Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/305486. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: Homestuck Relationship: Eridan_Ampora/Equius_Zahhak Character: Eridan_Ampora, Equius_Zahhak Additional Tags: Pre-Sgrub Stats: Published: 2011-12-28 Words: 1859 ****** Sex Chair Extraordinaire ****** by gundamGreg Summary Eridan and Equius decide to have cybersex, with video enabled. Notes See the end of the work for notes CT: D--> Is this to your satisfaction The viewport brightened into view, and at first all that was visible was Equius' hand, tenderly shifting the camera over, before he let go and leaned back, straight-backed in his grubstool. CA: oh CA: this is more than fuckin satisfyin CA: dont do anythin yet CA: just sit there and let me take this in CA: and dont fuckin talk He could see Equius flush further in embarrassment as he sent each message. He was glad that the viewpoint was one-sided as he reached down and palmed his bulge, just enough to tease himself. For being a disgusting, land dwelling freak, Equius was certainly not a sore sight, especially dressed up like this. It was like his usual outfit, only... better. His tanktop was a bellyshirt, and his shorts left even less to the imagination. But what really made it were the fucking stockings. There was just enough skin exposed to be tantalizing. CA: okay CA: can you kind a just CA: run your fingers over your thighs Equius shivered and glanced down, then back up, mouthing out "Yes, highb100d." He then shifted a bit, settling his hands lightly on his thighs and stroking. Eridan watched the muscles jump under his hands, feeling himself grow hotter by the moment. CA: fuck CA: youre such a glubbin freak CA: youre lovvin this arent you Equius nodded slowly, and Eridan scowled. CA: answwer me here CA: i dont wwant to be the only one talkin CT: D--> Yes CT: D--> This is e%quisite CA: tell me wwhat you wwant CT: D--> I want to do anything you want me to CA: damn right you do CA: youre a fuckin piece a trash arent you CT: D--> Yes CT: D--> The trashiest CA: lowwblooded land dwwellin wworthless musclebeast CA: you dont evven derservve this much and you think you should be gettin more CT: D--> Please CT: D--> Please punish me for my insolence CA: go back to your thighs CA: this time use clawws Equius started to stroke his thighs slowly again, daring to let his fingers slide under the edge of his stockings. Just as Eridan thought he'd have to remind him, Equius paused and tightened his grasp. He gasped harshly as blue blood welled up around his claws, shaking and sweating. That sweat dripped down his exposed stomach, outlining hard muscle in a sharp sheen. CA: wwipe off some of the swweat on your stomach CA: and rub it into the claww marks CA: take off your glasses too CA: i wwanna see the expressions youre makin Equius reached up and removed his shades, popping one of the lens in the process. He glanced up at the grubcam almost shyly, and then back down as he reached up and ran both hands along his stomach. He blushed darker, and Eridan could practically see the glistening sweat dripping from his hands as he paused to stop shivering. Then he finally pressed his hands over the puncture marks along his exposed thighs. His entire body clenched for a second, before he tossed his head back and inhaled slowly. He started to knead, and Eridan's gaze was drawn to the stiffening bulge in his shorts. CA: i can sea you gettin hard CA: showw me your fuckin bulge Equius was clearly breathing hard as he lifted his hips and slid his shorts down and off. Eridan palmed himself again as Equius' bone bulge weighed heavily along his hip. CA: cod CA: its like youre freakishly huge evverywwhere CA: i dont knoww if i could take that but CA: id fuckin lovve to try CT: D--> You are so vulgar CA: like you dont fuckin lovve it CA: anywway CA: wwhos the one spread out like a rustblood wwhore CT: D--> I CT: D--> I am sir CT: D--> And I apologize for my outburst CT: D--> It was unbecoming of me CA: damn right it wwas you glubbin slut CA: take that fuckin bulge and stroke it CA: nice and sloww CA: just like howw id ride it He could tell Equius was used to having his shades obscure his expressions as he squeezed his eyes shut and furrowed his brows, groaning quietly. He finally gave in and reached down his pants, angling his hips forward and trying to work a finger into his nook. He watched Equius fist his bulge, and tried to match the pace for a few seconds. CA: fuck CA: i need to get these pants off CA: but keep goin just dont finish CA: not until i tell you to He stripped himself of his pants and quickly went back to sliding his finger into himself. He had to close his eyes and keen when he worked in a second, and when he opened his eyes he saw that Equius has stopped. CT: D--> I'm too close CT: D--> Too sensitive CT: D--> I'll finish if I do it anymore CA: fine CA: let me see you wwork your nook then CA: you probably do it like that more often anywway CA: dont you CT: D--> That is below one of my b100d CA: wwe all knoww you wwant to be fucked like a lowwblood CT: D--> Oh god CT: D--> You are so depraved CA: fingers in your nook wwhore CT: D--> Of course Eridan watched at he reached down and impaled himself on two fingers, biting his lip as his bulge throbbed. Just as suspected, it took even less time for Equius to become a writhing mess once again, working his hips onto his hand as he slid in a third digit. He could tell that Equius was bigger overall, which meant his fingers had to be thicker. Yet he was still taking more, faster. Eridan started to flush as he let his fantasies shift over to pounding the land dweller into the nearest pile, and consequently slid his fingers out of himself and started to rub at his bulge. Equius stopped mid-arch, lifting his head to stare at the screen with a needy gaze. CA: dont fuckin cum CA: dont you dare fuckin cum Equius grit his teeth and slid his fingers out, allowing himself time to come back down again. Eridan squeezed his bulge one last time before pausing as well. CA: if i wwas there id pound on your ass so hard CA: i wwanna wwatch you get fucked CA: do you havve any toys Equius' eyes widened, and he glanced back almost nervously before leaning back up to respond. CT: D--> I have CT: D--> A specially modified robot CA: oh my fuckin cod CA: you are such a freak CA: get it out you fuckin despicable land dwweller CT: D--> As you wish Eridan expected him to have to get up and move out of view, but instead Equius just glanced over to the arm of his grubstool and flipped it open, revealing a series of controls. CA: your fuckin chair CA: you slut CT: D--> There are different settings CA: as hard and fast as you can make it go Equius spread his legs, settled his arms onto each armrest, and then pressed a button. Cuffs slid and then tightened around each limb, just barely allowing him to reach the controls. He then cranked each dial up, and finally pressed another button, glancing up to the cam. Eridan watched a panel slide open underneath him, and his breath caught at the size of the bulge that slid out. It was at least twice the size of Equius', and he grimaced almost painfully as it worked into him, his head falling back as he moaned. That train of thought kind of fizzled out of existence when, after bottoming out only once inside of him, the huge metal bulge started to slam into its captive. Eridan felt his jaw go slack as he watched Equius take it like a champ, chewing on his lip as he spread his legs and stared down at himself. CA: oh cod CA: oh cod equ CA: this is so fuckin hot CA: look at the size of that CA: i dont knoww wwhether id wwant to fuck you or be you right noww CA: i just wwish i wwas there Equius was glancing up at the screen each time the alert sounded out, sweating more and more at each message. He then started to roll his hips, whimpering lowly. Meanwhile, Eridan was stroking himself just as roughly, growling under his breath at each moment that passed. Finally, he started to type one handed. CA: fck i CA: cum for me babe CA: i fuckin ned to see you buyst He was meeting each thrust with his own now, and it only took a few more frantic bounces for Equius to cry out, straining against the metal cuffs as he tossed his head. Eridan could only watch for a few seconds before he had to close his palm over the head of his cock, trying and failing to contain the purple mess. He kept watching Equius writhe as the chair continued to work him over. Finally, though, Equius managed to catch himself enough to grope for the same button that had started it. It slowed to a near-stop, and then slid out of him, disappearing back into its panel. Eridan watched as Equius slumped into his stool for the briefest moment before his posture straightened again and he leaned in to type. CT: D--> Was that to your satisfaction? CA: more than that CA: wwe should start doin this more often CT: D--> I w001d not be entirely opposed CT: D--> For a sea dweller, you are quite competent at conducting yourself with dignity CT: D--> Most of the time CT: D--> It w001d behoove you to not be quite so vulgar in the heat of passion though CA: this is me givvin a shit CA: wwhat are you gonna do about it lowwblood CA: ponyboy CA: youre not gonna do a damn thing CT: D--> Of course not CT: D--> It's not my place CA: damn straight CA: but i got to admit that youre not a terrible troll CA: especially for a land dwweller CA: wwe should meet up sometime CA: bring one of your wweird fuckbots CT: D--> That w001d be so deviously improper CT: D--> Imagine the scandal CT: D--> A troll of my status, galloping about with a sea dweller CA: yeah yeah dont go ovverboard CA: its not like youd be the only one gettin judged CA: in fact noww that you mention it that wwas a pretty bad idea CA: forget i said anythin CT: D--> Of course sir CT: D--> You said nothing of the sort CT: D--> In fact CT: D--> If you w001d allow me a bit of impudence CT: D--> I w001d suggest that we pretend this whole thing never happened CA: yeah CA: probably for the best CA: wwell talk to you later equ CT: D--> Yes CT: D--> You most likely will centaursTesticle [CT] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] CA: wwell bye and uh CA: <3 End Notes i'll format the pesterlog portions later, probably (im going to forget) Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!