Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/1360180. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: F/M Fandom: Homestuck Relationship: Jade_Harley/Dave_Strider, Jade_Harley/Karkat_Vantas, Jade_Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat_Vantas Character: Jade_Harley, Karkat_Vantas, Dave_Strider Additional Tags: Accidental_Voyeurism, Explicit_Sexual_Content, Cheating, Threesome_-_F/M/ M, Secret_Relationship, Secret_Crush Collections: Jadefest_2014 Stats: Published: 2014-03-24 Words: 1062 ****** She Wants Them Both ****** by RoeOcean Summary For Jadefest 2014! Jade wants to enter into a polyamorous relationship with Dave and Karkat. Includes hormonal teenage angst, humor, and graphic sexual content. Written in verse, like the style of Sonya Sones. Notes See the end of the work for notes Jade is a sixteen year old god They’re speeding towards The ultimate prize While riding an asteroid   She wants them both. She doesn’t want to decide. One             Is                         Not                                     Enough   They’re both so beautiful When Dave holds her in his Arms And kisses her forehead gently then Quietly slips his Fingers Into her vagina One thumb on her clitoris Rubbing very sweetly Pressing oh so softly She wriggles and her Mouth Finds his outer ear, biting it Hard Dave doesn’t tell her to stop He cums when she cums Stroking his shaft himself He prefers it that way Jade’s nails are too long And sharp For dick-pulling   And then Karkat Well first he said he Didn’t like her that way Didn’t want to Kiss             Lick                         Watch                                     Moan As she fancied herself in the mirror   But she caught him one day In the grey, dank stairwell He was heaving and tossing He was about to roll down His nose and bulge dripped Shiny gooey red slime And she was about to call for help When he saw her and then He came, shouting Her name   So now Jade And Karkat Heave and toss Rolling down The bright, perfumed stairwell Together Gamzee sometimes watches But Jade doesn’t care—she likes it And Karkat doesn’t know—he loves it   They do other things besides sex They game and chat They play with the others Dave and Jade teach Karkat How to use a violin And they record sweet music   Jade watches her beloved cartoons Sandwiched between Eridan and Tavros Karkat and Dave jealously Try to steal her attention away But she needs breaks sometimes   Jade has her period Once a month Dave doesn’t want her During that week Instead he Sits with her And cuddles while They watch the stars From the asteroid And Dave strikes up A sick, steady beat While she holds her abdomen And rocks back and forth Then he massages her tummy And she is grateful for that But she wants so much sex And she wants so much bacon   She goes to Karkat each night The week she bleeds And they cook meat on the stove She eats it raw sometimes And he does too But it’s bad for them both Oh yeah so bad so bad She gets hot about it Karkat doesn’t understand that But he goes along with it He likes the salty, coppery smell Of the meat’s blood and her blood   When they finish gorging themselves They step into the walk-in microwave Just big enough for them both It stills reeks of bacon And Jade is already wet and red Rivulets of it ease along her thigh Karkat starts there   He was excited when he thought That she came in red, just like him But when she told him it was blood From her womb And how much pain she was in Even as he kissed her And caressed her Karkat became a very gentle lover   Jade said she liked it rougher; Karkat wouldn’t oblige Until she pumped his bulge so fast And hard That it took him one try to fill a bucket After that Karkat couldn’t say no And besides, he liked sex rougher too   Please she said one day Please please please She said to Dave No he said back No no no   Come on she said another day Come on come on come on She said to Karkat Oh god he said to her Oh god oh god oh god   This happens! she argues They don’t know what to do The boys didn’t even know She had been fucking both of them Until four months and thirteen days had passed And they had been pissed as all hell But then again they did feel Strangely aroused To find that they were Weiner cousins   Two years went by They were back on Earth Before Jade started fucking Dave and Karkat again They did it everywhere In multiple spaces At multiple times And their blood multiplied It was cooler and hotter Jade’s vagina hardly emptied of Dave’s semen Before Karkat was on her back   Their love and complete Lust for Jade Expanded and encroached on All areas of their lives   She’d be shopping and Dave would breathe heavily On her neck   She’d be driving and Karkat’s hand would rest On her knee   She’d be jogging and Dave n’ Karkat would slap Her ass at the same time Then smirk at each other Then glare at each other   Sometimes they all three Went out to dinner And to shows They talked and laughed For hours on end But Jade always Only went home with one     After a few months She begged them again But they told her that they would rather Date Terezi before they would rather Move in together with her   She asked them why And they both exploded Red on their cheeks Palms fisted, faces pinched Into furious contortions I hate him!!!!!!!!!!! They screamed, pointing at Each other She asked them why   Six more months Twelve more days On her birthday she received The best birthday gift   Dave and Karkat Fucked her senseless At the same time   Two bulges One in her ass One in her vagina She felt so full Stretched to capacity Bursting with pleasure   Karkat was in front Kissing and laving Jade’s lips and neck Thumb on her clitoris Gently rubbing it In little circles that Drove Jade to wail   Jade was in the middle Moaning and crying Dave’s and Karkat’s names Her hands on their bodies Groping wherever she could Trailing her fingers along their flesh Raising goosebumps (and more)   Dave was in back Fondling and tweaking Jade’s breasts and nipples Hands on her hips Hurriedly thrusting In and out, in and out Making Jade scream   Never had she been More satisfied   And they neither   But they did not Love each other Only Jade existed In the space between them   Two hours later All three of them Had moved into Jade’s spacious island mansion   She asked them why And they both gleamed Pink on their cheeks Palms relaxed, faces joyous In harmonious grins I love you!!!!!!!!!!! They proclaimed, kissing Her hair and stroking She knew then why   There was no wedding But many congratulations   There were three babies And two miscarriages   They spent the rest of their lives In love with Jade And she loved them both so completely                                   End Notes Everyone's 16 when the relationships begin. That's right, underage children running around having sex. Sorry if you didn't like that element. Anyway, here's to you, people who really, really like this pairing. I love Jade with everyone, but I don't like M/M relationships... it just isn't my thing. I still did the polyamory part, though, so that should be fine? Please leave constructive feedback if you want. I'll delete any flames, so, it's best not to even write those. Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!