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      Published: 2017-07-06 Chapters: 2/? Words: 2649
****** Love of a Unique Kind ******
by The_Ancient_OneX
Summary
     Its been 3 years since Marie has broken up with Edd, and 4 years
     since Edgar finally started attending public school. Ever since those
     4 years, Marie and him have grown much closer. But, will all that
     blossom into something more, or end up destroying their sanity and
     very souls?
***** Motor Oil and Girly Perfume *****
Chapter Notes
     Well, here goes nothing!! I'm trying again with a different idea this
     time!! The last fan fiction I was attempting to write was no where
     near as planned as this one is, so please, thank for checking this
     one out, and I hope you like it!!
     Edd, Ed, n' Eddy and all characters are the rightful property of
     creator and director, Mark A.(I can't seem to remember how to spell
     his last name xD)
     The story's plot, the character, Edgar, and all things non-canon in
     this, besides some ships, are the rightful property of
     XThe_Ancient_OneX
     Now, onto the story!! And yes, this will be in a First Person View of
     my OC, Edgar.
See the end of the chapter for more notes
"Hey,Edgar!!!" A voice called out to me, my pale skin bright in the light, my
mismatched eyes seemingly shining in the light, thanks to their unique
coloration, the golden, silver trimmed left eye, while my right eye was the
opposite, being silver with golden flecks. I was wearing my usual wear, being
the homemade black, grey, and white camouflage ACU top, but instead of it being
worn on my torso, I had it wrapped around my waist, showing my black tank top
instead, my red and black camouflage cargo pants draped over my black and white
high tops. I readjusted my glasses so I could see the blue-black haired girl
running up to meet me. "Hey, Marie!" I spoke, my voice monotone and scratchy,
yet gentle and angelic like. She ran up and immediately wrapped her arms around
my neck, as if she were an anaconda coiling around its prey, slowly squeezing
the life out of it."Too tight..." I gasped, causing her to quickly let go and
giggle. "That ain't the only thing tight~" She teased, her crude and
inappropriate humor kicking in. "Nasty, Marie, nasty." Is all I said to the 17
year old girl, who simply giggled even more at my words.
She hadn't changed her style from her childhood much. But, she did stop wearing
what she did, trading her olive cargo pants in for some 4 pattern Desert
camouflage ACU pants her recently discovered uncle gave her, as well as tan
military boots. But, she still kept the tank top, except it was a bit more
baggy. Good thing she wore a bra. But, even then, she always had gotten shit
for her tattoos and piercings. But, she always said she could care less. That's
another thing. Her attitude still hasn't changed much. Ever since her failed
attempt with Double Dee happened, she's reverted back to her usual antics. Her
looks had changed, too. Her body still being slim, but as well as growing
curves in all the right places, her beauty seemed to only increase, her
freckles becoming more prominent on her face and body, dusting her shoulders
now. Supposedly, which has been speculated on, a rumor amongst the girls had
started saying Marie also had freckles amongst her lower region, specifically
her butt. No one believes them, though, for some reason. Her eyes, which no one
really paid much attention to, were a beautiful midnight violet color. This
caused alot of men, including me, to feel their hearts skip a few beats, but it
always got to me. Her hair had grown out, but the most unique thing was that,
for some unknown reason, her hair had begun turning into a midnight black color
but her tips, and up to half way up het hair, remained blue, for some reason,
giving her an extraordinarily exotic look.
"So, Alpino, ready to resume working on my car with me?" Marie asked me, her
voice similar to mine, just with a bit of a higher pitch, as she spoke to me
about her vehicle. Yes, a 1997 Camero model. Some idiot decided it was a lovely
idea to simply dump it here, even when the thing had minor problems. Well,
thanks to much of the rubble from most of the junk had ended up falling on it
multiple times, it had taken quite the amount of damage, and sadly needed even
further repair on parts, such as the engine, the AC unit within it, its
hydraulics, its suspension, the axis needed to be redone. So much work, and so
much time. "Yeah, of course. I most definitely wasn't busy working on a Tensa
Zangetsu copy for a customer." I told her, reminding her about my job at my
backyard forge, causing her to giggle from my teasing.
"Well, lets get going, then!!" Marie yipped happily, quickly snatching my hand
into her's and began dragging me off to the junkyard, giggling beyond happily
as she did. "So, Edgar, have you finally gotten your drivers license yet?" She
asked me, but was quickly disappointed when I shook my head. "Aww, Im still
waiting for that movie date you promised~" She said, teasing me, but, as usual,
I didn't realize she was. "Hey, nor fair!! I never promised to anything!!" I
squeaked, my voice rising 4 octanes, causing her to burst out with laughter.
"So, I need the uh...the wrench and flathead, Edgar." Marie called out, to
which I dug out and pulled out those needed things, before leaning over and
handing them to her. "So, Edgar, are you doing anything Interesting tonight?"
Marie asked me, causing me to shrug. "Not really, Marie. Why, did you have
anything planned?" I asked her, rocking on the balls of my feet. "Yeah,
actually. My ma isn't coming home tonight, and my sisters are going out to this
rich boys' party, cause Ed and Eddy are going. So, I was wondering if you
wanted to come over later. We could always do some truth or dare~?" Marie
flirted, pulling out from underneath the car, grease and oil on her face as she
did. "Sure, you flirty devil." I teased back, laughing a bit as she did,
causing her to laugh as well. "Alright, come over by...5, 5:30?" Marie said,
sitting up and began wiping her face off. "Yeah, sure!" I replied, smiling
happily once I was given the invitation to her home. It wasn't actually common
to get one, so this should be a surprise. "Good, now, hand me a pair of pliers,
there's something in my muffler." Marie told me, before watching me hand her
the pliers.
A few hours later, I was knocking on her front door, clothes in my bag as I
waited for her to answer. Come to find out, she didn't invite me over for a few
ours, she invited me over for a few days. Thank god it was summer, and I had
recently quit my bullshit excuse of a job. I wanted there for a few more
minutes, before a sudden crash caused me to jump. "Coming!!" I heard Marie
yell, another crash, more yelling from two other voices, crash, yells, crash
once more. Finally, the door opened up to reveal a bruised, and slightly
bleeding, but obviously victorious Marie. "Hey! Sorry for the mess." Marie told
me, smiling like a dork, even when she was beaten up. "Yeah, no problem. So, I
take it plans have changed?" I asked her, but she quickly shook her head. "Nah,
they just came back real quick to grab some clothing and what not. No worries,
come on in." Marie then moved out of the way as I began coming inside, only to
be tackled by two other girls, a curly haired red head with a voice full of
testosterone and a bobcut blonde with buck teeth. "Marie, I didn't know you
were bringing white meat." May laughed, snorting as she made a joke about my
odd skin coloration and hair, which she has admitted reminds her of a chicken.
"Seriously, you couldn't bring in some dark meat? Oh well, this one'll do." Lee
said, her husky voice causing me to slightly shrink away, causing Mare to
quickly push them both off. "Hands off, he's my roast!!" She snarled, before I
piped up just as a brawl between the three was about to ensue, "Um, could you
gals stop referring to me as very delectable foods?" I asked, causing all of
them to giggle. "We're just teasin, Nevermore." Lee said, referring to the fact
my name is very close to the famous poet and writer, Edgar Allen Poe.
After a few more moments of Maries' tormentive sisters, they finally left and
headed off for the week, going who knows where. "Where are they going?" I
proceeded to ask Marie, who simply shrugged. "Beats the hell outta, couldn't
give two shits or fucks." She mumbled, gently heading to the bathroom. "Hey, Im
gonna jump in the shower, so just put your bag in my room and watch some TV or
something, okay?" She called to me, to which I nodded. I watched as the
gorgeous girl in front of me trotted towards the bathroom, her hips swaying
naturally, as if her body flirted by sheer nature. I gulped a bit and walked
off to her room, remembering that the Kankers had gotten a new and bigger
trailer, hence meaning all of them got their own rooms. The other rooms, I had
no clue what it was like in there. But Maries' room, I knew on the palm of my
hand. Band posters littering the walls, bedroom normally dark, thanks to her
heavy, indigo current, causing it to have a dark blue like glow to it. Her room
was a mess, as dirty clothes and undergarments littered the room, empty bags of
chips and bottles of soda or alcohol were sitting in a nearby trashcan, her
room smelling of one of four things: Alcohol, Marijuana, B.O, or Sex. Her bed
had a large, crimson red and black skull designed comforter on it, which was
obviously a mess, her pillows and sheets matching her blanket. I had noticed
it, but as I sat on the bed, my hand accidentally rested on one of her nearby
black and red lingere thongs, causing me to yelp and panic, flicking it away,
as it seemed to feel recently moistened, meaning one of two things, either I do
not plan on naming. "Hey, at least I know its only girls she brings home." I
mumbled, but was quickly confused at my statement, surprised I even cared who
she brought back to her sex dungeon she called a room.
After a few minutes of me simply sitting in her disaster of a room, I gently
placed my bag down on the floor and began walking off towards the living room,
the sound of the shower going as I did, before plopping myself down against the
couch and leaned into it, relaxing as I turned on the old box TV and looked
through the channels, knowing they finally had cable, and were now fully
equipped to watch actual TV, rather then a VHS of a movie about fish. Hell, I
even eventually found a channel with a monster movie marathon, which Ed had
told me about the previous week, featuring classics such as "Godzilla vs Space
Godzilla", "It come from Uranus", "The Attack of the Toe-eating Space Mutants",
and all other kinds. The only one that caught my interest were the movies with
the Kaiju on them, like Godzilla, Mecha-Godzilla, King Gidorah, and all the
others, though. But, within a few moments, I had dozed off during, "Revenge of
the Super Zombie Chickens", and slept until Marie awoke me and asked, "Would
you rather go out to the movies?", to which I nodded and quickly got up,
following her out the door and off to the movies.
Chapter End Notes
     Sorry this chapter took a day to complete, I'm trying to reach at
     least a 2k+ words mark, or at least somewhere close to 2k words. But,
     hopefully, I didn't do a complete hatchet job, and I hope you guys
     and gals enjoyed the first, mostly innocent chapter. But, a bit of a
     heads up, its gonna start getting a bit more mature within chapter 3
     or 4.
***** The "Kick-Ass" of the Century *****
Chapter Notes
     Alright, sorry for the longish wait, my 13 readers xD. Hopefully,
     this'll start getting a tad bit more attention. But, in the meantime,
     here's the 2nd chapter!! Sorry for the cheesy titles and what not xD
See the end of the chapter for more notes
Soon after we arrived to the movies, I had quickly noticed something. One: It
was a Saturday. And two: The movie theatre was empty. That almost never happens
on a weekend, let alone a summer weekend. "Huh, no kidding. Its pretty much a
barren wasteland in there." Marie mumbled, obviously having been thinking about
it as well. "Lucky us, huh? Normally causes everything to range from cheap to
free when nobody shows." Marie joked, laughing a bit as her and I slowly
stepped out of the vehicle, which was a black Mercedes, which she hated beyond
belief. "Shit on gas and shit on the road. Don't know why ma bout the piece of
shit for me, instead of fucking giving it to May." Marie had grumbled before,
when she first got it. Then we found the old beat up muscle car in the
junkyard, and shit went uphill real quick.
"So, what movie do ya wanna see? They got...alot of movies I haven't heard of
before. What the hell is "Kick-Ass"?" She mumbled to herself, looking a bit
like a cat try to figure out why their human is proceeding to intrude on their
nap. "Its based off a really cool comic. See, this guy, Kick-Ass, is just some
ordinary teenager, but like, he decides that maybe he should give being a super
hero a shot. All kinds of crazy shit happens in it." I told her, looking over
at her, noticing a slight glimmer of interest in her eyes. "I've read the
comic. Do you wan-" I had begun saying, before she grabbed my wrist and dragged
me over to the ticket booth, ordering two tickets to "Kick-Ass". "Lets' go get
some stuff to eat and drink." She said quickly, dragging me over to the place
with all the food and what not, don't remember the name. She ordered a few hot
dogs with ketchup, mustard, and relish, a big bucket of popcorn drowned in
butter, and a mega sized blue raspberry slushy, while I simply ordered some
candy and a medium sized soda.
After a few minute of searching around, Marie and I finally found the theatre
room playing the movie, and immediately took the seats farthest in the back,
even though the place was almost completely deserted, except for a few 14 year
olds who used their older 19 year old friend to get in, or something similar to
that, while the guy at the ticket booth happened to know both Marie and I, and
even gave us free tickets for another movie. "This is gonna be fuckin epic!!" I
heard her whisper, obviously jittery and excited at the thought of watching a
badass, gory hero movie. "Yeah, well, Im still waiting for a Deadpool movie.
Comics were funny as hell." I grumbled teasingly, causing her to whine and
gently, but firmly, punch my arm. "Not cool..." She cooed, acting like a
spoiled child who had just been told no bt their parents. "Whatever, the
movie's starting." I told her
After the movie had finished, her and I walked out of the theatre, talking
about everything that happened. "So Big Daddy was actually always just aiming
to kill Frank D'Amico?" She asked me, still a bit confused by it. "No, not just
kill him, but destroy his criminal empire from the inside out, crumble and
level it to nothing but ash and dust." I explained, walking to the car with her
slowly. "Ah, coolio. So, do ya wanna go out and eat somewhere? Like Jimmy
Johns?" Marie suggested. "Never had em." I admitted, causing her to stop and
drop her jaw. "Then were going, and you're getting whatever you want." She
ordered, causing me to raise my hands in defense and say, "Yes, ma'am." Which,
on both ends, seemed to have caused us to blush as I rubbed the back of my
neck, feeling the hints if the three claw scar I had on the side of my head,
which was well hidden by my black flame design white beanie.
After we had gotten our grinders, Marie's consisting of a ham and cheese melt
with mayonnaise, mustard, and pickles on Italian beard, and mine consisting of
thinly cut steak, three different kinds of cheese; Provolone, American, and
Pepperjack, jalapeños, bacon, and mayonnaise on toasted Italian. "My god, this
is delicious. And they're almost as good as Subway!!" I exclaimed,causing
Marie's face to scrunch up with a giggle. "I told you it was good. Now, that
that's done and over with, you gonna pay me back, right?" She said, causing me
to simply turn to her with a look of shock, which caused her to giggle even
more. "I'm kidding, goofball." She teased, taking another bite of her grinder
as she got the car started. "Alright, back to the house we go." She said,
before pushing her foot against the gas pedal and began driving us back to the
trailer.
Chapter End Notes
     So, I hope you enjoyed it so far!! The next chapter is where the drug
     uses and the drug induced smut comes in, so just a heads up to you
     youngins out there. See ya in the next chapter!!
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