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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Underage
  Category:
      F/F
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Jade_Harley/Roxy_Lalonde
  Character:
      Jade_Harley, Roxy_Lalonde
  Additional Tags:
      Gun_Kink, Verbal_Humiliation, in_which_roxy_says_'good_morning'_by_having
      semi-rough_sex, Plot_What_Plot/Porn_Without_Plot
  Collections:
      The_Homestuck_Ladyfest_New_Year's_Exchange_2013
  Stats:
      Published: 2013-12-27 Words: 1856
****** Morning To You Too ******
by striderscribe
Summary
     In which Jade is woken up fully by surprise makeouts from her
     suddenly dominating girlfriend and Roxy tries out a new gun in ways
     no one except for her would expect.
     Not that Jade was against it, though.
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
As soon as bright green eyes open, they shut again at the realization that they
have to wake up.
Jade’s day would obviously follow the same course of action and never change.
She would wake up at the break of dawn, go on her old-crummy laptop until she
realizes that her favorite comic was still on hiatus, skip off into the
bathroom to brush her teeth and attempt to brush through her untamed dark hair,
give up and make breakfast (poorly, she might add), and lay around the house
watching reruns of Mythbusters or the Discovery Channel until someone pestered
her, telling her to meet her somewhere.
She’d only been up for what seemed like two seconds, standing up on a Cheetoh
and popcorn covered floor, and stretching to get any form of tiredness out,
before the bedroom door opens quickly and a familiar blonde stands in the
doorway with her hands behind her back.
She glances at the intruder, and smiles, “Good morning, Rox! What’s u-”Her
sentence is abruptly cut off by a sudden pair of lips, finding their place to
hers and waking her up entirely until they let off for a brief moment, “Stop
talking and let,” she pauses and smirks, “make your day for once.”
Jade nervously nods, and decides there and then that whatever this is, she will
probably enjoy it, even though she is still probably part way asleep. She see’s
Roxy bite the side of her lip, and suddenly both of them are strewn onto the
bed haphazardly surrounding each other in warmth.
The kissing that follows isn’t anything like a regular kiss she’s shared with
Roxy, no gentleness or unneeded giggling during so, and no drunken tongue
slipping out and lazily attempting to join with hers.
No, this is way too hot to just be a morning kiss. Roxy’s lips are so in tune
with her own, that if she didn’t know any better, the blonde was searing holes
into her mouth with every move. Her teeth graze along Jade’s bottom lip, and
not too harshly bite down enough to make an exasperated noise come from the
brunette. Roxy coaxes it quickly with her tongue, and she quickly feels a hint
of metal along the inside of her mouth. She doesn’t know when Roxy got her
tongue pierced, but she isn’t questioning it right now because holy shit that’s
pretty hot.
With Roxy’s tongue still soaring among her lip, she quickly closes her mouth
around it, opening and closing quickly. Once she lets go, Jade soon realizes
just how breathless she is, but soon disregards it as she also realizes how
aroused she is at the same moment.
Obviously Roxy realizes it too; as her mouth follows what she can only assume
is the trail of blush that’s spreading all throughout her body. Dark painted
lips plaster Jade’s cheek, jawline, and all the way down her neck and to the
crook of her shoulder. Shivers run down her spine, and slight squeaks amplify
with all the more sensitive areas conflicted. It’s not until Roxy’s lips part
and bite down on the side of her neck that an actual audible moan escapes, and
the blonde now recognizes that Jade is at her will.
It wasn’t enough pressure to make her bleed, but it was certainly enough to
leave a mark. It would bruise and have the dark imprint of Roxy’s lips until
she washed it away, but neither of them decided to care. Jade latched onto the
opposing sides, moving her nails down it to try to keep herself in line, and
also trying to show Roxy that she absolutely needed more than what she was
doing and that continuing would be great.
Lips leave her skin all too quickly, and she opens her eyes to see Roxy facing
the other way looking at something. She opens her mouth to question it, but
Roxy quickly returns and hushes her with her pink manicured fingers pushing
against Jade’s entrance through thin green shorts. A loud, incomprehensible
noise comes out of her, and she really wants more of that. Like, now.
So she attempts to convey this without actually blatantly saying “Roxy just
touch me already” (which seems like a decent thing to do but obviously Lalonde
wouldn’t comply with that). She moves her hips up a bit against Roxy’s fingers,
making it only slightly pulse against her again.
“Needy, are we?” The blonde smirks at the girl below her, and with no
hesitation, she roughly pulls down Jade’s shorts, bringing along the underwear
with it. “Good thing I can’t wait any longer, either.”
A soft ‘huh’ is muttered under Jade’s breath before she realizes what is
happening, and that realization ends with a sharp squeak as something wet is
moving along her clit, making sharp movements and sucking noises, then suddenly
stopping. She glances down, eyes widening a bit at the sight of Roxy- still
sadly fully clothed, she might add- turned around slightly to grab something,
she thinks, and wiping a bit of drool off the side of her chin. Roxy really
needs to finish what she started fast, like, wow who even does that to a
person.
“Oh calm down already,” Roxy turns her head slightly to look down at Jade and
smirks, “dog. You won’t have to beg that much to get what you need… Or maybe
you will?” She turns back and laughs a bit. Jade doesn’t have time to question
it before a (not-so) silent moan mutters out involuntarily, but she can’t
exactly help it because damn apparently that did the trick pretty well. +1
point for Lalonde.
When the blonde finally turns back around completely, Jade finally gets to see
what Roxy was paying attention to when she should’ve been paying attention to
her. Though, it didn’t quite meet what she was expecting.
Her jaw drops open at the sight of a long, narrow, black gun, and a million
questions fill her mind immediately. “Uh… Roxy? What are you going to do with
that?”
“Don’t ask questions, rule number one. Rule number two, this is all just
revolving you, not me. Rule number three,” this time she holds up three
fingers, “just calm down and make sure to make a lot of noise.” A wink is put
upon her face, and Jade would say that she was doing the all-too-familiar
“double pistols and a wink”, but all too suddenly one of Roxy’s fingers were
coming up to her and oh my god-
Her train of thought is cut off as she was becoming slightly fuller than
previously, and suddenly Roxy’s finger is moving up and down faster and faster,
and Jade thinks she’s seeing stars. Though, as she’s with this particular
Lalonde, she knows that it won’t last long and something even more spectacular
is coming. (No pun intended).
Fingers slide out of Jade, and a slight whimper escapes while she does so. Roxy
smirks, “Tell me- beg me for what you want, dog.”
She lets out another loud moan as a finger harshly enters her again, but she
manages to at least try to compose actual words. “I.. I want,” Roxy plunges the
finger harder, obviously the wrong choice, “Please..”
“You have to tell me what you want, or else I’ll go with my own choice.” She
reaches for the gun, and Jade has to admit that she’s pretty curious as to how
that would even work, so she keeps her mouth shut (or at least as much as she
could) and lets whatever happens happen.
Roxy obviously gets it, as she grasps the gun in her hands and licks the tip of
it slowly. For lack of better words on Jade’s part: holy shit.
She moves the tip of the gun from her mouth, immediately connecting it to the
very outside of Jade’s clit. Just the metal against it was enough of a
sensation to get her to make a string of incomprehensible noises and moans, but
as Roxy began to move it around and put more pressure on it, they became louder
and louder. Gripping onto anything she could- this being Roxy’s wrists-, she
might have left marks, but it’s entirely the blonde’s own fault, saying as she
was making Jade into this mess all by herself.
“Oh my god, Roxy, R-Roxy, fuck,” she attempted to keep breathing, but it was
somehow unimportant as of now, “shit, harder!”
The gun’s movement stopped abruptly, and she realized she had been grinding up
against it as well. She looks up to meet matching eyes, “Jade, beg. Tell me
what to do, beg like the fuckin’ slut you are.”
“Fine, fuck, Rox-, please! I need you—faster, and harder… Please.” She wasn’t
quite sure if that would suffice or not, but damn it if she wasn’t in need of
this so badly she may have thought about what she was saying first. It seemed
to have work though, as the tip of the gun was moved back to Jade, still wet
from before. With no coaxing or warning, it slipped inside of her and began
moving again, this time at an even faster speed, “god- oh my god, Roxy…”
The blonde readjusted herself, moving over the lower body to where she was now
face to face with Jade, and kissed her without any hesitation or pause on the
lower half. This time, the movements were a bit sloppier than the first, but
she can’t really help it because fuck this is too good. Too bad she decided
first things first that this would all be for Jade, because damn she was in
need of some release too.
Perhaps a second round is in order, afterwards.
Jade’s moans turned into slight screams as she continuously moved her hips down
to meet the metal at it’s speed, “Fuck! Fu-fuck fuck fuck fuck-” It was really
just a long slur of fuck’s, but with every several pauses, a loud ‘ah!’ would
appear.
Roxy moved her mouth down to Jade’s neck, biting and marking whatever space she
could and still keep the same rhythm on the other end. She was already so
bruised up, that she almost felt bad for adding more to the pile. Almost. The
only thing that actually stopped her was the sudden moans of, “Don’t stop,
don’t stop, Roxy, Ah-, I’m gonna come!”
The blonde quickly moved up to the girl’s ear and gently (probably the only
thing gentle here) licked the outer shell of it for a few seconds before
stopping and whispering, “Cum for me, babe.”
There wasn’t a moment’s hesitation before a high-pitched moan and slight scream
rang through the room, as nails were dug into both bodies and teeth clenched.
Jade still moved on the item, gradually going slower and slower until she
stopped completely. Fully out of breath and gasping, she relaxed her back
slightly and let her head hit the pillow once more. “Oh my god…”
Roxy moved off and onto the side of the bed next to Jade. She turned to face
the other, smiling with half-smeared lipstick, “Oh yeah, and good morning to
you too.”
End Notes
     aw yes I finally got this done someone give me an award for “first f/
     f smut written in less than three hours because wow she
     procrastinated like who even procrastinates on smut but not on
     homework whats up with that”
     Anyways, I hope you liked it! It isn’t nearly as rough as I imagined
     it in slight ideas, but I’m bound to remake this someday, so fret not
     if it doesn’t suffice! uwu (also wow writing a gun kink is hard but I
     hope I did well??? c: ) (also happy new year’s! like yeah lets start
     out the year with some smut that always works)
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