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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Rape/Non-Con,
      Underage
  Category:
      F/F, F/M, M/M
  Fandom:
      RWBY
  Relationship:
      Lie_Ren/Nora_Valkyrie
  Character:
      Lie_Ren, Nora_Valkyrie, Cardin_Winchester
  Stats:
      Published: 2017-04-07 Updated: 2017-07-14 Chapters: 6/? Words: 5774
****** Nora kills a bunch of everybody ******
by Cornonjacob
Summary
     I wrote this all the way back in 2014
     I am a man of Jesus
     I am too lazy to upload it all at once
***** Lie Ren-d Over *****
Chapter 1
It was a gorgeous day outside; the enigma of a day with reduced probability of
tragedy akin to Oedipus 360 quicknoscoping his father and donging his mother.
The birds were vocalizing the sweet melody of ear splitting warbling of
Nickleback level glass shattering, and the sun was like a Beacon in the sky,
supplementing the wondrous morning atmosphere with mellow light and cancer
inducing UV rays.
Nora knew that Ren was not a morning person, so sometimes she tries to make the
morning fun for him. Today she was naked and pouring pillowy mounds of maple
syrup all over his large Asian morning wood. She stroked the embiggening dong
continuing to swell and harden like a Metapod as the sticky maple syrup
dribbled down to his tiny Chinese scrotum and gooch. For some odd reason, Ren
woke up, choosing not to count the sheep of his dreams jumping over the
metaphorical fence of his imagination and instead slaughtering them and selling
the bodies to the black market for meats.
Nora ascended Ren's hips like a dark god resting his buttocks upon his steel
throne in the underworld and firmly planted Ren's raging sugary dong with the
passion of a thousand Dr. Oobleck's straight into her quivering womanhood,
careful not to let the acidic maple syrup damage her satanic ovaries, the gates
that would one day release her brood and ruin everything.
"I'm Queen of the Castle! I'm Queen of the Castle!" Nora shouted as she wrecked
herself before checking herself with Ren's syrup baptized serpent while shoving
a large golden chess piece into her shitter. As Nora accelerated to Mach 69,
Ren launched his Weiss colored sticky-as-syrup egg fertilizer curd at high Ruby
speed level velocity out of his urethral opening, landing a direct hit into
Nora's syrup encrusted vagina. Nora gasped, poked Ren in the nose, and said
"Boop!". Ren said nothing, stoic as the cliff side of the sea as mentally
handicapped sailors crashed into it, the jagged rocks rending their skin and
splintering their bones, leaving them helpless as the dark sea claimed them and
they descended to the depths, never being heard from again.
Nora got off Ren, removing his satisfied morning wood and standing, a Mao
Zedong stepping down from leadership. Nora proceeded to suckle on Ren's dong in
order to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases towards herself
such as Hepatitty M and Ebola, and to make sure that Nora's god desecrating
ovaries would not cause Ren to become pregnant, thus forcing her to pay child
support and never have intimate sexual moments for the next 18 years.
With the superb timing of Jaune on his period, Cardin trespassed into the dorm
of JNPR, in the vain hopes of getting a discreet viewing of Pyrrha's shapely
gladiator ass. The scenario paralleled to a greater time in the golden 1930's,
when Richard Nixon stormed the GamerGate hotel in the pursuit of free porn, but
the hotel was hosting a furry convention, causing the creatures of Grimm to be
born from his testicles and him losing the presidency. Like Nixon, Cardin is
not a crook.
Instead, Cardin's eyes beheld Ren's almighty horsecock. Despite Cardin's
testosterone fueled bully rampages, his insistence that Velvet cried when he
forced his feeble can opener into her craphole when in reality Velvet's ass was
laughing at him, and his blustering, Ren's dong would mlg 1v1 dust wreck
Cardin's. Cardin's weird ass mace weapon was chosen subconsciously, in an
effort to escape reality and compensate for his tiny tiddlywinker. Tears freely
flowing down his cheeks, Cardin turned to leave the room.
"IT'S NO USE!" Nora shouted in the name of President King Arthur as she
ejaculated syrup from her pink onto the floor, the sweet adhesive binding
Cardin's large ham shaped feet. Ren walked into the hallway as Nora used her
hammer to break Cardin's legs, the bone support structures crumbling like twin
towers. His screams were hilarious. With his legs now out of operation, Cardin
was no longer able to stand upright and fell to the floor, only his arms able
to keep his torso aloft, away from the repulsive acidic mixture of maple syrup
and Nora's demonic fuckjuices currently binding and blistering his knees. In
his vulnerable state, Ren easily shoved his moist god slaying dick into
Cardin's conscientiously protesting anal passage while Nora shattered Cardin's
teeth with her boobs of steel and stole his wallet.
"Aww, it's broken!" Nora pouted as she tore off Cardin's jaw and he began to
choke on his blood. Particles of syrup and Nora's snatchmoist had dripped from
Cardin's recently massacred ass jowls onto his scrotum, causing several bulbous
bleeding blisters to erupt. Chunky blocks of fecal matter spewed out of
Cardin's nostrils, as his rectum was wrecked and his throat was currently
occupied by Nora's foot, leaving the shit nowhere else to run.
Ren came and Nora cracked Cardin's skull open by whacking it with a grenade.
The grenade exploded, blowing Cardin's inferior body to viscous giblets while
leaving Nora and Ren unharmed and sanitizing Ren's erect whomper. In order to
hide the evidence, Nora picked up all the little pieces of Cardin and gave him
a proper burial in the toilet. Ren was please. Nora took a nap.
To be continued
***** Ren's Saucesome Sausage *****
Chapter Summary
     Ughu, I'm still uploading it but I consider this chapter retconned
     because I feel it's of way lesser quality compared to the others
Chapter 2
The bleak atmosphere of the netherworld dwells in a negative space and a
negative time, so to does the intense tsundere feelings of Glynda Goodwitch for
her employer and friend, Professor Ozpin burn greater than a toilet paper
shogun on Halloween, nor does Velvet encase herself inside a anti waifu shield
to banish the greasy ass cheeto fingers of the shadows of the neckbeard, an
anti waifu dome as magnificent as the bubble of Atlantis in olden days before
Mormon Jesus blessed the soil of Remnant with his feet and destroyed the World
Fig Tree. Those long forgotten days, before the first creatures of Grimm came
out of Nixon's penis and half the moon had yet to explode were the height of
human civilization. Eons ago, when humans could fornicate with faunus and
Atlantis still shone as a symbol of atheism, euphoric not because of some false
Mormon Jesus, but enlightened by one's own intelligence, and protected by a
great dome shield crafted from the finest glass fedoras forged from Dust. The
world had been in a state of true mlg euphoria in the days of Atlantis, but
then everything changed when a man named Cain couldn't keep it within his
trousers and copulated vigorously with his faunus sister in law, Abel. Imagine
such a catastrophic outcome, mere mortal man daring to not only commit the
first non consensual sex, but performing such an act on his own flesh and blood
(by law)! The ripples could be felt in all of Atlantis, and it is said that the
sounds of Cain's Weiss-tinted love juices splashing could be heard all over the
world. Unfortunately, Abel was a deer based faunus and had a great set of
antlers upon her head, with the ability to contain all the diseases that would
ever exist inside them, safely away from all intelligent life. Sadly, Cain
could not help but grab said antlers in the act, and was said to remark, "Wow
Abel! You sure have a nice rack!" While it has been disputed by the now extinct
scholars, such as William Obama Shakespeare, on Cain's exact wording,
nevertheless, that pun was the catalyst to the already cataclysmic alchemic
reaction of Cain and Abel's hot kinky butt sex. The dome of Atlantis collapsed
and the great city was subsequently flooded by the sea of Mountain Dew, sinking
to the depths. Half the moon exploded, and mankind has to set up some form of
government and nations, and racism was invented, and the faunus became slaves.
But mankind did not realize that they had made a grave mistake. Of course
nobody gives a shit about the faunus but when they created a government, they
did not predict the rise of Richard Nixon, and thus, the rise of the creatures
of Grimm. Mormon Jesus graced the world from the heavens and gifted mankind the
substance of Dust, allowing people to unite and survive, perhaps even thrive
once more. But the world would only ever have one Atlantis, one true golden
age, now at the bottom of an endless ocean of mountain dew.
So Glynda was shoving a big cucumber into her ass as she smacked and curdled it
with the riding crop she always carried, thinking about Professor Ozpin and his
sexy ass spectacles. She was in the academy cafeteria, now closed in the middle
of the night. Glynda let loose a high pitched scream as her moist snatch
discharged sexual body fluids below a 7 on the pH scale because she had been
thinking about Ozpin drinking tea from a mug.
Glynda screamed in terror as she heard the sounds of clapping and a girl
cheering behind her.
It was fuckin Nora and Ren. The goddamn cafeteria was closed but these two
motherfuckers don't give two shits, not even half a shit, Nora wanted her butt
fucking goddamn pancakes drizzled with Ren's sticky dick secretions.
"Didn't you tell us not to play with our food?" Nora asked. "Practice what you
preach, bitch!" Nora said as she forced a watermelon into Glynda's ravaged
assage.
Glynda's calls for backup were cut off as Ren donged her in the mouth and
poured grape juice all over her face, horribly graping her.
"Nora Smash!" Nora shouted as she broke Glynda's spine in half with a turkey,
jerking her head and causing Ren to spray his Weiss juice all over the
swordfish that Nora was using to destroy Glynda's internal organs through her
urethra. Nora promptly removed the moist festering swordfish and ate it.
Meanwhile Ren was forcing Glynda to drink all the fucking soda straight from
the vending machine. Nora smeared Glynda's bleeding vaginal walls with her face
as she inserted her head while choking Goodwitch with a link of sausage. The
soda got bored so it exploded inside Glynda's stomach, tearing her in two.
Glynda died for some reason.
Nora munched on Glynda's soda stained large intestine, her hunger now
satisfied. They put her remains through the meat grinder and dumped it into the
cafeteria's soft serve machine. They kept her head. Nora peed all over the
broccoli while giving herself a Hiroshima sized enema with all the ketchup,
mustard, mayonnaise, barbecue sauce, honey mustard, and ranch packets. The next
day Ren mailed Glynda's wrecked head to Ozpin while Nora snuck into the RWBY
dorm while the team was gone and took a massive condiment infused shit dump
directly into Blake's litterbox.
To be continued
***** Coco's Chocolate Carnal Craze Coco Puffs *****
Chapter 3
Velvet was in the hospital because some bro pushed her down the stairs for
being a faunus, the smacking noises of her body hitting the steps and her yelps
of pain sweet music and comedic timing gold, Fox was in the library happening
the fappening to sick bastard furry adult 18+ material contraband featuring
StarFox on the school computers, clearly demonstrating why the school should
not fork over big wifi code to cockmongering students, and Yatsuhashi was still
in the CFVY dorm but he is Japanese so he couldn't see anything through his
perpetually sealed eyelids, as tightly shut as the great dome of Atlantis had
been before racism happened.
Perfect time for Coco to do what any self respecting good student teenager does
in their dorm. Yes you see it was the time for Coco to vigorously masturbate to
Velvet. Coco was gnawing on and licking a gigantic chocolate rabbit that she
had stolen from her favorite clothing store, because it was the best Velvet
paraphernalia she could lay her hands on and because everything is a bunch of
sexier if it's shoplifting.
"Yes, Velvet, yes!" Coco panted through her stupid cunt mouth full of chocolate
shit as she repeatedly thrust the manicured fingers of her left hand that was
not holding the chocolate rabbit that had been successfully stolen and smuggled
past store security repeatedly into her woman purse (the one between her legs
that doesn't become a minigun). The moist juices slicked out and greased the
floor with the curdling smear odor of muddy onions, but Yatsuhashi didn't
notice no shit going on around here's because his eyes were still shut.
Coco's dumb whore sounds grew louder as she accelerated past 55 miles per hour,
past the speed limit. Coco took the chocolate rabbit and strapped a double
sided dildo onto it, and spread her butt. It hurt so much but she did it for
Velvet. She continued to impale herself on the double kill false dong and
resumed snatching at her snatch. The chocolate bunny started melting under the
pressure into Coco's ruined anus, mixing in with Coco's own naturally produced
chocolate from the ass factory. Coco continued to thrust and finger herself at
a greater rate of fire than her own gatling gun, traveling at the speed of
sound, on the bunny, quickest rabbit around. She had herself a situation,
unable to perform fornication, without any explanation, no time for relaxation!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think!
Just go, go, go, go, g-g-g-g-go go!
Sonic! He's on the run!
Sonic! He's-
And then Coco came. She slowed down and her temporarily deceased anal passage
sent an emergency signal to her bowels, firing a massive storm of shit bullets
at the chocolate bunny, turning it into a chocolate pile. Sonic may be number
one, but Coco makes the number two. Coco's stupid hon hon hon baguette Eiffel
Tower French farts and her hoarse pitiful panting was so loud that Ozpin could
hear it and stopped crying over Glynda's head to listen to it. But Yatsuhashi
didn't notice because his eyes were closed.
Coco sighed in satisfaction and non fedora induced euphoria. But little did she
know that Nora and Ren weren't spying on her and about to burst in and
violently dismember her on a whim. Nope. They were instead spying on General
Ironwood who was currently masturbating furiously to photos of Glynda's body
parts.
Nora jumped out of the ceiling vents and proceeded to violently force herself
around Ironwood's cock. Ironwood was completely lacking in consent and called
his guards of incompetence to help him. They arrived on the scene but would not
help him.
"Sorry sir, but you are male and she is female. Clearly it isn't rape and she
is clear. In fact, you are the man, so that probably means you're the one
raping her and we're going to report you and call the news station and it sure
sucks to be you because everyone will hate you for raping this poor innocent
girl." The guard said as Nora happily shoved a knife into Ironwood's armpit and
blew up a bunch of other guards with a grenade. The first guard promptly left
to tell everyone that Ironwood is a big dick pedophile and make the first page
of Tumblr.
"I guess this is why they call you Ironwood!" Nora cheered as she forcefully
stimulated Ironwood's Ironwood to 9000 charge and it fired a Grimm slaying
laser up into Nora's womb, only for it to be reflected by the properties of
Nora's satanic cervix back at Ironwood and his Ironwood overheated and Ironwood
exploded into many viscous bone fragments turned into glass by the superheated
semen.
Ren had found Roman Torchwick in Ironwood's personal sex slave mini jail cell
so he found the gun cane thing from the weapon confiscation and shoved it into
Roman's criminal mastermind ass. Nora then proceeded to force feed Roman his
own hat. Nora left and Ren slammed the door shut. With Ironwood dead, nobody
would remember the fuck where Roman was, leaving him helpless and ruined and
conquered. Roman had become Greek. He would sit there and later die of a
mixture of gangrene and hat poisoning.
Meanwhile, Velvet had recovered and Coco's momentary sensual insanity had
passed so she had to hide the evidence. Yatsuhashi's eyes were starting to
crack open in anticipation of Velvet's return so that he could "look after
her". Velvet is okay on missions because Yatsuhashi "looks after her". You
know, "looks after her". THEY'RE GOING TO FUCK. Or at least that's what Velvet
would like, but Yatsuhashi just opens his eyes so he can watch over her. So
Coco had to think fast. Coco hauled the massive pile of shit and dumped it into
Blake's litterbox.
To be continued
***** Ruby's Rect Robotically Rammed *****
Chapter 4
"Salutations, friend!" Penny shouted in a Microsoft voice into Ruby's ears.
Ruby was currently on a date with Penny. For many years Ruby had sought a soul
mate, but her withdrawn attitude and social awkwardness held her back. At
school, being at least two years younger than all the other students had not
done her any favors. Jaune was one of the few guys that she felt comfortable
around, but his French erect baguette Eiffle Tower cock belonged to Pyrrha, and
in her heart inside her heart, Ruby knew she would never have a relationship
with a member of the human race possessing at least one Y chromosome because
Remnant is a world of 99% pure distilled yuri.
Penny loved Ruby since she had first met her after that red hyperactive moron
had run into her while chasing two dumbass police who were chasing a blond shit
flinging banana sucking monkey boy down the port. Penny was just as socially
awkward as Ruby and loved how honest and caring she was. Penny also loved
Ruby's tits. It is a good deal.
With Ironwood resting in pieces, Penny could now have all the kinky robot
lesbian sex she would ever want. Because the two idiots had no idea how to
properly court like real people, which Penny is excused from, they kind of just
skipped the chit chat and went straight to the kinky robot lesbian sex.
"I'm combat ready!" Penny whispered in synthetic seduction as she punched the
correct four number code, 6969, to open a hatch in her crotch to release a
state-of-the-art Grimm tested iron schlong. Ruby gasped as Penny bent her over
the dumpster and rammed it in between Ruby's twin towers without putting a
condom on.
"My scanners indicate that subject Ruby was recently a virgin." Penny remarked,
demonstrating her excellent observational skills as her built in dick ruptured
Ruby's hymen and enough blood to feed a village spilled out. Such precious
virgin blood is the ingredient of true magic, with such great potency,
amplified by the source's own crimson coloring. Perhaps if Ruby's father had
such access to her magical first-time only once vaginal magic, his wives would
not run away from him or be implied to have died mysteriously, but alas, if
only, if only, such magic is destined to be wasted on the cold pavement
Penny revved up her pelvic engine and grinded Ruby until her programming
calculated sufficient stimulation and ejected hot machine lubricant and video
game cartridges into Ruby's womb.
"I think she went this way!" A random guard shouted, finally catching up to
Penny after several hours of wandering around having no fucking clue where
Penny had run off to this time.
"No! We were just about to get to the robot tentacle part! I have to hide!"
Ruby whispered to Penny as she began to panic.
Fortunately, Penny pointed her Ironwood at Ruby's face and sealed her mouth
shut with several more greasy video game cartridges before picking her up and
tossing her into the dumpster. Penny turned around just as the guard saw her.
"Penny, why did you run away from me? Are you hurt?" The guard queried.
"Sorry, I was having my period."
"Oh, alright, that makes sense." The guard said, still having no goddamn clue
how things work. The guard got distracted by a nice ice cream truck trundling
down the street and ran after it.
Penny smiled as she realized she would now be able to penetrate Ruby at maximum
percentage with the mass of metal tentacles built into her body, and moved
towards the dumpster. But her feet remained stuck in the ground.
Penny's sophisticated scanners detected female lubrication fluid infused maple
syrup covering her feet. In a flash, Ren shoved his cock into Penny's mouth in
order to silence her as Nora forced a ball made of nickel, Penny's one
weakness, into her artificial anus, widening it by 437% and suppressing her
powers.
Nora and Ren took Ruby out of the dumpster, now passed out from the smell of
rotten leftover food and semen stained tissues. As Penny's mechanical parts
slowly shut down from the nickel poisoning her system, Nora took pictures of
Ruby's naked body to later sell to the male students at Beacon who did not have
the big wifi code.
Nora snapped a picture of Penny too, and started laughing. Ren shot her a
questioning look, clearly wondering why they needed a picture of a government
property android now disabled from an anally residing ball of nickel.
"We put nickel into Penny's butt. I was just taking a picture of 6 cents." Nora
quipped, as pounds of dank weed fell from the sky and Doritos started dancing
and becoming the Illuminati as the world processed Nora's joke.
Meanwhile, the guard had caught up to the ice cream truck and ordered. Neo's
eyes rapidly changed color as she reached climax, the guard licking her triple
flavored moist groin opening while thrusting her umbrella through her
sphincter. Neapolitan flavor was the guard's favorite.
Eventually the guard actually decided to do his fucking job and returned to the
alley. He picked up Penny's body in order to bring her back to the lab so that
a bunch of nerds could remove the nickel and repair her. He dumped Ruby back
into the dumpster.
On his way back to the lab, the guard doubled over in sheer agony as he
contracted diarrhea from all the ice cream he had eaten that Neo had lactated.
He ran all the way to Beacon and took a massive dump into Blake's litterbox.
To be continued
***** Melting Morning Mercury *****
Chapter 5
Translator's note: Keikaku means plan
Yatsuhashi's massive throbbing cock crowed outside of the dorms, arousing the
students from the blessed throes of slumber to be thrust in a never ending
hell. Most of the students thought that the stupid bird was either sick or
pumped up with steroids, but none could thus argue that the rooster was not an
effective alarm, since the government thought that eating shitty food that's
supposedly good for body is more important than functional alarm clocks, a
paradoxical way of thinking that created the White Fang out of the ancient
practice of forced marriage, for can one say that what is good for the body is
not the devil of a soul? Perhaps a Krabby Patty induced heart attack is but a
small pittance to pay for entry into Elysium or salvation in the eyes of God?
For who can truly claim what kind of undergarments are superior, or if one's
true desires will mix in the blender of life? Great poets throughout the
centuries, Dante, Chaucer, or Michael Bay. Could the threads of their lives
truly be superior in the great tapestry of life? For what could be more
valuable than a human's soul, the soul of a faunus, that inferior species could
not dream of being an ingredient for the legendary Philosopher's Stone, nor
could those who had lived millennia and still could remember the great calamity
truly believe in their ancient hearts that Atlantis would one day rise again?
"It's time to chew ass and dick kickem!" Mercury smoothly stated in a
gentlemanly fashion to his roommates, as well as boss and colleague, Cinder and
Emerald. As Yatsuhashi's large bulging cock stopped ejaculating such a racket,
Mercury hopped out of his bed as if it were a toaster and he was a slice of
buttered bread, the teenage form of toast.
Following routine, Mercury's porn star shaped feet slipped perfectly into his
slick ass gun boots and he slid through the room and out into the hallway
riding a pre greased trail of Emerald's cunt juice that he had obtained the
night with maximum consensus before, taking a perfectly on target true mlg
noscope slap at Cinder's older than 17 years of age booty that should not be at
Beacon on the way out.
As he slid down the hallway at the speed of light, he jumped off the end of his
vaginal leakage trail, backflipping through the air and passing the dorms of
RWBY and JNPR as Yang and Pyrrha walked out to find out what the fuck was going
on. In the middle of his trailblazing journey through air, time, water, earth,
fire, air, the four nations lived in harmony, space, life itself, and the
concept of morality, Mercury hung in mid air, discharging 34 shots from his
boots in quick succession into Pyrrha's ultra talented Pumpkin Pete's endorsing
uretha while motorboating Yang at 9001 horsepower, causing both to let go of
their morning lady boners. To Mercury, these actions seemed to take up to 10
seconds, but smooth as he was was, the moment was over so quickly for the girls
that neither knew he had even passed. Pyrrha never noticed but Yang
occasionally would see a flash of gray in the morning when this happened, but
even for her the moment was never Xiaolong enough.
"Just according to Keikaku." Mercury menacingly chuckled to himself as his
morning routine continued and he raced on the fast track, performing a ten
outta ten landing of his ass on the stair handhold and sliding down. "Time to
head over to Bacon Academy!" Mercury sang, his succubus slaying penis
screeching in anticipation on the way to the cafeteria and the high protein
breakfast that Mercury was to consume in order to replenish the gallons of
semen that his god suppressing testicles would need to produce.
Mercury's amazing Dust spewing cock stopped screeching as Mercury's face
collided face first into an outstretch war hammer that suddenly appeared in his
path. This was not part of the demigod Mercury's plan. It was not according to
Keikaku at all.
Mercury's knees exploded and his legs broke because of the impact to his head,
his now detached gun boots sailing end over end, before defying the supreme law
of gravity, defying nature, daring to defy death itself, reminiscent of an
obscure time in history when Emperor Ronald Reagan dropped a smut bomb on
Hiroshima in order to conquer the moon in the great space race, thus mutating
Japan into a hoard of tentacle loving ass mongering Mickey Mouse molesters. The
boots kept firing round after round, the bottoms of the boots disintegrating,
and eventually reaching the stratosphere and crashing into the gates of Heaven.
A tragedy that the footwear of such a divine man on Earth would be denied from
the afterlife, but one law is absolute. Nothing without a spirit is allowed
into Heaven. For the same reason, the boots were barred from Hell as well. The
boots may have been sacred, but in the end were fated to wander the Earth
forever, unable to move on without a spirit, an aura. Like the creatures of
Grimm, there is no afterlife for the boots, because they have no SOLES.
Mercury's defective upper legs buckled underneath him, only slightly damaged by
the loss of his knees but absolutely crippled by the destruction of his boots.
Nora pushed him over and straddled him, thrusting his cock through her
sphincter. Mercury sighed in pleasure and started smoking. He began to worry
about lung cancer and tried to stop smoking, but found that he was unable to as
Nora accelerated to ludicrous speeds and had not been using any sort of
lubricant in the first place.
As Mercury's cock heated to dangerous levels from friction, his body began
ejecting all his bodily fluids through his urethra in order to provide some
sort of cooling agent and lubricant, but his body was unable to keep up with
such intense emergency measures for he had not gotten his dose of protein from
his usual breakfast. With one last shuddering breath, Mercury died, his body
melting into a liquid.
Nora took the non solid remains of Mercury and created a thermometer. After
breakfast, she gave it to Weiss so that she could check her temperature and
make sure she would not melt during intense fapping sessions, and when nobody
was watching, Nora queefed out Mercury's body fluids into Blake's litterbox.
To be continued
***** Oh Baby, A Triple! *****
Chapter 6
"WUB WUB WUB!" The turntable screamed at the clubbers as the DJ continued to
wear bearface, his costume choice sending waves of racism off to be detected by
all bear based faunus within a 300 turtle dick length radius.
Generic looking henchmen began scrambling around, flailing their arms, stabbing
each other, serving drinks to the clubbers, shitting their identical pants, and
generally having no clue what the fuck they were doing as Yang entered the club
riding atop Yatsuhashi's overgrown rooster. "What up? I got a big cock!" Yang
shouted as henchmen continued to mook around like morons and Junior clutched
his crotch and turned into a cute girl.
Yatsuhashi's bulging cock suddenly bellowed the roar of a mad dragon slaying
god of the underworld, the noise cancelling out the turntables bitching and
moaning and shattering all the glass in the club like the dome of Atlantis,
showering several henchmen with shards of sharp glass, lacerating and blinding
them, causing them to slip on the blood of their comrades, only to be further
injured by the dance floor, cold and hard yet colorful like the truth of the
world, drowning in a sea of Ruby colored liquid as all of the vaginal leakages
staining the floor from club cougars before they had been bounced out seeped
into their wounds and gave them syphilis, beginning an age of epidemics and
perhaps one day finally allowing Junior to hire individuals of higher
competence and education to work at his seedy shitclub.
"Kyaaaah! Senpai!" Junior squealed as Yang poured a Strawberry Sunrise over
Junior's titties and bent her over the turntable. Yang began furiously beating
Junior's ass in hot pursuit of some useless information on the White Fang that
Junior probably didn't have anyway, being equally useless, who's sharp alcohol
soaked nipples scratched at the disks making mad beats in time with Yang's
lovingly delivered smacks.
"Melanie, who is this girl?" Miltiades asked her asshole sister who looked like
a really bad original character do not steal of Weiss.
"You fucking dumb cunt, she literally came in here a week ago, ripped Junior's
nuts off, threw them in a slapchop, and then beat the shit out of everybody,
Jesus Fuckin Christ Miltia, what the fuck, Mom should have aborted you but no,
now I get this dumbass twin sister who wears newspapers for a dress and uses
impractical as all fuck claws when fighting like it makes her edgy or
something. Like, omfg, get on my level." Melanie replied to her oh so original
clone of Ruby twin sister.
"Bakuhatsu made ahirufakku!" Junior moaned harder than a Japanese schoolgirl
visiting an aquarium and getting thrown into the octopus tank as Yang equipped
a mithril strap on and plunged it into Junior's now strawberry scented alcohol
lubricated and disinfected ass deeper than the dolphin pool at said aquarium.
Yang rutted so hard that Junior's nipples split the disks in half and pierced
the heavens. Several angels were sodomized by the spiritual power of Junior's
nipples as they speared Mercury's flying boots out of the sky, sending them
down to Earth only to reach terminal velocity and smack into some dumb schmucks
head, causing severe brain damage, leading the man to start the Church of
Scientology. "My nipples look like Milk Duds!" Junior screeched as her nipples
blunted and turned into Milk Duds.
Nora and Ren walked into the club and saw the Malachite twins vigorously
fingering themselves while watching their boss get dunked. Nora and Ren forced
them onto their knees, genitals facing the others, and coerced them into
sharing two double ended dildos for quadruple penetration. Melanie and
Miltiades rocked back and forth, thrusting the double dongs into the other
while stimulating Ren and Nora. The twins sped up, one of them choking on Ren's
dick, while the other slobbered over Nora's clit, quickly accelerating. It was
like a game of Mario Kart: Double Dash! but the special items were dildos and
phalluses and the players wanted to come last instead of first and instead of
GameCube controllers they used Wiimotes but the Wiimotes were really dildos and
dicks.
Everybody started thrusting so fast that the friction fused the dildos and the
twins together and the layer of alcohol in Junior's ruptured anus caught fire.
As the fire spread and the club began to burn down, Nora, Ren, and Yang pulled
out and left the premises to go play bingo.
Junior's eyes glazed over as her life flashed before her uber kawaii eyes.
She remembered the moment when she was born to neglectful parents, neither of
them showed up at the time when Junior had exited his mother's womb.
She remembered her time in preschool where all the kids were smashed off their
asses on sake.
Then there was that time her parents got so drunk that they bought two cars,
went driving, and then crashed into each other and died.
Later Junior would flunk out of college, getting a perfect score on every test
but still failing because her teachers were all too inebriated to grade
properly.
The Malachite twins' parents were killed by a drunk driver, so Junior took them
in, started a club, and treated them like family.
All her problems ever had been caused by alcohol, even to the end, as Junior
lay there wasting away under the alcohol fueled flames. If only people could
drink something more healthy than alcohol.
"Could have had a V8." She sighed, lips crackling away as she took her final
breath.
Melanie and Miltiades passed away in peace, content to spend their final
moments so close to the other.
Ren shoved a fire hydrant up his ass and activated, spraying water from his
cock like a hose, dousing the flames. The ruins of the club was ruining the
feng shui of the city, so they took all the debris and evidence and dumped it
into Blake's litterbox.
To be continued
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