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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      5_Seconds_of_Summer_(Band)
  Relationship:
      Luke_Hemmings/Calum_Hood, Michael_Clifford/Ashton_Irwin, Michael
      Clifford/Calum_Hood, Calum_Hood/Ashton_Irwin
  Character:
      Luke_Hemmings, Calum_Hood, Michael_Clifford, Ashton_Irwin, Grandmother
      Hood
  Additional Tags:
      vampire_fic, Cake, malum, Mashton, Cashton, 4some_ish, only_Luke_gets
      Calum, Bottom_Calum, he's_their_food_source_but_then_they_decide_to_fuck
      him, I_guess_I_decided, god_awful_rusty_smut, title_comes_from_Superman
      by_Five_For_Fighting, song_literally_has_nothing_to_do_with_the_story,
      just_needed_a_title_and_it_kind_of_but_not_really_sort_of_fits, But_no,
      Human_Calum
  Stats:
      Published: 2015-12-14 Words: 3495
****** It's Not Easy To Be Me ******
by insideimasadrainbow
Summary
     It's not easy being in a band and it's definitely not easy being in a
     band when you're the only human and your band mates are vampires.
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
It's not easy being in a band and it's definitely not easy being in a band when
you're the only human and your band mates are vampires. Although Calum has help
from the blood tablets provided for him from his grandmother, they don't quite
satisfy his three vampire band mates so he lets them drink from him- quite
frequently but more on that later. So on top of the blood tablets, his
grandmother also supplied for him a recipe for a special 'drink' that wouldn't
let the amount of blood loss effect his health. He knocks it down twice a day-
one in the morning, and one at night.
For as long as he's been doing this, Calum should be used to it all by now.
Which is partly true, he is; however, the one thing he still cannot get over is
the actual process of fangs in his neck. His grandmother once told him that
every human was different and each one reacts differently from the vampire
fangs. Like in movies, the piercing of vampire fangs were portrayed as pain,
therefore the image of a vampire was of fear. However, there was a long list of
different emotions and feelings humans get when a vampire bit them. One of
them, Calum still can't believe, is ticklish. How people could laugh with fangs
lodged in their neck was beyond Calum but, he believed it. Another one was
depression- these people, after getting drunken from a vampire, faded into a
stage of depression and would come out of it a few hours later. Calum doesn't
even want to imagine if that was him when he had three damn vampires
altogether. Jesus. Some bitings brought the opposite for others which left them
slap happy. Again, Calum can't understand how fun it is to have a vampire drink
your blood, but ok. Pain was still existent, but pain was rare. The most common
feeling for humans to have when bitten by a vampire is pleasure.
That's exactly what Calum feels whenever Luke, Michael, or Ashton drink from
him and he can't get over it. His mind muddles up when their fangs sink into
his neck and his body melts and responds instantly. He can never control his
mouth when it happens which leaves him embarrassed and flustered afterwards
because he hears the sounds he makes but he can't stop them. It's frustrating
and even moreso when they tease him about it. He'd really like to threaten them
about taking his blood away but he doesn't want them to go tearing through
cities from crazy blood lust, so he just stalks off to go brood somewhere.
At the moment, Calum was just about to do exactly that after Luke chuckled at
him from his whimpering but the blonde vampire held him in place easily against
the wall of the hotel room with his stupid vampire strength. Calum bit his lip
to keep a moan silent when Luke clamped his large hands on his hips and tugged
him forward in a swift movement, their lower halves slotting together
perfectly.
Calum, still overwhelmed by Luke's appetite that left him with jelly legs,
tossed his head back with a sharp gasp of the blonde vampire's name. "What are
y-you doing?" he added with a whine when he felt lips brush over the still
jittery spot where two neat punctured holes had been. The blood residue had
been licked away clean. Now it was just smooth caramel skin. Just like always,
after one of them bit him, his skin heals itself in preparation for the next
meal. However, it takes awhile for the oversensitive bitten skin to lose its
feeling so when Luke nibbles on the area, Calum nearly buckles with a whine.
Luke pushes him further into the wall as well as moving his hands from Calum's
hips to wrap around his slim waist instead. He tugs his human closer and licks
his way up to the outer shell of the right ear. "You always run away." the
blonde murmured into his ear before taking the lobe between his teeth. His
fangs had retracted but now itched to return as Calum's sweet taste entered his
watering mouth.
The bassist's dark eyes fluttered shut and his mouth fell open softly. "Nnn, y-
you always laugh at me." he countered breathlessly and instantly cursed
himself. Luke already had his fill so what the fuck was he doing?! Calum
brought his hands to Luke's chest but before he could give a good shove, Luke
had grabbed his wrists and raised them over his head to rest against the wall.
This allowed their bodies to sink together fully now and Calum bit his lip on
how fucking good it felt to have Luke pressing against him like this. But this
didn't mean he was happy about it. Before he could protest, Luke started to
suck on his neck. And fuck, if his jeans weren't tight before, they were
fucking now. The blonde vampire was just being mean now, licking over the
closed wound his fangs marked.
"Because it's cute," Luke purred out lowly and swirled his tongue across hot
skin. "And turns me on."
And how Calum didn't feel the prominent bulge pressing against his own at first
was lost to him, but now that he does, he can't fathom why his heart just
picked up speed.
"Turns 'us' on you mean." a familiar new voice entered the room and Calum
managed to open his eyes to see Michael and Ashton standing in the doorway. It
was Michael who had spoken and Calum met his dark emerald eyes which one slowly
lowered into a sultry wink before opening back up.
Ashton said something but Calum didn't pay attention. He was panicking. If
these two were hungry right now how the fuck could he feed them without having
multiple orgasms? At least that's what it feels right now and Calum would
rather crawl into a hole and die before he ever reached that level with them.
It hasn't happened before in way... he will admit the main reason he leaves
them after a meal is to jack off but no need to let them know that.
Calum blinked when cool fingers underneath his chin tipped his face up to meet
Luke's electric blue eyes. "Did you hear babe?" the blonde vampire asked and
Calum saw Ashton and Michael were on each of his sides staring at him hungrily.
Oh, fuck.
"No." Michael answered for Luke when they all witnessed Calum's dark eyes
widening almost comically.
"We've come to a decision that we want to help you out during our feeds so you
don't have to run and get off somewhere hidden." Ashton, the oldest vampire,
explained as he stared at Calum. "If you let us, it won't be a problem at all.
I'd prefer it to be quite honest."
It was quick but Calum barely saw Ashton's tongue flick out across his lips
before disappearing back inside his closed mouth. The human suppressed his
shiver with a violent force and managed to break eye contact. He had a feeling
of what they meant but he needed to hear it, hear one of them (probably
Michael) drop it on him clearly. "What exactly do you mean?" he asked softly,
eyes locked on lower half of Luke's solid black shirt. It hugged the blonde
quite nicely, exposing his broad and slightmuscle_build
.
"We want to fuck you when we feed." this was Michael, as Calum predicted, blunt
and always to the point Michael. Still, hearing it kind of sealed the deal in a
way and Calum froze up.
Ashton sighed. "Michael."
"Or finger you." Luke added helpfully.
"Seriously?"
"We could jack you off." Michael smirked as he sauntered up beside Calum whose
heart was pounding loud in his ears. Luke let their human go and slipped to his
other side, lowering his head to the side of Calum's neck to suck on it.
Michael mirrored him and Calum moaned instantly.
"Eat you out if you'd like." Luke murmured against the sweet neck. He was too
full to react to Calum's scent in that way even though the smell was heaven.
However, true to Calum's long ago fear, Michael and Ashton had sought him out
for their daily feed. So Michael's eyes darkened and dilated at the honey mint
scent rolling off Calum in waves. He could taste the blood at this distance and
let out a
low
 growl as he surged forward, mouth opening to reveal elongated white fangs.
Ashton hadn't made anymore comments because who was he kidding; he wanted to do
all of those things to Calum even though he would have worded it better than
the two younger vampires. The oldest one closed the distance between him and
the panting human until their bodies were flushed together, and soon, as well
as their mouths.
Calum mewled into the drummer's mouth as Michael drank from him, his vision
spotting in and out incoherently. Luke had slipped his hand into the front of
his pants after getting them undone with skillful fingers. Ashton swallowed
down his mewl-turned-whimper when Luke's long fingers wrapped around his aching
hard on and tugged gently. Calum's mouth fell open against Ashton's and the
oldest vampire slipped his tongue inside the exposed wet cavern, and began to
lick at the sweet crevices and hidden coves.
Calum felt like he was on fire. His insides burned deliciously while his outer
self was set to flames by the onslaught of pleasure he felt. He no longer
supported his weight and only remained standing because of the other three. He
arched hard when Michael bit down harder, deeper. Ashton's tongue slurped
loudly in his mouth and Luke was still attatched to his neck, and, from the
pleasant tugs his dick got from Luke's hand, Calum came with a muffled scream,
coating Luke's hand with his thick seed.
Luke kissed his darking colored neck from the sucking and pulled his head away
to look down as he tugged Calum's dick out from his jeans. He brought his hand
up to his face and carefully sucked each finger clean of their human's come.
After he was finished, Luke looked at the others before looking at the bed.
They had yet moved from the dooryway of their hotel room and the bed had more
space than the small one they were crowded in now. So Luke made the suggestion.
"The bed."
Or statement. Might have been a demand or order, who knows. Either way, under
five seconds flat, Calum found himself flung on one of the Queen beds and a
vampire hovering above him who he stared up at dazedly. Ashton smiled down at
him before leaning over to swipe his tongue over the mess Michael didn't have
the chance to clean. Calum trembled at the feel and Ashton moved to other side
where his blood hadn't got drunk from, and slowly let his fangs slide out and
in the soft skin. Calum's breath picked up and he spasmed once before Ashton
pulled off with a pop, blood trickling down his sharp fangs.
He sat up and scooted back until he was almost at the end of the bed. Luke and
Michael watched the oldest with dark eyes as he grabbed both of Calum's jelly
legs and pulled him down swiftly. Calum's shirt rode up in the process,
exposing his smooth, caramel skin. All three vampires licked their lips at the
sight but Ashton had taken control. "Luke." he rumbled out while climbed out
from between Calum's legs and instead, went to spread himself downwards against
the headboard, his face closing in on Calum's neck once more. He had to curl
his legs in a bit across the
pillows
 in order to have room but it was comfortable.
Meanwhile, Luke had taken Ashton's previous position and was currently peeling
down Calum's black jeans with smooth eagerness. Michael followed suit with his
own jeans and raised himself on his knees beside Calum's head as he tugged his
dick out with dark, lidded eyes. Calum, eyes closed tight, arched off the bed
as the cool air hit his bare lower half but was pulled back down by Ashton's
strong hands which were flat on his shoulders. Ashton's hair tickled the side
of his face as he ate at his neck deeply.
"Nnn-!"
Michael scooted closer and bent over their human, guiding his throbbing dick to
Calum's mouth. "Open wide
baby
~" the vampire cooed and Calum obeyed without a thought not opening his eyes
even when Michael's tip entered his mouth.
Luke kissed the curve of Calum's hip bones and trailed his way down until his
mouth closed around the human's swollen dick. Come still stained the organ from
Calum's first orgasm so the blonde cleaned him up with sucks, bites, and long
devilish licks. With Ashton's hot mouth clamped on his neck, Michael's dick
filling his mouth, and Luke's heated mouth wrapped around his dick, Calum came
again from the overflowing sensations. His sounds of pleasure were muffled
greatly from Michael but the vampire groaned aloud from the vibrations Calum
sent down his dick, and thrusted in deeper.
"Don't choke him Michael." Ashton chatised when he heard Calum emitt a gurgling
sound.
"He can take it." Michael countered roughly. His eyes rolled into the back of
his head when Calum let out a series of moans and whimpers. "Fuck!" the vampire
looked back and saw the youngest blonde's face disappeared between their
human's slightly raised legs. Michael knew what Luke was doing as he saw the
blonde's hands underneath Calum's thighs, pushing them slightly off the bed so
his mouth had easier
access
 to the quivering hole he was licking into. Michael growled in the back of his
throat when Calum repeated his vibrating sounds and told Luke to not stop what
he was doing.
The blonde vampire had no intention of stopping. He buried his face deeper into
the crevice of Calum's ass and delved his tongue further into the slick hole,
quite enjoyed the way the wet walls clenched around it. Calum's juices covered
his taste buds and Luke was hungry for more. Calum arched hard but this time
Ashton's hands couldn't keep him down. His movement forced Michael deeper into
his throat but Calum was far too gone. His lower half was no longer touching
the mattress and instead it sat on Luke's face as the blonde nibbled his wet
entrance. He felt that thick tongue slide inside of him again and sobbed. This
was too fucking much.
Ashton pulled off, his hunger subsided for now, and licked his lips as he took
in the two delicious sights of Luke eating their human out and Michael grinding
his pelvis into their human's open mouth. He stared down at Calum and saw the
red hue spreading across his face while his pretty, pouty mouth was stretched
out around Michael'd dick and his throat revealed the thick outline of how deep
Michael was in. Saliva pooled down his chin and gathered in the small dip of
his collarbone. Michael let out a
low
 groan as Calum cried out, the cry getting drowned out, quite literally, by
Michael's come as he came with a curse.
Ashton licked his lips and shuffled around until he was beside Michael who was
riding his orgasm out while thrusting slowly into Calum's messy mouth.
"Pull out." Ashton ordered softly as he placed a hand on Michael's lower back.
Michael did, albeit in a lazy manner. His dick made a squelching sound as it
slid out between Calum's slick lips who let out a quiet moan. Their human was a
mess with tears streaming down his face and his mouth covered in substances.
Calum arched sideways eyes flying open, his vision entirely white as Luke stole
his third orgasm.
Luke finally pulled his face up, his mouth and chin area slick from Calum's
juices. He licked his mouth once over and, with dark eyes, slowly climbed up
until he hovered above Calum's body. "Wh-" Michael started when Luke nudged
their human's legs apart and sank down between them. However, Ashton grabbed
his arm and hauled him off the bed while Luke leaned down and captured Calum's
swollen lips with his.
"We'll wait." Ashton told the guitarist vampire as he dragged him to the
bathroom.
Michael scowled. "But I wanted to do him first."
Ashton ignored him and locked the door before turning to the shower. "You can
next."
"But-"
"Look. Are you going to help me get off or not?" Ashton asked and gestured to
his hard on making an impressive tent in his jeans. He saw Michael look down
and waited patiently until the younger vampire walked towards him, dark eyes
glinting.
Back in the room, Calum was being devoured by Luke's hungry mouth which claimed
his own. The blonde vampire cleaned his stained, puffy mouth thoroughly with
his scorching hot tongue while rolling their lower bodies together, gently
moving his human up and down from the movement.
Calum had his arms wrapped around Luke's neck and held him down tight. The
rough feel of the vampire's jeans against his hot skin made Calum itch but Luke
was soon unbuckling himself with one hand of fingers and pulled his pants down
until they rested near his ankles. "I want you so bad," he growled out and
Calum could only stare at the blonde who tugged his dick out. It was fat and
burning red, deliciously long and Calum, once again, could only stare. "So
fucking bad." Luke moaned and tucked his head underneath Calum's chin, lips
pressing kisses to the skin there.
Calum tilted his head back so more skin was available for Luke's lips to touch.
His mind was gone but his body was very much responsive. When Luke sank into
him, stretching him out and filling him up had his toes and fingers curl, his
mouth falling open in a silent scream which gradually formed and came out as
soon as the blonde vampire bottomed out.
Luke covered Calum's body from head to toe even as he drew his hips back and
shot them forward. Calum's mouth was now free to make all of the sounds, which
he did, as Luke slid hot and deep into him, touching those oversensitive bundle
of nerves within him. The bed began to hit the wall and pillows started to
tumbled down to the ground as Luke fucked Calum hard. Grunts and moans filled
the room and Calum dropped his arms from Luke's neck, too shaky to keep hold
onto. The blonde had managed to scoot them up the bed with his thrusts and soon
he was gripping the head board while Calum's ass rose off the mattress and
rested in his lap to meet his violent thrusts. The sound of skin on skin
slapped so loudly in the room that not even Calum's gasping yells covered the
sound.
Luke took in his human's appearance- body flushed, face flushed, mouth red,
puffy and slick, dark hair messy as it splayed across the only
pillow
 that hadn't fallen. Bite marks not from their fangs littered around his neck,
collarbone and chest. Icy electric blue eyes looked down at Calum's ass poised
slightly in the air swallowing his dick up with wet noises and Luke groaned.
Calum kept clenching around him snugly and hotly, and he was making beautiful
sounds. So much that Luke blacked out and bent over with his fangs out and bit
Calum hard. Calum's half lidden eyes shot open and he arched as far as Luke's
body allowed him with a shriek as he came hard and long, his come hitting
Luke's shirt he hadn't removed. There would definitely be a stain later on but
Calum had passed out while Luke flickered back into reality, not feeling the
thick substance seeping into his shirt. His eyes shot open wide and groaned
deep and long as Calum's clenching hole milked him dry. Luke filled his human
up passed the brim and some of his seed trickled out and down Calum's trembling
thigh.
After a few minutes, Luke stilled his body and carefully pulled out of Calum's
entrance, the walls quaking around the air. Luke leaned down and closed his
mouth over Calum's in a long, sweet kiss before tumbling to the mattress beside
the other. The vampire turned on his side lazily and wrapped one arm around
Calum's waist before tugging him in gently. He buried his face into the sweet
neck and let out a contented sigh. Soft
snores
 followed after.
Inside the bathroom in the shower, Michael was up against the wall as Ashton
ramming inside him over and over, their new found energy spurred by the
screaming outside in the room. And, unlike the younger two when they had
finished, Ashton and Michael didn't fall asleep. Nope, instead they went in for
round two.
End Notes
     And then Michael got his turn but he went twice because he had to
     wait.
     the end.
     Only at 4 in the morning do I write terrible smut.
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