Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/150244. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: Homestuck Relationship: Dave/Equius Character: Dave_Strider, Equius_Zahhak Additional Tags: Pesterlog, Dom/sub, Power_Play Collections: Claimed_Fills Stats: Published: 2011-01-09 Words: 1134 ****** Kneel ****** by Vector Summary Written for_the_Homestuck_kink_meme, following this_sequence_of_logs. -- centaursTesticle [CT] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] -- CT: D --> Do you have a moment TG: no TG: wait TG: yes apparently TG: a future me just showed up TG: he says hes taking over here TG: is this important TG: it sounds like it took a while and im not sure why id set up a time loop just to talk to a troll creep CT: D --> Is that what happened CT: D --> I had wondered, when I was 100king through your timeline CT: D --> I am not sure I would say it is important e%actly TG: then what CT: D --> I merely wanted to talk to you a bit more CT: D --> About your power TG: what power CT: D --> You possess the sword of legend now CT: D --> That means you are the "king", correct TG: sure yeah TG: lord of all I survey and shit TG: because I knocked a crappy ass sword out of a rock CT: D --> I sense that you are perhaps less than sincere about this TG: good sensing there man TG: its just a crappy sword cmon TG: I had a better one already anyway even if it was kinda cheating CT: D --> But it is a symbol CT: D --> Of your progress in your quest CT: D --> Of your Knighthood and your capabilities as well as your authority TG: man ive always been capable and authoritative CT: D --> Yes CT: D --> Good CT: D --> Statements like that are why I am speaking with you TG: youre pretty weird dude TG: anyway point is i really don't think anyones going to listen to me cause ive got this hunk of metal CT: D --> I could TG: what CT: D --> What I mean is CT: D --> I am willing to take it as a symbol of your superiority TG: youve really got your weird space boxers in a twist over this social class thing TG: what is it theyve just rode up so high into your crotch that youre all worked up and squirming in your seat at a chance to crawl on the ground and lick my boots CT: D --> That is completely depraved CT: D --> For someone such as me to humiliate myself in such a fashion CT: D --> The very thought arouses CT: D --> Dangerous feelings TG: haha WOW dude TG: im not sure that come on could have been less subtle if you tried CT: D --> Should I have been trying to be subtle TG: well yeah TG: i mean no TG: i mean fuck TG: you for real get all hot and bothered over being ordered around huh CT: D --> You could put it like that I suppose CT: D --> I have certainly already begun to perspire at the intimacy of having such a conversation with a redb100ded human CT: D --> But your arrogant and dismissive attitude CT: D --> Combined with your ability to treat me solely as a vessel for your entertainment CT: D --> Is something I confess I find perversely appealing TG: thats TG: pretty creepy TG: and also kind of weirdly hot actually TG: but dont tell anyone i said that TG: thats an order i guess CT: D --> Ah CT: D --> Certainly TG: hang on i need to get somewhere safe if were going to have this conversation CT: D --> Right CT: D --> There are dangerous enemies about you, but it appears that as with many such f001ish lower creatures, they do not know how to open doors TG: right TG: doorknobs TG: one of the deepest fucking tests of higher intelligence there is right there TG: wait can you see me right now CT: D --> No CT: D --> I mean, not anymore CT: D --> The room you just entered is too small for the viewscreen TG: what so your weird voyeuristic trolling program cant even zoom in CT: D --> It might be able to CT: D --> But I don't CT: D --> Feel it would be appropriate to ask someone right now TG: you sure about that TG: im sure all your troll friends already know about your fetishes youre not exactly subtle dude TG: and right now youre missing out TG: you could zoom in close and get a real good look at my dick TG: thats what you want right CT: D --> What CT: D --> Are you saying TG: im saying that ive got my pants open and my cock out and you could be getting a real eyeful CT: D --> That is vulgar in the e%treme CT: D --> And I believe CT: D --> You are likely to be deceiving me again TG: maybe maybe not TG: see this is real power dude TG: you dont show all your cards TG: see if you told me you were kneeling on the floor with your dick in your hand id know you were telling the truth TG: ive talked to you for like ten minutes and I can tell that CT: D --> Do CT: D --> Do you want me to be TG: fuck TG: man you really just straightup said that didnt you TG: do trolls even have dicks CT: D --> We CT: D --> Have something of the sort, yes CT: D --> Although I would certainly not stoop to use such 100d terminology TG: whatever TG: fine get on the floor TG: get your hands on your strapping bone bulge or whatever right now TG: have you done it CT: D --> Yes CT: D --> I am kneeling on the f100r as you order TG: goddamn TG: bet you wish you could be here TG: kneeling before me for real and sucking my dick while you jerk yourself of like the perverted weirdo you are CT: D --> I am not sure CT: D --> That would be safe TG: what CT: D --> My unusual STRENGTH is sometimes dangerous CT: D --> Although I would of course do as you ordered TG: right i forgot youre the freaky hulk troll TG: thatd be pretty good too though TG: all that bulging muscle or whatever down on the floor and just wishing you could touch me TG: though i guess you can do that right now TG: so get to wishing CT: D --> Very good CT: D --> I am TG: good TG: keep doing that for a minute TG: shit TG: what am i doing TG: this is weird shit to get off on TG: you know that right CT: D --> I know CT: D --> I need a towel CT: D --> No, I think CT: D --> I need several towels TG: dammit TG: okay in a few minutes im going to go hop back in time TG: and we will never speak of this again TG: unless I tell you to TG: 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