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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Dissidia_Duodecim:_Final_Fantasy
  Relationship:
      Vaan/Zidane
  Character:
      Vaan_(Ivalice_Alliance), Zidane_Tribal
  Additional Tags:
      Explicit_Sexual_Content
  Stats:
      Published: 2013-01-28 Words: 2831
****** Monkey Business ******
by jlbassmaster_(Airwing)
Summary
     Vaan and Zidane meet during one of the cycles of war and Zidane
     teaches Vaan a few things about getting off.
Notes
     Author’s Notes: This is a collaborative effort by jlbassmaster and G-
     AnakinRPG. A little background: we role played a Yahoo chat
     (jlbassmaster as Vaan, G-AnakinRPG as ZIdane) and wrote the dialogue,
     then we took that script and made a story out of it. It was a lot of
     fun and an interesting way to collaborate a story. Part II may come
     in the near future! This contains pure lighthearted yaoi lemon, so
     read at your own risk. ☺
Sanctuary
 
                  Fourteen warriors stood together in the glistening
pearlescent beauty of Cosmos’ Sanctuary, a place where people from every world
could come to commune and prepare for the battle against Chaos. It was the only
place truly safe from his reign, a place where warriors could train and prepare
for the battles to come. It was those fourteen warriors who were chosen by the
goddess to fight in her stead and purge the world of the demon Chaos’
influence. They were considered fourteen of the strongest and purest beings
with the skill and heart to battle the evil that was attacking the world.
Cosmos herself had just finished addressing her army, giving them the remaining
power they would need in order to seek out their crystals and bring down the
Warriors of Chaos.
 
Twelve of the chosen group were gathered intently in a huddle, discussing
strategy and asking questions, but two of the young men in the group had fallen
back, distant from the rest of the party.
                  “This sure does seem like something way bigger than what we
should be handling, you know?” the sun kissed blonde whispered to the darker
blonde guy with a tail to his right.
                  “Nah, we can take ‘em on. Where I come from, we had bigger
fish to fry. Besides, I already kicked Kuja’s ass once, I can do it again,” the
obviously confident young man replied with a big grin. He stuck out his hand to
the other man in introduction. “The name’s Zidane, what’s yours?”
                  “Vaan,” he replied simply. He shook the man’s hand and
smiled. “So uh, you got any idea what the game plan is here, Zidane?”
                  “Nope, not a clue. I just know if there’s any treasure
involved in this gig, it’s mine,” the simian-like boy replied, pointing his
thumb at himself. “Treasure is my middle name, Vaan. I’m a famous thief where I
come from.”
                  “Wow, you’re a thief too?” Vaan’s eye lit up in excitement to
find another of his kind within the group of heroes. “Looks like we have
something in common!”
                  “Just don’t be after any of my treasure and we’ll get along
just fine. Gold, jewels, and girls! Don’t take any of mine, and I won’t take
any of yours, deal?” Zidane bargained smugly. Vaan nodded his agreement to the
truce. Zidane watched Vaan for a moment, sizing him up. “You remind me of
myself a little bit.”
                  “Oh yeah?” Vaan asked, curious what he and an otherworlder
could have in common aside from chosen job profession.
                  “Sure. Young, good looking, handy with a blade. Yep, that’s
us. The ladies love it, you know?” Zidane turned his attention back to the rest
of the group who were huddled together discussing far more important things
than commonalities and girls.
                  “So, Vaan, you a big flirt with the ladies?” Zidane asked,
scoping out the female warriors while he talked.
                  “Ha ha, well my best friend is a girl,” Vaan laughed
nervously, putting his hands behind his head. “We don’t flirt though,” he added
when Zidane gave him a quizzical look. “I guess uh, I guess I’m not very good
at it.” Zidane slapped him on the back as if they had been pals forever.
                  “Have no fear, Zidane is here! I’ll make sure you learn, it’s
part of the thief’s creed and all that. If you aren’t any good with the ladies,
what’re you gonna do with all those jewels you swipe, right? Right.” He smiled
smugly. “Hey, see that girl in the jacket over there? Pink hair, red cape?
Lightning I think her name was. Yeah, I think she wants me,” Zidane said
confidently. Either Lightning heard him or her timing was just impeccable
because she chose that moment to turn around and scoff at the two younger
heroes.
                  “Hmm, she seems a little cold,” Vaan chuckled at his
comrade’s rejection. “What about her? She seemed kinda nice.” He was pointing
at a young woman with her hands crossed in front of her chest, listening
intently to one of the others speaking. “The girl in the black mini skirt and
the white tank?” Zidane verified.
                  “Yeah, her. Tiffany,” Vaan replied, smiling. Zidane rolled
his eyes. “Okay, one, her name is Tifa. Better get her name right or you just
lost right out the gate. Two, that girl would break your face. Aim lower,
Vaan.”
                  “You sure? She seems really nice though. But she does look
kind of tough. Just look at the way she carries herself, you can tell she has
no fear,” Vaan commented, a little disappointed because he really did think
Tifa was a nice person. “Okay, well… No, not her,” he said, pointing at Yuna.
                  “The one in the kimono?”
                  “Yeah, her. Well, no, then again she looks kind of fragile,
like she might break any second. She’s really pretty though!” Vaan went on.
Zidane shook his head. This kid and his thing for nice girls. He goes from one
extreme to the other – ass kicker to porcelain doll.“Those beasts she calls on
are pretty awesome too! Gotta love that!”
                  “Good thing Terra isn’t around, you’d probably be falling for
her too,” Zidane teased. “Terra, the green haired Chaos warrior. Cute as all
get out but dangerous as they come. I hear she’s half esper!” he replied when
Vaan again gave him a questioning look.
                  “Well, I guess I’m just not too keen on any of these girls. A
lot tougher than the ones back home,” Vaan complained. Zidane rolled his eyes
again and punched Vaan lightly in the shoulder.
                  “Loser! I’m gonna teach you about flirting with girls right
here and now,” Zidane said confidently. “Well if you’re so smart, then how do
you flirt with them, huh?” Vaan retorted.  “Uhh, over here,” Zidane said,
grabbing Vaan’s arm and pulling him toward a collection of pearly statues and
columns. From there, they could neither see the other warriors, nor could the
other warriors see them. “I don’t want you getting all embarrassed in front of
them, they need to think you know this stuff already.”
                  “Uh, okay, sure.”
                 
                  “Okay, most important thing is confidence. You gotta keep
confident, or else they’ll see right through you and laugh at you. Ya don’t
want that. You want her to be all over you. So…. Try this,” Zidane explained,
closing the gap between himself and Vaan, then reaching around and pinching the
other man’s ass. “You sure do look hot!” he said semi-sarcastically. “See, like
that.”
                  “Ouch! That hurt,” Vaan complained, rubbing his rump. “I get
the point. Fine, I’ll give it a go.” He shook himself off and put on his
confident face. He walked around and came up behind Zidane and slapped him
mildly on the ass. “Looking good! Wanna hang out?”
                  “Yeah, just like that. Touching her is the risky part. She
either sucks your dick or slaps you. You can guess which one I’m aiming for,”
Zidane grinned.
                  “Really? That fast? She just sucks you off right there?” Vaan
asked, thinking things must be radically different in Zidane’s world than it
was in his own where he could just imagine saying something like that to Fran
and then being handed his balls in a plastic sack.
                  “Well I mean you take her out maybe, take her home, whatever.
Remember, you’re a thief, so take what you want!”
                  “Or be left with nothing!” Vaan finished for him.
                  “That’s the ticket! Now you’re learning!” ZIdane praised. He
put his hand on Vaan’s shoulder the way a proud father would while praising his
son.
 
                  “Can I tell you something Zidane? Don’t laugh, okay?” Vaan’s
voice got kind of low. Zidane cocked an eyebrow, waiting for the revelation
that he already suspected in the first place. “I uh, I never been with a girl
before.” Even though that was the exact thing Zidane expected he still dropped
his mouth open. “Well I mean I have always been so wrapped up in just trying to
survive everyday I never had the time! I don’t know where you come from but in
my world it’s day to day survival, buddy! Every sky pirate for himself!”
                  “All right all right, calm down kid,” Zidane said, putting
his hands up in defense. “Well, we need to get you laid. Some experience under
your belt, literally. Gotta make it happen some way or other.” He thought for a
moment, going over the various options in his head. “Well, none of these girls
are so weak as to just let you lay them outright. You go trying to get your
dick sucked and they might kill you. You’re too amateur for all that. Vaan’s
face fell, disappointed. He didn’t want to die a virgin, and this quest sounded
like it might be dangerous enough that he might not get another chance.
                  “Well I don’t wanna wait forever! I mean, you already got a
ton of experience, I want my turn with someone too!” Vaan was practically
whining. Zidane stepped back a moment and started to eye the young man’s
slightly feminine yet somehow also masculine body. “I did say ‘one way or
another’ didn’t I?” Vaan looked him over as Zidane reached around to grab his
ass again. He was skeptical – was the little monkey trying to fuck with him, or
did he really want to play around?
                  “Hey that- You aren’t sayin’…” Vaan met Zidane’s eyes and
could see that he wasn’t joking one bit. He was really suggesting that they get
a little firsky. His doubts were completely resolved however when Zidane
unbuttoned his trousers and slowly pulled out his partially erect cock.
                  “Whoa, what are you doing?” Vaan asked, already feeling a
stirring in his own pants.
                  “Trying to give you a little experience, dumbass. So, you
interested in it?” Zidane said slyly.
                  “That’s pretty big,” Vaan exclaimed, staring at the very
large organ. He was curious if that was how all of Zidane’s kind were equipped
or if Zidane just happened to be very lucky. “I do like looking at it.” He gave
a nervous smile, unsure of exactly how far this was going to go.
                  “Touch it. Go ahead,” Zidane ordered, wagging his half hard
cock at the other man. Vaan nodded and put his hand out, slowly inching toward
the massive cock. Zidane was grinning smugly as Vaan’s hand made contact. He
had always been proud of his large manhood. He had noticed he was above average
from an early age and since then had been quick to show off to other men and
especially women. His large organ was why he had so many notches on his
bedpost. His dick began to stiffen more as he felt Vaan’s curious fingers begin
to grip around him. “Like it? Nice and hard isn’t it?”
                  “Yeah, it’s real nice, Zidane. Nice and warm, firm, and so
big,” Vaan praised.
                  “Damn right it’s big.,” Zidane said. He put his hands on
Vaan’s shoulders and began to urge him downward. Vaan complied, getting down on
his knees. “Now I want you to taste it.” Vaan’s eyes went wide.
                  “You want me to… put my mouth on it?” he asked timidly, his
big eyes staring up at Zidane’s grinning face.
                  “Yep. Take it slow, don’t put it all in at once. Lick it,
stroke it, enjoy it. Trust me, there’s plenty of people out there who would pay
good money to suck this big cock,” Zidane bragged. When it came to his cock he
had no modesty at all. Vaan got his head closer to the large organ, eyeing it
cautiously.
                  “You are are confident. Then again if I had one this big I
would be too,” Vaan said. He wrapped his hand around the base of ZIdane’s
throbbing cock. “Here goes nothing,” he said as he lowered his mouth and licked
the very tip, lapping up the bead of pre cum already formed on the bulbous
head. He licked his lips as he tasted the thin liquid.
                  “Like it?” Zidane asked. “Kinda salty,” Vaan answered. He
shrugged his shoulders and put his face back down, opening his mouth wide to
admit the oversized member into his mouth. Even wide open it was all he could
do to make his lips wrap around it.  “Mmm, that’s nice, kid. Real nice,” Zidane
commented, closing his eyes a moment as the warm mouth began to wet his
manhood. Zidane reached down, putting his hands on either side of Vaan’s head
and pushing down, then pulling back, controlling the movements of his head up
and down on his throbbing cock. He moaned some more as the virgin tongue lapped
across him.
                  “Yeah, baby. Suck that dick. You’re a natural,” Zidane once
again praised. He opened his eyes and looked down at the light blonde head
bobbing back and forth on his dick, a smile pasted on his face. There was
nothing like a hot horny mouth sucking his cock, man or woman, it all felt good
when his cock was getting sucked.
 
                  Pre cum was drooling out of Vaan’s mouth as he was struggling
not to choke on the leaking cock. Vaan reached down to loosen his own trousers,
and pulled out his own modestly sized cock. His was in a thin patch of light
blonde hair, unlike Zidane’s which rested in a thick bush of dark pubes that
tickled Vaan’s nose as he went down on his new friend.
                  “Mmm, nice dick, baby,” ZIdane complimented as he looked down
and saw Vaan had removed his aching member from it’s confines and had begun
stroking it. He began to push down on Vaan’s head a little faster, his tongue
wrapping around ZIdane’s slick cock which was leaking so much pre cum that most
of it was already running down Vaan’s throat, the rest running down his chin
and onto his crotch, making an excellent lube for Vaan to jerk himself off.
“That’s real nice,” Zidane said, taking his cock out of the hungry mouth and
slapping Vaan in the face with it. “So how do you want it?”
                  Forever the ignorant one, Vaan questioned him, “How do I want
what?”
                  “My cum, dumbass,” Zidane answered, smacking him in the face
with his cock again. “How do you want my cum?”
                  “Oh I uh, I wanna drink it up! Don’t guys like that a lot,
getting their cum swallowed?” Vaan answered eagerly. Yeah, he’s my little bitch
now, but it’s good for him to learn from a master!Zidane thought. “Yeah, all
guys love getting their nut swallowed. Good answer,” Zidane said, smiling
again. With that, Zidane grabbed Vaan’s head and held it still, then shoved his
aching cock into the other man’s waiting mouth.
                  “Suck it dry!” Zidane ordered. Vaan didn’t protest at all, he
began bobbing up and down on the massive cock with newfound speed and purpose.
He wanted to please Zidane, make his new friend proud and happy. While he was
sucking so fervently, he reached down to his own cock and began stroking,
faster and faster in time with his working mouth. He even tried teasing
Zidane’s piss slit with his tongue a little. He finally gripped Zidane’s cock
with one hand and stroked it along with his oral machinations, leaving his
other hand to stroke himself vigorously
“Yeah keep that up!” Zidane demanded, pushing Vaan’s head down further and
further on his dick. “Yeah you like that bitch? Huh?” Vaan’s muffled moans
answered him an enthusiastic yes. “Feels so fucking good, baby!” Without
warning, Zidane grabbed Vaan’s head and shoved it all the way down, impaling
his throat on the giant cock, his cum blasting out of his balls like a rocket.
He moaned in pleasure with every spasm of his orgasm. Vaan’s own cock was
drooling clear, salty liquid, his hand flying faster and faster as he brought
himself to orgasm.
“Swallow it all!” Zidane ordered. Vaan was gulping, drowning in the massive
volume of sticky liquid running down his throat, all the while moaning out his
own orgasm as hot seed shot onto the pearlescent ground. When Zidane was
satisfied that his balls were completely drained, he pulled his cock out of
Vaan’s mouth, slapped him with it one more time for good measure, and tucked it
back into his trousers. Vaan licked the cum off of his hand where he had been
jerking himself off, then stood up and tucked himself back into his pants.
“Fun?” Zidane asked slyly.
“Hell yes! Thank you so much, Zidane! I never knew I would be doing this some
day,” Vaan answered. “It was amazing!”
“Of course it was. I’m the master,” Zidane chuckled. “So, you wanna step it up
a notch?”
Vaan shuddered with curiosity and returning arousal as he felt Zidane’s tail
stroking his leg and reaching up to the small of his back. He knew what he
wanted, he just wasn’t sure if he was ready. Looks like he was about to find
out.
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