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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, No_Archive
      Warnings_Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
      Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
  Fandom:
      Unspecified_Fandom
  Relationship:
      Jamie_Hyneman/Adam_Savage, Furry/Dog, Ferb_Fletcher/Phineas_Flynn, Avi
      Avadan/Leigh_Daniel_Avidan, Supa/Deko
  Character:
      Jamie_Hyneman, Adam_Savage, Apus, Marley
  Additional Tags:
      Scat, Vore, Death, Smut
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      Published: 2016-06-08 Updated: 2017-05-23 Chapters: 3/? Words: 2711
****** Spice & Meatball ******
by WINKYLADS
Notes
     This is a collection of the worst of the worst things we can write.
     As a collective, we feel less as people.
     Negro tried to jump off a bridge while writing the MythBusters one.
***** The Party (Deko x Supa) *****
Chapter Notes
     Deko was one of my greatest friends and watched me write this story.
     He was.
SQUISH! Supa heard beyond the door that lead to Deko’s personal realm. He
reached for the paper in the white hoodie pocket. “You’re invited to Deko’s
Spectacular Birthday Party!” It read. He had received it in the mail, which
made no sense since they lived in the same house. Upon closer inspection, the
address was shown at the bottom with a heart under the exclamation point. As
Supa stared at the door as another squish sound entered his ears. He knew the
sounds coming from that door didn't sound like a party, as a moan escaped the
closed door. Supa, forced by the narrator, opened the door and with a surprise,
Deko was sitting on the bed, wearing only a top revealing too much, holding a
dragon dildo dripping with a mysterious liquid.
“Deko!? Learn to lock your fucking door!” screamed Supa. Deko could only stare
blankly at Supa as she threw the dildo at Supa, which he leaned to avoid the
projectile.
“Supa….” She said seductively. Supa, sweating in fear and awkwardness, stepped
backwards.
“I have a feeling I’m the only one on the guest list,” Supa remarked with a
frown. “And something is telling me I’m the man of honor.”
“Supa, come on. You know why I’m here.” Deko replied with a seductive smile as
she got off her bed and went up to Supa, caressing his dick. Unlike other
stories where the main character was supposed to get hard, Supa didn’t. He only
pushed her hand off his
crotch.
Supa got up and pushed Deko back on the bed. “Dude your freaking me out. Is it
the title name, because I was held hostage by the writer, he has my wife and
children,” replied Supa. The door shut closed on its own as Deko’s eyes started
to glow. “Deko? What kind of voodo shit is this?”
“You’re not getting away this time. I want you inside of me Supa,” moaned Deko.
Supa started to back up and try to open the door using the knob, but the knob
was slippery due to Deko's "fluids". Supa looked to see Deko’s vaginal region
get…bigger? Deko started to finger herself as a mushroom like shape started to
emerge from her vagina. Eventually she couldn’t even finger herself as a large
piece of flesh emerged from her vagina. 'Oh fuck this is nasty as shit,' Supa
thought as Deko sprouted a 7 foot long penis with a large moan of pleasure.
"She" splooged everywhere, but Supa pulled out an umbrella and shielded himself
from the blast.
“Like what you see?” Deko said while caressing her new cock. She stood up and
got off her bed. She started to remove her shirt and bra exposing her double
D’s. After putting away the umbrella, Supa turned around and started banging on
the door and screaming for help before turning around. His best friend’s dick
was at least a few inches larger now, and fully erect, and throbbing. Supa had
been trapped and was running out of options, so he tried to play it off as some
kind of prank.
“Deko,” Supa began, “You missed me with that gay shit, now put that disgusting
thing back in your body and let me the heckle out.” But Deko only rubbed her
dick on Supa’s chest as pre-cum stained his favorite hoodie, making Supa angry.
Supa wiped off the pre-cum with his hand and said,
“I hope your paying for dry cleaning you ass.” Deko even tried to unzip his
pants. Supa slapped her away and said, “Listen Deko, I have places to be and
things that don’t require me to be anally penetrated in my bootyhole by a 5$
foot long at Subway, so if you’ll excuse me I’ll just-” Supa didn’t even have
enough time to finish the sentence as Deko grabbed him fiercely by the hoodie
collar, her large member touching his crotch. Supa glared as Deko got closer to
his face.
“Who said anything about anal sex my little kitten?” Deko growled as she kissed
his cheek. Supa thought about what she said, and then realized what she was
going to do.
“WOAH!” Supa pushed Deko and her pulsing dick away from him. “First of all,
call me 'little kitten’ again I will rip off your penis and shove it down your
throat. Second I won’t let you make me a fucking Chick! That crazy fan already
did that once to me and it was very inconvenient and uncomfortable!” Supa
stated, but Deko didn’t care even in the slightest.. She just rubbed her dick
faster and moaned a little. “Listen here you little shit,” Supa finally snapped
at her, getting her attention as she stopped stroking the meat pole in her
thighs “I’ve had it with your tomfoolery and your high libido. Now you ruined
my favorite Shaq hoodie. Now cut the shit and- Where the heck did you get that
book?” Supa asked surprised as Deko pulled out an ancient book that seem to be
from a 2003 shitty ebay ripoff. Deko turned to a random page and started to
chant in a mysterious language as a sharp pain entered Supa’s body. He fell to
his knees as his body felt like it was on fire. Deko continued the chanting as
she watched Supa yell as the changes began.
Supa felt his dick shrinking into his body as he looked up at Deko with anger
in his face. Deko looked at Supa with lustful eyes as she continued her
chanting. “Deko, you bitch ass little shit I'm going to strangle you like Bart
fucking Simp-” Supa stopped as he heard his own voice change from to an octave
higher. Supa’s skin got softer, which makes no sense since Supa is a robot. His
ass expanded and strained his and he felt his chest swelled with pressure as
his nipples rubbed against his own hoodie. Supa looked down as he saw his body
getting slimmer and his hips wider as his pant legs ripped as his thighs got
thicker. His newly developed breast increase from A cup to B cup in seconds.
Eventually it reached to double D’s just like Deko’s as it tore a large hole at
the top revealing some cleavage. He felt his face change and his lips get
fuller. Supa’s body stopped changing and Deko was pleased to see the new Supa,
ready for action.
“I can't believe your fucking shit Deko.” said Supa as he got up and stretched.
Her hoodie now too small now that breasts formed on Supa’s chest. Her large
breasts tore the hoodie and exposed skin. “but your god damn motherfucking
ripped my favorite hoodie and my expensive ass pants. Who’s gonna pay for
that?”
“It won’t matter once we are done.” Deko said as Supa looked at her with
disgust.
“The Hell it will," Supa shouted. " And I kinda don’t want to be skadoodled in
my kaboos so if you can just let me skadadle,” Supa started but the pleased
neko ripped off Supa’s clothes, grabbed her and threw her into the bed with a
thud. Deko jumped on her as her tail swished back and forth. Deko started to
stroke it as it was forcefully shoved into Supa’s mouth. The longer it was in
his mouth, the more she was turned on by it and started to suck it. Deko
started to moan loudly. Supa started to help Deko stroke it until Deko blasted
into Supa’s mouth. After that, Supa snapped back to reality and realized what
he was doing. He was sucking his own friend’s cock. Just the thought wanted to
make her gag but Supa was so into it. She regained control over her thoughts
again and struggled to get the cock out of her mouth but Deko wrapped her tail
around Supa and trapped her in her grasp: there was no escape.
“Now I don’t want you to escape now do I?” Deko whispered in Supa’s ear. “Now
be a good little kitten and enjoy your tasty treat~❤,” she moaned as she
started to fondol Supa’s breast. Supa moaned Deko removed the cock from Supa’s
mouth and inserted it into his anal cavity. Deko leaned over Supa’s body and
kissed her. Supa started to scream but Deko covered her mouth. “Shh. We don’t
want Dex to know, do we?” she said. She started to penetrate Supa’s ass as Supa
struggled to escape the grasp of Deko the Neko. Deko shoved her meaty pole
deeper until it ruptured in his bootyhole. After a few minutes of being anally
rapped dry, cum dripped out of Supa’s asshole. Deko moved the tip of the penis
towards Supa’s new vagina. Deko winked as she shoved her dick in Supa as Supa
moaned loudly as Deko thrusted and gripped Supa’s hand. Deko started to moan as
a spark Supa’s brain: If he gets pregnant, he’d have to take care of a shit
child. Tired of being a sex slave, Supa bit Deko’s hand.
“I cannot be raped by a fucking faggot!” Supa shouted at Deko as she grabbed
Deko’s throbbing Dick and snapped it off and removed it from the vaginal
cavity. Deko screamed as blood and cum sprayed out from the wound. Supa shoved
the giant member into Deko’s mouth and hopped off Deko’s bed and onto the
floor. Supa grabbed Deko’s spell book and did a reverse spell, and was able to
get . Supa, covered in cum and sweat, pulled out his 50. cal Desert Eagle and
shot the struggling Neko in the center of her forehead. Deko fell onto her side
as her broken penis shrank away and became a mangled version of a vaginal
region. Supa used spell book to break down Deko’s doorknob to open the door. "I
fucking hate my life," he sighed as he took out a match and burned down the
house.
***** Joey's Tossed Salad *****
Chapter Summary
     Joey's World tour meets JoeySalad.
      
     This story was recovered from a long time ago.
It was a normal day for Joeysworldtour. He got up, absorbed some chili cheese,
and brushed his chins. He then got in his ripped clothes, because he was going
to do the pickle challenge at the park. After he put on his ripped up clothes
he walked out of his room. When he got outside of his room he saw his crippled
daughter in a wheelchair.
His daughter Nutella said, “Papa, I want to be a Japanese!”
Joey then rolled Nutella over to the stair and dumped her down the stair. When
Nutella hit the bottom, she was crying. Joey flung the wheelchair down the
stairs directly at Nutella. Joey all off the sudden screamed, “NUTELLA
CHALLENGE!”
Joey then walked down the stairs and stepped on his daughter, killing her. He
then walked to the kitchen where he got a coffee cup. He ran over to his
daughter, got a vase, smashed it over her head, and poured Nutella into his
cup.
As Joey was pouring it, he slowly said, “Nnnnnnnuuuuuutttttttelllllllaaaa!”
Joey then got up and walked to his table with his Nutella filled cup. He then
opened his bread box, only to pull out a whole Patti LaBelle Vanilla Pound
Cake. He grabbed his camera and started to record.
After he recorded the video he decided to make his pickle challenge at the
park. He left his crippled daughter on the floor. He did not think about the
cops coming because it smelled like Nutella.
He started to walk outside to his car. He got really dizzy and started to
breathe like a cow having a orgazim. He hopped into his truck and breathed
heavy. Joey did not know that his car was a truck, because when he got into it,
it turned into a lowrider. He started the car and headed off to the park. He
pulled out, but he hit someone. When he got out, he saw that he hit Joeysalads.
Joeysalads got up and screamed, “ITS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!”
Joeysalads got up, and walked to the door of Joey’s truck. When Joeysalads saw
Joey, he popped a boner, which made a dent in Joey’s car.
“What was that!” screamed Joey.
“I think it was your engine!” said Joeysalads quickly.
“Uhh Joey, I want to show you something in my house!” screamed Joey with a
horny tone.
Joey grabbed Joeysalads by his dick and yanked him through the door.
 
“Come to papi, slut.” Joey cooned. His throbbing two inch monster was pulsing,
he had to sit down, as his legs were giving out under his weight.
Joeysalads quickly hurried to joey, biting his scrotum and tearing it clean
off. This only made Joey more horny, putting out a cigarette in Joeysalads eye.
Joey went to a more drastic approach, pulling out the other male's tongue and
forcing him to lick his own eyeball. The, now lance armstrong, Joey’s eye was
poked by his own nut that had been torn off and that was in Joeysalads mouth.
Even though they just started, Joey came on his own scrotum, blood, shit, piss,
and vomit spewed everywhere in the commotion.
In Joeysalads last words on the earth as he slowly slipped into a coma, he
uttered, “J-Just a s-social...experiment..”
“Joey no!” Joey gripped Joeysalad’s body as he heard his front door busted
open. The Swat came out of the blue and surrounded the giant fat man gripping
the small Joeysalads.
***** Phineas X Candice *****
It was a normal sunny day in the Tri-State Area, the sun was shining and all
was good. Phineas woke with a mess in his pants, as usual after having Isabella
help him with his daily project. Phineas hopped into the shower and washed
himself before Ferb or anyone in the house could awake.
After his warm, refreshing shower, Phineas remembered that Ferb,Mom, and Dad
had to leave for a massive cruise prize Ferb had won. Phineas was excited for
his brother, but felt sad inside that he had to be lonely, well kind of since
his sister Candice was also staying home. Phineas decided to see if his sister
had woken up yet, which she usually does not. When Phineas knocked lightly on
the door and opened it he saw she was asleep. That was not the only thing he
saw thought. Phineas had seen Candice's wet panties dripping from what must
have had been a wet dream. Phineas could not help himself from having a massive
erection. Phineas ran to his room to think.
After thinking for a bit, Phineas had come with an idea to trick Candice.
Phineas was going to make hipnosis glasses and try to get a piece of that sweet
meat. After thinking, Phineas ran downstair to start building one in a garage.
After about 30 minutes, Phineas had made Hypnosis Glasses.
Sneaking upstairs, Phineas put on the Hypnosis Glasses. When Phineas walked
into Candices room, he could not believe it, she was even wetter than before!
Phineas got a monster erection when seeing this, not being able to hold back.
Phineas quickly turned on his glasses and said, “You will not feel a thing! You
should be happy, you finally get a privilege, RAPE!”
As Phineas thrusted his meat tube into Candice’s clammy cunt, Candice
moaned,”Oh Jeremy treat me like the nasty meat flap I am!”
Phineas could not believe that Candice had been so tight and so horny! Phineas
finally show his man milk out of his meat tube into Candice’s wet meat flap.
Phineas kept going until he ran out of his sweaty man milk.
Phineas was almost done his last load when his mom ran into the room! Candice
broke out of her state of Hypnosis and screamed, “M~~OO~~MMMMM~~!” in an
orgasmic voice.
Phineas could not believe how much pleasure his manly meat tube was giving his
tight sister. Phineas did not notice his mom was in the room until it was too
late when he busted his sweaty man milk all over his mom. Phineas was prepared
for the worse, until out of nowhere his mom passed out! Phineas ran to his mom
only to find out that it was another day saved by Perry the Platypus!
All ended well for everyone in the family, Phineas got to fuck his sister,
Candice was no longer a virgin, and as for Mom, she didn't remember a thing!
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