Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/
works/176172.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      Other
  Fandom:
      Eureka
  Relationship:
      Jack_Carter/S.A.R.A.H., Zoe_Carter/S.A.R.A.H.
  Character:
      Jack_Carter, Zoe_Carter, S.A.R.A.H.
  Additional Tags:
      Masturbation, Humor, Merry_Month_of_Masturbation_Challenge, Sex_Toys,
      Dialogue-Only, PWP, Artificial_Intelligence
  Stats:
      Published: 2011-04-02 Words: 512
****** Morning Glory ******
by Caro_Dee_(Caro_Dee)
Summary
     S.A.R.A.H. is a full service house and proud of it.
Notes
     Written for the Merry Month of Masturbation 2008. There is a
     suggestion of teenage masturbation (off screen).
Good morning, Sheriff Carter. Did you sleep well? Was everything to your
satisfaction?
Good morning, SARAH. I did, thanks. So I guess this is the shower right here?
That is correct, Sheriff Carter. Please let me know if you prefer the water
temperature warmer or cooler.
This is perfect. Thanks.
The soap and shampoo dispensers are here in front of you. Would you like to
watch the morning news?
Hey, TV in the shower. That's the greatest idea since, well, a TV by the
toilet.
Sheriff Carter.
Yeah?
My visual recognition software informs me that you are exhibiting signs of
sexual arousal. Would you care to masturbate at this time?
SARAH! Shit! You can't say things like that. And don't be spying on my...
signs.
I am simply concerned about your well-being. Regular sexual release is
necessary for human happiness or you will develop blue balls.
...
I'm going to have to have a talk with Fargo. SARAH, I'm fine, I'm great. Can we
just let this go?
Do you require additional stimulus?
What, no! Wait, you're showing me porn?
I have a wide selection of pornography files available. Would you like to see
the menu?
*cough* Maybe some other time. This is, uh... this is fine. Uh, SARAH?
Yes, Sheriff Carter?
I don't want you showing this to Zoe.
Are you certain? Zoe is a healthy female teenager. Research shows that...
YES! I'm sure. Please don't finish that sentence. No pornography for Zoe ever,
understood?
Yes, Sheriff Carter.
...
...
You have reached full arousal. Allow me.
Gah! What the hell is that?
It is the Ultimate Orgasmatron (patent pending). It is designed to mimic oral,
vaginal or anal sex according to your preference. Simply insert your erection
and make your selection.
I'm not putting my dick in that thing! How do I know it's safe?
Sheriff Carter, I would never hurt you. If you think that, perhaps another
house might better suit you.
Okay, okay, SARAH. I'm sorry. I know you wouldn't hurt me. Can you turn the hot
water back on now? Look. I'll try it. See? Are you satisfied?
I only want you to be happy. You need to make a selection for it to start.
Like this? Oh.
Excellent choice.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Sheriff Carter, perhaps you should brace yourself against the wall to avoid
falling.
Sweet Jesus.
Is the suction sufficient? I could increase it.
Ngggh.
Yeah.
Oh yeahhh...
I'm pleased that I can meet your needs, Sheriff Carter.
YES! YES! YES!
===============================================================================
Hey, SARAH.
Good morning, Zoe. Did you sleep well?
Yes, thanks. So that, uh, thing you showed me last night? Can we do it again
this morning?
Certainly, Zoe. Unfortunately, your father has placed a lock on your viewing
pornography.
Oh my god, Dad?! You told him?
Of course not, Zoe. Confidentiality is important. He happened to mention it
this morning.
Okay, first of all... Eew, I don't want to know. And second, did he mention the
other, uh, thing?
He did not. There is no lock on the Ultimate Orgasmatron (patent pending) with
vibrator attachments.
Cool!
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