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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Terezi_Pyrope/Dave_Strider
  Character:
      Dave_Strider, Terezi_Pyrope
  Additional Tags:
      Oral_Sex
  Stats:
      Published: 2012-09-02 Words: 1357
****** Interspecies Diplomacy ******
by May
Summary
     You’d actually been hoping that you had introduced some part of human
     culture as her sexy alien boyfriend, but things were a little
     different if you’d accidently initiated something serious.
Notes
     Written for the Homesmut kink meme. I tightened it up a bit and made
     some changes to stuff I didn't like on my original go.
     Consensual oral sex in the Alternian Empire is rare and special.
     Mainly because of teeth.
You had, of course, had some apprehension when she’d first brought it up – her
needle-mouth made her a real emasculation machine if you weren’t careful. You
assumed that, with that in mind and with the general texture of their
genitalia, oral just wasn’t something that they did.
You’d done it for her, though, and she’d been so taken by it and you kind of
took that as a confirmation that trolls actually didn’t do that, ever. It was
strange, of course, and you were a little unsure about how to navigate, but
since your own teeth were at the standard level of human bluntness, you made it
work without causing her any damage. There was that moment of quiet, those red
eyes tilted blankly down at you with that slight flush of teal under the
freckles across her nose. You couldn’t work out whether she was looking
apprehensive or expectant, but the uncharacteristic hesitance was pretty damn
cute, regardless.
“Dave…,” she’d said, afterwards, the usual twang of her voice somewhat subdued,
“…I didn’t think that we would be doing that so soon.”
You looked up at her from your vantage point on her bony chest where you had
rested on your way up. So it was the idea that it was more like something
important rather than something that didn’t ever happen. You’d actually been
hoping that you had introduced some interesting part of human culture as her
sexy alien boyfriend, but things were a little different if you’d accidently
initiated something serious. She was prone to fucking with you, but something
wavered a little in the back of your mind concerning bizarre troll marriage
ceremonies.
You wanted to put on your glasses and sit up and look over them at her. You
toyed with the idea of saying something witty about human rituals.
You settled for a ‘hmm?’
“It’s pretty rare for a troll to let another troll do that unless they are very
close,” she said.
Your heart did something in your chest and if you were somebody else, you might
have considered that it might not have been bad, exactly. But you were you, and
so all the feeling made you do was tense your shoulders and hook your thumbs in
your jeans.
“This isn’t a ritual of some kind, is it?” you said, “because I’m all down with
alien custom and all that shit, but if you’ve laid eggs in my wind pipe, I’ll
have to make you sever my head, which I guess will be the cruellest of
punishments on you, since you’ll be knowingly ridding all of time of space of
this particularly fine specimen of coolkid.”
“No Dave, for that, I would need to slice open your thorax cavity and lay my
eggs in your intestines for them to have the best nourishment to allow you to
bring them to full term,” she said, the peculiar tones of her voice rumbling
through her chest, “it’s not really an official matespritship proposal or
anything, but it’s a pretty big deal.”
A perfect beat passed, and you curled over slightly to nip at her chest, taking
the tip of one of her small breasts into your mouth and sinking your teeth down
just a little. She purred, and you felt her claws in your arms before allowing
yourself to be flipped onto your back. Trolls were small and wiry, their
movements quick and feral. Terezi growled against your shoulder and her little
teeth gnawed softly, but nowhere near enough to draw blood.
You said, “I don’t want a Vantas-style break-down of that shit – it isn’t like
some royal bug thing is going to be knocking on our gooey hive to stick some
alien shot-gun into my back in any case. We can play this as we go.”
Terezi inclined her head at you and laughed her raspy giggle. “The question is
whether you want it reciprocated?” she said, “You’ve performed it on me, and I
gave my trust for you to do so, even though your teeth couldn’t do much damage,
at all.”
She looked at you, expectantly, her red eyes huge. The edges of her teeth were
an issue, but you found yourself trying to work out what she wanted. You were
only one of four living humans, after all, and if you narrowed it down, you
kind of had to be the kind of diplomat that would take an alien blow job for
the team.
“You done it before?” you had asked, because a lot more relied on experience
here than it usually did.
“No, I haven’t, and it’s good for you to know that,” she said, “but you should
also know that I will be as safe as possible and no harm will come to Mr Cherry
Marshmellow.”
You refrained from asking whether she meant you in your entirety or whether
you’d actually inadvertently moved into cutesy genital naming arenas. That
might be too much, even for someone with your reinforced irony buffers.
“K,” you nodded, and she began her slide down the length of your body,
sinuously, and you reached down and patted her hair. It was downier than human
hair, and her horns were hard and cool when you ran your finger up one of them.
You knew that if you gently scratched her scalp just where it joined her horns,
she’d let out a purring sound, arching her back a little like a cat. That
wasn’t something you wanted to do while she had your sensitive parts near to
her teeth, however.
So you withdrew your hand and prepared yourself as she unzipped your jeans. If
it was that special then a troll blow-job had to be extra awesome because while
Terezi had the teeth, she also had those lips and that tongue. You hissed as
she pulled you out of your underwear and ran her hand up and down your dick
experimentally, her claws just gentle enough. Her mouth pursed and you could
see how thick you were circled in her fingers.
“Hmmm,” she murmured, giving you a hesitant lick, which was promisingly
amazing, “Mmm.”
With her voice against your dick like that, you weren’t sure that you were
going to last much longer. She pulled away, then, and you already had to
suppress a whine of frustration. Terezi positioned herself so that she was on
all fours over you. She was pretty tiny in comparison to you, you noticed, as
you braced yourself for what you knew was coming next. She lowered her head so
that her open mouth crowned the head of your cock and you thought that she was
going to deep throat you. She didn’t.
Her head hovering over your erection, she seemed to be balancing herself so
that your dick could sit on her tongue, her mouth just wide enough that her
teeth weren’t touching your skin. Her tongue lapped around your tip and it did
feel good, but you were hoping that it would progress to something more
interesting. Perhaps she was just becoming used to you before she tried
anything.
Time progressed, Terezi’s technique did not, and it was probably due to your
age that you could get so close so quickly. Her rear was wiggling in the air
and it would just have been funny if you hadn’t also thought that she was
adorable. Maybe she was adorable because it was funny.
You used loud enough groans that left Terezi none the wiser. You didn’t really
want her to know that you just couldn’t get into her wacky alien fellatio
technique. It would make you look like an inflexible human diplomat. Knowing
her boyfriend wasn’t quite the coolkid she thought he was might have made her
cry. You didn’t want her to cry. You doubted it would, actually, but you didn’t
want to risk it.
You were content to think that it was enough that she looked cute enough when
she did it, and that the sight of her licking up the eventual results like the
most eager of the porn stars you’d once looked up when you were bored of weird
shit was definitely worth it.
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