. When you giggle I hear bells jingle, when you smile I feel like someone is beating up my heart. When you talk I feel like an angel is blessing me.’ Yoongi moved closer to Jimin. ‘When you touch me, even when it’s just your fingers slightly brushing against me, I feel so blissful.’ Jimin felt like his heart was about to explode. Both men were breathing heavily, intensely staring into each other’s eyes, each other’s souls. Jimin’s lips were slightly parted. Yoongi moved closer again, close enough to kiss Jimin, but he didn’t. Yoongi looked at Jimin, didn’t dare to break eye contact. Yoongi bit his lip. ‘Park Jimin.’ It was no more than a whisper. ‘Park Jimin, I love you.’ It was Jimin who closed the distance between their lips. The butterflies in Jimin’s stomach exploded the moment his lips made contact with Yoongi’s. It wasn’t a soft and loving kiss. The two of them were kissing each other like there was no tomorrow, like they would die the moment their lips would part. Jimin bit down on Yoongi’s lip. Yoongi moved his hand over to Jimin’s knee, moved his hand upwards. The room was heating up. Their bodies were tingling. Lips only parted to breathe. Lips only parted to whisper ‘I love you.’ - Taehyung and Jungkook were standing on the balcony, spying on the two on the couch. Taehyung’s phone buzzed. ‘God those shameless girls.’ Jungkook slightly shoved Taehyung. ‘Don’t pretend like you mind it, I’ve seen your porn collection. All lesbian. You like naked girls.’ Taehyung smirked. ‘Shut up. I’m definitely watching gay porn now.’ Jungkook gagged, turned around. Taehyung followed. ‘What if Yoongi hadn’t stopped me? That would’ve ruined everything, right?’ Taehyung shrugged. ‘No, I don’t think so. They would’ve stopped seeing each other for a little while. One of them would’ve probably turned into a drunk or a drug, but in the end it would’ve turned out all right. Besides, I knew Yoongi-hyung would stop you. Too proud and too much in love.’ Taehyung put his arm around his boyfriend. ‘And I don’t think I would’ve let you do it in the end.’ Jungkook smirked. ‘Too proud and too much in love?’ Taehyung winked at Jungkook, pulled him closer. ‘Maybe.’ Jungkook shook his head. - ‘Hyung! Hyung! I didn’t know you were working today?’ Jimin smiled upon seeing his boyfriend at the diner. ‘I’m not. I just happen to know that someone working here is almost done with their shift.’ Jimin wiped his hands with his apron, smiled. ‘Five more minutes, hyung.’ Yoongi nodded, placed himself in their regular booth. Jimin continued wiping the floor, Yoongi followed him with his eyes. Jimin disappeared to the back exactly five minutes later, and came out another five after that holding a milkshake. He put it down on the table, sat down next to Yoongi. He put two straws in. ‘Today feels like a strawberry day, don’t you think?’ Yoongi just smiled. ‘You know me so well, Jiminie.’ End Notes i am shameless i love this story ps. these kids won a daesang and their reaction was beautiful go watch iT WILL MAKE YOUR DAY Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!