Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/7297126. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Underage Category: Multi Fandom: Pandora_Hearts, おそ松さん_|_Osomatsu-san_(Anime), Shingeki_no_Kyojin_|_Attack on_Titan, Akatsuki_no_Yona_|_Yona_of_the_Dawn, 僕のヒーローアカデミア_|_Boku_no_Hero Academia_|_My_Hero_Academia, Ouran_High_School_Host_Club_-_All_Media Types, Dangan_Ronpa, Movie_Star_Planet, Naruto, South_Park, Haikyuu!! 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Words: 1598 ****** Leaps ****** by RoseWorksHatter, YaguraKaratachi Summary During the destruction of the Leaf Village, Naruto comes across something that just might save them all ***** Prologue ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes There was a loud slap sounding throughout the halls of the school. Armin’s head jerked to the side, but before he had the chance to clutch at his cheek in astonishment, there was a callused hand in his hair. “Who do you think you are, huh?” His attacker pressed his hard iron body against the short male’s breathing hard down his neck and then rubbing his three large teeth against his skin. “Iyama!” He growled and jerked Armin forward. “It’s Iyami, you sheesh!” “I-I… I’m sorry,” Armin cried, but Iyamu had his hands in the boy’s hair before he could make another sound. “Shut up, idjt!” Armin moaned, “HARDER!!!” He yelled. It wasn’t long before the most well-known student at STUPIDITY HIGH cummed running through the hallway. He paused long enough to notice the disgusting couple smacking their lips on one another and then took another moment to toss his hair back in dramatic effect. “HAH!” He shouted. “I see once again my fellow… Choromatsu (read: Corramahtsu) girls” “Shut up you baka,” Jean said, walking behind his lover. “You’re always acting so stupid…” he muttered, and then leaned all over his man. They made out in the hallway. This was Gay Boys High, after all. Aiyama kissed at Armin’s reddened neck, his previously unblemished skin now going bruised. “Now I can make my claim on you….” he commented, rubbing his neck harder against Arminie;s eyes. “Mm!” he moaned. “Please… Iyamaish!!” “Shh,” Aiyo hushed him. “Nobody can see us... “ Actualy everyone can cece you guys” ERwin replied. “Get to class before i write you guys up for :P(DA.) “B-but Daddy hasn’t given cummies yet!” Levi, a five (four?) year old,whined. He was carried by his daddy, Eren, who appeared to be happy. “Don’t worry, little baby boy, I’ll give you cummies very soon.” Levi cheered as he RIPPED OPEN EREN’S STOMACH TO GET HIS CUMMIES FROM THE SOURCE. Eren cried out in pleasure, even as blood flowed from his stomach. “There, three, darling,” he moaned, both in pain and pleasure. “Get your cummies now.” Levi made a sound of delight as he slurped Eren’s intestines. It was like a scene straight from Pupa. (AN: if u don’t know what that is get da hell out of here!) It was really fucked up and gross. Daddy (read: Eren) got off on it though. As white strings of sticky fluids left his eighty-three inch penis, which had burst free from the confinements of his clothings. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” He cried. “What in the actual fucking fuckie fucker fawker helll Dammint shityamabn happend?” Karamatsu said. Where are my lovley Karamatsu gals at? “Right here SENPAI” . Marco yelled He was wearing a wig that had pony tails on it. “MAROC, NO!” Jean cried as fell to the ground. “How Could ypu betray me like this? I thought we were friends! I thought you died to advance my characterization! Was that all a lie?” Mardo turned aorund to face his ex-lover, his ex-aider. He shook his wig, his hair flowing well to appease the crowd around him. “I’m sorry,” he said, lips puckered up high and mighty, “but who are you?” Jean let out a cry of anguish as he felt a knife stab into his back. “Carom…” a cough filled with blood “I...trusted you….I...I LOVED you!” The blood on his uniform started to soak the school’s tiles. No one called an ambulance. “Mroca….please…” “YES DADDY HARDER” Choromatsu screamed As Ichimatsu pounded into his sex. “DO IT HARDER” “You like that you sex sucker?” Ichimatsu flipped chromatsu over onto his side. GOD DAMN THAT SEX IS HUGE” Chroematsu screamed. “Karamtsu joined and filed his mouthe with his sex. “Choromatsue used his inner mind langugage to scream “ DADDY POUNED MY SEX!” “WOAH YOU GUYS NEED TO CHILL OUT” Elliot yelled. Meanwhile, Levi, who had finished his cummies earlier and was very satisfied with his day, trudged over to Elliot. He stepped over Jean, ignoring the blood soaking his white vans (that his good daddy had given him yesterday. Damn Daddy.). “Stop it!” he cried, tears staining his red cheeks (stained with dried blood i think). “How can you say that to us? This is a good day and we deserve better than people like you trying to kinkshame us for who we are!” He tried to get up in Elliot’s face, but he was only four (five) years old and was very short. “My daddy always taught me to love my cummiesw and self, and people who live with me! This is movie star planet and we need to treat it right by nourishing the soil with our white spunk and tears of blood!” Elliot looked at his offender, readying his reply…. Chapter End Notes Do you think we should continue this? Our beta readers said this was amazing so we are considering it! Plus, we worked really hard on this and we spent about 2 hours on it. The rest of the fandoms will be included in later chapters. ***** Chapter 2 ***** Chapter Summary what shall elliot say? time to find out! Chapter Notes hey guys!! it's been a few days, but the new chapter is finally ready!! hope you enjoy! See the end of the chapter for more notes People were dying and roseworkshatter is a rat. “What's going on?” Nyaruto asked, sounding concerned. Everywhere he looked, there was chaos and destruction. The buildings were falling and people were getting crushed left and right. “Nyaruto!” A voice shouted from the distance, catching Nyaruto’s attention. It was Hinata. She was dashing towards him with amazing speed, her face marred with dried blood. Nyaruto was horrified @ the blood. He dashed towards her hurriedly quickly. “Hinata, what happened to you?!” Nyaruto “screamed. “The bloods not mine” Naruto went still, his blue eyes wide as he watched his comrade. Just what had he miss ed?! Hinata pulled naruto’s hand close. He swallowed hard and glanced down at their held hands then met her eyes again, wondering what was going on in her mind. “Naruto,” Hinata whispered, “Your dick game weak.” “It be yo own nibbas” Besides, he thought, that's not what Sasuke thinks. Then suddenly, Choromatsu from Gay Boys High appeared! “Move I'm gay❤️❤️” Naruto jumped back with his chakra on his feet, looking on in confusion because he still had no clue what was going on. Suddenly, Jean was behind Naruto, yelling about how he shouldn’t touch Jean’s man. The boy had lived. “Who the hell are you?!” Cried Kyle Broflovski from South Park who had no idea where he was. “Get off my land hobknocker” Saduke screamed Naruto’s eyes darted away from the 4th grader and his new companions, Jean and Choroko, instead focusing on the familiar appearance of his friend, Sasauoke. “Stay away from me hoe I’m with daddy token now,” Sakseu yelled.just then cart man stabs Kyle, “then perish” Kenny looked aghast as he charged after Carter, his eyes murderous. Kenny killed Cartma and brought Kyle back to life, his wounds gone. sasuke whips out his dick. Which is 69 feet long & 2 inches wide. Naruto could feel himself start to drool a little at the sight but he had to control himself and figure out who the hell this token guy was and why sasugay was with him. Then Sig frm puyo puyo appeared abd beat the shit outta saskue, yelling “you’re nasty im reporting you on movie star planet.” ”report me bitch I'll fuck your mom” “Sausuke, you can't do that!” “That hoe is right,” a voice from the shadows said; it was Token!f Sasukie attacks sig with his abnormal yard stick. Naruto didn't know what he should focus on in that moment, but he knew that he did not like who this token guy was and he was gonna say so.   “HOLD IT,” shouted yaoi hand from yona of the dawn; he had a yaoi hand and used it to jerk on sassssksuese’s yard stick “Why” naruto breathes out with a sigh in quick confusion. “Shit it, idiot,” skaue said, frowning, “Yaoi knows what he's talking about.” “SHUT UP YOU FUCKING FUCKS FUCKING HURRIEDLY QUICKLY SHUTTTING UP SHUT UP OH MY GOD 5 PEE PEE MAN” screamed bakugou, the one causing destruction to the leaf village! Five Pepe man ped onto naruto; quick confusion striking the crowd of quickly on lookers “The Hyuga clan is the most powerful in all of Konohagakure,” Hinata said, “I won't let you kids destroy my village.” “Destruction?! Of my village?” inquired Monokuma, “it’s more likely thank you think. Free murder checkup now!” “Of course it's likely if people are dying you fucktatd” bakugou said Naruto scowled, “You're the reason people are dying, asshole!” “Look,” Bakugou statrted, but before he coould finish, his worst enemy appeared - elliot! “I hate my life and I wish I could fuck Leo one more time” Elliot screamed as he was summoned. Naruto nodded in understanding, his eyes sad, “I feel the same way, though I'd rather… “ he glanced at sasfke. “Back off thay’s my hoe,” Token said, grabbing skse’s 4000 yards long dick. “PleSd stop ✋ I have ah- kids” saukie said. “Wha… what? With who!?” Naruto cried.   “With me u stupid hoe,” token said. “I'm not straight” Hinata saysied. “Eeh, I thought you had a crush on me, Hinata-chan!” I “BITCH it was a cover up” hinata said as she started making out with her girlfriend ino. Bakugou shot off Kenny’s leg and he dies and doesn't come back at all ever.   “OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY” shouted stan, his boyfriend yelling “YOU BASTARDS” right after. “So many people dying these days… what the hell’s wrong with the world?” Naruto cried. “Stop crying and come eat this divk” neji pulled down his cowboy hat “This village ain't big enough for all these fandoms,” Sig said, frowning, “and definitely not your dick, I mean Sasss has that covered.” “NONSENSE” screamed yahaba from haikyuu, successfully introducing another fandom into this mess. Elliot pulls out a glock and points at Levi. Perish. Will he pull the trigger? Find out next chapter! 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