Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/
works/1024073.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/M
  Fandom:
      Glee
  Relationship:
      Tina_Cohen-Chang/Noah_Puckerman
  Character:
      Tina_Cohen-Chang, Noah_Puckerman, Artie_Abrams
  Additional Tags:
      Pornography, Filmmaking, bad_dialogue, Humor, Bad_Acting, Masturbation,
      Sex_Toys, Come_Shot, racist_jokes, Bad_Jokes
  Series:
      Part 2 of Nude_Erections:_The_Porno
  Stats:
      Published: 2013-10-30 Words: 881
****** Playback ******
by merkintosh
Summary
     Going over the dailies from a typical shoot at Artie's underground
     porn studio.
Notes
     First written for a prompt at the GKM here.
Artie hit play and started a showing of today's dailies. The first scene had
been some intro dialogue, nothing heavy, but it had taken quite a few takes to
get just right.
Tina was laying on a twin bed they had stolen from the drama department, the
camera set up for a tight focus shot of her pussy, only to pull away as you saw
her hands reach down. One hand rubbed her clit and pubic bone while the other
maneuvered a small, but loud, vibrator in and out of her. The camera lingered
on her obscenely spread legs for awhile before zooming out for a fully body
shot of her naked body, her breasts heaving as she worked herself up towards an
orgasm. But before she could reach that, Puck appeared by the bed and said,
"Hey Viv. What are you doing?"
Tina heaved a sigh of impatience before saying, "Trying out my new toy."
Puck put his hands in his pockets and moved his head ruefully so he was looking
at her crotch (it had taken five takes to get him to stop looking at the
camera), "Oh. Well, maybe instead of a toy, you might want to try the real
thing." Puck palmed his crotch through his jeans at that point.
Tina looked intrigued. "Why not?" she said, casually pulling the toy out of her
vagina and putting it on the bed. "But you better be fast, I ordered Chinese
and they should be delivering it soon."
Puck thumbed the button on his jeans and pulled off his wife beater. "Don't
worry, Viv. The Chinese aren't the only ones around here who eat a lot of
pussy. I know what I'm doing."
That's when Tina spoke up, "I have a lot of issues with that line, Art."
Puck leaned forward in his seat, "But aren't you Korean?"
Tina glared at Puck, "That's not the point."
"Guys," Artie said, "Let's just wait until we have more scenes shot. If you
still don't like it, we can edit it out or do a re-shoot. Just take it up with
the writer if you have a problem with it."
Tina crossed her arms and leaned back, "Oh, I will let Quinn know, you believe
me. Where does she get this stuff?"
Puck leaned back in his own chair, "I think she watches softcore porn on
Cinemax."
All three of them shook their heads.
The next scene was simple middle shots of Puck opening a door while looking
surprised.
After that was a tight focus shot of Puck biting Tina's nipples. Tina was
rubbing her hands on Puck's shaved head, but the rest of her body wasn't
immediately visible until the camera pulled back and you saw that they were
both naked on the twin bed.
The next few scenes were done with handhelds and were face close-ups on the two
of them. Their mouths twisted and opened in pleasure as they tried to keep
their eyes open.
The final scene of the day was shot from two angles. One was a handheld camera
extreme close-up of their genitals as they fucked, the other a traditional
steady-cam shot from a middle distance showing their bodies in motion. They
were positioned on their sides, with Puck behind Tina, holding her leg out of
the way for the close-up shots. In between theatrical grunts, you could hear
the occasional bad line picked up by a boom mike like, "I told you a real man
was better than a toy," and "Oh, Chad! You reach parts of me that a ten dollar
vibe never could." and "I'll make you come so hard, we can use your juices to
make Asian stir fry."
Tina and Puck both watched the playback with their heads cocked to the side.
"I could have come better," Puck said, "I mean, that was not my best
ejaculation shot." they watched as he covered Tina's stomach with his come.
Artie just waved a hand in the air, "It looks fine. I wouldn't worry about it
at all. We have more important things to worry about."
"What's on the schedule for tomorrow?" Tina asked.
Artie turned off the playback, "Well, first off we'll do all the cunnilingus
shots." Tina clapped her hands in joy. "And then we'll do the scenes where Mike
walks through the door and looks surprised."
Puck grabbed Artie's shoulder and leaned in to whisper, "I don't have to touch
his dick or anything, do I?"
Artie shook his head, "No, this is strictly straight. And it's not really a
threesome because Mike isn't doing any intercourse, just a come facial."
"You should consider it though," Tina interrupted, "Gay for pay porn is some
serious money."
Puck looked disturbed at that, "Seriously?"
Tina nodded, "I'm talking three times as much as your cut now."
"To touch dick? I don't believe you." Puck looked uncertain as he spoke.
"Talk to Matt about it," Artie said, "But right now, let's get back to the
dailies. I might have you guys redo the scene where you look surprised at the
door opening. I'm not convinced by your reading of the line, 'No Moo Goo Gai
Pan? Well, then I guess Kung Pao Cock will have to do.'"
"OK, you need to fire Quinn."
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