Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/ works/7280257. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: Steven_Universe_(Cartoon) Relationship: Greg_Universe/Steven_Universe_(Steven_Universe) Character: Greg_Universe, Steven_Universe Additional Tags: Parent/Child_Incest, Incest, cum, Rimming, Anal_Sex, Car_Sex Stats: Published: 2016-06-23 Words: 1682 ****** In Dad's Van ****** by deadlynice Summary “Wait, does Greg know that you are going over to his van?” Pearl asked. “Well, no. But, I’m planning on surprising him!” he said as he resumed packing his things. “Why?” “Because, he keeps saying that we don’t spend enough time together anymore, so I figured we can bond over sleeping!" “Um, are you sure that this is a soundproof idea?" “I’m absolutely sure Pearl!” Steven raced around his room, grabbing his sleeping bag, his pillow, and everything else that you would need at a sleep over. Steven was extremely excited about attending this sleep over. Of course, some people wouldn’t really consider it a sleep over. He was just going to stay with his dad in his van for that night. But, regardless of whether or not people considered it a sleep over, Steven couldn’t wait to hang out with his dad. Due to Steven’s many missions with the Crystal Gems, Greg and Steven haven’t had enough time to spend together. Steven knew he had to do something so they can reconnect, so he decided to surprise him by going over to sleep in his van with him. He knew this will be the best surprise for his dad. As he was packing his things, he heard quiet footsteps approach him. He turned around and saw it was Pearl. “Hey, Steven. What on earth are you doing?” she said with a puzzled expression. “Oh, hey Pearl!” Steven exclaimed. “I forgot to tell you this, but I’m planning on sleeping over with my dad.” “Wait, does Greg know that you are going over to his van?” she asked. “Well, no. But, I’m planning on surprising him!” he said as he resumed packing his things. “Why?” “Because, he keeps saying that we don’t spend enough time together anymore, so I figured we can bond over sleeping!" “Um, are you sure that this is a soundproof idea?" “I’m absolutely sure Pearl!” he said as he put on his cheeseburger backpack. “I’ll see you in tomorrow, Pearl!” “Wait, Steven! Be careful!” Pearl exclaimed as Steven began running out of the temple. “I will! Bye, Pearl!” he yelled as he ran out of the temple.   Steven walked at a leisurely pace towards his dad’s van. He occasionally said hi to other people who were still out. The night grew dark, but it wasn’t long until he was able to see the car wash and his dad’s van. As he got closer, he noticed something peculiar. As the van became clearer he was able to see that the van was shaking back and forth slightly. Steven didn’t know what his dad could be doing, but as he got closer, he heard his dad’s voice repeating the words ‘fuck’ and ‘Steven’. Steven slowly got closer to the van’s door, his dad’s voice becoming clearer. He was able to make out full sentences like ‘So fucking tight’ and ‘Take it’. Steven hesitantly grabbed the van’s handle, slowly turned it and pulled the door open in a flash. Steven stood there in shock, in front of him was his dad with his hand wrapped firmly around his penis while his other hand held a picture of Steven, and sweat rolling down his forehead. Greg finally realized what had just happened, and after being frozen with shock momentarily, he grabbed a blanket and covered his crotch. “Steven!” Greg yelled out, “What are you doing here!” “Um, I, uh…” Steven didn’t know what to say. He had just found his father masturbating to a picture of him, of course he didn’t know what to say. “Dad… what were you doing?” “Uh, uh, it’s not what it looks like!” “Are you sure, ‘cause it looks like you were masturbating to a picture of me.” “Steven, get in here and close the door.” Greg said. Steven climbed into the van, and closed the doors behind him. “Now, listen Steven. I was masturbating to you, but I have a good reason! It’s because, because… because I’m attracted to you, Steven!” Steven was taken aback by his dad’s words, but slowly started moving closer to Greg. “I know it’s wrong and I shouldn’t have these feelings for my son, but I do, okay!? It’s just that ever since you turned fourteen, you’ve been getting taller and growing more, and I couldn’t help but notice!” Greg kept rambling, not noticing as Steven inched closer and closer to him. Before he knew it, Steven was sitting on Greg’s lap. Greg didn’t do anything, fearing he might do something wrong. A few seconds passed before Steven said, “It’s alright dad. I get it.” “Uh… you do?” Greg asked. “Of course I do. You know, you’re not the only one who has been noticing people.” Greg looked at Steven curiously. “You’ve been looking really good lately.” “I… have?” “Of course you have. And how wouldn’t I notice my dad looking hunkier than ever?” Steven asked. He slowly started moving closer to Greg’s lips, while Greg put a hand around Steven’s back and slowly started moving, too. Steven planted his lips on Greg’s, slowly grinding down on Greg’s lap, trying to get Greg hard again. As Steven stuck his tongue in Greg’s mouth, he was able to feel Greg’s erection, and Greg was big. From what he could tell, his dad seemed to be at least 10 long beautiful inches. Greg’s grip on Steven tightened, pulling his son even closer. Greg slowly started grinding upwards into Steven, desperately seeking friction. Greg pulled away, out of brethren from the intense make out session with his son. “God, Steven. You’re too good at this.” “You’re not so bad yourself!” Steven said. He crawled off of Greg’s lap, and headed towards his crotch. He pulled down Greg’s boxers, freeing his 10 inch dick, allowing it to stand in all its glory. “Wow, dad. You’re so big.” “Aw, Steven. You’re embarrassing me.” Greg said as he began to blush. Steven wrapped his hands around Greg’s dick and said, “I’m serious! Look at this monster.” He let go of it and let his mouth get closer to the tip. “You’re dick is just so big!” he emphasized. Greg slowly began moving his hips upward towards Steven’s lips, “C’mon Steven. Can’t you get on with it?” he asked desperately “Anything for you, Dad.” Steven said as he let his lips wrap around Greg’s dick. He played with the tip, rolling his tongue around it, making Greg moan. “You like that, Dad?” he asked. “Oh, fuck yeah, Steven.” He said. “Best blowjob ever.” And it was true. This was the best blowjob ever. With Steven’s plump lips, and small, skillful tongue, Greg can for sure say it was an amazing blowjob. Better than any one Rose gave. Steven started moving up and down, taking all of Greg into his mouth. He moved his tongue all around the shaft, getting wet with his spit. He pulled his dick out of his mouth and said, “God, Dad. Your dick tastes so good.” Right before moving down toward his balls, taking each one into his mouth, and juggling the with his tongue. “Ah, Steven! Too good!” Greg felt like he was going to explode. His son was too good at this. He pulled him off his dick and Steven let out a disappointed sound. “Don't worry, Steven. I just need to eat your ass right now.” He said as he flipped Steven onto his stomach. Steven’s ass was the most plump thing Greg had ever felt. It was nice and soft and warm to the touch. Greg lightly slapped it, causing Steven to moan, making his dick harder than before. He moved towards his hole and was in awe of its beauty. It was tight and pink and puffy all at the same time. With no time, Greg putt his tongue on Steven’s asshole, making him moan out in pleasure. “Ah, Dad! So good!” with those words as encouragement, Greg started rimming his son. First playing with the outside of his hole, slowly inching into him. Greg felt the gull warmth of Steven as his face was fully on Steven’s ass. “Yeah, dad. Eat my ass out.” And Greg got to work. Furiously eating Steven out, causing him to moan incredibly loud. His ass was amazing. It was better than pork chops, better than hotdogs, even better than donuts. Steven’s ass was like heaven, and Greg had to be inside. He pulled his tongue out and flipped Steven onto his back and placed the tip on his rim. “Yeah, Dad. Shove your dick in me.” Greg nodded and slammed himself into his son, making them both moan out in pleasure. “Ah, fuck, Steven! So fucking tight, tighter than your mother!” he said. “Yeah, you like being in me Dad?” he asked as he started jerking himself off. “Fuck yeah, Steven.” He said as he started thrusting. “The best hole ever.” “Yeah, Dad!” Steven moaned. “Shove your big dick in me!” Greg started going faster. He went so fast that the van started to shake and make noise. “Yeah, Dad! Let everyone know you’re fucking me!” “You like that Steven? You like me fucking your ass? Being my little bitch?” “Fuck yeah, Dad!” Steven said as he started jerking himself faster. “Fuck my ass harder!” “Yeah, you little bitch! So fucking tight! The best body ever! The best son ever! The best fuck ever! Better than your mother!” Greg said. “Yeah, Dad! Tell me how much better I am than Mom!” “Better at blowjobs, better at fucking, better at making out. Better at everything!” “C’mon Dad! Gonna make me cum now!” he said as her furiously jacked off. “Aw, yeah! C’mon you little slut. Come all over yourself with your dad’s dick inside you!” Greg encouraged. “Ah, yeah!” Steven moaned out as he finally climaxed, his cum flying all over his body. He let go of his dick, and clenched his hole tighter. Greg was close to his climax. “Aw, fuck yeah, Steven! So tight! FUCK!” H moaned as he came inside of Steven. He stood there for a while until pulling out, and looking at Steven’s hole, seeing his sperm slowly come out. He grinned, then laid down next to Steven, putting an arm around him. “Did you have fun, Dad?” Steven asked innocently. “You know I did, kiddo.” He said. “Can we go again?” Steven asked hopefully. “Oh, baby, we’re gonna be doing this all night!” He responded, going in for another make out session. Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed their work!