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works/1575770.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Bananas_in_Pyjamas, bananas_(fruits), nickelodeon_-_Fandom, Food_Network
      RPF
  Relationship:
      B1/B2
  Character:
      B1, B2
  Additional Tags:
      stable_job, he_is_a_ridig_instructor, Love, Gay_Love, Shameless_Smut,
      Smut, looove, a_little_rapish, but_just_a_bit
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-05-06 Words: 380
****** So gay actually ******
by Bittersweethoney
Summary
     B1 and B2 are starcrossed lovers who love one another. One day B1
     want to show B2 how much he means to him, but things dosent always
     work out the way he planned to.
Notes
     Hello. THis is a story too all of those of you out there ho feel like
     you arent being taken seriously because of your passion. THis is for
     you.
So gay actually in fact
B2 came home from work at the stable, he went into the kitchen too see B1
standing there with a concerned look on his face. He moved closer, B1 looked at
him.B1 took a knife from the kitchen. He took B2’s hand and cut off his index
finger.
- WTF u doin, B2 screamed.
- Zhut da fuk up B2
- Jus trust me on dis, he continued in a caring voice. He then cut off his own
Index finger. He grabbed B2’s finger, and sowed it on his own hand. He then
took his own finger and sowed it on B2’ hand.
- Done, B1 said, pleased with himself.
- Why da fuk u do dat B1, B2 said.
- It iz a zign of our eternal love, B1 said, and kissed his favorite banana.
- This way we can be together forever, he continued
- Omg thank u dat iz zo cute why? B2 smiled.
- Becauze u r my favorite banana, B1 said.
- No other fukin bananaz live u stupid, B2 said.
- I do u ignorant slut, B1 said. B2 had really hurt his feelings.
- K, B2 answered.
- Well this iz awkward, B1 said.
- At least now we can be togeder 4 evah, B1 continued.
- Yez. Thank u zo much, B2 said.
- Ur rlly gay B2, B2 said.
- U2, B1 said.
- No, I’m B2, B2 said.
- No ur stupid and ur gay, B1 said.
- K, B2 said.
- Let’s do the gay
- K
- B1 started to peel of B2’s skin.
- au, that hurtz B1
- Some things just hurts, like our love. B1 replied
- But I don’t like pain… B2 cried
- But I do! B1 slapped B2 in the face. Pain is in the air, he continued
- Pull out your banana, B1 screamed. B2 started crying hysterically. B1 pulled
out a knife, he cut a whole into B2’s non existing ass
- AU! That really hurts! You need to stop cutting me. B2 was sobbing, blood was
running down his still non existing ass. B1 pulled out his “banana” and placed
it in B2. B2 was still crying. After a while, B1 was pleased.
- You’re so good in bed B2
- We r on the floor B1
- I rlly love u B1
- K
- Stupid bitch
- K
- I CUT MY FINGER OFF 4 U
- K
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