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Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Underage Category: M/M, Multi Fandom: Yuri!!!_on_Ice_(Anime) Relationship: Katsuki_Yuuri/Victor_Nikiforov, Otabek_Altin/Yuri_Plisetsky, Other Relationship_Tags_to_Be_Added, Phichit_Chulanont_&_Katsuki_Yuuri, Christophe_Giacometti_&_Victor_Nikiforov, Makkachin_&_Victor_Nikiforov Character: Katsuki_Yuuri, Victor_Nikiforov, Yuri_Plisetsky, Otabek_Altin, Christophe Giacometti, Christophe_Giacometti's_Boyfriend, Phichit_Chulanont, Katsuki Mari, Katsuki_Hiroko, Katsuki_Toshiya, Yakov_Feltsman, Other_Yuri!!!_on Ice_Character(s), Makkachin_(Yuri!!!_on_Ice), Nishigori_Yuuko, Nishigori Takeshi, Nishigori_Triplets Additional Tags: rick_and_morty_au-ish, Science_Fiction, Weapons_of_Mass_Destruction, Aliens, Science_Experiments, Human_Experimentation, Unethical Experimentation, Laboratories, Lab_Sex, Dark_Victor_Nikiforov, Eros Katsuki_Yuuri, Chubby_Katsuki_Yuuri, Sexy_Katsuki_Yuuri, Homme_Fatale, Bombs, Multiple_Sex_Positions, Alien_Invasion, Alien_Abduction, Alien Sex, Cyborgs, Robots, Robot_Sex, Mad_Scientists, X-ray_Vision, Lasers, Back_to_the_Future_References, Star_Wars_References, Dimension_Travel, Time_Travel, Clones, Planets, Brainwashing, Mind_Control, Parasites, Zombies, Mutants, Temporary_Character_Death, Slime, Tentacles, Jealous Victor_Nikiforov, Out_of_Character_sometimes, Viktor_is_Savage, Drunk Katsuki_Yuuri, Drunk_Victor_Nikiforov, I_BLAME_RICK_AND_MORTY_FOR_PUTTING THIS_IDEA, in_my_head, Indiana_Jones_References, Violence, Blood_and Gore, Alien_Biology, Other_Additional_Tags_to_Be_Added, Jurassic_Park References, Angry_Yuri_Plisetsky, Yuri_Plisetsky_is_a_Brat, Insecure_Yuri Plisetsky, Yuri_Plisetsky_Swears, Katsuki_Yuuri/Victor_Nikiforov_Smut, Weirdness, Dude_In_Distress!Yuuri, Mad_Scientist!Viktor, Evil_Laughter, Hijinks_&_Shenanigans, Yuuri's_Stress_Eating, Sexy_Times, Awkward_Sexual Situations, World_Domination, Planet_Destruction, Alien_Planet, New Planets, Angst_and_Humor, Sexual_Humor, Dark_Comedy, Depressed_Victor Nikiforov Stats: Published: 2018-03-09 Updated: 2018-03-21 Chapters: 3/? Words: 1830 ****** Insane Adventures ****** by DragonPrincess101 Summary Yuuri is a henchman to Viktor, a brilliant yet mad scientist with questionable motives. After an entire month of dangerous adventures through space, time and dimensions. Viktor gets a young apprentice, Yurio whom is very violent and mean. Yuuri had no idea what mess he'll get in when he decided to be Viktor's henchman due to love at first sight at the weird party Phichit drag him into. Now Yuuri is dealing with shenanigans of the madman he loves and his crazy student who hates him. (I'd put more character tags but I'm in a hurry I'll add more character tags when I have the time) Notes I don't own Yuri On Ice or any fandom whatsoever! See the end of the work for more notes ***** Intro ***** Chapter Notes See the end of the chapter for notes “Hi I’m Yuuri and this is my story of my very exciting yet dangerous & messed up life as a henchman of a mad scientist...” said Yuuri as he sweat drops.   1st_day   Viktor and Yuuri are in a space station with so many aliens that are of different shapes and sizes. Yuuri look around in wonder.   “You have the crystal spheres” whispered Viktor.   Yuuri nods as he shows the small bag.   “Good now go to the bathroom and stick them up your anus” whispered Viktor.   “What!” shouted Yuuri.   Viktor shushes him.   “They’re illegal to bring to any space stations and in a thousand planets” whispered Viktor smiling.   “Why don’t you do it?” whispered Yuuri angrilly.   “Because I’m smuggling a stolen expensive raygun” whispered back Viktor.   “What?! When?!” whispered Yuuri angrilly.   7th_day Yuuri looks really tired as he enters the lab. There was a gross smell and his eyes widen in horror suddenly.   Viktor is covered in green stuff while wearing a surgical mask and gloves. In his hands are a scalpel and a syringe. On the table is a weird brown slug-like creature with a humanoid face that’s bleeding green...   “V-Viktor What are you doing?” asked Yuuri nervously.   “Ah my little piggy~ looks like I don’t need call you, you see I’m doing a dissection on a slugman and I need you to hand me the chainsaw now” said Viktor kindly.   “Why?” said Yuuri.   “I said now” said Viktor in a kind tone with a bit of malice.   Yuuri gulps, go to get the chainsaw, gives it to Viktor and speaks in frustration “Ok fine and stop calling me little piggy”   “I won’t stop until you go easy on your meals” said Viktor as he starts the chainsaw and stabs the screaming monster. More green blood is everywhere.   “I can’t watch!” shouted Yuuri running out of the lab.   16th_day   Yuuri gets paled when he sees odd devices he never saw before.   “Viktor...what are those?” he asked.   “Oh I thought I'd show them to you later but since you found them, they're my entire doomsday devices collection, some I made, some I bought and some I've stolen...a lot of those can destroy a planet in the matter of seconds and I was planning to tell you because I own an alien mafia some money so I want you to help me sell some of them” said Viktor while smiling.   Yuuri gets nervous “why would did you have those and you’re selling them?!”   “In case I want or have to destroy a planet and I need to make money for the mafia within a week or they’ll destroy our planet...I could stop them by destroying their home planet but a lot of my rich clients work there” said Viktor shrugging while smiling.   Yuuri look at him in shock.   “Wait--- they’ll blow up our planet!” said Yuuri fearfully.   23th_day Both are chained together in a dungeon.   “You should have press the button Yuuri” said Viktor with a kind smile and tone but Yuuri knows that Viktor is angry.   “My hands were slippery from massaging that disgusting snailman’s head which you told me to do as a distraction while you were stealing information from it’s computer!!!” said Yuuri angrily.   Viktor then smiles and chuckles. “Oh right...sorry I forgot about that”   “Viktor what’s gonna happen to us?” said Yuuri fearfully.   “Judging that we are alive they’ll either consume us or have sex with us then consume us...” said Viktor while still smiling.   “What!?” shouted Yuuri fearfully.   “This is a planet of humanoid spiders and humanoid praying mantises afterall” said Viktor shrugging while still smiling.   34th_day Yuuri is in a very revealing slave outfit with an annoyed look on his face. A crowned giant legless woman with 9 eyes is holding the chain attached to his collar. Viktor is standing in front of them taking pictures of Yuuri while wiping off his nosebleed. They are surrounded by different kinds of aliens.   “Viktor could you stop taking pictures and SAVE ME?!” said Yuuri angrily.   “I would in a minute and could you turn around?” asked Viktor.   Yuuri signs in frustration and he turn around.   Viktor stops taking pictures and he smiles darkly at the woman.   “Now that I’m done...either let my hot henchman go or I’ll gouge all 9 of your eyes” said Viktor who is still in a kind tone with a smile.   The giantess gulp nervously, all the aliens prepare to attack while Yuuri sighs in relief.   “Finally!” shouted Yuuri.   “But first answer this question...what store did you get that outfit Yuuri is wearing?” said Viktor kindly.   Yuuri screams angrily. “SERIOUSLY VIKTOR!”     Now   “And things got worse when Viktor gets an apprentice...” said Yuuri as he sweats drop.   There is a very loud roaring sound, everything in the room is shaking and Yurio is heard shouting.   "HEY PIG I BROUGHT A FUCKING DINOSAUR TO LIFE BY ACCIDENT!!! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FROM CRETACEOUS NOT JURASSIC!!! WHERE'S VIKTOR'S FUCKING DEATH RAYS!!!!!"   Yuuri face palm. Chapter End Notes Yes one of the scenes is a reference to the Slave Leia's outfit Yuuri's slave outfit: https://img0.etsystatic.com/157/0/9332285/ il_fullxfull.1126356032_t9rw.jpg ***** Hanging out ***** Chapter Summary Yuuri is with his friends minus Phichit in his day off. (i don't know what things for Phichit to say in the chapter that's why he's not there) Chapter Notes Thus takes place the day before Yurio becomes Viktor's student. See the end of the chapter for more notes Yuuri is in a restaurant with Minako, Yuuko, Takeshi and Mari. He'd invite Phichit but he's at a dentist appointment and this is Yuuri’s day off.   “Hey why did you work with that crazy scientist if you two get into so many dangerous situations?” asked Yuuko in a worried tone.   “Yeah what's up with that are you a masochist or something?” said Takeshi chuckling.   Yuuri looks down. “I have a crush on him ever since I first saw him in that party Phichit dragged me into...But I never had the guts to talk to him until weeks later I heard that he needs an assistance...Things change since I’m starting to know him better” He said with an annoyed time in the end.   “Why did you keep working with him?” asked Minako with concern.   “I still love him in fact we are currently dating each other....also someone has to keep him on the leash...especially since he has committed a lot of atrocities that label him an intergalactic outlaw and I mean a lot ...he and his friends are basically #1 pirates and terrorists in several galaxies” said Yuuri laughing nervously.   Everyone's jaws dropped except Mari.   “What?!” shouted Minako in shocked.   “I say too much...please don't tell Viktor I'm eating this” said Yuuri facepalm as he sweats and he begins eating katsudon.   Mari is shaking her head while smirking. “I know you like the crazy ones Yuuri but oh man…”   Yuuri’s phone rings, he check and sees that it's Viktor.   “Yuuri sorry to say this but your day off is over” he said kindly.   “What did you do this time?” said Yuuri rolling his eyes.   “Remember the Frankenstein creation I have showed you 2 weeks ago” said Viktor.   “Yes and thank you for bringing back that memory…” said Yuuri with a terrified face.   “He might have escape 6 hours ago the moment you probably left for your day off” said Viktor.   “Wait a minute…” said Yuuri fearfully.   “Aaah something grab my ankle!” said Yuuko.   Takeshi lifts the table in anger thinking it's a pervert.   “My katsudon!” shouted Yuuri.   “Katsudon?... Yuuri what did I told you about your diet” said Viktor.   “Oh fuck it's a huge severed hand!!!” shouted Takeshi fearfully.   Suddenly people were running & screaming when there's a loud groaning sound.   “We'll talk about that later...just come here right now” said Yuuri nervously as he notices he's in a gigantic shadow…   Everyone is fearfully staring at the monstrosity behind Yuuri. "What in the hell is that thing?" said Minako with a gross out face. “I'm NOT looking back” said Yuuri hearing Viktor's creation breathing heavily. Chapter End Notes What crazy sci fi thing you want to see next? ***** Return ***** Chapter Summary Yuuri, Viktor and Yurio came back from a disappointing space adventure. Chapter Notes Sorry I took long on this See the end of the chapter for more notes Yuuri slams open the door, he looks pretty beat up, his skin-tight full bodysuit is torn showing his chest, a side of his bare hip and his buttcrack. He’s breathing heavily as he enters the house.   “That was the worst space trip ever!” said Yuuri.   Yurio comes inside looking really annoyed, baggy spacesuit covered in dirt with his hair messed up.   “I know! Hours of traveling around in that primitive planet and there’s no signs of floating blue diamond anywhere!!! We only captured those dumb monkey people and look at my hair!!!” shouted Yurio pointing at his head.   Viktor comes inside with his skintight suit only slightly dirty... with his heart shaped smile on his face.   “Oh lighten up boys... the trip isn’t that bad, look on the bright side” said Viktor happily.   “The only bright parts are when that pig was kidnap by that giant ape” said Yurio pointing at Yuuri.   Flashback   A giant gorilla beats his chest angrily and picks up Yuuri who’s bodysuit is in one piece earlier.   “AAAAAAH PUT ME DOWN!!!” screamed Yuuri.   The gorilla runs off with Yuuri deep into the forest.   Yurio laughs while Viktor sighs.   “Does he always get kidnap?” asked Yurio.   “A lot” said Viktor as he puts on a jetpack and flies after them.   Ends   Yuuri glares at Viktor’s student.   “And when I kick that stupid monkey guy’s ass on the way back to your ship” said Yurio crossing his arms.   Flashback Yurio is angrily kicking at a monkey man with every monkey people are screaming and jumping in either anger or excitement..   “I’LL TEACH YOU TO THROW SHIT AT ME!!!” screamed Yurio   “S-STOP YOU’RE CRACKING MY RIBS” screamed the monkey alien in pain.   Ends   Yuuri grimace at Yurio.   “Also this is the 67th time you had me wearing an outfit like this!” said Yuuri   “Oh believe me Yuuri the suit was a necessary for the trip it allows maximum mobility” said Viktor smiling.   Yuuri sighs in annoyance.   The mad scientist thought “As much as it’s upsetting that the sexy space outfit I made for Yuuri is ruined again… I always get to see some skin”   “I’m going to take a shower” said Yuuri walking away.   “May I join?” asked VIktor.   “Ok fine” said Yuuri as he sighs in defeat. He’s too tired to argue with his boss right now.   Viktor kisses Yuuri and Yurio gag in disgust.   There are sounds of screeches of trapped angry monkey people coming from the door they entered.   “LET US OUT YOU HAIRLESS TWO HANDED TAILLESS FREAKS!!!” screams a monkey man.   “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHIT THROWERS!” shouted Yurio angrily.   “Oh Yurio close the soundproof room...we’ll deal with those primates later” said Viktor.   Yurio flips a switch on the wall and when the door closes. The monkey sounds are silence.   The teenager leaves to his own bathroom, takes off all his clothes which the robots burn them and gets into a special shower for whenever he comes back from a foreign planet.. “Today sucks, I can’t believe that just 2 weeks ago I was excited when I was chosen to be Viktor’s apprentice ...but I didn’t know that he’s really involve with that pig...His minion is in the way, he’s lucky that Viktor likes him...” thoughted Yurio as he washes his hair in the shower. Chapter End Notes Yes there's planet of the ape references and Yuuri is not kidnapped by king kong because that is an alien gorilla btw which yuri on ice characters you want to be other mad scientists, minions or regular people? End Notes What characters you want to see next and that includes the ones not in my tags yet? Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!