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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, No_Archive
      Warnings_Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
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  Fandom:
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  Relationship:
      Lucius_Malfoy/Gregory_Goyle, Lucius_Malfoy/Vincent_Crabbe, Lucius_Malfoy/
      Severus_Snape, Lucius_Malfoy/Alastor_Moody
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      Lucius_Malfoy, Vincent_Crabbe, Harry_Potter, Gregory_Goyle, Mad-Eye
      Moody, Hillary_Clinton, Bill_Clinton, Rubeus_Hagrid
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      Sex, Gay_Sex, poop_fetish, Sincerely_Kendra, Scat, Snape_using_eBay,
      Goyle_crying, Lucius_Malfoy_being_a_perv, Harry_is_a_huge_idiot
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      Published: 2016-09-28 Updated: 2016-10-05 Chapters: 5/? Words: 7044
****** Just A Little Favor ******
by BatBrainss, LadyXanax
Summary
     Lucius Malfoy has plans for Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle. Lots of
     non-con sex. Snape and Mad-Eye Moody appear a little bit. Harry is an
     asshole, so if you'll get offended at my ridiculing of him then gtfo.
Notes
     Hey y'all. Got some more hot slash for y'all to read. Y'all should
     like it, it's got y'all your favorite characters from Harry Potter.
     Enjoy.
See the end of the work for more notes
***** Chapter 1 *****
It was nighttime in Hogwarts, and Crabbe and Goyle needed to pee. They were
tiptoeing through the cold hallways, their tootsies freezing up from the sheer
lack of warmth from the stone floor.
"It's cold," Crabbe whispered, his breath becoming cold clouds in the air.
"Where's the bathroom?"
"We'll find it," Goyle whispered as he held Crabbe close. "I...I promise."
Crabbe squeaked, his eyes squinting up into nothingness on his face as he tried
his best to control his bladder. Goyle gulped as he pointed his illuminated
wand at what he thought was the bathroom, only to see it was a painting. A
painting of Lucius Malfoy.
"Where are you boys going?" Lucius Malfoy's painting purred, his hair blowing
in the breeze. Breeze, you may ask? It was a painting of Lucius on a ship, the
trade winds blustering his blonde locks. He was supposed to be a pirate,
because there was a parrot on his shoulder. Which had Dumbledore's head, but
that is unimportant.
"We're, uh.." Goyle gulped. "We're looking for the lavatories."
"Ha ha!" Lucius chuckled, pointing down the hall with his hook hand. "Down
there. Happy pissing, brats."
"We're not brats!" Crabbe screamed, his shrill voice filling up the stone
hallways. His voice continued to echo through the castle, jostling all the
professors in their slumbers. Somewhere, Mad-Eye Moody farted in his sleep.
Lucius Malfoy the Pirate chuckled as he disappeared into his ship, off to pee
in his own pee bucket. Goyle rolled his eyes and led Crabbe towards the
lavatories. "C'mon, let's go."
Soon they had made it to the bathrooms. Goyle let go of Crabbe, and Crabbe
walked into the bathroom.
"I'll go first," he said nervously.
"Yeh," Goyle said. "Go on."
Crabbe gulped and tiptoed into the bathroom, Goyle eyeing the boy's ass. It was
big and shapeless, just how Goyle liked them. But he tried to shake the
horrible thoughts from his peanut-shaped head. He couldn't be attracted to
Crabbe! He had sold his heart and soul to Malfoy (Draco Malfoy). He couldn't
find more room in his tiny heart for another man, let alone Crabbe, who was a
big man.
Goyle sighed, rubbing sweat from his low forehead. As he waited for his friend
to come out of the bathroom, everything suddenly spun around and faded to
black.
 
"Where am I?" Goyle said, looking around confusedly. He saw Crabbe lying next
to him, also looking around confusedly.
"You are in my pleasure room, boy," Lucius Malfoy's voice came booming from
above them. Goyle and Crabbe looked up, terrified, and saw Lucius Malfoy in the
flesh, standing over them wearing black leather corsets and bondage. It was
only when the boys noticed this that they noticed that they themselves too were
tied up in leather bondage. Even worse, Crabbe was wearing a novelty thong that
was made to look like an elephant.
"Mr. Malfoy!" Crabbe yelled. "Why are you doing this to us??!"
"Oh, it's just a small favor." Lucius grinned. "You failed to protect my son
last night from Potter and his friends! So, I need you to do something for
me..."
"WHAT?!" both boys screamed, ears flexing and turning red.
Lucius Malfoy whipped them with his leather flogs. "Be my sex slaves of course!
You stupid swine!"
And with that, Lucius Malfoy told Crabbe to get on his hands and knees and
pretend to be a horse. This required Crabbe to not only let Lucius Malfoy ride
on his back and make cowboy noises, but to also making convincing neighing
sounds.
"Oh come on, boy!" Lucius yelled, hitting Crabbe with his flog. "Neigh! Neigh
like a real horse!"
"Neigh!" Crabbe said, having forgotten what a horse sounded like.
"Tragic!" Lucius kicked Crabbe in the teeth and proceeded to trample him. "Fuck
you, boy! Goyle! You're next!"
Goyle crept over, crying. Lucius forced the boy to lick his own asshole.
"Yes, lick it!" Lucius breathed as he played with his own chicken.
"Nooooo!!!" Goyle screamed as he continued to lick his own butthole, poop
remnants and all.
"Oh yes..." Lucius licked his lips and kissed Goyle right on the shit-encrusted
lips. Goyle cried harder and then fell over, twitching and spasming due to the
highly traumatic events currently encapsulating his being.
Crabbe watched on, terrified. Lucius grabbed the boy and pulled at his hair,
which is impossible because Crabbe has very little of it.
"Boy! Lick your friend's asshole, then lick mine!" Lucius yelled as he whipped
Goyle, who was still twitching.
"No!!!!" Crabbe screamed. "I'd rather die!"
"Then DIE!" Lucius took out his wand. "Avada Kedavra!"
Crabbe fell over, dead. Goyle watched.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" he screamed, tears streaking down his tear-streaked face as he
continued to twitch, this time even faster. "CRABBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEE!!!!!"
"Silence, boy!" Lucius Malfoy proceeded to sit his great ass down on Goyle's
twitching face, looking around expectantly as Goyle inadvertently licked it up
because his tongue was twitching, too.
"Ah yes!" Lucius screamed. "Good! Eat my asshole!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Goyle screamed, but licked it anyways.
Suddenly, the door slammed open. Lucius and Goyle both looked to see who it
was. It was Mad-Eye Moody.
"What's all this noise in here eh???" Mad-Eye barked, his magic eye rolling
about and detecting the fornication in the room. "Oh, you making love?"
"Leave us, Mad-Eye!" Lucius barked. "This is my love nest, and mine only!"
Goyle, sensing a good opportunity to send shit flying, bit down on Lucius's
asshole meat.
"AAHAHHHHHHH!!!!" Lucius went flying into the air, and Goyle for a moment was
free. As he grinned and relished his freedom, he didn't realize gravity would
get the better of Lucius.
"...!!!" Goyle's eyes widened. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
And down came Lucius's ass again, pressing Goyle's face into the carpet. Lucius
rubbed his cheeks on Goyle's face, and Goyle made blubbering noises.
Mad-Eye grinned at all this. "Mm, hot! I want some!"
"No!" Lucius yelled. "This is my love nest, and mine--"
Too late, Mad-Eye dropped his drawers and sat on Lucius Malfoy's face. Malfoy
spluttered annoyingly, but it was already happening. He was inadvertently
eating Mad-Eye's asshole.
"Harder! Harder!" Mad-Eye yelled angrily, pooting into Lucius Malfoy's mouth.
"GBRBRBRBRBR!!!" Lucius Malfoy grunted, but did it anyway.
And the ass-eating sandwich went on. Goyle choked on Lucius's diarrhea (it came
to that point) and Lucius gargled Mad-Eye's ass juice. All was rather well
until Harry Potter came in.
"Professor!" he yelped. "I need help with my homework!"
"Go away, Potter!" Mad-Eye yelled. "Potty Potter! Ha ha!"
Harry gasped and left the room, unsure of what his eyes had just witnessed. He
only just left the room for twenty seconds when another unwelcome visitor came
knocking--Severus Snape.
"What is all this ruckus?!" he yelled, wearing his black nightgown with a black
nightcap.
"Severus!" Mad-Eye yelled. "Come sit on my face, will ya'?!?!?"
Snape eyed the ass sandwich, detecting the high levels of e.coli infection
going on. "...Excuse me, I am only here to pick up my laptop. Lucius was
borrowing it."
Lucius Malfoy spat out Mad-Eye's asshole, causing the ex-auror to go flying
into the dresser and lying there like a hung-up jacket, unconscious. "Snape!!
Sit on my face!!"
But Snape was too busy on the computer, looking up things on Amazon.com.
Lucius growled and turned around, grabbing Goyle by the ears. "Goyle! Listen
here, brat! You will masturbate in front of me...and I will masturbate in front
of you..."
"No!" Goyle screamed, nose flaring and unflaring.
"Yes!" Lucius whipped his dick out and stuck it up Goyle's butt. Goyle screamed
as the older man thrusted in and out and in and out and in and out and in and
out and in and out and in and out and in and in and out and in and out and in
and out and in and out and in and out and in and out and in. And then out.
"AHHHHHH!!" Goyle moaned sensually and sexually, back arching up like a
rollercoaster.
"Ahhhhhhh..." Lucius moaned in turn, sexually and sensually. He threw back his
head, wig falling off and revealing his bald head. "Yes!! I'm going to come in
you, brat!"
"NOOOO!!!" Goyle screamed.
"YEAHHHHH!!!"
Lucius Malfoy ejaculated hard in Goyle's ass, his milky seed dripping out from
the boy's wide asshole. He sighed and pulled out, and Goyle's asshole puckered
up.
"Yeah..." Lucius Malfoy came a little more, his body in such a state of
euphoria he couldn't help but let out a little flatulence. "Uh....Goyle...you
brat..."
Goyle cried a lot as he, too, farted. Some cum came out, and Lucius coughed.
"That was good....." Lucius purred, stroking Goyle's pudgy face. "That was
really good. Let's do it again sometime...brat."
And Lucius disappeared in a cloud of black smoke. Goyle sobbed and scratched
his ear, in a shock.
***** Homework *****
Chapter by BatBrainss
Chapter Summary
     Snape wants some of Goyle's body, so he does some homework with him.
     Goyle has no idea what Snape really wants from him...
     Harry Potter is an idiot so if you like him dont complain to me about
     it. Just gtfo.
Chapter Notes
     Hey y'all. Another chapter is up. Tell me what you think in the
     comments and subscribe. Thanks. Love y'all. Hope you enjoy it.
     *winks*
See the end of the chapter for more notes
Goyle was in his room crying. He was suffering major episodes of PTSD due to
the traumatizing events of last night. That being getting raped by Lucius
Malfoy and Mad-Eye Moody, and then watching his best friend Crabbe get killed.
"Crabbe....why???...." Goyle sobbed into his pillow, which was soggy from all
his tears. He had been crying all night. But he had homework to do, so he got
up and began doing his homework at his desk.
But then his door knocked. "What is it?" Goyle said, getting up and opening it.
Standing there was Severus Snape, only wearing a silk robe.
"Goyle!" he yelled. "You haven't turned in your homework..."
"I'm doing it right now?!" Goyle yelled, pointing at his desk. There was his
homework, still currently untouched. A half-eaten granola bar sparked Goyle's
interest and he dove towards it and began eating it in front of Severus Snape.
Snape frowned. "We have to do your homework in my office. You're late to
submitting it. Come!"
Goyle was dragged down the hallway into Snape's office, granola hanging out of
his mouth. Once they got to Snape's office, Snape threw Goyle against the wall
and slammed the door shut.
"Ow!!!!" Goyle yelled. "What are you doing?!?!?!"
"Homework," sneered Snape as he pulled off his robe, revealing his pudgy naked
body. The only spot on his body that had hair was, inexplicably, his belly
button. Everywhere else was bare.
"AAAAH!!!!" Goyle screamed as he tried to escape from the room, but failed.
Snape grabbed him and threw him against the wall again, Goyle slipping off and
leaving a damp skid mark.
"Now!" Snape took out his wand and pointed it at Goyle. "Reveal...your
secrets..."
And Goyle's clothing instantly disappeared in a puff of pink smoke. Goyle was
nude, and somehow he had grown a thick coat of hair on his back overnight.
Wizard PTSD side effects most likely.
"Nice, boy!" Snape yelled, looking over Goyle's body. "You look like a
bear......"
"I am not a bear!!!" Goyle yelled as he tried to open the door again, to
escape. "Let me out!!!!! I'm tired of being a sex slave?!!!!!!"
Snape grabbed Goyle by the ears and began to thrust into the boy's penis, the
boy screaming in pleasure. Snape then realized he had to urinate, so he peed
all over Goyle's face. Goyle fell over, gargling on the pee of the head of
Slytherin house.
"Yes...." Snape sneered, watching Goyle gargle it. "Now swallow it!"
Goyle whimpered as Snape kicked Goyle in the dick. Goyle swallowed it and also
spat some out, specking Snape's face with his own Snape pee.
"!!!! Stupid boy!!!!" Snape smacked Goyle upside the head and turned around,
shoving his gigantic ass into Goyle's face. "Now eat my asshole, like you ate
Lucius's!!!!!!"
"!!" Goyle began eating it, because he didn't want to get peed on again. Snape
moaned sensually and sexually and erotically as he opened and closed his
asscheeks on Goyle's face, the bloodflow getting cut off there.
"Yes!!!" Snape roared as he came all over the carpet of his office, the milky
seed seeping in there and getting wasted. Snape, getting an idea, wheeled
around and faced Goyle, whose face was now a peculiar shade of brown.
"Boy..." He grabbed Goyle and flipped the boy upside down, and then took out
his wand. "Excretio!"
Goyle's ass began pouring out shit, churning out gallons of the man earth by
the second. Snape cackled and positioned his face underneath Goyle's
overflowing ass, then opened his mouth wide. The respective fluids of life
poured into the teacher's mouth, and he gargled it with pleasure.
"Mmmmmm..." Snape moaned as some diarrhea got into his eyes, coloring the
whites of them a delicate shade of chestnut. "...Oh yes....boy..."
"AAAHHHHH!!!" Goyle yelled, his ass getting a workout.
"That's enough!!!" Snape got up, struggling at first because of all the sludge
getting showered down his neck, then shimmied around Goyle and began
masturbating over the boy's shitting figure, lumps of fat on his body jiggling
uncomfortably.
"Yes!!~!!" Snape roared. "Keep pooping!!!!"
"I am popping!!!" Goyle screamed, crying. All this was reminding him of the
previous night, and he sobbed all the harder.
Snape bellowed as he ejaculated all over Goyle's shitting asshole, essentially
causing an enema to take place. Goyle's anus puckered up, then spewed out
triple the amounts of shit, and now, Snape's seed. The entire office became
covered in a thick layer of cum and shit, and Goyle and Snape were stuck in the
middle of it all, covered up in the magic themselves.
"Professor Snape!!!" Goyle wailed finally, after his ass stopped churning out
toxic sludge. "Why did you do this to me......"
Snape smirked as he kissed Goyle on the dirty dirty mouth. "Because I love you.
I love you forever...."
But then the door opened, and it was Harry.
"Professor!" Harry screamed. "I had a vision Voldemort destroyed the world!"
"Go away, Potter!" Snape snapped snapishly. "Potty Potter! Hahahahaha!!!"
Harry gasped and slammed the door shut, unsure what was becoming of Hogwarts
the once-respected school. Snape guffawed and looked Goyle in the eye.
"Gregory..." he whispered, dark eyes scintillating with the sparks of a lustful
relationship. "I...I have never felt the way I feel about you before...."
Goyle sobbed. "Sir!! I can't love you back! You raped me!"
"No I didn't!!" Snape roared, standing up, his big dick lolling about between
his pudgy cottage cheese thighs. "It was all you! You seduced me!"
"No!! You seduced me!" Goyle whined back, grabbing Snape's leg and hugging it
as he cried. "I just want it all to stop! It hurts! It hurts...!!!!"
"I know..." Snape purred, hugging Goyle back. "I am sorry I am a confused and
angry person....I will treat you well....."
Goyle cried hard and Snape stuck a finger up his anus. Goyle gasped, then began
moaning.
"Oh....Oh Professor Snape...." Goyle moaned sensually.
Snape leered and stuck his whole hand up there. Then, he proceeded to fist
Goyle.
"AAAHHHH!!!" Goyle moaned, arching his back. "PROFESSOR SNAPE!!!"
"Gregory Goyle!" Snape moaned back, the very sensation of his wrist getting
hugged by Goyle's elastic asshole pleasuring the pudgy older man.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH....." Goyle moaned, the brunette blushing uncontrollably.
"Ahahhhh...." Snape moaned back, the raven-haired older man cumming a little
bit. Some of the cum landed on Goyle's dick.
"AhhhhgAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
They both came on eachother. After they got over the afterglow, they embraced
eachother.
"Snape..." Goyle purred, now totally okay with getting sexually abused by his
teacher and forced to defecate all over the office. "...That was great..."
"It was..." Snape purred back. "Now...we need to sleep now. I have a class to
teach tomorrow, and you have homework."
Goyle smiled. "Didn't we already take care of that, Professor Snape?"
Snape blushed and held Goyle tightly. "Yes, Gregory...yes we did..."
But then the door slammed open and Dumbledore entered the room, naked.
"SEVERUS!!!" Dumbledore screamed. "HELP ME!!!"
But before Snape could help him, Dumbledore fell over, a knife in his back.
Goyle screamed and ran away, back to his room. Snape was left with a smelly old
carcass in his office, which already smelled pretty bad to begin with.
"Albus!" he yelled, picking up the old carcass. "Talk to me!"
"nnngh..." Albus moaned, not actually a carcass quite yet. "...Severus....you
must...you must...."
"What?!" Snape screamed, nose twitching.
"...You must..." Albus stuck his dying face near Snape's ear. "...you must come
on me....."
Snape's eyes bulged, and Albus Dumbledore died. Snape frowned, then began
stroking his chicken. In no time at all he was close, and he released his load
all over Dumbledore's dead face.
"I have respected your final wishes, sir..." Snape whispered to Dumbledore's
corpse. "Rest well......"
But then the whole school exploded.
Chapter End Notes
     I hope y'all liked that. It was a little harder to write but I think
     I did a good job. Epic stuff isgoing to happen. Hagrid will be in the
     next chapter and he will help Hogwarts get back to normal again.
     Please leave a comment and subscribe and bookmark. If you have any
     suggestions tell me. I like to listen to my fans so don't be scared.
     Love y'all. See ya' next time. *waves*
***** Hagrid's Dirty Mind *****
Chapter by BatBrainss
Chapter Summary
     Hagrid tries to bring balance to the Force but ends up getting
     interested in Gregory Goyle's body. Harry is still getting bashed so
     if you like him gfot.
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
Hagrid saw the school blow up and began freaking out.
"Blimey!" he roared, clothing falling off and revealing his less-than-desirable
frame. "That's a rogue Hogwarts! That's been tampered with that has!"
He rushed over to the school, becoming a large brown blur as he passed by the
burning fire and brimstone. When he finally entered the burning school, he
began looking for a fire extinguisher. You know, to put out the flames.
"Blimey!" he roared as he found one and began spritzing it on all the fire,
managing to extinguish a desk that was on fire. He was still surrounded by
fire, by the way, so this mattered quite little in his quest for school peace.
He bellowed like an idiot as he trampled through the burning hallways, burning
his tender soles on the burning tiles that were burning with the burn of
burning fire. Once he got to an area that wasn't quite on fire, he exhaled
deeply and let out some gas.
"Ahhhhh..."
This only caused more flames to erupt around him. A true fire fart had been put
into action by Hagrid himself.
"Blimey!"
He ran away and tried to extinguish more flames, but nothing happened. He
roared and threw up for no reason, but then he saw a beautiful figure emerging
from the flames. It was none other than Gregory Goyle, butt naked and covered
in all the good sauces--grime, piss, shit, everything.
"Goyle??" Hagrid shook his great head around, hairs flying about everywhere
because Hagrid, despite being a huge brute, didn't get quite enough protein.
"Blimey, Goyle! What're you doing 'ere?!"
"Hagrid!" Goyle cried, running into Hagrid's arms. "Snape raped me and I don't
know what to do!"
Hagrid eyed Goyle's flat rump, licking his lips. "...Say, you're a good lookin'
boy...wanna 'ave sex?"
Goyle's eyes grew to the size of mushroom caps. Regular portabella mushroom
caps. "!!! Hagrid!"
Hagrid smirked and unrolled his dick, his enormous hairy monster of a cock all
flaccid and rather unappealing. Goyle stared at it, bewildered.
"Hagrid!" Goyle cried. "I--I want to suck it!"
"Then suck it!" Hagrid yelped, and Goyle went right to it. The flames were
growing around them, ready to burn their vile carcasses to ashes. The two
newly-christened-as-lovers were banging right in the middle of it all.
"Ugh!!" Hagrid moaned as he got close. "Goyle! Oi'm gonna cum! Bl--BLIMEY!"
Goyle didn't care.
"BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY---!!!! Oh!"
Hagrid came everywhere, so much that it extinguished all the fire. Goyle
kneeled there like an idiot, covered in the shit so he looked a fair bit like a
cum snowman. A cumman.
Hagrid exhaled deeply and farted, a little more spunk and funk coming out and
whipping Goyle in the small eyes.
"..That was....that was amarzin'..."
"You're so sexy..." Goyle moaned as he grabbed Hagrid's beard and ripped it
off. Blood splattered everywhere.
"B--BLIMEY!!!" Hagrid grabbed at his patchy gobbler, which was now robbed of
his trademark beard. "Blimey, Goyle!!"
"Now everyone will know you're actually Robbie Coltrane!" Goyle roared. With
that, he proceeded to eat the beard.
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Hagrid screamed, but it was too late. Goyle swallowed it and
burped.
"Hahhh...." Goyle stuck his ass out and farted out the beard. It had passed
through his system that quickly (!!!).
Hagrid paced around in his spot, thinking of how to grow his beard. Just when
he had figured he would prepare himself a heart meal of dinosaur steak to
jumpstart his hair growth, Harry came staggering out of the library, on
fire!!!!
"Hagrid!!" Harry screamed. "Help!!!"
"Oh, go away you piece a' shite!" Hagrid said. "Potty Potter! Ha ha ha ha!"
Harry gasped and died right there, shocked that his good friend Hagrid didn't
help him. Hagrid, wanting to add insult to injury, guffawed and took a dump on
Harry's singed head. Half-giant turds dripped down Harry's dead face, and
Hagrid and Goyle laughed.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!" they both laughed, then began making out.
".....hghh...." Goyle moaned. "Oh, Rubeus...."
"Oh Greg'ry..." Hagrid moaned back.
The two lovers proceeded to fist and do mutual masturbation and cock worship
and all that good stuff. Luckily for us, the fire began rising all around them.
Hagrid's cum didn't quite put out all the fire.
"Mmm...Hagrid you're......YOU'RE ON FIRE!!!!" Goyle screamed, jumping away like
a fucking baby.
"HAAAAAAAAGAHAHAAH!!!" Hagrid roared as he tried to put out the fire that had
started on his ass. "BLIMEY!!! Aragog, help!!!!"
But Aragog was in the forest, eating flies. Hagrid continued to scream and
dropped down to the floor, rolling about like he was having some sort of alien
seizure.
"AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!"
Goyle watched, doing absolutely nothing to help the half-giant. Hagrid
eventually perished and lay there on the ground, looking like a shittily-
animated corpse from Half-Life 2.
"Hagrid, no!" Goyle screamed, a bit late. He knelt down and stroked the brute's
head, which was all blackened and crumbly.
"Hagrid!!!"
But the fire cared little about Goyle's lamentations. The fire did not wait for
anyone. It overtook Goyle, and the boy perished in the flames much like his
dead lover. All of Hogwarts perished right then and there.
But perhaps Goyle was still alive somewhere in that damn school. And perhaps
another chapter would be added to this vile tale of witchcraft and wizardry.
Chapter End Notes
     Wow. That took alot out of me. Mostly because I just killed Hagrid
     and Goyle. Well. I hope y'all liked it. Y'all should wait for the
     next chapter, where Lucius Malfoy makes a cumback and tries to date
     Goyle. Thank y'all for reading my fanfiction. I couldnt of done it
     without y'all support. Sincerely Kendra
***** Time For A Date *****
Chapter by BatBrainss
Chapter Summary
     Lucius is back to woo Goyle into his grasp. Hope y'all like this new
     sexy chapter. *squees* There's more Harry bashing so if you don't
     like him gfto.
Chapter Notes
     Hope y'all like it. This chapter was lots of fun. I guess. Well.
     Happy reading y'all.
See the end of the chapter for more notes
Goyle had suddenly apparated in a dark, mysterious room. He looked around
blearily, unused to existing as a living human being again (he had been dead
and gone for roughly five minutes, and to be suddenly thrust back into the
world of the living was rather odd).
"Hagrid?" he said nervously, fat vocal cords vibrating.
"Ha ha ha..."
"HAGRID?! IS THAT YOU!?!?!?!?!!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha....brat..."
Goyle recognized the mysterious, seductive, sexy, dark, intoxicating chuckling.
It was Lucius Malfoy, lurking in the dark, stalking his prey. Goyle gulped and
scratched his left buttcheek nervously.
"Where are you?!?!?!"
"Here, boy."
In an obvious ripoff from Batman Begins, Goyle wheeled around to see Lucius
staring at him upside down. The sexilicious blondie was hanging from the
ceiling, and no one was quite sure how.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Goyle screamed as he ran away, arms flying about in the
air. "YOU KILLED CRABBE!!!! I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO ENTER MY LINE OF SIGHT!!!"
"Brat...." Lucius chuckled as he flew (???) down from the ceiling, his stiletto
heels clicking on the floor. "You're such a brat, boy. Ha ha ha!!"
And suddenly, everything morphed again. Goyle spun about in a newly-formed
rainbow-hued cyclone, his hideous naked body whirling and twirling until
finally, he reached another destination...
WHUMP!
Goyle stared forwards stupidly, and then realized where he was. He was sitting
at a dinner table, wearing a tight tuxedo. The tightness was actually
unintentional.
"..."
He realized he was in a fancy-ass restaurant, known as Wiggenweld's Finest. It
must've been a big deal in the 30s and 40s, because there were numerous
autographed pictures hanging from the wall--all from gangsters, of gangster.
One picture was signed by Mickey Cohen. Not surprisingly, it was a photo of
Cohen's ass.
"Mr. Malfoy?" Goyle called out, wondering where his spurned lover was amongst
all these restaurant goers and tables. "Lucius??"
And there was Lucius Malfoy, strutting forwards in a red dress. He seductively
slid into the seat opposite Goyle and purred lovingly.
"Hello....Gregory," Lucius sexily hissed, eyes so slanty and sexy they were
nearly sealed shut.
"Why do you keep trying to seduce me?!?!?!" Goyle screamed, fat face going
purple. "I do not wish for you to court me! I am not your coquette! Now stop
before I box your ears!"
Lucius Malfoy seductively stuck a fork in his mouth, balancing it on his
molars. "Brat.....I offer you my love, and you wave it off. My love....is pure
passion. You would kick yourself for an eternity if you passed up my love..."
Goyle twisted his face into a hideous expression that somehow translated as
disgust, even though most would have been in turn disgusted by his expression
of disgust. As he looked disgusted, a waiter came by and plopped some food on
the table. One of the dishes was a vat of garlic mashed potatoes.
"Mm!" Lucius immediately tied a bib on his fat neck, his ravenous hunger taking
over. "My favorite! Garlic taters!"
He immediately grabbed the fork out of his mouth and dug into the taters, Goyle
watching snootily. Lucius burped and farted as he vacuumed up all the food from
the table, leaving none for Goyle.
"Oh, sorry, brat.." Lucius said as he realized Goyle was still empty-plated.
"How terribly rude of me--BUURRRRP"
Goyle's left eye twitched, his nose scrunching and his upper lip curling.
"Well now, that was a wonderful feast, brat," Lucius purred, getting sexy again
as he grabbed a napkin from across the table and sexily stuffed it in his
mouth. "...Now, would you like to take this up to the hotel room.....?"
"NOOOO!!!!" Goyle screamed, slamming his fat fists on the table, the sheer
force of his screaming blowing Lucius all the way to the other side of the
room. "I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!! YOU CANKERBLOSSOM!"
Lucius Malfoy got mad. "Well, then, brat...I will have to force you!!!!!"
He snapped his fingers, and Goyle went spinning into oblivion yet again.
 
"..."
Goyle woke up in what was presumably their hotel room. He was lying on their
bed, which was covered in rose petals. The petals must've been there for a bit,
because they were beginning to oxidize and curl up.
"...Mr. Malfoy??"
"BRAAAAAAAAT!!!!"
Lucius Malfoy came flying from the hallway outside and through the wall,
leaving Lucius Malfoy-shaped holes all over the room. He lunged for Goyle and
immediately stuck his dick into the boy. Note they were both butt naked.
"AAAHHH!!! UHHHH!!!" Goyle moaned sexually and sensually, eyes rolling up.
"UHHHHHH....LUCIUS....."
"Brat..." Lucius hissed sexily, his wig falling off yet again and revealing his
slick bald head. "...Ah, wait...I have an idea....."
He pulled his dick out of Goyle, whose asshole puckered and spat out a
moonrock, and then proceeded to lower his head down to Goyle's asscrack. Then,
Lucius grabbed a bottle of lube potion and swabbed it all over his yellow,
patchy head.
"Brat...." Lucius hummed as he grabbed Goyle's buttcheeks and pulled them open,
proceeding to Anal Gape©. Goyle's asshole was seriously a mess--not only did it
stink, but there were scabs all over it. After Lucius peeked in a little more,
he swore he saw a stapler somewhere up there.
"...Hmm."
Lucius wondered whether or not he wanted to shove his head into something so
dark and horrendous. But when Goyle farted right in his face, Lucius made up
his mind.
"BRAT!!!"
He shoved his slick bald head up Goyle's bottom, Goyle screaming and moaning
sexually and sensually and erotically and sexily and all that good stuff that
you put into tags when uploading fanfiction on AO3. Lucius yipped inside the
boy's ass, his voice muffled and echoing.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!" Goyle moaned. "Lucius......"
"b r a t !" Lucius yipped, his voice barely audible.
After Lucius finished spelunking, he pulled his head out, Goyle's ass
momentarily looking unrealistically stretched and all that. Finally, it
contorted back to its regular shape and Goyle moaned and groaned sensually.
"Uhhghhh....Lucius..." he moaned. "I think I'm in love with you......?"
"As am I, dear brat," Lucius moaned back as he kissed Goyle, poop remnants
stuck on his lips getting swapped. "....Now...you must pleasure me....?"
"WHAT??!?!?!?!" Goyle screamed. "NO!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to?????!!!!!!"
"YOU MUST!!" Lucius moaned, turning around and revealing his huge, flat ass. He
stuck the monstrosity in Goyle's face and shook it around, saggy asscheeks
swaying unappetizingly.
Goyle scrunched up his hideous face, not wanting to put his head up there.
However, by contrast Lucius Malfoy's asshole wasn't all that filthy. However,
it stunk of cheese.
"..."
"PUT YOUR HEAD IN MY BUTT, BOY!!" Lucius Malfoy screamed, bald head shaking
about erratically.
Goyle made up his mind and decided he would shove his head up there. After all,
it was only fair.
"...!! AHH! BOY!! YOU DIDN'T USE LUBE!!" Lucius Malfoy roared, eyes bulging in
their sockets.
"m r . m a l f o y !" Goyle yipped, his voice now all echoey and muffled.
"AHHH...uhhhh!!!....AhhahUUHHHHH~!!!!!!" Lucius groaned, asscheeks getting a
work out. ".....AHHHH!! Boy!!!! DON'T BITE ME!!!"
But Goyle was biting his ass meat, and this wasn't good. Lucius screamed as
Goyle finally pulled his head out, a turd hanging out of his mouth.
"BOY!!!!!" Lucius screamed, wheeling around and, yes, farting. "WHY ARE YOU
EATING MY P00P??!!??!"
"I'm hungry!!" Goyle wailed, as Lucius remembered that he had eaten all the
garlic mashed potatoes previously.
"...That's very rude of you, boy!" Lucius smacked the turd out of Goyle's
mouth, the boy coughing melancholically. "NOW! EAT MY ASSHOLE!!!!"
He flipped over again, exposing his cheesy asshole. Goyle eyed it, and then
decided to quite literally eat it.
"....!!! NO!!!!! GREGORY!!!!! STOP!!!!!"
Goyle obediently stopped, and Lucius again swiveled about, farting right in the
camera. The lenses fogged up.
"BOY!!!!! STOP!!! I MEANT YOU TO EAT MY ASSHOLE FIGURATIVELY!"
Goyle frowned and began crying.
"...NO...BRAT! STOP CRYING!!!"
But then Lucius began crying, too. Sex was so depressing and heartbreaking, and
downright emotional.
"Boy...I have been a cold, horrible man..." Lucius purred as he held Goyle, who
was outright having an emotional breakdown.
"Ahhhhghhghh!!!" Goyle bawled, squeezing Lucius and making the older blonde
man...fart.
"Boy....." Lucius cried, squeezing Goyle even harder and causing the boy to
shit out a good pile of turds right on their love bed. "....Do not worry. I
will keep you safe and happy...I love you....you and only you....that's why I
killed Crabbe!"
Goyle looked up, tears all over his pudgy face.
"That's why you killed Vincent?!?!?!?!?!"
"Yes!" Lucius bawled in turn. "I love you, and I didn't want to get distracted
by the other one! You both look so alike, I couldn't--!!"
"NO!!!!!!!!!" Goyle screamed as he suckerpunched Lucius and tumblerolled off
the bed, then stopped at the door to pose sexily on the floor like a ninja.
"NOOOOO!!! YOU MONSTER!!!!! YOU KILLED CRABBE!!! YOU ALSO THINK WE LOOK ALIKE,
WHICH IS WRONG!!!! WE ARE BOTH UNIQUE BEAUTIES..."
"Boy!" Lucius roared, crying. "I didn't know!! I was confused! I am a man in
love! A man under the influence!"
Goyle frowned angrily and sped down the hotel hallway, angry and sick and tired
of Lucius Malfoy's shit. Lucius Malfoy followed after, naked feet slapping on
the hallway as he chased after his lover.
"GREGORY!!" he yelped. "Please do not be angry with me! I----!! I'll kill
myself!"
Goyle did not turn around or say no. In fact, he shouted, "GO AHEAD!!!!"
Lucius screeched to a stop and scowled. Goyle waddled up to the nearest
elevator, hopped in, and left.
"........NOOOOOOO!!!" Lucius screamed. "I WILL NOT KILL MYSELF! I will hunt you
down, brat....."
And with that, Lucius Malfoy sped down via the stairs, to catch Goyle. His
asscheeks wobbled unappetizingly.
Chapter End Notes
     I love this chapter. Everything I wanted to happen happens. Well I
     hope y'all liked it. If you have any comments or sugestions leave a
     comment. I love talking to my fans. Please comment and subcribe. Stay
     tuned for the next chapter where Mad Eye tries to date Lucius Malfoy
     even though Lucius Malfoy wants Goyle. I might bring back Crabbe.
     *squee* Well see y'all later. *waves cutely*
***** Goyle Goes To The White House *****
Chapter by BatBrainss
Chapter Summary
     Goyle visits the White House, hoping President Hilary Clinton can
     help him. More Harry bashing, so don't like him? G. F. O. T.
Chapter Notes
     Hey y'all, I got some cool suggestions for some Hillary Clinton and
     Billl Clinton smut. I hope y'all like this new chapter to Just A
     Small Favor. Dont worry Goyle is still init. And Harry will be bashed
     some more lol. I just can't get enough of bashing him. Well, hope
     y'all like it. Enjoy.
See the end of the chapter for more notes
So meanwhile Goyle woke up in the middle of nowhere. He blinked, and then
frowned.
"...Lucius......"
He waited until the void became a little more comprehensible. Soon enough, he
found himself outside the White House itself.
"......Unh....."
He walked towards the doors to the grand house, still ass naked. When he opened
the door, he saw Hillary Clinton sitting in the oval office.
"President Clinton!" he yelped. "It's really you!"
"What do you want, boy?!" Hillary yelled, angry. "How did you get in here?!"
"I don't know!" Goyle screeched, crying as he flung himself into Hillary's
arms. "I don't know!! Save me!! Lucius Malfoy is using me as a sex slave!!!"
"Guards!!!" Hillary coughed. "Arrest this maniac!"
A bunch of SWAT officers appeared, guns all pointed at Goyle's peanut head. He
looked around blearily, then had an idea.
"...Don't kill me..."
He stuck his flat ass out as far as it could go, trying to look curvy.
"...Fuck me instead!"
All the SWAT officers exchanged glances, tempted. Hillary licked her chops and
rubbed her hands together.
"...Guards!" she shrieked. "Let's fuck him!"
And in no time at all, a full blown orgy had shaken the White House. There was
Hillary, dipping her head into Goyle's ass, and all the SWAT officers were
somehow skullfucking Goyle. Goyle looked like a piece of skin at this point,
somehow.
"AAGHhhhhh....unhhhHHHH!!!" Goyle moaned sexually and sensually, his flat ass
getting all contorted and distorted from Hillary's head. "Yeah!!! Delete me,
Hillary!!!"
Hillary ripped her head out of Goyle's ass and Goyle let out a toot, satisfied.
But he wanted more. More more more.
"FUCK ME MORE!" Goyle roared.
Hillary clasped her hands together and lifted a leg to let out a fart of her
own. As that happened, a SWAT officer threw a shoe past her head. She didn't
notice, though.
"Oh yes!!!" she hacked. "I will fuck you some more, boy!!!"
But then, there was a cloud of purple smoke. Everybody doubled down and began
coughing, including Goyle. In the midst of the purple smoke was a sexy
silhouette, with a long, billowing wig.
"BRAT!" Lucius Malfoy screamed as he lowered himself from the cloud of purple,
revealing his BDSM-bondage-corset-dominatrix clad body. "Why did you leave me,
boy?! After all I have done for you!"
"LUCIUS!" Goyle screamed. "Join in! Hillary's amazing!"
Lucius's face twitched uncomfortably. He looked at Hillary, who was still
clasping her hands together in glee.
"...You like HER?!" Lucius pointed at the president, who hid behind her desk in
fear. "This mangy old hag?! Goyle! I am disappointed! I thought...I thought you
loved me..."
Lucius began to cry, pearly tears dripping down his lumpy face and getting
stuck in the cleft of his chin. Goyle blinked tears back. It was so sad to
watch Lucius Malfoy cry.
"...No, Lucius, I didn't mean to replace you!" Goyle whimpered as he got up
from the ground and stroked Lucius's buttchin lovingly. "You will never be
replaced! But...Hillary's so good at putting her head up my buttpussy."
Lucius gasped tragically. "GREGORY!!! You disgust me!!!"
With that Lucius wheeled around and ripped the office door open, to exit the
'House. However, right at the door was First Lady Bill Clinton.
"!!!" Lucius's eyes grew. Damn, Bill Clinton was hot. Maybe hotter than Goyle.
"What're you--?!" Bill suddenly shut up and smirked. "Hey...what's your name,
sexy?"
Lucius smirked back. "Lucius Malfoy, at your service..." He pulled out a whip.
Bill's eyes grew even larger, and a banana appeared in his pants.
"WOW!!!" Bill immediately ripped off his clothes and got on the floor, sticking
his ass in the air, waiting for a real ass whippin'. Lucius smirked wryly and
snapped his whip in the air, ready to give Bill a serious spanking.
"Heheh..."
"LUCIUS!!" Goyle screamed, Hillary's head stuck up his ass. "WHAT'RE YOU
DOING?!?!?! YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!!!!"
"You cheated on me first, brat!" Lucius screamed as he whipped Bill's butt,
Bill screaming in pleasure. "Now watch as I make love to Bill Clinton right in
front of you!"
Goyle began sobbing hard as Lucius buttfucked Bill Clinton, Bill moaning and
groaning and bemoaning sexually and sensually and downright erotically. Then
Lucius and Bill began making out, in not the most appetizing way. There was a
lot of gross lipsmacking and caveman-esque grunting sounds.
"NOOOOOO!!!" Goyle screamed. "LUCIUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
Hillary, who had been missing all this action because her head was up Goyle's
ass, ripped it out and made a pop sound. She stared at her husband, who was
making out with Goyle's boyfriend Lucius Malfoy.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Hillary screamed. "BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"
Goyle and Hillary's screaming did nothing to stop Bill and Lucius, who were
beginning to anally finger eachother. Bill stuck his unclipped-fingernailed
finger up Lucius's ass, wiggled it about, then pulled it out. The entire finger
was covered in shit.
"Mmm..." Bill stuck it in his mouth and thoroughly licked the brown gold off,
much to Lucius's excitement.
"Oh Bill!" Lucius moaned. "Gimme some!"
Bill doubledipped and brought his finger out again, now coated in a fresh layer
of Lucius manure. He stuck the finger into Lucius's mouth, and Lucius moaned
sexually and sensually.
"UHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHhhhhhHHGHHH...?!"
"GOYLE!" Lucius screamed suddenly, when he was done eating. "JOIN ME AND BILL!
LET'S ALL FUCK!"
Goyle shook his head, crying. Lucius stared in shock and turned to Hillary, who
was also crying.
"BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" she screamed. "WHY??!??!???????!!!!!!!"
Bill did not answer, all he did was burp. All the shit he was eating was
starting to give him heartburn. He pulled out some TUMS and chewed the tablet
nervously.
"!!" Lucius eyed the TUMS. "Bill! Stick some up my ass, then eat it from my
asshole!"
Bill obeyed, sticking a couple tablets of TUMS up Lucius's beautiful hole.
Then, he opened his mouth and held his face there a couple of inches away from
Lucius's rump.
"..."
TOOT!
A TUMS exited Lucius's asshole at high velocity, shooting into the back of
Bill's mouth hard. Bill choked and coughed as he tried to chew the TUMS.
"Uh! Another one's coming!" Lucius announced.
TOOT!
Bill wasn't ready, so the TUMS smacked him in the eye, leaving him all blue and
bruised there. He wailed and cradled the side of his face as the TUMS fell to
the floor, wasted. And useless.
"Bill!" Lucius screamed, grinning madly. "I hope you're ready for another!"
Bill shook his head weakly.
TOOT!
This one smacked Bill right upside the head. Bill went spinning in the air and
fell on his face, dying. The TUMS landed on the floor, but got accidentally
pushed under the desk by Hillary's big left foot.
"BILL!!!" Hillary screamed as she knelt down to Bill's side, Bill slowly
becoming a carcass. "Don't die!!! Not yet!"
Lucius gave Bill and Hillary a side glance, suspicious. He gritted his teeth as
he popped out another TUMS.
TOOT!
This one hit Hillary in the nose. Hillary went flying backwards and hit the
wall, accidentally knocking her head against an exposed nail in the wall. She
slid down the wall, bleeding everywhere.
"Hillary...." Bill whispered, barely alive. "No......"
"Bill!" Lucius screamed. "I am disappointed in you! Why aren't you eating my
TUMS?!"
Bill couldn't reply, because he had just slipped into death's warm embrace.
Lucius, unmoved by such displays of human mortality, rolled his eyes and turned
to Goyle, who was crying in the corner.
"GOYLE!" Lucius screamed. "Come here, brat! You must eat TUMS from my asshole!"
"No!!!!!!" Goyle screamed, bawing hard.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"YES!" Lucius sneered evilly as he shoved his butt in Goyle's direction, then
let loose.
TOOT!
A pink TUMS shot out from his rear, and knocked Goyle on the noggin. Goyle sunk
down to the floor, unconscious. And bleeding.
Lucius didn't see this. He stayed on the floor, on his knees, waiting for Goyle
to enact butt love on him. But nothing happened. And nobody came.
"...Goyle! Brat!" Lucius turned around, trying to get a good view of Goyle.
"Where are you, boy?! I need you!"
But Goyle couldn't respond.
"...Ugh! Brat!"
Lucius finally crawled over to Goyle, but then he noticed the boy was
unconscious. He began crying.
"...NO!!!!" Lucius cradled Goyle in his arms, sobbing. "Nooooooo!!! Gregory!!!
My one true love!!!!!!!!!"
Everything went silent and dark inside the White House. Lucius lamented the
loss of Goyle, even though Goyle was unconscious, and the SWAT officers had
left long ago. Hillary and Bill were lying on the floor, dead.
But then, a shining light appeared over them....
".....?"
Bill began floating up higher, and higher. He opened his sallow eyes, and saw
that he was alive and sort of well again.
"...Hillary......"
Hillary was floating too. She was alive again as well.
"BILL!!!!!!" she screamed.
Lucius noticed this magic happening and looked up dramatically, tears streaming
down his face. Above him, Hillary and Bill were alive...
And making out!!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Lucius screamed, dropping Goyle on the floor and
causing the boy to enter a deeper coma than before. "BILLLLL!!!!!"
"Hillary..." Bill moaned sexually and sensually.
"Bill....." Hillary moaned in turn, sexually and sensually.
They both began groping eachother's rumps. Lucius watched, mouth gaping open.
"NOOOOO!!!"
With that, he pulled out his wand from his ass and pointed it at both of them.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!"
Hillary and Bill fell apart from eachother and hit the floor, lifeless yet
again. Lucius smirked, then looked at Goyle angrily.
"BRAT! You did not make love to me when I told you to! For that you shall pay!"
Lucius pointed his wand at Goyle, gritting his molars.
"AVADA....."
Suddenly, the door slammed open. There was Harry Potter, homework in his hands.
"Sir!" he said. "I just finished my homework..wait, where is Professor Snape?!"
"Go away, Potter!" Lucius snapped. "Potty Potter! Ha HA HA!"
Harry left, in shock. But then, he came back.
"Mr. Malfoy..Dobby has been asking about you."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" Lucius boomed. "You lost me my SERVANT!! Long ago! So go
away! Potty Potter! HA HA--"
"No, sir--Dobby's been asking about you...he wants you. All of you." Harry's
tone dropped. "He wants to fuck you."
Lucius's eyes widened. With excitement.
"...Tell him to come here, Potty Potter!"
Harry left again, in a bigger shock than before. Lucius smirked and threw his
head back, letting loose a cackle.
"HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"
He farted hard and fell on his ass on the floor, still cackling. He laughed and
cackled and all that good stuff...but then his face fell.
"......NO!"
Right above him, falling really fast, was Hagrid's huge, warty bum.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
SPLAT!
Chapter End Notes
     That was fun. I enjoyed righting this chapter. I hope y'all enjoyed
     redding it. Lol. I hope y'all don't mind that I killed off Hillary
     and Bill. I actually love 'em. I'm voting for Hillary but I'm too
     young. But anyways hope y'all enjoyed that. Next chapter will have
     more Hagrid and Goyle. I might bring back Crabbe but I dunno really.
     Guys do you want any more characters in this fic? I was thinking of
     adding Professssor Flitwick but Im not so sure. Leave a comment and
     subcribe I'd love to see you're suggestions.
End Notes
     Wow, that took a lot out of me. It was really hard to write about
     Crabbe dying but whatever. You need to do hard things when your
     writing. Well. Hope y'all enjoyed it. Y'all stay tuned for the next
     part, where Goyle gets laid by Snape and Mad-Eye (hee hee....y'all
     will like it). In the meantime if you like Batman you can read my
     fanfic The Penguin and the Doctor. I'm continueing it so yeah. See
     ya'll next time. *waves*
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