Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/152327. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Rape/Non-Con, Underage Category: F/F Fandom: Harry_Potter_-_J._K._Rowling Relationship: Hermione_Granger/Dolores_Umbridge Character: Hermione_Granger, Dolores_Umbridge Additional Tags: Drabble, Painplay, Punishment, Corporal_Punishment, Book_5:_Harry_Potter and_the_Order_of_the_Phoenix, Quill Stats: Published: 2007-08-25 Words: 97 ****** Lies My Teachers Told Me ****** by wisdomeagle Summary Warnings for quill. Detention with Dolores. "Once again, Miss Granger, you have violated rules meant to protect you. Unless Severus is paid to teach fellatio, or Minerva frottage?" "No." "So discipline must be -- hem -- employed." Hermione eyes the quill. It doesn't look like a madwoman's tool. "Now. Let's see. I think you will have to write, 'I must not fuck my teachers.'" The words burn and itch and melt into her skin. "Now. Have we made any impression?" says Umbridge hours later, lifting Hermione's robes to touch her cunt, oozing blood and viscous desire. "Oh, an excellent start," Umbridge claps silently. "Tomorrow, then?" Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!